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  • I love the end of the video "SHUT THE HELL UP" XD

  • Wow! Two thirty-some, well studied atheists manage to absolutely crush the argument of a boy who sounds to be still in his teens. Clearly this should prove that all atheists are the wiser.

  • @LolZ4LifE456 The thing is that this situation has repeated it self many many and many fucking times with Christians and Muslims.

  • @Regards200800 That may be so, but I find it unfair to assume this is what most christians/believers sound like. All the christians I know are rational and intellectual, not blubbering embarassments like this kid.

  • "Dere 'can't be nuthin'. How're c'n dere come somethin' from nuthin'..." Hillarious...

  • pwnd.

  • Haha this was awesome. I enjoy athiest experience a little too much. Keep it up guys. Someone has to rationalize the unrational.

  • "And all consumers of this evil you know as 'pizza' shall be cast into the endless abyss of boiling hot pasta sauce. If thou shalt remain loyal to me, thee shall bask in thy glorious strands of carbohydrates as your reward", so sayeth his majesty, the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster. *Kneels*

  • The sheer inability that the callers display is nothing short of amazing. When callers clearly have an absolute lack of conversational skills and the absence of reasoning and STILL wish to call in and attempt to debate this issue is a scary thing in itself.

  • Of course god is real. And so is satan. Hail Satan.

  • This guy is so wrong, there is no god. I know it's the flying spaghetti monster because I have faith and that's all i need to know it exists.

  • There are too many things that happen in this world to say that god isnt real. All the miracles that happen prove that there is something greater then us watching over us and protecting us.

  • @bob75ify Think about when the Earth was 100 million years younger, when dinosaurs were king, and ask yourself: "Do miracles happen here?" Probably not. It was a vicious place. Earth has only become less-vicious in the last few thousands of years, since man has spread out populated 6 out of 7 continents. Even the Mammalian lineage from which humans descend only started to thrive because there weren't as many carnivorous predators around.

  • @57rfx Also, you'll find my public humor doesn't consist of racism, because it is a touchy subject and I find that the whole premise is inconsistent with scientific process; in fact most people probably have no idea that there are really only three races: Caucasian, Negroid, and Mongoloid, and that all races used to classify people with different visible traits are merely a combination of those three. My public humor does consist of stereotyping, because a lot of people don't take it seriously.

  • @57rfx What do dinosaurs and miracles have in common?

  • @bob75ify Not God, I can tell you that

  • @57rfx I was merely pointing to the fact that humans have pretty well reshaped the world in the last few hundred years, but a few hundred years is such a short amount of time, geologically speaking. Almost infinitesimally small when compared to the length of time that dinosaurs ruled. It is merely an example used to show the time scale that most people have not much comprehension of.

  • Atheism simply dismisses the hypothesis that there is a god or creator, and goes about its business.

  • how do we know physics is real??? 0.0 sigh..

  • Damn Matt needs to chill, the guy on the other end may be acting confused and ignorant, but in no way was he being aggressive. Jesus Christ! (get it? get it?) Okay I'm going to go now.

  • @thomasxawesome please do go :)

  • @mp5yourmp3 okay man. I will.

  • @broy793 My horror is geometrically worsened if they've read their holy book. Before reading it they can at least claim ignorance of the heinous shit contained therein. The ones who've read their holy book, understood what they were reading (requiring the intellect of a bonobo) and then chose to continue living by it sicken me.

  • "Because there just has to," is a five-year-old's answer.

  • This is evidence enough for anyone who rejects this fantasy that we were created by some mythical sky fairy that those who hold this belief are not only ignorant but are also really fucking stupid questioning whether physics is true.

  • @57rfx These kind of nutjobs make me depressed to call myself an American... so from about age 5 I decided I'm Canadian. .___.

  • @Z6D4C4

    Only half of America is retarded. Be proud to be a part of the intellectually functional!

  • Fucking Americans.....

  • @57rfx what about americans?

  • @tylermrogers it's the combination of any of these: religious, ignorant, imbecilic, uneducated, bigot, and elitist. I don't consider myself American

  • @57rfx dude im american, atheist, and smart. dont be a dick i never did anything to you

  • @tylermrogers I am also those 3. I was directing it at Americans who exemplify those traits

  • @57rfx Aren't you being an elitist yourself? Not to mention ignorant, as you baldy generalized Americans as being religious despite the fact that over 15% of Americans are nonreligious.

  • @PhobicOne No, I was generally referencing those who are religious Americans, which was hardly a stretch considering that your 85% is pretty huge majority and a majority of those religious will be Christian, so I don't think i'm being ignorant if I have my facts straight.

  • @57rfx You generalized me, bro. I don't appreciate when you generalize a group that I (and you) belong to.

  • @PhobicOne If the generalization didn't apply to you, it wasn't directed at you.

  • @57rfx That's the stupidest thing I've heard in about a week, and I live in the South. That's like saying "fuck those stupid niggers" around black people then getting pissed off when they beat your ass. It doesn't apply to them because they're not stupid, right? Why be mad?

  • @PhobicOneSome of my sense and taste of humor consists of things that I think are stupid. Racism and Stereotyping are some of those things. I am American, why would I seriously make a statement that be of a contemptible or disapproving nature against myself, unless I was an elitist? Which, I can assure you, I am not. I can compare my interpretation of the original comment, which was meant as in a kid embarrassed because of their parents way, and yours which seems to be meant in a derogatory way.

  • @57rfx 1) You said you don't consider yourself American. This (to you) justifies making such stupid generalizations as you have.

    2) Elitism is possessing the attitude that you are better than others. Your saying you don't consider yourself American and then making generalizations about Americans definitely qualifies you as one.

    3) If you consider dissing Americans non-derogatory then you're far beyond reasoning with. Goodbye.

  • @PhobicOneIt seems to me that you take everything personally! You might want to edit your definition of elitism to encompass yourself, since you said that because I consider dissing Americans as non-derogatory, I'm not worth talking to. That, pretty clearly, is elitism. So I guess the original comment does apply to you!

    I don't think it is prudent to put a whole lot a stock in a quickly-written Youtube comment. I can pretty well assure you, I didn't pour my heart and soul into writing it.

  • @MIGAVELI

    - "same god in bible and quran?!? lol so stupid."

    Yes, you are pretty stupid, because it's never smart to 'lol' when you are making such ignorant remarks in public. Christianity is a cult that split off from Judaism, and the Islam is a later side branch that split off from that. The Muslims also know Jesus (as Isa), but they follow a later prophet with a different interpretation of that ancient desert god. It's old wine in new sacks, with some new elements for the flavor.

  • that is the problem.. cristians dont care...you hold a book infront of them and they just want to believe...this people are so stupid...ignorend..

  • @kefkapalazzo1 I'm guessing that you're a pretty firm athiest and nothing I say will have any affect on you. I'll guess we'll just have to wait and see which one is right. :)

  • @GreedyCapybara7 For a science report, a fifth grade boy took what he posted on Wikipedia and used it for a science report. Anyone can write on Wikipedia.

    And on an off-topic I'd rather live life believing God is real and then die to see that He's not, than living life thinking there isn't God and discovering when it's too late that He is real.

    - Lastly, I didn't mean any disrespect to you or anyone else.

  • Everything needs a creator. If you left a piece of paper and some crayons on the table and didn't let anyone touch it, there wouldn't be a picture - or even a scribble - the next day. You need an artist to make the masterpiece.

    How can there be a "Big Bang" with nothing TO bang? How could "missing links" survive with all the alteration? And how can you say you have the better proof when all of your precious links turned out to be hoaxes?

  • @DawniBold What the hell are you talking about?

    "nothing to bang", "all of your precious links turned out to be hoaxes"...nothing you said was even remotely accurate. I recommend looking up wikipedia and spending about 5min before going onto a public forum and saying something stupid.

  • @DawniBold That is fine if you believe that. What I don't get is why people believe that the bible is the "creator's" word? That is a book made and written by man. Put together by man. Interpreted by man. Man isn't perfect. They are sinners. So why do people use this book to run their lives and try to run other people's lives by the principle of a book?

  • @DawniBold well, if i leave a lightning cloud alone itll still produce lightning... just one of many examples in nature of how something happens without intervention from a sentient being. were still learning more about the big bang. we dont have all the answers yet, but it does not mean any god exists (or doesnt not trying to be too biased) . and were still looking for more fossils, but if a missing link is all you have to hold on to, you really dont have much now do you?

  • *sigh* That fool doesn't know how to defend his faith.

    The Bible has "weight" because it was recorded and passed down through history. It's like "How do you know Abraham Lincoln was assassinated by Booth?" Well, the information and facts were written down and are passed down.

  • @DawniBold doesnt mean its true. how do we know the myths of the greek gods arent real due to the same EXACT reasons you have just put forth?

  • shut the hell up!!

    4:00 part is funny

  • what a fucking moron

  • Physics is true because, by definition, it describes how things work. Cause: the universe works a certain way. Effect: man developed the language of math and physics to describe how the universe works.

  • alright!!!! i dont beleive in god... but i have a religion... i join the religion to have peace and fun and some time somewhere in a good place... church and religion is not supposed to brainwash you... its supposed to boost your morale..... if there's god.. why are there still terrorism... if there's only one god.. why are there allah.abraham.jesus etc..... if god is real why is all the people that are homeless that is praying for god dies quickly.

  • "How do you know?"

    "'Cos I do"

    Brilliant.

  • wow what an idiot

  • Why do these guys bother trying to have a rational debate with people who are incapable of distinguishing fact from fantasy?

  • @simon201063 Because if they can just convince one person watching this by making this guy look like an even bigger moron than he already is they have succeeded with their goal!

  • @simon201063 because it's good hilarious entertainment

  • @simon201063 because it makes good television!!!!!

  • @simon201063 To give us rational/sane people entertainment. :D

  • Callers like that guy really give those who believe in God a bad name. What a dumbass. We have to remember that science is still only man's interpretation of his surroundings. Just because we've discovered truths about our reality , that doesn't disqualify the possibility of a higher being establishing the laws of physics that we observe.

  • @clearpathtofollw

    It doesn't mean mice aren't actually incredibly intelligent and deceptive and that they designed all other life. The problem is they're absurd, pointless claims with zero evidence for their basis. Callers like this are idiotic, but they aren't responsible for contempt of religion. That should be given for those who believe something because they want it to be true and not for any actual reason. Possibility should never be sufficient for belief.

  • Now I know you are full of shit.

    You deleted all my comments.

    Can't handle it when you are loosing, can you.

  • They should start every program by saying --> If you are religious...thats fine...lets talk about it and share our form of viewing the point.

    But...If you dumb, fuck off and stop skipping classes. Go to school. Arrrg i hate dumb ppl.

  • "Whats Physics?"

  • we know its going to drop at 9.8 meters per second squared SHUT THE HELL UP i fucking love that part

  • The last refuge of a man with absolutely no answers, God did it. This is why religion is so dangerous, people are satisfied with believing that god created the world in seven days, they don't want to even try to learn the truth.

  • @xBlackEditionx Nope its that he's asking Americans. Lol

  • @TheReggaeMortis Or a box of Lucky Charms cereal to prove the existence of leprechauns! Lmao

  • @Pentagon1337 I see what you did there. However, when you said it, it seems way more intelligent than when he said it! Lol. And rightly so. ;)

  • God is fake because l said so. And because l said so it must be true.

    See what l did there?

  • I seriously hope this guy was a troll. *headdesk*

  • How do they cope. So many stupid people call.

  • lol FSM on the desk. I need one of those.

  • @XxI3ioHazardxX RAmen, /b/rother.

  • Using the bible to prove the existance of God is like using a comic to prove the existance of Superman

  • I could just listen to these show all day. Those callers are just so stupid and when the hosts asks them a question they are being hostile! Priceless :)

    Good job you guys. Love this show.

  • I wanna call so bad and just act really stupid to be in a video

  • @KuwaitF22 It really pisses Matt off when people do that, so I'd refrain from doing so, if I were you.

  • @HKOverlord117 I know I'm just kidding. But I think it would be really fun to call, I think I could have a good conversation with them.

  • @KuwaitF22 Well, I can't see why not. But personally, I like watching the hosts feed theists rope, and then the theists hanging themselves.

  • As Bill Maher once put it "Lets keep the science to the scientists"

  • lol "How do you know physics is true" I facepalmed so hard on this question, I couldn't believe it

  • I feel like theyre arguing with my 8 year old brother

  • An object must be observed first in order to give it a name and a definition which is how human understanding is developed and reality is perceived. Otherwise the claim is concieved by the imagination.

  • When i told this popular guy in school that im Atheist.. He started making rumors that im Satanic. .___.

  • @Hidamned How did, how, ho, uuugh. How does that guy not know that you have to be religious to worship satan?

  • Has anyone ever questioned whether the human brain is not complex enough to understand EVERYTHING... If a God does exist, we might not necessarily understand the complexity of it...

  • @RoflMyWaffles47 So what? Such an existence would still need to be proved first. We can worry about understanding it after we know it exists.

  • @RoflMyWaffles47

    If you can't understand "god" then how can you make any claims about it.

    I'm willing to bet my brain in more complex than yours.

  • This is too painful to watch.

  • religion was another made up cash cow... I don't know if its true for all religions, some people were crazy and heard voices and thought that from that point on they were prophets.. and others were made up to get people together to kill off another tribes of people...

  • jesus and his followers were probably on weed. dude watch this im walking on water. wow dude no way. the romans were like hes dum and put him on a cross. his followers took him town and put him in a toom then took him out. wow dude you came back from the dead. then they wrote a book about it. i would say that the people from finding bigfoot would have a better chance of finding bigfoot than you finding proof of god.

  • a few years back my mom mention something about god and i said "mom i know that god isnt real its just like santa and it just teaches kids right from wrong". she said" no its not he is real". I did not know that people actually were that fucking stupid to believe in shit like that. going to youth group and church is good for you though. they teach good life lessons.

  • HAHA! epic! :D I love this show <3

  • "Nothing" doesn't exactly work so well in quantum physics.

  • @PolitcalIslam Neither does "God did it!" when God's existence has never been established in the first place.

  • @FlyingPinkUnicorn I know…

  • TheAtheistExperience really are quite strident. They're not nearly as eloquent as Hitchens nor Dawkins.

  • @TweekDash matt has to deal with the same shit repeatedly over and over again, eventually, you lose your patience

  • @nickallah I understand. It's definitely the way I'd have reacted. There's such a thing as professionalism though..

  • @TweekDash true, I agree, although he IS human and this IS non-profit organization as far I know they take donations but thats it. matt has an intolerance for people who call in JUST to preach and bitch. I wouldnt tolerate that either, people are missing the point of the atheist experience.

  • classic example of what happens to the human brain when it isnt used very much....

  • This is about the closest thing you can get to legally beating the shit out of a guy in a wheel chair.

  • GollyGee, why did you let the caller rabble on for as long as you did? lol

  • Lol! "Well, what's physics?"

    I died

  • Omg this is so funny. I feel bad for the caller. People need to learn to accept that just maybe their faith isn't exactly true. It's just that...faith. We shouldn't let that control our lives and determine our future. That goes for everyone. I don't believe in a so called God, but maybe there is. However there is no physical evidence to show it or am I going to go by some biblical literature. Out future should be the result of scientific facts, not assumption. We would be better off. One day.

  • "What is physics?" That about sums up his argument.

  • haahaaa the "noouu" at 3:33

  • The 1st thing this jackass does is quote the Bibblit. He's a fucking moron...straight up. Quoting useless Bibblit verses is nothing more than blind faith, and blind faith is a way of saying "I'm an idiot, therefore "Goddidit". Theists are a waste of fucking oxygen. Did this reject ever actually learn to read ANYTHING?

  • @TheCrimsonification Probably not, actually. Christians are fine with selecting only the good parts of the Bible, but they ignore or write off the bad parts as something Jesus changed when he died. Someone actually said that the parts about slavery and conduct of war were "laws made specifically for ancient Israelites". So God decided to give special laws to that one group of people.

  • @werebee Yer not saynng what I don't already know. I don't take any Theist beliefe seriously. As far as I' concerned, they're a sick fucking joke that needs a MEGADETH!

  • @ProfessorDislike I just became christian thanks to this caller!

  • Does Christianity really dumb down their followers this much? ouch.....

  • @xBlackEditionx It's pretty sad that Atheists know more about Christians books than they do...

  • Wow. They're patience is god like.

  • @amnt2more Their*

  • @loayzc10 Yes. Thank you.

  • @amnt2more * their ................ FFS

  • @amnt2more

    Seriously. As soon as he said "what's physics...?" I would have hung up.

  • @amazingsushipanda excuse the spelling errors...i'm not used typing on a touch screen

  • they're very wrong fir making the assumption that the christian god and the christian god are the same...the christian god is a father by the fact that he cojsiders humans as his children and also tue christian god had a perfect son...not the islamic god...

  • @amazingsushipanda Did you just say that the Christian god isn't the same as the Christian god?

  • This video is almost 2 years old, does anyone know if that ignorant caller ever bothered to enlighten himself or chose to remain in the dark ages?

  • 3:15 "What's physics?" Oooohh shit, LOL!

  • And the winner of the Nobel Prize for proving god is real, by virtue of "because" is...

  • Let's call the presumption that beings exist until disproved "the presumption principle" or PP.

    PP suggests that YHWH exists and it equally supports that Stan exists. Stan is the 'god' mutually exclusive to YHWH.

    Let's call "YHWH exists" 'Y', and "Stan exists" 'S'.

    PP equally supports Y & S.

    Yet S = Not Y (because they're mutually exclusive).

    Therefore, just as PP supports Y & S, it also supports Y and Not Y.

    Contradiction. Therefore we cannot presume existence until disproved.

  • I find it hilarious that people give bible quotes as proof of god.

  • @legostarwarsmaster14 They tend to end calls that are just ridiculous because they only have a certain amount of time. Also, they've already covered this about 500 times. So the caller has only himself to blame.

  • @legostarwarsmaster14 Really? A. They only have a certain amount of air time on the show. They had to end the call - the show was over. B.  Why the hell would you want to debate with somebody that asks "What is physics?"

  • Okay, I really with most Christians weren't this stupid because it gives them an extremely bad name. I'm not here to preach and shove my belief down your throat, but I believe the question still stands as moderately approachable, it was just worded extremely wrongly by the idiot on the phone... What I got from it was that he was asking where any existence came from in the first place without a God.

  • @AwesomeJimJam Which can be countered with if everything needs a creator, who created god?

    At some point, something does not need a creator, bringing up the question "Why does there have to be a god?"

  • @ImFlareonBitch I guess that makes enough sense. I think it's more based on how willing you are to believe in it though; there's obviously only two conclusions you can get from it, and since no one was there when it happened, we'll never truly know. Also, it depends on how you see God and whether or not He needed a creator as well.

  • @AwesomeJimJam Yes, and in the words of Carl Sagan. Instead of invoking god, you could just say that the universe has always been there in one state or another.

  • This IQ of this caller is actually representative of what I consider the average Christian IQ to be. Questioning physics?.. Yep.. IQ of a Christian.

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  • Dude, that was painful ( Stewie Griffen Quote )....lol

  • i love that they do not preach certainty, like the theist, they preach demonstrable science(aka fact) and if that can't prove it they say, "we're not sure but logic says..." exactly how atheists should act except for the standoffishness and hang-up.

  • @helloiammojo - The hang-up appens because the caller refuse to let them explain to him what he obviously doe not understand. If he had let them finish their sentences, they would not have hung up.

  • @helloiammojo "exactly how atheists should act"

    lol? Are we a clique now? =P

  • There's nothing inside the callers brain but how can he still talk and have opinions?

    Checkmate atheists!

  • @dummychaos He has been told what to believe by someone else and is rattling off what he's been told rather of thinking for himself and choosing what to believe in order to develop his own individual opinion; I class people like that to be ventriloquist dummies, regurgitating the words of the person who's got their hand up their ass and as we all know, ventriloquist dummies don't HAVE brains

    King me

  • no we did come from nothing.. we aren't real.. we're probabilities.. when ya die you come back to life in another life..

  • well in this science experiment they found out that we weren't real either..

    we just blink in and out of existence..

    so we aren't real either.. and it seems like sometimes God answers prayers but not all the time..

    so maybe he's just as unreal as we are..

  • @cazopy can you give a link to the science experiment you are talking about? And the peer review papers that belong with it? And please also the person that won a nobel because of this? 

  • the caller, god is real because

    the hosts: No comeon present some evidence and we will believe you but because is not an answer so what is your evidence?

    the caller: OH JUST BECAUSE ITS GOD AND GODS LIKE TOTTALY AWESOMENSHIT

  • Your saying bacause you cant get any better answer........Your saying bacause you cant get any better answer........Your saying bacause you cant get any better answer.........GODDAMMIT stop interupting me!!! :P

  • Most of these callers are from Texas....

  • @Emlis16 Well they air from Texas too, so maybe that's why.

  • @MrSchnitzel19 I didn't know that :P

  • The universe is complex, therefore it had a creator

    God is more complex than the universe, therefore it didn't have a creator?

  • @bigredphenom god is not so complex. according to the bible he is just a simple asshole.

  • @topperheartramada "according to the bible he is just a simple asshole."

    That's not very fair or appropriate.

    The entity in the bible is more like a really sick sex psycho who commits lots of murders, comes up with twisted punishments and rules for humans to follow, etc.

    To equate simple average assholes in everyday life (like someone who backs into your car and then just takes off) with the evils of such a sick entity, that's not very fair to the average assholes.

  • It's based on the same god you worship.

    No it's not.

    Yes, it is!

    No it's no-ot.

    Just missing the "nuh-uh" we all had in kindergarden :D

  • @macmaasi79

    I was waiting for "I'm rubber, you're glue" to make an appearance at some point :)

  • "how do you know physics is true?" :| 

  • I could have done better. You dont go at it that way...you say, "on what evidence do you presume that life without God is possible."

  • @blipperful that question is flawed since it assumes that the following is true: god is real AND plays a role in sustaining life. the very basis of atheism is that this claim has not been adequately demonstrated and therefore is not to be assumed. scientific study does not rely on god as a force but instead seeks to identify, quantify, and confrim the forces that do control the mechanisms that allow for life. calling these forces "god" does nothing to help you understand them.

  • haha this is the same guy that called in one of the other videos! someone is a little bit by-curious :)

  • The guy who called was a fucking idiot. These two are very smart.

  • @theironiclove now now, I like to think dogmatic people like the caller are just uneducated and were conditioned so that they never developed the critical thinking skills to understand that the Bible is bologna.

    If we want any progress in changing the world for the better, it's necessary to not be condescending (or just make fun of them privately :D)

  • @herpderpmonkey well said

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA at 2:45 when he says so i proved it i crapped my pants and laughed all at the same time.

  • This was just painful. Like watching a lion take on a lamb. These programs are only entertaining to me, when they have a caller who is actually in possession of a brain and all it's components.

  • I'm sorry, but the hosts completely ignored the callers question. They danced around it, but they didn't answer it.

    First, they made the case that the earth was formed by dust, but what formed the dust? The universe, but what formed the universe? What formed physics? The big bang? Then what caused the big band? I'm not going to believe that nothing exploded and formed the universe. Something else had to.