@gjj101 lol. have you found the lord? no. has he really answered your prayers? or do you THINK he did, when infact it was luck. have you heard him in a non superstitios way? has jesus showed himself? there is absolutly no proof that the bible is true. and alot of it HAS BEEN DISPROVEN. we athiests put true scientifical evidince to our claims. when i was young i only belived in god becouse i was told to. not out of free will. i want proof before i believe in something.
@TheMikedomann now i know you have posted this over a month ago but if you do not mind me saying this but though religion is all really how much you belive in somthing now I am a christian to a certain extent I know about the big bang theory and darwin's theory of evolution and do know that we all didn't come from adam and eve but some scientist have one big question and this is where my religion kicks in what was before the big bang and what created it
@ThePsychoticScyth396 Yeah it is actually quite correlated with substance abuse during pregnancy as well as other pregnancy complications. But if it doesn't make you feel good just go ahead and ignore whats true.
@ThePsychoticScyth396 Hi sweetie! Let me spell it out for you pumpkin. It was a contrast sweet heart. Don't let it overwhelm you. Thus the the phrase "it is actually quite correlated with..." Its cool. Its not like I would expect you to think yourself capable of making choices outside of the influences/inclinations of your own biology. That would imply freewill/personal accountability, and therein culpability/respnsibility, thats too much for your head. I understand. Have fun on the internet.
is this trying to take the piss out of English people? sorry I dont mean to piss anyone off but the little people sounded like they had a posh English accent so I was just wondering cuz we really dont talk like that.
Forget my last comment. Back to the video. :) I'm a yank (ah!) , and I realize the stereotypical accents our shows have had, sorry for that. But I don't think we usually notice anyway--or least I don't notice, so I can't discriminate. Like the other said, the accent I guess adds more passion to the words than our abrupt accent. It's for characterization. If it helps, it's not like I'm sitting here thinkin "haha, silly English". Also, the jokes are funny and smart, they're cool characters to me
A massive prank will be pulled on "comedian" Fred on youtube.
What is trying to be done is get everyone that has a subscription to fred, to unsubscribe. If this is succsesful, then it will make the news, cause controversy, and best of all, destroy fred!
Alpha I find it odd too. If they want to talk about reliion make your own website or go to a religous one-.- Don't make non-belivers, or athiasts as were called>:{, have to listen to ur crap about god is true and all other stuff is..may i cuss?
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Don't you people understand that god loves us all no matter what you say or think of him. 1) absolute moral truth exists; 2) the Bible is completely accurate in all of the principles it teaches; 3) Satan is considered to be a real being or force, not merely symbolic; 4) a person cannot earn their way into heaven by trying to be good or do good works; 5) Jesus Christ lived a sinless life on earth; and 6) God is the all-knowing, all-powerful creator of the world who still rules the universe today.
Clearly you don't understand that I was calling you one of your hated "fags" or "trannies" by telling you not to hurt yourself on the way down, meaning as you fell off the cliff. And why not defend them? And why are you against em? Little 13 year old thinks it's cool?
And you have the right to decide who goes to hell and for what reasons right? Are you the new age messiah? And for your information, gays can't HELP being gay. But I'm sure your all wise and knowledgeable self new that eh?
There is a difference between going against your religion and deciding that all people who don't believe in the same thing as you deserve to rot for eternity. I used to believe in god but events in my life have changed that. And yes you have the right to decide if YOU want to go to Heaven or Hell, but you have NO right to tell other people to go there for their beliefs. And those gay people turned straight, aren't happy buddy. They are what you call "faking" It's who they are, they can't help it
Amen to that. You can't 'help' being gay. 0.0 And this oh so Godly person you're talking to can't be that Godly if they want to get rid of gays just because they're...against them?? What an ass. I hate when people put themselves on a high and mighty pedestal. The bibles all about loving God. Not trying to mess with other peoples lifestyles. Make yourself perfect before you go bugging others, gjj101. Throw your danged stone when YOU'RE without sin and stop trying to fix everyone else.
You can assume as you wish I only know the basics I'm not sin free and nobody else is. I don't care what you say or think about me because everyone has a different opinion.
@gjj101 your bible says god created everything and loves his creations. why did he create sin and the gay gene? he also made sin plesureable.
if someone has been good all there life, done nothing wrong. but just happens to be an athiest or not believe in god? for its justice to make them rot in hell for eternity. torture is a sin. god is freaking sinning.
evolution is a long strand of adaptations. adaptations have been proven. there fore evolution is real. i am running out of characters
@gjj101 I am not an Anti Christ, I am an Atheist. Nothing you can do or say can change that. I am not accusing you of trying to do this though. I used to be a Christian. My parents enforced it. I sought the truth as you did. I did not find it in the Bible. I found it in Science. Noone will ever know wether god is real or not, because you cease to exist once you die.
@TheMikedomann Next time you read the Bible do it with your eye's open or your glasses on go to church and listen to the message don't put your mind in another place. You have fallen into bad peer pressure as I have in the past I've grown up and matured more and I think for myself now if Christianity didn't make sense to me and I didn't know for a fact it was true I wouldn't be talking to you and all these other people who judge me.
@TheMikedomann Evolution has been and always will be nothing but a theory created by Charles Darwin who accepted the lord into his heart on his deathbed, in other words he admitted that he lied about the whole big bang theory. The truth is I know I'm going to Heaven when I die because I accepted Jesus Christ into my heart. I have the holy spirit in my heart and the faith to die for what I believe in, the selflessness to put God first then my family then everybody else in the world before myself
@gjj101 lol Adaptations have been proven look it up. Therefore Evolution has been proven. Evolution is a long strand of adaptations. The animals with the adaptaitons are more likely to survive and the ones without it die out. Then that adaptaition is passed on to the next generaion untill you get something advanced like a shark or a human. It is more logical to turn into dust than an angel. I respect your religion and may you live a good life. =3
@gjj101 Two things wrong with your claims you degenerate savage:
1: Charles Darwin was in fact a Christian, he simply believed that the creator god set up hardships to promote adaptation in lieu of an actual design. As you can see, this worked out quite well considering how far we've come.
2: The claim that he was an atheist, and converted on his death bed was apocryphal as any historian, or any jackass with access to google will tell you.
@ODOACERCORP In summary, mankind can embrace intellectual enlightenment and still do good deeds, as well as worship a benevolent diety. The best way to do good deeds by far is to be smart about it, praying for rain in a drought is much simpler and easier than building irrigation to route water to that area, however its much less likely to work.
do u truly believe that they choose to be gay? because they absolutely most certainly do not. Its not a choice, its who you are. Its in no way different from sexism or even racism because the person can't help who they are, they are born that way.
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I don't think of it as being "gay" I think of it as being confused, maybe its just gender confusion. You can help who you are anyone can change, being gay is a sin it says so in the Bible if you read it you would know it fits together to perfectly to be made up.
-_- God has made us the way we are, Why would he purposely make someone and force them to sin? Being gay isnt a choice! >:/ people like you, acting as if you are the perfect Christian when you probable dont even know all ten commandments by heart!
It is a sin it goes back to the story of Adam and Eve I'm far from perfect, I never once said I was perfect. Being gay is a choice its mainly confusian as I've said. I do know the ten commandments, Christians are supposed to set good examples and show others that God died for your sins.2 Corinthians 5:15 Christ died for all so that those who live would not continue to live for themselves. He died for them and was raised from the dead so that they would live for him.
god created man and the devil and hevens and all that crap
god also created sin and made it pleasurable? wtf.
humans started sinning so god had to send his son down to die for the sins when god coulda fixed it himself? what the fuck?
god sends people to burn in pain and agony in hell as eternal torture for not believing god. Satan temps people to do bad things. god is more evil than satan
@YoshiRBeast same thing with furries. it is said in the oh so fake bible that god loves all his creatons. it also said god made everything! god made people gay!!
why did he even allow us to sin? did the almighty god not build hevean big enough?
atheists need evidince behind there claims. adaptations have been proven!
evolution is a long strand of adaptations! EVOLUTION HAS BEEN PROVEN. that alone disproves a large chunk of the bible. much more has been disproven aswell
@gjj101 so for I see, so if someone is a good person all their life, and they've done absolutely nothing wrong, and they just so happen to gay, for you it's JUSTICE to make them spend an eternity burning in agony. Yes, god has done that to millions of people, and Satan decided to give god the finger. Well I would have, too.
poor koala bear, he's was at the wrong place at the wrong time
raeven1212 2 months ago 2
THIS IS MONTY PYTHON LEVEL STUFF, ITS AWESOME!!
lopendepaddo 3 months ago
this was an absolute work of fucking genius!
lopendepaddo 3 months ago
Love this!! Me and my friend quote it all the time! Unfortunatly, I'm the one that lands one a koala bear and gets killed with a rock!! XD
dreamergurl961 4 months ago
lol
PurpleDragonAngel 4 months ago
wtf is up with the second guy and killing...and rocks??
waddup391 4 months ago
How DARE you, sir?! I LEAPED with FITHER!
BishYouWish 8 months ago
Shouldve had a redbull. It gives you wings, you know. ^^
bella92siepre 8 months ago
44 people had their moms shagged.
14doranc 9 months ago
@14doranc Everybody's mom has been shagged, Sherlock.
RunicAxe 8 months ago
"I"m okay!"
"Surely, you jest! For all I see is an OCEAN of CRIMSON!" lmao
sneakypreacher 9 months ago
is there a part 1????
boomer9889 1 year ago
@boomer9889 Indeed there is.
sneakypreacher 9 months ago
damn british... (:l)
WizardScience 1 year ago
no redbull, no happy ending
PreedyM2k 1 year ago
@PreedyM2k this guy is right
WizardScience 1 year ago
I swere this is straight out of a montey python skit... Kudos for being as classic funny as them.
skyguy15 1 year ago
hi joe
daltonpeterson1 1 year ago
Oh, perhaps you would like to discuss it /furthah/!
Yes, I would!
--with my /fathah/!
No, not at all!
BongaFish 1 year ago
dad this guy said he shagged mom
thehegarty87 1 year ago
As I can recall, You can leap like a gazell and I can bench press 400 pounds. LOL couldnt stop laughin, but dont they use metric in england?
69meat 1 year ago
@69meat
No they use British unitis. Though the scientific community and government have adopted the French metric system.
JamesThWilliams 1 year ago
@JamesThWilliams Well sorry!
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"DAD! This guys says he shagged mum!"
Thump thump thump thump {throws huge rock}
Can't stop laughing
JDSJIN 1 year ago
Friendship renewwwwwwww!!!!! Basta...! (Thump!)
LGee14 1 year ago
"DAD! This guys says he shagged mum!"
Thump thump thump thump {throws huge rock}
Can't stop laughing
HeavyMetalRedneck666 1 year ago 2
i love this one lmfao
MsHolly14 1 year ago
it is true that you can not disprove god. it is also impossible to disprove a flying spaghetti monster.
on the contrary, evolution HAS been proven.
LentilsOverkill 1 year ago
you need to make the one on the right suffer a little instead of the one on the left all the time kinda gets boring
jerryguy771 1 year ago
sucka!
TheBeak100 1 year ago
deceased pouched mammal.
PopeKurt 1 year ago
i find this video very amusing.
mildpace 1 year ago
The gap series are on my top 5 favorites from joe! Why did joe take down the webstie?
BTW, do you have a canoe I could borrow please?
swiftjeff 1 year ago
they sound gay
AwesomeGuy810 1 year ago
you. can run. and leap! like a gazelle!! lmfaooooo
loveless719 1 year ago
"Dad this guy says he shagged mom!"
theBabybu2ful 1 year ago
"Dad! This guy says he Shagged Mom!" *Stomp stomp stomp. Throws rock* -DIE-
XD EPIC!!!! Nice friends! :P Love it. ;)
LovexMexSexy 1 year ago
I wish I talked like this.
Telilax 1 year ago
i faded out on what they were talking about in 15 seconds
bananaboi5 1 year ago
is this monty python?! XD
Hawkins214 2 years ago
HOW DARE YOU SIR!
Hashishi17 2 years ago
good videos
lilman102030 2 years ago
i love thy scenes :)
Happysilly 2 years ago
What python sketch is this copied from?/
finnsia 2 years ago
none, this is actually orignal :)
JustGoku 2 years ago 2
nah i was the one who shagged his mum
Sparta672 2 years ago
"Dad this guy said he shagged mom."
perfect4miss4meador 2 years ago 2
lol
Oobers9532 2 years ago 2
DAD THIS GUY SAID HE SHAGED MOM! thump thump thump thump thump thump (throws rock over edge) SPLAT
katanaqwag 2 years ago 2
...his heart wasn't in it...
mcrbabe17 2 years ago 2
This was pretty funny. Poor koala bear.
theboombody 2 years ago 3
why does the one on the left always die?
kenbear2725 2 years ago
and now i feel like watching some monthy python videos :3
supadupastrika36 2 years ago
i always feel like watching monthy python
freddakiko 2 years ago
my thoughts exactly! ^_^
GlassMusume 2 years ago
dead peoples.... i'm hungry
xXxQueenxChaosxXx 2 years ago
how dare you sir!! LMFAO!!
penguinfreak8 2 years ago
DAD! this guy said that he shagged motha!!! LMAO hilarious
jazzy7543 2 years ago 7
how did u get a - ?... I wanted 2 say that.
Chocl8215 2 years ago
i guess som1 didnt like the comment so they put a thumbs down on it.
jazzy7543 2 years ago
o man his dad is huge!!
PouncingPuma27 2 years ago
how dare u sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao
shrimpjebus 2 years ago
lol
mxkev125 2 years ago
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha love the end (what better way to make some one shut up then with a big bolder)
G40rc3 2 years ago 2
BAAAAAAASTARD!!!!!! Lol
Waluigi943isBack 2 years ago 4
daaaaad! this guy sez he shagged mum! XD best bit
Razamelia 2 years ago
i love this diction
zrogoszinski 2 years ago
lol pwnt
Potatonaught 2 years ago
haha i saw it pointless untill i saw the end funny
pookylover626 2 years ago
perhaps mein heart hadn't the fortitude spending the last seven fortnights shagging UR MUM!!!
quilava193 2 years ago 16
"Yes! Hello father!! This guy said he spent fortnights shagging mum!!"
purpleretnies 2 years ago 2
@quilava193 i went down when he said that and saw your comment as he said it. freaking perfect
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wtf was that about?????? =P
bulletrod68 2 years ago
lol great
animefreakofasia 2 years ago
I can't wait for BtG 3.
saintpancake 2 years ago 2
just plain crazy! :D
Berostym 2 years ago 2
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Yet there all confused and need to find the Lord.
gjj101 2 years ago
@gjj101 you can find something that isnet there. fucking moron
ThePsychoticScyth396 1 year ago
@gjj101 lol. have you found the lord? no. has he really answered your prayers? or do you THINK he did, when infact it was luck. have you heard him in a non superstitios way? has jesus showed himself? there is absolutly no proof that the bible is true. and alot of it HAS BEEN DISPROVEN. we athiests put true scientifical evidince to our claims. when i was young i only belived in god becouse i was told to. not out of free will. i want proof before i believe in something.
TheMikedomann 1 year ago
@TheMikedomann now i know you have posted this over a month ago but if you do not mind me saying this but though religion is all really how much you belive in somthing now I am a christian to a certain extent I know about the big bang theory and darwin's theory of evolution and do know that we all didn't come from adam and eve but some scientist have one big question and this is where my religion kicks in what was before the big bang and what created it
christopher1huggins 1 year ago
@christopher1huggins Evolution has been proven, I know that has nothing to do with what u just sad
TheMikedomann 1 year ago
@christopher1huggins
Quantum fluctuations.
JamesThWilliams 1 year ago
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If your gay your going to Hell its not genetic you can not be born gay its just confusion.
gjj101 2 years ago
@gjj101 if you think you choose to be gay then you relly need to get your nose out of that storybook and read something thats true.
ThePsychoticScyth396 1 year ago
@ThePsychoticScyth396 Yeah it is actually quite correlated with substance abuse during pregnancy as well as other pregnancy complications. But if it doesn't make you feel good just go ahead and ignore whats true.
40ozAficionado 1 year ago
@40ozAficionado i dident say anything about drugs. -_- moron
ThePsychoticScyth396 1 year ago
@ThePsychoticScyth396 Hi sweetie! Let me spell it out for you pumpkin. It was a contrast sweet heart. Don't let it overwhelm you. Thus the the phrase "it is actually quite correlated with..." Its cool. Its not like I would expect you to think yourself capable of making choices outside of the influences/inclinations of your own biology. That would imply freewill/personal accountability, and therein culpability/respnsibility, thats too much for your head. I understand. Have fun on the internet.
40ozAficionado 1 year ago
is this trying to take the piss out of English people? sorry I dont mean to piss anyone off but the little people sounded like they had a posh English accent so I was just wondering cuz we really dont talk like that.
EmosInc252 2 years ago 2
Forget my last comment. Back to the video. :) I'm a yank (ah!) , and I realize the stereotypical accents our shows have had, sorry for that. But I don't think we usually notice anyway--or least I don't notice, so I can't discriminate. Like the other said, the accent I guess adds more passion to the words than our abrupt accent. It's for characterization. If it helps, it's not like I'm sitting here thinkin "haha, silly English". Also, the jokes are funny and smart, they're cool characters to me
ShmellyEggz 2 years ago 2
i dont think so cos there are no koalas in england...
CrazyLittleChipmunk 2 years ago 22
lol, you're right
Mwahohoho 2 years ago 3
@CrazyLittleChipmunk Ever think they might be Australian? :D
Judes6647 1 year ago
@CrazyLittleChipmunk Fuck you.
mmiicc0 10 months ago
@CrazyLittleChipmunk Neither are there two guys trying to get across a cliff gap either? At least i don't think there is.
verbioo 7 months ago
Hahaha, the dad hahah
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deathstick19 2 years ago
daaad
this gui sed e shagged mum * dry humps*
4wikawika 2 years ago
to SGRock94 what? koala are not mammals but marsupials? lols what a dumbass lmao....then a bluewhales and dolphins are fish?? ROFL ^_^
happyfrosty10 2 years ago
ummm all marsupials are mammals you dumbass
csmoke1234 2 years ago 2
lol, I didn't even see the other comment yet, but this reply made me laugh
Mwahohoho 2 years ago
oh my... no wonder koala bears are endangered...
i still don't understand why that guys can still trust him... :(
PalominoGirl979 2 years ago
bastarddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Slimjimgirl9005 2 years ago
koala arent mammals they are marsupials srry
SGRock94 2 years ago
they are mammals -.-
they are the "pouched mammals"
koralarts 2 years ago
This is hilarious.
bummercucumber 2 years ago
fuckin iambic pentameter is so annoying! At the end when the guy says he shagged his mom, I was like "FINALLY something from THIS century"
supadude626 2 years ago
lol, 'Breaks my Heeeeeaaaaaarrrttt'
Ajak28Hype 2 years ago
"As does my HeAAAAART!"
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lol i fuck ur mom lol
BigMac652 2 years ago
poor left guy lol
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forrest751 2 years ago
i can't stop watching this xD The voices alone just get me, Cracks me right up.
and then the
"Prehaps mine heart hadn't the fortitute, having spent the last seven fortnights Shagging your mom!"
LOL - How can you not laugh at that xD
MichaelBradley1988 2 years ago 5
Love it x
dolphin1661 2 years ago
id`e shag your mom :)
FlashBangGrenades 2 years ago
Alpha I find it odd too. If they want to talk about reliion make your own website or go to a religous one-.- Don't make non-belivers, or athiasts as were called>:{, have to listen to ur crap about god is true and all other stuff is..may i cuss?
Nomuit 2 years ago
I find it odd that people are talking about religion on a website.
Alphaletto 2 years ago 17
haha queers
tennischamp3 2 years ago
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Don't you people understand that god loves us all no matter what you say or think of him. 1) absolute moral truth exists; 2) the Bible is completely accurate in all of the principles it teaches; 3) Satan is considered to be a real being or force, not merely symbolic; 4) a person cannot earn their way into heaven by trying to be good or do good works; 5) Jesus Christ lived a sinless life on earth; and 6) God is the all-knowing, all-powerful creator of the world who still rules the universe today.
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bibles bs......I had god in bed :P
wackyjack9 2 years ago
I'm sorry your an idiot and not worth having a conversation with :)
gjj101 2 years ago 7
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hahaha alright gay!!!!!
wackyjack9 2 years ago
no doubt some Monty Python influence in here. good stuff
SammyBoyEEE 2 years ago 4
Lmao. sad day for the one dude
crazychicka666 2 years ago
¬_¬ for the love of......Just fucking LAUGH!
Stop finding things to fucking moan at X_x
Stupid idiots....
MichaelBradley1988 2 years ago
heloo my name is stev
HHamanyy 2 years ago
i know whats coming but i still watch it lol
patrickloughlin 2 years ago
lol
TwoPintsTelevision 2 years ago
lol
Sasuke0Stalker 2 years ago
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gjj101 2 years ago
Dont hurt yourself on the way down then :D
MattHutzell 2 years ago
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gjj101 2 years ago
Clearly you don't understand that I was calling you one of your hated "fags" or "trannies" by telling you not to hurt yourself on the way down, meaning as you fell off the cliff. And why not defend them? And why are you against em? Little 13 year old thinks it's cool?
MattHutzell 2 years ago
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gjj101 2 years ago
go fuck yourself
GOD IS DEAD muhahaha
VDVShaun 2 years ago
And you have the right to decide who goes to hell and for what reasons right? Are you the new age messiah? And for your information, gays can't HELP being gay. But I'm sure your all wise and knowledgeable self new that eh?
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gjj101 2 years ago
There is a difference between going against your religion and deciding that all people who don't believe in the same thing as you deserve to rot for eternity. I used to believe in god but events in my life have changed that. And yes you have the right to decide if YOU want to go to Heaven or Hell, but you have NO right to tell other people to go there for their beliefs. And those gay people turned straight, aren't happy buddy. They are what you call "faking" It's who they are, they can't help it
MattHutzell 2 years ago 3
Amen to that. You can't 'help' being gay. 0.0 And this oh so Godly person you're talking to can't be that Godly if they want to get rid of gays just because they're...against them?? What an ass. I hate when people put themselves on a high and mighty pedestal. The bibles all about loving God. Not trying to mess with other peoples lifestyles. Make yourself perfect before you go bugging others, gjj101. Throw your danged stone when YOU'RE without sin and stop trying to fix everyone else.
quibbles1000 2 years ago 2
Thank you for seeing my point wise one :D
MattHutzell 2 years ago
You can assume as you wish I only know the basics I'm not sin free and nobody else is. I don't care what you say or think about me because everyone has a different opinion.
gjj101 2 years ago
If thats your opinion then go with it cause there is obviously no changing your mind about the topic and I'm done trying to explain.
gjj101 2 years ago
Ok deal we shall part with "to each his own"
MattHutzell 2 years ago
@MattHutzell You go person :D
LovexMexSexy 1 year ago
@gjj101 your bible says god created everything and loves his creations. why did he create sin and the gay gene? he also made sin plesureable.
if someone has been good all there life, done nothing wrong. but just happens to be an athiest or not believe in god? for its justice to make them rot in hell for eternity. torture is a sin. god is freaking sinning.
evolution is a long strand of adaptations. adaptations have been proven. there fore evolution is real. i am running out of characters
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gjj101 1 year ago
@gjj101 I am not an Anti Christ, I am an Atheist. Nothing you can do or say can change that. I am not accusing you of trying to do this though. I used to be a Christian. My parents enforced it. I sought the truth as you did. I did not find it in the Bible. I found it in Science. Noone will ever know wether god is real or not, because you cease to exist once you die.
TheMikedomann 1 year ago
@TheMikedomann Next time you read the Bible do it with your eye's open or your glasses on go to church and listen to the message don't put your mind in another place. You have fallen into bad peer pressure as I have in the past I've grown up and matured more and I think for myself now if Christianity didn't make sense to me and I didn't know for a fact it was true I wouldn't be talking to you and all these other people who judge me.
gjj101 1 year ago
@gjj101 You know why I dont believe in god? because Evolution HAS BEEN PROVEN BY SCIENCE, GOD HAS NOT
TheMikedomann 1 year ago
@TheMikedomann
kibukun 1 year ago
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TheMikedomann 1 year ago
@TheMikedomann
lols, sorry bout that, I forgot that I left a blank comment here...
kibukun 1 year ago
@TheMikedomann Evolution has been and always will be nothing but a theory created by Charles Darwin who accepted the lord into his heart on his deathbed, in other words he admitted that he lied about the whole big bang theory. The truth is I know I'm going to Heaven when I die because I accepted Jesus Christ into my heart. I have the holy spirit in my heart and the faith to die for what I believe in, the selflessness to put God first then my family then everybody else in the world before myself
gjj101 1 year ago
@gjj101 lol Adaptations have been proven look it up. Therefore Evolution has been proven. Evolution is a long strand of adaptations. The animals with the adaptaitons are more likely to survive and the ones without it die out. Then that adaptaition is passed on to the next generaion untill you get something advanced like a shark or a human. It is more logical to turn into dust than an angel. I respect your religion and may you live a good life. =3
TheMikedomann 1 year ago
@TheMikedomann Nothing proves anything.
shinodan 1 year ago
@gjj101 Two things wrong with your claims you degenerate savage:
1: Charles Darwin was in fact a Christian, he simply believed that the creator god set up hardships to promote adaptation in lieu of an actual design. As you can see, this worked out quite well considering how far we've come.
2: The claim that he was an atheist, and converted on his death bed was apocryphal as any historian, or any jackass with access to google will tell you.
ODOACERCORP 6 months ago
@ODOACERCORP Okay buddy I've made it clear I'm done talking don't reply to a 2 year old comment please, thanks.
gjj101 6 months ago
@ODOACERCORP In summary, mankind can embrace intellectual enlightenment and still do good deeds, as well as worship a benevolent diety. The best way to do good deeds by far is to be smart about it, praying for rain in a drought is much simpler and easier than building irrigation to route water to that area, however its much less likely to work.
ODOACERCORP 6 months ago
do u truly believe that they choose to be gay? because they absolutely most certainly do not. Its not a choice, its who you are. Its in no way different from sexism or even racism because the person can't help who they are, they are born that way.
YoshiRBeast 2 years ago 3
Exactly very true and well put.
MattHutzell 2 years ago
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I don't think of it as being "gay" I think of it as being confused, maybe its just gender confusion. You can help who you are anyone can change, being gay is a sin it says so in the Bible if you read it you would know it fits together to perfectly to be made up.
gjj101 2 years ago
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BEING gay is not a sin. GAY marriage is
-_- God has made us the way we are, Why would he purposely make someone and force them to sin? Being gay isnt a choice! >:/ people like you, acting as if you are the perfect Christian when you probable dont even know all ten commandments by heart!
moonshade20 2 years ago
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It is a sin it goes back to the story of Adam and Eve I'm far from perfect, I never once said I was perfect. Being gay is a choice its mainly confusian as I've said. I do know the ten commandments, Christians are supposed to set good examples and show others that God died for your sins.2 Corinthians 5:15 Christ died for all so that those who live would not continue to live for themselves. He died for them and was raised from the dead so that they would live for him.
gjj101 2 years ago
@gjj101 the bible in short.
god created man and the devil and hevens and all that crap
god also created sin and made it pleasurable? wtf.
humans started sinning so god had to send his son down to die for the sins when god coulda fixed it himself? what the fuck?
god sends people to burn in pain and agony in hell as eternal torture for not believing god. Satan temps people to do bad things. god is more evil than satan
sounds like the bible is full of crap!
i have read the bible
TheMikedomann 1 year ago
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ur a fag
SEjuggalo 2 years ago
@YoshiRBeast same thing with furries. it is said in the oh so fake bible that god loves all his creatons. it also said god made everything! god made people gay!!
why did he even allow us to sin? did the almighty god not build hevean big enough?
atheists need evidince behind there claims. adaptations have been proven!
evolution is a long strand of adaptations! EVOLUTION HAS BEEN PROVEN. that alone disproves a large chunk of the bible. much more has been disproven aswell
TheMikedomann 1 year ago
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@gjj101 so for I see, so if someone is a good person all their life, and they've done absolutely nothing wrong, and they just so happen to gay, for you it's JUSTICE to make them spend an eternity burning in agony. Yes, god has done that to millions of people, and Satan decided to give god the finger. Well I would have, too.
TheMikedomann 1 year ago
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im not agianst them but dont support them. CAPSLOCK
TheMikedomann 1 year ago
omg omg HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
megantollison 2 years ago
LOLZ................
bluefroggy102 2 years ago
1. Don't trust anyone. 2. what you do behind close doors is your business. No on elses.
gothlover4u 2 years ago
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so their kids?
zentrak1 2 years ago