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  • You can't take a picture of a black hole. You can take one of the effects one has on a nearby star, but those are quite accessible.

  • isnt there a real fuckin photo or something like that? oh fuck simulations are in everywhere

  • I always thought a black hole looked like a BLACK HOLE squeezing space around itself.

  • when i look at things like this my mind runs ahead, when the man will look at these graphics as we look today to the paintings into the caves of prehistoric man

    But now the progress has sped up, so probably in a couple of century will be into it

    Some wise man says real new achivements in our knowledge and means will come out when philosophy and science will be brought back toghether in one discipline*

  • WHERE ARE THE FIRST PICTURES?

  • @Vandermonlopes They're being anal-ised.

  • so no picture then...

  • @daguangrong Hell yeah. My little Somali slut. She loved it.

  • i got a black hole in my ass...

  • you guys are retarded if you thought you would actually see a black hole. if it sucks in all light how could u see it

  • @Devonmeister

    Kinda right but kinda wrong in the same sense...you WOULD be able to see the jets of matter and light form around the accretion disc...which makes black holes somewhat visible in the light spectrum...however...if nothing has gotten caught in the tidal forces of a black hole then yes you are correct...you would not be able to see it...

  • @Devonmeister Troll more and start attentending science class more kid, you might understand.

  • i didnt know that you can make a telescope out of a microwave.

  • what?

  • bla bla bla blablabla.. black hole.. bla bla blablabla

  • ooo Science'eeeee

  • theres no thing as blackholes

  • @yksnimus Theres no such thing as you!

  • @iHavexSkillz I know, Im so unic ;D

  • Sounds like my teacher talking

  • god isint real people, we made it up so u can beleve in something its like the thing when u give some1 a pill for your bones and they say its for your heart then it kinda works cos u beleve in it...so...who beleves in the volcanos made iron-somthing and it made water and water made micro cells and then u evolved to a ape then a human?

  • @toxfox123 You mean a placebo. And yeah. But more heinously, God is a control mechanism for some people to scare, guilt, or shame other people into doing what they want.

  • God doesnt exsist

    BAM!!... I just owned all christians.

    Suck it up buttercup.

  • well first of all im pretty sure im not related to you in any way, second you posted two comments that are essentially the same, you know you can remove comments if you feel they are incorrect, and third extrapolating from the first two points it is easy to conclude that it would not be a battle, because a battle implies that both parties are about equal, and clearly you and i are not.

    so i vote we call this a draw so you don't get your feelings hurt and go our separate ways. check, and mate.

  • @iliteritmonkey No I did not post two comments, you are schizophrenic.

    Second, you are supposed to attack, not to buff my comments back like a defensive little bitch.

    Third, actually the reason you do not want a battle is because you know you will lose, it is easy to claim superiority to me, but you still have that to prove, but call the quits instead. :(

    Sure, ill accept the "draw", after all you are the one fleeing like a pussy, here, napkins son.

    (Thanks kid, I I really had fun x )

  • @SilenceOfChaos, fine, i don't care, but you did post twice, the first said how the hell should i know...this could be really fun, like a youtube rap battle. the second was basically the same except it said, why the hell should i care... then you added hit me, or something like that, and the last line was in parentheses.

    you can call me what ever you want but i will be god damned if some stupid fuck is going to call me a liar.

  • @iliteritmonkey You should increase you`re medication liar.

    This stupid fuck is a billion times smarter, honorable and better than you will ever be scum.

    You are god damned monkey.

  • @SilenceOfChaos, lol, arguing with someone over the internet is disgustingly pathetic, but i was bored out of my mind so i thought i would humor you. but now i have interesting things to do so good bye. and i really don't care what you say about me, what ever makes you feel good because there isn't a goddamn thing either one of us is going to actually do because im sure you have better things to do, i know i do, so pick another youtube users and start playing with them, best of luck.

  • @iliteritmonkey Thank you, I too was bored (now I am disgusted), but rather than making you laugh (lol), I thought I would humor myself owning you, which I did over and over again. :)

    You know there are many out there saying the exact same thing about you monkey, yes I have better things to do, that does not mean I do not have the power to throw in some crap on youtube each five minutes or so.

    Yes, I will, I wont need luck to find someone less bitch than you faggot, now I.Y.M at once.

  • @iliteritmonkey - Think about it, This Response is Fueling Argument for the sake of not arguing. hmmm... & now im contributing to the Problem too, by comenting in reference to a response u made ... ugghhh ikes... i give up. Everyone has argued with someone at least a dozen times in this Modern Technological path we call "The World Wide Web" ... With that being Said.... Shut The Fuck Up.

  • @myopinonz, lol,wut? this was like 2 weeks ago, where the hell have you been?

  • @iliteritmonkey Did I also mention, little monkey, that you never addressed that final comment towards me? Meaning I never received it in my mailbox? This is no draw pussy, this is you lost in the most pathetic way ever, what ever respect I held for you, has turned into disgust.

    Dont change your mind, I wont accept you're challenge, you are a worthless waste of time.

  • Thats not a picture, that is a damn 3d simulation! These videos are full of bullshit sometimes ;(

  • if you want to see another black hole, just get a large mirror, face away from it, bend over, look through your legs, and pull your ass-cheeks apart, TA DA!

  • @iliteritmonkey Or if you want to see a super-massive black hole...

    Your mothers cunt.

  • @SilenceOfChaos, wow, that seems a little over the top there buddy, maybe you should talk to somebody, but not me.

  • @iliteritmonkey Ill "speak"you`re mother up the ass again then.

    You believe yourself to be capable of defining when someone is over the top and when not? You really need to speak with someone, and I am not gonna be you`re shrink buddy.

  • @SilenceOfChaos, Touché, how about fuck you and your whole inbreed family, who should be hunted and slaughtered like the savage beasts they are.

    your turn.

  • @iliteritmonkey How the hell should I know, I am just you`re dad/uncle/brother/grampa/mailm­an.

    This could be really fun, like a youtube rap battle without the music.

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  • oh damn. i thought it meant another kind of black hole

  • a microwave telescope? and eco friendly item to cook my food! finaly! bingo! oh yeah! -dances naked in a football pitch-

  • i wonder what that girl looks like , her voice is so annoying

  • if those telescopes can't cook my food, then they are useless.

  • @parallelelk You also use your oven for astronomical research?

  • .....i have...no frikkin idea why i watched this s**t!!

  • im going to stick my cock into a blackhole, ill put a camera on the end so you guys can see to.

  • @vXvXvProJecTvXvXv You just reminded me of the apes from 2001: A space odessy. That comment portrayed you as some unevolved lamebrain that really shouldn't even be smart enough to use a computer. Pretty miraculous you can use a keyboard buddy.

  • @shamz0rz why u hatin bro ? make you feel good ?

  • @vXvXvProJecTvXvXv - Congratulations sir, you just posted the lamest trolling comment on the internet. Good job.

  • Microwave telescopes, huh? So I'm able to make my ramen AND watch it super close while doing so? YES!

  • bkn XXXXDDXDDXXDDXD

  • umm correct me if im wrong but isnt 2012 about us entering the centre of out galaxy for the first time in 26 000 years? if thick chick is telling the truth then shouldnt we get sucked into that black hole?

  • @takeabullet1 2012 is about polar shift, and mayan calenars... lol the solar system is on the edge of the milkyway....

  • @takeabullet1 "umm correct me if im wrong but isnt 2012 about us entering the centre of out(sic, our) galaxy for the first time in 26 000 years?"

    Yes you are wrong and close to right. We will be crossing as a solar system together as one, crossing the 'galactic plain'. Imagine a flat record type disc, we will be crossing from side A to side B and looking on the records edge.

  • @ISamuelII the galactic crossing was actually in like 2004 i believe. This whole12/21/2012 thing is based on an algorithum created by some guy in the 70's, I don't discount the mayan calendar ending in 2012 but truth be told, Does the world end every year on 12/31 when our calendar ends? The mayans used big ass calendar, would you want to have to carve a new one every year?

  • @GmHaverly My thoughts on the Mayan calendar is simple, it is round, start over at the beginning.

  • If you expected images of a black hole, you're an idiot and it would be disappointing anyway. We couldn't even see it, probably just a faint glow from hawking radiation around it.

  • @TheFourthHouse Not true. There are more ways to take a picture than with color. Learn a little bit about the Very Large Array in Socorro, NM and you might be impressed.

  • do you really expect pictures of something that absorbs light ?

  • @dig6dog when the title of the video says pictures....i aint expectin a bus

  • waste of time...

  • SQUID!!!?

  • Unholy crap... watching these videos narrated by this chick make me go out on a full blown rage. I don't care if you have a problem but clear out your goddamn nose!

  • i hate how she talks! They should get a proffesional or someone who can speak normally...

  • pics or it didnt happen

  • simalation lol

  • LOL if you look at the bottom right, the F9tot) is getting an erection.

  • I didn't see no black holes!!!!

  • @afthefragile Its not possible to see them, only from how other objects interacts with them we can know for sure that they exist.

  • she sounds like she has a cold...

    but this is very interesting

  • all the clips from this channel are too brief to get a sense of why they're being shown or to glean any real information -- and I have to agree with other commenters, the narrator's voice and delivery only make it worse.

  • oh why this ladies voice again she sounds horrible

  • Her voise is really annoying!! Grrrrr

  • NERDS!

  • You sir, are a fucking idiot.

  • justified

  • damn right, that's why there's no absolute thruth in science

    science is not concerned with truth

    truth is a philosophical concept, that has nothing to do with science

    and this is also why this whole spirituality vs. science discussion is totally stupid and pointless

  • wtf are u saying...

  • @Foc4ccin4

    this is wikipedia/philosophy kind of knowledge, this is not even controversial

    science = method of thinking

    truth = philosophical concept

    to say science = truth is a philosophical statement and itself not scientific

  • U sir, need to pray a lot and leave scientists, that might save your life someday (god knows why), alone.

  • @signalchef wtf are you talking about?

  • I expected some pics.

  • @Guard655 Yeah .. I was hoping for some naked pics. You know.. a naked singularity?

  • @ShallowThoughts I see...

  • @Guard655

    21seconds in.. they are pictures,,

  • @Guard655

    Why did you expect pictures? The video isn't called "First pictures of a black hole" or anyth.... oh wait.

  • so no first pictures but just a new cg video about how someone thinks a black hole could look like

  • on a 'picture' black hole looks like a seethrough lense, so you will never see a optical picture

  • Personal experience. It's only common sense to think this. There are more than 600 different "Theories" or hypothesis' out there. Many more ideas etc. etc. And then there's one of the most accepted religions (Christianity) which ranked 30% of the earths religion. I'm taking into account the odds and putting my educated ideas and combining them with facts and truth to create statistics almost anyone could debate with and come with their own conclusions. This opens doors to new ideas.

  • hmm, it´s all to bold for me. Those " Simulation " with so poor evidence...

    But they do talk like they had it all, lol !

    But still interesting and only enough for a mind boggling theory...

  • LOL. Black woman narrating a science video. LMFAO

  • what do you mean? that black woman cannot narrate a science video? Why? If you thnik so, I disagree

  • one word.

    Simmilation.

  • I didn't notice simmilation in her prenounciation

  • lol, then where were you within the first 4 seconds of the vid?

  • in third second she says "this simulation" but this "u" is not "iu", but spelled flat, ok?

  • all i know is that she speaks weird from time to time

  • yeah its weird. as if her mouth nerves phase out. like shes having strokes all the time.

    simmlation. devaaleped. astronemers. vollow. center of da milky way. holsintensegravety. fatshouldhelpthem. andtomparepredictions.

  • because unless it involves eating a banana or having children with men not fit to raise children they wont know how to do it.

  • StevoElsupremo> I disagree. I think, you're jealous

  • i hate her voice makes me want to punch myself in the dam face...

  • @jacobk11215 i punched my face 3 times

  • @bobbert0111 Oh yeah???? I punched mine 5 times, BEAT THAT!

    Ok lets do this last one not breathing wins!

  • @addictedandroid ok ok i puched my face 25 times! ITS BLEEDING! BEAT THAT!

  • @addictedandroid Uhhhhg sorry i couldnt post earlier...i was in the E.R. getting help cause i hit myself so hard i stopped breathing : / i think i won hooray!

  • I told you, didn´t I ....

  • /watch?v=kdJK1tfHthc

  • simmalation.

  • Well at least you would be able to say you got a hell of a suck!!!

  • hahahahaha....wow

  • her voice goes through my head! so damn innoying!

  • Her pronunciation especially.

  • @greystash101 Same here. I mean, the topic is very interesting and I was amazed by it. But god...her voice!

  • im afraid of black holes.

  • Inversed gravity, anyone?

  • black holes look like nothing

  • no shit they suck up light so you can't really see it

  • they bend all passing light, and emit some rays

  • you wont be able to see anything because you'll be crushed before you know it :P

  • black holes are facinating... and scaaary

  • umm what xD

  • "might look like"? That doesnt help anything.

  • picture? where?

  • *first picture of a black hole*

    NASA scientist 1: "There it is. A black hole finally photographed. What do you think?"

    NASA scientist 2: "Did you just print off a black piece of paper to try and trick me?"

    NASA scientist 1: "I DID!!! How could you tell?!?!"

    NASA scientist 2: "Your spatial distortions and gravitational telemetries were wayyyyy off on this one portion."

    NASA scientist 1: "You gotta admit though it's pretty black."

  • :-/ u know ur a nerd when u get this joke

  • LMAO this made my day xD

  • that's racist

  • Interesting.

    I think another contributer to black holes will soon be the LHC.

  • I hate her voice

  • i know its so blan. it makes me NOT want to watch these. if she didnt sound like the people from high school science videos/

  • It´s terrible. Like an extreme version of Troi from Star Trek.

  • i thought she had down-syndrome at first but like deanna troi from TNG, she's probably just masking a heavy accent.

  • hahahahahah

  • the theory is it became smaller than a single atom thus exploding out becuase of antimater touching it / the other universal membrane

  • black holes are so cool...

    terrifying, but cool.

  • another reason i am not sure the scientist know the whole story is this.

    if the big bang is true, then all of the stuff in the universe was compacted into something smaller than an atom.

    seems that fits the definition of a black hole.

    ok, then how did it expand?

    how did it "explode?

    is our universe inside of a black hole now?

    do photons generate gravity?

    i know thet seem to be affected by it, the gravity lense for example.

    was the big bang all the mass being converted into energy

  • you're on the right track there. scientists are still asking those very questions. it's not about knowing everything, it's about taking what we do know and trying to find ways of understanding more.

  • You guys are askin questions about a topic not all scientists agree upon. More scientists believe in creationism or a different theory than the "Big Bang"

  • Sure, all of them educated at some diploma mill ;)

  • @ IdoApu2: Lol. Bullshit.

  • i reakon a black whole is a start of a planet

  • Seriously, do you know anything about astronomy? What's with the language?

  • language? yeah i lnow everything there ever was, the moon is made from cheese duh!!!

  • wut?

  • ah... where are the "first pictures of a black hole?"

  • Still no pics(Kiddin)

  • haha

  • DAMN, I hate her voice.

  • haha ur not alone bro..

  • I remember watching a Walt Disney documentary about this years ago called 'The Black Hole'.

    It was very interesting and completely factual and if is worth checking out. Hopefully one day we will all have a mini black hole under the kitchen sink which will act as a 'super' waste disposal unit.

  • black holes are the way of the future, i think

  • i think.. you shouldnt talk :P

  • That 44 seconds quite possibly forced a hemorrhage in my brain.

    Damn I shoulda paid attention in school....

  • I had the idea of a black hole gun. you shoot it at someone and put a very tiny black hole so that it implodes them.

  • A black hole itself is just a bunch of mass in a certain small spot, so it is so dense that matter actually collapses in on itself. At this point of density, no black hole is "small", as it sucks in everything around it within it's gravitational pull. Therefor, unless you mean that this gun is going to shoot across galaxies, and swallow entire planetary systems near the person being shot, I don't think it can be done.

  • He put it perfectly. I think i remember seeing that someone calculated if you had a block whole the size of a quarter. After a day it would have continued to oscillate on the earth's gravity gaining mass and sucking it in within a day.

  • Yeah, I read a while back that if you had a cubic centimeter jam packed full of atoms, such that they were so close together that the nuclei were all touching, (assuming that the subatomic forces holding the atoms together weren't broken by then) you would have a mass of around 250 million cubic metric tons.

  • what u mean is a anti matter gun, that shoots anti matter or black matter to cancel out the object in existance. A black hole would be too much thats like having a gun that will swallow the entire earth when shot off.

    BTW: black matter / dark matter / anti matter has been made by humans on earth, just a few atoms. It is kept in a magnetic field hovering because if it touches something it dissapears. in theory if they can make it larger you have your bullit.

  • the terms "dark matter" and "anti matter" aren't interchangeable.

  • allright thats twice, easy on the coffee :P

  • @kukelz

    the terms "dark matter" and "anti matter" aren't interchangeable.

  • i know but you could load the gun with it, because a black hole would be too much.

  • When anti-matter and matter are combined, all that would happen would be a destruction of both matters, and a release of pure energy. There is nothing that would make a "tiny black hole" outside of sci fi of which he's talking about.

  • destruction of both matters..indeed. Perfect, just what you need for the anti matter gun. btw he was speaking theoretically, keep that in mind before you reply. He is not planning on making one in his garage.

  • Haha, let's hope not. But he was talking about a singular person imploding, so anti-matter particles wouldn't do that, they would just essentially explode. He's talking about something that can't happen because of the ratios of our mass and density to the mass and density of which matter begins to collapse in on itself. It can't happen in such a small amount that it only effects one person, it's too small. It's either all or nothing with that kinda thing.

  • Yeah but they use cool technology to make the size adjustable, and the black hole would disapear in about a quarter of a second, and would be "tamed" so it wouldn't suck in light and/or unintended targets. It's not scientifically plausible, but it would be awesome in a movie/comic.

  • Oh hellz yeah. Not plausible, but it would be friggin' sweet.

  • praise God

  • " .. may black holes look like" or "pictures of black hole" ?!!! can we use these terms when we are talking about black holes ?!!

  • Why not? It is an object, only one that does not let light escape due to extreme gravity. But there are other ways to 'see' an object, for example in other frequencies such as infrared or gamma rays.

  • yes but what about bending of space-time dimensions ? when we take a picture of an ordinary object and we look at it we don't have any problem about comparison between the dimensions of the object the background image and ourselves but in black hole case !!? I don't know

  • Aren't infrared or gamma rays also forms of light though?