Bill Cosby - Dad is Great brings me Chocolate Cake

[resolutesamurai]

"This is not your child..."

[SpazzyBoy26]

HILARIOUS

[fortna29]

15 people never had chocolate cake for breakfast.

[ccpheney59]

i love this guy he is funny

[rhydean693]

Favorite part at 7:28. Until!!! The wife ruins all the fun!!

[chester9435]

DAD IS GREAT, GIVE US CHOCOLATE CAKE!

[bluedude34]

It's been proven that if you eat cake or cookies for breakfast with a low carb diet that you actually lose weight.

[wysiwyg1977]

This special was one of all my time favs when I was a kid. Now as a Dad myself I totally appreciate it more.

[crapappel]

were did the chocolat cake come from hahaha cartmen styl :D

[jw2327]

SURELY it takes MORE energy to be angry and threaten someone and to go and get some ice water etc., than it is to actually just make the breakfast. That makes me suspicious about the wife's motivations. For me this whole thing = new wife. Reminds me of: 'poor joe -dizzy gillespie'

Peace to all, x x

[urielstud]

2-10-12 - "Tel Aviv University researchers have released research results that suggest eating chocolate after breakfast may help you lose weight over the long term." I know.

[styx4ever1963]

15 people had Cherrios for breakfast!

[emans5italyusa]

@BigSkyBeauty70 nutella is italian (made in canada for us consumption) lol don't let italians catch you saying that, you might as well tell an italian pizza is chinese.

[marcelaontheway]

I'm not an English-native speaker. Can anyone tell me what kind of juice he mentions? I didn't get it. Tx!

[Maldoror2112]

@marcelaontheway Grapefruit-- it's a kind of sour citrus fruit. It's usually sweetened before being consumed.

[uglymoose89]

@marcelaontheway he said grape juice

[iTadakimAsu85]

You have to be careful with the eeeggs..

[vampiricmyst666]

15 children didn't get chocolate cake for breakfast.

[Kyleforeveryoung]

Considering pizza is a serving of vegetables chocolate cake for breakfast seems viable to me

[extrememakeoverfan]

Well, there's no need to become violent about this.......

[hanoldwriter]

Who can dislike this video?

[Evilredsix]

Wives. That's who. Women that get pissed off at us...moronic men that just want to sleep. :-)

[skyskelton97]

cooking apparel.

[FireMinstrel]

I have a friend who has made chocolate cake at gatherings a couple times, and I'd sing "_____ is great! Gives us the chocolate cake!"

She'd just laugh, clearly confused. So we finally showed this to her. Now she gets the joke. :P

[elementengine]

"AND THE CHILDREN THAT WERE SINGING PRAISES TO ME... LIIIEEEEDDDD OONNNNN MEEEEEE!!!"

[jack002tuber]

I have this routine memorised. It comes to mind when people start telling stories that sound like it.

[jammingwithmarley]

O man I am craving chocolate

[TrueDragonNinja]

congress declares chocolate cake a viable breakfast!

[stealthyninja545]

my dad and i quote this all the time. every time we have chocolate cake we also say that Dad is great! LOVE this!!!

[TheNightParade]

"Ohhhh!" *turns around* This is not your child!!

[not4youtoo]

"this ain't your child!"

[devin777771]

12 people dont like chocolate cake

[BubuBORG]

"...You have to be careful with eggs..."

[bflat86]

I used to watch this special (as well as a few other Cosby stand up specials and the cosby show) with my grandmother all the time when I was a kid. When I think of or see Bill Cosby I think of my grandmother.

[extrememakeoverfan]

Dad is great! Give us the chocolate cake!

THEY ASKED FOR IT!

And the children who had been singing praises to me liiiieeed oooon meeee and said 'UH-UH! WE ASKED FOR EGGS AND MILK AND DAD MADE US EAT THIS!'

[davidbanks409]

awsome

[DamienGranz]

I love that congress' lunch menu works on sleepy Cosby chocolate cake logic.

[zzaa2691]

"this is not your child"

[morikahjo]

I don't think I like Bill' Wife...  :(

[ROCKSTARCRANE]

One of the funniest bits ever.....I laugh my self to tears every time I see this.....

[xXMissXVacancyXx]

"I looked around, grabbed the damn bacon.. >:|" XDDDDD LMFAOO!

[TwystedSycle]

9 people didn't get chocolate cake for breakfast.

[proudlatina1510]

I love CLEAN comedy!

This made my day!

[jimmiejruinednascar]

What Do You Want For Breakfast? Chocolate Cake!!

[mesupermommy]

I used to listen to this on vinyl with my dad! Good times!!

[TheBuzza96]

he sounds a lot like mermaid man.... :P

[Zwei4815]

I just know that "dad is great, gives us chocolate cake" is to the tune of a song about school, but I can't think of the name of the song! Does anyone know what it is?

[HllywHulk91]

"Grapfruit juice!... This is not your child!" Rofl!

[blastoiseboy19]

CHOCOLATE CAKE!

[EJF753]

AND THEN GRABED THE... you have to be careful with eggs

[Fabina97]

"father...could we have chocolate cake?"

And their father said, "CHOCOLATE CAKE COMING UP!"

[carleen112233]

"my wife's face split. the skin and hair split, and fell off her face, so there was nothing but a skull. and orange light came out of her hair, and it lit all around. and fire shot out of her eye sockets, and began to burn my stomach. and she said 'WHERE DID THEY GET CHOCOLATE CAKE FROM?!?!?!?'" LOL so funny!

[carleen112233]

ow...... I have ear phones in listen to this, and i turned around as he talked about where the kitchen-ware is........... i laughed and i think i tweaked my diaphram.

[Shaun17170]

I'm convinsd, wivves can be crazey



[DRisLegend200919]

one of the most classic routines

[kayharte05]

Gotta be careful with eggs.

[deeway1963]

Bill Cosby = Genius!

[catcat22able]

Dad is GREAT! LOL. Check my BILL COSBY IMPERSONATION. Type BILL COSBY SEO. Blessings.

[TheWCWite]

Hahahaha classic.

[EasyExpertVillage]

steps

BED

Kitchen

Cake

BED.

I want this schedual.

[pats4lifebb]

One thing's for sure, the mother is black

[76ComicFan]

9 people have no sense of humor

[FlyingAce1016]

I just found out it hurts to laugh with braces and rubber bands

[ledebin744]

Unfunny.

[TheVotolom]

@ledebin744 so why are you watching it?

[ledebin744]

@TheVotolom Calm down, it was merely an opinion.

[vashlashwagon]

anyone else notice that theres no 9:27?

[snorlax42]

I love how absolutely no context is given for this. Just one morning the wife goes batshit insane and has him make breakfast for the kids XD

[KlaykidReal]

zip zop zoobity bop

[chumley1013]

Epic classic.

[xradelox]

Did anybody else catch that he said his wife woke him up at 4am and then he said he looked at the clock and it said 6am? Just thought that was funny XD

[djvoldemort1]

@xradelox got it!

[benakofthehills]

@xradelox she spent 2 hrs waking him :)

[Kodos13]

"And we had a ball!!.... UNTIL..."

[Terga2010]

@Kodos13 The best lengthy joke ever.

[Pippie]

8 people didn't have chocolate cake for breakfast.

[alteregoash]

The best part was how he set it up so all he had to say was "Until..." and the whole story played out before he even said it.

[ddarko820tv]

Great segment from a great show! "Bill Cosby, Himself" is one of the best comedic concerts ever!

[eraider60]

1,589 people, including me, have had chocolate cake for breakfast at least once in their lifetime. :)

[Dylantricky1]

A quick verse from the bible of Cosby: -And fire shot from her eye sockets, and burned my stomach. and she said "WHEEERRRE DID THEY GET CHOCOLATE CAKE RAAAAAAHHH!"- That's all for today, class. Now, who wants chocolate cake? *pasture's wife bursts in with no face, only a skull glowing radiant orange light, as well as fire of which shot from her eye sockets, burning his stomach* "WHEEEEERREE DID THEY GET CHOCOLATE CAKE RAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!"

[jblover666100]

who gave you Chocolate cake????? ;)

[chss1987]

8 people had a conniption

[Ginger37131]

"You have to be careful with eggs." lol

[AlexMHessel]

4:34



[Darkwing3640]

And My wife Sent me to my room where I wanted to go in the first place

[MIRZAbass]

There is a possibility that eight disslikers got squeezing mouth.

Too much grapefruit juice from early days?!?

[alemapretsof]

Love the logic, or lack of thereof~

[bluegrassbaby86]

This is my favorite Cosby story of all times.

[999pokerface]

I dont see how it's possible to dislike this

[37tonya]

I like the funny look on his face when makes comment about the eggs.....LOL

[37tonya]

my mom would have had a conniption too if my dad served me and my sisters chocolate cake for breakfast.......I just can see her face now......LOL

[CranberriAppl]

BEST COMEDY EVER!! My dad used to play this in the car all the time.

[lilmsem2013]

@CranberriAppl Mine too! That is why I am watching it. :)

[Ginteru]

This is soo true, I come down stairs like that, I'm in 10th grade right now.

[FangTaleFilms]

I have heard about people having a conniption, but I've never seen one, you don't wanna see 'em. My wife's face split, the skin & hair split & came off her face so that there was nothing except the skull & orange light came out of her hair & it lit all around, & fire shot from her eye sockets, & began to burn my stomach. And she said "WHERE DID THEY GET CHOCOLATE CAKE FROM?!!!!!!!!!!"

And these children, who have been singing praises to me, LIED ON ME!

Ohmygod, soooooo funny!!!!!

[monkeykid797]

Good morning daddy!

WHAT DO YOU WANT, for breakfast!

Can I has the chocolate cake?

[monkeykid797]

dear, it's six o' clock in the morning...

They just ate 12 hours ago.

Get out of bed and go cook breakfast for your CHILDREN!!!

XD

[smittyshawn]

have it on my ipod

[skate619]

"you have to be careful with eggs...."

[theebadnun]

pudding

[medic7771]

8 people wore a bucket of ice water

[mahathayahatha]

thumbs up if you can't even see the red dislike bar

[TheLilram2100]

open the refrigerator and get the d*mn BACON!! lmao

[1995babylolo]

you have to be careful with eggs

[TrainTrackTrav]

God bless you and Bill! It's nice to be able to watch comedy that is not vulgar!

[CharleyVCU1988]

THIS IS NOT YOUR CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spyroman300]

@Deathclould me, too.

[spyroman300]

"WWWHHHEEEEERRRREEEEE DIDTHEYGET CHOOCLATTE CAAAKKKE FFFFRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM­M?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?­!?!?!?!?!?"

[Silentblade001]

"THIS IS NOT YOUR CHILD" pwnd

[kirk93814]

It must be magic being married to the Cos!

[KentuckyDango]

still funny, after all those years

[mrguitarmaster12321]

0:53 HEAT MISER AHHHHHH

[KoochosDubStep]

"penis"

[LockinLatino777]

My parents always sing this XD

[cutie256454]

-GRAPEFRUIT JUICE!

-NOOO

-Straight face-

-This is not your child!

[relativelypainless]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[relativelypainless]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[phowley13]

Happy Father's Day, Dad. Thanks for the chocolate cake

[SuperSara924]

@phowley13 I actually posted this on my dad's facebook wall and said that

[SirHatchporch]

This has to be the greatest stand-up special ever. The whole thing is just so perfect and never gets old. If you want to learn how to tell funny stories, look no further than this special.

[magmaggirlie123o]

"until....."

[pinglauwa]

I love the part where he goes "Grapefruit juice" people go "aaaww" and then he looks up and says "This is not your child!" =p

[PhazonOmega]

@pinglauwa I read a moment before it came up. XD

[loopyallie1]

"Well there's no need to become violent about this! You seem to be having trouble intellectualizing where the cooking apparel is!"

LOL<3

[SpaceMasterRahel]

Bill Cosby is Jesus Christ. .....On SO many levels.

[LightEffexor]

@SpaceMasterRahel

And his brother is Damnit.

[SpaceMasterRahel]

@LightEffexor XD yes.

[iiAmKing]

FATHER....Could We Have Chocolate cake...hahaha

[phoenixsmama]

This is why I can eat sweets for breakfast. :)

[ACoKyo]

this is the best!

[Robfergy]

His best stand up.

[michelthegreatable]

ok i'm asking my dad for chocolate cake in the morning

[icsws55]

If the kids were asking their dad, Dr. Phil, to have chocolate cake for breakfast, Dr. Phil would say, "I am your father and I say no to chocolate cake for breakfast. Cake is not just eggs, milk, and wheat, but it is also fat and sugar. It can all cause to start diabetes, and even worse, obesity. This also sounds like Death by Chocolate, which means that Mr. Death will come right for you if you eat this cake for breakfast."

[wii1245]

@icsws55 Dr. Phil is such a jerk! Always know how to make a person look like an idiot while he feels good about himself.

[icsws55]

@wii1245 I get it. Bill Cosby has a PhD in Psychology, and that's what makes him better than Dr. Phil

[jpbroome2]

greatest joke ever wrote!

[Altar360]

I don't get the grapefruit juice bit

[ACoKyo]

@Altar360 the grapefuit juice would curdle with the dairy in the cake

[Altar360]

@ACoKyo oh

[SBITSdotBiz]

Who Can "NOT" like this?

[lkrauss100]

WHERE DID THEY GET CHOCOLATE CAKE WHEARERERE?!

[convans4ever]

Bill lives an awesome life XD

[Denimourson]

LETS DO THIS!

[Robfergy]

THIS IS NOT YOUR CHILD!

[Fussinated]

His wife woke hgim up at four o'clock yet he read the clock as six o'clock.

[TATYANASOREAL]

LOL!!!

[Treysor101]

Best line ever

"Until..." XD XD XD LOL

[THEetsybay]

we asked for eggs & milk but dad made us eat this!!

[THEetsybay]

chocolate cake behiiiiiind you!!

[codyahernek]

6:34 hahahaha

[x3iFallen]

"My wife's face ........ SSPLIT!"

[eMarketingStrategist]

Still as funny as it was the first time in the 70's when my own dad played it for us on Betamax.

[huntressjao]

which is where i wanted to go in the first place. lmao

[PrimaveraPictures]

I don't get it. Please help mee!!!

[xxBRossxx]

when he talks about the 4 year old I always imagine rudy

[bastlake]

"... SPLIT!"

[deeway1963]

BRILLIANT! THIS MAN...IS SIMPLY, BRILLIANT!

[Mandders]

OMG he's describing me!

[Riconnaissance]

3 people did not get chocolate cake for breakfast.

[DuttyGyal718]

@Riconnaissance Lol. yes. and 5 more "shes" came downstairs and spoiled the fun. >:-P

[silvaze14]

@Riconnaissance 8 now :)

[MutilatedPancake]

@Riconnaissance Go home.

[ThatConoGirl]

@Riconnaissance

now 8... poor guys.