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  • The South has the Chelsea Smile. The North has the Burnley Wallet. I reckon we win that 'un. *Northern Monkey an' proud of it* Although am from Owdham, not Burnley. O_o

  • Im just wondering if people think you sound northern ? can people tell you're from the north by your voice cos you sound pretty southern to me XD

  • @GreenSlates lol yes you're probably right. 

  • Ha hah, I'm from Manchester mate and I found this video hilarious!

    Thanks for uploading.

    You forgot to mention our love of Greggs pasties. LOL :D

  • @cheekymancunian Spot on. I love Greggs pasties. Had one today.

  • Northern monkies...

  • lol, in america, the south tried hard to leave. the north still makes movies about them that shows how much they hate them, and how stupid and ignorant and etc, etc, they are. In the latest movie "the Help" a southern woman is served a pie made of excrement. Its the highlight of the movie, (and a window on ny/l.a. levels of creativity, lol) Maybe that's why they hate the south. People in manchester are probably just fabulous and it's envy like here, lol.

  • @westchesterny Good analysis maybe your right. lol

  • @DickGhostmoon yes, well, hail from Dixie. I'll keep Manchester in my prayers. No one should be a victim of hate, smiles.

  • Manchester is good for it greenery surroundings, I must admit.

  • I'm from the south and I have nowt against northerners.

  • I like Lyme Park too

  • @yoferrris Weh Hay! All these years and you are the first to know the location. If I could I'd give you 100 internet points. Thanks.

  • @DickGhostmoon I can't believe no one knew where it was! It's Pemberley in Pride and Prejudice! 100 internet points accepted, thank you.

  • This reminds me of southerners and yankees in america. And yes people in the south call people in the north yankees

  • we have better women, better accent, better fashion, better football teams, better football fans, better music. cockneys always behind us fact. also if they hate us so much why do so many follow all the north teams. when i was in london there were cockney reds, city and liverpool supporters there. get off our dicks FFS. every southerners wishes to be a northerner. proud to be from the north, proud to be a mancunian 

  • im a bit confused. as a londoner, i can safely say that londoners hardly look down on people from manchester, we think no more or less of them than of ourselves. but i have met many mancs and they ALL hate london.

  • the UK is a lot like Korea. There's a capitalist, America-wannabe south and a somewhat mad socialist north.

  • @kakaze lol its worse. When the banks fail this summer then London will become a North Korea wannabe and northern England an Etheopia soup queue copy-cat.

  • I live in Lancashire and I never read in the paper 'boy gets stabbed to death in manchester' its always '3rd boy stabbed to death in london' so why the fuck would you really wanna live in fuckin london? all stabbings and shootings. and btw nobody talks like this up north 'im goooin toot shop' or whatever you ignorant dirty cockney pricks said, nobody talks like that!! Maybe you should come up here and fight a northener, you would get your southern fairy arses kicked

  • @marsbar951 lol

  • @marsbar951

    Islamabad-on-Thames is disgusting. I loathe the place.

  • @marsbar951 "i'm goooin toot shop", tha's never been to South Yorkshire has tha?

  • @TheEskimosPantry Lmao, I'm a manc :') and ive never heard anybody round here talkin like that, and lol ive never been to south yorkshire xD

  • @marsbar951

    I laugh at Londoners sayin they wud smash northerners up. I can never quite get whether they mean, all 40 of the english born londons wud smash us up or whether they included the millions of immigrants living there too :P

  • @marsbar951 before u decide to call all of us ignorant, see how many southern accents u can count....none of u can tell the difference between anyone from penzance to southend!! and btw, go to brixton on a friday night and tell me that southerners arent hard. btw look up the above places on a map seeing as i doubt u know where any of them are

  • @chazza010 No one fucking big in Brixton, all just hardman wannabee's with their stanly knifes, put one of them in a cage with me, I'd fuck any of them up.

  • @splash112211 ....you clearly havnt been to the dodgy parts of london late at night then. i have nothing against northerners, all im saying is that northerners cant go round saying ''all those bloody soft southern fairies keep judging us'' when they do exactly the same, by saying that all southerners are posh softies

  • @chazza010 Like I said, no one really big, most of them just hardman wannabees. You ain't gonna encounter no one "hard" Walking around late in night at Brixton, just the troublemakers. The hard men ain't out in the early hours of the morning pissed and drugged up causing shit on the streets, they're just the people anyone who knows a bit about fighting could take out. Ain't saying there's no one hard in London, I know plenty of hard people in London.

  • @chazza010 But you get your average kid from Brixton who only knows how to fight with a knife, and your average kid from a rough city in the north, and watch them fight to the death, you just know who's gonna win. I have nothing against southerners, I'm gonna be moving to London soon, but from what I see, having spent time in the north and the south, is that northerners definately like to fight more, I'm from Doncaster, and people love to fight, just for no reason.

  • @chazza010 But when I'm down south, visiting my girlfriend in Tunbridge Wells, things are so different, it's like one of the poshest places in the country, and you get all these little chavs walking around acting tough, and you just know that you could walk through any of them. You just know if you sent them to Doncaster for a week, they would be in for the shock of a lifetime. So having seen both places, I'd definately say the North has much tougher people on average.

  • @splash112211 obvs if u compare doncaster to tun. wells then doncasters harder....but that place hardly reflects the whole of the south. i could say the same about cheshire being posh. that doesnt mean that all of the norths like it. of course u get southern wannabe chavs, but there are real ones as well, just as there r probs wannabes in the north. all im saying is i really dont think that growing up in a, say, manchester estate makes u any harder than being from a london council estate

  • @chazza010 Well, guess you have a point about the Doncaster Tun thing lol. But there are a lot more rougher places in the North still, Yeah, the South has London, Bristol, Essex is a bit dodgy, but other than that, weather, it's Kent, Sussex, Hampshire, Dover, Cornwall. they're all pretty safe. whereas most places in the North, weather it's Yorkshire, Lancashire, Tyne & Wear, Midlands, Northeast. they're all as rough as eachother.

  • @chazza010 And growing up in a Mancester estate doesn't necessarliy make you harder than a growing up in a London estate, and I know all stereotypes arn't real, but London has more of a reputation for knife and weapon crime, whereas places like Manchester have more reputation of fighting a lot. Now if you get your average Manchester lad who's had his fair share of fights vs your average London lad who only knows how to fight with a stanley knife, you know who's gonna be picking their teeth up.

  • @splash112211 ah i think wev come to an agreement :) ye its true that there are more safe areas in the south, so in general there are more tough people in the north. but while knife crime is a major problem here in london, the main problem is fist fighting like as u say in manchester, its just knife crimes another problem on top in london. and ye people who fight with knifes are cowards :/

  • @chazza010 Yeah, knife crime is cowardly, happens everywhere though, I live in Lincoln atm, and it's surprising how much of it you get here.

  • But like I said, not all stereotypes are true, plenty of people in London can fight with their fists. so if that is the case, then yes, they're evenly matched.

  • @chazza010 Although that doesn't go to show that all northerners are harder than southerners.

  • Given that Manchester was named one of the 10 places to visit this year by an American tourist board...

    Manchester FTW.

  • @bluemoonrising26 Really? That's interesting - I'm googling it, not that I don't believe you but it does seem unlikely. 100 internet points to you if true.

  • @DickGhostmoon

    I've failed you, it was actually a Top 20 places to visit this year, but I don't know where it ranked.

  • @bluemoonrising26 That's fab. top 100 would have raised my eyebrow but top 20 - that's great. I'm just pleased it made any list at all.

  • Like the Northerners don't say anything about us. We are apparently ' Southern softies' ha ha that is funny, you have not got a clue. LLLLOOOONNNDDDDOOOONNNN!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

  • @copyrighted1 I like the Shard building but Guy's Hospital next to the shard is the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life. It looks rat infested, is that what you call a hospital? Yikes! You got one thing right though - LLLOOONNNDDDOOONNN is the sick man of Britain!

  • @DickGhostmoon Mate, please just fuck off because you have no idea what you are talking about. You just stay in your shite hole of a city with your inbred people who are too thick to get a job!

  • Liverpool is up north..... enough said. Southerners > Northerners :D

  • @TheMiner90

    Chatham is down South. Northerners > Southerners

    XD

  • I am not from Britain, but I have travelled across the country and I have read a lot about it. And I certainly think that the Northern England is better than Southern England. The countryside is much more beautiful and the accents are beautiful and sound so poetical.

  • @KindDerKanalisation Clearly you know your stuff. Words of wisdom. Quality. Well travelled people from outside UK now speak favourably of the north of England. We love you foreigners.

  • @DickGhostmoon

    Thanks.

    Aye, I suppose the Northerners are more friendly. However, the Southeners speak more foreign languages, which was good for my family, where the most don't speak any English.

    Is tourism huge in the North? Because a friend told me the North wouldn't be that touristic.

    Well, I think the most Germans only go to London...those idiots.

  • @KindDerKanalisation Germany has some beautiful towns, not been but I've seen pictures. You're right, most of North UK isn't really touristic except for a northern town called 'York', near me. York seems attract huge groups of tourists from from all over the world. 'York Minster' is breathtaking close up, the town is equally beautiful. Pictures don't do it justice.

  • Love it lol

  • He nailed it when he said that they were all car thieves up there.

  • @IKeepBadCompany At least we have cars up here. 

  • @DickGhostmoon I'm assuming that was a jab at Londoners. Well, I've never lived in London, so you're barking up the wrong tree. We do have A LOT of cars where I live.

  • @IKeepBadCompany yes it was a jab Londoners. I bet you need all those cars to get you too and from your combined harvisters and your tractors?

  • @DickGhostmoon What the fuck are you talking about? You don't usually associate a rural area with heavy car traffic (like you stated with the car and tractor remark). Heavy traffic is associated with metropolitan areas. Thank you for showing that Manchurian people have a real lack of education, though. Cheers, cunt. 

  • @benjibobable Would ya darlin'? ta ever so much xxxxx

  • @benjibobable 2 words:  Olympics. Fail. :)

  • The south is always referred to as London, but there are cities like Sothampton, Exeter, Brighton, Cheltenham, Oxford, Cambridge, Chelsmford, Norwich, which are forgotton.

    I'm a northerner but have travelled to and lived in some of those cities, and nearly every departing train has London as it's destination. Even if it is a 3 hour commute there.

  • @EinkOLED Oh I haven't forgotten them. Oxford is the best, for freemasons illuminati. Cambridge - if you took out the Uni then you'd be left with some lovely fringe Council Houses. Brighton - something for the gayers. The best thing to come out of Norwich was the road to Diss. Apart from those things I'm jumping for joy about the other southern cities.

  • Anyway, just to clarify most of the south in my opinion is a better place to live than the North. People don't judge you or pull funny faces like they do in the north, and snobbery and elitism seems to be common here too. People in the south seem generally happier and polite.

  • The north: beatles, stone roses, 36 league titles and 8 european cups between liverpool and utd, happy mondays, la's, new order

    The south: barrymore, jade goody, gary glitter

    1-0

  • @tuna2k10 Quality lol

  • @tuna2k10 you liked a rolling stones song. They're from the south.

  • @commentspy yes, but the stones were a beatles tribute band old boy

  • Southerners are all shandy drinkers!!!!!!!Londoners are just plain ignorant, pie and mash anyone????

  • southerners have a go at northerners for not being to pronounce their T's

    but southerners cant pronounce any vowels.

    go figure

  • Northerners are aggressive, violent, drink a lot and swear in nearly every sentence.

    Who wants to call BT (example) and get an operator who says "Wha tha fook do yu wan? A A A ? , ya distoooorbed mE fookin paynt o draffffft".

    They say southerners have posh holidays... No we just have jobs to pay for holidays and don't need to be at the benefit office every couple of weeks. Look at Jeremy kyle - How many northerners are guests?

  • Accents! That would be why I hate northerners. Words like "Ask" have a single "A" in it , not spelled "AssK" A recent advertisment called "Funky Pigeon" Is pronounced like "Foonke Pijyon" The accents make them sound uneducated and thus the high unemployent. Who wants to employ a person with a telephone voice which most people end up saying "Sorry?" to. They also replace original voices with northern ones on a lot of shows.

  • @AzumiRM lol. Yep some dodgy northern accents. But everything with a London Accent has an 'arse' in it. Arsk for Ask. Plarster for Plaster. Barstard for Bastard.

    Southerners - say what you see, if you don't see it don't say it. : )

  • @DickGhostmoon Your right - so why don't northerners say " I'm going to the shop" instead of "Going Tut shop" Say what you see, mate :-)

  • southerners are a bunch of wankers with horrible accents.... so bad infact that they grate on people.

  • @skippy1mile Northerners are are a bunch of cunts with accents SO grating people think they're foreign

  • its because southerners are the inbred whores of the bankers.

    theyre weak minded and unable to lift up a stack of paper.

    northerners are on average stronger, more intelligend and have more fucking soul

  • @J4YM5 More intelligend!!! You made a cunt of yourself ther mate. All you mob do is queue down the job centre and breed whippets and pigeons. Divvy mongs

  • @kamelion7 yeh i did that spelling mistake on purpose just to show up your lack of character and argument.

  • @J4YM5 Yeah alright mate - It shows up your lack of intelligence and character!! You made a cunt of yourself and have no argument

  • @kamelion7 wow my point regurgitated and placed in between clicheic insult and colloquialisms. Your not a good ambassidor for your cause.

    You'd be the kind of guy that even would make excuses for, just to get away from your opinionless drone.

    Southerners are boring, inbred, unintelligent, pseudo-intelligenrt, peuney and have nothing to say other than im facking facked.

    Anyway, carry on with your insular life pal xx

  • @J4YM5 An AMBASSIDOR??!! Thts not even a word. You wax lyrical about uneducated Southerners and your erroneous spelling errors leave your ineptitude plain for all to see,

    Your so called argment is defeated by your imbecilic ways and entirely speculative and nonsensical. You obvioualy have been ridiculed througout your whole life. Rightly so.

    Property up your end goes for bollocks and thats why you all flock down sout. Denial is a sign of vanquishment and if anyones insular its you, cunty x

  • @kamelion7 If your the best the north has to offer mate, I'm afraid the victory of the south is already sealed. It is half baked, nonsensical, illegible and the ravings of a verbose simpleton who knows not the meaning of his words. I suggest you enrol on a semantics course and elbow going down the pit once a week.

    Northerners are junkies, uneducated, dole scrounging, whippet breeding, incestuous tramps who breed filth like Myra Hindley and Peter Sutcliffe. North = full of nonces & wrong 'uns

  • @kamelion7 thesaurus toting numpty

  • @J4YM5 Cunt-Ox

  • @kamelion7 pseudo intellectual

  • What do you call a northerner in a 3 bedroom house ????

    A Thief

  • @nyumnyumnyum lol That's because nobody wants to steal a smelly southern bedsit.

  • @DickGhostmoon Better than a soapy northern one!!!

  • @kamelion7 lol soapy means clean. Do Southerners not like clean houses then? 

  • @DickGhostmoon In south London it means dirty mate. You know tat but your just bein silly LOL

  • @kamelion7 Oh I see Good insult then. I nice bit of Southern slang for the forum. Love it. I emagine those bankers are looking down on you from canary wharf and thinking about all the soap below.

  • @DickGhostmoon Well it is a forum about the differences between supposedly so why are you surprised. I'm round the Elephant mate - nowhere near Canary Wharf - nice try at a dig though

  • i cant stand people who think they are gangsters in london and people my age (21) complete tards most of them

  • I'm a yankee from the North and I believe that most Southerners are rebels and inbred.

  • @solarwind40 yup and they (claim) southenr pride) its redicolous :D

  • hahhahahahahhahahahaah omg this is so true!

  • Londoners hate people from Manchester? don't flatter yourself. we hate people who throw themselves in front of tube trains making everyone late for work.

  • @mrgoonermate At least you have an underground. The recession got so bad up north we had to sell of the rail network, then we sold our cars. If it gets any worse we'll be selling our bicycles and going to work on a skate board.

  • @DickGhostmoon what about heelies or whatever they are called (the trainers with wheels in)

  • @mrgoonermate lol yeah, second hand heelies from ebay.

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  • @katievhoneychurch Don't worry love, A couple of plums in our mouths and we'll all have your accent. Problem solved.

  • I'm a northener, and that could've been quite funny.

    Unfortunately....it wasn't.

  • @Discofreestyle

    it's no laughing matter when your servants are down with the flu.

    Hell on earth, that's what it is.

  • ha ha ha! I like this video. =p

  • : )

  • Do Londoners see their own fellow country men from the North as thieves and scumbags??.

    In most other countries like Holland we see the scumbags and thieves coming from people from abroad.

  • Holland tends to be where the Londoners go to act like hooligans in Amsterdam, but when they get back home they like to think anyone but them are the hooligans. Londoners are the most mind controlled people on the planet. They believe everything they see on TV.

  • Nice to see some people here still have a sense of humour Dick :-)

  • Northerners provide us Southerners with entertainment, its like having half the country full of pet chimps which make us laugh and reinforces the fact that they are inferiour to us.

  • yeah, you should see the hairs on my back! I'd say more of a gorilla than a chimp

  • Nice crib mate, does the social cover that, arent they suspicious.?

  • yeah, I'm a banker and the social just bailed me out, so I bought this crib with the bonus money.

  • Nice one, I am originally from near Worsley, miss the sarcy humour.Only.

  • DickGhostmoon,

    You have read into a situation and created a sense of disillusionment. Yes the North, South divide in culture did play a part in Victorian and post Victorian England but nowadays, mannerisms, social circles and incomes are equal the country over. Accents are also becoming milder or neutral. This is thanks to TV, Phone contact, Better quicker transportation. London is now very local to Leeds in 21st century living. I find it hard to hear the difference in regional accents now.

  • am from t north but what a fuckin div

  • it's not just london, its everyone from the south who thinks that they are the most important people in the country and that us northerners don't matter

  • can anybody tell me which city is better to live in?

  • a Northern one.

  • smart video mate!

  • Oi look were all English so we all love each other.

  • There is only one city in the north which is THE northern city-friendly and welcoming,open and interested.Its in my username.

    Oh by the way manc boys you are using the national derogatory terms given to Liverpool -but the yanks who view this wont care

    .For you info many people in the NE considered Manchester to be rich and full of posh guardian reading pinko's-are you trying to change your image then?

  • actualy the northerners hate us more

  • lol, well, Londoners tend to have AIDS and sell apples on a market stall, so end up in the Queen Vic on the Eastend

  • Good thing I don't live in London then. (:

  • Southerners hate everyone who isn't from the south.

  • i hate lancshire and london

    YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE

  • Well then Lancashire hate you in return. (:

  • Well then Lancashire hates you in return. (:

  • Yorkshires is Best ;)

  • south wester ftw.

  • people from down south r stuck up snoby cunts.

    YORKSHIRE 4 LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @GodofCod93 Come to southeast London then you smelly northern cunt - you'll see something stuck up your arsehole - your rank ugly bird!!

    LONDON COCKNEY FOREVER!!!

  • i live in manchester tbh its ok

    not to SNOBBY

    or Stuck up

    just full of down to earth people

    who know how to have a laugh

  • I reckon the further north we go the more down to earth it gets, apart from Loch Ness where I got involved in some pushing and shoving over the size of a prize turnip.

  • My grandmother is from Manchester :D But I'm American.

  • Oh really. Sounds like your parents couldn't wait to get out of Manchester. lol. The Londoners will love you for that comment.

  • Well. xD My grandparents, you mean.

    My grandmother only moved to America because she met my grandfather, and he couldn't leave America because of his job and whatnot.

  • That's kind of a nice story.

  • I suppose so. o.o;

  • dirrty northerner

  • you have a ny cap on ...

    haha don't tell me you support manchester united also?!?!

    answer carefully -_-

  • One of my best holidays was in New York, hence the hat. I have been to a few Man U games at old trafford but I've drifted away from football.

  • good answer lol

    i hate man u with a passion !

  • Muitos países como USA, Brasil etc...tem essa rivalidade entre nortistas e sulistas!!!

  • City of God, best Brazillian film ever!

  • City of God is very good. But Elite Squad is my favourite movie!

  • South is best, honestly it's where it's at, Sure north may of had the better bands etc. but when it comes to actully living you can't beat central london.

  • I agree that central London would be quite good, don't you get claustraphobic though?

  • If you're raised in a big city you just get used to it.

  • the northern accents are sometimes a bit annonying to listen to but i think the preconceptions that the north is cold and grim are old by now. North or South it's all england.

  • Well im from the North but I don't have an accent.

  • everyone has an accent. no matter where you're from.

  • @99domino99, no shit sherlock.

  • @lcfc1985 Uh huh, Im a regular Holmes, must be how you felt the need to comment that to make your existence seem less futile. Bravo, brava honey x

  • Who the hell would want to live anywhere North of Luton?.... beee....have.

  • Northerners and the Midlands are more hardworking than the Southerners, who normally don't seem to bother to work once they leave secondary school..

  • midlands waaaayyy

  • Northerners and the Midlands are more hardworking than the Southerners, who seem to think they don't have to work once they've left secondary school

  • YORKSHIRE

  • I moved to Yorkshire recently.

  • Isnt it funny how all the famous northerners fled to south tho? just saying ;].

  • Famous like Richard and Judy? Halifax? RBS? you can have em. We'll keep the good ones though, like Manchester United FC

  • no however, Noel & Liam Gllagher, Ian Brown, John squire, even Morrissey all seemed to move to London. Can't be that bad down south then can it :].

  • Strangely I got attacked by Liam in Burnage, South Manchester in 1991, great talent, wouldn't want to live next door to him though.

  • fucking hell lol...

  • Im from lancashire n i hate southerners worked there for 3 months n couldnt stand it everyone one of the fuckers looked down at me as i wr scum fuckin cudnt wait get back 2 ma rugby league n ma pies. Northerner 4 life. btw i dont like southerners

  • I know wigan, been there a few times.

  • I hate londoners and I am one, well sort of, I live in Essex, does that count? well i spose so becuase you said 'southeners'.

    I havent really got a problem with Northeners tbh. Some of the best english come from up north. Gah.

  • We love the Essex girls. Well, those who fit the stereotype; )

  • I was sposed to say 'Best english Bands',

    Typing error lol x

  • i dont hate manchester i just hate northerners

  • London hates Manchester, and Manchester don't mind. Leeds hates London though, so it kinda evens out.

  • wtf i was born up north and i moved down south and tbh not everybody is a complete dicked, the only thing is wierd about you is the fact that you could be bothered to make the video

  • im from down South and i have a lot of mates from Manchester...

    not all of us down here are like that :/

  • When Gorden Brown has finished throwing away our collective taxes on those zombie banks, and hyper inflation kicks in, we'll all live in a unified slum together. Unification at last, hey!