we do you call your viewers lemon drops? do we look like lemon drops to you? i know someone who looks like a lemon drop!!! he is round and got a horrible fake tan that made him kind of yellow. personaly I think humans look like bowling pins. did a small child draw those pictures?
to be honest I had no idea what he was saying and I was zoning out for a while when it came to 2:26-2:32 I laughed so hard I was fucking peeing my pants xDD
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS ON THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT TWO DAYS. NOW, YOU'VE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY. PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY
personally I've gone pretty long without sleep, I'm not gonna lie and say I stayed up 9 days straight like saltandvinnyer97, because you'd be seriously ill if you did that... or even dead.
However i have stayed up close to 100+ hours in a row, around 4+ days, and I can tell you that after 60+ hours you start to feel REALLY weird, audio/visual hallucinations, tremors in your body, lack of body coordination, etc. you do get a burst of energy about each 24 hours, but eventually u just need sleep
we take in the energy, BUT, all of the blood in our bodies goes to the stomach to digest the food... so we seem tired.. and feel tired due to lack of blood in our... i don't know the rest... ^.^ :P
Jim Carrey can't act for shit. So stop comparing someone that's actually funny, to a talentless over-acting twit. *waits for haters, trolls and Americans*
*yawn* so tired i'm going to fall asleep on the keyboarddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
holyshit, that was the best explanation of something, that I've heard!
SvetlioPrice 3 days ago
how this is educative but also ironic without sleep for 2 days
ML3vi 4 days ago
I learn more shit from Danny then any of my teachers at my school.
AndrewAMMay 1 week ago
You should do a video about you preparing to do a video... If that makes sense! :p
WarrimooWarrior 1 week ago
I'm watching this at 2:00am in the morning :D
MrChaosAngelz 1 week ago
are those childrens drawings behind you? or did u draw those?
BlackStarCandie 1 week ago
You sound just like the "Cat in the Hat."
Wow!
puupydoger 1 week ago
Hey Danny, please make a video about why life exists or why nothing is something. It seems really interesting.
MrRoman1178 2 weeks ago
Danny, please make a video about how to do your homework effieciently.
IRISHninjaTUNA 2 weeks ago
If i fond 00:51 under my bed, i'd pee myself. Twice.
NavigatingMoose 2 weeks ago
You have sary, awesome, big.........eyes
frouxetcapucine 2 weeks ago
Dude you should make a vid on we lemon drops:)
ChinoPR001 3 weeks ago
@ChinoPR001 he did several lemondrop parade videos...
Shuhnyxia 2 weeks ago
YOU NEED TO SLEEP
98kontra 3 weeks ago
Sleep who needs it I'm watchin this at 3:10am
Juan4TheBorder 3 weeks ago
Speaking of sleep..... its 2:00 am and ive been watching these videos since 11:00 ^.^ hehe
MsCandyfloss14 3 weeks ago
we do you call your viewers lemon drops? do we look like lemon drops to you? i know someone who looks like a lemon drop!!! he is round and got a horrible fake tan that made him kind of yellow. personaly I think humans look like bowling pins. did a small child draw those pictures?
miramdafromthetempes 4 weeks ago
that is exactly how it happens!You're a psychic genius!!
killa46464 1 month ago
AANNNDDD i am watching this at 5:17AM :D
BizzonaterInc 1 month ago
people say you remind them of jim carrey...kinda. throw in some paul giamani and ur set
Japheth19 1 month ago
dude you and so funny and so smart. you my friend are impressive
imadolphin246 1 month ago
Lolz! I'm watching this at 1:14 and I'm getting tired bc of this video
paramoreisepiccc 1 month ago
Watching this at 12am in the morning. Makes me re-think staying up till 2am.
I love you Danny! You are amazing!
x3Ryosukeee 1 month ago
I wish you were my science teacher!
TheDancingBumbleBee 1 month ago
HI can you please please please do a show on why we poop I LOVE YOU <3
panzana16 1 month ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
meth vs. sleep
andreysim 1 month ago
I'm going to sleep now lol seriously >.>
ImSpazzedOut94 1 month ago
this makes me wanna go to sleep
elixer412 1 month ago
WELL DONE SCIENCE!!!!
Ayla878 1 month ago
62 people didnt get enough sleep!
InsanityandSTEAK 1 month ago
its the first time i see this guy with a shirt 0_0
evilumbrellala 2 months ago
go to 0:14 HE SOUNDS LIKE PREFACER OAK! FROM POKEMON!
theblasians 2 months ago
ROFFLL
to be honest I had no idea what he was saying and I was zoning out for a while when it came to 2:26-2:32 I laughed so hard I was fucking peeing my pants xDD
YlicecLyric 2 months ago
uhhhh, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH o um i think i just went insane
TheRyverL 2 months ago
uhhhhh, wtf did i just watch?!???????
firespiret41 2 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
like if you can barely understand him (;
GlizyGurl207 2 months ago
I think...I slept
Abercrombie10112 2 months ago
i learn more from you....
Adriana1295 2 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
I love that man ^_^ I wish I had that much energy XD
CharloteRose 2 months ago
Explaining things on funny way... perfect :)
j3b4c1 2 months ago
BWAHAHA, oh God you're hilarious!
thegame7931 2 months ago
I actually learnt a lot from this
SaxMachine16 2 months ago
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DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS ON THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT TWO DAYS. NOW, YOU'VE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY. PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY
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I should be sleeping right now....
alainawithana 2 months ago
when he was talking in stomech words..my tummy did the SAME thing O.o
sarahandmaddie94450 2 months ago
u made vids every min ?
Undertaker2151 2 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
personally I've gone pretty long without sleep, I'm not gonna lie and say I stayed up 9 days straight like saltandvinnyer97, because you'd be seriously ill if you did that... or even dead.
However i have stayed up close to 100+ hours in a row, around 4+ days, and I can tell you that after 60+ hours you start to feel REALLY weird, audio/visual hallucinations, tremors in your body, lack of body coordination, etc. you do get a burst of energy about each 24 hours, but eventually u just need sleep
joesaddles 2 months ago
I think he never sleeps cuz he us just just the weirdest,most hyper guy I have EVER seen
amyrules990 2 months ago
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RoAthDe 2 months ago
@HeadToDead...I've stayed up as a bet w/ cousins for 9 days straight(during Christmas break) I'm still living
saltandvinnyer97 2 months ago
DO WE REALLY GO CRAZY RIGHT BEFORE WE SLWWP. I THOUGHT IT WAS PEACEFUL WITH NO STRESS
boredfuckwit 3 months ago
@boredfuckwit I'm usually pretty cranky If I'm deprived of sleep. I think that's what he's describing. I don't know I was laughing a bit too much.
ChaosIadore 3 months ago
do one on dreams!?$?@!?$?
KurdiSilemani 3 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
You can’t find this type of explanation in books. It’s the Danny style :D. I love you man, all the way from Croatia. Hehehe
SanjaI88 3 months ago
???
crazyguylollol 3 months ago
you also need sleep because your heart needs a rest. if you say up for 7days straight youll die from heart failure.
HeadToDead 3 months ago
oh my god from 3:39 to the end i could not stop replaying that. that made me laugh so hard lmfao
Novica7715 3 months ago
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2:01... at this point you find yourself twenty-fi..our hours
ThousandthMilePK 3 months ago
we take in the energy, BUT, all of the blood in our bodies goes to the stomach to digest the food... so we seem tired.. and feel tired due to lack of blood in our... i don't know the rest... ^.^ :P
klusshelby8991 3 months ago
He bored the screen to sleep.
darrthvader123 3 months ago
U think u can make a video on why videogames are good/bad for u? :D ur awesome man
Jakespeed207 3 months ago
its funny coz im watchin this at 4:00 in morning :)
mellonhead178 3 months ago
hey can you make a vid on why we need to eat? ps. i love your vids
godofmusichetfield55 3 months ago
at a certain time ur brain goes AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I JUST CANT DEAL WITH IT!!!
MissBud182 4 months ago
You should of let that person try that out....imagine a world full of fat people that are hallucinating
TheQuantumShow 4 months ago
You are one of the most hysterical comedians around!
BTW, are those your children's drawings behind you?
TheDearestOne 4 months ago 48
@TheDearestOne They belong to the children he keeps in the well in his basement e_o
ThatTrumpetKid 2 months ago
@TheDearestOne lol no, he has no kids
XblackswanXx 2 months ago
@TheDearestOne Probably his xD
Programming12 2 months ago
@TheDearestOne he has kids?
vanillamilkshakesx 1 month ago
thumbs up if you've taken psychology and know what he's talking about and feel smart for knowing it :p
JokerIIIIIII 4 months ago
I swear, i could listen to you talk forever.
stina196 4 months ago 96
@stina196 rite
kelseynikki1 3 months ago
@CampoSOREASSrex fuck you your a waste of life shit face this is comedic yet informational don't like it? Go take it in the butt some more
cxoolio 5 months ago
Fukin waste of time stupid ass bitch
CampOsourasREX 5 months ago
@CampOsourasREX
Stop being such an idiot before you hurt yourself.
SiruniT25 3 months ago
yo sound like a show in discovery chanel
AMBlesgraeft 5 months ago
Wat sacerd u
Jonnyskyman 5 months ago
2:27 scared the crap out of me
lovablegleek 5 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA LMAO 2:25 I GT SHIT SCARED HAD MA HEADPHONES IN....
AaAmInA1998 5 months ago
Hold 9 for funny :D
PraiseTheSquid 5 months ago
when u don't get anough sleep and had some crack = this video
theamazingtoot 5 months ago
delicate ballet :D
ryleesamantha22 5 months ago
This was posted on my birthday :D
mrgoodygoodygumdrop 5 months ago
wtf is on Danny's computer screen??? lmfao
LilMsCountryKitty 6 months ago
@LilMsCountryKitty a cat sleeping in his food :)
SarahBrookeWilliams 5 months ago
i dont like your friends sisters cousins friends mothers grandmas neice
IHOPETHISISORIGINAL 6 months ago in playlist The gradual report
why am i tasty lemon drop...?
MsBreezy10 6 months ago
the little kitty cat. he's so tired. he sleep in his food. aaaaagghh~~~ XD
Lentime 6 months ago
he looks like stev-o
alfieengland 6 months ago
This makes alot of sense,lol...
Iam so sleep deprived right now, watching his vids & it was like he was talking to me,LOL...
DavinaFaerie 6 months ago
Did you know if you stay awake for 10 days straight, you will die?
thejamescod4pro 6 months ago
@thejamescod4pro that's bullshit... I never sleep during the day and I'm still alive...
BoaVenom18 6 months ago
@thejamescod4pro I can't believe that. I know of people who had been awake for nearly 2 weeks on end... Yeah it's grim I know,lol..
DavinaFaerie 6 months ago
@thejamescod4pro And u don't think u would fall asleep?
hudlexd 6 months ago
@thejamescod4pro REALLY?
sadielovesstories129 6 months ago
Me too!!! Ahahaha
TheMysterydude98 6 months ago
I find it ironic I came across this video while watching his other videos while not sleeping at 2:51 AM
dexterholland94 6 months ago
YOU make science fun!!!!:D
evildude18 6 months ago
i wanna sleep in my food hahhaha
deathknightsrule1 6 months ago
2:24
wjm123456789123 6 months ago
He's magnificent :'D
A47o 6 months ago
It's 2:59 am right now. Is this ironic that for some reason I am no longer seeing colors well and have the sudden need to eat a pear. Naww.
pdxtrailblazers 6 months ago
I want him as biology teacher!! He would rock!
MrsHeavenlystars 6 months ago
U should do.a video on spontanious combustion!!!!!!
mesa7cool 6 months ago
Haha its funny.... Cuz im watching this at 3 am..... Instead of sleeping!!
mesa7cool 6 months ago
@mesa7cool ME TOO!!!!
ELPUTOFACE 6 months ago
DDDDDDDeaaaarrr DDDDDDDDDDaaaannnnny,
Why do WE! existtttt?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?Uhh?
MrCrazydooker 6 months ago
pause at 1:06
MrFreeCountry 7 months ago
I wish he was my teacher
51235465789 7 months ago 3
Danny, you are one smart lemon drop!!!!
ThePoppy998 7 months ago
this guy is hilarious
vitovito123 7 months ago
JUST...MAKE...IT...STOP!!!
adamfly1 7 months ago
Jim Carrey can't act for shit. So stop comparing someone that's actually funny, to a talentless over-acting twit. *waits for haters, trolls and Americans*
MrGoldRabbit3 7 months ago
@MrGoldRabbit3 mmmmmmmmmmm uh what? baha
theillestkids 7 months ago
@MrGoldRabbit3 Actually Jim Carrey is my fav actor. And those idiots can't compare Jim (actor) with Danny (youtuber).
MrSilverHero 7 months ago
*yawn* so tired i'm going to fall asleep on the keyboarddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
TheNinjaMaddi 7 months ago
So if you fall asleep watching at 1 same certain point , you sleep with your eyes open?
darkp00pie 7 months ago
Why do we need to drink?Do a Video obout it
DSGModFan1999 7 months ago
Why do we dream? I mean if our brain goes on a "little break" shouldn't it be taking a break and doing nothing?
Gravetesting 7 months ago
Do a video about why our ears have wax and if we can make a candle out of it hehehehe
alexandmanie 7 months ago
2:25 - startled me lol "your eyes need a break" but i dont want my eyes to break...
FoxehFire09 7 months ago
Lol he scared the screen awake at 3:11
TheChickenRiceBowl 8 months ago 53
@TheChickenRiceBowl even the screen needed a break. lol
lynksoul6 7 months ago
@TheChickenRiceBowl 3:10
REPR3S3NT 6 months ago
@TheChickenRiceBowl hahah nice one man !!!! hahah
SuperGrenivka 5 months ago
HAHAHAHA LIKE IF YOU KEPT ON REPLAYING THE ENDING!
Fluffyninjacutie 8 months ago
v Now what did your dad do to you in your childhood? Hmm?
RyuuuSoh 8 months ago
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dude SHUT THE F**K UP! ur so stupid annoying retarded etc
p04h17 8 months ago
@mandykate319- no, he doesn't have kids... He's just that awesome
allisonwoodall 9 months ago 3
Does he have kids cause there is like doodles in the background
mandykate319 9 months ago 2
fuck u computer i fukn hate watching a video so chooppy fuckkk n i hate ths slow buffer shitt rrrrrrrrgggrrrrrrrr
RzXVeRSaTiiLe 9 months ago
Press 2 and 3 very fast rofl
moesephxd91 9 months ago
I THINK YOU NEED SOME REST
kittenluvful 9 months ago
dude you need heeeeelp
Armin112 9 months ago
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ok, he is just annoying.
tag1989 9 months ago
cat:DUDE SHIT, JIM AND MIKE TOOK ME OUT LAST NIGHT, AND WE GOT FUUUUCCKKEED UP. IM SO WASTED. IM JUST GONN.....zzz
osytheowns 9 months ago
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2:24 nuff said
Makashi11 9 months ago
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2:24 nuff said
Makashi11 9 months ago
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Makashi11 9 months ago
Synapses, haha aww this is great.
MrLukec16 9 months ago
the little kitty cat @ 3:41, lmao
AceThirtysix 9 months ago 3
this guy is so hilarious!!!!!!!!!! pause at 2:27 :P
soccergirl1197 9 months ago
this guy is so hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
soccergirl1197 9 months ago
pause at 0:00
noahzuniga 9 months ago
Can u do a show on retards? Please!?!?!?
theranger327 10 months ago
Yep Cracking up here too XD!
karaseen 10 months ago
2:24-2:32 had me cracking up
Haseraf 10 months ago
i watched this video because it 10 am i i havnt gone to sleep since 6 am 26 hours ago or somthing
flamingarse1 10 months ago
He is the next Jim Carrey haha
nior712 10 months ago
Press 2, 3, 6, 7, and 9 randomly. Then try to make a song. Then, realize that 1.) you're an idiot and 2.) you're tired and really need some sleep.
Le0ga 10 months ago
watta head
Y3LL0WN1NJA 10 months ago
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ROFLCOPTERftw3 10 months ago
my brain says "AHHHHHHHHH! JUST MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!" everytime my mom tries to takl to me...
GoDieJustinBieber 10 months ago
Jim Carry + Johnny Knoxville + David Blane = This god
MrSkyMango 10 months ago 102
@MrSkyMango You forgot Johnny Depp ;p
Vegotenks 8 months ago
@Vegotenks I kindof see it idk
MrSkyMango 8 months ago
@MrSkyMango +bam margera
pentmon 8 months ago
@pentmon steve-o
kerrzo882 7 months ago
@MrSkyMango jim Carry + Jhonny Knoxville + David Blane + a 6 year old kid = This god...
TheObnoxiousBosses 7 months ago
i also wish that you could clone yourself and take over the world and only save the people who watch ur vids. . . That world is called Youtube :D
KatjaIsCrazy 11 months ago
i REALLY hope you quallafi 4 a teacher and 40,00,000$ and a job for the presedent. And a chocolate bunny. :)
KatjaIsCrazy 11 months ago
LMAO 3:41 xD hahaha
xKumikoxChanx 11 months ago
is that a dead bunny on his computer?
beatlemaniac98 11 months ago
THE SCIENTIST IN SIMPSONS!!!!OMFG
Rebounder007 11 months ago
1. press pause
2. unpause
3.press 8 repeatitly and hes stalking u!
TeamMeep818 11 months ago
dinassaurs don't talk dude, I think
tatazike 11 months ago
@tatazike that's the point
akafortes 11 months ago
@tatazike Have ya ever seen or heard one so you can claim tham? ;)
G6600 10 months ago
@G6600 actually yes ! joke xD but they don't talk dude cmo'n !
tatazike 10 months ago
"The lil kitty Cat! He's so tired..he's sleep in his food!" LMFAO!
Twilightfantic14 11 months ago 4
0:15 swing and a miss
Animatokid 11 months ago
Please please please please please PLEASE be my science teacher.
MonkeyGoSpunky 11 months ago
danny. How do magnets work??!?!!?
cowmaster5000 11 months ago 2
@cowmaster5000 Fuckin Magnets, how do THEY Work?
metalman89144 11 months ago
So Danny, why do we dream? That's what I would like to know.
sk8rrr1 11 months ago
@sk8rrr1 because you think
pimpsmitzle8989 11 months ago
the little kitty cat he so tired he's asleep in his foood. BIG BREATH.ahhhh
scenemonster101 11 months ago
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh JUST MAKE IT STOP!!!!
WHATS GOING ON WITH ME,I THINK I NEED A NAP
XD
scenemonster101 11 months ago
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh JUST MAKE IT STOP!!!!
scenemonster101 11 months ago
why are girl's bests freind also there worst enemy ?
GDZBRNKILR 11 months ago
Notice the negative of the kitteh on the screen
tokiandsoldier 11 months ago
puase at 0:00
BosshogProductions 1 year ago