Top 5 Pierre Mcguire Moments

[ski4life19]

I think Pierre needs a big body presence in his life...

[SwagJuiceBWC]

pierre mcguire fails at life

[emmaroseroberts0210]

WOW can't believe some made a top 5!! U ARE A BAUSS!!!

[macker11]

It's definitely between Kevin Weekes and Pierre for worst commentary. Give em both the award and get them the fuck off TV.

[wovokanarchy]

@macker11 Any clips showing how Weekes is bad?

[Insaneo78]

I miss PM on commentary. He was always entertaining cause you never knew what he was gonna say. Why did he have to go down to yankee doodle land instead of staying in Canada where he belongs. The new announcer they have for the WJC on TSN sucks!

[tetsuokun]

this is missing tavares' magical play

[DRHrockz]

Phaneuf! Crosby! Perry! Bergeron!

[uni4life1619]

ROFL #2 is hilarious, what a freak

[IDF1987]

This is missing "I CAN!"

[Dustin2424]

"and you're an announcer with a long stick"

that comment just broke all gaydars in the province of ontario.

[AEMoreira81]

Number 3 is understandable as goaltenders are rarely taken that high (of course, Price has panned out very well, having already reached 100 wins by age 24). But Number 2 - WTF? And Number 1 - LOLOLOLOL!

[georgeman89]

lol close ur eyes for number one

[gleeson630]

He may be a weirdo but at least he gets excited about the game, he doesnt try to be someone hes not. Besides, its better to laugh at him than hear someone else's dull commentary.

[goinghard101]

@gleeson630 Damn rights. Finally someone on here isnt a 16 yr old guy thinkin thier the hottest shit in the world cause they can poke fun at someone like Pierre who shows emotion and a true love for the game. Do you guys prefer someone who is boring as fuck and doesnt kno anything bout hockey? Bunch a idiots in this world we live in.

[TheAogGuy]

look how close he's standing to him...

[edenr38]

and now carey price is the star in montreal lol what a moron where is he nowadays

[dternus14]

LMAO #2!!! XD

[roboshuffle]

Pretty sure he's drunk during that "long stick" moment with Dutch.

[hskates121]

It's a double dion

[just306in]

AND A BIG MOUTH..... these two are gayy

[just306in]

LOLOL he said your long stick so gay hahahahahaha omg too funny

[bigbadboris]

theres so much more room in that shot....spread it out pierre....come on now

[romoisabiyatch]

also, the announcer didn't have to reply with "and a big mouth".

[romoisabiyatch]

and #2 is the last time Pierre was allowed on TSN. "You're an announcer with a long stick". WTF lol

[JMDFishing913]

#2 was mad awkss.......

[laxlegend93]

i fuckin hate how pierre always screams into the mic lol. p.s he wants to fuck carey price

[tvtvrain]

lol. He said the same thing about price as mcilrath! Watch Mcilrath be the next Shea Weber!

[DevilDriverPyro]

You would die playing the Pierre Mcguire drinking game watching this clip

[Mallet224]

You're an announcer with a long stick from time to time....

Hahahahaha, Dutchy's just like trying to make it less awkward "yeah a big mouth..."

[nyr9teen9d4]

IN #2, HE SAYS THE THING ABOUT THE GUY HAVING A LONG STICK...WTF IS HE THINKING WHEN HE SAYS THAT????

[excitationz]

"right off the reservation"? is that some sort of jab at Price being part aboriginal?

Mcguire is a bloody annoying idiot... typical over-the-top big-mouth American, thank god he's on NBC now.

[avsrule247]

Well I'm certainly not going to miss him at this year's WJC.

[gfsfg111]

Pierre McGuire - Biggest idiot on the planet.

[billvill61]

Biggest douche in hockey.

[Grabbabba]

1:50 is #1 hands down! Only Pierre would be stupid enough to say something like that!

[nostalgicdrummer]

he is seriously clueless about personal space

[LeafsRapsJays7]

man his reaction to that save was nuthin compared to mine, i was going insane haha

[dkuforiji90]

#2 WTF!!??!!!! creepiest thing i have EVER seen.

[Jd656]

#2 Pierre: "I just like to be close to you and think of your big stick"

[esham2001]

LOL Pierre, acts likes hes best buds with all the players. I can't wait til one of the days a puck hits him in his little circular glasses when he is down on the ice between the benches.

[blowout60]

That intro, just kicked my ass

[bradleybrendan]

Big-body presence.



[TheSkookumchuk]

Yeah Pierre, it takes a lot of fucking athleticism to go from forehand to backhand...

[originaldonjuan]

Mcguire is a douche!!!!

[schmitty3100]

soo fuckin weird

[Brady090509]

your an anouncer with a long stick from time to time....big mouth i guess.... what does that even mean?

lol

[DBO165]

at 1:5 pierre is dangerously close

[twodocks]

#1=Pierregasm...



[AEMoreira81]

#4 - someone just had a double orgasm!

#3 - in all fairness, there is a reason why goalies are rarely taken with a high draft pick. Marc-Andre Fleury and Carey Price are rare specimens.

#2 - THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

#1 - another orgasm!

[ILiveandBreathe007]

Mac guire is ready for the gay pride parade, he ll be up front wearing a dress and a leotard!!!

[CollectorCole]

How does this guy still have a job?

[bigserg2]

regarding Carey Price....any GM that drafts based on current needs is a fucking retard. Ergo, Pierre's reaction to Montreal taking Price proves that he's a fucking retard.

[lessthanthreemetal]

A DOUBLE KABAM

probably the gayest thing a grown man has ever said

[2002Smalls]

OH! OH MY GOSH! UNBELIEVABLE BY TOKARSKI!

..... classic

[2002Smalls]

in #2, why is he standing so FREAKING close to the guy!!

[mzyzer19]

@2002Smalls Why is he standing so close to him and talking about a "long stick"?

[2002Smalls]

@mzyzer19 i know right! so creepy!

[thechez29]

@2002Smalls lol it was so he didn't block any of the "Tradecenter" graphic in the background. pretty poor planning. maybe he just wanted to check out dutchy's long stick for himself haha

[2002Smalls]

@thechez29 lol omg what a creepo. i have yet to meet anyone who agrees with anything he says or thinks he is not a pervert.

[2002Smalls]

lol look at his face at 1:47

[2002Smalls]

ITS A DOUBLE DION!!

[joeangus]

what even happened to tokarsky

[LucidDreamiing]

There is NO personal space with this dude.  oh my god.

[l3iiSON]

did yo just hear how loud pierre was? HAHAHA JOKES.

BTW WHY THE FUCK IS PIERRE SO CLOSE to Darren Dutyshen?

[blinkjagr]

I wonder how many times he has walked into a room full of people only to hear them talking about how big of a creep he his...

[gnrisinmyblood1]

going to the bathroom...wam wam kabang... big body precense... long stick....then a mcguiregasm

[spamspamspamshutup]

WHAM WHAM

KABANG KABANG

[mellman6]

Pierre..... fuck off.

[TheScruffyDawg]

I think Price has made better saves then who " Tekarski".. Is he more sucesful then Price should montreal have picked him? Or better yet does Tekarski have the big stick for you?

[Gonchie10]

Big Body Presence

[Chad90909]

pierre's the man

[Insaneo78]

Ok I do love Pierres double Dion quote. Other then that the guys fucked up. He reminds me of that closer talker guy from Seinfeld.

[SonnyA89]

"So he might be wearing a depends" LMAO! WHO THE FUCK SAYS SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!

[Jameswins12]

as gord says "he took that right away a sure goal!" you just know at the same time he was wiping all of pierre's cum off his face

[iloveboobs5]

OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!!!!!!!

[redber16]

Tokarski should be terrified after this game because knows what he is doing later.

[kaulitzforlife]

LOL #1 he sounds like hes having an orgasm

[NYI914021]

#2 should be #1 but great vid

[limsniff]

The Habs part, I mean HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA! Very funny edit ;)

[danosoprofanity]

WHAM WHAM KABAM KABAM

[eminem2468able]

haha carey price proved pierre penishead mcguire wrong

[infearandfaiith]

for all you americans, the analyst in #2 is darren dutchyshen and he is the fuckin man

[BloggerMusicMan]

Even though I don't like Pierre McGuire a lot of the time, the "Double Dion" call was legendary.

[61seancourage]

lol he gets way to excited over young men

[fireblade185]

you should of put the video where he was talking about " tavares' magical play " when eberle scored the tying goal against russia and when one of the commentators was like can you believe it!!! and he's just like YES I CAN!

[BretHardy1]

Pierre telling Tyler Bozak and Phil Kessel of Toronto "goals are fun" is definitely a moment here

[patio87]

1:50, My god. Back up you fucking creep. And then he makes a hard on joke, jesus christ.

[Flaavour]

that long stick comment is fucking creepy

[tchiu61]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[wulfio]

god he's such a dork

[TBWWDB]

i love how he screams "OH MY GOSH UNBELIVEABLE!" and whispers "holy mackrel"

[ethanraikkonen]

Fuckin orgasm why don't you Pierre.

[bobshenix]

I think #2 should probably be the top one... that was just weird. He must have been kidding standing that close to him WHILE making those sexual innuendo "big stick" jokes.... right??

I just can't imagine that even Pierre was being serious there. I'd swap #1 and #2... just my 2 cents

[XTumbleForceGamingX]

at the end of every interview he always says "have some fun out there" lol

[smcs0franky0m]

hahaha boy was he wrong about Carey Price....

[marinmb44]

@smcs0franky0m carey price defines lucky, but he also defies the definition because he's always lucky . . so its just skill :P

[diegoteinog]

@smcs0franky0m I'm a Bruins fan. Carey price is my favorite goalie.

[smcs0franky0m]

@diegoteinog Im a Leafs fan and he's up there for me too.

[avsrule247]

@smcs0franky0m He is wrong about everything LOL.. that's why he doesn't work in the NHL and for TV....

[smcs0franky0m]

@avsrule247 he works for NBC in the states...he's in the big leagues of broadcasting, somehow.

[avsrule247]

@smcs0franky0m I KNOW, that's why I said he doesn't work for the NHL, but for TV.

[paintball234969]

1:50... No homo!?!?

[13jon13]

hahahaha i love how gord has to turn up his enthusiasm to be level with pierre after the save

[jerodirwin66]

i couldn't even watch the bruins/bolts game right now and had to turn that shit off cause this asshole has to open his fuckin mouth every 5 seconds. we need to get this major douch as far away from hockey as possible!

[afbocc]

#3 is similar to Mel Kiper bashing the Colts for drafting marshall Faulk over Trent Dilfer.

[InternetAesHole]

lol, pierre was wrong about everything he said about the carey price pick. garon, theodore, danis? big centerman like bonk? hahahahaha

[PRATTIGY]

Yeah Pierre now look where the Habs are with Carey now bud

[keil97]

#1 and #5 are related because pierre needs depends when tokarski makes that save

[7475flyersfan]

its not the 60 anmore people have bigger screen tvs you can give im some space in clip 2

[7475flyersfan]

i think the capstronaut is a germaphobe

[wolfjak]

he's like a real life version of buster from arrested development



[CanadianGuitarist]

@wolfjak *slow clap*



[GoodTimesBadTimes76]

hahahahaha omg number 2 was the best wat was he thinking wen he said that lmao

[MrHalcon004]

i spammed 0:09 and got OH NO YOU DON'T! OH NO YOU DON'T! OH NO YOU DON'T! OH NO YOU DON'T! OH NO YOU DON'T! OH NO YOU DON'T!

[KingOfTheCrease1]

It cracks me up how much people hate this guy..i think hes funny

[injury]

haters gonna hate...dude is hilarious

[Mertius1]

what is puck management

[australoameribelge03]

"This is not a fit for Montreal"

Mcguire is loving Carey now.

[trav4oilers]

@MrLovernumber1 your proberly pierre mcguire, thumbs up if you agree

[RedPaladin]

IT`S A DOUBLE DION!!!

[schnids1605]

@ 1:50. why in the fuck is he standing square to that dude and not towards the camera...what a dochefag

[GoJays09]

Love the Tourettes Guy Introduction

[volchi24]

ok obviously hes smokin some real good shit

[Ruinedbad]

#2 omg LMAO

[tylerdurdonxx]

haha man he was dissing on montreal choosing price.

[Mogilny892k5]

on the 4th one he should stand a little closer

[nickg12]

How is Pierre losing it when the Islanders took Robert Nilsson over Zach Parise not on this list? I've never heard Pierre more ballistic.

[TheHockeyCentral]

KABAM KABAM...A DOUBLE KABAM!!!!

[JBizzDroid]

A DOUBLE DION!

[019Redwings]

Pierre McGuire is Effin Creepy part three on February 28th?

[shaggylemonsQ]

i love how now a days piere loves carey price

[HissMMA]

@shaggylemonsQ He never hated him. It was just weird how they picked him.

[goblew14]

How does he still have his job... No one likes him

[sensovie]

i know almost everyone hates hil cause hes creepy but hes just enthousiastic,he knows his hockey and even Ottawa might get him to be the GM

[019Redwings]

Say hello to the newest member on the NHL on VERSUS... Pierre McGuire.

Saw him last night calling the Rangers Red Wings Game as the newly look began after we learn Saturday that he is joining VERSUS for the rest of the season.

29 people from VERSUS got fired. Don't know who are they but hopefully I find out soon.

[phreddy87]

when did oh my gosh turn into oh my gush? i guess only pierre knows

[jcfan42]

They are a bit close to be talking about long sticks.

[duolcoiram]

Ok now alot of hockey announcers will mention things about big sticks and long strides and all this other crap. Usually it means nothing and it's we who perceive it as dirty. But an announcer with a long stick? That announcer doesn't play hockey. I see nothing else Pierre could've meant besides...you know.

[camdizzle17]

1:40 holy shit, that is one of the most awkward things i have ever seen hahahhahaha the other guy is so uncomfortable

[electroshockz69]

OH NO YOU DON'T

[bennyontherun11]

K number 2 is def number 1. That's the funniest thing I've ever heard

[RWEAnimation]

'Hes got the long stick as you like to talk about time to time'

2:06

[trav4oilers]

death stair 1:41 to 1:51

1:52 PENIS

[realgraff16]

pierres a fuckin fag

[bombersfan96]

After Piere says the long stick part look at Bob Mackenzie in the background he says "What!!! And he works for TSN 1:50 to 2:08 SO FUNNY

[canuck4life12]

Pierre McGuire is in love with Darren Dutchysen*. He enjoys his body presence.

*I don't know how to spell his name!

[MentalEminence]

@canuck4life12

they just call him dutchy

[canuck4life12]

@MentalEminence Well then, pierre likes dutchy

[avenged7xsyn]

DOUBLE DION!!! BAM BAM!

[goldendome10383]

carey price is still the gayest person in this video

[bluesgurugod]

Pierre Mcguire quotes are almost always the same:

1. Stand as close as possible to whoever he's with to make them as uncomfortable as possible..

2. Mention something about a "Big Stick" or "was a Monster..."

3. Always mentions "Swift Current"

4. Always professes his love for Dustin Byfulien, Brian Burke and Dion Phaneuf

5. Always criticizes Montreal management and coaching (because it's his wet dream to coach or Gm the Canadiens and of - course - take showers with Dusting Byfuglien)

[baird007]

@bluesgurugod Not to mention "smart sticks", maintaining "outlets", and "current penalty play."

[manchezzzzy]

@bluesgurugod or bring up the 1991 and 92 penguins

[haszard131]

@bluesgurugod every game he does he always has to say "He gets it" lol

[FishTacoPieCake]

pierre mcguire is a fucking gem boys

[Rowain]

WHY DOES HE STAND SO CLOSE AND WHY DOESN'T SOMEONE ON THE TSN STAFF MAKE HIM STOP

[willmorrison100]

turrets guy in the intro.

[LadyGagaFanForLyfe]

I love how at 1:50 his eyesbrows go up lol

[angeloghaleb1313]

I hate when he says "Adult Beverage"! Its so gay!

[canuck4life12]

@angeloghaleb1313 Yup, I totally agree.

[llamakiller1234]

@angeloghaleb1313 lol so true

[oehieze]

what is wrong with GORD MILLER's voice? constantly sounding like he's either gettin' his dick sucked or out of breath..

or both? :)

[Kooletz71]

who the fuck needs a big body presence in net? thats fucking retarded

[scumatron]

@Kooletz71 ur joking right?

[Kooletz71]

@scumatron well obviously being a big guy helps to a certian extent but when he says that it implies he plays a physical role and helps intimidate the other team, exept for the fact that he is a goalie

[youinoilcountry]

and its a double rainbow!!!!!!

[TUdaToken]

The problem with Pierre McGuire is he knows what he's talking about, but he's really bad at explaining it to us casual folk and to hockey followers and when he gets excited, he doesn't have the voice to make it more hype, his timing with calls are so uncalled for, he could've commented on Tavares great pass play after the game during the analysis coverage, work on it Pierre and less people will hate you and SUPPORT FIGHTING DAMN IT

[kingparkerIII]

the long stick is still my fave, the way he is standing so close and then says that is too funny.

[llamakiller1234]

@kingparkerIII he stands close to everyone. He interviewed crosby at the outdoor classic and was leaning all over him

[DzekoSucks]

i believe that is the only time in the history of the nhl draft that pierre mcguire has disliked a draft pick