Guy hits on girl over ventrilo

[MrKalashnik0va]

His game is extremely weak :P Just like his bullshit.

[Likeaperv]

hahahah, yeah sure, football... and you are playing that video game

[oaktubs]

humanity is doomed

[rickypagancruz]

Dafuq?!?!?!?



[ImDrTedNelson]

I hope this kid gets his ass kicked every day

[Yourmamasrobe333]

Bull shit...... scholership to USC you wouldn't be trying to mac on bitches on vent if u had that

[Slizer8]

First it was fotball..... then it was ruggby ^^ haha

[tyrtrthrhtrn]

totally..FACEPALMED.

[leadleg]

I just love how the girl isn't dumb and just messes with him. Shes my hero <3

[NeverisAwesome]

wat

[ArtisticBlue1]

hes a fail xD has no fucking girls by number pffft except his mom :3 lol

[loading475]

4:05 L0L

[salfugitive]

I don't think he got the "neverland" response, I liked the WoW laughter, great timing on those.

[ax2bxconly]

1:55

Very well-placed laugh.

[matrix1093]

Why the hell "retarded horse" suggested this shit??!!

[WildGunsTomcat]

I wish to God I could go back in time and get on this ventrilo and own this kid. He's such a faggot pussy.

[analfreseren]

What a gayfag rofl

[GAM4G4M3R]

OMG ROFLCOPTER!!1

WHOOSH WHOOSH

Im sorry lol

Weird internet convo though

/)_~) facepalm

[aadeeza]

He's not trolling. He's a loser. The guy who is trolling is the dude laughing at him.

[burz8585]

NO FLORIDA IS THE BEST PLACE IN THE WROLD

[ReportTv]

Yep, he is a virgin. lol

[RandyRedCactus]

This guy is the man.

[Mysticphantasma]

This is just so awkward to listen to.

[arterialshadow]

he's clearly trolling. and it's not bad. actually it's terrible. Nevermind, i just heard the next line.

[ea7side]

game posing as troll posing as game posing as troll

[OhLookZombies]

I think he's trollin, he gotta be trollin. No way, he trollin.

NO ONE IS THIS GOOD WITH THE LADIES.

[MrFoxcry]

This guy kinda fails with flirting

[tpostgamer]

u have a really gentle voice, "im sorry..." haha

[xgimli3]

"Yeah I wannan call myself a PIMP or a PLAYER but you know" -looooooool

[Nath2456]

A rouge stealthed at 7:31

[d0ctorgrany]

When she said she was from Neverland he should have said he was with Tinker Bell

[fockjesus]

i could protect you? haha retard

[t0ran]

I spent the entire vid face-palmed... Shit was hilarious. The guy busting up in the back and her responses, gold.

[tftballa]

2 yrs later, listening this...dude has mad game. Throwing that out to random girl on vent; he knows the deal. Ya it gets akward here and there but, most convos do. I unno where this guy is atm but he got pussy on stack.

[ctuagent247]

"i thought you were single"

"i am"

(human laugh in wow) haha

[CoN0R115]

The fact that he felt the need to tell her "I'm not gay!!! I'm 100% straight" just means he's unsure/uncomfortable with his sexuality.

[proudstr8]

@CoN0R115 WRONG FAGGOT!

[riazomonero]

shes got the hottest voice

[ForTehWin12]

>You have a soft voice

>Sorry

>No thats a good thing

>Long pause

>Thanks.

[Peruviandude96]

LOL at all the *world of warcraft human male laughs* in this video XD

[darkalumina]

LOL the guy OMG "I may call myself a pimp or a player" this guy will never pick up girls haha

[pheonixjr]

can some one please give me the ventrillo info so i can go troll this douchfag XD

srsly i want to troll him sooooooooo bad

[proudstr8]

@pheonixjr he would probably own you

[TheMummy516]

That guy is a fag. New Jersey is better than California. (I was born in CA, but NJ is better)

[sandythebear]

No 170 guy would land a USC football scholarship

[INeverWanted2010]

What a fucking douchebag.

[9posz]

hahaha what a virgin

[LucianTheBlack]

This dude is a jackass. She is my hero.... fucking hilarious!

[Dragononstudios]

What the fudge is this guy talking about.

[emons9]

Ohohoho... This guy... This guy is funny.

[Atraios]

I still can't stop watching this video. This guy is so retarded. What. The. Hell

[Jurassic104]

I didn't know 5'10 was tall. Guess I'm HUGE then.

[panemon187]

I lol'ed hard at 6:56

[Kopihucky]

I'm chris hansen and I like soft sensual kissing. I like to make love.

[NightShadow48]

Wow this dude is realllyyyyyyyyy annoyingly persistent! lol but she's a G for shootin him DOWNNNNNN haha

[darkstar12192]

"It's very soft, and smooth." Daaaaamn, like Keith Stone.

[ProtPaladinPvE]

i like to have girlfriends from every single state so thy dont know eachother.... ROLFLLOL

[unknownkingdom]

This guy isn't funny or clever at all, but he keeps talking and talking. That's called 'plowing' amongst PUAs...

[D4M45K1N0Z]

You can actually hear all the concussions doin their thing, he's gettin stupider by the second

[TheOnlyJwh1t3]

5:16 "ten inchs isnt bad"

...metaphors

[kokomal]

Where MJ touches young kids.... HAHAHAH

[starwarsdudeable]

99%straight 1%melester

[RayRai8262]

GENTLE VOICE compliment used.

*Not very effective*

[Zaneyy1996]

This girl is surley never going on this guild chanel ever again!

[blacknighted]

chicks play lacrosse?

[unknownkingdom]

@blacknighted Hahaha, nice...

[TheFrodoKid]

HAHAHAHAHAHA I think I wet myself...

[MillseyBoiYaBam]

This guy is fucking retarded...Seriously...I cant belive how much peeps change on that game when they meet a woman..any wonder they fucking hide them selfs now as a male in the game :<...Big clap to the stalkers.

[promthanom]

"It's really soft and like smooth." ~ RED FLAG! RED FLAG!

Girl = Guy In Real Life.

It's so easy to use a voice changer.

[jpgolfer05]

this guy has so much game... probably the smartest guy ever!

[gobe270]

Rugby, football scholarship, sings, plays guitar, drums, and piano. Also lives in California. I feel like much of this could possibly be fabricated.

[garymiester7]

Love the guy laughing at intervals, priceless.

[BloodNinja7]

"I can't, I hvae a date"

"Hahahaha"

Lol'd hard.

[Engelmark91]

Not too bad actually. Better than what a lot of us guys would have done, putting the pussy on a pedestal. Tbh, gj, if he's got that kind of balls IRL he would definitely get laid more than every other fag in this comment section.

[MrMusic4Life2011]

i cant

i have a date

u have to watch to the en to get it

[MrMusic4Life2011]

dude she doesnt care....if she says she doens want a bf then there is nothing u can say win her heart.....or is this just a joke for the hell of it

[JinTun3d]

wow player.... nuff said

[Whaaaaaaattt]

He should have also said "I'm also a virgin".

[Amoriita1]

lol omg this sounds like every wow guy that's hit on me on vent lol

[mennaxo]

i hate wow guys ... i dont even like to talk in vent /: perverts

[holyJUMPINjehova]

this is just making me feel awkward listening hahaha

[300b240b360bz]

Super tough asian



[MrCrackleSnaps]

wtf is a chopter?

[wompwompWomp1]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[greenfishticks]

i love the faint laughs in the backgrounds

[GamingRockstar90]

LOL instead of asking were she live get her IP and go look it up

>.> This Dude Is fucking Stupid

Send Me Ventrilo Info Please

[vikingwarlord1250]

this guy = ive had 99 things but a bitch aint one

[EveMaestro]

Oh I am at the weird part of the internet again, : /

[MultiAngryguy]

Do you have a boyfriend?

*world of warcraft human male laughs*

LOL

[LostPkzWut]

@MultiAngryguy u just made me spit my drink up LOLOLOL

[Hysteriaxbby]

lol!



[Alxlol]

Captain hook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaahah­hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaahahahhah­ahahahahahahaha

[Rams31s]

Get that Nut pal



[diamondback81]

My God.... does he need red lights flashing and an alarm sounding to know he's been shot down?

[EvanqueensticXx]

*Eats Twizzlers*

...."Uhm... Im not gay,.."

*Chokes on Twizzler*

[MTA15T]

ummm Im not gay what els do you need to know?

[bffeppls]

lol

[sacredpotion24]

"im not gay"

.... I LAUGHED... and then i started crying in laughter..

[TheWiggles1982]

lol such a fucking nerd get a reality check for real you sound like a complete loser who cant get a girl irl so you act like you are running shit with your fake girls

[Mobrulez187]

is dis guy serious????

[CorporateG0th]

I take my words back. The only massive fail here is this guy.

[CorporateG0th]

1:56

Not wasting any time.

[CorporateG0th]

The audio stammers more than Chris Chan. Massive fail.

[killacole18]

This guy should be on Jersey Shore. lol

[xXRazorfistXx]

@divs616 Who? The guy laughing? What makes you say that?

[seankillszombies]

i love the human loling once in a while in the back round :)

[Minimeister317]

what a idiot xD She must be like: WTF?!? oO

[RayRai8262]

If u have 25 girls...then..u wouldn't be hitting on ventrillo..when u brag, its lies.

[xXRazorfistXx]

LOL! That guy in the background man... I want his autograph. He reminds me of M. Bison! (The one who keeps laughing).

[DTMinecrafting]

HAHHAHAHAHAhahahhahahhhhaHAHha­hHAhaHAHAHHAHAHHA

[DTMinecrafting]

Hes full of himself Lolz

[toxicblood9933]

he's 5"10 and almost in college..LMAO

[BotHub]

LOOOOOOOOOL / EXITS

[2JZSupra626]

She sounds extremely young, and the first number he said was 25, so I'm assuming that's his age. He must be a pedophile.

[Agent1W]

@2JZSupra626 Tenderonis, man.

20-somethings get older, they stay the SAME AGE.

[CRITicLawl]

I stopped listening after the NPCs stopped laughing. Hard to bear it lmao.

[tbopne]

LOL

[sigilofbolias]

Actually if he could talk this comfortably with girls in real life maybe he will get laid. He sounds asian to me though.

[jam900x]

the guy on the video lol

[jam900x]

he is a fail lol

[GothFreak09]

"I'm not gay, I am 100% straight." The fact that he said this is questionable.

[professoreinstoned]

I feel better about myself now that I've watched this, and I'm an overweight stoner who couldn't get a girl to talk to me if I had a solid gold dick

[orly444]

This guy....

He is never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever getting laid.

[Darthsionismydruid]

everytime this guy talked a human npc in wow would laugh at him,HAHAHAHAHA

[MaRsaNTM]

dude this guy doesnt get the fucking point!!! she doesnt like him at all, he is the definition of douche bag

[Falchorn585]

She plays lacrosse and does the track.. LESBUTCH!

[Falchorn585]

Yeah a player.. ? The last women that saw him probably forcefully excreted oral fluid on him.

[TheArgentraven]

this guy is lying so much. im about 5" 10... your abit to tall for me... did i say 5"10 i ment 5"6... still to tall... "man im messing up my words i really ment 4"10... still to tall... im 4 feet tall... litt bit to tall... lol

[chaotickid999]

"I WANNA CALL MYSELF A PIMP...BUTTTT I CAN'T"

[ZombieValis]

Ventrilo is a dangerous place for women.... my guild hits on me all the time when my boyfriend isnt on >_<

[hydraalol]

@ZombieValis play along and get some free gold

[sweatyhippie]

@ZombieValis we have a few women on our vents an when there partners arnt arownd thay get hit on



[PAZIMPASOURUS]

"I'm about 10 inches shorter than you"

"So like, five two?"

"No im five"

"Five three?"

"No im five foot"

"Five foot?"

"Yeaha"

[austinrox2707]

i love how completely oblivious he is to the fact that shes throwing him a bone just REALLLYYYY far away

[Cowfruitie]

i think... i might know this guy

[elpinguo1]

yet he fails to see that she is from texas and that he has no game

[liljosh512]

HAHAHA the fact that he said hes not gay makes him gay.

[liljosh512]

"I wouldnt call myself a player or pimp, but i have a lot of girls." Now that's game.

[DAgosto5]

this 95% of wow guy players when they talk to girls on ventrilo

[Aritcia]

@DAgosto5 then i found a guild with that last 5% because they are really being carefull by what they are saying because they know i will get angry if they cross the line :p

[DAgosto5]

@Aritcia did you like scroll down the comments to reply to me lol?

[Aritcia]

@DAgosto5 No, sweetie, your comment was on top :p

[13eleth]

Normally when people say "I am not gay, I am 100% straight." then they are lying. Of course when you got game like this dude, then you wouldn't ever have to lie.....

This MUST be Hobbs!

[13eleth]

Normally when people say "I am not gay, I am 100% straight." then they are lying. Of course when you got game like this dude, then you wouldn't ever have to lie.....

This MUST be Hobbs!

[YTACCification]

"Do you have a boyfriend?" Pirate in background - YARHARR "No" "Do you want one?" "No" "Oh, i like to have different girlfriends from every state so they don't know eachother, *MOMENT OF THE VIDEO* i wouldn't call myself a player or a pimp but i have a lot of girls *MOMENT OF THE VIDEO*" Yeah, lots of girls on paper under his bed. Also, 25 has got it going on? Doesn't know her name yet has pics, what a fail. Also. "I don't have a girl where you're from" "Neverland?" "I have one from there" What?

[19TENKO88]

she sounds like 12 lol

[djvlado5]

he got owned.

[cratos546]

Lol

[romanman45]

USC would never offer a scholarship to a 170 pound whiteboy, lol

[Wowholysega]

I ain't gunna lie I'm a dude from Cali, an I can be a dick at times... But i still LOL

[naazerable]

I'm from California, and people here are douche bags.... :\

[Jackcar141]

This is hilariously sad. lol

[ChinkayFlip]

pshh hes from canada...i think they call him JB

[PorthorianTv]

This girl dissed him so many times it is funny

[ottoboy97]

your not a pimp your a man whore

[Shattens]

/double face palm (when the fail is so epic, one face palm just inst enough)

[Sesshy1988]

...Wow lol this guy is full of himself xD

[crispykreamer]

this guy is from California? fucking disgrace dood, if he's from California he wouldn't be talking like a freaking loser haha.

" I like to have gf's from different states "? come on man.. we got bitches in Cali, no need to pick up in the internet lolol.

[Latrech]

man this guy needs somebody to have a man talk with him. the random guy in the background is my hero

"im not gay i promise" lmao

couple of quick tips for him

1. Dont talk about pedophiles when u are trying to pick up a chick

2. look for social queues that she might not be interested in you like this whole conversation she was screaming it

[MyxeN1]

Aahhhh she like gamers :)

[YepImBisexual]

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"No"

*Distant laugh at his pity*

[SethTheProphet]

LMFAO what an asshole...

[Toyman1982]

(The best guys come from California) WHAT?! BULLSHIT! (texas they just eat alot, and are fat) FUCK YOU FAGGOT! god id like to knock this faggot out, he sounds like such a fucking gay lord!

[eMxSnIpeZ]

hahah do you want a boyfriend? no

[L33TSkillz16]

This video just raised my self esteem =]

[strandpojken92]

@L33TSkillz16 Yeah, but then you looked at your username and it droped to the ground again.

[Arathain]

sounds like zetaomega



[Darkmoon821]

this is just sad all i have to say

[trogdorburninating]

psh 4:04 sssssssuuuuuuuurrrrrrreeeeeeee­ee

[formorior]

@ 8:57 no love for the swimmers :(

[gga789]

This is depressing.

[GenesisBY]

One second he's trying to get her, the other he's insulting her. My 7 year old brother gets girls better than him...

[theonlybeer]

dam I wanna hear the other guys too but their audio's too small

[TopHatsnCanes]

cuz like, i like to have girlfriends from places.. cuz like im a pimp and stuf, cuz like you have a gentle voice, like its really gentle and stuff.