jpmetz: Some Tips for Dating Ep. 1

[yarstar138]

Damn hes little

[rxcxavier7]

Lmao. He's a terrible date

[vivianvortecksx]

I would kill to see the bloopers for this.

[xRealxKagomex]

Wait so is he gay? Cz he was making out with this girl on one of her videos and then he is making out with a dude in another video.. I'm confused

[bluesnorks]

@xRealxKagomex What if he's bisexual? And. . . wait. Why does it matter?

[outfitish]

i really want to see her, robby

[ReneeAnnMakeup]

hliarious



[xxReanhaxx]

you should have beat him up LMAO

[classicalAnime]

Some how i got by searching mentos is not gum

[DiNgFrIeSaReDoNe43]

"Is that like, a fat joke?" LMFAO

[pubesinabag]

PLOW HER MAKE BABY ROBBIES WITH JPMETZ

[ItzKimmyx]

LOL! WENDY'S REALLY?!

[LaneOfJane]

I dated a guy like this. I mean exactly like this.

[IRISistibleMakeup]

@LaneOfJane poor you! he really got on my nerves

[mickasaurr]

is he that much of an asshole or is he joking?>

[genaroh3]

Lol. I nvr kept up with the series. Who did he impregnate?

[bruinreuben]

I think robbie likes guys

[UUHHSS11]

llmfao!!!!! Love itttr♥

[Iwuzhere321]

"Is that like a fat joke?" LOL

[WhenWeCryTheyCry]

"I'm going to be going on a blind date today with Robby."

Lolwhuut?

[nekoaimee1]

hes hot.... ^///^ but an ass <3 lmao

[PlainandBlue]

I'm glad they didn't go to Applebee's cuz that fat bitch Angela works there.

[ICantImASaudiGirl]

he is sooo mean and i love him

[ICantImASaudiGirl]

oh he wanted to kiss her !!? ohh

[randommasters2139]

What great tips, tell her to change, yell at her, smack her lollipop of her hand, take someone like her for a nature walk, argue, let your date leave you, don't pay for something over a dollar,

[xxnmarie]

nvm she doesnt

[xxnmarie]

whats different about justine here? o.O Oh...she looks happy

[gcanary]

Robbie: Most likely because they lack confidence. How rough and tough they are hiding behind a computer screen. Lack of education and life time of ignorance.

[OfcIturm96]

Yes, gravity does stop for JPMETZ

[webkinzmoma]

Just imagine if this were for reaL, He's NEVER BE ABLE 2 MAKE A LITTLE ROBBIE....EVER!! NOt after Justine was through with him.

[SomeTipsForLife]

Why the fuck does this video have the most vile, ignorant people commenting on it? Grow up.

[SIMKINYX]

@SomeTipsForLifeYesterday I've discovered your channel. I enjoy your vids alot! This one too made me laugh many times.You are witty and funny and intelligent and brave and I would love to have you as my friend (actually more than a friend). So this is a cheer up comment on your 7 months old comment. :)

[kandy374]

Biiitch i lno u aint talking to me like that biitch u dont know who i am biitch get somting Straite keep talking shet u dont wana see wants gana go down Fat ass

[kandy374]

Biitch u neet to shut the fuck up Fat ass wole nobody waz talking to u lil wole

[kandy374]

wow why Fat gurls

[SiLlyGoOse4321]

@kandy374 wow why are YOU opening your dumb mouth?!

[kandy374]

Fucking Biitch u neet to shut your big fat Dumb Mouth cuz aint no body talking to u lil biitch

[SiLlyGoOse4321]

@kandy374 LOl whoooa ok lil girl CALM DOWN. You realize you are trying to start a fight with someone on YT? LOL grow up and GO AWAY, no one needs your negativity and rude comments on a hilarious vid like this.

[kandy374]

@SiLlyGoOse4321 Fuck u biitch u nett to grow up lil biitch cuz the one whos gana end up in the hosputal is u wole lol u even Blockt me FAT ASS U FUCKING PUSSY ASS LOL CLINE YOUR ASS N GO TO THE GYM LIEM ASS STUPED ASS CHANEL U HAVE

[SiLlyGoOse4321]

@kandy374 lmao u are a lil psycho aren't u? haha nic vids on ur channel. What a WEIRDO u are. Grow up lil ghetto crazy girl!! Im done with you, BUH BYE!

[kandy374]

@SiLlyGoOse4321 FUCK U BIITCH U JUST SAYD IT AM FROM THE ghetto SO WATT LIL WOLE THEM OLD ASS BIITCH U BNEET TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

[TheOfficialMG]

@kandy374 Why are you getting mad and threatening someone on youtube? Everyone on here isn't worth anyone else's time, really. Nobody on here is worth getting mad at! Just forget about all these people on here starting fights. Enjoy your time on youtube. You should have fun here! Not fighting with people you dont even know! (:

[kandy374]

@TheOfficialMG Am not But SiLlyGoOse4321 Start talking sht No body waz talking to her stuped ass

[kandy374]

@TheOfficialMG But You knoe watt am take your ad vice n just live a lone anyways no body waz talking to her am gana just have fun on her THankz ma

[TheOfficialMG]

@kandy374 No problem. Hey If you like funny stuff you should check out Julian Smith videos. It's not my videos but I like them and they're real funny! :D

[kandy374]

@TheOfficialMG Sure i well am chek it out n tell u abut it

[TheOfficialMG]

@kandy374 Cool! If you dont like the first one you watch try another cuz they really are FUUUUNNNNNNNY!

[MakeUp14522]

is sometipsforlife and soundlyawake brothers????

[TotalStar4ever]

LMAO funniest thing ever and the both of you look so cute :D

[gottalovedrake21]

Haha thought that was the cutest/funniest date I've seen(:

[roseviper2002]

if it was real, that guy was a real dick!

[peypeyneekin]

the point of a blind date is to not know who they are or what they look like

[SpookyKonMousie]

"was that like a fat joke ..?"

LMFAO xD

[Jazlovieram622]

Ok I'm confused is it just a joke thing or was it real?

[OneWayRoad]

jpmetz looks really pretty here

[1nerdykid]

RObbie's SOO HOT!

[truebeautyforever]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[EdeLovesGerrard]

lmmmmmmmmmmaaaaoooooooooooo i was literally cracking up the whole time.

[watchgeek1]

oh what a walk in the park.... lol justine was so jokes

[xbuhlairmuhreyyx]

Robbie is so hott.

[iBetterGetPayed]

"what's more romantic about this tree then that tree?"

[ebelle543]

i would murder him.

[LivelovedreamSoccer]

Is this a real date or just for fun?? Somebody help me out

[MiEzJjEl]

i cant decide wether this is funny or just very disturbing

[1313hahaha]

...was that a fat joke?

[xxBreakTheSilencexxx]

dude he's a jerk!!!!!!!! and wtf is wrong with her appearance? its decent

[mike913913]

@xxBreakTheSilencexxx i think its suppose to be like this, i dont really think the guy is a douche in real life

~LOVE Anna

[xxBreakTheSilencexxx]

@mike913913 yeahh i guess ur right. (:

[pwettyangel123]

Robbie, I'm falling in love with you !

[TheEndlessSymphony]

He is so cute! :O

[UltraCabbage]

You look exactly like my neighbor.. But like 10 years older. It's insane

[101FTD]

Not fucking well in d head at all

[lluuvvuu]

asshat :)

[666Flyingdevil]

"over all it was a terribles expereance"

"would you do it again?"

"Ya"

LOLOOLOLOLOLOL

[paklilqt]

Mad funny lol. The guy is sexxyyy'

[ItsJustMissSarah]

"Can't we just go to Applebee's?" LOL.

[racewalk17]

That was so tender.

[nowthatweredone1011]

Hi,

I love both of you.

That's all.

[SmileLyubov]

that guy is so hot..

[ShaCrackin]

Oh my gosh, when he drops the fry down her shirt and eats it. Greatest thing ever.

[mollymarie2]

Only if they paid me money or I got to punch his prick ass in the face would I do it again.

[HIKAMA13579]

he looks like he is gay

[169axl169]

I love watching this lol its too funny !!

[Solcito1235]

It was a horrible experience...

would you do it again?

yeah

[9Cisar]

<3 <3 <3 <3 Justine. You can NOT get better than jpmetz. She's quite the catch.

[QuickDodgeTheBullets]

so i can ens==inseminate. imma have a little robbie. NO a little robbie! fuck dat lol

[TuxedoComplex]

lmfao the piano music is hilarious, every time it comes on I burst out laughing.

[jtbe23]

I love u Justine...

[nishaswirl]

LMAO @ Wendy's!!!!!!!!!!!

[FirstClassHeroines]

i love how gay guys can do these types of videos without feeling awkward :) it makes for great videos. hehe

[FirstClassHeroines]

"cause if it's a girl i'm gonna abort it."

D: poor baby fetus.

[forevernovember24]

she's so cute!

[nadaquefazer]

robbie: hi.. (gives her a stick and grass)

justine: what's this?

freakin' LOL!!!!!!!

[Muyomi]

SO AWKWARD THAT IT'S FUNNY :D

[TALKtotheBOOBS]

"overall, it was a terrible experience."

"Would u do it again?"

..."yeah."

;)

[mahtexas]

OH MY GOD IT'S MEGAN FRIGGIN FOX!!!

but she must be incognito because shes calling herself "Justine"

[igonomnom]

This is the most awkward and awesome thing EVER. HAHAHHA

[SepehrBLK]

Is this suppose to be funny?!

[CaseyAUS]

@SepehrBLK Ah, it is funny. Duh.

[princezz852]

jokess

[naniloka26]

This is soo halarious !!!

[spooftracks]

LOOOOL

would you do it again?

yea!

[TheSunnynAnaShow]

haha cant we just go to applebees

[xBlAcKrAiN95x]

Fat? You think Justine is fat!?!?!? Whhhhatt thhee fuuuckk?

[arasiley19]

Haha this was so funny, I agree this guy is an ass

[Zimtjunkie]

why didnt she leave in the first place or tell him how inappropriate he was?

[MBair9109]

ahahah he's such an ass

[PeAcEfReAk333]

haha going on a date with Robbie would b a BLAST!

[EscapeNewJersey]

"His hair is starting to thin a little bit", well, so is yours Justine!!

[jadelauren12]

I love youu Robbie -3 Marryyy meeeeeeeee ;)

[DashyAzzaVex]

I LOLed  when he gave her the 'flowers'

[songhug]

id go on a nature walk with you! :]

[trobulz69]

date meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeee robbie!!! ;D

[CartoonieKitsunie]

I <3 you Justine!!

[MissLucyBoomer]

Now I have a craving for a cigarette and more Jpmetz

I'm a straight women and I would date her

I would date her so good :D

[starbound25]

"you wanna taste me later?" haha and I loved dipping the fry in her cleavage

[LoveAndStars897]

@starbound25 Me Too :))

[luckytom08]

Hahahaha I'll let you pick one thing that's a dollar. Unless you want to buy it yourself, then you can get whatever you want.

[TheCosmeticJunky]

do you take all your dates here?

[gabrielamarcano453]

Justine's feet are cute =)

plus, i love the sound of her flip flops lol

[soupalex]

Thanks to SomeTipsForLife, I know that it is a waste of time to attempt to climb a tree in order to impress jpmetz (Y)

[adelvidz]

HAHAHAHAHA. YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE, IT'S GREAT

[CarinaCake]

Im sorry, i truely am. That poor lady only wants a date and she got a selfcentered prick like you! Im not one to put hate messages to peoples comment board. Infact, this is the first. But this is appauling! i agree with the lady 110%. If you done that to me i would slap you too! LOL AT YOU.

[instantpeanuts]

"after 10 dates im gonna have the viewers choose which girl they want me to inseminate so i can make a little robbie " :)

[aquagirl626]

that dudes an asshole! xD jpmetz should punch you out lmfao

[bboyStuntZ]

@aquagirl626 The ending! lol. "Over all was a terrible experience". Would you do it again? "Yea". This is how allot of women are in real life I don't care. Guys can treat them like crap and they still wanna go back to them.

[aquagirl626]

@bboyStuntZ yeah i know been there done that

[goichh]

the laws of gravity will stop because shes jpmetz.

[bboyStuntZ]

@goichh Was that a fat joke? lol

[tinktinktink1]

I bet they laughed SOOOO many times when they were making this! xD

[silouz]

girl you will inseminate?

[NadineBlondine14]

I'll go on a date with him too!

he seems really nice :):)

[phoebeprince]

i'll go on a date with him. lol.

he seems so nice.

[DesignerDigital]

Oh come on! it's funny , xd

[popcicleshooter]

the part where he goes in for a kiss was priceless lmao

[kathsinclair93]

@NorthernElumination "please tell me this is fake...." no, this guy is letting lonely youtube viewers choose which woman he should impregnate... because that's how people do things...

[karlton0278]

"does this turn you on?"..... *walks away*... bwahahahaaaa

[bestozesto]

he's so cute

[pillowcaseIT]

'Overall it was a terrible experience'

'Would you do it again?'

'...Yeah.'

LOL

[NorthernElumination]

please tell me this is fake... This guy can't be that big of an asshole. jpmetz is sooooo pretty too

[analynn141]

thats funny when he said "you dress like shit .. bahahaha 3:33

[face2faceish1]

Thumbs up if Jpmetz and Sometipsforlife should go out

[memesurf315]

"really? i just got a manicure. what are we going on a nature walk for?"

"because its fucking beautiful!"

LMFAOOOOO he is soooo fine lol

definately worthy of jpmetz ;D

[ItsTheCrayons]

Everyone should realize how funny this is and laugh.

[MrYourmomsuckseggs]

@ItsTheCrayons is this ment to be funny?

[caligal818]

40 n probably more is going to dislike this video. Im sorry theres nothing to dislike about this video its hilarious!!

[pianolover12041]

"Can't we just like go to Applebee's? LIke really?" lmao 

[Nicolosity]

NO ASSCAKE! YOU DO NOT STEAL HALF OF JUSTINE'S FRIES THEN PROCEED ONTO HER BURGER!

NO!NO!NO!

[jnk1291]

"Was that like a fat joke?" hahahahahahaha jpmetz!

[Danibug1019]

LOVE the sick perverted humor!!!

[xXxRachelCookixXx]

impregnate? W-t-f? U sick perverted basterd!

[oooTOFAooo]

I think they wanted to make an example of WHAT NOT TO DO on a date

[tatisms318]

poor justine :'(

[GrrrRawrHiss]

Lmao it's funny how he took half of her fries and was like,"Sorry" but he kept doing it.

[koalas8kala]

tree climbing on a first date!? that's awesome XD

[MRFAZZOLARI]

IT WAS FUNNY ...

[DemonicFlyingUnicorn]

I think Justine is so pretty that she doesn't need to worry about her weight. Some people are bigger than others, theres so many shades between black and white. She's not even that big.

[spiral3333]

I really hope this was a joke cause that guy is a douche

[StuntedJubJub]

Lol I love how there's an advert for "Find Christian Singles" while this video is going.

[sillysaraaa94]

Ew. He's smoking. BLEH.

[17Alien36]

,,kindergardner"....? Did she really said a german word? on 7:30

[myuzeefreak]

@17Alien36 it is derived from a german word, but i think it's british english for pre-school.

[Sperson1993]

@myuzeefreak not just british, we call it kindergarten in canada too