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!!!!OLD SPICE GUY PLEASE SUMMON YOUR AWSOMENESS TO MAKE ME A VIDEO AND ANSWER ME HORRIBLE PROBLEM!!! AFTER WATCHING YOUR VIDEOS MY BEAUTIFUL LADY WIFE TURNED INTO DIAMONDS HEEEEELP!
@TomboTime Not yet. But when we start sending astronauts down a large previously drilled hole into the cold dark deep world of the frozen moon of Jupiter, Europa; then will we have underwater astronauts.
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How about underwater snorkel manufacturing making more snorkels for other snorkel manufacturing plants, and vice versa, defeating the overall purpose of underwater snorkel manufacturing... I'm on a conveyer belt.
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is it just me or was anyone else impressed that he was able to talk in that ridiculously manly voice while wearing that snorking mask without having that annoying nasal voice?
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I'm an underwater bread maker it all got soggy
timfromacounting 2 days ago
Underwater volleyball instructor, been looking for one of those for a while now!
jarbon5 2 weeks ago
underwater basketweaving... anyone?
sethfafa 3 weeks ago
I felt like he was talking to MR. T.
LucienAchillean 2 months ago
You have won yourself Best answer
hamsterzALWAYS 3 months ago
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damiaweave 6 months ago
Underwater scubadiver
acisawsome 6 months ago 2
im so happy hes new chuck
MrGuNuT 7 months ago
What about underwater onahorseing
pieboy966 7 months ago
WTF is Mustafa doing with a mask , cant he breathe underwater?
ThroatyHerois 7 months ago 2
@ThroatyHerois He's just proving that he can look good even with a diving mask on
SinDawg030 7 months ago
@ThroatyHerois its so the normal people don't feel inferior.
AratoSlayer 6 months ago
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llilJameslill 7 months ago
and thus rapture was born
Kemorowolfrain 8 months ago 4
@Kemorowolfrain everybody thumbs up the hell out of his comment.
HarpoFitz 8 months ago
did anyone relise that he couldn't breath in the mask?
nicolopicus7 8 months ago
I love this. He just replies to random people's questions/comments whilst holding a bottle of Old Spice. Genius.
BrokenxRosesx 8 months ago
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emokid0100 8 months ago
Im a ballen underwater basketball playa!! lol i WUV the old spice guy...he makes my day! :)
shogan639 9 months ago
I am an underwater astronaut! Wait...
myunicorniseatingme 9 months ago
hey mr. old spice guy were you a marine because the marines are awesome and that would add to your awesomeness
marvindeshark 9 months ago
I'm training to be an underwater astronaut.
Stogryn 9 months ago
Kid 1:I wanna be police man
Kid 2:I wanna be a firefighter
Kid 3:I wanna be a underwater middleschool teacher
xCHC1304x 9 months ago
I'm an underwater fireman. With the recession things have gotten really hard for those in my field.
cruherrx 9 months ago 24
Mr. T has to look to Mustafa for guidance.... Well so does every man
aznju 10 months ago
I often wonder, what profession had the glorious wonder of being mastered by the Old Spice Guy prior to his TV ad reign under the guise of an old spice representative?
queenoftheworld734 10 months ago
@queenoftheworld734
i read in si he used to play for the sea hawks actually.....
b1gKahunaBurger 8 months ago
this guy sucks terry crews is a billion times better.
ClevelandOrangeDawgs 10 months ago
@ClevelandOrangeDawgs is terry crews on a horse?
TheTrilbyWill 10 months ago
To answer NDTheCaptain's question, in a fight between Chuck Norris and the Old Spice Guy, the answer would be a cataclysmic explosion of handsome and facial hair that was directed, produced, and recorded by Bruce Lee and Johnny Depp..Also I would like to point out that on top of the many underwater careers I myself have (83 to be exact), I am also and extreme underwater adrenaline enthusiast that is currently talking to you from the deepest part of the earth. Yes...there is also wifi here.
shadow101587 10 months ago 108
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marionetemanJ 10 months ago
This guys got the best f'n job.
Jpieka19 10 months ago 2
Underwater extreme basket weaving for the win!!!!!
TheMrPersonGuyThing 10 months ago 2
make fresh collection xbox premium themes please
D0ughboythegreat 10 months ago
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BlueDrgnSSu 10 months ago
Who would win a fight between Old spice guy and Chuck Norris ?
NDTheCaptain 10 months ago
Who would win a fight between Old spice guy and Chuck Noris ?
NDTheCaptain 10 months ago
hahahaha T just has a fedish for black dudes in gogles
TheAdamcook 10 months ago
Marine biologist?
MadeOfCATS 11 months ago
underwaterrrrr.... sky diver????
diamonddancer417 11 months ago 5
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shaigen1 11 months ago
If Chuck Norris and Morgan Freeman had a child, it's name would be Isaiah Mustafa.
blupablupa1221 11 months ago
Only this man can still sound as awesome as he usually is even with a snorkel covering his nose.
garfocusalternate 11 months ago
I'm on a seahorse.
BearFang666 11 months ago 9
I agree on rapture look down a few
chombyryan123 11 months ago
is he in rapture? lol
Kemorowolfrain 1 year ago
underwater basket weaving is actually a course in some collages
ItsTheEJ 1 year ago
His name aint T, Its X
RedcrownX 1 year ago
underwater fireman
styrofoam96 1 year ago 2
I am an underwater candlemaker. On a flying monkeytunawhaledinosaurrhinocerous. Upside down.
microwaveproduction1 1 year ago
Extreme Underwater Basketweaving
fireone22 1 year ago
Underwater Oldspice guy
WALRUSGooGooGooJoob 1 year ago
lol underwater electricion u would electicute yoself
christene188 1 year ago
@christene188 Duh. And also Learn to spell
KookiesCartoons 1 year ago
Underwater Career Councillor?
sodra9000 1 year ago
How can a man be so gorgeous with a snorkel?
kangaimRoo 1 year ago
how can he do these with a straight face?? O.o
30deadninjas 1 year ago
!!!!OLD SPICE GUY PLEASE SUMMON YOUR AWSOMENESS TO MAKE ME A VIDEO AND ANSWER ME HORRIBLE PROBLEM!!! AFTER WATCHING YOUR VIDEOS MY BEAUTIFUL LADY WIFE TURNED INTO DIAMONDS HEEEEELP!
saulnelson 1 year ago
Underwater basketweaving? :3
meepfeet 1 year ago 3
EVEN WHILE HIS NOSE IS PLUGGED!! he still can sound manly
TheRunningblade 1 year ago
Underwater arsonist, keeping the underwater firefighters in business.
UtubeCharged 1 year ago 5
Well that's untill you come to the end .." underwater space travel" ..
bobkin611 1 year ago
Mr. T wants to go snorkeling.
Cubarted 1 year ago 3
can old spice clean ur balls like axe does
iwouldlikemuffin1 1 year ago
U left out underwater electrician
94Kirkpatrick 1 year ago 660
@94Kirkpatrick best comment :)
FearghasG 1 year ago
@94Kirkpatrick you had better be trolling, he said "the first that come to mind" and he was purposely saying the most rediculous ones.
TheAnimefan112 1 year ago
@94Kirkpatrick I've heard there's good money in that, and suprisingly good health care benefits.
swimteamizzle1114 3 weeks ago
@94Kirkpatrick He also left out underwater firemen.
Vader30400 2 weeks ago
U forgot under water basket weaving
rednerf1 1 year ago
I'm an underwater pyromaniac/arsonist
ooshla23456 1 year ago 4
@ooshla23456
I wish you the best.
MrAmerica1995 1 year ago
I'm an underwater fireplace builder, and business is booming.
DEATHBYFLYINGCDS 1 year ago
underwater fishermen?
TomboTime 1 year ago
@TomboTime it's been done.. :P
GtotheD4 1 year ago
@GtotheD4 okay uhhhh. . . . . . underwater astronaut???
TomboTime 1 year ago
@GtotheD4 okay uhhhh. . . . . . underwater astronaut???
TomboTime 1 year ago
@TomboTime Not yet. But when we start sending astronauts down a large previously drilled hole into the cold dark deep world of the frozen moon of Jupiter, Europa; then will we have underwater astronauts.
mkauf84 1 year ago
@mkauf84 that makes sense :D I luv u person!
KoukiBuri 1 year ago
He made that snorkel look both manly, and attractive. How?
Gandalf279 1 year ago
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appelflapkoning 1 year ago
How about underwater snorkel manufacturing making more snorkels for other snorkel manufacturing plants, and vice versa, defeating the overall purpose of underwater snorkel manufacturing... I'm on a conveyer belt.
MrChopinMan 1 year ago 3
I'm an underwater fluffer.
Havocfang2 1 year ago
i'm an underwater barrista
Mikeybetts 1 year ago
I'm an underwater scuba diver. Wait....
Cryocrat 1 year ago 4
Now Mr T wants to learn how to swim
DeviIShot 1 year ago
I,m an underwater electrical technician
noface181 1 year ago 3
I ride an underwater horse as he turns the tickets into diamonds while preforming his swan dive
DragonhawkV 1 year ago
ralph (from the simpsons) im underwater, mr. shark can u let me go now??
landoiz22 1 year ago
i hated my underwater middleschool teachers.
alfonzo830 1 year ago 3
I'm an underwater gamer
adam4malkovich 1 year ago
i'm an underwater... sigh, i'm too tired to think of a clever response
p0tazzium 1 year ago
I'm an underwater electrician.
coldshoulder14 1 year ago
he forgot muff diver
twistoffate111 1 year ago
fake
fakecomment 1 year ago
im an underwater lifeguard
JANG000 1 year ago 6
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I'm on a Sea Horse.
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ashurathesadxhacker 1 year ago
"... And that just the start. The possibilities are endless." I'm on a sea horse.
DasNotYouCheese 1 year ago 10
wil you save my underwater cat?
Braydenr69 1 year ago 2
Epic top two...
Rsguyprime 1 year ago
Everything is possible when the Olp Spice Man say it!
Daniel12236 1 year ago
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aVeryDeadlyCreamPuff 1 year ago
How do you still sound awesome with a scuba mask on?
aVeryDeadlyCreamPuff 1 year ago
I'm an underwater guitar soloist. When I'm not underwater guitar soloing, I'm on a horse. Underwater. With diamonds. Smelling like the manliest of men who recently descended upon the human populous with the secret to eternal youth and unlimited cinnamon pancakes and bacon. And I just passed by an underwater firefighter who smells of old spice, success, and popularity. Life is good.
MistaKlutch 1 year ago 262
@MistaKlutch Man, I only work at the underwater McDonald's... Oh that's right I use axe body wash.
coollord300 10 months ago 3
im an underwater pimp
XboxVampireCreed 1 year ago
underwater dog breeder
megon12 1 year ago
underwater *insert any profession here*
R33MiXlovesWAYNE 1 year ago
unerwater-fire fighter!... hilarious sirduck.....
you're hired!
MassiveJai 1 year ago
I'm an underwater pyro :D
shizzlepamizzle 1 year ago
@shizzlepamizzle omg same!
Kittyhawk58 1 year ago
lol
kakaroto70 1 year ago
they need to do an advertisment with NASCAR, it will be very interesting wth him and Tony Stewart, go 14!
bagnome 1 year ago
and dadz djust de stard T, de bossibillities are enndles.
Soetman 1 year ago 2
Underwater oil leak prevention?
... just a thought.
DumbBlonde324 1 year ago 9
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Eric9923 1 year ago
Underwater porn star!
ShekkieShabbazz 1 year ago 2
@ShekkieShabbazz there are actually underwater porn stars i seen on one of them late night HBO shows lol
sauermilchb 1 year ago
@sauermilchb smh
ShekkieShabbazz 1 year ago
@ShekkieShabbazz well, spongebob's gotta do something! XD
ShadowGladiator21 1 year ago
is it just me or was anyone else impressed that he was able to talk in that ridiculously manly voice while wearing that snorking mask without having that annoying nasal voice?
ocysp 1 year ago 8
take the mask of its covering your manlyness
KawaiiVampireXD 1 year ago
what is your weight lifting secrets
dipmychips 1 year ago
@oldspice hows life with old spice?
addinomarkamil 1 year ago
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE DIAMONDS CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!
neenoboi 1 year ago
@neenoboi
If you don't know the diamonds meme by now, then you have no one to blame but yourself, some inattentive parents, a spiteful grandmother, teachers who for God only knows why, hated you, an angry priest, and did I mention yourself?
AndrewDeLong 1 year ago
@neenoboi The crap is now DIAMONDS!
Glitteratichic 1 year ago
@Glitteratichic therefore you are now diamonds
Bakabozijanov 1 year ago
@Bakabozijanov haha touche
Glitteratichic 1 year ago
Underwater firefighting is the most popular
Senariusa 1 year ago
This guy needs to get together with Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and the ghosts of Pat Morita and Bruce Lee to form the new A-Team.
DuchessAliana 1 year ago
@DuchessAliana
Jesus Christ man! Do you know what level of awesome THAT A-Team would behold?! Are you looking to destroy everything in existence?!
AndrewDeLong 1 year ago
who would win old spice guy or chuck nurris???
mjcmjc1 1 year ago
I CAN BREATH UNDERWATER NOW
Fuduwahluz 1 year ago
Underwater horse riding.
Cooltuber453 1 year ago
@Cooltuber453 it's called Water Polo
zerosonico 1 year ago
DUDE UR AWESOME
vladiman443 1 year ago
what the hell does this guy do when he's not promoting old spice
insidejokesarelame 1 year ago
@insidejokesarelame Fixing the world.
meregaspawn 1 year ago 3
@insidejokesarelame He's a professionnal actor... unbelivable... I know :p
chuck18mp 1 year ago
@oldspice
are you afraid of anything ??
WEareFROMtheINTERNET 1 year ago
Jesus walked on water, Chuck norris swam through land, while Mustafa snorkled in a black hole
GeneralSnapjaw 1 year ago 4
underwater firefighter?
Wizzy515 1 year ago 182
@Wizzy515 ARGH! IRONY!
DarthSonic135 1 year ago
@Wizzy515 underwater firefighter?
thomas007 1 year ago
@Wizzy515 How about underwater skydiver?
LordSia13 1 year ago
@LordSia13 i was about to say that :")
luf4rall 1 year ago
@luf4rall You wouldn't happen to be on a seahorse, would you?
LordSia13 1 year ago
Only the old spice man can sound smooth while wearing goggles with a nosepiece.
Panzervagon 1 year ago 4
Underwater painter.
Wiferoni 1 year ago
i can see his pubes. they are diamonds!
jdcrispe95 1 year ago
6 bastards are now diamonds
ashiro723 1 year ago
I'm an underwater firefighter.
sirduckfuck 1 year ago 297
@sirduckfuck xD
EPICthemost 1 year ago
@sirduckfuck Dude, so am I! Small world, isn't it?
Mac1634 1 year ago
@sirduckfuck hello fellow underwater firefighter
AmericanYaoMing 1 year ago
@sirduckfuck <--- win
0090cl 1 year ago
@sirduckfuck mr under water firefighter
we have no water to fight fire with what do we do?
keVinruLezkg 1 year ago
@sirduckfuck Help sir my water is on fire!
CNcyanide18 1 year ago
@sirduckfuck im an under water pyromaniac
portalmasterx7 1 year ago
@sirduckfuck slow job huh? not much action....
Lowell1401 1 year ago
@sirduckfuck You are now my hero.
ZimmoShore 1 year ago
there was just a dose equise commercial for this video.....am i dead?SO MUCH AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!
pandora014 1 year ago
"Underwater dental hygienist" They wouldn't stay in business very long. All their clients would drown.
rauj13 1 year ago
i wouldve said navy seal or navy orca but i guess those are ok
Cdenton95 1 year ago
oldwpice guy: am i gunna like the way my man smells? do you guarantee it?
bananasplit217 1 year ago
@bananasplit217 Yes, because everybody loves old rice.
Isaacljw42 1 year ago
underwater Karate instructor
Mikeybetts 1 year ago
What ever happened to the other old spice guy? U know the :30 guy? Ripped guy? Where is he?
freerideassassin 1 year ago
@freerideassassin Terry Crews?
Isaacljw42 1 year ago
imagine the possibilities
xabii22alonsoo 1 year ago
Underwater Subway Train Operating. I should go apply!
Bus7777 1 year ago