Squad 68 Episode 1

[gassi15]

god bless you kid

[XxKaelxX79]

Rooster teeth have nothing on this kid.

[GarrettH10]

What the fuck is this?

[ReznovRulz]

youtube is unfair. This kid has 179 sunscribers even though he hasn't uploaded a video in 5 and a half fucking years. I upload a video like once a month. They also look passable, maybe good. That's only because I've started making blender and Garry's mod movies like half a year ago. No one starts off good. So guess how many subscibers I have. Now click on my channel and see if you guessed correctly. I was not raging while typing this message. Just a little jealous.

[gassi15]

@ReznovRulz well even tough he has only 1 video it is the greatest video in the entire world for he is MachinaGod666

[TerranWTF]

@ReznovRulz Well this kid got views from lyle that made a remake of this. And then later kootra sent people to it. i don't know why people subscribe to him tho.

[lazar98c]

i saw Lyle's video and came to this

[SuperGnarWhales]

WHERE'S EPISODE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[orangexxp]

LOLZ i saw smarty's vid and came here LOLZ

[TerranWTF]

Hmh, first when guitarmasterx7 sent people here from hes "remake" of this, people thought it was him, and now when kootra sends them here, people thinks its him... Is it really that impossible for the people sending you guys here to maybe... just think this video is funny in any kind of way and they want to show you guys it? Without it being them in it...?

[pitbull216ify]

its not kootra you dumbs

[AfroNinja720]

was this kootra in his youth?

[mrstaypuft14]

@MASTERCHIEFSTURD kootra is about 22 or 23 and started when he was about 19 but he probably had shitty equipment when starting up

[MASTERCHIEFSTURD]

Obviously it's not kootra, he is about 25, this was posted 5 years ago, and this is a 12 year old, not 20 year old would sound like that

[HeadshotHotHead]

@MASTERCHIEFSTURD He's like 21 or 22.

[xBlackPegasus]

is that kootra?

[Asianchinkk]

What the brown is that you Kootra?!

[SimaoImexx10]

WTF Kootra?!!!!!!!!!

[KillaStorm1000]

uhhh... wtf koots?

[dragonmaster888888]

Wtf Kootra?

[FlamingBlueCats]

Kootra sent me here.

[TerranWTF]

"I make alot of machinimas mostly halo 1 and halo 2" Orly? I see one machinima.

[TerranWTF]

I want episode 2 D:

[iSkeltor]

This whole video is one big voice crack, simply genius!

[IAmCaptainMarvel]

Truly, he was the God of all Machinima. But he was no benevolent God. For the numbers, "666" marked him.

[Pico2571]

don't worry...I just want to give the creator a friendly man-patt on the shoulder.

[evenfall369]

Lo and behold, the retarded love child of RVB and 4th grade acting.

[brainman67]

oh plz help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­e

[GabrielTheRod]

yfw MachinimaGod is GuitarMasterx7

[TheFloodFourm]

This kid had no idea what this Machinima would create.

[redquoter]

high quality, this be.

[VoxionBlaz]

THIS IS THE BESt FUCKING MACHINIMA EVER FUCKING MADE!!!!!!

[SquadFiveShow]

@VoxionBlaz I JUST JIZZED EVERYWHERREEE AHHH SO INTENSEEE FOOOOTBALLLL

[AgentX7Y]

guitarmasterX7's was the same...ONLY MANLIER!

[117That]

I wonder if this was GuitarMasterX7 before he became AWESOME!

[WolfieboyMachi]

I wonder what he's doing now...

[ExtremeTurdball]

what the shit

[lBlueShadowI]

5 years later and this video still holds up.

[BouncedmrHappy]

Did anyone else have the little Drill Sgt. in their head say "About, HASTE!"?

[hauronX7]

WTF?



[storry1234]

notice how its not squad 69

[RizproductionsFilms]

my favorite part was 1:23 where it said the end

[ChasePin]

WHERE THE HELL IS THE 1080P VERSION OF THIS? I NEED IT!

[CheeseyPie12]

You need to seriously check out Guitarmasterx7's redo of yours, it was awesome! I mean this in nicest way possible, but this fucking sucked. But don't let that get you down! As an independent filmmaker, I started filmmaking at a very early age, probably younger than you when you made this. So I've made some pretty shitty movies that are most likely lost somewhere deep within the hard-drive of my computer. So don't let one crap movie stop you from filmmaking, just do what you love and love what

[epiclol9000]

That just failed. I'm sorry.

[AnEProGamers]

Lol, So this is where Droux and his friend ripped that michinima off of.

[coffeewithtoffee]

ok......

[AresGodsOfWar]

(puts gun to own head)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOO!

(Fires)

(Reattaches own head)

[ElimPMZ]

Hands down the greatest thing ever produced, ever.

[CheeseyPie12]

Ō_Ō -(WTF!?)

[SuperMutantSpaceCat]

Hahahahahhaah his name is machinima god, ho egotistical is that?

[XbMEntertainment]

THIS BURST MY APPENDIX!! :D

[krisjoelee]

your a fucking idiot

[GivenForver]

Once I've seen it i can't unsee it, it's so crap its good, i dunno if i should like or dislike it

[volker136]

ಠ_ಠ

[halo777bungie]

wow really wtf wtf i waz wachting gmx7 so i watch this is this kid died btw

??

[JohnnyFYD]

geeze gayyest shit ever

[8r34k1ng83nj4m1n]

GO DIE!!!!!!!!!

[coolz788]

That was awful

[RinstarElite]

You shittin' me? ಠ_ಠ

[iloverock21210]

best vid ever

[lolhacks1]

Thumbs up if this is better then GMX7's version

[lolhacks1]

teh flood was ere

[Christmasproductions]

@ExplodingGuy Well this answers the question of what happened to this user.

[WunderwaffeDG41]

go watch GuitarmasterX7's

[aidymacBrago]

Great vid and PLEASE come back too YouTube it's been almost 5 years

[AnUndercoverDog]

this vid suced, next time try not usin windows editing software

[Flyer289]

I think, Im scared. 

[DAH1VULTAR]

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME

[jillyzanzibar]

It's so bad it's funny! :)

[solidlucas04]

this kid must be retarded

[3amapplecam]

ed wood machinima



[truegamer88]

machinimagod come back on!!! we need a response!!! :(|!!!!

[StarCraftSlayer]

ಠ_ಠ

[tristanshepard]

Gutar 7 way better this is fucken retarded but funny

[RsTVChannel]

he like 15 16 or 17 now omg lol GMX7 WAS BETTER

[MrTremain15]

i cant stop laughing roflamo

[aidymacBrago]

@killerslayer543 dude he's what 10 maybe 12 I'd say he did a pretty good job

[Shadowmarinearmy]

Watch GuitarmasterX7's Parody/remake

[Testmachinima1]

Oh dear, this sounds like someone I know IRL...

[killerslayer543]

dude your the worst singer, editor, recorder and person! EVER!

[killingspreevlazown2]

its so horrible!

[3amapplecam]

please, everyone help the internet make this and internet meme. please. sighn petitions, post blogs, troll around, i dont give a fuck. please, this FUCKING HAS TO BECOME MORE FUCKING POPULAR.

[truegamer88]

@3amapplecam i know dude this definitely needs to be more known

[matthewr3006]

.....the fuck ಠ_ಠ

lol

[MasterChe1ftan]

423 people was just this 7 year old's extra accounts to make this look cool becauce he can only count up to 450 and he thinks that's the last number in the world becauce he is only 6 or 7. This was the 2ND WORST VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN!

[MasterKiraX]

Umm Tucker wants the Sniper rifle, not Grif. He'd never give it up. Unless he got a kickass sword!

[LightningPhoenix04]

was that supposed to be funny cause is it was then it is not.at all. seriosly how the was that EVEN A TINY BIT FUNNY!!!

[supernovaproduction1]

did you record this with a fucking shoe?

[Gallipoli620]

I didn't know Justin Bieber made Machinima.

[x1arbiter1x]

Little kids...

[llswampyll]

this was beast

[FlamingMuffinz]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVARRRRR!!!

[smilesmilesmilehead]

Your videos bad and you should feel bad.

[Darkpup15]

@smilesmilesmilehead and you should rot in a grave where worms crawl up your ass and decay you from the insideo ut you cocksucking peice of shit

[smilesmilesmilehead]

@Darkpup15 Awe, did I say something that offended poor diddums?

[IAMBOBHEARMEHROAR123]

that...was....the most....AWESOMETHING IVE SEEN IN ALL MY LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEE

[BiTrPTG]

come on give the kid a break at least he havin fun even if its not the best :)

[ludde109]

THIS IS AWESOME

[DarthDialga]

one thing is that in real life if someones dismembered head started talking to me I would shoot it several times and run for my life.

[NukacolatheChurch]

this is physicly hurting me...

[CoolAlliki]

I'm 12 and what is this?

[mattycap1]

thunbs up if you knew of this before it was cool (i did)

[DoctorEmmettLBrown]

The 410 people who liked this are part of Squad 68.

[laz0r4321]

That was the most epic thing I have eve seen.

[haloreach971]

This kid is terrible.

[TheCyberNinjaX]

imagine, after all these years, he logs back on and theres all this "thumbs up if GMX7 broutght u here" and stuff, and then he waches that version

[RiloKyvlaar]

Uh oh. We got ourselves a squeaker. SRSLY THIS KID IS LIKE...8YEARS OLD.

[teecee92]

squad sixty Hiiieightt!!!

[CreationX172]

-_- gutairmasterx7 made this way better

[ghjiop23]

I'm sure now he has a lower voice and troll those who try to make machinima's as horrible as this.

[Diehighpie]

@ghjiop23 Dear god I hope so.

[ImTimesNine]

the 395 ppl who liked this vid suffered a horrible crack.

[kdcomics]

that was it? you should tr again..... and not film your tv......

[TheVisibleWind]

The stupidity was obviously intentional.

[smilesmilesmilehead]

@TheVisibleWind I dunno, I think it might have been genuine...

[rushy11211]

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[TerroistPanda]

0:53 WTF? taco?

[CosmicSam95]

worst halo vidio ever

[Patatoes3]

@CosmicSam95 BURN THE WITCH XD lol

[dynasty3210]

gmx7 version is way fkn bttr thn this!it sucks there isnt a series

[Guypersonmanthing3]

This is not just shitty machinima, it's THE SHITTY MACHINIMA!!!

[swolleneyeball69]

Really...Just Really.

[Drylet]

This pretty funny, keep up the good work!

[KrimsinYT]

Machinima of the year all years

[psnplyerhard26]

wtf i went 2 this by a link from guitarmasterx7 n it sucks

[malastrome15]

...And in conclusion, 10 years olds are not allowed to play Halo, or make any video of Halo until they outgrown that retarded voice that "ALL" boys have when around 10...Agreed.

[TheLoneHunter1]

you suck

[olipidolio]

thumbs up if you find the GMX7 version so much better than this

[TacJieproductions]

@olipidolio all of you who said this sucked  shut the hell up guitarmaster made that version to memorize this kid

[Kahandran]

@TacJieproductions He made it to make fun of it :P

[olipidolio]

@TacJieproductions suuuuuure

[BakerBoarder95]

this is soo bad its good.

[MrChoochyMan]

GAY!!!

[PKNproductions]

Thumbs up if you saw this before there were any remakes or parodies.

Oh, just me?

[kuto17]

LOLOLOL.

[bMEDish]

u suck kid.

[Jonathansmovies]

this kid sucks

[highwaydwell]

This guy is the Ed fucking Wood of machinima.

[davidwilliams0609]

I'm going to jump off a cliff now

[Superbowl96]

Halo 2 ftw

[Muirbidul]

.......DID ANYONE HAVE A REVERSE ORGASM WHILE WATCHING?!

[2222lil]

lol this is so terrible

[3blazer1998]

Lol they had to drop a load. At least they didn't have to blow thei-

You know what, nevermind.

[3blazer1998]

This was fucking great!

[3blazer1998]

WASN'T THAT A WONDERFUL STORY!? YOU FUCKING LOVED IT! YOU FUUUUCCCCKKKKKIINNNNNGGGGG LOOOOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

Thumbs up if GMX7 sent you here! LOL.

[ihatesaskue]

poor little girls trying to be funny

[ClanZ0mBiE]

HA HA HA BWHAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA LOLOLOLOLOL aha aha ahh he he he cant stop laughing at fail ha ha.. NOW I STOP LAUGHING. DISGRACEFUL.

[jimmyboyG485]

The purposefully-bad machinima in Arby n Chief was better than this..

[0ZAZU]

@jimmyboyG485 no arby n the chief sucked digital qu33r is an asshole

[CanadianMoose78]

@0ZAZU I find it amusing that not liking someone's writing style makes him an asshole.

[Thanno1995]

NO GOD! OH GOD NO! OH GOD PLEASE NO!

[BillieJeanHD]

I think the people in the credits didn't want credit

[drumskater337]

haha this is sooooo funny!

[NobleSixOne]

best part 1:44

[DaBoM1337]

I seriously hope this is a joke.

[zeffey413]

Oh my...

[poornation]

Best. Halo. Machinima. Ever.

[Muirbidul]

Isnt they're a reason your Usernames are Silentwolf?! It means no speaking.

[Muirbidul]

holy shit this Video is giving me impudency

[jesus35688]

u made every1 stupider by putting this vid on youtube

[HemisphereCinema]

fiuck this shit owwnwnwnnwnwnwnnwsnnsnsnn AHHHAHHAHHJDjjjj ;O

[theazter]

This gave me diabeetus

[PWNarmored]

get of the pc, get of your xbox and never... NEVER let us hear from you again

[Punked212]

video sucks

[WifelikeMiniG]

0:00 - 1:44 he sounded gay

[EDT3themonkey]

@WifelikeMiniG sounded sorry he is

[WifelikeMiniG]

0:52 - 0:57 he sounded really gay

[mountmourneibstudio]

Made no sense at all WTF!

[YSFilms]

@gmankillz: If you hated this, watch the Guitarmasterx7 version. It's much better