@Katalyzt on Jugdement day EVERY KNEE SHALL BOW and tounge confess JESUS iS LORD i see clearly you are possesed with a demon. if you stay the way you are you will burn in HELL with Satan and his demons. THATS TRUTH!!!!!!!! but me i am covered by the BLOOD of JESUS and i live in Peace because of him and will forever FOREVER.
@falconfan1990 Covered with the blood of Jesus? You must spend a fortune in dry cleaning bills.
See the Submissive Jesus Toy featured in "The God Complex" screening on the Action on Film Festival at the Regency Academy Theatre in 1003 E. Colorado Blvd. Pasadena California July 26th, 2011, 4pm.
..in the last days there will come times of stress..holding the form of religion but denying the power of it.
2Tim3:1-5
God loves you enough to forgive you. Jesus Christ gave His life so you wont have to go to hell. He is not a thing to be played with. He is Lord of the Universe.
And remember this one thing, Its not a matter of 'IF I will bow down to worship Him,' rather it is only a matter of 'WHEN you will bow down to worship Him.' He is coming soon. Be reconciled to Him.
@timzywimzy Hey thanks for looking out for us. We've seen the light. Now we need the rest of you to take these sinful, blasphemous Jesus toys out of our warehouse by going to thesubmissivejesus(dot)com and buy yours today. Jesus will bless you and so will we.
fallenone202 i'm nt even gonna take that comment you said into heart because what your trying to tell me is four years of serving God has all been a big imagination. it says in the bible that there will be scorners and mockers in the beginning of the last days. All i will say to you is that you give your life to christ and god will forgive you of every mockery to every sin you commit.
Anyone who insults someone's beliefs to that point is the "dumb piece of shit". I mean really, even if you find someone's ideas ridiculous, you just don't call someone they respect or even worship a bitch or a piece of shit. Ignorant people like you are the reason there are wars.
What pleasure do u find in seeing Jesus going through pain. You might not believe in the sacrifice laid for your life but at least respect it enough not to mock it. Please take it off.
If this really bothers you, you can always move to a middle eastern country like Iraq, where products and/or videos like this would be prohibited. Might I suggest you live there and you will be completely protected from evil religious mockery such as this.
Hmmm...this is just plain Wrong! its not even funny,I wouldnt even laugh at this....but later everyone who thinks this is amusing will pay on judgement day!
thank you this generation too ignorant. for someone to put this up they have no fear for God at all. Pray that God will have mercy on such people...God richly bless you for shinning our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
Why is it that people who get upset by a plastic toy and worship an imaginary hero have the vocabulary and grammar of a sixth grader? Coincidence? I sincerely doubt it.
Don't miss seeing this toy in "THE GOD COMPLEX," the new comedy from Pirromount Pictures. See the trailer here on youtube by typing 'God Complex Trailer.'
This is the funniest damn toy I've ever laid hands upon. I'm a former Mormon, and I know how ridiculous the Jesus story is and how ineffective prayer really is. At least I get a real, audible answer with this thing.
Prove the "Jesus story" using SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE. You cannot. I've read the Holey Babble and your "God" is the biggest asshole I think I've ever read about in my life.
I'm an education professional, and there's a reason I'll only ever recommend atheists for admission into university or graduate school.
Zeitgeist isn't without its flaws. In fact, the 2nd part of it dealing with 9/11 was primarily from other videos like "Loose Change." I was primarily referring only to the early egyptian gods where Christianity has its roots. Anyway, no point in arguing. One can't have logical discussions until the opponent discovers that Jesus and Santa Claus are the same person. Enjoy your delusion...and visit thesubmissivejesus(dot)com. It's where the rationalists hang out.
I have to sort of agree with you on that one. If someone believes that babies are brought by the stork, it's kind of hard to discuss the science of reproduction with them. Tell you what; let's start a discussion thread on Jack and the Beanstalk, then we can have a chat without that nasty logic getting in the way.
i have to chuckle how you keep using "logic" when ad hominem is anything but logic.
to put this is your terms: alright, let's talk about jack and the beanstalk. I'll automatically declare i'm right that you're weak minded. Then I'll allude to a disproved piece of evidence without addressing its obvious mistakes. Then when i'm called on this ridiculous behavior, I'll allude to an extraneous and irrelevant topic, throw in the word "logic" to appear smart, then go on my high horse.
Ok, we'll eliminate the word logic and assume you are a smart guy as we tell a story. So this fella named Jack sells the family cow for a bunch of magic beans. He plants the beans and a large stalk grows from it. He climbs the stalk and arrives at a wondrous land with a giant, a goose that lays golden eggs and a talking harp. I know that doesn't play as realistically as a virgin birth, walking on water and raising from the dead, but at least we can enjoy this story on the same plane.
no. no one has ever told the story as believing it to be true. No one has ever died in testimony to that story. No one bases their life on that story. they are not on the same plane.
But to continue this diversion: Well obviously this story is a copycat of earlier pagan gods, since, you know, i said so.
It can't be proven that somewhere in this world, there wasn't somebody who believed the story of Jack and the Beanstalk was true. Charles Manson believed The Beatles spoke to him in a song, Cultists believed that Halley's comet was going to take them to another dimension, Tom Cruise believes that aliens from other galaxies control the souls on earth. When one is deluded, all silly beliefs are reality. Only outside the bubble can one clearly see the comedy of it all.
so that one person outside that bubble would be you then? your so caught up in your own ignarent belief of god not being real, it's so easy for you to believe that we were just created with no creator and no purpose in life. i can say trying god is the best thing thats happened to me.
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Has it ever occurred to any of you "know it all" atheists or whatever you wish to call yourself that what God does is beyond our comprehension or understanding? Who are you to say that God made a mistake or that he never hears prayers? In fact, who are you to doubt His existence?! If you want to continue thinking you're all omnipotent and can second guess the Creator of the Universe, go ahead. After all, what are you the renowned creator of? Your dismal life?
The atheist is ignorant because he doesn't worship magic. That's cute. No doubt you are a child - I'm going to guess under 18 - so I'll go easy on you. You can worship any imaginary deity you want, but kids today are much more intelligent than their superstitious ancestors. You'll grow out of this delusion one day...unless you're from the south or have an I.Q. in the double digits. Enjoy your fantasy until you've matured into reality. Here endeth the lesson.
Did we not believe, at one point, that the world was flat? Compare all that you know with all knowledge in existence. Who is to say that, in all you don't know, there is an undeniable reason to believe in God?
Yes darling, there was a time when folks believed the earth was flat. But through science and intelligence, that myth was overcome. The god myth was created by primitive man to explain things he didn't understand (ie thunder, rain, hurricanes, earthquakes, etc). Most theists only know what is spoon fed to them by their church. If you do research, you'll find that 'Jesus' is nothing more than an updated version of the Egyptian god Horus, from 3000 BC. (cont'd below)
(cont'd from above) and Horus turned up in later gods as well, like Attis and Mithra - who also pre-date Jesus. You can google them. Anyway, if you'd like further enlightenment, go ahead and contact me via email at thesubmissivejesus(at)pirromount(dot)com
Regarding Guido's comment: I'm a professor of religious studies at UCLA and yes, my friend, Horus, Attis and Mithra ALL had influences on gods to follow...including the Roman god and most definitely the gods revered today.
"influences" are different than "an updated version" as fallenone202 stated. Saturnalia influenced the date of Christmas, that doesn't mean Jesus is a copycat.
no my friend Jesus would not laught at this..Jesus is not some submissive dull..be wise and repent..what your doing is wrong confess your sins to God and stop this. Thank you
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I always have to laugh when I hear Christians praying... they are all such selfish bastards to be asking their imaginary friend to do special favors for them every day.
I tried to accept this as a video response but for some reason when I go to the place on my account where you're supposed to accept or reject video responses, it's not there! Try again? Hmm.
@Katalyzt on Jugdement day EVERY KNEE SHALL BOW and tounge confess JESUS iS LORD i see clearly you are possesed with a demon. if you stay the way you are you will burn in HELL with Satan and his demons. THATS TRUTH!!!!!!!! but me i am covered by the BLOOD of JESUS and i live in Peace because of him and will forever FOREVER.
falconfan1990 7 months ago
@falconfan1990 Covered with the blood of Jesus? You must spend a fortune in dry cleaning bills.
See the Submissive Jesus Toy featured in "The God Complex" screening on the Action on Film Festival at the Regency Academy Theatre in 1003 E. Colorado Blvd. Pasadena California July 26th, 2011, 4pm.
fallenone202 7 months ago
Do not temp the Lord our God!
falconfan1990 1 year ago
@falconfan1990...and don't lose a grip on reality.
fallenone202 1 year ago
@falconfan1990
Nothing fails like prayer, and the imaginary jesus. ;O)
Katalyzt
Katalyzt 7 months ago
@falconfan1990 In the beginning....
Man created god.
fab42 2 months ago
wow .. i will buy one today. The fuckin lord never answers my prayers ! lolz ... :D
astoma199 1 year ago
stupid.
jujuguy 1 year ago
But understand this, that in the last days there will come times of stress.
[2] For men will be lovers of self, lovers of money, proud, arrogant, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy,
[3] inhuman, implacable, slanderers, profligates, fierce, haters of good,
[4] treacherous, reckless, swollen with conceit, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God,
[5] holding the form of religion but denying the power of it.
2Tim3:1-5
Jesus Christ means mo than this,4 He is Lord of all.
timzywimzy 1 year ago
..in the last days there will come times of stress..holding the form of religion but denying the power of it.
2Tim3:1-5
God loves you enough to forgive you. Jesus Christ gave His life so you wont have to go to hell. He is not a thing to be played with. He is Lord of the Universe.
And remember this one thing, Its not a matter of 'IF I will bow down to worship Him,' rather it is only a matter of 'WHEN you will bow down to worship Him.' He is coming soon. Be reconciled to Him.
timzywimzy 1 year ago
@timzywimzy Hey thanks for looking out for us. We've seen the light. Now we need the rest of you to take these sinful, blasphemous Jesus toys out of our warehouse by going to thesubmissivejesus(dot)com and buy yours today. Jesus will bless you and so will we.
fallenone202 1 year ago
I don`t know should i laugh or cry or just go play some video games and forget what i just saw. :)
Ometopada 1 year ago
@Ometopada You should go to thesubmissivejesus(dot)com and buy one for yourself.
fallenone202 1 year ago
Too expensive
SuspiriaTits 2 years ago
fallenone202 i'm nt even gonna take that comment you said into heart because what your trying to tell me is four years of serving God has all been a big imagination. it says in the bible that there will be scorners and mockers in the beginning of the last days. All i will say to you is that you give your life to christ and god will forgive you of every mockery to every sin you commit.
gentleshygal 2 years ago
jesus isn't a dumb peace of shit you are
coolox6 2 years ago
I wonder what Jesus has to say about that!
But no matter, because I HATE the dumb crucified bitch
Jesus a dumb piece of shit
The kind of shit that I WILL NEVER BOW TO
jeff1062003 2 years ago
Anyone who insults someone's beliefs to that point is the "dumb piece of shit". I mean really, even if you find someone's ideas ridiculous, you just don't call someone they respect or even worship a bitch or a piece of shit. Ignorant people like you are the reason there are wars.
veryboredpug 2 years ago
One day every knee will bow.
Every tongue will confess
Jesus Christ is Lord.
Jesus Loves You Jeff!!!
brazildude7 2 years ago
What pleasure do u find in seeing Jesus going through pain. You might not believe in the sacrifice laid for your life but at least respect it enough not to mock it. Please take it off.
NWsuper 2 years ago
If this really bothers you, you can always move to a middle eastern country like Iraq, where products and/or videos like this would be prohibited. Might I suggest you live there and you will be completely protected from evil religious mockery such as this.
fallenone202 2 years ago
Hmmm...this is just plain Wrong! its not even funny,I wouldnt even laugh at this....but later everyone who thinks this is amusing will pay on judgement day!
boozilla89 2 years ago
thank you this generation too ignorant. for someone to put this up they have no fear for God at all. Pray that God will have mercy on such people...God richly bless you for shinning our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
setdonlion9 2 years ago
Why is it that people who get upset by a plastic toy and worship an imaginary hero have the vocabulary and grammar of a sixth grader? Coincidence? I sincerely doubt it.
Don't miss seeing this toy in "THE GOD COMPLEX," the new comedy from Pirromount Pictures. See the trailer here on youtube by typing 'God Complex Trailer.'
fallenone202 2 years ago
This is horrible and pollution
PartnersNRhyme 3 years ago
This is the funniest damn toy I've ever laid hands upon. I'm a former Mormon, and I know how ridiculous the Jesus story is and how ineffective prayer really is. At least I get a real, audible answer with this thing.
bagpiper2005 2 years ago
the story of Jesus isn't just any story okey? god isn't going to answer your prayers the time you want them to be answered.
gentleshygal 2 years ago
Prove the "Jesus story" using SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE. You cannot. I've read the Holey Babble and your "God" is the biggest asshole I think I've ever read about in my life.
I'm an education professional, and there's a reason I'll only ever recommend atheists for admission into university or graduate school.
bagpiper2005 2 years ago
lovely!
steeeeevve 3 years ago
Is that Andy the godless bastard? Cool!
wobbles17 3 years ago
Funny shit
fa272 3 years ago
"It can't be proven that somewhere in this world, there wasn't somebody who believed the story of Jack and the Beanstalk was true."
you can't prove a negative.
guido823 3 years ago
I've done it before.
uberjim83 3 years ago
zeitgeist is crap. the only thing it revealed is how gullible people who claim to be strongminded are.
Jesus isn't a copycat. 9/11 was done by terrorists. there is no banking conspiracy.
you can find many clips of "zeitgeist refuted" on Youtube by many different people
guido823 3 years ago
zeitgeist rebuttal also works
guido823 3 years ago
Zeitgeist isn't without its flaws. In fact, the 2nd part of it dealing with 9/11 was primarily from other videos like "Loose Change." I was primarily referring only to the early egyptian gods where Christianity has its roots. Anyway, no point in arguing. One can't have logical discussions until the opponent discovers that Jesus and Santa Claus are the same person. Enjoy your delusion...and visit thesubmissivejesus(dot)com. It's where the rationalists hang out.
fallenone202 3 years ago
you blindly accept the first part, completely ignoring the fact that it has no facts, and I'm the deluded one?
one can't have a logical discussion until the opponent stops using logical fallacies. Ad hominem is a logical fallacy
guido823 3 years ago
I have to sort of agree with you on that one. If someone believes that babies are brought by the stork, it's kind of hard to discuss the science of reproduction with them. Tell you what; let's start a discussion thread on Jack and the Beanstalk, then we can have a chat without that nasty logic getting in the way.
fallenone202 3 years ago
i have to chuckle how you keep using "logic" when ad hominem is anything but logic.
to put this is your terms: alright, let's talk about jack and the beanstalk. I'll automatically declare i'm right that you're weak minded. Then I'll allude to a disproved piece of evidence without addressing its obvious mistakes. Then when i'm called on this ridiculous behavior, I'll allude to an extraneous and irrelevant topic, throw in the word "logic" to appear smart, then go on my high horse.
guido823 3 years ago
Ok, we'll eliminate the word logic and assume you are a smart guy as we tell a story. So this fella named Jack sells the family cow for a bunch of magic beans. He plants the beans and a large stalk grows from it. He climbs the stalk and arrives at a wondrous land with a giant, a goose that lays golden eggs and a talking harp. I know that doesn't play as realistically as a virgin birth, walking on water and raising from the dead, but at least we can enjoy this story on the same plane.
fallenone202 3 years ago
no. no one has ever told the story as believing it to be true. No one has ever died in testimony to that story. No one bases their life on that story. they are not on the same plane.
But to continue this diversion: Well obviously this story is a copycat of earlier pagan gods, since, you know, i said so.
guido823 3 years ago
It can't be proven that somewhere in this world, there wasn't somebody who believed the story of Jack and the Beanstalk was true. Charles Manson believed The Beatles spoke to him in a song, Cultists believed that Halley's comet was going to take them to another dimension, Tom Cruise believes that aliens from other galaxies control the souls on earth. When one is deluded, all silly beliefs are reality. Only outside the bubble can one clearly see the comedy of it all.
fallenone202 3 years ago
so that one person outside that bubble would be you then? your so caught up in your own ignarent belief of god not being real, it's so easy for you to believe that we were just created with no creator and no purpose in life. i can say trying god is the best thing thats happened to me.
gentleshygal 2 years ago
hahah stupid
lonelegendz 3 years ago
LOL!!! xD
SeltzerAddict 4 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Has it ever occurred to any of you "know it all" atheists or whatever you wish to call yourself that what God does is beyond our comprehension or understanding? Who are you to say that God made a mistake or that he never hears prayers? In fact, who are you to doubt His existence?! If you want to continue thinking you're all omnipotent and can second guess the Creator of the Universe, go ahead. After all, what are you the renowned creator of? Your dismal life?
Mako0248 4 years ago
That's real adorable, sweetheart. Now go worship your Jesus and Santa and put your daddy on the computer. Adults are talking here.
fallenone202 4 years ago
Says the ignorant athiest who doesn't even know the faith he's persecuting. ONE God=Jesus. NO Santa. Talk it up...
Mako0248 4 years ago
The atheist is ignorant because he doesn't worship magic. That's cute. No doubt you are a child - I'm going to guess under 18 - so I'll go easy on you. You can worship any imaginary deity you want, but kids today are much more intelligent than their superstitious ancestors. You'll grow out of this delusion one day...unless you're from the south or have an I.Q. in the double digits. Enjoy your fantasy until you've matured into reality. Here endeth the lesson.
fallenone202 4 years ago
Did we not believe, at one point, that the world was flat? Compare all that you know with all knowledge in existence. Who is to say that, in all you don't know, there is an undeniable reason to believe in God?
Mako0248 4 years ago
Yes darling, there was a time when folks believed the earth was flat. But through science and intelligence, that myth was overcome. The god myth was created by primitive man to explain things he didn't understand (ie thunder, rain, hurricanes, earthquakes, etc). Most theists only know what is spoon fed to them by their church. If you do research, you'll find that 'Jesus' is nothing more than an updated version of the Egyptian god Horus, from 3000 BC. (cont'd below)
fallenone202 4 years ago
(cont'd from above) and Horus turned up in later gods as well, like Attis and Mithra - who also pre-date Jesus. You can google them. Anyway, if you'd like further enlightenment, go ahead and contact me via email at thesubmissivejesus(at)pirromount(dot)com
fallenone202 4 years ago
for someone who champions research, you certainly lacked it when making the Horus comparison.
The Horus, attis, and Mithras(Mithra was Persian and had no influence on the roman god) comparisons are pretty weak
to save myself some time:
kingdavid8*com/Copycat/Home*html
guido823 3 years ago
Regarding Guido's comment: I'm a professor of religious studies at UCLA and yes, my friend, Horus, Attis and Mithra ALL had influences on gods to follow...including the Roman god and most definitely the gods revered today.
funnyfilmguy 3 years ago 3
a 25 year old professor? that seems strange.
"influences" are different than "an updated version" as fallenone202 stated. Saturnalia influenced the date of Christmas, that doesn't mean Jesus is a copycat.
guido823 3 years ago
This is brilliant! I'm sure Jesus himself would laugh at this. I shall henceforth pray responsibly.
jim7788hitchcock 4 years ago
no my friend Jesus would not laught at this..Jesus is not some submissive dull..be wise and repent..what your doing is wrong confess your sins to God and stop this. Thank you
setdonlion9 2 years ago
obaidkarki 4 years ago
HA!!! Awsome =)
Nicely done!!
ThatOneQuestion 4 years ago
I always have to laugh when I hear Christians praying... they are all such selfish bastards to be asking their imaginary friend to do special favors for them every day.
ThatOneQuestion 4 years ago
this video is screwed up. just because you don't believe in jesus doesn't mean that you have to make fun of the people who do.
MusicIsMyLyfe92 4 years ago
She doesn't have to, no. But she's allowed to, yes?
rozeboosje 4 years ago
Professional Christian: Soul was previously saved. lol. So f*cking funny!
meinenklinke 4 years ago
what a evil video making fun of Jesus your saviour
jars92 4 years ago
Jesus is imaginary. Wrap your mind around that and it'll be a saner world.
fallenone202 4 years ago
I tried to accept this as a video response but for some reason when I go to the place on my account where you're supposed to accept or reject video responses, it's not there! Try again? Hmm.
shotgunweddingxox 4 years ago
thesubmissivejesus dot com
fallenone202 4 years ago
Where can I get it ?
eddaj 4 years ago