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  • HHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHXD SHE SAID U NASTY FUCKER

  • Lol someone said U NASTY FUCKER

  • @COD4MIlife I got a bigger one

  • @boltsister wow dude wtf

  • 2:15

  • FUCK THIS IM CALLIN MY GIRLFRIEND!

  • I got the biggest boner EVER!!!!

  • Haha the clown just walks by :D

  • Damn Niko Is Getting Pussy Tonight Like If You Agree :D

  • 3:22 Funny LOL

  • how many blowjob/sex/others did you get a night...@.@

  • Oh yea this is gonna work

  • is this gta 4 or the complete game?

  • The radio said "are you a sex offender?" and when you got the 2nd hooker a cop was right behind you. Niko probably got scared.

  • She could of been a doctor. . .

  • @12345Lasker lol

  • Wow, he was done pretty quick ^^

  • how would melclab feel if she know what you are doing

  • Stupit

  • :/

  • They are never there :/

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  • I shoot them after I'm done...

  • i think the second hooker is def/retarded. and when you were tryinto get second hooker, some dude on the radio started singing " i think ive shit the bed, some drunk dudes giving me man headXD"

  • can gta san andreas so that???

  • yeah

    

  • I do them hit them with my car

  • why you didnt kill her after that you get your money back interest

  • You Should Get That Bumper Fixed...

  • lol wwwooooowwww

  • i always kill them after

  • i like saying ill take em for a ride then drive off.

  • You have STD MY FRIEND

  • Press A for the $70 service lol!

  • To get ur money back without killing her yourself go on the bridge and she will open the door and fall down and will die u go down and take ur money back LOL without makin the cops chasin u :D

  • 4:29 the 400 pound girl want some.... but she fails XD!

  • she was a dumb hooker there was a cop: 3:06 then they ran the yellow light 3:10

  • lol anyone notice the cop at 3:08

  • 2:16-2:45 ahahah refused by a hooker...FOREVER ALONE! AHAHAH

  • 3:07 gettin a hooker in front of the damn police...REALLY???...u got guts

  • @ForceDragon18 Haha, very astute observation, for a second there I was a bit disappointed in niko

  • Freaking awesome! I'm going to find a hooker now! Lol

  • I once saw hooker in cab, the hooker sit next to the cab driver.

  • @westbohan Yeah, lol! Sometime the cab driver stop to see a hooker dance. And there's a passenger in the back... Then he drives away with the hooker in the front seat and the passenger in the back, lol! The wierd thing is when peds stop for hookers, SUPERBRAKE! so I crash into them! And he just drive around with her, never do anything. Strange...

  • So Niko lasts 16 seconds?

  • great. now hide them in your trunk.

  • haha 3:12 police right behind him!! :)

  • man, you`re really into hookers :)

  • 2:40 Wow, that hooker really doesn't get the message.

  • is it only for xbox360

  • After fuck them is cool to cut them in pieces with a chain saw

  • How DO You get a hooker too Come in to your car after You honk ON gta san Andreas ps2?

  • @Zaavvee press right

  • you know i dont care if i wast to much money on hookers in gta 4 cause you can

    kill the hookers to get your money back and before that nicko gets some good sex

    :D

  • @boltsister DUDE CALM THE FUCK DOWN YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Fucking spammer with orgy problems ....

  • I CANT SEE THEM.

  • OR5 GATHER A WHOLE LOT OF PEOPLE AND SHOVE EM UP HER VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • OR SHOVE HER TIDDYS UP SOME GUYS MOUTH YA COKY COK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • WHY DONT YOU SUK HER TIDDYS TOO AND SHOOT HER VAGINA UNTIL SHE STOPS SAYING UH OH AND WHY DONT YOU SHOVER HER VAGINA UP YOUR FACE TOO DICK HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • OH AND SUCK HER VAGINA AND SHOOT HER TIIDDYS AND FUCK HER SO HARD THAT THE NEXT MORENING SOMS GUY SEES YOU AND THE STRIPPER DEAD WITH A HUGE HOLKE IN THE VIGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • GET A LIESENCE YA PRICK ASS DICK AND WHY DONT YOU HUMP THE SEAT TOO OH AND MAKE THEM WOMAN SUCK YOUR BIG HAIRY DICK!!!!!!!!!

  • 3:10 there's a cop car right behind haha

  • WHY DID YOU LET THEM GO???? SHOOT THEM !!! KILL THEM WITH FIRE !!!

  • wtf?? just 20 seconds of sex? :3

  • Good thing is that you cant get AIDS in GTA 4

  • @TheLittleMJPuppet Oh there isn't a mod for that? lol

  • Ha, when the hookers are done, I just get out of the car and turn into the ShamWow guy, and beat them senseless, then steal my money back just to add insult to injury. :D

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  • do you have to do something to unlock them? because i searched and searched but i didnt find any

  • lol

    

  • the music really sets the mood -_-

  • @Penguin3366 when u get in a taxi hold y in stead of tapping it

  • Why is it whenever i find hookers there always 400 pounds and black? :/

  • @MrFluffytoilet shut yo racis ass up , and anybody can like a big gurl

    

  • @2quintman Nah mate, just you ;)

  • @2quintman Yeah right i'm racist? I'm just stating what i've seen, don't you words you don't know the meaning of you illiterate retard. Go get an education you pathetic piece of garbage.

  • r u a nigger

  • @MrFluffytoilet Right when I read your comment an ad about oprah winfrey came up..hmm...

  • @MrFluffytoilet LMFAOOOOOO.

  • @MrFluffytoilet i like thoose ones

  • @MrFluffytoilet What's wrong with black?

  • @MrFluffytoilet WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR RACIST ASS COMMENT THUMBS UP??! YOU ARE A RACIST PIECE OF SHIT WHAT IF THEY WERE SKINNY YOU WHITE PIECE OF TRASH WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!

  • @tosha7891 Calm down idiot...

  • @tosha7891 what racist comment? because he said he does not like 400 pounds fat chicks? dude. get out of your cave my man.. i don't see no racism here. i am totally NOT racist. Just saying that. i see no racism here.

  • @Penguin3366 if your on ps3 (i played it at my friends cuz i dont like ps3 so i dont have 10) hole triangle to get into the cab and hes gay stop trying go on normal gta

  • @Penguin3366 I had problems with that shit to, then I relaised.. you have can't stay to close to the driver's door. And you have to hold it, and not just press it. :P

  •  thanks

  • @ilovetreysongzable no ou stupid dick

  • they dnt cum in for me

  • am evil not realy i just got mad that she spoilt my car so i drove to a place thats deserted and i shot her

  • hit the horn

  • i wish picking up a hooker was this easy in real life.

  • @CowHoofOnAHotPlate it is lol you just dont live in the right place. Move to NYC or LA

  • i went to the area where u were at i couldn't find them help plz :S

  • Does it hav to be night time or not

  • i didnt know you can get hooker and i already past all my mission Lol

  • A cop is right behind him wen he sex birch no2

  • fat black guy just casually walks past when the hooker is tossing him off haha

  • @Penguin3366 you have to hold down the butten

    

  • any way you can do that in ps2?

  • @OrangeAddict99 yeh sanangraes dnt know how to spell lol

  • Lol he honking the horn

  • No anal? =S

  • how far in the story do u have to be?

  • @Penguin3366 Your supose to hold Y if on xbox or hold triangle if on PS3

  • What island

  • Soundtrack?

  • What the fuck. I picked up this big fat hooker cus i was messing around i stop n i see her get out n then she comes to my door beats the shit out of me n takes my car :(

  • i went there and i didn't see no hookers help plz

  • 3:06 There was free Donuts at Dunkin' Donuts so the police didn't care.

  • @Penguin3366  You have to press LB ( Xbox 360) or L1 (Ps3)

  • same another dick another dollar and waked away

  • lol 03:45 sex offender

  • i honked at one and she said "another dick another dollar" :3

  • how could u get hard that many times. what did u injest an entire bottle of viagra

  • All of that was recorded secretly for America's Next Top Hooker without your consent, jsyk.

  • do u hav to be on like a certain kevek to picl up hookers cause im only 4 missions into the game and it didnt work

  • it does work on the on the ballad of gay tony

  • U dirty begga u went back 4 more and she didnt like u cuz ur a dirty begga lol

  • 5:17 is she masturbating for him??

  • @radioguysbrother its called a handjob dumbass

  • @joeycanfly24 wow..... ur smart

  • ive heard that sex calm's headaches usually, that's good for niko when he had a stressfull day, and he just finds some hookers, and can continue his murdering and terrorizing. :D

  • I watch the video. Then I look at the views. And then i realize how many people have strange fetishes.

  • if u kill da hooker after u fuck her u can yo money bak nd get fuck. :)

  • Did You Know Niko have INFINITE semen

  • no dislikes?? hmmmmm i can change that MUAHAHAHHAHAHAH:))

  • @mitchlamp u dickhead...how dare u...now del your account to remove that

  • That's how I would have done it.

  • 2:23 Nico: Bitch, get in!

    Prostitute ignores.

    Nico: BITCH, GET THE FUCK IN.

    Prostitute still ignores.

    Nico takes a gun out of his jacket and paaaam.

  • Isn't that illegal just wondering because for the 2nd hooker there was a cop behind and he didn't do shit.

  • i would like to live in liberity city..apparently sex in a car from a hooker is cool XD haha

  • 3:12 the cop would arrest u in real life lol

  • go by the strip club to get the naked ones and there is lots of hookers there

  • can u do this in gay tony

  • he is lukey.

  • it never works for me :(

  • @Penguin3366 hey do you need to register to sum windows live to save your game plz reply soon !

    cuz when i register it asks for a code but the code dosn't work!

  • Can you still pick up hookers if you killed Dwane instead?

  • Lol go at the Times Square, stop in the middle of the road and stop the traffic... and fuck the hooker there xD

  • they should make a gta game where you actually get to choose the amount of time for having sex beacause that was a rip off only 35 seconds

  • i had the same problem

  • lol, the second hooker you were like, wtf you bitch! get in!!!! XD

  • I Saw My friend masturbating to this part. x0

  • :o

  • @Penguin3366 To get into the back of the cab, u have to hold y on xbox 360 :)

  • XD HAHAHAHA The 2nd Hooker was deaf!

  • @Penguin3366  if your playing on xbox you have to hold (Y) :)

  • i like the one who says "give me a good deep ticken and stick your finger in there dont be shy" she turns me on

  • so many hokers

  • lol at the fat guy passing by during the 20 dollar service xD

  • i can only find big and black ones....i don't like them :))

  • @Penguin3366 hold down get into cab button instead of pressing once

  • @Penguin3366 hold Y or Triangle

  • @Penguin3366 u need to hold tringle

  • @Penguin3366 press right bumper or left to whistle to them and HOLD y to get in the back there :D

  • THATS JUST SICK!!! NASTY!!!

  • hi life increased when he fucked haha

  • @Penguin3366 Maybe Because Of The Name???

  • @Penguin3366 i don't know why it won't work in the ballad of gay tony but if you want to get into the taxi you have to hold y for xbox and triangle for ps3 after you signal the taxi

  • @TheGooseproductions are u supposed to honk at them or what?

  • @TheGooseproductions where u can find and do it on tbogt????

  • @TheGooseproductions it does work on ballad of gay tony

  • lol u blew the horn so many times

  • This is 3 steps how to get hookers for free.

    1) Find the hookers, take them for a ride.

    2) Get laid,blowjobs etc.

    3) After your done, Kill them and take your money back

  • @xXxMorrisonx sometimes you get extra money

  • @TheGooseproductions Sweet! Just like IRL! :D

  • @xXxMorrisonx hell ya

  • @xXxMorrisonx id get multiple them kill them he he he he

  • @xXxMorrisonx Thats rely nice to kill a hooker but after you finished the game you will not need to do that cuz you will have to much money enyways :(

  • @xXxMorrisonx its a win, win situation!