Super Hans on Crack

[BoozehammerOfGalem]

I would open an umbrella inside my harris for a nice little relaxing smoke of crack.

[kensei85]

Relax it's not Blue Peter just gonna have a nice relaxing smoke of crack.

[trip313music]

I did a song featuring the legendary super hans check it out

[BroWhatever]

Bit of crack.

[tbiscuit2998]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[welshboygreg]

Haha, I love Super Hands!

Super Hands! Super Hands! SUPER HANDS!

[BLAGASPANTS]

@welshboygreg It's super HANS you complete and utter moron.

[sta1V1ina]

Curse these metal hands

[zalmanusa]

"a bit of crack", just so casual, what a fucking legend!

[Ghefly]

"Tell ya what that crack is really moreish"

[col06]

lmfao that crack is really moreish

[PsychosisFire]

NO. The washing machine stays. Think about it, people will come in here and think "WOAH what the fuck is a washing machine doing here, I need a drink".

[mekgineerable]

5 people had a bad trip

[royalblowno]

Men with ven

[wheelmanstan]

i wanna see him and gob from arrested development hang out

relaxing smoke of crack, man people should be more honest and prideful about their drug use lol

[tjmac7]

super hans and Jez were funny, but why did they have to go suck each others cocks?

[racheal971]

Genius

[MRCMBURNS67]

SUPER HANS = LEGEND

[451harri]

@MRCMBURNS67 SUPERHANS = TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING

[darkelf118]

I METT THE SUPERHANS YESTERDAY AT HOVE STATION, AND GOT A PICTURE

[HippieDrummer06]

lol... spoicy

[armbar5000]

5 people need to relax, and have a nice bit of crack

[eezeedoesit]

somebody must be watching me!!! now why did youtube go and suggest this clip to me?..to ME.. know what im saying? thats it im changing my face, my dealer, my house number and my IP and maybe my socks too after all they smell, maybe thats how they found me? I hear a knocking on the door..brb..oh but what if its the cops??? hang on.. I'll jump out the window...

to be continued from another location some far away cyber cafe!

hahhahhahhhaaa

[Guywatkins1]

@eezeedoesit Yeah I remember when I had my first beer....

[pacmandem]

@eezeedoesit Stop liking videos if you're getting paranoid. That's how youtube suggests things..

[eezeedoesit]

@pacmandem i don't like the videos i just like the crack!

[SHOPAH0LIC]

"People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people Jeremy."

[rajan2389]

Haha, a relaxing smoke of crack

[rosskstar]

Blue Peter? the TV show? how's that fit here?

[Nickp3107]

@rosskstar a Blue Peter presenter (Richard Bacon iirc) was sacked for taking cocaine

[skinup1231]

@Nickp3107 was that the guy that killed himself?

[Guttermouth]

@skinup1231 I think you're thinking of Mark Speight

[skinup1231]

@Guttermouth yeah, i remember him. he did that art show for kids right?

[sussussussus]

a bit-a crack

[cuntylishus]

It's more-ish...not Moorish. It's something's more-ish, you want more of it!

[xrammyx]

sweet, he plays cooks father on skins!

[MrStraca21]

Moorish is when you want to eat food, get cravings etc...

[harryvonlipwig]

i fucking love super hans

[mutiilation]

What is blue peter?

[cheekychick112233]

@mutiilation A british kid's TV show, and one of the presenters was fired for doing drugs XD

[matt897]

HOW DO YOU VOTE THIS DOWN!?!?!

[theyforcedmetosignup]

I read that Russell Brand auditioned to play SuperHans and I wanted to fucking break my computer.

Peep Show was almost tainted. The unruinable was almost ruined.

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

@theyforcedmetosignup lol same here i can't stand that cunt!

[jimmyshitbags]

@theyforcedmetosignup holy shit man, what a horrible thing to nearly have happened... how lucky we've been...

[ThePoonDoctor]

"Tell you what, that crack is really moreish." The whole bit is funny, but that line is classic.

[sonofocelot]

Can I please put this to rest now.. Im from England and this word gets used all the time. It's not moorish, and you're all thinking WAY too deep with the barren manchester thing... it's more-ish. As in, you want more. As randomgasattack said, often used to describe things such as biscuits.

It's just so funny hearing it used to describe crack..

[Hoopskidoodle]

@orient1961 Yes, you're crazy. Moorish, meaning that it makes him want more, is perfectly in keeping with Hans' idiosyncratic use of language (e.g. easy like a Sontag Morgan)... not to mention his insatiable hunger for crack. Hans love crack. It's his favorite. Making obscure references like the one you mentioned is really more of Mark's bag.

[ogfunk187]

@orient1961 shite joke

[avidmc1]

@orient1961 yes. You're crazy.

[blahblah55555666666]

relax it's not blue peter

[graemeoliver84]

This is Super Hans' defining moment.

[DamonGuitar11]

i love supa hans, but wtf does supa hans mean?

[LumixGoals]

@DamonGuitar11 i think his name is hans, hans is a german name

[hairhairhair123]

@DamonGuitar11 nothing his name is hans and he put super on the beginning to sound cool

[EdNortonisMineLol]

"More-ish" :L

[DodgyIdeot]

haha its not blue peter! mad bastad

[lillekins]

"relax! it's not bluepeter, just having a nice little relaxing smoke of crack"

[redderstheamazing]

its ironic comedy saying moreish, cos crack is addictive as fuck, hence hans saying its really moreish, like a bar of choco or a pint of stella or whatever tickes your fancy.....

super hans is moreish!

[rko123jja]

lol i fortit was super hands

[DrShakes92]

What we really need to do is create a powerful sense of dread. See, the longer the note the more dread.

[123serioussam]

@DrShakes92 LOL love it

[SuperPointlessStuff]

@DrShakes92 Thats not jam, that just total fucking marmalade.

[mehmus]

@DrShakes92 that is one of my all-time favourite lines..

[ripper6]

It's not Blue Peter rofl

[paulotoronto]

Whatever!

[themightyjoseph]

I thought i was the only one who thought it was 'superhands'

[UkBasslineTv]

lmfao.

[brewstercraven]

why isnt super hans Dr Who?

[weavehole]

I think Harry Hill did this joke first. About Heroin though.

Then Jimmy Carr nicked it.

I think.

[DidiHylobates]

"Moreish" means it makes you want more.

[twistedmellon]

hahahahaha

[pooonapiece]

supre hans is the fuckin man!!!

[Beletgeuse]

lol, that's so fucking funny! this show always pisses me off though.

[zuturd]

funny when he's trippin on acid at jez's aunts funeral

[2001drdre]

you've got that preeeeetty wrong mate

[zuturd]

@2001drdre no i havent, its when he asks jez's aunt dies and he thinks he's going to inherit her money

[premiumdnb]

hahah best superhands scene

[shitcity1]

CRACK superhands your smoking crack

[hellohello66666]

thats just perfect writing, moorish is a word used by waitrose and sainsburys for nice food, it makes crack look almost delicious

[lombakazi]

Super Hans is just great , legendary character :)

[Souls2009]

i saw him the other day

[fabiopellow]

his name is super hans and and he fuckin rocks

[mcbeezyb]

i swear his name is super hands but theres so many video calling him hans so im confused now

[dhkk43]

SUPER HANS IS AWESOME!! :D

[ArsenalfcTHEHERD]

matt king, hilarious.

[rosskstar]

"moorish"? what's he mean by that?

[randomgasattack]

I first heard this word used to describe a packet Chocolate HobNobs in the 90s... Very more-ish, like Jaffa Cakes.

[rosskstar]

more? and not moor? 'the moors' refers to an upland habitat with poor quality acidic soil that only supports small shrubs....so i was thinking it referred to acidity ?? I remember being taken by my then girlfriend to some moor in southern Wales for a round of sloppy snogging...so moorish to me, might be an acidic 'fishy flavor'

[moone28]

just means its really easy to keep doing and he wants more :P wikid scene

[nedisadon]

you, are retarded.

[bmxandscientology]

that you want more

[lalaliam]

it makes you want to have more.

[adamwoodhouse]

moreish - means he wants some more

[cg1992]

@rosskstar It means that you want more of it after you take it - i.e. temporarily addictive or enjoyable making/influencing you to want more

[spankmymonkey3]

@rosskstar it means you want more of it.

[cjw0900]

@rosskstar "more-ish" Basically you want more. Not to be confused with moors like foggy scots bogs.

[SionWeeks]

@rosskstar Moreish means addictive, like you want more and more.

[RobStark12]

@rosskstar when you have some you want more

[yarco8000]

@rosskstar Morish: something that makes you want more of it.

[darrin42]

@rosskstar Means you want more of it. It's More-ish

[joesonaplane]

@rosskstar Moreish. Basically means it makes you want more.

[aeczem]

@rosskstar It's morish.

[Zer0nite]

@rosskstar "Moorish".

More-ish. As in you want more.

[lillekins]

@rosskstar that you want more of it!

[Stranglepuff]

@rosskstar lol It means u want more of it, obviously!

[rosskstar]

@rosskstar Does he mean it's muslimish? like the Moors of Spain?

[fourtoooh]

@rosskstar moor was a word used to refer to an Arab and or Muslim

[22ness0hayden]

@fourtoooh not in this context. something moorish is something you simply want more of. usually used to describe sweets with lots of sugar that make you crave more, like chocolate for example. then again maybe hans did want to smoke a muslim ?

[nomax345]

@rosskstar It means it makes you want more of it. Like rando said, hobb knobs are very moreish.

[TheWorstWarlock]

@rosskstar Moreish = addictive, in other words you want more of it.

[seanlin1202]

@TheWorstWarlock ahhh moreish, that makes alot more sense

[bigglego]

@rosskstar temporarily addictive. Like pringles with the add 'once you pop you can't stop'

[AgothInnCloth]

@rosskstar Makes you want to have more.

[rosskstar]

@rosskstar i asked this a year ago and swear i've gotten 15 answers to it, thank u all but I GET THE POINT NOW.....too funny

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

@rosskstar means u want more LOL

[jwhittlejr]

@rosskstar When you have something and then you want more of it!

[SpikyRoxas2]

@rosskstar It mean once you've had it you want more, like eating some pop corn and wanting more

[GenericPurpleTurtle]

@rosskstar You want more of it......

[PoiPoi5189]

@rosskstar addicting

[adcashmo]

@rosskstar morish just means it's very addictive.....but the joke is that it's usually only used when referring to tasty food or something :)

[eliville10]

@rosskstar it's like dirty and messy

[Kobaganda]

@eliville10 What? Fail.

[Kobaganda]

@rosskstar Moreish (or Morish) is an informal way of describing food. When something is moreish you have a desire to have more.

[ColinIngus1]

Total ledge through an through. Gotta love the Super Hans

5*

[mattrix2007]

"a nice little relaxing smoke of crack" looooooooooool

[chrisdobby1]

super hans is a legend!!

[RandomViper41]

i fucking love you for uploading this

[gnmhf]

just doesn't get old :D

[olliemad]

haaaa brilliant !

[fabs985]

AHAHAHA Quality!!!!!!!!!!!!

[billbonesknows]

genius

[yourmumisadick]

who would of thought crack would be really more-ish

[TGC1000]

I used to know someone who said he was going to 'have a few grams of coke and chill out'

[SuperPissflaps]

SUPERHANDS WOT A FUKIN STAR

[iloveashtray]

''...a nice little relaxin smoke of crack!'' hahaha

[albundydodge]

I'd like to smoke some crack with Super Hans. Doesn't he stick some Valium up his arse for the comedown, too? Plugging it gets you way more fucked. He knows the score...

[Reknaw133]

Nah I've seen SuperHans, I met him awhile back, he was coming down from a half-week Methamphetamine binge.

He said he was gunna hit the hay and swallowed a bottle of ambien, took a few hits of Opium, poped two Xannies and as I was gunna ask what the fuck he was doing he opened a strip of Valium and start crunching on them pills., I asked and he said, "just getting me head down"

[dachronic2008]

haha

[sta1V1ina]

His eyes are so awesome in this clip.

[Hengenissen]

Love the way Super Hans skips the t's in most words xD

[Ankeshed]

Him and the rest of the country :)

[fudge1monkey]

no to just quote what i hear for you all, inciting that you are blithering idiots... but this line has got to be spread around the world

"tell you what... that crack is really more-ish

[mephelim]

highly agree, just quoted it,lets see if it's taking off!!

[pete26454]

...It's not Blue Peter!

[williampatrickcorgan]

i used to think he was called superhands!

[randomgasattack]

Yeah, me too.

[benjiskhan]

it SHOULD be superhands. sounds better, and crazier.

[Lymojo]

@randomgasattack I still do. My theory is that his real name is Hans, but his nickname is Superhands. Isn't Hans usually pronounced "Hawns" anyway?

[Stranglepuff]

@williampatrickcorgan haha! same

[Hoopskidoodle]

@williampatrickcorgan I assumed that it was Hans. 1. because they clearly weren't saying "hands." 2. Because they're in fucking Europe.

[22ness0hayden]

@Hoopskidoodle England , UK

[PureZOOKS]

@williampatrickcorgan you mean he's not?

[Hoopermazing]

@williampatrickcorgan I always knew that it was Hans... but the way they pronounce his name, it sounds like Supa-Hans to my American ears.l

[PopolVuh2]

I look like him, seriously i get it all the time

[lawrargh]

awesome XD

[lawrargh]

does anyone else find hans attractive? :/

[GODIVAX1]

YES I DO!!!

[lawrargh]

yey lol

[draytoncc]

Haha, i love this clip + the peep show :)

[sinno17]

Moreish hahahahhaah

[flaxtothamax]

haha the cocaine at Jez's wedding is jokes as well. 'He's just had three grams of coke to calm himself down!' Legendary character.

[colinblower]

ace

[powerlifer]

dont say crack jeremy because i love crack lol

[FACEJJ]

lol, i was watching this yesterday and that is exactly what i thought ;)

[GeorgiaLiverpool]

'tell you, that crack is really morish' .. one of the best lines in peep show

[randomgasattack]

This clip used to be on youtube under the title 'Super crack' but it's "not available in this region" anymore - the UK, ironically - where it was made. So I thought I may as well capture it from DVD (I didn't nick this clip) and upload it. Credit to the original poster for editing structure.