No Sex In The Champagne Room{Uncensored}

[dsfreak]

4:00 Herman Cain

[TheFailedmessiah]

This is wrong. I've had sex in the champagne room plenty of times. Thank you vegas.

[BitterPoetMadman]

@TheFailedmessiah God bless Las Vegas.

[FivePanel]

Steve Schwindt anyone?

[eaaudas]

61 people want sex in the champaign room

[RobIce43]

I went to the champagne room and there was definately no sex smh

[AlloftheAbuv]

I loooove Chris Rock, He's the best....

[alba3383]

at least i'll die fucken

[AlloftheAbuv]

@alba3383 Of course..

[glottis5]

RIP chris rock... you were a legend and will be missed

[Aloves0strong]

@glottis5 lol umm you playin right?

[TiaDalmasdaughter84]

@glottis5 ?

[AsnycnowRadio]

@glottis5 Chris Rock is still alive, Gerard Levert was the one who passed away

[insurgenteuk]

oh snap, is that Spike Lee at 3:56?

[uncannysama]

corn bread......aint nuttin wrong with dat

[mrcole23]

i agree with you fhab im just now getting that hes speaking some real shit

[sbthreat24]

THERE AINT NO WAY ODB COULD HAVE POSSIBLY COMMITTED ALL THOSE CRIMES COOLIO DID SOME OF THAT SHIT!!

[dwderwood]

Jerome Bettis at the 2:10 mark for the W

[DonnyCrane]

60 ppl stepped on a "nigga's" puma

[lucheloco420]

2:41 "I don't want that naw...." LOL!

[TiaDalmasdaughter84]

I'm a scorpio

[jrobbins12990]

Take off that silly ass hat!!

[jbgandhi2]

Today I said this and people just seemed confused. 1999 was a lot longer ago than I thought.

Americans have forgotten their heritage.

No Sex in the Champagne Room. No truer words were spoken.

[floyd5688]

Thumbs up if you aint find nothing wrong with cornbread

[darenbooth22]

@floyd5688

yes... best part thank you

[gungrave2012]

@floyd5688 im mexican and i love corn bread lol

[KickzNGraff]

love this classic 

[Irishknightable]

I remember watching this video on december. 31.1999 when I was just 14.

[fhab525]

when i was younger i just laughed at this video , but chris is actually saying real sit on this wit a funny twist

[BigJeansSkinnyShirts]

its 2011 and the is still "No Sex In The Champagne Room"

[3YECANDY08]

still RecorDEd On TAp3, GEniunE ClaSS!C

[ZilSemaj]

Never gets old. 

[readyrock234]

THROWBACK!!!!

[NeilFraudstrong]

Cornbread: ain't nothin' wrong wit dat.

[MellowChaos]

"There is no sex in the champagne room."

My experience differs..

[ComfortablyMuffin]

@MellowChaos Jerking off doesn't count.

[Hoshimaru57]

"If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16, she's 12.

If she tells you she's 26 and looks 26, sh's damn near 40."

A wise man. He speaks of Zakuro's Corallary and Izumi's Postulate.

I was at a party with my girlfriend recently at a pool, and this girl was talking to us. She says, "your girl looks 15" She's 23, then she asked how old I thought she was.

This smokin hot, clearly of age girl, who looked about 18-19.

"If I had to guess I'd say no more than 13."

She was 12, and I knew it.

[Hoshimaru57]

My life is so fucked up that that kind of thing happens to me constantly.

Which is why I was smart enough to get a girlfriend who looks like jailbait, cause when I met her I figured she'd have to be at least near the end of high school to be on a college campus in the middle of the night.

Since then, I've asked many girls their age and my guesses tend to be close.

With the exception of the woman across the street, who is 60 and looks 36.

Fuck my life that I live in a world where it happens

[gogin1]

take off that silly ass hat!

[HokutoAnsatsuken]

60 people tried to have sex in the champagne room....and failed.

[ViperRob42]

This is like the best song of 1999, which is kinda sad lol

[themfingmfer]

RIP LEVERT, but he had PLENTY sex in the champagne room on account of he was paid.



[CHYNAHDOLL10]

Chynah Doll "No sex in the champagne room"

[HavocTehRaven]

I'm glad to know what this is a reference to.

[melnichele]

LIBRAS LIVE!!!

[Smokingfilla]

This is sooo smooth and retro

[Dementiumfan1990]

in the cornbread bit those were chris rock's kids

[jesusmcsanders]

Occasionally, there is sex in the champagne room.

[TannerMalfoy]

was this from SNL or something?

[reggie46404]

@TannerMalfoy No. This was a video he made that was on MTV.

[dreammerchant56]

BET SOME CRABS IN THERE!

[PrincessSunshine11]

" If a woman tells u she's 20 & looks 16, she's 12. If a woman tells u she's 26 & looks 26, she's damn near 40."

LOL what kinda logic is that?

" Cornbread! Ain't nothin' wrong with that."

What? Mad random lol.

[sstrange9]

@PrincessSunshine11 This is extremely solid logic at a bar for a male.

[Trinivalts]

lol, why.

[78452312]

"Ain't Nothin' Wrong With That..."

[JayDubxProductions]

I'm 16. & I asked my dad if I could get my tongue pierced,

And he sent me this video. & Said "Shit doesn't get real till 2:30 "

How'd he know ? -___- FML.

[narutowiz12]

@JayDubxProductions

my mom said the same thing and sent me this video

[theblujew]

57 people tried to have sex in the champagne room.

[ChangGang]

There is sex. Yall just going to the wrong strip clubs muahaha

[aznxknight]

There are no blacks on the TV screen.

[pinkybrandi]

I remember when this song came out. It was so funny and still is. 

[drakeltheryuujin]

He didn't say anything about Taurus, so am I safe?

[NBbowler]

56 people think there really is sex in the champagne room.

[OverXposedKC91]

umm.. why isn't there sex in the champagne room?

[tonedelux]

R.I.P GERARLD LEVERT!!! WE MISS YOU BIG HOMIE!!! i used to listen to this on midnight love when i was in middleschool or highschool while talkin to my girl on the phone. ahhh memories. sup to all my 80's babies!!!!!

[princess11222]

@tonedelux 80s baby right here. I remember this. I was 15 when this came out. It was popular so I'm surprised it doesnt have more views.

[MisterMantastic]

Is there sex in the champagne room?

[brocruit]

@MisterMantastic Yes

[ProgressoMV]

Man...R.I.P. GERALD LEVERT!!!

[QuikDJ]

1999...

Time flies...

[0ucantstopme0]

No one goes to Hooters for wings! That always gets me!

[AkumaDaimyo]

@0ucantstopme0 Chick was hawt. Look at them boobies.

[damnyoustamos]

All right! I'm gonna die fuckin'!

[JJ2Stone]

@damnyoustamos

damn it ima die twice llz

[AkumaDaimyo]

@damnyoustamos Pft yeah but they didn't say WHO you'd be fuckin did they! SUCKER! You be fucking that dude with the tounge piercing. Ass raped to death son! Still counts as fuckin.

[scopata2442]

lmao "The ODB couldent have possibly committed all those crimes"

R.I.P. russel jones

[KCBIGPOPPA]

GEMINI!! YOU'RE GONNA DIE TWICE!!!

[nzephier]

the top two comments are the exact same thing

Levert: I dont want that no

ROFL XDDDDD

[reigningchampdc]

I like the part where he says there is no sex in the champagne room

[EarthFoodsYummy]

Best advice I've ever recieved ... thanks Chris, you're the man [:

[princessrockstarr]

Damn it! I'm a gemini so that means I am going to die twice!! That fucking sucks!!

[horrorfan1]

CORN BREAD

[blu3violet]

fuck i'm an aquarius

I'm gonna drown too death? .. . great

[ScReWaTtAcKeD]

Everybody hated him, now everybody loves him

[WrongestUser]

There IS CHAMPAGNE in the CHAMPAGNE ROOM but there is NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fuckupayme51]

aw man somebody smudged my puma

[Mrdevandude]

EVERYONE needs to hear this song... atleast twice lol

[XXGDUBSXX]

Im gonna die... Twice!

[btannen777]

56 people actually thought there was sex in the champagne room.

[GroovLouv]

CORNBREAD!.........aint nothin wrong with that

[amandaNO457]

Yesss! Im a Taurus... im not gna die lol

[Kittensbane01]

@amandaNO457 yea im a virgo! im gonna live forever!

[MaggieLovesJimmy]

@Kittensbane01 lol I'm a Scorpio...I'm gonna die f**king. ;)

[wellesradio]

@Kittensbane01 ...but as a virgin.

[ifoundjimmyhoffa1]

Take off that silly ass hat!!!

[maxricardi]

56 guys with pierced tongues...

[juniorjay001]

this is one of the best things ever!

[gymclassvillian69]

BUT THERE IS IN MINES

[BABU91100]

This is a beautiful song, the message of this song is so......i can't even describe the message, this song can help a lot of men who think they can get laid in a stripper club.

[rickytebbe]

@BABU91100 Oh you can... Its just gonna cost you way more than a hooker... Or youre gonna get crabs

[Bendyournoodle]

This song got me in trouble in High School. It's quite an amusing story, if you really want to know. PM me for the whole thing, otherwise it's kinda not safe for YouTube. xD

[Da19Realist]

LOVE THIS SHIT, Funny As Hell! Chris Rock is THAT NIGGA in the comedy world!!!

[jmcampbell78]

Advice everyone should live by.

[blu3violet]

lol I like chris rock's dance :D

[tjsbigidea]

If mankind decided to hit reset and start over, Chris Rock should be on the rules committee.

[mowgli2071]

Oh, and DO NOT go to a strip club WEARING A T-SHIRT FROM ANOTHER STRIP CLUB. Unless you want to be intentionally humiliated, rather unpleasantly. You may find it ripped off of your body, and NOT IN A WAY THAT'S ENJOYABLE.

Speaking of, why would you wear said t-shirt, ANYWHERE, anyway?

[mowgli2071]

The right club, and you can get "extras", after work (the stripper's, not yours, dummy), FOR THE RIGHT PRICE. Be prepared though. And by that I mean both prepared to negotiate a seriously out of whack figure to a moderately out of whack figure, from a girl who seems to think she's not a prostitute, all without offending said "non-prostitute", and just generally wary, AND BYO condom. Oh and she may be high, and/or mentally unstable at the time.

[TheHappyFaceBoxMan]

Corn bread is awesome.

[jimmymate2]

2:30 LOL

[StealthG6On18s]

Truely life lessons to live by.

[ascii13]

if the two highest rated comments are exactly the same, they'll probably suck your dick.

[AgrivatedKillah]

@ascii13 If you talk about sucking dick, you're probably 14.

[skywize]

Would you believe this video is easier to find on google than youtube? I keep getting the censored copy.

[gilaselectah]

Haha this one popped in my head yesterday, it's a classic!

[mmaier2112]

No sex in the champagne room, but the bitch will suck you off in the parking lot for $40.

[kdh215]

@mmaier2112 lmao haha

[kdh215]

@mmaier2112 lmao haha

[lov2aclr8]

EPIC AS SEXXX

[trudon]

54 people have silly ass hats

[HokutoAnsatsuken]

54 people couldn't have sex in the champagne room.

[twiztid5082505]

54 people are spending the next 20 years in jail because they didn't let it slide when someone smudged their Puma

[skywize]

Yay! The real video! Censors suck ass.

[Kankuro1216]

54 people are guys who have their tongues pierced.

[acjhns21]

54 people probably couldn't afford to have sex in the champagne room

[blu3violet]

LMAO cornbread xDD

[acjhns21]

He's right no one goes to hooter's for wings. They go to buffalo wild wings!

[card753]

54 people are guys with pierced toungue

[dSOOCH]

`

GERALD LeVERT -- R.I.P.

[MrSunshineinthesky]

53 people go caught having sex in the champane room

[mooseinabox]

53 people wanted to have sex in the champagne room

[Adamjs2134]

RIP odb

[vinnyblaq]

R.I.P Levert.

[Urmean15]

Cornbread. Ain't nothin' wrong with dat.

[MrKained123]

@Urmean15 Why is it on every 'no sex' video, some jackass who just quotes the cornbread thing gets loads of likes, fuck you jackass.. DumbAss Comment. Ain't nothin' cool bout dat.

[Urmean15]

@MrKained123

Comments. Ain't nothin' wrong with dat.

[LtotheoganX]

2:43

[Pfield82]

I will always remember this song even if ti's just for the line "cornbread! aint nothing wrong with that!" Damn that ish is funny.

[TheDunkkan]

53 ppl got their pumas smudged...

[vanillahybrid]

He is Better than Dave Chappelle!

[ACPmoka]

Why can I still remember this damn song??? Its still funny to me.

[couchpotatoe129]

53 people aint got no cornbread

[05tonytin]

Dam time flies yo i remember this shit like it was yesterday

[Lasstpak]

Epic and classik!

[OneDollarNoHoller]

I just wished I had heard this song before I spent $300 for "No Sex In The Champagne Room". LOL!

[ACPmoka]

@OneDollarNoHoller Damn! LOL

[TtitansWrath]

the people who disliked this vid must think there is sex in the champagne room =/

[SamauraiRippeR]

WTF is cornbread?!

[Lasstpak]

@SamauraiRippeR Bread that is made of cornseedflour.

[MsNixxen]

i used to effing love this shit..lol

[chrisma313]

dont get mad me but why no sex in the champagne room lol

[ilyxxMusicLuverxxily]

I luv the faces he makes sooo funny!

[GoggleMan25]

If a girl has a pierced tongue, she'll probably suck your dick * that'll be great*

If a guy has a pierced tongue, he'll probably suck your dick *don't want that nooo*

ROFL

[GoggleMan25]

"If a women tells you she's 20, and looks 16.....she's 12" LMAO

haven't watched this in ages

[piazzajordan2]

Prince Paul on the beat!

[ThealmightyThintendo]

apparently he hasn't been to a VIP room in Huntsville Alabama lol

[lexy004]

@ThealmightyThintendo LOL hahahah

[TheBigj1192]

Here's horoscope 4 everyone:

Aquarius: You're gonna die!

Capicorn: You're gonna die!

Gemini: You're gonna die TWICE!

Leo: You're gonna die!

Scorpio: You're gonna die FUCKIN'!

lol I'm a scorpio, that's a good way to go out

[SamauraiRippeR]

@TheBigj1192 I'm Gemini! You lucky sod!

[xnieceybabehx]

A real homeless person is TOO HUNGRY to be funny!!!!!

[KingPep145]

LMFAO!!! If you're dating a man for 4 months and you haven't met any of his friends you are not his GIRLFRIEND! ahahahaha

[daking34able1]

ayo he need a nother video

[Netherwolf6100]

If a girl has a pierced tongue - she'll probably suck your dick

[Levert:] That'd be great..

If a guy has a pierced tongue - he'll probably suck your dick

[Levert:] I don't want that, no..

XDDDDD

[kenenkel]

letttt ittttt slideeee

[MrLefty91]

lol i remember hearing this on the radio when it came out

[jimbo2346]

The tongue piercing bit is my favorite from this song.

[mrolympiae]

yes there is sex in the champagne room. {for the record}

[pinonoir302]

@mrolympiae that a good champagne room!

[SharinganLust]

So, I'm going to assume this is a parody of Don't Wear Sunscreen. >>;

[TisbearA]

@SharinganLust : You would be correct in that assumption.

[cubsbaby86]

LOL brings back memories from way back when!

[badbabybear1]

Funny stuff, remember this from when I was a kid.

[SamauraiRippeR]

HAHAHA! That sh*t is funny!

[nahisha123456789]

Gemini your gonna die twice!