Man Caught Marinating Cat In Car

[Goldspar1]

Maybe the cat was going to eat something

[Vegheadsrock]

Lets just shoot the 52 year old man and we won't have to worry about him eating our cats.

[yochillman420]

I live right where this happened, well the man was caught in Cheektowaga, N.Y. ( a suburb of Buffalo). I have his name written down. YOU DON'T FUCKING MARINATE LIVE FUCKING ANIMALS. >.< FFS! May he rot in hell.

[pudding794]

id eat it dead poop it live :D

[djantrax]

in the microwave

[Ghengisfritzmeister]

think of all the cats and dogs in the animal shelters waiting to die. they could be burritos.

[grahamboi17]

i dont know about you dude but i eat pussy LMFAO OH GOD I HAD TO DO IT LOL !!!!!!!!!!

[chareles4216]

I would umm. Wouldn't eat it :D

[G33ism]

i love catttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­ts

[silentseekerinfinite]

i think thats my cat O_O (i really do think so it looks exactley like it and i know my cat and that is my cat)

[NoobChewer]

China would eat it

[pballfan]

Cat's muscles are more for plyometrics so they're probably too tough even fried with tempura batter. Braising a cat would be tastier.

-I'd butcher it in smaller pieces (split the saddle in two at least)

-Brown the pieces

-Cover by a third with stock with a bouquet garni & 5 spice, and leave in the oven at 350 for at least an hour.

-Cat should be fork tender by then so remove from oven

-Remove cat, reduce liquid until a la nappe and use as sauce for braised cat meat. Adjust seasoning for sauce

[CarlosPringle]

@pballfan Very descriptive... Have you done this before??? lol

[pballfan]

@CarlosPringle Compare it to a rabbit and it makes little difference haha.

[mike649fox]

@pballfan you fuckin sick weirdo.

[pballfan]

@mike649fox lol you mad?

[mike649fox]

@pballfan lol I apologise my friend. That's what happens when I stay signed in and the little brother gets hold of the laptop.

[RaveMonkey]

@pballfan Dinner at my house? :D

[farmer29200]

deep fried cat nuggets

[MrBlazinT]

Fried Cat Legs

[Mr12roundstofred]

soup



[deanrps]

I would prepare the cat with lots of cumin nothing like a cat taco im not sure but i think i may have ate one unknowingly(JOKING!!!) :O

[celeste2191]

i would fry it and eat it with bar b q and hot wings along with that

[terroristbombing]

it tastes like dog

[saadabdulaziz]

oh really? check chinese they eat dead babies this is fact my friend check info here on youtube. so sure they going to eat all kind of animals, actually half dead animals.

[djfunk445]

baked bro

[VentusUnbirth]

When i say cat u mean the animal or the slang version for vagina ;D?

[Mr777gio777]

First I would love it, raise it healthy and, strangle it to death. Then I would skin it. Marinate in in adobo, basil, onions, and sliced hot peppers. Apply a garlic, orange and pinneapple glaze. Then I would roast it. Keep the eyes, paws, organs, tail, tongue, and the brain, I love it all >;)

[jacobs0469]

@Mr777gio777 what a absolutely horrid thing to say. how i would eat you is i would put you in a state of shock to make your meat twice as tasty, i'd deep fry you to a golden crunchy brown and share you with a group of cats, while observing the wallet i made from your flesh. now that sounds good i love it all >;)

[Mr777gio777]

@jacobs0469

Fry me!?!?!? EEEWW that's nasty atleast bake me so it would be healthy lol.

[RabinoBoricuaVirtual]

You've never ate a cat??? Dude, you obviously have never been to a Chinese restaurant !!!

[grahamboi17]

I dont know about the rest of the dudes on here but i eat pussy and i love it lmao

[mucciardi73]

I invite them to my pool and play/swim with them and get them lunch. That's how I get a girl. :). XD they love when you play with them.

[TheZombifie12]

get a shotgun shoot its head off and throw it in the dumstor or give it to a hobo :)

[dinociber12345]

your a fucking weird looking nigga... go get that checked out

[minecraftsuperfan1]

i would rather kill my self



[marifranco2u]

I would make lean pieces of cat meat cook it like carne asada and make cat tacos. hey when you're hungry, you'll eat anything, even rocks.

[charryblossomful]

I would prpare my cat with a freakishly large amount o seasoning

[Evgeny24ify]

well people eat dogs it makes sence that people will eat a cat

[charryblossomful]

@Evgeny24ify that is true

[tarantulady]

The method is more disturbing than the meal, really. I mean, unless you're a vegetarian there's really no logical reason cats are wrong to eat. I mean, people use intelligent social animals like rats for snake food and cats aren't very social/emotional at all.

[quisquefaber88]

cats... hmmm... female. and raw. 

[diana5777]

@quisquefaber88 *laughs* nice

[l33tpk3r1]

fuck you

[dylanbrackeen]

@l33tpk3r1 umadbro/

[jaminsanity]

If you watch the Bruce Lee film "Fist of Fury" There is a scene where he ia hiding out in a graveyard after the revenge killing of his 'Master's' murderers where he hung him from a streetlight after one -inch-punching him to death, I know cool huh? anyway in this scene he is spit roasting ,the cooking method using a skewer and rotissery style, something that I am sure has for legs of the same length, ie; it aint no chicken/duck.. maybe a rabbit but looks suspiciously like a dog/cat.

[1kicka1]

i dont think it would taste so great cause they live on mea

[ShockDropped]

FYI people you can legally buy dog and cat meat online you just can't butcher it your self in america

[attapi0]

This was on Worlds Dumbest Criminals

[shadowkoizumi]

What's wrong with it? I marinate my cat all the time he enjoys it. He claws at me if I don't. But for some reason he keeps trying to get into oven. . .

[tore650]

@MrSmeggly oh my now you sound like a sexy beast!

[tore650]

@MrSmeggly only if you're a girl and you're pretty ;) hehe

[stoache]

Low and slow. smoked with dry rub. Yummy kitty. About the girlfriend thing same thing.

[DIEMOTARDIE]

RWJ wannabe...?

[MrOMGWTFxCorp]

i thought masturbating

[tore650]

1 reason why most people doesn't eat cat, they look sooooo cute!!!

a lot of people won't believe that some people eat rabbit either, so stop fuzzing about it, it's an animal, if it was not put down in a painful way or mistreated then it is a liable food source.

[Originaloasis]

That quote, just scored you a fucking subscribe... I hope you believe it. Americans don't get this kind of shit. Stupid sheep :(

[videocritic2463]

How i would eat an cat? i would probly have it fried or roasted, put on some good spices, maybe some Smokey Honey sauce, serve it with french fries and ketchup.

[Annihal101]

Basically, I'd only eat a cat if I absolutely had to. Like, freaking Book of Eli level of poverty, etc etc. And Chili1041, this dude didn't sound like he was poor and desperate. With a running car and a shitload of spices, he could have easily gone to McDonalds if he was that fucking hungry.

[20Evelina]

OMG!!!! This guy is SO stuped!!

[Cheerzable]

i almost love u too bro !!! but uh yeah thats kinda sick...eating cats and sick shit like that...pretty gross...

[tore650]

@Cheerzable why is it gross to eat a cat?

[iEatUglyNoobs]

@Chii1041 People's cultures are different. We eat cows and pigs, some don't.

[Chii1041]

@iEatUglyNoobs I guess.... haahaa.

[Chii1041]

@iEatUglyNoobs I would know since I have family members there... thanks anyway. I guess. <_<

[iEatUglyNoobs]

@Chii1041 No, you're saying it's because they're poor and desperate. That doesn't make sense. So are americans poor and desperate for buying a cheeseburger for $1?

[Mr777gio777]

@iEatUglyNoobs

Actually its 29 cents lol.

[oo77i]

I dont know..I guess it's only taboo because it's another predator?

[PiuGraveMusic]

I'd eat it shaved. :P

[b0racho]

you almost love us lol

[karanjhalaguy16578]

Peter, stop doin what your doin

[uching]

i would never eat a cat i'd rather starve. i love my cat and as such i wouldn't be able to eat any cat.

[ShayLee0501]

I'm seriously wondering why this is a crime. It's a cultural thing with no legal plausibility as far as I can see. Is a cat any more sentient than a cow? No. Is it more useful? Definitely not. Is it more intelligent? Doubtful. Don't underestimate the cow or confuse your cat's unique selfish aloofness with actual deep reasoning processes. It's brain is much smaller. Is the cat any less tasty? I am not worried about finding out my sweet n sour pork wasn't made from pork. I'm just saying.

[UmmWhoTheHeckAreYou]

The cat picture at 0:52 looks like my old cat, rosa i miss her so bad. ;(

[ckyfanrick]

@UmmWhoTheHeckAreYou  i threw that cat into a ceiling fan on accident. it was like meow meow, then it went to bed

[ShayLee0501]

@ckyfanrick How do you manage to throw a cat vertically, 6 feet in the air, right underneath a ceiling fan by accident? You're sooo lying. You threw that cat into that fan just to see what would happen... didn't you? Your Korean neighbour knows, he told me he was very disappointed little kitteh mcnuggets didn't start flying around that room and straight out your window into his mouth... but you've sewn the idea now. Better watch that kitteh.

[DaHazmo]

I would probably deep fry it and get some chips

[jordansmithswel]

i would eat it with curry shit and eggs

[ResidentLeon7]

Bash its brain against the windows so i can look at the blood everyday. skin it and use the fur as mittens when i take it out the blender...wait??

[jake10g]

I like to spit on my pussies before I eat them,also camel toe is good with a splash of hot sauce.....credit to Eminem for the first recipe.

[jake10g]

I like to spit on my pussies before I eat them,also camal toe is good with a splash of hot sauce.....credit to Eminem for the first recipe.

[peacerocker1234]

its legal to eat anything you want besides humans

[DestinyIslander2000]

@peacerocker1234

Roadkill is only legal in one state of the USA.

[watchtheduck1]

You guys are all sickos! What a waste of time. I guess some people just have a lot of time one their hands.

[watchtheduck1]

You guys are all sickos!

[brooklynboo123]

id juss flip that cat like a hot omlet

[Senoria22]

Cats I'd rather eat my shoe

[Senoria22]

A cat eww I love

[Senoria22]

A cat Reese

[NiKbRiTaNdOtHeRpPl]

I'm vegetarian  so why eat a cat if I'm gonna puke it back up???? I love cats anyways. I'd starve.

[NiKbRiTaNdOtHeRpPl]

I'd starve. I would not eat a cat.

[fudginny17]

I think i would eat a cat like how a chupicargwa eats

1: Eat the heart

2: eat the stomoch

3: drink all the blood along with its cells

:)

[icemanshiz]

TERIAKI PUSSY!



[IAmGunzNoob]

whats wrong about eating a cat? cats are like rats, there are over a billion of them in the world. and if everyone cared about cats then why not adopt all the cats without homes???

[holyawe2]

press 5 repeatedly, ooof XD

[ChangeTheChannelSong]

Press 1 repeatedly

You'll catch my drift....

[RipSnortBubbleBlower]

If you're a carnivore/omnivore yet find the thought of kitty stew offensive, just ask an Indian what they think of the All Beef Patty!

[JasonDamisch]

LOL

[karooyomitoheagato]

i have a strong prey drive, but canines and felids would only ever be a one time thing, oh waiter! theres a whisker in my soup. 

[d0peleaf]

To everyone crying about this story, first top eating meat at all. If he executed the cat in the same way as a pig, cow or sheep (etc) what the fuck is the difference? None! You only have the right to complain if you are a vegetarian, so all of you little justin bieber-loving little girls who think he sings well, and cats are sooo cute, go look at baby animals that you eat, aww, arent they cute? Faggot! I bet if cat meat was mass-produced, and pigs were domestic pets, this story would flip.

[dashizzle1985]

what state was that in(the man marinading the cat) that is so weird. did the old man get charged for animal cruelty or arrested?

who the heck does that!!?? noone! what a weirdo! if he was in china or japan it would have been okay and noone would have cared.poor cat

[ZhuZhuWebkinz101]

i dont have a boyfreind but a cute boy winked at me in the school libary .

[leoarpardflare]

WHERE IS THE CAT EATER???????

(Im gonna shoot him in the face)

[WhiteShadow139]

I would shoot myself in the face rather than eating a cat. I'm yeah... Like... Sort of a vegan, sooo... I know it sounds kinda extreme but ... Yeah, it is :b

[TarrantXAlice]

WTH!!!!!!! I KNOW MANY PEOPLE DONT LIKE CATS BUT DAM*!!!!!!!! THAT IS SO SICK!!!! UST CUZ PPL DONT LIKE THEM DOENST MEAN THEY CANT LIVE! DAM* WHAT HAS THE WORLD BECOME!?!?

[Zak793]

BBQ that bitch :D...then some hots

[jradownz]

i would marinate it and stick it in my trunk and then run a read light and see if i get caught... but i would outrun the police

[petology101]

Fried. Alive. >:)

[tecoo123]

well just make a a stew....big pot tho

when it is around 300 degrees and just throw the cat in

Om Nom Nom

[roxy5130]

Put your hand over your mouth

1. Make a wish

2. Close ur hand (fist)

3. Move ur fist to your chest for five seconds

4. Post this on three videos

5. Tomorrow will be the best day ever

[thatasianguy99]

Um... I dunno...

[Iwilllickherwetpussy]

first id eat the pussy and than id pound it and than id stuff it. pussy's the one thing you put ur stuffing in AFTER you eat it, cuz noone wants to eat an icky sticky pussy.

[420ARYAN420]

cat stir fry? green pepper, onion, rice, thai sauce

[MrFraserFilms2009]

Ahh crap, That was Illegal?

Ahh Shit... I'm screwed... Can you bust me out of jail when I get arrested?

[sakinehbs]

i love you videos

[hurricanebonnie]

i love cats too much to ever concider eating one,,first id eat leaves,ya know boil them like greens,then id have some bark off a tree.

[Iwilllickherwetpussy]

@hurricanebonnie no one gives a fuck about how youo would eat a tree you dumb shit. CATS!!! HOW WOULD YOU EAT CATS!!!

[hurricanebonnie]

@Iwilllickherwetpussy sounds like your just tring to get a recipe for your cat to me..you may need some serious help..especially with all those bumps on ya lip...ctfu..

[Iwilllickherwetpussy]

@hurricanebonnie nah man, its a prety simple instruction. how would you eat a cat. prety simple.

[TheDemonboy999]

@Iwilllickherwetpussy i would eat a german sheperd, what my dad ate german sheperd in the vietnam war that was served by vietnamese,think he said it taste like chicken

[soldier7280]

@buffdiggy you done this b4 lol

[hippyable]

sick fuck!!!!

[MissScarlettoharris]

You people are disgusting and twisted. Seek help NOW!!!!!!

[jv9ufxcy]

With Shity Wok

[papapete5]

Man you do the best news ever! It kills me everytime!!

[MrDoctorYOOTOOB]

I LOVE EATING DEH PUSSY :)

[iluvyouwyatt]

....

Did he at least shave it first?

[heathsousads]

1:49 WINN!

[xxxsex123ful]

Poor kitty cat I love kittens and cats!

[wwerulz2424]

i live in buffalo 

[MrsD7777]

EWWWWW!!!! Thank GOD i am a Vegitarian! (Octo Lacto) *LOL*@DUKE 1:15 ..."I have never Willingly or Knowlingly eaten a cat"! HOPEFULLY!

[jonathan8156]

LOL NO COMMENT BUT I BUT I PUT TEQUILLA ON A STRAY CAT AND LIT IT ON FIRE!!!! THAT WAS LIKE THE 4TH OF JULY ALLLLLLL OVER AGAIN!!!!!!! LOL IF U WER THER U WUDVE LAFED 2

[ponyluv617]

@jonathan8156 No, I wouldn't and neither would the ASPCA, federal authorities, OR any STRAIGHT person! You are awful.

[UltimateDarkSim]

Marinating cats?! Not cool. I adore cats. :)

But I sure as hell would not eat one.

[BettaScream]

That is the weirdest thing I've ever heard of.... Police officers must have the craziest stories! My cats would eat me if I ever CONSIDERED the idea of eating one of them... I'm afraid of my cats... They are very, very large.... Why are they staring at me?! OH GAWD!

[SupremeAmerican]

lol tampura rofl. nice. 

[imcoolerthenyouever]

I only eat cats if its Kitten. I eat them raw. But then again I eat alot of things raw, midgets, cats, dogs, cows, babies, old people, young people, people. people people, food, fewd, and everything else. Including but not limited to rocks.

[Katiecat411]

i'll never eat a cat i'd sooner commit suicide than harm a kitty.... i am a cat person

[flory5able]

well i wont eat a cat sincerely cause i have one and is sick:(

[jm091308]

I eat pussy on the bed, on the couch, around the house or with a mouse. I eat pussy here or there. I will eat pussy anywhere!

[ShayLee0501]

@jm091308 My kinda person ;-)

[Cheerzable]

@jm091308 fuckin awesome

[sockless67]

I don't see anything wrong with eating cats. But then again I play Dwarf Fortress.

[abbythesebzgal]

dude, that's gross. like seriously gross.

[BarmyCoolPants]

RAW!

[Y0Giie]

OH and i used to work in an Asian restaurant, and i agree with you, Cat Tempura all day!

[Y0Giie]

Lol, like your new and improved channel. Humor is still top-notch like always though.

[gmallln]

Id BBQ it. Prob tastes like chicken :)

[buffdiggy]

Kill it, skin it, gut it, and then let it stew a couple of hours with garlc, onion, carrots and potatos. Yummy.

[DukePowell]

@buffdiggy killing it takes away some of the flavor

[couldntfindaname1991]

@DukePowell hahahahaha He was still alive?! lol

[BettaScream]

@DukePowell Creepy.

[tecoo123]

@DukePowell

I think in Asia they eat cats

Or is it dogs?

Well, all-in-all that is why Asian people scare me!

XD

[StevieLovesMakeup]

@buffdiggy that is not nice, why say things like that.

[buffdiggy]

@StevieLovesMakeup Just joking, I happen to like cats. I miss my cat Charlie that I had 11 years.

[StevieLovesMakeup]

@buffdiggy okaii, thanx for correctinnn me, im sorry, its nothing to do with me :) <3 x x x x x

[bulldude8796]

@buffdiggy How stereotypical was that? *Checks stereotypical meter* A 10!? HOY SH-

[thammerle89]

give that guy a medal. cats suck.

[Ddubya77]

I guess I don't see the big deal with eating a cat... I wouldn't eat one because it sounds nasty to me, but if I was starving and it was me and a cat, well the cat is going to have a bad day. I would more than likely whip up a stir fry, with broccoli, mushrooms and ALOT of seasonings... ginger,garlic, soy sauce and spiced up with some Siracha.... You wouldn't be able to tell if the stir fry was cat or dog

[shitvideoguy73]

i would dress a chicken up as a cat cokk it and then eat it

[darklobo79]

Cat stew w/ veggies sounds good...plenty of salt though.

[JanessaTheCow]

Tempura lol. I'd eat it in chili because it'll still taste and feel like chili.

[BuzzBombBmx]

If I was going to eat a Cat, I would Probably change my Nationality to Korean or something, So then it would be Ok,

[alexandersydney]

i'd eat catwoman

[kylelawhon]

@alexandersydney i would eat OUT  catwoman

[buffdiggy]

@kylelawhon Sounds yummy to me.

[CelticsELITE]

i thought it was in toronto

[nielswolfgang]

I'd kill the cat and THEN eat it. Wtf... Idc about eating cats or not man. Meat's meat. But don't go marinating it alive, that's just wrong. I feel for lobsters too.. poor bastards..