Who Are You?

[Joeyisamadman]

biggest fear..hmm..my doggy leaving me all alone. i wuvved her :D

Ps: Since when is To wuv a verb?

[ilovecupkakez]

tornados. I am DEATHLY afraid of TORNADOS.

[ChinchillasForever]

My biggest fear growing up was someone sneaking into my house and brutally murdering me...no seriously one time I was 10 and I stayed home from school because I was sick and I couldn't find anything to watch on TV so I watched one of those documentarys on murders like cold case files or American Justice scared the shit out of me, but I have been watching stuff like that ever since XD

[Frankelbonito]

What!? There's so many ppl behind all your work lol I thought it was only you... Well everything makes sense now. Biggest fear... Getting decapitated.

[kiannawatt]

My biggest childhood fear was storm drains I was terrified of either me or my dog falling down one. I now completely avoid them automatically >.>

[clara4732]

my biggest fear was waking up old.... :D

[WhiteVII]

I'MA TARANTULA

[1ckmonster]

can someone tell me what the name of his intro song on this video is?????

[WilzoHD]

The episode today made me come back and watch "I'm a tarantula"

[HEADSHOT09]

I mean that is the coolest thing to see the guy at the start of the video wearing a weekend confirmed shirt. Amazing podcast!

[SugarHostage]

My biggest fer was of Barbie dolls and dildos

[Oskie425]

0:04, Yeah homie, I gotta black friend!

We call him Token. I <3 Token :D

[ikiktreez]

My biggest fear is me attacking a alligator ..

[Oskie425]

@ikiktreez whoa dude your fucking dangerous! lols

[TheLegoipod]

Biggest fear? Alligator attacking me from behind as I wak thru a dark hallway weird?

[SharamanONorgannon]

I had a dream once, where me and my 2nd grade class went in an elephants mouth and came out of its mouth for fun.... I've been scared ever since

[happybirthday101201]

one of my biggest childhood fears was being eaten alive by a lion... I had dreams about that for years. Matty, you're awesome!

[Nani101]

XD Tony is adorable <3

[MegaKiwifish]

Getting some STD by some losse braud

[Tommocrow23]

I'm Pretty sure James is Karl Pilkington...

[chessdude3]

I had a phobia of lettuce....

[sarahsoccergirl]

My biggest childhood fear was that flying monkeys would come in the middle of the night and throw me into a volcano while munchkins danced around the volcano.

[dugkonic]

you say retard to much........................

[manhoimanh]

The words fuck off

[doza146]

It was, is, and probly always will be, Spiders

[angelorels]

I had, and still have a deep fear of the escalators at the mall. The combination of vertigo, a fear of heights and a horrid imagination doesn't help with moving stairs.

[SuperMoonJelly]

sadly the dark, and im kinda still afraid...but im technically still a kid so you cant really judge...

[ReallyHateSigningUp]

Lmfao, I'm a tarantula

[mcrsfilmclips]

jello was mine nd i not even joking

[MartinSeptimII]

My penis.... is that weird?

[kraftdinerwizard3]

3:04 lmfao

[Jadexfriendsforever]

uhh well, for some reason I saw the movie "Halloweentown" where everyone gets turned into the think they're dressed up as, so for the rest of my childhood I only wore "harmless" costumes (read: cheerleader, "witch", Britney Spears, an Olson twin, a pumpkin-girl, etc.)

My biggest fear was that I'd become something terrible and terrify /maim /kill people- especially without having actual knowledge of doing so.

[NerdyMcNerderson]

My biggest fear was flushing the toilet have no idea why...

[ShadowXM13]

The dark.

[TheRcade]

lmao im a fealress bastard.....except pubic hair that creeps me out :L

[sssakkk]

being kidnapped

[LeanneNicola94]

The dark... and rapists. Not even kidding.

[DeltaA118]

Easy Catholic priests

[Mar7752]

fear.......PhillyD not being awsome

[bigmuffexpress]

Nyquil. Badass.

[bethany08able]

qotd: mixing different sodas or juices because my sister told me that was mixing chemicals and i would die

[esme000]

Turning into a female version of Charlie Sheen....ewww....ok....that's just disgusting.....

[ghroyce]

my biggest fear... not being as cool as PhillyD... nah im joking... he's a freak...

[hiImambergetusedtoit]

my biggest fear, wakeing up one morning and being the only one on the planet

[nikeprodigy]

is it bad that i knew nyquil before he said what it was? love that stuuuuff.

[Phycon2000]

Guys, Mattie's channel is RoyStClair Thumb up so they see!

[conversefreak29]

White vans. Long story...

[NinaMans]

i was terrified of tarantulas. not all of them, actually. just a specific one. it was kind of blond...

[kyla92m]

I'm afraid of... centipedes Q-Q

[ImPuffBroccoli]

@kyla92m Everytime I think of centipedes i think of the movie Human Centipede. Man that was a crazy movie.

[Asleepintheelement]

IM A TARANTULA

[xendoron]

Matt you suck a pronouncing drug names fyi. but good try lol

[lapisfly]

3:06

just about made my day three times

[kcels2]

I was afraid of walking up the stairs from the basement once I turned off the light...I had to run up, and half the time I'd be screaming at the same time. Also scared of building stairwells.

[jklol767]

who is behind sebastian rolling posters at 39 sec rolling posters?

[DJishful]

aliens and where babies come from

[BuffaloWarrior7]

I didn't know Sebastian was British till this episode...

[kemey1494]

I always pick black when I play chess because black is the bad guy color.

[hotrod918]

i was and still am afriad of girls they have cooties and V@61N@2 (VAGINAS)

[SicklySweet1992]

Matt, Can I Have You :P Ur Suuuuuuupppppppeeeeerrrrrr Cute <3

[IntstantRameninacup]

He totally said acetaminophen and dextomethorphan wrong. haha ;D

Ah-see-tah-min-oh-fen

dex-to-meth-er-fan

[kraftdinerwizard3]

IMA TURANTULA LOLOLOLOLOLOL I FUKING DIED

[mrskikilopez]

I was afraid of insects/snakes in the toilet...

[PauloTheWallo]

LMAO.

[nagol1994]

Falling into a really deep puddle.

[Burtonman44]

I was afraid of the dark side of deep pools! Thanks for the intro to the staff yo!

[watashiwasakuradesu]

I used to jump into my bed from a few feet away in fear that the thing living under my bed would snatch my ankles and I would never be seen again...

[Cawwalo]

i dont think your sell out or anything, but what happened the the sxe phil, the one who did the "stay awake as long as you can" with shay, dave, charlie and other, thats the phil we miss

[elementohsix]

Sebastian is sooo cute. The accent is too attractive.

Anyways, I was afraid of aliens as a child lol idk I just thought they were gonna get me

[poyitovision]

i was scared of the puppet from goosebumps

[KRYSTALisNICE]

I was afraid of the dark.



[Pam4Rob]

well I was raised by christian concervative republicans, so I was afraid that the world was going to end and God was going to come back and take his people, because in the bible it said he comes like a theif in the night, and I was always scared to death of that, and that I wouldn't see my parents again or something because I wasn't as religous as them, but how religous can you be a 10 years old?? lol

[Pam4Rob]

you pronounced acetomenophen wrong, its actually pronounced Aceetominofin.

[jamie3197]

lol, my biggest childhood fear was clowns, because they kill people, Supernatural said so

[SplitSniper7]

@jamie3197 Haha planes crash and apparently clowns kill!

[MakBos0211]

Omg I just what to have one night with matty, and its funny how sebastian was not attractive to me at all but once i found out that he is british...well lets just say i want to three some with matty and sebastian.

[spunkykeifer358]

SEBASTIAN IS CUTE AND BRITISH

[l0serpants]

when i was little i was scared of people with different languages or accents

[evergirl1231]

I LOVE SEBASTIAN

[IvanaTuchYoPingus]

MARK IS BRITISH

[BoomWNSHA]

My biggest fear was that when I went to sleep, Dracula would come and suck my blood, so I used to always cover my neck with the bed sheet, like somehow cotton would save me! But hey, still no vampire bite so wooooooooo! ^_^

[iplaybasketball2345]

The Darkness!

[supperEnergyBar]

Micheal Jackson.......... :O 

[DunkRyan]

This was nice, it probably worked better at the start of the new and improved vloggities, but I'm less confused now.

[supperEnergyBar]

@DunkRyan THATS NOT UR MOST FEARED MEMORY!! >:D

[firebender111]

spiders

[HaploidCell]

QOTD: toilett-snake, mostly.

[HaploidCell]

Other kids?

[catalystxx]

EVERYTHING ABOUT THE BATHTUB i was scared about the toilet.

[KillerNomNomz]

Being home alone and being in the dark :/

[rayquaza93wi]

QOTD: Godzilla in the toilet ._.

[CurtisGibsonIsGay]

I'm a tarantula

[yeahyeahyeah816]

As a kid, my biggest fear would definitely have to be getting lost/ left in the mall or any big store for that matter...

[jay20592]

Toilet snakes .... Most terrifying thing imaginable

[eivrykun]

boobies

[GravityFletcher]

My biggest fear as a kid would've been swallowing pills.. i nearly choked to death on a piece of candy and i wasn't able to swallow pills until like 8 years after that happened.

[zSucKiiTz]

IMA TARANTULA!

[Impul123]

Getting yelled at by my parents......

[IdaABC]

GHOSTS!!!

[Shir4ever]

The dark o.O

[JacKingy]

yay for fellow brits!!!!

[thehaloofthesun]

That whole tarantula thing is gonna haunt me for the rest of my life

[aguguo]

Co Za Azy

[BxIxRxDxMxAxN]

Stoopid aunt let me watch stephen kings IT when i was 4, and since been terrified by clowns! T_T

[o0AngelBlu0o]

my greatest fears growing up was Chucky

[jimmyc00l]

because a tarantula is an insect ;_;

[lordfordy014]

"I'M A TARANTULA" that should go on a shirt :D

[Weapon0fCho1ce]

@lordfordy014 I AM A BANANA!

[ItsJaySim]

@lordfordy014 The sole reason I came back and rewatched this.

[CrimsonRoseDragon]

My biggest fear was the power going out and i couldn't watch TV or VHS's.. Or play my Sega Genesis, cuz that's all we had in the early 90's..

[Labyrinthianlogic]

my greatest fear when growing up was of the dark... like the places uner the couch and my bed and stuff... I blame it on little monsters the movie lol

[KittenDragoonis]

I was and still am afraid of deep water xD

[Hinichio]

Vampires.

[fearruler]

QOTD: WOMEN

[SarahSerotonin]

I always thought the pool would open up at the bottom and sharks would come out and eat me

[Aussiejmann]

coza asy

[LonelyxHeartsxClub]

My cousin's friend looks exactly like a ginger Matty.

[mimisoso121]

HOOWWW does phil make money?????

[Alexander1358]

@mimisoso121 cuz you watch his videos, And Everybody here do to...so...THat's money kinda in a wierd way but hey money xD

[MrLucasD123]

wtf an intern for a youtuber?

[toulouse666]

QOTD: My biggest childhood fear?

Easy: Non-existance.

I know, what type of kid has existential dilemmas at 7 you may ask? Well... me.

[TheRandomChickCG]

my biggest fear was and still is sewer grates im afraid when i walk over them they'll fall in and i'll fall to of my foot or some thing will get cought idk its irrashional

[chrislee4343]

my biggest fear was "i'm a tarantula"

[staceydyan]

My biggest fear growing up was year round school.

[lovelessai01]

My mother dying, still is my biggest fear.

[DubVBlondie0419]

again i rewatched to just see how cute James is <3 haha

[HELLJUMPERv2]

That thing that lived in my vcr.

[TemariOfTheSand53004]

there was a specific flower that gave me the complete CREEPS... like if I saw the yellow and black spotted thing I would shiver, sprint into the garage, find the longest stick (like a shovel) and hit it until I couldn't tell what it was, and then bury it.... later I realized that there was a reason it grew in the exact same area every f'n year.... but not until I was like.. 10..and by that time, it was a tradition

[TemariOfTheSand53004]

1. I LOVED THIS VIDEO

2. I was afraid of people seeing my shoulders, (no idea why) and afraid that my shoes would be stuck to my feet forever... so I tried my best to shimmy my way out of my house without Grandma noticing I wasn't wearing shoes...

[sweetpary]

Black chess pieces remind him of Darth Vadar.....Ahhhh-mazing.

[oldlop]

Someone behind the sower curtain

[WhiteTigerOne]

Tornadoes... I live in WA so that was kind of a weird fear...

[Br3nda91732]

my biggest fear was my parents dying

[thisdude91]

E.T....scared the shit outta me! i would never bend over in front of anything that had E.T.'s face on it, he has that long finger for a reason!!!

[james44121]

I used to think while swimming in the deep end of a pool a Great White Shark would suddenly come out of the center and eat me unless I touched the ladder within a given a certain amount of time. I was a weird kid.

[o0Theresa0o]

I sure hope Dani gets paid well.  Sounds like she is the glue of that operation.

[Br3nda91732]

@o0Theresa0o the crazy glue

[RyanMckeating]

giant african ninja bees

[Caleb06691]

man does mat have his own youtube channel I would totally watch that

[highdivegandi]

My biggest fear was my penis...

[theemuka]

intro song??

[4Akuma]

2:07 is a chemist not a chemical engineer. Cause we do not do stuff like that.

[ErectMonstrosity]

my biggest fear was my uncle raping me again D:

[MrNate0620]

NEEDLES! they still are

[lightning2525]

spiders

[AfricanRooster]

I was seriously afraid of small rodents when i was younger.

Used to think raccoons would crawl up into my bedroom window and gut me. Fuck...

[tankgirl66]

heights....then I went bungy jumping and I am still scared of heights.

[frety2k7]

My uncle touching me?

[123cat321]

Aliens... I watched ET when i was about 5 and it scared the crap out of me.

[CalebRulez2]

3:06 over and over... Just do it.

[crippleboyz13]

a hurcules beatle

[familyguyfan8]

Everyone expect an "I'm a tarantula" remix soon. 

[nosborn31]

getting sucked into the tiolet when i flushed......i started flushing when i was 14 (13 atm)

[familyguyfan8]

Harold the Scarecrow from Scary stories to tell in the dark. He took their skin, man. Who takes people's skin??

[svanur92]

Have you ever seen Little Nemo(Disney film).

The Nightmare King...

[1purplelaura]

Clowns

[offspringrlegendjd]

woah woah woah, WHAT?! 0:30 did that AMERICAN just call british lazy... PAHAHAHAA!!!

[juno8909]

Furby used to freak me out!

[stripyhouse]

the ankle grabber under the bed

[MarsxShadow]

3:05 = !!!Epic Win!!!!

[oneperson2person]

I used to be scared of trees, but only at night.

[stupka4091]

a-c-toe-men-a-fin

[majoraoftime]

I was scared of the woman who said "Please hang up and try your call again. This is a recording" if you listened to the dial tone for too long.

[davva360]

Dani needs a raise.

[papernunja]

my biggest fear was stepping on the lines on the school cafiteria floof

or maybe the tarantula lady.....hmmm

[papernunja]

my biggest fear was stepping on the lines on the school cafiteria floof

[elanaytr6310z]

Biggest fear...getting my scalp cut off...

[trivium57]

i thought tornados were actually giant tomatos. I thought they were going to come and crush my house and kill my family. i guess im pretty fucked up

[pingubrain]

MATTY NEEDS HIS OWN CHANNEL!

@pingubrain he has one he plays video games and talks about them (its AWESOME)