Judo vs Jiu jitsu

[DaPrez09]

DQ'd for eye gouging!

[megamind0001]

my money is on the bear

[332546]

lol he dont take shit from NO ONE

[JackKangaroo1]

@332546 Hey, I'm not making this up. I once saw a cesspool company's truck in a parking lot in New York and on the truck it said: "We don't take shit from nobody/ Unless we get paid for it."

[332546]

@JackKangaroo1 hahahahahahaha YES!

[DoAction]

0:55. Nice throw from bear on left, right into side mount. Bear on right does a great job securing full guard before the former passes once again, to take a shit.

[AnonymouSkill1]

1:56 Bear 1: whow whow you smell that shit? Bear 2: Yeah, shit smells  Bear 1 and 2: yeah fuck this lets stop and get the fuck our of here

[handpratze]

Lesnar vs Carwin :D

[StankBurger]

1:23 (Top Bears Thoughts) "Alright I Have My Opponent Down, I Have This Match In The Bag, Time To Take A Quick Shit And Rip Out His Fuckin Throat."

[inu965]

jajaja se cago ensima uno

[Bcool1978]

That's amazing technique. The step in at 0:54 and then the arm push.

[DoAction]

@Bcool1978 I know. From that angle it almost looked like a knee tap.

[pinktac0o]

man the bottom bear had'em in butterfly guard after the judo take down. pretty smart

[RenatoWR1]

ANIMALATY

[bubby492]

where is mike goldberg

[DomsDrumming]

what you guys never fought so hard you shit yourselves? you internet thugs aren't living B-|

[DCOME94]

did anyone else notice that both top comments are the same fuckn thing

[istasy30]

IPPON

[SneakySockPuppet]

Next time I spar I"m gonna take a dump in the clutch and then roll my partner into it. I'll call it my "bear" technique.

[sivko23]

0:44 this is me during physical class

[theanvilcracks]

Owww! My face!

[AlkkuProductions]

Only Chuck Norris can beat those 2

[TheMasterTori]

TakeDown 0:56 !!

[creation210]

wtf!!!!!! all thumb up if this is just fucking nice bears ftw!

[idol16794]

holey shit the bear did a armbar

[amaarzzz]

@cosacosi1 yh he hit his jaw really hard

[usafsarge7]

no ippons ,but lot of kinsa .I would not want to be that close with a camera

[jtbullfitghter]

the end of the fight proved the all mighty importance of having excellence cardio

[reddeadheadshot]

i wonder if the bear took a shit to make the other one off guard.... either way nature is beautiful nice job getting it on camera

[SpartanGraffiti]

ahahaha!! this is awesome

[avreeves]

this was actually very educational, bears can grapple their asses off while taking shits apparently

[cosacosi1]

1:43 a teeth going out? holly shit...

[XxTHExDEADxMANXx]

the wierd thing is judo came fro m jujutsu LOL

[MarcoIgnacioC]

no submission allowed

[Zack3439]

yesssss i finally got to see lesnar vs overeem

[X3Mwarrior]

This is pure jiujitsu it's true . Really awesome video. thnks.

[X3Mwarrior]

esto es JIUJITSU por donde lo miren...hablo enserio.

excelente video.gracias por subirlo.

[FFomegAAA]

wrestling is a EU sport guess what ave it the inspiration

[NoNameSlim]

Did anyone else notice the bear on top was shitting as it was fighting??

[FFomegAAA]

@NoNameSlim hey man if you gotta go you beta go.

[lorddrkangel]

Bear MMA, with a mix of Mike Tyson Moves (biting) lol.

[mmafan400]

is it weird if i kept thinking the bottom bear was about to pull deep half guard?

[boricaface]

the bear just shit its self :) pretty sweet

[Crowstew]

Does a bear shit in the woods?... no, but it does shit on the beach!

[techfighterminal]

was anyone else waiting for an armbar?

[SouthSeaSavage]

@techfighterminal Nah! I was waiting for a bearhug! :-)

[spacetranaut]

Someone should call PITA on the cameraman for letting those poor animals bite each other. He should have broken it up!

[xANxxASSASSINx]

@spacetranaut yeah, because the bears definately wouldn't have killed him *sarcasm* xD

[spacetranaut]

@xANxxASSASSINx :)

[stefanomussi]

anyone else notice the bear take a shit at 1:23 ?

[SlavicSexGod]

@stefanomussi lol'd hard

[Eastbay007]

@stefanomussi Yeah, and it wasn't in the woods.

[decirlomismo]

@stefanomussi you're right xD

[sauronhasan]

@stefanomussi yeah using the shit umpulse power

[00movieman00]

@stefanomussi Whaaaat the fuck... then he harsh stepps in it.. awee man nasty. see if a human shit themself during a fight, he a pussy. but when a bear does it... he's just gotta taek a shit.

[declore1086]

@stefanomussi He was cutting weight

[KuroroTheMaster]

like if bears werent dangerous enough without knowing martial arts, now they have been learning judo and jujitsu -_- soon they will also learn Muay Thai and become unstoppable, however i still think we may have a chance while they dont also learn how to use guns.

[intenttoinjure]

holy shit reminds me of my wife .

[cviktor45]

Lmfao at 1:23 omg

[BlakesTutorial]

1st guy: "WO!! H-h-hold on man!"

2nd guy: "What? Why did you stop..?"

1st guy: *Drops Shit from ass*

2nd guy: "Okay, good?"

1st guy: "G-G-Good.. ahh."

[TheTopStriker]

a big bear fighting a smaller one...very fair judo. I bet they cut the video where the small one pulled flying armbar.lol

[borizovskimilan]

shit shitsu LOL !!!!

[paolotagliano]

Just went into a daydream thinking about training a little bear to do judo. Looks awesome in my mind at least..

[TenteixSaigo]

The bear took a shit while kicking ass. That's BADASS!

[Owerlord007]

1:23-1:27 are the best moments



[FairtexChamp]

0:45 I heard a tazer!

[RyleeS101]

jiu shit-su hahahaha

[91010186]

violent french kiss

[vegetaschef]

Dear God, did anyone notice the bear on top actually takes a shit at about 1:24 and then steps in it?

[vitim1980]

0:56 judo tecnic

[ShahnamPersia]

I'm sorry, did that bear just took a green shit in the middle of the fight and stepped in it?

[ShahnamPersia]

I'm sorry, did that bear just took a shit in the middle of the fight?

[nathan0073]

was this filmed at the last NAGA in Boca? i think i saw this match

[MrBuddha721]

@nathan0073 ahahahhahah this guys funny

[Ambrual]

who in the hell have balls to filme this?

[SAMKREATOR]

@Ambrual A WHITE MAN!

[cptnicholls]

That. is Shit-jitsu.

[chris51ification]

Good fight that one bear had a stronger clench game and a strong osoto gari but the smaller bear had a good basic feet on hips open guard and eventually just based out and stood up .



[IEKUKATAKA]

@chris51ification And got his butt kicked, at least in what was shown.

[KretinBassist]

0:57 Ippon!!!

[BlueSmurfShit]

guillotine=bearotine

[Vicarious1289]

jiu-shitsu...

[eteb0000]

shit yitsu!

[prototype479]

Wow!that bear can pass guard.

[OffspringFTW65]

Workin that open guard!!!

[KT17699]

no fair both were using same martial arts. lol

[rickyt247]

I just can't bear this. Waaah waaah waaah. jk cool video,

[BoboCarsi]

hahah he started shitting right in the middle of a fight

[blinkstrike143]

i like how he stops to take a poo halfway thru....

[OffspringFTW65]

@blinkstrike143 Not the first time I've seen that in a Match.....

[normski262]

HAHAH A human would last about 3 seconds, and it would all over, BEAR WINS!

[IpanaMana]

1:25

take the underhook !

[osensei2987]

Just like humans! I must have all been over a piece of ass!

[imgoodatmakingnames]

they are so much better than any black belt i have ever seen

[scottydoe15]

pooh? is that y...OH MY GOD! THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD!

[savior12569]

go for the armbar!!!

[bruno7908]

caga tudoooooo oia merda.. coco e foda!! issu raspa ele no teu coco show de bola kara AHSUAHUSHUAHSUHA'

[hitmanpr100]

hahaahahaaa @1:24 the bear got so scared when it got sidecontrol, it took a shit!

[Phericzehn2]

the little one is incredible strong!ps:one of them just evacuete!

[totaldollar]

@Phericzehn2 yes the little one is tough and can endure.

[tomgibson605]

1:24 hes got side control :)

[smoot0420]

Does taking a giant sheat during a fight mean you're nervous or just totally relaxed ?

[hekehan]

looks like my two large friends after a long night at the bar

[killerjeff22]

Russians these days

[MrLuther2]

Showing good control early in the stand-up Mr. Bearington was unable to overcome the reach of Mr. Bearakovich and was throw with Hane Goshi for wazari. Mr. Bearington does a good job of controlling the head and despite being in side-control for a short time, manages to pull spider guard at 1:30 shortly after Mr. Bearakovich regretted eating Chipotle before the fight. Mr. Bearington continues to attempt to stack out of the guard, but Bearakovich manages to move things back to the stand up.

[Mr4433]

@MrLuther2 LMAO

[luando212]

oh dam.. it poop while fighting!

[adam123452332]

shit shitsu xD

[PlebScrubber]

1:24

poo

[SuperSneakySteve]

I really don't want to fight a bear.

[AstapenkoVova]

супер!!!!!!

[ThisReallySuckz]

i saw this video of chuck norris denying that bruce lee would kick his ass

someone should ask royce gracie who would win between him and a grizzly bear

Tiger fans will of course say "Gracie would win" haha inside joke

[Knight192]

i tried the poop technique at my dojo today....they told me to never come back

[JonnysView]

That bear was puuushin!!

[SandmanJAAE]

whats up with the bear taking a crap in the middle of the fight? that must be some kind of foul or simething

[hluhk2]

that bear actully proformed a tia-toshi LOL

[romulobi]

The difference between this fight and jiu-jitsu is that we don't bite or kiss each other on the match we break bones and choke come to any school and try that...

[myspacemaliboo]

Shit Shitsu??I dont disrespect Judo ( i do Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. I dont disrepsct any other form. but if you do. You proboly Dont know enough about the form your doing. For instance You can do any real judo throw in a real fight. Congrats, you know have me in a position where i can easily put you in a omoplata, armbar, triangle choke, guiletine, pervuvian necktie. Theres a number of ways i could make you quit, Judo May be a sport, But Jiu Jitsu is a Lifestyle, Sport, Its a way of life son.

[Alchy21]

@myspacemaliboo i think he was refering to the bear taking a shit....

[morgall]

@myspacemaliboo

Explain why judo is only a sport? and not Jiu Jiutsu

[jjjaaaccckkk]

lets throw kung fu panda into the mix

[s455164]

Ippon!!!!!

[pkpure302]

1:39 mike tyson bite attack :O

[mendoza0725]

dude on the bottom could of took an armbar.. nice match. They must train Gracie

[judopathoftruth]

@mendoza0725 nO THEY TRAIN JUDO.

GRACIE WOULD MAKE AN EXCUSE WHY HE LOST AGAINST A JUDOKA.

A REAL GRAPPLER.

[Dreadfultime]

damn, russians are hairy

[XTropaXTroopsX]

chuck norris' pets

[fmpipeline]

1:24 the bear just shitted all the way down

[vampx2k7]

@fmpipeline You would do more then that if you had a 600 pound grizzly biting your face and clawing you haha.

[CrazyTom34]

@fmpipeline when you gotta go, you gotta go

[vampx2k7]

Damn that looked so human like lol i like the takedown and control on top! like seriously the beat got an underhook before he took him down. . . WTF! then went into side control! but the bear on bottom had sick guard

[vampx2k7]

Damn that looked so human like lol i like the takedown and control on top!

[Boofaism]

shit shitsus right

[thanatas]

did they eat the ref?

[19grand]

@thanatas no the bigger one eat the ref and shit him out at 1:23. He was wearing a green sweater and green pants as opposed to the traditional black strip of a referee.

[MessivoKaxto]

I would like to wrestle a bear... hmm good idea i might go into the woods one of these days.

[asilkilla]

they must train at gracie beara academy. haha!

[asianboi1004]

@asilkilla Lmfao

[Ishootlightning123]

1:21

I'm gonna try that in my next BJJ competition... see if the guy submits to my stench

[ruhtraeel]

That basically proves it. Whatever practice you do, whether it be jiu jutsu or taekwondo, a bear will STILL kill you.

[TheGnuTalux]

@ruhtraeel chuck norris it a karateka... (isn't it)... so I prove, that your statement is false ;))

[victom111]

@ruhtraeel Unless you are Chuck Norris...

[bruceleestrainer]

@ruhtraeel and shit everyywereeew

[SAMKREATOR]

@ruhtraeel I study Iron fist, And I've killed a Grizzly with my bare hands. HA

[akaLunacy]

the bear shits during the fight thats funny

[ADdadirector]

The little guy has heart. All of what we use today we adapted from nature. The wild will always be more advanced than us humans until we become in touch with the harmony of existence and out of the temporary gains of a routinely executed lifestyle. Get out of the maze of day to day mind boggling commuting and begin to listen to the voice the noise from the city muffles...

[elpostreesmarco]

that little guy has balls!

[gunbot264]

at 1:23 the bear on top got scared, you can tell cause he shit him self. lol

[hamir99]

WAIT A TOOTH FELL OUT! 1:41

[hamir99]

lmao!! ok that was gud but does passing guard include shitting?

ippon on the tai toshi!

[hamir99]

lmao!! ok that was gud but does passing guard include shitting?

[PankrationWarrior]

He slipped on his poop

[spongemann57]

Those bears must feel so fuzzy

[soares156]

funny!

[cyrax622]

osaekomi!

[MONEYMAN101ish]

0:57 nice tai toshi

[diegovski]

now i see it, mma would be much cooler if biting was allowed.

[migraine516]

How do you reverse the shit shitsu ?

[DougsterCanada1]

@migraine516 "How does one reverse shit shitsu?"... Depends. LOL (Now in Kodiak size!)

[localgod808]

1:23 HOLY SHIT!!!!

[larcm3]

Yep, that's judo alright!

[XmagnaX]

1:35 trying to recover full guard

[ichooseyoufromon]

Looks like a Persian version of the Gracie Family

[peeskekun]

@ichooseyoufromon sahahahahaha

[JackKangaroo1]

Great bear fight sequence filmed by the late Timothy Treadwrong who later became bear food.

[iraniansoul]

@JackKangaroo1 well the poor guy treaded wrongly didnt he.....LMAO

[JackKangaroo1]

@iraniansoul Yes, he certainly did, but then again he was on record as saying that he didn't mind the idea of becoming a big steaming pile of bear poop. If that ain't a case of 'be careful what you wish for' I don't know what is.

By the way, his real name was Timothy Dexter and he grew up in the suburbs of Long Island, not in the wilds of the Australian Outback as he often told people.

[XXID88]

thats a real judo move. crazy how similar it looks to mma. stephen colbert is right to fear them....

[lewis24666]

Little Bear. BIG Balls!

[oricek1]

haraigoshi ! 0:55

[navyteccs]

uh oh hes got him in a ear bar

[mikestylz96]

dude! this is like brock lesnar vs cain velasquez! execpt brock probably shited in his pants later.

[KhmaiSouljia93]

1:42...so what just poped out?

[Einheri1989]

Bear are awesome.

[Roggg94]

i luv how he takes a break to shit at 1:24

[dudesrock2]

Shit Shitsu? BJJ sucks but dont diss japanese ju jitsu it gave birth to judo and easily is better

[191601916]

@dudesrock2 Wrong! Go study

[dudesrock2]

@191601916 No Kano Jigoro studied Japanese Ju jitsu way before he founded Kodokan Judo and alot of the throws come from ju jitsu i should know i study both so dont talk down to me

[191601916]

@dudesrock2 I miss read your original comment SORRY!

[dudesrock2]

@191601916 its fine dont worry about it