The Hot Gossip

[AnimeFanFreak1000]

Is that a giant bass pillow on your bed? O_o

[joshmyhand]

Nice Grace face,

[samanthak2205]

i just realized that you wear a hat in all your videos... should probably take "observant" off my resume.

[Toonklink99]

giggity

[knowbodie341]

hey now im a 47 yr old lady who enjoys your videos. because you are so adorable and funny.

[95victorian]

...I have actually used "So, like, what are your hopes and dreams?" during awkward conversations. Heh heh heh.

[CJFilmz]

what a fag. and not in the gay way.

[perfectstorm333]

@CJFilmz OH! So in the bundle of sticks way?

[CJFilmz]

@perfectstorm333 No, in the idiot way. He's fucking annoying.

[tashybellgoesrawr]

@CJFilmz You jelly? =3

[TheDESTROLYS]

@CJFilmz You sound mad.

[daughterofEMT]

I would bang that....giggidy... LMFAO!!

[MissFeefs]

Giggidy.

[TheLegorockman]

Did anybody expect him to say Totes McGoats at the end there?

Please like if you know what that actually means XD

[slumberingcub]

@landth78 its not from a video its from one of the cup of joe podcasts:)

[nolemmingsplease]

daily grace intro?



[railroad718]

could you please make it into a blackberry app?

[MissMayILove]

I play ukelele..

And I havent watched your videos in a while.

But seeing this made me cry.

Im so proud. (':

[chibibitch]

so how did I not realize i was subscribed to you? cause i've been laughing nonstop for the past 20 mins! XD luv ya! <3

[landth78]

Does anyone know which video the quote "Was I the new queen bee?" was from?

Please help!

[ShelbyDiener]

So, if you want to look cool in front of all your friends, this won't help.

[anuliayok]

Giggidy!

[jimmyho315]

my brother and i bought the app, and now we feel like we're the new queen b's

[CatieBugx3]

I would bang that.

Giggidy.

[River2384]

I love reading the tags they're funny. "..snookie who cares about her.." he he. The image from South Park comes to mind...

[gonnaimplode]

gawd, i want that app so bad. but i have a blackberry! we don't get any good apps.

[vannehxx]

LOL I think you should have a video up everyday, just saying. You're hilarious.

[Hellzap0ppin]

i just spit my drink out @ giggity XD

[kandyfreak393]

0:49 TROLOLOLO (literary)

[Plottoberry]

Joe I haven't seen your drinking Boone's for at least a week now... are you okay, love?

[hypedragon]

Oh mannn I want the app for Android!

[JustHereForComedy]

Joe, has anyone ever told you that you look a lot like Eric Foreman? :O

[River2384]

@JustHereForComedy You should see his older videos!

[izziebella7]

The mirror in the background is bent.... Literally.... Lol

[m0ntane]

@izziebella7 I ALWAYS look at that, and I was just about to comment.  It was bothering me throughout the video, haha.

[River2384]

@m0ntane My sisters did that too, its probably bowing from leaning on the wall, they're bad for that. But it's fine when it's hung.

[ronon48]

This is about you and all your Videos . . . I've heard throughout my Life time, that people tend to have a Type ! an you R . . . good going !

[jmnc05]

I just found you and I love you!!!

[JeremiahJJay]

Oh also!!! can you please do another drew barrymore!! that was my favorite of you!!

[JeremiahJJay]

You're my cup of joe... akward turtles

[ShoesWitoutSocks]

Is it just me, or do you have a slight Minnesotan accent?

[HushedPuppy702]

"So if you want to look cool in front of all of your friends, this won't help." No it wouldn't...but I'd still use it XD

[singing2stars]

You will be my first paid app sir... Please be gentle

[disneykid1]

@singing2stars <3

[HPNEEK]

You seem to be what I would imagine Sheldon Cooper to be like if he was more sexual :)

[typicaljeremy]

Giggity! LOL

[whirlwindjourney]

"I would bang that. Giggity!"  Absolutely hilarious.

[chibiwolf1005]

I would totally tap Taylor Lautner :D

[LoveThemMusic]

Please tell me "yikes!" is on the sound board!

[abbystraws]

How drunk were you -3 I love you Joe. I've missed your just vlogs.

[rafakata]

You're adorable, i just want to hug you! Virtual hug coming from Hungary :)

[heavenlyhot]

I don't care how lesbian I am. I would bang Taylor!

[catlar]

i would bang that.. giggity

lolll

[kimbrady06]

actually my boyfriend at the time moved into a place that had a subscription and it was actually so nice to gain a free mag from some random that forgot to change their address haha..

twas a pitty when they stopped coming though.. was good while it lasted-

[JasonlVlraz]

you're actually fucking hilarious

[CorderoPedro]

make an android version :)

[TopmanKid]

Grace face?! Ahaha, I love Joe.

[lalamariaXD]

hahaha :D

[mccourt2011]

your videos are so funny.

[kevkevbambam]

omg did you just Grace face!!!?!?

[katfruit81]

i wish we could drink together :)

[hellzyeachelsea]

Giggity.

[stunnershady]

lol joe i love your grace face

[ifishoulddiebefore]

We wear the same shirt :)

[jayjaybob2]

im not gay but i LOVZ YOUZ! is that weird??

[jakeisnotanowl]

@jayjaybob2 Yes, it's REALLY weird. You should be ashamed.

[OhHiNebulae]

I REALLY want to gif the part where you said "I would bang that"

[acgonzalez27]

i used the "hopes & dreams" thing as an icebreaker today. the person i was talking to and i are now best friends.

[disneykid1]

@acgonzalez27 I'm gonna cite this comment as a success story.

[RedSkyNord]

"I would bang that - giggity." lmfao

[LycorisAcissejDur]

So I went from watching this video to reading my philosophy textbook, and now Epicurus sounds like Joe in my head... :/

[disneykid1]

@LycorisAcissejDur That's how it should be.

[josephjuvenile]

how did you get your own app?! that's boss!

[AmberTalksTooMuch]

GRACE FACIN'. OH GOD.

[TheDailyLifeOfJeremy]

When will it be available for itouch?

[eritos]

@TheDailyLifeOfJeremy

the iPod Touch uses iOS so the app should work on it.

[TheDailyLifeOfJeremy]

@eritos I tried to get it and it said it was incompatibly with iTouch.

[Leomann90]

What? No dad jokes?

[peacelovebecca]

nice grace-face!

[alientechsk8r]

gah! you're so pretty :3

also great video

[shawkstuh]

Joe, how do you get your lips so naaaiiicee. I have unfortunate smoker's lips... and I dont even smoke! :(... also, I've been hesitating to even ask you for weeks bc like... how creepy of a question of this? riggghtt?...

[disneykid1]

@shawkstuh I inherited some pretty big lips for a skinny white boy. The only good thing about them is they make my large nose seem smaller by comparison.

[shadowswallow]

Will there ever be a version of the app for Android?

[disneykid1]

@shadowswallow There might be!

[joelro]

@disneykid1 You mean to say, there will be... right? :P

[IMMTUR2]

That Missingno over your shoulder is very pretty.

[vikiwozeya]

That was awesome haha.

[doulikeamericanmusic]

awesome

[siemprebae]

:> makes me smiillee

[5gayspeaks]

This is awesome. Keep up the amazing work!!!

[BeccatheBizarre]

Also, you didn't sound desperate for us to buy the paid version of your iPhone App. Like, at all. So, don't worry if you think you do. Because you don't. At all.

[BeccatheBizarre]

I want the fish on your bed. Like, I'll buy it.

[llamaboy9000]

is that a grace face i see??  ;)

[missemify]

0:42-0:53 I would totally tap that.

[Necrophiliasaur]

Totes just bought the app. txt it!!!

[disneykid1]

@Necrophiliasaur Aww yeahhhh!

[greeengoddess]

For some reason you remind me of a less paranoid version of Emma Pillsbury from Glee

[zebradancing]

party.

[maddymoosh]

I don't have any friends so looking cool isn't something I have to worry about.

[RyanVidz]

We want comments AND bloopers!

[cartoonfreak9]

I just got the app, yours is the first app I ever bought. I <3 you.

[Anaprince]

My friends already think I'm weird enough without a smorgousborg of you blasting out of my phone... On the other hand they already think I'm weird so why fight it. *clicks open phone*

[KORKORMUSIC]

Love when you play the ukulele , how it sounds so profeshhh ! :P

[rob2993]

Where did you get that iPhone cover?

[AbsinthePunk]

sooo gonna buy the app if i have money

[thecolormaria]

grace face!? :)@

[vibsepedersen]

Please make that for android!!!!!!!

[deadchildstar]

will only purchase the paid app if it includes scandalous, compromising pictures of you.

[mitcharp]

its 4am and i should be sleeping, but theres always time for joe

[dreamskinner]

I cannot wait to see the prank calls people do with your soundboard, haha

[TheThunderDragoon]

XD I love you.

[ISnoggedHarry]

GIGGITY. ps what is your iPhone case? pps I love you.

[dahercool]

You are awesome, ive stuck with you for years and dont regret a second :)

[NaksPizza]

you have amazing skin!!!

[123moscowman]

Great song! Very creative! Me and you both on Taylor Lautner!

[xobuttons]

just downloaded your app (:

[avocadoes]

gracefacing! ding!

[LunaHime313]

still following sailor moon?? i'm so mad that book three isn't coming out til january!

[benjac31]

Got the iPhone app. Actually really like it. Nice work Joe :)

[soposthardcore]

I get Redbook too! wtf is this business?! It just keeps showing up!

[jimmypi]

My roommate gets a bunch of magazines she never ordered too. It is awesome!

[minimeeka]

2:36 totally should have said tortellini. I was like c'moooon joseph! say tortellini next!!!

[LIAMODEARME]

May favourite song of yours is...oh blast whats it called...oh year Security (ima be honest I opened up iTunes to get that name right)

[KarlSolenoidIV]

I. Love. You.

[JAKEinPANTS]

I love you Joe haha

[leetcruelean]

Grace face!! :D@

[thehockstra]

I just have to say that watching your videos always make me laugh. so, thanks for that.

[OhMcKmac]

JOE! Why are you so awesome? I want to be your best friend so bad.

[popika5554]

im so gonna buy that app

[AceJackso]

This whole thing seems like a bit of a disaster.

[kamui5252]

Any Barbara sounds included??? I don't have an iphone yet!!! ugh

[disneykid1]

@kamui5252 There is a Barbara sound!

[PinstripedNotebook]

You've gotten really good at producing quality videos lately, I'm really enjoying your channel and your podcast. If I had a phone that wasn't a Motorola Razr incapable of having apps, I'd totally buy it.

[DannekAnnohen]

Your work has been so great the last months, idk, it seems as it improves evertime I come back here :D. Even your blog (can you call it blog or what? .... mhn) on answerly is just so good and funny. You're definitely one of my favourite youtubers with your self-sarcastic way. (:

[maggiehanna]

no android app? :-(

[PurpaGurrrl]

I can't get the app until I get my new iPod for Christmas because I don't have iOS4 or 5 or whatever the new one is... :(

[DasSchwarzeKorsett]

You never answered my question a while back; how many fingers can you fit in your mouth?

[tiltyaheadbak4]

Just what i needed. A cup of Joe on my bday. schwinggg

[louisrk]

I think that the word that he was searching for at the end was "tortellinis".

Or tortoise.

[Rainbowsend09]

Cheery, fast paced and bedazzled. I give this video a thumbs up. Giggity.

[raisinbrandyforealz]

Joe, every time you upload a video, the sun shines a little brighter, the birds sing a little sweeter, and my day gets just that much better.

[MackenzieDouglas13]

I like your fish.

[thrynclair]

i love your awkward smile

[SparraJarkles]

I miss the little jokes that used to come after the cup of joe title

[RiotGirl4Eva]

You Inspire me.

[chrisjohnhurley]

I think you are adorable in this video. Your awkwardness is so cute. Tap me. Now.

[allysonleigh88]

So the fact that I've yet to run into you on campus saddens me a bit. PS I introduced The Fountain staff to your vlogs and they looked at me like I was crazy. I tried. -shrugs-

[ProperPunctuation]

Would you really tap that? Really Joe? Come on.

[allysonleigh88]

So the fact that I've yet to run into you one campus saddens me a bit.

[snooperdoggy]

0:51 you were gracefacing it! obviously sexy

[HannahGuestMcGuire]

I don't have an IPhone but I do have a Smart Phone so I decided to search the CupOfJoeShow app anyway!

The Drinker's Handbook came up.... Fitting?

[awesomatorr10]

Were those intentional gracefaces? I hope so!

[sighmoansays]

Oh, Joe. You never cease to entertain me. <3

[TuckerLovesHimself]

Allure is my fave magazine, jealous of your internship there tbh 

[tombstonediploma]

I love you.

[meurtri]

graceFACE



[vocalyzer]

I also have that same withe door mirrior that I laid against the wall and now it's warped forever! Also it seems STAR delievers a free sub to every gay man.

[disneykid1]

@vocalyzer Mine broke the first time I looked in it.

[FailMatt]

You kind of do resemble Quagmire

[disneykid1]

@FailMatt Thanks.

[junebugsinjuly]

<333 Joe, I think I need some Barbra Christmas videos.

[McAlister120]

i am now imagining joe as a buff man with that voice

[SolarInspiration]

why are your ears so large?

[disneykid1]

@SolarInspiration It's not my fault you can't handle this hot bod.

[clm51193]

@SolarInspiration you know what they say about big ears?

[alizabethw05]

I get Ebony magazine in the mail. I have for years. It followed me when I moved. I never paid for it, and I'm white.

[TheUnicornonthecob]

damn it, I wish I had an iPhone. 

[rickyfierce]

0:42 - 0:54 were the best 12 seconds of my life

[vegetablesrockme]

Haha you should make a barbara soundboard. That would be REALLY useful in my everyday life..

[disneykid1]

@vegetablesrockme There's a Barbara phrase on this one!

[vegetablesrockme]

@disneykid1 YES! well of course I have to buy it now. :)

[moonkittynet]

Downloading...

[alyssalovesjesus]

joe bring back BARB!

[PurpleHatFilms]

Is that a fish on your bed...?

[MartynDore]

I Need this App... *Downloads*