@zoetropez76 Alex Jones could never have a diamond gusset in his crotch because they don't make crotches the size of your average sperm whale. You would need all the cloth that Diamond Gusset uses in a whole month just to cloth that thing, and as soon as he got morning wood, bam! There goes that plan. You would need some sort of space age alien technology just to hold back the forces of nature in Alex' pants. After all when you got Bruce and Chuck as testicles...
Haha, I always laugh at how retarded this song is when I listen to Alex jones' Show. Oh yea I really need a diamond gusset in my crotch. I have lived 30+ years without putting a diamond gusset in my crotch, and I've been just fine. I don't need some strange Japanese sex toy.
@mikefrommontreal I don't see other jeans manufactures sewing rusty horse-shoes into the crotches of their jeans either-- maybe I should start trying that.
Ahah, this commercial is running on Infowars.
VashaLittleMasha 1 week ago
America...Fuck yeah!
elderlyjr 1 week ago
@zoetropez76 Alex Jones could never have a diamond gusset in his crotch because they don't make crotches the size of your average sperm whale. You would need all the cloth that Diamond Gusset uses in a whole month just to cloth that thing, and as soon as he got morning wood, bam! There goes that plan. You would need some sort of space age alien technology just to hold back the forces of nature in Alex' pants. After all when you got Bruce and Chuck as testicles...
CopsUrMasterAndLord 1 month ago
I'm a PrisonPlanet TV subscriber and I so look forward to this song...LOL. #tooeasilyamused
fatchickskinny 1 month ago
This is aways my fav part of the Alex Jones show.
birgitcunningham1 1 month ago 5
That is not Tennessee.
UCAGIB 2 months ago
put a diamond gusset in the crotch.. where you need it most!
ReviewsByErik 2 months ago
@ReviewsByErik--I don't get why it's needed most there, but it makes me giggle every time he says it.
fatchickskinny 1 month ago 2
I fucking love this tune.
DaveTheBluesMan16 2 months ago
this song is in my braiiiin ahhhh stop it. Only to here to share insane in your head (what would do for Klondike bar type) songs with friends.
psyfusion360 3 months ago
Ok, the fabric comes from India but the diamonds are sewed in by wage slave illegal immigrants there in TN.
CoyKiyote 3 months ago
long live Alex Jones.....infowars.com
jjtreml 3 months ago
fuck this ad pisses me off on the alex jones show.
bibbidibobbidiboosta 4 months ago
@bibbidibobbidiboosta yeah, it pissed you off so much that you had to come to youtube to listen to it.
dylandecrayk 3 months ago
Alex
76M880 4 months ago
Diamond Gussets rock!
mynameisjbone 4 months ago
Got to love Alex Jones!!!!!
whiteshadow247 5 months ago 2
Show of thumbs: who heard this first on the Alex Jones show?
ethan0kaplan 5 months ago 11
With a diamond gusset in the crotch, where you need it most.
stealthmeth 5 months ago 5
yeeha!... i LOVE this song!!!... listen to Alex Jones in the UK... but secretly always waiting for this advert to come on!... Ad ;-)
adthemad69 5 months ago 8
For all you crotch rippers out there! YEEEHAAAAW!!
Dubbl0HPeeetey 6 months ago
This sounds like some sort of comedy sketch clip that would be on south park or something.
NosoCOMINSOON 6 months ago 2
mash tactics
katamari4life 6 months ago 30
Theme song for the MashTactians! Carnage and Pico time!!
snakelalilulelo 6 months ago 3
0:30 for nonstop In The Crotch
In The Crotch
In The Crotch
In The Crotch
In The Crotch
SammDogg 6 months ago 2
:30 for nonstop In The Crotch
In The Crotch
In The Crotch
In The Crotch
In The Crotch
SammDogg 6 months ago
I get this song stuck in my head all day.
"got a diamond gusset in the crotch"
erk7xl 7 months ago
There's a place down in Tennessee where they shoot their commercials in Arizona
snappa52 7 months ago 3
blue diamond gusset jeans mother fucker! pride in every stitch biatch!
gainer2420 8 months ago
thanks for putting this up man...you made my day!
dfens30 8 months ago
you need diamond gusset jeans on when you're seating on the tip of the spear.
Xomanowar99 10 months ago
They're talking about Tennesee, China, of course. :)
wilburtrex 10 months ago 4
@wilburtrex Lol of the day :) !
BoilMyKettle 10 months ago
AWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
eltacubo 10 months ago
When you're on the road you don't want to be "on" the road. -DGJ Moto
Um, yes you do. What, do you want to drive into a tree or something? Stay on the freaking road man.
CopsUrMasterAndLord 11 months ago 3
Haha, I always laugh at how retarded this song is when I listen to Alex jones' Show. Oh yea I really need a diamond gusset in my crotch. I have lived 30+ years without putting a diamond gusset in my crotch, and I've been just fine. I don't need some strange Japanese sex toy.
CopsUrMasterAndLord 11 months ago 29
@CopsUrMasterAndLord maybe you havent lived yet then
snappa52 7 months ago
everybody does! diamond gussets rock. I live in Ｊａｐａｎ,got plenty of sex toys.
mynameisjbone 4 months ago
@CopsUrMasterAndLord you have to admit the song is catchy though
dylandecrayk 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@CopsUrMasterAndLord otherwise you wouldn't be here ;)
dylandecrayk 3 months ago
@CopsUrMasterAndLord they're probably made in China actually. ;-/
Jenkemakaveli 3 days ago
For real(would love to hear it performed in a strong English west country accent
sue75lewis 11 months ago
Ring me that tone!
eyesonn 11 months ago
This song is a real pick me up anywhere I go.
They put a Diamond gusset in the crotch where we needed it most, I don't see any other manufacturers of denim jeans doing this...
mikefrommontreal 11 months ago
@mikefrommontreal I don't see other jeans manufactures sewing rusty horse-shoes into the crotches of their jeans either-- maybe I should start trying that.
wilburtrex 10 months ago
Alex Jones, "V" for Victory Baby!!
We turn Jeans inside out!
KyleCom 1 year ago