Sh*t Doctor Who Fans Say

[Wintermute01001]

Forgot "Fantastic!"

[BuffalonianWolverine]

I`ve said this. with other fans. Not randomly.

[CelebrityStatusMT]

I thought i heard the Tardis once. And i was like ASJDKASJDK

My friend just stared at me....

[ElizabethLCRandom]

it's not a sonic probe it's a sonic screwdriver

[1quickquestion11]

I just looked in a mirror

I REGRET NOTHING

[chillyhill65]

this is so accurate oh my god. every single thing he said is just my life.

[bleach025]

Name of amazing song at end?

[Gabo0921]

tu-tu-tu-tum I do that the whole time o_o

[Thisismyusername1010]

BYOB: bring your own banana.

GENIUS!!!

[AutomaticOcelot]

Honestly, I thought this was dumb. But I really have started saying "Barrowmaaan!".

[scifigeek14]

bothered me that it was basically only for the 10th and 11th doctors with a little ninth thrown in here and there. . . I mean. I LOVE the classic series and you're missing out of some epic one liners. but over all pretty funny and very true. great job :)

[sunnyseedsxox21]

haha is that the TARDIS? alomst everyday D': ONE DAY

[RazzlePinkDazzle]

Okay, where was this filimed?

[RazzlePinkDazzle]

@RazzlePinkDazzle And by that I mean *filmed

[RazzlePinkDazzle]

@RazzlePinkDazzle BG, it's got to be

[BlackScarabZ]

Okay so noone likes Hartnell-Eccelston?

[Yetaxa]

@BlackScarabZ haha don't be silly, you're making names up, there are no other Doctors.

OK, in all seriousness, this video is almost offensive in its complete ignorance of ANY Classic Who. Not even Reverse the Polarity....

[BillHartnelliscool27]

What about: I miss William Hartnell.

[juststephyeah]

ohmygod. This makes up at least half of what I say on a daily basis.

[KyraMoonfyre16]

Oh my god! Thank you for making this video! I've never lol'd this much just watching a youtube vid!

[EricaEnsmee]

So funny story, my car makes TARDIS noises. My boyfriend the first time being in my car was like "you left the parking brake on didn't you?"

[SokaRoxMySox]

One of my favourites:

*forgoteen something* Agh, look at me, I'm old and thick! head's to full of stuff, I need a bigger head!'

[SokaRoxMySox]

So true. So, so, so true.

[dolphpun]

... wow. No references to any of the older (real) Doctors. *sadness*

[BillHartnelliscool27]

@dolphpun because of that comment, i officially love u!

[dolphpun]

"I hated all the NEW Doctors."

[JKparody]

THIS IS SO ACCURATE I CAN'T EVEN.

-taptaptaptap-

[SuperPashaKitty]

"can i have some spoilers please?" gaha!

[cbettenbender]

You are my new best friend. Please love me.

[Yetaxa]

I don't understand the pear reference

[SgtStefanius]

Kinda annoying at times, but still great.

[Ackbar223]

i would totally go to London on Christmas, how else could you be almost certain to find the Doctor?

[movielover44]

"I really hope this is real snow and not ash." lol

You are my new hero Travis! Will you marry me?

[alaynawinchester]

ha ha ha "Barrowman" *shakes fist* I think my other favorite line was the "I wonder if our sun is sentient."

[katmens]

i has a crack in my wall D:

[ElyonsChild94]

Is it bad that I'm so proud of myself for understanding all of these (and using most of them)?

[Thevickystv1]

Omg i'm so like that :L

[tofuhawk]

"This thing wasn't here yesterday. OMG he must of fixed the Chameleon Circuit... DOCTOR WHERE ARE YOU!!!" I say that too often.

[geocas1960]

you are brilliant, sir.

[cerulean383]

lol i do say most of these things! i love the whole "that did not settle with me well i think im regenerating"! im so saying that now!

[beijii27]

"What do you mean you don't serve fish sticks and custard?!?!?!"

ahahahahahahahahaha ~~

[reesespeices100]

BARROWMAN 

[iHeartReading55]

Thank you this video had convinced me to start in the first place.I have only just now watched a few episode and I get most of what you are saying!

[winterinmyveins]

all the awards to you!

ohmygod.

seriously

i say all of these. x_x

daily.

[Haakai]

Amended - "Stuff New Whovians say"

[unisarahtops]

Yes. Oh my god, yes.

[DeathnoteBB]

omygod it was snowing the other day and my one whovian friend was all "it's not snow.. it's ash."

[katyluvs2read]

BARROWMAN!!!

Ah...is it bad that I've said about half of these before?

[TjanaKimberly]

So accurate it hurts.

[untitlled]

I wish you didn't repeat every second phrase six times. It loses the appeal and makes it less funny.

[NinjaDinosaur176]

I tap the four beats all the time at school. I did it while being goalie for hockey in pe, and then my friend started doing it. I also say spoler alot. This describes my life.

[NinjaDinosaur176]

pssh I'm going to London on christmas. Try to stop me

[Angelfire1306]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacuuuuuu­uuuuuurrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaate­<3

[bigmcaleavey]

at least say 'barrowman' in your own accent



[DalekEater14]

The only thing i really think I do is the tapping four times thing, becuase we are two people in class who watch doctor who, and it's sort of communicating :)

[AliAvvelenata]

greteast. gpoy. ever. 

[gaara1989]

omg im so guilty of some of these xD

[texasorbust07]

You go to BGSU!!!! Go Falcons! I thought I was the only Whovian in BG!

[masteraj57]

"you never forget your first doctor", I HAVE THAT SHIRT!!

[10thDoctorLuver]

I have that "You Never Forget Your First Doctor" Shirt. :)

[OwlCityFan26]

I say all of this, pretty much. I'm a geek.

[TheFreebornFanatic]

What about..."It goes ding when there's stuff!" ?!

[taniafcb]

Look it's the TARDIS! LOL

I miss Tennant too...

[Denyb211]

Doctor who is awesome!!! They use to have a rpg back in the day. My friend bought it Sadly we never played.

[leanneanneanne]

This is hilarious :D. Also, I do the tapping thing ALL THE TIME.

[dario8needshelpio8]

i love tennant soo much <3

[FootballAndXbox]

But you're American...

[Varisonffs]

I DO THE FOUR KNOCKS THING OOPS

[123imreadytogo]

I began watching the series at Eccleston, and I have loved it since. SO MUCH. That I actually went back and watched the beginning of DW. I still haven't finished, there's a lot more to go through. But I think that, it doesn't matter how much you watch, or which Doctors you've seen; it just matters that you fully appreciate the show. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, so just shut up and watch.

[dragonash1993]

-_- The sonic screwdriver isn't some magical device that can solve every problem. I've seen every episode with McCoy, he did cooler things without a sonic than any subsequent Doctor has done with one. And I certainly DO NOT miss David Tennant. Does that make me a fake Whovian? :'(

[TheFreebornFanatic]

@dragonash1993 Name one cool thing he did better with his sonic.

[Mshpharrypotter]

i genuinely hate pears honestly

[Miunni]

But... I really do hate pears.

[WintaLynn]

Oh jeez--the tapping. XD It's comforting to know that there are more people in the world that do that.

[wakexmexupx]

Thank you. I was so hoping somebody did one of these. This video needs something though. I think it could be a little more sonic.

[cinders1998]

Also for Christopher you forgot, FANTASTIC.

I've watched around half of Classic Who.

[dolllface826]

I don't know any who fans who say....any of this...

[TheFreebornFanatic]

@dolllface826 Then you don't know many.

[snootchie91]

Oh my god xD The drumming! I do it all the time. Thanks for making this!

[thatrealycoolguy]

"I like to repeat myself"

[FinksEntourage]

"I dunno, Tennant is my Doctor, but Smith is growing on me" LMFAO how true that is.

[FinksEntourage]

I just got past your first line in the video, and I'm already laughing. This is gonna be good.

[inlovewithamalfoy]

i'm laughing so fucking hard oh gosh ahahahhah

[Smallvillenerd]

Right because EVERY Dr Who fan reckons David Tennant is the best? No, I actually think he is the worst Doctor from the revived series. Matt being the best and Chris behind him

[WhatTravisSays]

@Smallvillenerd You're absolutely right. I should only post things that 100% of people agree with. /sarcasm This is the internet. Other people have other opinions. Some of the things I say are not even my own opinion but things a lot of other fans say. Get over yourself.

[Smallvillenerd]

@WhatTravisSays I am over myself, I think you should learn to take criticism (It isn't really criticism, it's actually my opinion) maturely

[TheFreebornFanatic]

@Smallvillenerd Wow. You really need to interpret things with less hostility.

[yoyoguy281]

@WhatTravisSays i think we should reverse the polarity of the jelly babies and reference both the classical and the new series, thus killing two birds with the same stone. /nosarcasm :)

[TheSaintPlayer]

@Smallvillenerd Oh gosh, Got somethin' against the Scottish?

[Smallvillenerd]

@TheSaintPlayer How would I have something against Scotland for not liking David Tenannt as much as the other doctors? I love Steven Moffat and Karen so that sort of proves you wrong but it\f that's not enough I am part Scottish. So don't jump to conclusions!

[ESELkoek]

@Smallvillenerd I love Tennant!

[Smallvillenerd]

@ESELkoek He's good but he's defiantly not the best

[deadxendxmoon]

@Smallvillenerd ....and yet he's still not the one who gives off creeper pedo vibes....

[GLaDLYaPOTaTOS]

GPOY.



[shadowofthecandle]

That sounds an awful lot like "Saruman!" *shake fist*

[synerra]

I don't watch doctor who becuz I know that when I graduate im going to be mostly without any friends accept occasionally my parents so I will watch all of doctor who and after that probably a bunch of miniseries and after that wait for anticipated tv shows that will disappoint me and after that I will have pprobably dropped out of college and working some pointless job dragging on my pointless existence until I finally get the courage to kill myself.

[xeractus]

This video is annoyingly accurate, because most DW fans these days seem to forget (or, more likely are wilfully ignorant of) the fact that the show did in fact exist before 2005!

[OwlCityFan26]

Omg I say all this O.o

And I tap four times on my desk at school all the time without realizing it. Archangel network!!!!!

[make1280]

AWESOMEEEEEEEE *O*

I totally saw me on "I miss David Tennant" and "Matt is growning on me"

SHAUSHUAHSUAHUSH

[blaedvanderwoodsen]

So Nu Who centric. :\ I'm a classic watcher currently up to Tom Baker do I don't...say anything like...that.

[xeractus]

@blaedvanderwoodsen I was thinking this exact thing. the title should be something like "Shit that annoying people that are only aware of the last three Doctors's episodes say". but I guess that's too long eh. Pisses me off when the last 5 series of DW overshadows the previous 26 seasons!!

[TheFreebornFanatic]

@xeractus You guys seem to miss why the new series is referenced most...

[ShutterbuggerRHCH]

I thought I was the only doctor who fan are bgsu! ps I've said almost every single one of these.

[hotmelomel]

Fish *fingers* and custard.

[mashit13]

I hear almost all of these daily. :)

[Dubzoomember]

You stole this idea from me. BEFORE I HAD IT!

[ddtoast]

I have the "You never forget your first Doctor" shirt! :D I love this. :)

[idaLAduce]

willl you marry me? just kidding...........ha ha . no. serious. will you marry me?

[VictoryFire88]

Wooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! Awesome video!! You're cute btw. 

[jadorefrank]

Also, when I forget things I just go " The Silence......"

[147mcrfan147]

The was you say Barrowman is so weird lololol

[heeyloou]

omg, this is so accurate

[gamesss6]

AHEM! Whovians*

Sincerely, all of the whovians out there.

[LiLBlUE1993]

Yaaaah, this was great! =D If the chameleon circuit on the Tardis was working and it actually transformed into a tree, what part of it would be the door? O_o

[HaleyMagic]

You forgot, "DELETE!"

[peesemould]

oh dear. Barrow. Man. :S

[Cobbledstories]

I say all of these... also, "Would you like a jelly baby?" "Vote Saxon" and "Rose loves drugs."

[bgbosko]

Hurray for BGSU!

[EmHCRFollese]

i always do the master' tapping thing but i don't do it on purpose omfg bless you

[ItsSomeDeadGuy]

I don't miss David Tennant at all. I loved him as The Doctor, but Matt Smith is EASILY my favorite.

[iaMyla]

Matt Smith is my favorite. By far. The personality is just so amazing.

This video was the best of the two. I did not really recognize a lot from the other one. This is amazing though.

[lucyyymcc]

''what do you mean what are jammy dodgers''..... :O

what do you mean what do you mean what are jammy dodgers, you people dont have jammy dodgers.... what is wrong with this place

[CrazyBich800]

I'm a Doctor who fan... but seriously... these sayings are starting to piss me off.

[Iamnotabug]

I do the finger tap all the time!

[Ackbar223]

The finger tapping thing is awesome i got my sister to do it subconsciously MUAHAHA...hahaha

[DiscipleoftheBlueBox]

I have said every single one of these things.

[narwhal17]

@DiscipleoftheBlueBox I say every one of these on a weekly basis...

[sweetjynx97]

I've said so many of these things. :D

[coldplayluver1231]

i love this. so much. words cannot explain how much i love this. i probably say one of these every day... or think it.

[whythepuddle]

Laughing so hard, probably cause i say at least one of those EVERY DAY

[The8yellowsub]

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO PROUD TO SEE BGSU IN A YOUTUBE VIDEO.

[LauraDaysSmiles]

I say ALL of these lol xD

[isadoraisbored]

I'm guilty of almost all of these

[SupermanofChiTown]

Ive said every one of these!!

[tentylertardis]

This gets me a lot of stares...

Going up to a random object/ person and saying "Hey Doctor, I see you regenerated again."

[unwindingxsilence]

1:17 always

[tentylertardis]

@unwindingxsilence Tell me about it! It doesn't help that my text sound is the TARDIS materialising... -.-'

[rangelraul2]

Isn't it fish fingers and not fish sticks?

[TheNoeticHatter]

@rangelraul2 In America, I think it would be "fish sticks and pudding".

[therealdrcrazy]

Where is the classic Doctor Who?

[cbettenbender]

Seriously, will you marry me?

[cbettenbender]

BAHAHAHA THE DRUM BEATS! I lost it.

This seriously just made my life. Thank you SO MUCH.

[loverlei79]

Today I also explained what a sonic screwdriver is, and does to a non-whovian.

[loverlei79]

I carry a sonic screwdriver with me. 

[flutterflygoddess]

No this is shit American fans say...British fans: Jellybean? Five rounds rapid? Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow....

[summerb4jc]

And by Dale I meant Dalek.

[summerb4jc]

You forgot the hardcore "i love Christopher Ecceleson (sp)" and the "Christopher Ecceleson was my first Doctor" and also "you never forget your first Doctor." There us always the tried and true "Lots of planets have a north!" And finally, you know you've reached a bad place when you say to your friend "Hey, you see that Dale? Yeah. Your boyfriend." And she responds with "Well, your boyfriend is the Face of Bo!"

Thus ends my rant.

[lavahead146]

When I'm pissed at someone I'll say exterminate... But that's just me.

[johnhamilton08]

1. No Classic Who references, what the hell?

2. No real fan says "I miss Tennant" real fans move on

[WhatTravisSays]

@johnhamilton08 Don't be such a Who-hipster. Most 'Whovians' haven't even seen any of the classic series so the references barely breach pop culture. Also, there's a Part 2.

[johnhamilton08]

@WhatTravisSays Ok I was unaware of the part 2, I don't mean to sound like a "Who-hipster", any way I watched part THANK YOU for referencing classic who. I like modern day who but classic gets ignored WAY too much by "fans". P.S. Rose WAS annoying. And Donna and Amy are awesome.

[SLAINxMALICE]

@johnhamilton08 You are being so pretentious. You were already called out as sounding like a "Who-hipster" and you respond with even more of it. Please stop acting so childish. Saying that anyone is not a real fan of anything they like makes you look like a tool.

[johnhamilton08]

@SLAINxMALICE No I'm not being pretentious, I really do get annoyed when "fans" have never seen the Classic who.

[SLAINxMALICE]

@johnhamilton08 Do you not know what pretentious means? You just claimed to not be and then your statement right after was dripping with it by implying yet again that some people aren't fans. You do understand that some Doctor Who fans were born after Classic Who aired and that the original series has 600+ episodes, right? Good for you that you've seen it all, or at least claim to. So no, most of them haven't seen it and I'm just only making my way through them now. Get off your high horse!

[johnhamilton08]

@SLAINxMALICE I do know what pretentious mean, and I haven't seen ALL the episodes. All I'm saying is I'm tired of people who pretty much ignore the classic era of Doctor Who. There are people who claim to be "fans" and have never even given LOOKED at the classic era. I started watching Doctor Who when Smith came in and I knew the show had a long history and I knew if I wanted to call myself a "real" fan I would need to go check out the classic stuff.

[SLAINxMALICE]

@johnhamilton08 They aren't claiming to be fans, they ARE fans. They've seen the reboot and they love it. You wouldn't say someone isn't a fan of cheese just because they haven't tried every single cheese the world has to offer. No, they just like cheese. If we all had the same mentality as you do, most people wouldn't be fans of anything.

[johnhamilton08]

@SLAINxMALICE Ok first of all It's not a Reboot it's a continuation! And since it's a continuation people SHOULD watch the classic stuff. Smith isn't called the Eleventh Doctor for nothing!

[SLAINxMALICE]

@johnhamilton08 Okay, thank you for ignoring everything I've said since this discussion began and just picking out one choice of word in which you disagree. I give up. It's hard to deal with someone who has such a thick skull. Good luck forcing people to watch 26 years worth of episodes and movies to "catch up" on the current run of the series. See you in another life, brother.

[johnhamilton08]

@SLAINxMALICE You clearly aren't listening to me. I am a Doctor Who fan through and through. I'm not saying they should watch each and every episode, I'm saying they should KNOW about it and and try to watch and the least a few episodes. I know there's 26 years worth of stuff I haven't even seen every episode (that's impossible considering some were destroyed) I read every word you say I'm just pointing out that if you watch DW you should know there's more to it that just the modern day stuff.

[Timelord6661]

@SLAINxMALICE You clearly don't understand the point he is trying to make, the 26 years before the new series is what started the the franchise, it's the reason the show is here today for people to enjoy, if people like the show to the extent of calling themselves fans, then they should like it enough to at least have an interest into how it all began and what made it into what it has become now, even if it's just watching clips from classic episodes on YouTube or looking at synopsis's on the..

[Timelord6661]

@SLAINxMALICE ..for the classic episodes, he's not expecting people to see all the classic series, he said people shouldn't disregard it and completely ignore it, which is true,it is ignorant and disrespectful to the people who made the show previously that they now love, if a friend gave you a present, you loved it, would you not thank or even acknowledge that friend for giving it to you? No, you wouldn't, that would be rude, classic Who gave people new Who, fans should acknowledge that .

[dragonash1993]

@SLAINxMALICE I'm a Whovian. I was born 4 years after the classic series ended. There's this great thing called the internet, and through it I can watch classic episodes!

[SLAINxMALICE]

@dragonash1993 I'm a Whovian. I was born 2 years after the classic series ended. I also watch the classic episodes on this thing called the internet. Thanks for your sarcasm.

[dragonash1993]

@SLAINxMALICE In my opinion, you can only be classed as a Whovian if you know more than 9 - 11. Otherwise it's pointless calling yourself a Whovian because you're kind of ignoring 26 years worth of episodes. Before you call me a "who-hipster" my first Doctor was Eccleston and it's not hard to find the first 8 Doctors on the internet. I wouldn't say I was a Whovian if I hadn't seen them, but I've seen people call themselves Whovians and they refuse to watch the other 8 Doctors.

[SLAINxMALICE]

@dragonash1993 First off, I didn't call that guy a Who-hipster. I was quoting a former post. I understand what you mean about those who refuse to watch past doctors but there really is no need to be so snobby about it. Let people like what they want to. Let them label themselves however they see fit and turn up your noses the other way.

[Smallvillenerd]

@WhatTravisSays And? People know many catchphrases from the old series. People get irritated because they feel like you're saying that every Dr who fan only quotes the new series

[bookworm1118]

I do the tapping all the time.