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  • You, sir, are a genius.

  • Whenever I fend off cheeses I just take the oppertunity to keep playing normally to practice my macro while gloating in the fact that he's miles behind. Sure, I've lost to people in macro games that started as cheeses, because they actually know what they're doing, but I learn so much more from it.

  • MoAr EpIsOdEs!

  • never give up never surrender to infinity and behyond!!!

  • You've not enough episodes in this series.

  • tb i need to be entertained! im tired of watching these episeodes over and over again.....even if they are quite hilarious

  • bronze or sliver?

  • Need more episodes! :<

  • Maybe he let his friend or little bro play

  • @SonsOfSek or maybe he sux

  • is this series still going on?

  • @m0nk3yXb4lls Only as "I suck at starcraft live."

  • i just love at the end dont give up and fight the bastard funny time

  • Anyone know why the shield pulseing at 2:10 is all in the wrong place?

  • episode 25?

  • "Get some god damn balls" -.-

  • can somebody tell me which ma this is plz? (im new to the game so dont rage about me asking that XD)

  • the commenting was awesme and funny!

  • could you please tell me or show the new episodes? Please!

  • Dude you are awesome!!! but why did you stop making more episodes?

  • @JazzMorson he didnt... Tb still does...

  • This holds in higher leagues as well. Even in MLG Columbus...... (Somebody please drill this into Idra, bad.)

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  • Sticking the boot in? You have such a dirty mind Totalbiscuit!

  • I burst out laughing at the "ugh" at 12:31.

  • In the battle at around 13:30, in the middle of all that fuss and gun shooting sounds mess, how do you know there's dark templars there?

  • @skaruts Things tend to explode, there is a blur, and your units tend to path around them, which is quite obvious. I really think that those DTs should have committed to that attack there, when the army pulled back, since the would become useless shortly regardless.

  • so he stopped makin this vids? right when he began to actually NOT suck? CMON MAN!!! MAKE MORE OF THESE VIDS

  • wheres episode 25?

    

  • is this game any good worth $50

    

  • @XpanthermanX It's worth way more than that

  • How did the other person possibly manage to get all of those probes to just sit there?

  • Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...

  • Lol someone went proxy 2 gate and I scouted it go to bunkers full of marines after acouple of waves and he was all like ur fucking and i was like mate u did proxy 2 gate and then rage quit with no GG and then called me homo in chat

  • @MrWowgamer19 That was incredibly difficult to understand. Sorry.

  • This movies makes me want to buy SCII, but it costs 105 bucks here in my country =P

  • @Fnstrsfr Have you tried getting it through digital distribution?

  • The guy was a platinum and he has such a crap follow up? Uhm, I'm gonna go with maybe he cheesed(admittedly I hate that phrase too, but that's what it's called, so) his way up? That's the only thing I can guess.

  • And can you do a litle more of protos to because i think that you are doing to much only of terran games. if you will do that i will be very happy and i will thank you.but please dont talk about me in your videos.and if you cant do as zerg i will understand!

    see you!anze9990

  • @anze9990 It continued as live streams, the guy is now in gold league. Plus he's a terran player Im afraid, there will be no protoss or zerg play.

  • And can you do a litle more of protos to because i think that you are doing to much only of terran games. if you will do that i will be very happy and i will thank you.but please dont talk aboure me in your videos.and if you cant do as zerg i will understand!

    see you!anze9990

  • Hi hailbut i have a request for you to continue i suck at starcraft 2.because im a fan of yours.you said that you would do some games as a zerg.i would realy like that because i like zerg and i would like you to fulfil your promise.

  • SEASON 2 PLEASE

  • Is this the latest episode?

  • I think we should send this out to When Cheese Fails.

  • I'm trying to decide who the fucking nub is.

  • You weren't that bad, you were like a top 8 bronze leaguer... take it as a compliment :P

  • I think he went immortal coz he thought you were going bunkers (which you were)

  • @xZuber0x ahhhh now that makes alot of sense now XD

  • Thumbs up if you have "SOME GOD DAMN BALLS!"

  • not saying im good or anything but, how is he in masters? im only in gold i can play better in him

  • @starcraftftw1 He's not in masters, he's in gold...

  • Is this the last i suck at starcraft 2 vid

  • @Recode27 he now does a live stream of ISS2 check his channel for the vods

  • When i saw the name of this video i thought to myself "I wonder if this is a subtle nod to Galaxy Quest?"

    When i heard him say it at 1:09 i was like "Oh hell yes..."

  • first rule of being zealot harassed is: don't attack mulitple zealots with your SCVs

  • You should tell me your character code TB. :D

    

  • I must start playing this game myself - watched countless hours now i am starting to get some idea.

  • ahaha 2 noobs :DDDD

  • Add the new Ladder videos to this playlist

  • Make more plox....

  • is there anything like this for zerg? =]

  • my pants are angry to my friend

  • blizzard should use this for one of their videos

  • Please TB answer this : how many games did you play between the first part of the series and this one?

  • Lol this is so true I was playing a friend as a noob and I rebuilt after he thought I was finished and I completely destroyed him

  • you seem to be somewhat depending on your opponents sucking

  • @paenitet7nullum

    I take it that the title of the series passed you by.

  • @youbecame but... what if they don't?

  • i do agree with TB with that bronze league and even silver/gold league dont really have to gg when it looks like a almost no win situation. i played against a zerg on scrap station today i failed to scout early he 6pool me and i lose almost everything. i wanted to see if i could still come out of it. ihad no scv's but i had a orbit comand and barracks. i go to float island and try to get mass viks. stil fail he say im dumb waste time, but i wanted to try and experiement. bronze=trial by fire.

  • I don't and can't play Starcraft 2, but would it be good if you got the maximum number of marines you can have and built bunkers all around your base and had loads of marines in bunkers around your base ???

  • @NiceGuy1405 yes :)

    

  • lol angry in your pants? how does that work then? ;)

  • omg this needs to go to when cheese fail 101 this shit is so funny

  • need to ask.

    If you have your buildings and army, but the opponent loses his base when you attack with drops and you find out his army is terribly close to your lonely base

    you kill all his buildings, do you automatically win ? regardless of his army

  • 25 we need it these are hilariously awesome

  • What is cheese ? iv heard them term through 24 vids and still dont know what it is. also be the zerg. we have seen the other two and a fairly large number of us love your ISS shows but 24 episodes in (possibly 100s of actual matches) and no zerg?

  • sub to thegamechannle plzzzzzzzz

  • Come on! episode 24already!

  • @Silken84 25*

  • TB please change "I suck in Starcraft 2" to something else because one day I will probably buy this game, play some matches and then Im going to think that Im pretty good at the game and then I will flashback this series and realize that I am worse than I think and become very frustrated. Btw this is a compliment (a strange one I must admit).

  • and yes, cheese is delicious. do not look down upon cheeze! D:<

  • i double proxy gate all the way to dimond in beta xD

  • i wish i was in bronze league

  • "Have some God damn balls." lol

  • You got my sub.

  • GALAXY QUEST!!!! YEAH!!!

  • is starcraft 2 a expansion to the first starcraft

  • @RETARDMAN90 no, it's a completely separate game

  • do u need the first starcraft to play starcraft 2

  • I thought cheese was a food...

  • i have a hacked version so i cant play online...:(

  • children i know you hate ads but ads keep people like totalbiscuit alive and warm. and ad block hurts people that make good youtube videos.

  • You seemed to think that his comment was meant in a derogatory way, which it wasn't. When he said, "true grit", he just meant that tb dug in and didn't give in. He was complimenting TB. It doesn't really matter!

  • Wow, that guy is actually the worst player I have ever seen. Proxy Gateways right in your opponent's base, completely stopping mining, then 1 gate double Robo... Seriously?

  • I bought starcraft 2 just now because your videos tempted me as i post this its insalling i hope it was worth the purchase and maybe we can play a game ive never been the best at strategy games =/. Anyways nice videos keep them coming im a wow player and soon to be sc2 player.

  • The name says it all. If he would have pulled 4 or 5 SCVs and used them properly that cheese would have been squashed. I mean really, build the gateway that close, where he can see the bloody thing?

  • @IntronDepot1 Im thinking it was more of a fear tactic, if someone in a low level play such as me or TB were to see this at the time this was shot your gunna get pretty scared and amass odds up that you can't win

  • First mistake was going for the pylon and not the probe.

  • first total biscuit watch and best accent ever

  • This is platinum......HOW am i still in bronze FFS im positive with 14 wins and rank one in my division....WTF

  • ive been cannon rushed before, so i went into void rays and chased down all his probes so he had no income, i had 1 void ray and 3 stalkers, thats it, everything else was destroyed, he said theres no way i could win and went afk assuming id just leave, and i thought to myself, screw this guy, he must win so much doing this so im gonna kick his ass, so i spent 50 minutes, with 3 stalkers, and a void ray slowly working on the cannons pulling back with low shields and won, so worth it never give up

  • @Cracen18 lol the guy probz went AFK to jizz himself or something not knowing the pwnage u gave him.

  • fucking 50 sec adds... Where are we livin'?

  • @80smashe80 get mozilla or chrome and install adblock plus no more youtube adds!

  • I'm srsly gonna want to play against you! >: D

  • I'm worried about how many matches this guy might have won by his opponents giving up...

  • How on earth is this guy in platinum????

  • ok these 1 minute commercials have got to stop

  • rewatching this reminds me when i lost to a protoss proxy cannon...for the 3rd time in a row. 3rd time dude was constantly putting pylons and cannons and i didnt realize this untill his 2nd cannon was half way done and all i had was 2 marines. i was havn i bad day as it was but 3times in a row, yeah i rage quit. looking back now, i probably shouldve stopped building marines and got a factory out quickly for a tank or get maruaders. hey he was spending money at my base

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  • @whatwhat98

    just a hint, might be useful.. if hes spending his whole money at your base just lift off and rebuild somewhere else, you'll be more than just fine =) he probably wont even make more cannons so your depots and stuff will be alive, you got all harvesters and prolly some barracks, so he wont be able to catch up to you

  • @Veltiorx ill keep that in mind ty much

  • @whatwhat98

    np dude, gl in all your games, victory shall be yours :P

  • Fucking British grit right there.

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  • @BloodAngel500 Wow you're a retard. I'm ashamed that you're part of my country.

  • @CombineWithMe what????, what are you talking about?

  • @BloodAngel500 he meant it as a compliment. Grit = determination and staying power.

  • @Kropotkinskaya right ok your the second person who's talking about something i know nothing about... please explain

  • @CombineWithMe yes lad

  • TB, I would just like to bring to your attention, that if this were a Masters game, and the "Cheese" of the Protoss failed, it would be the Protoss, NOT you, the Terran who would GG. Because cheese, regardless of the damage it does, if it doesn't win you the game, has a tendancy to make you loose it. So if the tactic worked the same way, I would have expected the 'Toss to gg. (think of a failed 6-pool) Thanks!

  • First 2 minutes I was just screaming 'TB GET ORBITAL COMMAND'

  • TB, later on will you change the intro to "My name is TotalBiscuit, and I am mildly proficient at Starcraft 2"?

  • When is the next episode?

  • how can this possibly be platinum?:S

  • @razzthekid88

    Yeah, I've seen better play in bronze

  • I bought Starcraft 2, and am using the same name as my Youtube account. Already won two straight Championship Practice matches (I was told they were players, at least), so am happy :3

  • A marine walks into a bar and falls because he's imbalanced

  • lol no...don't 'just throw down 4 barracks' lol practice macro and actually using your resources efficiently with what you can maintain

  • omg such a nooby protoss

  • omfg you just ran and killed like 10 of your scv's for no reason... whyy???

  • u had those two scvs chasing a probe :)

  • Pére? Why not IdrA?

  • don't attack the zealots with your workers TB!!! D:  Run them to your bunker!! You would have had most of them left!

  • lol gg ing early is silly, I don't really care what is nice. I gg when everything besides buildings are dead or there is no chance of building any worthwhile units.

  • OMG! TB PLAYS STARCRAFT!!!

  • a dude gg'ed me today so i dimmed down and then he ATTacked me.. he must have seen this episode 2nd time he gg'ed he meant it thank god..

  • that protoss needs collossus >.>

  • Never give up, never surrender: Japanese way of war.

  • Thanks TB! by you saying fight to the very last i won my first game on SC2! :D

  • Is the in my pants thing a nerdfighter reference?

  • @mamafiloh Lol I know, lets find another worthless resource to make into a league. THere should be a league for cheesers called "Fool's Gold"

  • @qazedcwsxrfvyhntgb Why must you put me down so? I was just saying that the guy is an utter idiot. TB said in one of his previous videos that he is silver league, I am silver league, and I can't believe that the game thinks I am the same as him. Of course, my MMR is at platinum or high gold, but this is rediculous. I really wanted to see his APM :D

  • 0:01<<< Skip the adds =-)

  • "That makes me angry in my pants" LOL

  • I did something like with as Terran, except i lost my base completely due to an effective speedling rush i couldn't fight back against, but i eventually built another base, mined myself up, he thought he was going to win since he even told me in chat that he'll just build up a massive army to kill me. I had only a Command center, and built my way towards nukes, he didnt notice that i was, i nuked his army.. and won.. cause.. his army got nuked.. twice.. i was very happy at the end of that game.

  • lf he was in platinum then think he play vs copper ppl this guy is total noob :p

  • the fact that you lost a single worker to that being terran is terrible, lift off your barracks, place them around your bunker to lessen exposed area and so they are in range of your marines if they attack your barracks, life off your command centre, use STVs to focus on pylon forcing him to pull back his zealots, put back your command centre, split up your STVs and continue mining and taking out his gateways while picking at his pylon to prevent his few zealots from stoping your mining...

  • @cashin2134 money

  • Total Biscuit plz help i suc really really bad at this game and i need help u can u give me tips or teach how not to suc

  • @ChosenOne2800 Watch his Other Starcraft videos, not the shoutcasting. The ISAS2 Series

  • Looks like one of those players who cheesed their way up the ladder and has no idea what to do if it fails.

  • Are you the guy from Dinner: Impossible?

  • Ghosts are great against toss, especially immortals lol

  • So cheesing has now transitioned from the silver league to platinum...

  • its not rebuild the cybernetics, its building his cybernetic

    *(he never build it before)*

  • i got account from my friend.. started at 15 in platinum... you can imagine a newb in platinum :D

  • thank-you tb these vids help alot im a newbie

  • Yeah lover level players should really never use all in builds, they don't improve at all and it will artificially inflate their rank. So if they get to a moderately high league the play will not work no matter how hard they try.

  • @Ardentzero Actually no. All in one base builds helps newbies extremely. Reason being is that it is much less for them to look at. This allows them to work on essential mechanics and get the 1 base build mastered. All the macro mechanics and timings become mastered at a much quicker pace. And you say it wont work at moderately high leagues well you're wrong as your one base play is going to be as good or potentially better as your opponents because you've mastered it. From there you can 2/3 base

  • @Fdragon It won't help them because they get used to making a few units and winning a game, rather than learning things like expanding while attacking or macro'ing on a larger scale. And it won't work at moderately-high levels because those players have seen the same build but performed better and faster, so it is easily held off. Players should learn normal builds that can lead into the late game (such as 3 gate expand or 1-1-1 build) so they will have better mechanics when they move up

  • @Fdragon however with blizzard's crappy idea that you should win 50% of games, winning more moves you up and winning less moves you down, newbies are going to get screwed over in that 50% of higher level players.

  • 19:05 is what I always say!

  • He had no AA almost all game, Banshees would've destroyed those Immortals

  • Everytime I watch one of these videos, I get even more tempted to buy and play Starcraft 2 :S

  • @Stormwrench

    I hear that, mate!

  • @Stormwrench um, why the hell havent you bought it yet?! =D

  • @DeadSilence315 money

  • @DeadSilence315 I was terrible with Warcraft 3, so I thought I'd be terrible with SC2. Though, I have played on public accounts in web cafes, and have very much enjoyed the Protoss...

    Screw it, I'll get it during the weekend

  • @Stormwrench DO IT

  • @Stormwrench Buy IT!! It is a game you should have