Hank is an Adorable, Drunk Princess

[asdfqwerzxcv6]

The advert I had in the top left was an advert offering a cheap "trick" for removing wrinkles that could make you look "ten to fifteen years younger". Given that I am fifteen, I really don't think taking fifteen years away from my appearance would do me any good :P

[Imnotthatfat145]

Oregon is pronounced like oar-gun not oar-y-gon....

[nerd207]

I live in Portland, or. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yy did I wacth this an year late. :'(

[xcskier999]

Wow. Even drunk and kind of crazy, he is still somewhat coherent and smart

[spidermanandsnape]

Hank does sound pretty drunk

[tayxbabe329]

lmao drunk hank <3 ur voice gets deeper and u get a bit sillier lol

[fletcherxox]

This is still my favourite vlogbrothers video ever.

[awesomeDJisme]

Why are you wearing lipstick...?

[awsomelizzy13]

Oh drunk Hank, how I love you.

[insertnamehere84]

you mentioned geico and the ad next to this video is for geico!

[6ft7inHIBread]

AAWE YOUW FROM PAWTLAND ORAGON??

[fashiongurubobmackie]

your voice inflections are so much like dan brown's in this video. I feel creepy now.

[awesomelyizzy]

meh, i've kinda learnt to just ignore ads after spending so much time online, they don't even register in my vision any more xx

[Raydeus]

You know what's sad? Advertising, just like so many other things can be useful to people. Because they can inform you about products and services you may be looking for or that you may need.

Unfortunately big business came along and corrupted it all to hell. Then ads stopped being about connecting people with useful products and services and started being about squeezing as much money out of gullible people with lies and psychological warfare.

How sad, unfortunate indeed.

[graciy110228]

what! no corn dog!? lol but there is a trashcan on the floor just in case his drunkness turns into Hangoverness.

[Pyekitty]

D'awwww.

Drunk people shouldn't be this cute.

[envelopeskrcc]

please please, can the dreams coming true thing be shirt? please please?

[forevertomboy]

Hank I believe you are indeed very drunk.

[tovon101]

COME TO WV

[envelopeskrcc]

can the sound check thing be a shirt? pretty pretty please

[LadyBr0wncoat]

Hank sounds so much like Eddie Izzard in this video! It's fantastic!

[TobyEllisSongwriter]

i love the presidents of the united states of america too! :D

[dftbachick1929]

you're talking slowly!!! WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS?

[customcartoons]

I laughed way too hard at the "sack of nuts" gag. Way too hard. ^_^

[FurryFerocity]

he sounds... a bit drunk?

[Dracolikeshamsters24]

@FurryFerocity Why thank you for that keen observation, Captain Obvious.

~ Sincerely, a nerdfighter.

[Thelizzardcat]

@FurryFerocity hence the title ;)

[platinumpikachu13]

i think oregon should be a polygon shaped like an oreo...random randomness...

[BluMicronStudios]

The advertisement on mine is a middle-aged man with the words, "I love you, Vlogbrothers!" plastered across his face...

[AylaHowell]

Pause at 2:57... it might just make your day.

[rikko338]

@AylaHowell I nearly choked to death. Thank you. So very much.

[shutterhappy85]

@AylaHowell 3:18 is great as well :D

[heartsandhuntingcaps]

drunk princess? really hank?

[N3RDYG0GGLES]

Cameras are incredibly awkward. Especially mine -_-'

[mthsbandrocks]

So.... I think Hank might actually be drunk.

[redrandomz96]

Is he drunk or is that how he actually is?

[CrazedAuthor]

@redrandomz96 It's really hard to tell.

[AbigiaGJones]

i have adblock so i have no idea what your talking about

[fedorakitty]

there was no corn dog there.....

[Rawrfearmeh333]

what, It's a prop and a pun. - totally use it

[SiindaaayBayBay]

i am only 32 seconds in and i am currently laughing my little ass off.

[wormofthebookvariety]

I always enjoy coming back and watching this video, because it's one of my favorites and was posted on my birthday. :D

[HimekoSorano]

You sound a bit like Tobuscus during this video...

[3daysAnd2nights]

fault in our stars is the best book ever!!!!!!!!=D

[TheTrueSonoxPowre]

Am I the only With a Toyota ad to my right?

[samruback]

and the add for this video? Toyota :)

[TheAntlerbaby]

1:42 over and over and over :L

[sarahvlogs9]

drunk? princess? WHERE HAVE THESE LIES COME FROM!?

[Valdrag]

How about "Up to a certain percentage or more?"

[NerdMonkey42]

Actually, the ad I see in the lower box of the video right now is incredibly honest. It just says, "Buy Now!" and there's a picture of a woman's chest. See, I appreciate that kind of straight forward advertisement.

[cleopatracuminatcha]

youre also weirdly hot..

[cleopatracuminatcha]

you sound like eddie izzard in this video

[HisSunnyGirlfriend]

I just don't know what to say. I can't tell if he was actually drunk but oh god. Too amazing.

[Yuliyathehorselover]

Portland, OR-UH-GIN

[lapoppy22]

Do you have lipstick on? You look good anyway :)

[LORDESSALOVE]

we need a GIF for "EXELENT"

[silverfalcon17]

@johnnydontcry57 The part where he says "because I am a, a... musician... professionally" is where it's most obvious for me. Classic drunk enunciation.

[Saraaah2112]

This has to be my FAVOURITE vlogbrothers video (:

[applespice01]

Okay, sound check has turned into dreams coming true, EXCELLENT

[jemish16]

I had spit flying from the screen.

[TXVXE]

According to Youtube translation, Nerdfightaria = people over there. Makes sense.

[hippiereborn]

@TXVXE “Thomas Edison's last words were 'It's very beautiful over there'. I don't know where there is, but I believe it's somewhere, and I hope it's beautiful.” Youtube translation has read LFA

[goldensnitch14]

@rubysunshine91 maybe? Hmmm hard to tell

[rubysunshine91]

this video. Is amazing.

maybe even better then the NyQuil one.

[Piiiglett]

'I am in fact, on the floor. Here I am. I'm on the floor, HELLO."

[naomierosen]

2:54 - 2:58

i laugh every time

[heytherelottie]

you are excellent

[chazzzab]

This was the 1st vlogbrothers video I ever watched. I've no idea why continued to watch but I did. And almost a year later I still say "DFTBA!"

[TheBuddsO]

"Sound check has turned into dreams coming true! Excellent!" This is one of my favorite vlogbrothers videos. I could just list everything he said as a favorite quote.

P.S. His lips look kind of pink in this video...

[mercyharding]

@TheBuddsO Strawberry Hill maybe?

[TheBuddsO]

@mercyharding Perhaps, or maybe corndog lip balm? DFTBA

[itsChristineGrace]

1:52-1:59 are you professor oak?

[MysticalChicken]

Oh man, I live near Portland and that was the day before my birthday last year. :/ Unfortunately I did not know about the Vlogbrothers' videos until this past November. Bleh. (And they're coming to Portland again in less than two weeks I think but I didn't get a chance to get a ticket before they sold out.)

[Rawlyssa]

Advertisements are not always lying to you. In fact, The ad I see on this video says "Yaris! It's a Car!" I believe that is true.

[ComicFan740]

hank has a weird throughout this video, but 1:52 he starts sound like Yoda... lol.

[xCRLNE]

Yes hi I am on the floor see hi here I am

I lol'd.

[ANWrootbeer99]

LOL... I love drunk hank =^^=

[katemcconville3]

Hank was wasted! xD

And when he mentioned advertisements he looked off screen and it looked like he was looking at the ad beside the video! :)

[kittiekat10105]

YAY YOU WERE IN MY CITY!!!!!

[onemorenightthefirst]

omg he is soooo drunk

[MsWasteland101]

Did anyone else notice his dan brown-esque mannerisms in this video? I have no issue with it, I just noticed it and am hoping I'm not crazy

[OMGChicks1]

2:36, yes hank I can watch. This is an object.

[NomNomNomNomYUM]

THATS NOT HOW YOU SAY OREGON!!!!!

[thefabuloussally]

Hank has turned into Eddie Izzard!!! Awesome!!

[sk8rKim]

@thefabuloussally bwahahaha!! I thought that too!!

[kentclarkocoumiroku2]

1:52 sounded like a high yoda

[sorchaissocoollike99]

Your voice is so much deeper

[georgebisthebest]

watching this in 2012

[colaty8P]

your voice sounds deeper when you are drunk

[MissCosmicLatte]

my ad is for new england college. it's trying to make me educate myself.

[pandora181900]

The ad on this video was for 25% off a delicious looking sandwich. Are sandwiches evil? O_O

[cadisaurusrex]

This is one of my favorite Hank videos. In fact, all of my favorite Hank videos are which he acts like a drunk princess.

[ash0monster]

I've seen now two videos made by this guy and OMG. i laugh so much.

DUDE- You are doing a GREAT job!

[elfsi1]

drunk hank is so amazing omg

[pottermaniac4292]

@Googoobobble I thought the same thing!

[toxiccolour]

Hank, you may already know this but;

Peaches come from a can

they were put there by a man

in a factory downtown.

[zsamarripas]

Is it just me or does Hank's voice sound just a tad bit deeper than it normally does in this video?

[wolflover255]

When he said "eat it" I was like O.O

[Googoobobble]

Tobuscus?

[DrK4ZE]

It looks like you're wearing lip stick. XD

[PytD]

I could have sworn I was listening to Tobuscus when this video started in another tab...

[JL4Pope]

Hank has such great intonation.

[Nikklas57]

is he drunk?

[nekokittyrenee]

@Nikklas57 I was about too leave this comment. DFTBA!

[johnnydontcry57]

Hank, I have no idea whether you were actually drunk while filming this, but it's one my favorite vlogbrothers videos either way.

[secretdreamer146]

It might be the fact that it's 4am and I'm exhausted but the way you say excellent makes me laugh so hard I can't breathe every time :)

[chapstickgirl3]

I was just there a few weeks ago. :)

[AlyReality]

YOUR ATTRACTIVENESS IS OVERWHELMING.

[tati13221]

im from there but i move to new mexico

[LoyalFreak4ever]

I don't like the sound you-tube makes when you "like" a comment! :(

[yourlittlefuton]

HERE I AM I'M ON THE FLOOR HELLO.

[nightsfire]

Please, please, please, please, please come back to Portland!!!

[ollz272]

"it's a pun, and a prop"

[bubbles7pjc]

So...Were you drunk? You are adorable, but since when did you become a princess?!

[rejectgirl1]

i would have went, but, you know, i'm 12 and live in ny so yah

[Legendariums]

Even if Hank is drunk in this video he can still make a vlogbrothers video professionally.

[WKUKPython]

1:00 ...uhhhhh whatcha doing there, hank?

[awkwardfour]

I'm Gonna Kill You is my all time favorite Hank song :) 

[hi9357]

"sound checks turns into dreams coming true." oh, that made me laugh so hard...

[MelinGrata]

this is one of the most Hankish videos out there.

[YouveBeenLaurified]

I love how he says "EXCELLENT" It's delightful :)

[jollyhappyholly]

I am in Portland Oregon. And now I am sad and feeling ridiculous for not knowing about your show.

[Plyrx08]

"Up to fifteen percent or more on your car insurance? YOU COULD NOT CREATE A MORE VAGUE STATEMENT THAN THAT."

Must remember this.

[mariahrose210]

This is a lesson for all you kids out there. Don't drink ad vlog.

[daniels1caudill]

Does anyone else think Hank was wearing lipstick? Haha DFTBA

[HoliHallow]

It's great watching this video and the one 'brought by Nyquil' back to back. The contrast is splendid.

[mirex951]

Hank should do more videos drunk.

[123456789robbie]

i hate it when hank does that accent

[singlexfilexisxlove]

AND/OR FISCALLY RESPONSIBLE. lawl.

[bekfry2]

The corndog is a lie.

[kaikiyukionna27]

@bekfry2 It's a corn dog near hank. After that cut was probably Hank going "Wait, there's a corn dog in my lap?! SWEET!! *nom*"

[Saphira4eva]

...t...tobuscus?

[princessemiko]

hank seems just a tiny bit... well, drunk in the video.

[datalaforge]

Extra deep voice in this one.

[Laszification]

First there was no Corn dog on the floor! Second: Millions of Peaches peaches for me, Millions of Peaches, Peaches for free! Booyah!

[starkidfangirl]

He is soooo drunk! GO HANK!!!! Sing us the anglerfish song!! Yay!!!

[Atuchy]

@starkidfangirl haha five days ago you went back and watched a bunch of videos from this time too... you are the most recent comment on a number of these videos... so HI! :D

[ThisIsMissLys]

this is probably my favourite vlogbrothers video. or one of.

[OhItsGinevra]

Hm, he does seem a bit more ... Hank-ish then usual.

[alexis474542]

Title=true

[iamthedocotor]

aperture settings aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

no glados noooooooooo

[NeapolitanSixth]

This is one of my all-time favourite Vlogbrothers videos. XD

[EvilCookieMonster144]

"Okay, soundcheck is turning into dreams coming true! Excellent!" That should be a shirt.

[kalipassion04]

@EvilCookieMonster144 I would so buy that shirt.

[TheAppsMann]

I usually watch these on my iPhone, so I don't have to worry about ads. :)

[Kerritheninja]

3:18 is one of the funniest things ever

[messyhair42]

The nerdiest thing ever would be Hank Green playing inside Powell's City of Books in Portland. And I would be there, having the time of my life

[Lottarandomness]

Is he really drunk? Like, really? In the morning? :O

[karinac25]

"Sound check is turning into dreams coming true, excellent!", one of my favourite lines in all of the vlogbrothers videos!

[PhillyGirl1]

@karinac25 agreed

[Puddingcistern]

Up to 15% or more?!? (This is where an interrobang would come in handy) I do not understand how that it possible. How can you have up to 15% and also have more than 15%? I am so confused!!!! Up to 15% is x>(or equal to)15%. Or more is 15%<(or equal to)x. AAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!! That’s like telling me I can have any percentage! asdjkl;.

[dylanthechameleon]

This video makes me sad because it was the first one I watched, and he was talking about going to Portland Oregon (Where I live) the next coming weekend and the show was sold out! D:

[PikachuIsJesus]

You're so cute. :)

&I don't mide the advertisements either..

[TriscuitFan]

Hank, if it makes you feel any better, I've watched about 55 or so of your videos (total guess) and I honestly can't even begin to tell you which advertisements I've seen while watching your videos. My instinct to click the [x] on the top right corner of an ad is so fast that it prevents me from even remembering which ads I saw. Please -- KEEP TAKING THEIR MONEY! You deserve to have money.

[BreeLa19]

IT'S NOT OREGONE! IT'S OREGON! THERE'S NO E AT THE END!!!

[InnocenceExperience]

They're all friends of Greg Benson.

[InnocenceExperience]

Gayest title ever.

[littleredridingdwarf]

IS HE DRUNK?

[littleredridingdwarf]

"Excellent."

[TheTatertotCasserole]

Ha! "I am not driving. Do you find me amusing?"

[lemonice2700]

@TheTatertotCasserole I do XD

[NarCoocoobrainTeam]

the thing is it's just 15% or more, not bothering the up to

[dragonruler978]

the first 30 seconds of this video are absolutely hilarious

[dog9girl]

Can I just say that you may have offended everyone from Oregon with your pronunciation of "Oregon?" It's "Ore-again" not "Or-a-gone.":)

[overratedname]

@dog9girl His pronunciation seemed quite intentional.

[DimpleGirl101]

You remind me of Tobuscus in this video.