Howard's Parents call for help

[svetlana60656]

Rae is a total c**t.

[AdmiralGilgamesh]

This is my life on the radio.

[lockwoodisafaggot]

haha just Artie's laugh at the beginning fucking kills me

[vexnsiolence]

LMFAO

[sschweg08]

I miss Artie.

[Makaveli25x]

his parents look like beavis & butthead

[nsd1901]

this will be me and my mom in 20 years...ill be hosting a radio show and she'll call in and we'll discuss her and dad's sex life...love it!

[alsdyall]

They tried to kill us with gas; it didn't work.

[Finley1976]

what day did this happen?

[metav3rvse]

stfu robin

[ralphyetmore]

3:30 "They put yuh fathuhs head in a meatgrinduh!"

[BOBBIE041957]

hahahaha howard's mother is so funny and she doesn't even know it

[eduardogutierrez521]

There are hook nose jews

Burn hook nose Jews burn

[IntenseHomeWrestling]

there sooo jewish hahhahahaha

[ralphyetmore]

Shades of the shows heyday in the 90's.

[twistedstrange]

I find it even funnier because my name is Jared.

[Jypsy4Life]

Jared ate your father  LMAO

[Makaveli25x]

his parents look like beavis and butthead HAHAHAHAH

[slapshot01j]

she told tim not to be stupid, ya moron.

[TIROFO]

2:57 "He stripped your father down, put his penis in his ASSHOLE" hahahahahaha, I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.

[Jypsy4Life]

LMFAO

[GrumpyBlack]

LMAO...

[kbrinks]

Got me pregnant hahahahahha

[ralphyetmore]

somebody make a cartoon for this.

[hornplayerchris]

He put us in a concentration camp with Hitler.

[peperonyandchease]

I miss Artie.

[NY1love]

Robin is awesome. Just because she isn't a comedian, she isn't contributing to the show? 

[ssips720]

he looks just like his dad

[coreyiceberg]

this is by far the funniest howard stern bit i have ever heard. that is all

ohh 1 person disliked this...must have been hitler himself

[btpuppy]

This is so friggin funny I can't even stand it!! Howard at his best!

[joe6panther6]

Howid... This is Mom.

[ULTRADREW1]

robin sucks. amen.

[mcdon89]

@ULTRADREW1 indeed

[draconian45]

I like Howard's parents. I get a kick out of them.

[superman11978]

Robin has her moments of annoyance but the show is better off having her. I can't count the number of times she has pushed Howard in the right direction during a bit or story, lined up the ball for him to hit out of the park, asked him the right questions, etc. Once in a while she'll even be funny.

[crulio]

I'm not a robin hater, but she really takes away from artie and howard's genius here.

[TobyTheRobot]

@crulio she sucks the funny right out of the room every time she opens her mouth. i'll never understand why she's on the show

[MasterTubeTheatre]

Anyone know when they originally played Ray calling about the car service? Would love to know.

[sherhon33]

Funny

[Pooternackle]

this jared

[Dilly5]

Robin always finds a way to ruin a bit

[CAinfowarrior]

Howard i smell smoke, r u smoking in there?.... no ma' there's no smoke in here. - private parts LOL

[DonScoreggia]

Now that´s funny

[matlm]

I love Robin, but I fucking hate it when she has to get in on the impressions. She's the worst.

[jxxxb]

Barbara Streisand made a surprise appearance on SNL in a sketch named "Coffee Talk" in the 90s. A sketch about a bunch of Jewish women being very Jewish. I believe Howard should have been in one of those sketches dressed in drag. I think Howard is turning into old Jewish woman. To bad he never really meshed with Lorne Michaels, or so I'm told.

[TheKeyMaster79]

YOUR FATHER..SHIT HIMSELF LOL

[TheKeyMaster79]

lololololol I REMEMBER LISTENING TO THIS

[ralphyetmore]

3:30 they put yuh fathehs head in a meat grinduh!

[theMissJackson101]

I feel bad for Howard. His parents are so annoying.

[MrNobodysPinealGland]

Hewid, this is mahm.

[loxj]

Howard's imitations of his mother are always hilarious.

[high0nfire]

The rest of the world is insane to not love this.

[musicalmoose44]

"Howaaard, this is mawm, something HARRABUL happened. Tims assistant Jared took your fahthah and me in a rocket, and sent us to Krypton. Where supahmans from, and we're here living under the tyranny of the red sun. We have half our pawahs."

This is incredible. I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

[Rod1stiffington]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!! fUCKING GEAT!!!!

[8xMissOctober]

This clip is like fine wine as it gets better and better with age. Thanks for posting

[Matyginkin]

"You cant run the government with your friends!"

[bobbelheadedmidget]

Darth Nilus! I just pissed my pants!!!

[MikeRedman1975]

I told you to quit being stupid you moron!

[BitterSylence]

Shit! I just pissed my pants!

[scottishboy1987]

Mr Burns?

[Drungmus]

"...and then Tim's Assistant Jared put us in a concentration camp..."

[tu43]

haha I miss Artie!

[Theburn77]

they tried to kill us with gas, it didn't work

[TitoIsTheGreatest]

lol to tears 5/5 I heard this live, wasn't this funny

[66hourenergy]

This is dreadful!

[makaveli3900]

This guy Jared will now never be known as Jared, he'll always be known as Tim's ASSISTANT Jared

[joeylooee]

Tim's assistant Jared ate your father!

[Theburn77]

they put your fathers head in a meatgrinder

[nightbuffalo]

i think that was fred.

[Ccomaffayod]

Hahaha :-) I love Howard's impression of his parents, but this is the absolute fucking funniest one I've ever heard!

[eleanorayoulateagain]

Damn this is funny!!!

Howard's impersonation of his mother made me spit out a mouthful of tomato soup all over my table.

Hilarious!!!

[shaneomtl1]

what a great clip!!! awesome thanks for sharing

[mendex187]

He stripped your father down and put his penis in his asshole.

Tims assistant jared took your father and me in a rocket and sent us to Krypton. And were here living under the tyrrany of the red sun.

Greatest call from his mom

[eleanorayoulateagain]

@mendex187 This is exactly the comment that made me spit out my soup all over the place!!

An awesome clip!

[Dash171]

Yo Bitches San Jo REPRESENT!!!!!!!!

NOR-CAL Mother F*ckers!!!!!

Just kidding, I don't really talk like that but I am from San Jose....I used to be a paper boy for the Mercury News!!!!

bababooey

bababooey

howardstern!

[Ryanyarb24]

hell yeah im from san jose too, southside represent

[Dash171]

Where did you go to school??

[Ryanyarb24]

I went to Oak Grove High school, I graduated in 2002. where did you go to school?

[Dash171]

yousonofabitch......Santa Teresa......'96.

You still in town?? I think I have only seen (3) people in the last 15 years that I went to school with.

[Ryanyarb24]

I just got done with school in Minnesota, but Im moving back in August. I need to find work as a CPA. No good jobs in MN, and probably no good jobs in SJ, but I am better off in SJ where its not fucking -30 F in the winter.

[Ryanyarb24]

Hahaha. Santa Teresa is OGs main rival. LOL

[brianswimmer23]

jared knocked me up, your father shit himself. haha

[CAinfowarrior]

Howard i smell smoke!!! ..... there is no smoke in here mom.

[Lvduggo69]

Stern is laughing but I bet thoes guys got reamed good ! I would b pissed to if they did that to my parent's.

F Jacky !

[redenchilada]

Howard has his Father's nose and eyes and his Mother's chin.

[Thegoat2235]

Tims assistant jared put me and your father into the concentration camp LMAO

[barajas562]

This is great !!I love when the parents are on.

[WhereMyChicken]

SOMEBODY PLEASE SHUT ROBIN UP!

[Rasputin414]

Awesome video, but the Scooby/Bbv war is better.

[bbv001]

robin is just not funny in any way

[notbendable]

"He stripped you father down..." - 2:58

[FridaySternShow]

this is the problem with workin america how can a company be run like this!! I mean This happens all the time people say somthing then go back on it and never even give a call. Things where run alot better in the days of howards parents generation. I mean look at ww2 do u ever see ww2. This old time generation will be greatly missed in the usa. I agree with them this is nonsence!

[scoobyDx]

the old time generation is living too long. 85's about 20 years too long. they're using up valuable resources that the young need, especially in a recession. we need a final solution to these blood sucking parasites. the time has come....

[bbv001]

and yet people like you who came up with the nickname "scooby" are still living..hopefully u and ur family all die very very soon

[scoobyDx]

at least i'm not old

[bbv001]

yeah but your a 23 year old virgin who calls himself scoobyD...so in this case i'd rather be old than be...welll.......you

[scoobyDx]

i think boner function decreases with age.

see, there's a pattern. people get old they get shitty. is this news? i thought everybody already knew old people couldn't drive, get boners, make rational decisions, etc.

[bbv001]

you have some serious daddy issues or something...clearly trying to make outlandish statements so someone will give u some kind of attention or something.

[scoobyDx]

and yet you keep giving it to me. even though you know what's going on here you keep doing the same thing.

i'd expect that kind of behavior from a geriatric. you know, where they've lost the capacity to think rationally and learn from mistakes...

old people are also notorious pants-shitters. it's well known, look it up on google there's some videos and stuff. "old people shitting their pants"

[bbv001]

like you have any use for a boner anyways...

[scoobyDx]

i can play with it in my hands. see my hands haven't been riddled with arthritis yet. so i'm both capable of getting a boner and jerking it off, unlike your pants shitting, arthritis ridden geriatric ass.

[bbv001]

im younger than you are homo..and you need to see a psychiatrist to help deal with ur sever daddy issues. you must have been molested by someones grandpa which is why u refuse to leave ur mommys basement or actual have any kind of physcial contact with a female.

[scoobyDx]

at least i'm not the piece of shit making fun of sexual assault victims on the internet.

how do you live with yourself? victims of molestation need emotional support. have you no morals?

[bbv001]

i assumed only a product of sexual molestation like yourself could produce some of those things you said...the truth of the matter is your mother should have aborted you but no she regrets it bc she has this jobless obese slob living in her extra bedroom

[rockycon1967]

Howard's Dad looks like Homer Simpson's boss!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

[saruman84]

Mr. Burns

[MegaMma4life]

@rockycon1967 mr berns hahah

[yakomuto]

I Love how when Robin Makes a joke the Show comes to A Screeching halt.

[jayhawks25]

I know, the whole bit died when robin said "jared put your father in a diaper".

[bbv001]

haha yeah she serves ZERO purpose

[garethrogue]

richards prank call using this was fucking hilarious. it was back in the krock days

[rzrb1hardcore]

how was this in the k-rock days if howard was saying fuck?

[LennysComet]

this was at sirius........................­..

[rzrb1hardcore]

Thats what im saying...

[togio100]

Oh my god. Rae looks like a Jewish version of my grandmother.

[phanface]

I played this clip for my mom (we're Jewish, as well), and upon seeing the photo of Howard's parents she said, "They are so cute."

[two2four4hello]

"And we're here living under the tyranny of the Red Sun"

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

[strawhataddison]

forget 911, this is 100x worse!!

[dave000041]

oh my god... that's F'n hilarious!!

[bundcan]

Jared took us wilding in Central Park. Holy god thats funny.Howard is the best!!

[brianutsz]

Is she talking about the Jared that JD hates?

[charfman84]

Yeah thats the Jared

[phanface]

"Who is this Jared?" That was right on. Artie really got Howard laughing there.

[gridlo]

I've said it before, I'll say it again. Howards parents are gold.

[doozer123]

hahaha, "Jarred ate your father"

[notbendable]

2:58

[notbendable]

Holy shit this is great! ...can't believe I hadn't heard it before!

XD

(could have never done this on terrestrial radio!)

[justinbluehall]

"He raped your father and myself sevral times..."

[lavendergirl63]

I'm pissing in my pants right now.

[joustingjay]

He HAS to have the Ray & Ben Stern Hour on 101!! Just once!

[kbudz]

I agree.  They are the BEST!!

[konatown5]

lol "did you know he's a rapist" haha

[daborn1]

No wonder JD hates Jared...

[aipyor]

hilarious!!!!!!!

[MayIam2008]

I LOVE when Stern does his parents...Lmao

[lavendergirl63]

funnier then shit! I'm crying! :)

[lvl9001Troll]

They hooked electrodes up to your fathers nipples.

They had an enormous generator that kept shocking him until he shit himself.

brilliant!

[jstow01]

God, Howard looks so much like both of his parents.

[SleepyMoney]

especially his mom

[VanillaLatte007]

Hes got his mothers eyes, and his fathers nose and mouth...

[cyeast97]

this is so funny

[BurningLexicon]

Howard, Jared tied cement blocks and angry piranhas to your father and threw him over the Williamsburg Bridge and into the East River! Howard!

[Dibrini]

I hope Ben and Ray live forever!

[BurningLexicon]

me too. :-)

i love listening to that prank sex call of howard using ray's voice over and over and over.