How can I have lived without knowing of this gorgeous work? I can scarcely stand the level of fun I'm having, and must have a liedown, a turnover, a restrained giggle, a cup of tea, a fit of coughing from trying to drink tea in a prone position, a visit to the closet for replacement of shirt...
Neely made two of them, the first version, and an updated one in which he changed his voice a bit and a couple of lines. I prefer the voice in this one but I don't know if its the first or the second.
Well, it's the original to me - I heard this one first and I think this version is actually better than the older one. I realize that people's opinions vary on this, though.
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If you go on Google and search "Harry Potter narration", the first link that comes up should be it; it gives you the links to the audio files (there are two, labeled as Disc One and Disc Two). Just mute the movie and play the narration along with the muted movie.
i like it it is sad and it reminds me of my friend that saddly was killed last year because of reading chain letters and now that you have read this eshe will slowly kill you by everytime you hear a ring in your ear she will make your life shorter by a day post this on five different vidios to be saved sorry
"Providence must have cast a glass-be-back spell, 'cause take a look at the zoo's new acquisition...It is a play--a tragic comedy--The Lament of Roast Beefy O'Weefy!" LMAO
the simile is a probably a little too Canadian for most people to get, but it sounds a little like Stuart McLean doing a book on tape after taking just a few too many scotches. Very epic and humourous at the same time, even without the intended video accompaniment - I often listen to it on my ipod during long trips.
You know, theese audio-books are very similar to the hungarian Harry Potter parody books, 'Heri Kókler'. Even with Hary beeing a the most powerful being, Vernom's name change very time mentioned, and often talks to the readers :D
The nicknames for the uncle were absolutely grand.
Phunurr 1 month ago in playlist Wizard People, Dear Reader
How and why did I find this when I should be studying for finals?
MarieMoondust 1 month ago
SWEET MUSTACHE!
irishpanda2000 1 month ago
"Shhh..." Dumbledore says to the baby
And "Shhh..." he says
to the lady.
pajano 2 months ago
"But our wolf remains cool."
motzkeksalarm 2 months ago
His face, is the worst.
SupSatire 4 months ago in playlist Wizard People, Dear Reader
9 people should wait in the freakin car if they have too!
HoboSmasher 5 months ago
I'm so changing my name to Hardcastle McCormick now.
Smallsthehero 5 months ago
THIS IS EPIC!! you, sir, are a genius.
blanqtafierce 6 months ago
6:03 Its Nagini!
destrylover 6 months ago
the snake is drunk
mubiahmed1 6 months ago
Harry Potter and The Lament of Roast Beefy O'Weefy
kojikatsuya 7 months ago 3
ho ho dear reader
moralreef 7 months ago in playlist Wizard People, Dear Reader
How can I have lived without knowing of this gorgeous work? I can scarcely stand the level of fun I'm having, and must have a liedown, a turnover, a restrained giggle, a cup of tea, a fit of coughing from trying to drink tea in a prone position, a visit to the closet for replacement of shirt...
rudetuesday 9 months ago
... Professor Hardcastle McCormick... that's my last name... >.>
fullmetalfan1996 1 year ago
does anyone know if this is the first version or the second version?
bandgeek20 1 year ago
@bandgeek20 @RichardMNixon This is the second version. The uploads by "HarryPotterCentral" are the first version.
pseudochron2 9 months ago
The most powerful baby in the universe
BluePurgatory 1 year ago
Professor Hardcastle McCormick, you beautiful man.
duskbringer7 1 year ago
I'm not really sure what you all are talking about, this not being the original. It is. This is the audio you can download from his official site.
Any other version around was recorded from some other performance. You're hearing the "published" version right here :)
redreh 1 year ago
@redreh
Neely made two of them, the first version, and an updated one in which he changed his voice a bit and a couple of lines. I prefer the voice in this one but I don't know if its the first or the second.
RichardMNixon 1 year ago
Hehe....gigglesnort XD
BloodMoonWolf2 1 year ago
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Comes off like a really bad MST3K homage, really.
CanadienDestroyer 2 years ago
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Yeah. It's brutally unfunny. I'm a great lover of comedy, and this isn't it.
phlagm2 2 years ago
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Wait, at 1:33, does he say, "Dumbledore the half Dead" again, or does he say, "Dumbledore the half Gay"?
KatRaccoon 2 years ago
the former
DCProductions2 2 years ago
Hardcastle McCormick WTF
eruption257 2 years ago 4
Wait, where can I find the original? I love it so much, and this one is like slightly disappointing. I mean, it's still funny, but you know.
Dubhlaine 2 years ago
I agree; I would also like to find the original.
hayleymar 2 years ago
I kinda like the original better. Maybe I'm just used to it.
george42 3 years ago 2
ya it seems like people always like the one they heard first. i like this one just cuz i think he goes overboard with the voice in the original
abraves119 2 years ago 4
Ahhh...the original. What a relief. What is that other horse shit mockery of Wizard People that's on YouTube? It ain't good that's for sure.
MintyHippo73 3 years ago
Actually, this is the newer recording.
1pknail 3 years ago 2
Well, it's the original to me - I heard this one first and I think this version is actually better than the older one. I realize that people's opinions vary on this, though.
ThePattyO 3 years ago 5
This paradox of babiness and power! haha
ynrfan111 3 years ago
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It is a DELUMINATOR duh.
lindseytrelease2 3 years ago
No, it's a Street Darkener. Pay attention.
EricNinden 3 years ago 23
yeah, its a Street Darkener ya fool!
georgemiser 3 years ago
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rolfcopter4991 2 years ago
waooosh! the terrible cousin spills his ass into the cage!
dougdougmann 3 years ago 18
This is one of the funniest things ive ever seen. I would like to be able to see the whole thing in its entirety
oceangirlsch 3 years ago 3
If you go on Google and search "Harry Potter narration", the first link that comes up should be it; it gives you the links to the audio files (there are two, labeled as Disc One and Disc Two). Just mute the movie and play the narration along with the muted movie.
vandownbyriver 3 years ago 2
this is so much better than the other version on youtube.
penkwin 3 years ago 6
check out the zoo's new acquisition!
conjuringnomad 3 years ago
Ho ho, dear reader
Hexada 3 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahhahaha xD
Nedev 3 years ago 2
Glass-be-gone spell!
ProudAnselmo 4 years ago
lol borderline retarded
booey104 4 years ago
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It is like Harry Potter on crack and I absolutly loves it!!! ^_^ If only it Snakes was naked
Magnetolover 4 years ago
"a giant burmese leapord snake"
aaah haha
missactryte 4 years ago
wizard people illegal art
andypandapanda 4 years ago
"Dumbledore accepts the swaddled child like the delicate button of an atomic bomb. His bowels tense..."
lmao
deoxyribonuclease 4 years ago 2
It is a little too quiet. But still awesome! Gonna try to watch them all.
tboncek 4 years ago
Waoosh!!! omfg. this is friggin hilarious.
mayala337 4 years ago
i love it 2
bulletkip 4 years ago
This is one of the most amazing things I've ever witnessed.
yourwhitenoise 4 years ago 5
like a poem...
patrickzampetti 4 years ago
ROFl oh man that funny. Wait in the fricken car Hagar! lol
srJak 4 years ago
"glass be gone spell" haha
HollyBeth14 4 years ago
"His face... is the worst."
mattstan 4 years ago 2
Uncle pigfat
lol
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i like it it is sad and it reminds me of my friend that saddly was killed last year because of reading chain letters and now that you have read this eshe will slowly kill you by everytime you hear a ring in your ear she will make your life shorter by a day post this on five different vidios to be saved sorry
sasukezahotie 4 years ago
"...and now, perched upon his sky-leopard!"
Brilliant.
betweenhispaws 4 years ago
Glass be back spell! LOL!!!
ketann1973 4 years ago
brucking frilliant
Amarventris 4 years ago
I agree with everything that occurs here.
moistandwanting 4 years ago
You have to watch the whole thing with it. Its amazing. You also might need to be a bit drunk. But either way. FANTASTIC
MeetMeinMontauk88 4 years ago
Oh, my! This is just too funny.
Clarificus 4 years ago
this is beyond description. Oh my.
dreamsofoddity 4 years ago
I can't believe how good this shit is. AMAZING.
kittyprydex 4 years ago
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this is gay and stupid...
TheBigK33 4 years ago
YOU'RE GAY AND STUPID! D: This is awesome!
XenZakki 4 years ago 3
"Providence must have cast a glass-be-back spell, 'cause take a look at the zoo's new acquisition...It is a play--a tragic comedy--The Lament of Roast Beefy O'Weefy!" LMAO
VladekMeyer83 4 years ago
Chunks of demands splatter on his parents faces'
robertn515 4 years ago 2
NEELY RULES THE DAY!
helgun1 4 years ago
sex < brad neely
misterpickles530 4 years ago
The new version is better... his voice is too shaky in this one.
Nightblade36 4 years ago
I kinda like the shakiness. It gives the whole thing character.
megacharizard 4 years ago
"sucking is nothing that Harry wants to do" hahaha
jeangeenie 4 years ago
"walks with dignity despite his age and atire"
hahahahahahaha
jts1432 4 years ago
"will his talents ever stop emerging"?
jeangeenie 4 years ago
Very well done. Excellent script writing.
djeserkare 4 years ago
"wait in the frickin car if he has to"
classic
MarMar828 4 years ago
haha he is indeed a mean little puke and is borderline retarded
MadmanMoon 4 years ago
lol
"you might mistake him for a giant hairy truck"
XDDD
seajolly 4 years ago
brad neely is god.
kingofcramers 4 years ago
Dumbledor-r-r-r-r-r. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
tonitoninomi 4 years ago
this is great. he needs to do all of the movies.
mafoofoo12 4 years ago
This section and the end of the Quidditch match are the best parts of "Wizard People, Dear Reader" - VOTED FIVE.
salvagebar 4 years ago
Heh, Brad Neely's a Texan, not Canadian.
Stevoisfree 4 years ago
Harry, the wizard who is destined to vanquish all evil and if he so wish bring it back again.
HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S STONE!
chapter 2
LOVE!!!
Chars98 4 years ago
Humanity's bulbs... I love it!
Gongsunsheng 4 years ago
His bowels tense... no false moves here.
r34lpolitik 4 years ago
awesum! dumbledore is a zombie!XD
jncosideout 4 years ago
the simile is a probably a little too Canadian for most people to get, but it sounds a little like Stuart McLean doing a book on tape after taking just a few too many scotches. Very epic and humourous at the same time, even without the intended video accompaniment - I often listen to it on my ipod during long trips.
caligo641 4 years ago
Oddly enough the voice is apparently based on Steven Jesse Bernstein, a very, very, strange poet.
mixmastermind 2 years ago
You know, theese audio-books are very similar to the hungarian Harry Potter parody books, 'Heri Kókler'. Even with Hary beeing a the most powerful being, Vernom's name change very time mentioned, and often talks to the readers :D
Hepathos 4 years ago
It is like listening to poetry that's 200-percent less retarded than real poetry. Brad Neely, you are my comedic messiah.
jayjayjay 4 years ago 2
<3 one of my favorite voiceovers EVER. It's so weird that WPDR made it to youtube!
imharrietthespy 5 years ago
most excellent. I would like to see a full voice over of the movie.
3ffervescent 5 years ago
oh my god does is get any better!
psychomelodramajean 5 years ago
XDDDD I can't hold back the laughter XDDDD
yoyochickens 5 years ago
the whole soundtrack is available on his illegal art page (just google "wizard people illegal art") :)
amnesiacsmuzak 5 years ago
lol, all I can say is LOL!
xerina13 5 years ago
I want to have Neely's babies plz.
SheIsTheWalrus 5 years ago
Gigglesnort
iamconformist 5 years ago
oh my god thank you. i can never get it matched up quite right when i watch it.
chemicalcalisthenics 5 years ago
It took my roommate and I a few tries too. It's kinda hard when not using a CD,oddly enough!
eexlebots 5 years ago
@eexlebots I've found that Apple products work really perfect as well, whether its iTunes or an iPod.
redreh 1 year ago
I think this might be one of the best things ever. Does anyone know where it is from?
jwizzzle 5 years ago
its Brad Neely's 'Wizard People, Dear Readers'.
chemicalcalisthenics 5 years ago