Applejack sings the song of her people

[uuuuuuu30]

@23BIGFailure oh god it does

[23BiGFailure]

Reminds me of Fallout 3

[DaBestBrony]

for TRIXIE? :D

[clankzappah]

Damn, I have no good dukes of hazard jokes, I feel ashamed.

[TheTlay101]

A real southern brony would not be making slave jokes.

Just sayin

[STDrepository]

wooh nelly gonna lynch me a zeeger.

[GenieVillain26]

I'm I allowed to be a MLP FIM fan if I am southern?

[VennieToonsFilms]

I'm Black and i find this southern.

[2BCBattlefield]

Get off mah property you darned zebra pony

*reloads a shotgun*

get the hell out mkay

[12345678915974]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE THEEEEEEEEEEEE SOOOOOOOOUTH!!!!!!!

[TheDisaster1000]

I'm from Tennessee, but I have a Brooklyn accent WTF!

[NOOBHACK]

Dixie land of equestria? Derpy land?

[sporeguy99]

@NOOBHACK Trixie land.

[NOOBHACK]

@sporeguy99

lol

[German499yum]

Enclave!

[Deathnotefan97]

When others hear this song, they think "Confederacy"

When I hear this song, I think "Dukes of Hazzard"

[chaoinspace2]

@Deathnotefan97 Same here.

[NOOBHACK]

@Deathnotefan97

I think catchy tune

[kaityperry763]

YOU GOT A DAM PROBLEM STOP U RUDE BITCH!

[German499yum]

Confeedes! There back!

[xXxGANTZxXx]

This is nasty.

[rickneil01]

But her Aunt and Uncle Orange are total Yanks.

[MrMichaelDogson]

Hey, we're not all rednecks. It's just- *looks at the sweet apple family*

...Yeah, we're hicks

[WaterWolf347]

lmao i'm from Texas XD its a minority to see rednecks like this in Houston

[mrfeelgoodful]

@WaterWolf347 i always wonderd were exactly do recnecks live in texas

[ElTee842]

@mrfeelgoodful Central and North Texas, though not really in Dallas. East Texas, but mostly north of Houston. West Texas too.

[Harristar88]

Can't decide whether this is a blow to the Union because a show as awesome as MLP is affiliated with the Confederacy, or a blow to the Confederacy because this is so horribly out of tune I shit myself.

[andyk10013]

It's videos like these that are just BEGGING for bad pony puns...

[TheAdmiralPancake]

Of course she's a Confederate. Why else would she own sheep and cows as slaves?

[batmenace15]

So does this mean that Applejack is Apple Bloom's sister AND mother?

[Anzallos]

@batmenace15

And daughter

[batmenace15]

@Anzallos O.O

[headhunternoob]

EFUCKA YOU CONFEDRATE SWINE

[zachsparow]

I'm Southern and my blood is BOILING! Follow indoornutt's advice AND GET OUTTA HERE! THIS IS OLD NEWS AND MOST OF US NO LONGER SUPPORT SLAVERY! NOW SHUT IT!

[michwng]

@zachsparow calm your titties...

[hotelmario510]

@zachsparow Keep your pants on, man. It's just a joke. Jeez.

[sakikatana]

That is a surprisingly good rendition of Dixie...

[Tornado15555]

Damn the extremes!

[CaptainAlliance]

Oh those southern blondes,

They're either really dumb,

Or Very mature.

[hotelmario510]

Silly Applejack, you're not allowed to enslave zebras any more.

[arkinyte13]

@hotelmario510  lolz!!

[some1337dude1]

@hotelmario510 Who said so >:D

[hotelmario510]

@some1337dude1 Princess Celestia?

Why, do you keep some?

Expect a visit from the Equestrian Royal Guard very shortly.

[TheAdmiralPancake]

@hotelmario510

Yeah, just sheep.

[hotelmario510]

@TheAdmiralPancake Yeah, but sheep aren't ponies. They can't think.

"A-a-actually..."

SILENCE, CREATURE.

[TheAdmiralPancake]

@hotelmario510

Zebras aren't ponies, either.

[hotelmario510]

@TheAdmiralPancake Racist asshole. We don't appreciate your type 'round here.

[TheAdmiralPancake]

@hotelmario510

You got a problem with racists? You're a morality-ist! You can't say I'm a worse person than you just because I'm racist.

[hotelmario510]

@TheAdmiralPancake Now you're just putting up strawmen. Allow me to offer a rebuttal.

*catapults flaming straw man into TheAdmiralPancake's house, setting it alight*

[TheAdmiralPancake]

@hotelmario510

Da fuq is wrong with straw men? You don't just get to burn people you don't like!

[hotelmario510]

@TheAdmiralPancake What's that? I can't hear you over the roaring flames.

[Foxandraven333]

@hotelmario510  I find that veeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrry offfeeensive.

[hotelmario510]

@Foxandraven333 Why, exactly, do you find my comment offensive?

[thatlookscool]

@hotelmario510 They've moved on to sheep and cows.

[hotelmario510]

@thatlookscool Silly commenter, sheep and cows aren't ponies. They don't have rights!

[BeatleBoy247]

@hotelmario510 In my mind, Equestria was spilted apart because they wanted their own country with Zebras(Africans) has slaves. Which caused the Equestrian Civil War.

[InvaderRosie]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaw!

[Maplepaw1]

DIXIE LAND :D

[noshameism]

I do say such vulgarity shall not come from anypony from manehatten...psh its like theres cotten growing from the ground here *hmph*

[supersourbob]

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[BlueKenso]

this reminds me of canada

[sinshiro]

lol the south

[Lottanubs]

Well, I'll just swaney! Y'all have got more nerve than Carter's got liver pills with dem stereotypin' comments! Now I may be higher than a Georgia pine, but even if I warnt I'd still jerk a knot in y'alls tail!

[d4rkn351]

It makes me proud to be confederade descendent!

[AskSithmane]

Mareginia is ready to split from the union again, just need another leader to...wait a tick. I am a leader, a prince that wants free apples for all, come on everypony the Equestrian Civil War is on!

[MrMichaelDogson]

and this is why applejack is one of my four fav ponies

[poodoo138]

And that, my friends is why Applejack is worst pony.

[zachesmith]

To arms, to arms, for ponies.

[drewpeacock43]

I'm offensive and I find this southern

[michaelmu2]

@drewpeacock43 Im southern and i find this southern.

[batmenace15]

I always figured that most of the Apple family was inbred and looked the same.

[12345678915974]

GOD SAVE THE SOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sinshiro]

@12345678915974 or just flood it a little more... Katrina was a good start but you totally missed texas!

[SuperDawgE]

LOL love the saluting rainbow!

[TheAngstyWriter]

and now everyone knows why AJ hates zecora.

meanwhile, Applebloom decided to be little miss huck finn and befriend her.

[ThePoeticFox]

Southern USA is best USA.

[IVIrIVIajic11]

@ThePoeticFox keeping everything simple when it comes to government:

one who kills in cold blood will also die

one who kills another to protect one self from the attacker gets set free

whoever hates on the Mane 6 dies

LUL xD

[twentyoneandsix]

gonna lynch us some zebra

[TheAngstyWriter]

@twentyoneandsix that's horrible, but i was thinking exactly the same thing

[thelinkinparkfan504]

'Ey, Macintosh! Dem bronies are watchin' us again! *Loads shotgun* Ya wan' me ta shoot 'em!

[slythemagicunicorn]

Im ashamed to live in the south, but at the same time proud because of Apple jack

[OddishThing18]

I used to be Southern, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[harleewheeler]

reminds me of Dukes Of Hazard..

[Aff01000001]

No love for Johnny Rebel?

[efrehsgfhesgfhj]

what the fuck inspired you to make this?

but its fuckin hilarious good jod

[Dalegor69]

Advance the flag of Trixie!

Huzzah! Huzzah!

For Trixie's land we take our stand,

And live or die for Trixie!

[TyeDyeZombie]

@Dalegor69 To Farms! To Farms!

And conquer treats for Trixie!

To Farms! to Farms!

And brush a mane for Trixie!

[marvininabox]

I am offensive and I find this southern

[Vincent7381]

sehr kreativer benutzername ^^



[Juraga2]

Half expected the Dukes of Hazard theme.

[Basara549]

Actually, wouldn't "The Yellow Rose of Texas" be more likely her people's song? Apple's even about the right color for the "Yellow Rose", and Apples are closely related to Roses....

[mrfeelgoodful]

PONY POWER

[jonnyb44321]

YEE HAWW YA'LL!

[thelinkinparkfan504]

No looky here cletus! There's some city folk watchin' this here video! *Cocks shotgun* Want me to shoot 'em?

[Indoornutt]

I'm not sure how y'all got to this here video... *pumps shotgun*

But I think it'd be in y'alls best interest to go right back ta' where you came from!

[Ponyfinatic]

@Indoornutt okie dokie loke

[Oneyearwarpilot]

@Indoornutt Na sir this is ma home and ima stayin.

[some1337dude1]

@Indoornutt I'm a Louisianian don't shoot!

[jedihunter176]

@Indoornutt It's alright, I'm from Tennessee!

[cabossimn]

@Indoornutt not before i take some apples!

[MrMichaelDogson]

hey, y'all better wise up *chugs moonshine* the country folk ain't as dumb as you say they are

[feckadoodlethe2nd]

It is my one wish that the Earth Pony Slavery Law be reinstated.

[Radi0he4d1]

@feckadoodlethe2nd

Zeebras are 'em praublem with der Seevil rights mombo jeembo *spit*

[feckadoodlethe2nd]

@Radi0he4d1 UNICORN SUPREMACY FOREVER!

[BranFlakesYTP]

potato



[dragonfire9267]

REMEMBER FORT SUMTER

[termanedieter11]

Remember Gittyupsburg.

[ArcaneForged]

I'm from the south and I approve of this.

[backyardchicken500]

If this was made when the Civil War started, the confederate side should have won.

[TheBrawlerPROduction]

I live in North Carolina.

My whole family looks like a AppleJack IRL.

ME GUSTA THIS VIDEO.

[DukesBigFan]

It's a joke guys

[Epicdps]

Union (Apple) Jack

[mistertestsubject]

ah needs me some ponies! Bubbuh! get the tv! we gon' watch ponies!

[Radi0he4d1]

*insert obvious zebra segregation joke here*

[MutantNinjaFly]

Zecora is highly offended by this!

[Lavendariah]

@MutantNinjaFly She'll see the day when a zebra can become President, but they better have a birth certificate that says they were from Equestria!

[dag1984]

@MutantNinjaFly Come to think of it.... Zecora is more backwoods than Applejack.

[dudedahyper123]

thumbs up if it looks like buttchecks

[DawnOfDestructiion]

This sounds familiar probally a dixie song

[Marfinforty2]

I live in the Missouri Ozarks, and this is not the song of our people... this is but only one of the more reverent pieces.

[A2ndhaze567]

Go Ponyham Lincoln!

[Fortramnasdaq]

Oh, you KNOW this should have been the Bonnie Blue Flag.

[hotelmario510]

I always imagine the song of Applejack's people being Dueling Banjos.

You know, without the anal rape.

[macandfriends]

@hotelmario510 Big Mac's gonna make you squeal like a pig

[hotelmario510]

@macandfriends *has Sweet Apple Massacre flashbacks*

OH SHITFUCK *takes antipsychotics*

[rickneil01]

You guys....

⇩ ⇩ ⇩ ⇩ ⇩

[UltimateThanos]

Yes, because cowgirl automatically equals racist Confederate hick! Get fucked! >=/

[LeeAnnOfAlderaan]

@UltimateThanos What does any of this have to do with racism??

[UltimateThanos]

@LeeAnnOfAlderaan The Confederacy broke off from the Union so they could still keep slaves. i/e Racism.

[deanie89142]

@UltimateThanos Should have learned that the Civil war wasn't really about racism. It's just what they tell little kids who can't understand government

[UltimateThanos]

@deanie89142 Are you sure what you just said isn't just an excuse that rednecks use to justify their evil ways?

[TrICker9081]

@UltimateThanos How you write and breathe at same time with that level of intelligence?

[UltimateThanos]

@TrICker9081 How 'do' you breath, period, with such shiity grammar?

[TrICker9081]

@UltimateThanos Is difficult to speak a language that is not your native language, but your brain is sure very damaged, 

[deanie89142]

@UltimateThanos Yep.

[LeeAnnOfAlderaan]

@UltimateThanos It's just sound clips of AJ used to play Dixie because she's "Southern", nothing in this video promotes slavery or racism. Slavery was only one of many issues that led the the South's secession, and just because slavery was illegal in the North doesn't mean there wasn't racism.

Also, slavery doesn't really equal racism. Before there were African slaves in the US, they were enslaved in Africa by rival tribes. The same with Europeans hundreds of years ago.

[macandfriends]

@LeeAnnOfAlderaan there are also indentured servants, who were basically white slaves.

[LeeAnnOfAlderaan]

@macandfriends Eeyup, I have several ancestors that came to the United States through indentured servitude. And whites weren't the only ones owning slaves, there were blacks and Native Americans that owned plantations slaves, too. I wish public schools didn't teach history in such an overly simplified, and often inaccurate, way.

[macandfriends]

@LeeAnnOfAlderaan Yeah, I wish that too. My family came from ireland and they had to work as slaves up until the civil war, then they fought with the south. Nobody ever mentions that the north still had slaves as well.

[LeeAnnOfAlderaan]

@macandfriends They hardly ever mention the treatment of the Irish during the 19th Century. Up North they were treated as badly as the blacks were in the South.

[macandfriends]

@LeeAnnOfAlderaan indeed they were.

[Mylittleponyisabrony]

@LeeAnnOfAlderaan I just found that out from here BTW im part irish from my Dad's side of the family

[VulgarTeacake]

@UltimateThanos and Confederate automatically means racist?! because that's fair.

[MASTERLINKXLZYX]

And then Adolf Hoofler came and attempted to kill them all

[d4rkn351]

SOUTHERN-EQUESTRIA WILL SHALL RISE AGAIN!

[IamDOOm11]

I watch this at least once a day.

[luckygirl22100]

49 people must not like apples *sob*

[VTwinty]

I need to drink some Nightmare Moonshine.

[patchis12]

@VTwinty RDR..

Right?

[nintengirl14]

Can you do one with AJ except to "The Battle Hymn of The Republic", please? :D

[MrGregorychant]

49 Zebras found this video offensive.

And don't you dare like this comment.

[Axiom253]

ಠ_ಠ

[CobaltiSickle]

HEE HUUR DURR DUR SUDDERNS UR RASSIST

[nintengirl14]

@CobaltiSickle WE AIN'T EITHER. (Least I ain't) .......... So, who's your favorite pony? ^_^

[CobaltiSickle]

@nintengirl14 Applejack. I may be that yankest guy out there, but Applejack is enchanting.

[nintengirl14]

@CobaltiSickle Amen to that, man! *Brohoof* :)

[DinosGoR4WR]

LOUDER

[BeatlesRoxx13579]

I wish I was in the land of apples...

Damn what rhymes with apples? The next line in the original is "Old times there are not forgotten."

[Spycaikz]

I wish I was in the land of Apples,

where everypony is not forgotten;

Look away! Look away! Look away! Apple Land.

In Apple Land where I was born,

Early on one frosty mornin,

Look away! Look away! Look away! Apple Land.

Old Missus Apple "App-le-jack",Willium was a Apple Bucker;

Look away! Look away! Look away! Apple Land.

[BeatlesRoxx13579]

@Spycaikz You just won all of my internets!

[Spycaikz]

@BeatlesRoxx13579 And we all lost the game. :P

[AgentofDiscord]

Amurikha

[Nicki56782]

LOL

[philipbabb]

So the zebras are the slaves then?

[Sexualwendigo]

@philipbabb Yep

[StarFoxAutobot]

I knew she was Southern. Didn't think she was racist.

[Sexualwendigo]

@StarFoxAutobot Heritage not Hate.