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  • vi svenskar svär inte så mycket. lol

  • lololol

  • hahaha That's hilarious!

  • Worthless...

  • That's stupid :)

  • I agree... that was stupid and unnecessary for whatever that mess was at the end. The chef skit was good all by itself.

  • This guy always scared me...

  • Fabio??why him??

  • why are the 2 highest rated comments both douche bags who take shit too seriously? This shit is funny! Youtube of full of goofy videos so stop bitchin and move the fuck on!!

    The Swedish chef died of aids like a 8 yrs ago anyway!!

  • I wonder if this pisses off Swedes?

  • @straygypsy

    Yeah! Ofc it does! This is fucking awful! Why would you destroy such an awesome show with beeps and shitty music!? O.o Swedish chef is so funny 8D Even though I can barely understand a word he's saying .______.

  • You sir, ruined an awesome scene...

  • this was funny the way it was.... the beeping is really annoying

  • Haters gonna hate!

    I loved the censoring! why only have the original online, when you can have both!?

    Haters: Stop whining you fucking pansies ;)

  • TROLOLOLOLO LOL OL OLL OOOOOOOL O LO HOHO OHO HOOOOO

  • you should be slapped in the face and be banned from ever getting to watch muppet videos ever again for this travesty.

    you should be ashamed.

  • haha sticks his hand up his bumhole

  • did you do that censor at 0:11

  • was funny up until 1:04

  • @goldenhitman Without a doubt!

  • hey don't hate. I thought it was hilarious. I f you don't like it then find another video to complain on. kthanksbye -_____________- smh

  • most epic swedish chef video EVER!

  • >:/ that's not funny at all fecker

  • Thumbs up for the bleeps, but thumbs down for the dumb music. Try again.

  • what the hell

  • fuck off asshole (beep) motherfucker..

  • The music at the end killed it. WHY????

  • 266 Swedish don't like this..

  • Hahahaha ;D I miss this guy!

  • yes people do I'm one of them

  • The best on!!!

  • i dident like it ost

  • What song is at the end of the video?

  • cock muncher.. 

  • Damm turtle had a canon..lol halarious

  • I like the bleeps. Its ironic- you yanks don't really get irony though do you?

  • I'm going to switch some things up a bit. Ready? 343 people missed the dislike button :O

  • its kinda funny with the bleeps as to appear hes swearing lol.Dont get the music at the end tho

  • 342 people are stupid.

  • I was going to watch this then i saw the real one in the sidebar.

  • bork bork bork

    bork bork do-de-do

    bork bork.... (scoffs) F***!

  • för vi svenskar är gryma

  • don't like.

  • So, lemme get this straight; you thought it 'clever' to mix the Swedish Chef, with ...rap music, and Fabio...

    As this began playing, I was gonna say 'how can anyone dislike the Swedish Chef...' It's really mind-blowing how dumb people can be. NOT funny, NOT clever, NOT ...anything. Just leave the damn chef ALONE!

  • ROFL

  • ... what teh fook. I actually quite enjoyed it until the music came on -_-

  • this sucks...

  • i liked the original best, the bleeps were pretty funny .....an then the music failed the whole thing.

  • @TheGreenodin agreed XD.

  • Ok I'm gonna be in the minority here and say I liked this, I think some of the bleeps were done at the right time (whether you meant to or not) and actually worked. However... THE MUSIC AT THE END SUCKED! LoL. Oh well, still I thought the rest was good for a laugh

  • That was stupid! What have you done?!

  • Next to the left

  • You wrecked this with the stupid beeps. Thumbs down.

  • its like turtling with tanks in Starcraft xD

  • i like the beeps but not the music

  • lol he say mother beeper at 0:56

  • turtle?? oh F***

  • Yeah because censored curses are so much fun >.>

    Not.

    Sorry.

  • I think this is a RIOT!!!! Could do without the music at the end, but I laugh myself silly everytime I watch it!

  • lol " okaaay **** **** "

  • lol!!!!!!!

  • dry

  • WTF?

  • the original was funny this was too but the video humor was killed with the song at the end.

  • Great clip,and the end is cool :)

  • i heard the swedish chef say whats that?

  • Stupid with those biips and the song at the end

  • This is why the Swedish Chef is so awesome

  • LOL *holds turtle head and knife hits table*CRAP

  • HALARIOUS!.... until the end 2 stars

  • Turtle was fairly hood

  • Pretty funny lol. Would've been better if not for that crap song at the end. It didn't make any sense

  • best vid ever

  • holy beep! thars alot of beeping wards in thar! espeshly wen he put hes hand in the tertel shell

    ( I am a kid so dont think im just a stuped adelt! )

  • @donboy2009

    are you dyslexic?

  • One word: MEH!

  • People don't search YouTube for 'Swedish Chef' in order to watch clumsily 'bleeped' videos with annoying music inserted at the end.

  • @atimholt

    Then dont watch. wait, thats much to simple.

  • ok we all get that he isnt speaking swedish so stop saying it

  • that's what is ment to be the funny bit

  • Rap sucks, almost as much as those that claim that it qualifies as music.

    Great video though, aside from the crap sound at the end.

  • amen. wanna Musicky? RIDE OF THE VALKYRIE...WAGNER!!!

  • it wasnt a turtle, it was really a blastoise!

  • I still found it relatively funny, but the music was really shitty, because rap just sucks in the first place. 4 out of 5.

  • right, it all makes perfect sense. grow up a little you whiny girl.

  • Told you! Still immature about it!

  • Ooo, "told you" is real mature! Good boy! You really are going far in life. What is your education level buddy? I believe we are contenders for the gold medal in the special olympics, this is some good competition I am experiencing!

  • -_-"

  • @MarcellusHellraiser dadada goldy medol...medel...middle....BWAA­AAAAAAAAAAAwawawawawawa

  • he shuveld hes hand up turtels ass

  • thanks Captain Obvious.

    oh and thanks

    Crap Education

  • yeah

    this is swedish!! come on!! sweden rocks!!

  • swedish chef never speaks swedish now he just said kom kom kom that means come come come

  • nu ska du dö Means in swedish now your gonna die

  • they messed it up in the last seconds

  • I have to agree, it's not as funny with the bleeped out words. And that song is just fail.

  • this was funnier without the random censoring...and DEFIANTLY without that music at the end

  • @xaviorbat mmmmmmmmm i disagree

  • @xaviorbat That garbage at the end *definitely* ruined it!

  • i looked up Nu ska du dö, and it means now your gonna die

  • How random

  • yea sorry,

    your editdidn't make it funnier.

    sorry.

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  • Your "edit" of this video is terrible. Die in a fire.

  • I agree. Not funny anymore.

  • i'm seriously amazed that thats really sweedish,like bork is like away from what i know,its so awesome!!!

  • he uses 5 swedish word.

    ''kom kom kom kom,nu ska du dö''

    And even then he sounds like a drunk guy that talks with a very, very strong dialect from the northen part of sweden.

  • He don´t speak swedish the only thing he says on swedish is kom kom kom and soppa. U can hear kom kom kom at 0:48.

    Kom kom kom means come come come

  • He actually threatens the turtel in swedish (first time he's spoken real frases) He sais "Nu ska du dö" which meens now you're gonna get it or now you're gonna die

    Swedish chef ftw

  • When did the Swedish start cussing? & I would mess with that turtle you never know what he's got in that shell!!

  • he never did. I have another clip of this one without beeps on it, they were added in later.

  • I meant to say wouldn't!!

  • ROFLOLZZZ!

  • kom kom kom kom = come come come come ... haha im from sweden and i love the swedish chef!

  • (Swedish Chef puts hand on turtle)

    (hand gets trapped on turtle)

    PANKO! A-*beep* co-*beep* wort wort *beep*!

  • all was great exept the ending

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  • Comon out $%#$@#!

  • LOFL!!!

  • Beep beep beep

  • that wasnt crated by u. u only fucked the original, which was better.

  • Song?

  • lol dj Khaled

  • i like turdles

  • DUDE hes my homie (vadåra? haha)

  • dude that's comady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • hahaha

  • this is how I prepare turtles.

  • lol , he looks like my business teacher, XD

  • uh bork da bork, where the f*ck did that come from. right when i thought i couldn't get better culinary inspiration than from Gordon Ramsey or Emeril, here's world famous swedish chef.

  • He could be like gordon ramsay!!! Love it!!!

  • No way Gordon Ramsey is as cool as the swedish chef XD

  • LMAO!!! Dude the Swedish Chef is my homeboy!

  • comin out teh BEEP means comin out the a**

  • BORK BORK BORK!

  • What did you do to this muppets scene? It was so cool and you just added bleeps. I fail to see the creativity here.

  • ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! this is the most awesome thing i have ever seen. and fabio at the end, nice touch!

  • We don't eat turtles! :( They are our friends, second "We don't talk like that".

    And third: We're not naked! But if we would you probably would like us to!

  • They don't make 'em like they used to! Brilliant.

  • wtf

  • LOOOOOOOOLED

  • Blastoise XD

  • Poor little turtle. He's having a rough day. ;-)

  • It's the Sweedish Gordon Ramsey

  • Greatest video. Ever.

  • "Beep", from Oklahoma, U.S.A.

    Peace to everyone!

  • LOL! you can just imagine what he's saying even without the beeps

  • Dang that turtle so gangsta

  • Too funny!

  • When his hand seems to get stuck inside, the turtle's head pops out the opposite end. Not sure I wanna know what *really* happened in there... ;)

  • THis is funny shits man!!!!

  • the swedish chef is the best puppet ever =D

  • it don't get no better than that one,by far the best.

  • my favorite by far. good job man. keep it up

  • omg.... that's funny man, "I'm so hood"

    Please make more of these.

  • Lol

  • lol MORT MORT MORT!

  • The muppet Gordon Ramsay

  • hahaha nice lol

  • hahahaah the besttttt

  • what's with the beeps?

    there's a video here clips free, much better.

  • I think it should simulate that he's swearing...

  • thats doesnt seem like muppet's humor material- i think someone added it in

  • the beeps do make it funnier

  • lol i almost died

  • Haha! I love the Swedish chef!!!!

  • the turtle becomes a turret

  • lawl i love teh swedish chef he cracks me up

  • man i was laughing for ages!!! funny as

  • 31-35 is the funniest

  • I like the original clip better!

  • same here

  • i dont get the whole fabio thing

  • thats not a nice version of the clip...

  • Hahahaha :DXD

  • PANZER ALARM!!!