The South has the Chelsea Smile. The North has the Burnley Wallet. I reckon we win that 'un. *Northern Monkey an' proud of it* Although am from Owdham, not Burnley. O_o
lol, in america, the south tried hard to leave. the north still makes movies about them that shows how much they hate them, and how stupid and ignorant and etc, etc, they are. In the latest movie "the Help" a southern woman is served a pie made of excrement. Its the highlight of the movie, (and a window on ny/l.a. levels of creativity, lol) Maybe that's why they hate the south. People in manchester are probably just fabulous and it's envy like here, lol.
we have better women, better accent, better fashion, better football teams, better football fans, better music. cockneys always behind us fact. also if they hate us so much why do so many follow all the north teams. when i was in london there were cockney reds, city and liverpool supporters there. get off our dicks FFS. every southerners wishes to be a northerner. proud to be from the north, proud to be a mancunian
im a bit confused. as a londoner, i can safely say that londoners hardly look down on people from manchester, we think no more or less of them than of ourselves. but i have met many mancs and they ALL hate london.
@kakaze lol its worse. When the banks fail this summer then London will become a North Korea wannabe and northern England an Etheopia soup queue copy-cat.
I live in Lancashire and I never read in the paper 'boy gets stabbed to death in manchester' its always '3rd boy stabbed to death in london' so why the fuck would you really wanna live in fuckin london? all stabbings and shootings. and btw nobody talks like this up north 'im goooin toot shop' or whatever you ignorant dirty cockney pricks said, nobody talks like that!! Maybe you should come up here and fight a northener, you would get your southern fairy arses kicked
I laugh at Londoners sayin they wud smash northerners up. I can never quite get whether they mean, all 40 of the english born londons wud smash us up or whether they included the millions of immigrants living there too :P
@marsbar951 before u decide to call all of us ignorant, see how many southern accents u can count....none of u can tell the difference between anyone from penzance to southend!! and btw, go to brixton on a friday night and tell me that southerners arent hard. btw look up the above places on a map seeing as i doubt u know where any of them are
@chazza010 No one fucking big in Brixton, all just hardman wannabee's with their stanly knifes, put one of them in a cage with me, I'd fuck any of them up.
@splash112211 ....you clearly havnt been to the dodgy parts of london late at night then. i have nothing against northerners, all im saying is that northerners cant go round saying ''all those bloody soft southern fairies keep judging us'' when they do exactly the same, by saying that all southerners are posh softies
@chazza010 Like I said, no one really big, most of them just hardman wannabees. You ain't gonna encounter no one "hard" Walking around late in night at Brixton, just the troublemakers. The hard men ain't out in the early hours of the morning pissed and drugged up causing shit on the streets, they're just the people anyone who knows a bit about fighting could take out. Ain't saying there's no one hard in London, I know plenty of hard people in London.
@chazza010 But you get your average kid from Brixton who only knows how to fight with a knife, and your average kid from a rough city in the north, and watch them fight to the death, you just know who's gonna win. I have nothing against southerners, I'm gonna be moving to London soon, but from what I see, having spent time in the north and the south, is that northerners definately like to fight more, I'm from Doncaster, and people love to fight, just for no reason.
@chazza010 But when I'm down south, visiting my girlfriend in Tunbridge Wells, things are so different, it's like one of the poshest places in the country, and you get all these little chavs walking around acting tough, and you just know that you could walk through any of them. You just know if you sent them to Doncaster for a week, they would be in for the shock of a lifetime. So having seen both places, I'd definately say the North has much tougher people on average.
@splash112211 obvs if u compare doncaster to tun. wells then doncasters harder....but that place hardly reflects the whole of the south. i could say the same about cheshire being posh. that doesnt mean that all of the norths like it. of course u get southern wannabe chavs, but there are real ones as well, just as there r probs wannabes in the north. all im saying is i really dont think that growing up in a, say, manchester estate makes u any harder than being from a london council estate
@chazza010 Well, guess you have a point about the Doncaster Tun thing lol. But there are a lot more rougher places in the North still, Yeah, the South has London, Bristol, Essex is a bit dodgy, but other than that, weather, it's Kent, Sussex, Hampshire, Dover, Cornwall. they're all pretty safe. whereas most places in the North, weather it's Yorkshire, Lancashire, Tyne & Wear, Midlands, Northeast. they're all as rough as eachother.
@chazza010 And growing up in a Mancester estate doesn't necessarliy make you harder than a growing up in a London estate, and I know all stereotypes arn't real, but London has more of a reputation for knife and weapon crime, whereas places like Manchester have more reputation of fighting a lot. Now if you get your average Manchester lad who's had his fair share of fights vs your average London lad who only knows how to fight with a stanley knife, you know who's gonna be picking their teeth up.
@splash112211 ah i think wev come to an agreement :) ye its true that there are more safe areas in the south, so in general there are more tough people in the north. but while knife crime is a major problem here in london, the main problem is fist fighting like as u say in manchester, its just knife crimes another problem on top in london. and ye people who fight with knifes are cowards :/
But like I said, not all stereotypes are true, plenty of people in London can fight with their fists. so if that is the case, then yes, they're evenly matched.
@bluemoonrising26 Really? That's interesting - I'm googling it, not that I don't believe you but it does seem unlikely. 100 internet points to you if true.
Like the Northerners don't say anything about us. We are apparently ' Southern softies' ha ha that is funny, you have not got a clue. LLLLOOOONNNDDDDOOOONNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@copyrighted1 I like the Shard building but Guy's Hospital next to the shard is the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life. It looks rat infested, is that what you call a hospital? Yikes! You got one thing right though - LLLOOONNNDDDOOONNN is the sick man of Britain!
@DickGhostmoon Mate, please just fuck off because you have no idea what you are talking about. You just stay in your shite hole of a city with your inbred people who are too thick to get a job!
I am not from Britain, but I have travelled across the country and I have read a lot about it. And I certainly think that the Northern England is better than Southern England. The countryside is much more beautiful and the accents are beautiful and sound so poetical.
@KindDerKanalisation Clearly you know your stuff. Words of wisdom. Quality. Well travelled people from outside UK now speak favourably of the north of England. We love you foreigners.
Aye, I suppose the Northerners are more friendly. However, the Southeners speak more foreign languages, which was good for my family, where the most don't speak any English.
Is tourism huge in the North? Because a friend told me the North wouldn't be that touristic.
Well, I think the most Germans only go to London...those idiots.
@KindDerKanalisation Germany has some beautiful towns, not been but I've seen pictures. You're right, most of North UK isn't really touristic except for a northern town called 'York', near me. York seems attract huge groups of tourists from from all over the world. 'York Minster' is breathtaking close up, the town is equally beautiful. Pictures don't do it justice.
@DickGhostmoon I'm assuming that was a jab at Londoners. Well, I've never lived in London, so you're barking up the wrong tree. We do have A LOT of cars where I live.
@DickGhostmoon What the fuck are you talking about? You don't usually associate a rural area with heavy car traffic (like you stated with the car and tractor remark). Heavy traffic is associated with metropolitan areas. Thank you for showing that Manchurian people have a real lack of education, though. Cheers, cunt.
The south is always referred to as London, but there are cities like Sothampton, Exeter, Brighton, Cheltenham, Oxford, Cambridge, Chelsmford, Norwich, which are forgotton.
I'm a northerner but have travelled to and lived in some of those cities, and nearly every departing train has London as it's destination. Even if it is a 3 hour commute there.
@EinkOLED Oh I haven't forgotten them. Oxford is the best, for freemasons illuminati. Cambridge - if you took out the Uni then you'd be left with some lovely fringe Council Houses. Brighton - something for the gayers. The best thing to come out of Norwich was the road to Diss. Apart from those things I'm jumping for joy about the other southern cities.
Anyway, just to clarify most of the south in my opinion is a better place to live than the North. People don't judge you or pull funny faces like they do in the north, and snobbery and elitism seems to be common here too. People in the south seem generally happier and polite.
Northerners are aggressive, violent, drink a lot and swear in nearly every sentence.
Who wants to call BT (example) and get an operator who says "Wha tha fook do yu wan? A A A ? , ya distoooorbed mE fookin paynt o draffffft".
They say southerners have posh holidays... No we just have jobs to pay for holidays and don't need to be at the benefit office every couple of weeks. Look at Jeremy kyle - How many northerners are guests?
Accents! That would be why I hate northerners. Words like "Ask" have a single "A" in it , not spelled "AssK" A recent advertisment called "Funky Pigeon" Is pronounced like "Foonke Pijyon" The accents make them sound uneducated and thus the high unemployent. Who wants to employ a person with a telephone voice which most people end up saying "Sorry?" to. They also replace original voices with northern ones on a lot of shows.
@AzumiRM lol. Yep some dodgy northern accents. But everything with a London Accent has an 'arse' in it. Arsk for Ask. Plarster for Plaster. Barstard for Bastard.
Southerners - say what you see, if you don't see it don't say it. : )
@J4YM5 More intelligend!!! You made a cunt of yourself ther mate. All you mob do is queue down the job centre and breed whippets and pigeons. Divvy mongs
@J4YM5 An AMBASSIDOR??!! Thts not even a word. You wax lyrical about uneducated Southerners and your erroneous spelling errors leave your ineptitude plain for all to see,
Your so called argment is defeated by your imbecilic ways and entirely speculative and nonsensical. You obvioualy have been ridiculed througout your whole life. Rightly so.
Property up your end goes for bollocks and thats why you all flock down sout. Denial is a sign of vanquishment and if anyones insular its you, cunty x
@kamelion7 If your the best the north has to offer mate, I'm afraid the victory of the south is already sealed. It is half baked, nonsensical, illegible and the ravings of a verbose simpleton who knows not the meaning of his words. I suggest you enrol on a semantics course and elbow going down the pit once a week.
Northerners are junkies, uneducated, dole scrounging, whippet breeding, incestuous tramps who breed filth like Myra Hindley and Peter Sutcliffe. North = full of nonces & wrong 'uns
@kamelion7 Oh I see Good insult then. I nice bit of Southern slang for the forum. Love it. I emagine those bankers are looking down on you from canary wharf and thinking about all the soap below.
@DickGhostmoon Well it is a forum about the differences between supposedly so why are you surprised. I'm round the Elephant mate - nowhere near Canary Wharf - nice try at a dig though
Londoners hate people from Manchester? don't flatter yourself. we hate people who throw themselves in front of tube trains making everyone late for work.
@mrgoonermate At least you have an underground. The recession got so bad up north we had to sell of the rail network, then we sold our cars. If it gets any worse we'll be selling our bicycles and going to work on a skate board.
Holland tends to be where the Londoners go to act like hooligans in Amsterdam, but when they get back home they like to think anyone but them are the hooligans. Londoners are the most mind controlled people on the planet. They believe everything they see on TV.
Northerners provide us Southerners with entertainment, its like having half the country full of pet chimps which make us laugh and reinforces the fact that they are inferiour to us.
You have read into a situation and created a sense of disillusionment. Yes the North, South divide in culture did play a part in Victorian and post Victorian England but nowadays, mannerisms, social circles and incomes are equal the country over. Accents are also becoming milder or neutral. This is thanks to TV, Phone contact, Better quicker transportation. London is now very local to Leeds in 21st century living. I find it hard to hear the difference in regional accents now.
it's not just london, its everyone from the south who thinks that they are the most important people in the country and that us northerners don't matter
There is only one city in the north which is THE northern city-friendly and welcoming,open and interested.Its in my username.
Oh by the way manc boys you are using the national derogatory terms given to Liverpool -but the yanks who view this wont care
.For you info many people in the NE considered Manchester to be rich and full of posh guardian reading pinko's-are you trying to change your image then?
I reckon the further north we go the more down to earth it gets, apart from Loch Ness where I got involved in some pushing and shoving over the size of a prize turnip.
South is best, honestly it's where it's at, Sure north may of had the better bands etc. but when it comes to actully living you can't beat central london.
the northern accents are sometimes a bit annonying to listen to but i think the preconceptions that the north is cold and grim are old by now. North or South it's all england.
Im from lancashire n i hate southerners worked there for 3 months n couldnt stand it everyone one of the fuckers looked down at me as i wr scum fuckin cudnt wait get back 2 ma rugby league n ma pies. Northerner 4 life. btw i dont like southerners
wtf i was born up north and i moved down south and tbh not everybody is a complete dicked, the only thing is wierd about you is the fact that you could be bothered to make the video
When Gorden Brown has finished throwing away our collective taxes on those zombie banks, and hyper inflation kicks in, we'll all live in a unified slum together. Unification at last, hey!
The South has the Chelsea Smile. The North has the Burnley Wallet. I reckon we win that 'un. *Northern Monkey an' proud of it* Although am from Owdham, not Burnley. O_o
XTheMajorX 3 days ago
Im just wondering if people think you sound northern ? can people tell you're from the north by your voice cos you sound pretty southern to me XD
GreenSlates 1 week ago
@GreenSlates lol yes you're probably right.
DickGhostmoon 1 week ago
Ha hah, I'm from Manchester mate and I found this video hilarious!
Thanks for uploading.
You forgot to mention our love of Greggs pasties. LOL :D
cheekymancunian 2 months ago
@cheekymancunian Spot on. I love Greggs pasties. Had one today.
DickGhostmoon 2 months ago
Northern monkies...
trollingitsteele661 3 months ago
lol, in america, the south tried hard to leave. the north still makes movies about them that shows how much they hate them, and how stupid and ignorant and etc, etc, they are. In the latest movie "the Help" a southern woman is served a pie made of excrement. Its the highlight of the movie, (and a window on ny/l.a. levels of creativity, lol) Maybe that's why they hate the south. People in manchester are probably just fabulous and it's envy like here, lol.
westchesterny 3 months ago
@westchesterny Good analysis maybe your right. lol
DickGhostmoon 3 months ago
@DickGhostmoon yes, well, hail from Dixie. I'll keep Manchester in my prayers. No one should be a victim of hate, smiles.
westchesterny 3 months ago
Manchester is good for it greenery surroundings, I must admit.
VictoriousFX 4 months ago
I'm from the south and I have nowt against northerners.
commentspy 4 months ago
I like Lyme Park too
yoferrris 4 months ago
@yoferrris Weh Hay! All these years and you are the first to know the location. If I could I'd give you 100 internet points. Thanks.
DickGhostmoon 4 months ago
@DickGhostmoon I can't believe no one knew where it was! It's Pemberley in Pride and Prejudice! 100 internet points accepted, thank you.
yoferrris 4 months ago
This reminds me of southerners and yankees in america. And yes people in the south call people in the north yankees
OuchMikeHunt 5 months ago
we have better women, better accent, better fashion, better football teams, better football fans, better music. cockneys always behind us fact. also if they hate us so much why do so many follow all the north teams. when i was in london there were cockney reds, city and liverpool supporters there. get off our dicks FFS. every southerners wishes to be a northerner. proud to be from the north, proud to be a mancunian
ThePaddyManc 6 months ago
im a bit confused. as a londoner, i can safely say that londoners hardly look down on people from manchester, we think no more or less of them than of ourselves. but i have met many mancs and they ALL hate london.
chazza010 7 months ago
the UK is a lot like Korea. There's a capitalist, America-wannabe south and a somewhat mad socialist north.
kakaze 7 months ago
@kakaze lol its worse. When the banks fail this summer then London will become a North Korea wannabe and northern England an Etheopia soup queue copy-cat.
DickGhostmoon 7 months ago
I live in Lancashire and I never read in the paper 'boy gets stabbed to death in manchester' its always '3rd boy stabbed to death in london' so why the fuck would you really wanna live in fuckin london? all stabbings and shootings. and btw nobody talks like this up north 'im goooin toot shop' or whatever you ignorant dirty cockney pricks said, nobody talks like that!! Maybe you should come up here and fight a northener, you would get your southern fairy arses kicked
marsbar951 8 months ago
@marsbar951 lol
DickGhostmoon 8 months ago
@marsbar951
Islamabad-on-Thames is disgusting. I loathe the place.
bluemoonrising26 8 months ago
@marsbar951 "i'm goooin toot shop", tha's never been to South Yorkshire has tha?
TheEskimosPantry 7 months ago
@TheEskimosPantry Lmao, I'm a manc :') and ive never heard anybody round here talkin like that, and lol ive never been to south yorkshire xD
marsbar951 7 months ago
@marsbar951
I laugh at Londoners sayin they wud smash northerners up. I can never quite get whether they mean, all 40 of the english born londons wud smash us up or whether they included the millions of immigrants living there too :P
julidog1000 7 months ago
@marsbar951 before u decide to call all of us ignorant, see how many southern accents u can count....none of u can tell the difference between anyone from penzance to southend!! and btw, go to brixton on a friday night and tell me that southerners arent hard. btw look up the above places on a map seeing as i doubt u know where any of them are
chazza010 7 months ago
@chazza010 No one fucking big in Brixton, all just hardman wannabee's with their stanly knifes, put one of them in a cage with me, I'd fuck any of them up.
splash112211 4 months ago
@splash112211 ....you clearly havnt been to the dodgy parts of london late at night then. i have nothing against northerners, all im saying is that northerners cant go round saying ''all those bloody soft southern fairies keep judging us'' when they do exactly the same, by saying that all southerners are posh softies
chazza010 4 months ago
@chazza010 Like I said, no one really big, most of them just hardman wannabees. You ain't gonna encounter no one "hard" Walking around late in night at Brixton, just the troublemakers. The hard men ain't out in the early hours of the morning pissed and drugged up causing shit on the streets, they're just the people anyone who knows a bit about fighting could take out. Ain't saying there's no one hard in London, I know plenty of hard people in London.
splash112211 4 months ago
@chazza010 But you get your average kid from Brixton who only knows how to fight with a knife, and your average kid from a rough city in the north, and watch them fight to the death, you just know who's gonna win. I have nothing against southerners, I'm gonna be moving to London soon, but from what I see, having spent time in the north and the south, is that northerners definately like to fight more, I'm from Doncaster, and people love to fight, just for no reason.
splash112211 4 months ago
@chazza010 But when I'm down south, visiting my girlfriend in Tunbridge Wells, things are so different, it's like one of the poshest places in the country, and you get all these little chavs walking around acting tough, and you just know that you could walk through any of them. You just know if you sent them to Doncaster for a week, they would be in for the shock of a lifetime. So having seen both places, I'd definately say the North has much tougher people on average.
splash112211 4 months ago
@splash112211 obvs if u compare doncaster to tun. wells then doncasters harder....but that place hardly reflects the whole of the south. i could say the same about cheshire being posh. that doesnt mean that all of the norths like it. of course u get southern wannabe chavs, but there are real ones as well, just as there r probs wannabes in the north. all im saying is i really dont think that growing up in a, say, manchester estate makes u any harder than being from a london council estate
chazza010 4 months ago
@chazza010 Well, guess you have a point about the Doncaster Tun thing lol. But there are a lot more rougher places in the North still, Yeah, the South has London, Bristol, Essex is a bit dodgy, but other than that, weather, it's Kent, Sussex, Hampshire, Dover, Cornwall. they're all pretty safe. whereas most places in the North, weather it's Yorkshire, Lancashire, Tyne & Wear, Midlands, Northeast. they're all as rough as eachother.
splash112211 4 months ago
@chazza010 And growing up in a Mancester estate doesn't necessarliy make you harder than a growing up in a London estate, and I know all stereotypes arn't real, but London has more of a reputation for knife and weapon crime, whereas places like Manchester have more reputation of fighting a lot. Now if you get your average Manchester lad who's had his fair share of fights vs your average London lad who only knows how to fight with a stanley knife, you know who's gonna be picking their teeth up.
splash112211 4 months ago
@splash112211 ah i think wev come to an agreement :) ye its true that there are more safe areas in the south, so in general there are more tough people in the north. but while knife crime is a major problem here in london, the main problem is fist fighting like as u say in manchester, its just knife crimes another problem on top in london. and ye people who fight with knifes are cowards :/
chazza010 4 months ago
@chazza010 Yeah, knife crime is cowardly, happens everywhere though, I live in Lincoln atm, and it's surprising how much of it you get here.
splash112211 4 months ago
But like I said, not all stereotypes are true, plenty of people in London can fight with their fists. so if that is the case, then yes, they're evenly matched.
splash112211 4 months ago
@chazza010 Although that doesn't go to show that all northerners are harder than southerners.
splash112211 4 months ago
Given that Manchester was named one of the 10 places to visit this year by an American tourist board...
Manchester FTW.
bluemoonrising26 8 months ago
@bluemoonrising26 Really? That's interesting - I'm googling it, not that I don't believe you but it does seem unlikely. 100 internet points to you if true.
DickGhostmoon 8 months ago
@DickGhostmoon
I've failed you, it was actually a Top 20 places to visit this year, but I don't know where it ranked.
bluemoonrising26 8 months ago
@bluemoonrising26 That's fab. top 100 would have raised my eyebrow but top 20 - that's great. I'm just pleased it made any list at all.
DickGhostmoon 8 months ago
Like the Northerners don't say anything about us. We are apparently ' Southern softies' ha ha that is funny, you have not got a clue. LLLLOOOONNNDDDDOOOONNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
copyrighted1 8 months ago
@copyrighted1 I like the Shard building but Guy's Hospital next to the shard is the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life. It looks rat infested, is that what you call a hospital? Yikes! You got one thing right though - LLLOOONNNDDDOOONNN is the sick man of Britain!
DickGhostmoon 8 months ago
@DickGhostmoon Mate, please just fuck off because you have no idea what you are talking about. You just stay in your shite hole of a city with your inbred people who are too thick to get a job!
copyrighted1 8 months ago
Liverpool is up north..... enough said. Southerners > Northerners :D
TheMiner90 9 months ago
@TheMiner90
Chatham is down South. Northerners > Southerners
XD
bluemoonrising26 8 months ago
I am not from Britain, but I have travelled across the country and I have read a lot about it. And I certainly think that the Northern England is better than Southern England. The countryside is much more beautiful and the accents are beautiful and sound so poetical.
KindDerKanalisation 9 months ago
@KindDerKanalisation Clearly you know your stuff. Words of wisdom. Quality. Well travelled people from outside UK now speak favourably of the north of England. We love you foreigners.
DickGhostmoon 9 months ago
@DickGhostmoon
Thanks.
Aye, I suppose the Northerners are more friendly. However, the Southeners speak more foreign languages, which was good for my family, where the most don't speak any English.
Is tourism huge in the North? Because a friend told me the North wouldn't be that touristic.
Well, I think the most Germans only go to London...those idiots.
KindDerKanalisation 9 months ago
@KindDerKanalisation Germany has some beautiful towns, not been but I've seen pictures. You're right, most of North UK isn't really touristic except for a northern town called 'York', near me. York seems attract huge groups of tourists from from all over the world. 'York Minster' is breathtaking close up, the town is equally beautiful. Pictures don't do it justice.
DickGhostmoon 9 months ago
Love it lol
SheffieldZombies 9 months ago
He nailed it when he said that they were all car thieves up there.
IKeepBadCompany 9 months ago
@IKeepBadCompany At least we have cars up here.
DickGhostmoon 9 months ago
@DickGhostmoon I'm assuming that was a jab at Londoners. Well, I've never lived in London, so you're barking up the wrong tree. We do have A LOT of cars where I live.
IKeepBadCompany 9 months ago
@IKeepBadCompany yes it was a jab Londoners. I bet you need all those cars to get you too and from your combined harvisters and your tractors?
DickGhostmoon 9 months ago
@DickGhostmoon What the fuck are you talking about? You don't usually associate a rural area with heavy car traffic (like you stated with the car and tractor remark). Heavy traffic is associated with metropolitan areas. Thank you for showing that Manchurian people have a real lack of education, though. Cheers, cunt.
IKeepBadCompany 9 months ago
@benjibobable Would ya darlin'? ta ever so much xxxxx
99domino99 9 months ago
@benjibobable 2 words: Olympics. Fail. :)
DickGhostmoon 10 months ago
The south is always referred to as London, but there are cities like Sothampton, Exeter, Brighton, Cheltenham, Oxford, Cambridge, Chelsmford, Norwich, which are forgotton.
I'm a northerner but have travelled to and lived in some of those cities, and nearly every departing train has London as it's destination. Even if it is a 3 hour commute there.
EinkOLED 10 months ago
@EinkOLED Oh I haven't forgotten them. Oxford is the best, for freemasons illuminati. Cambridge - if you took out the Uni then you'd be left with some lovely fringe Council Houses. Brighton - something for the gayers. The best thing to come out of Norwich was the road to Diss. Apart from those things I'm jumping for joy about the other southern cities.
DickGhostmoon 10 months ago
Anyway, just to clarify most of the south in my opinion is a better place to live than the North. People don't judge you or pull funny faces like they do in the north, and snobbery and elitism seems to be common here too. People in the south seem generally happier and polite.
EinkOLED 10 months ago
The north: beatles, stone roses, 36 league titles and 8 european cups between liverpool and utd, happy mondays, la's, new order
The south: barrymore, jade goody, gary glitter
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tuna2k10 11 months ago 9
@tuna2k10 Quality lol
DickGhostmoon 11 months ago
@tuna2k10 you liked a rolling stones song. They're from the south.
commentspy 4 months ago
@commentspy yes, but the stones were a beatles tribute band old boy
tuna2k10 4 months ago
Southerners are all shandy drinkers!!!!!!!Londoners are just plain ignorant, pie and mash anyone????
odsall 1 year ago
southerners have a go at northerners for not being to pronounce their T's
but southerners cant pronounce any vowels.
go figure
J4YM5 1 year ago
Northerners are aggressive, violent, drink a lot and swear in nearly every sentence.
Who wants to call BT (example) and get an operator who says "Wha tha fook do yu wan? A A A ? , ya distoooorbed mE fookin paynt o draffffft".
They say southerners have posh holidays... No we just have jobs to pay for holidays and don't need to be at the benefit office every couple of weeks. Look at Jeremy kyle - How many northerners are guests?
AzumiRM 1 year ago
Accents! That would be why I hate northerners. Words like "Ask" have a single "A" in it , not spelled "AssK" A recent advertisment called "Funky Pigeon" Is pronounced like "Foonke Pijyon" The accents make them sound uneducated and thus the high unemployent. Who wants to employ a person with a telephone voice which most people end up saying "Sorry?" to. They also replace original voices with northern ones on a lot of shows.
AzumiRM 1 year ago
@AzumiRM lol. Yep some dodgy northern accents. But everything with a London Accent has an 'arse' in it. Arsk for Ask. Plarster for Plaster. Barstard for Bastard.
Southerners - say what you see, if you don't see it don't say it. : )
DickGhostmoon 1 year ago
@DickGhostmoon Your right - so why don't northerners say " I'm going to the shop" instead of "Going Tut shop" Say what you see, mate :-)
kamelion7 1 year ago
southerners are a bunch of wankers with horrible accents.... so bad infact that they grate on people.
skippy1mile 1 year ago
@skippy1mile Northerners are are a bunch of cunts with accents SO grating people think they're foreign
kamelion7 1 year ago
its because southerners are the inbred whores of the bankers.
theyre weak minded and unable to lift up a stack of paper.
northerners are on average stronger, more intelligend and have more fucking soul
J4YM5 1 year ago
@J4YM5 More intelligend!!! You made a cunt of yourself ther mate. All you mob do is queue down the job centre and breed whippets and pigeons. Divvy mongs
kamelion7 1 year ago
@kamelion7 yeh i did that spelling mistake on purpose just to show up your lack of character and argument.
J4YM5 1 year ago
@J4YM5 Yeah alright mate - It shows up your lack of intelligence and character!! You made a cunt of yourself and have no argument
kamelion7 1 year ago
@kamelion7 wow my point regurgitated and placed in between clicheic insult and colloquialisms. Your not a good ambassidor for your cause.
You'd be the kind of guy that even would make excuses for, just to get away from your opinionless drone.
Southerners are boring, inbred, unintelligent, pseudo-intelligenrt, peuney and have nothing to say other than im facking facked.
Anyway, carry on with your insular life pal xx
J4YM5 1 year ago
@J4YM5 An AMBASSIDOR??!! Thts not even a word. You wax lyrical about uneducated Southerners and your erroneous spelling errors leave your ineptitude plain for all to see,
Your so called argment is defeated by your imbecilic ways and entirely speculative and nonsensical. You obvioualy have been ridiculed througout your whole life. Rightly so.
Property up your end goes for bollocks and thats why you all flock down sout. Denial is a sign of vanquishment and if anyones insular its you, cunty x
kamelion7 1 year ago
@kamelion7 If your the best the north has to offer mate, I'm afraid the victory of the south is already sealed. It is half baked, nonsensical, illegible and the ravings of a verbose simpleton who knows not the meaning of his words. I suggest you enrol on a semantics course and elbow going down the pit once a week.
Northerners are junkies, uneducated, dole scrounging, whippet breeding, incestuous tramps who breed filth like Myra Hindley and Peter Sutcliffe. North = full of nonces & wrong 'uns
kamelion7 1 year ago
@kamelion7 thesaurus toting numpty
J4YM5 1 year ago
@J4YM5 Cunt-Ox
kamelion7 1 year ago
@kamelion7 pseudo intellectual
J4YM5 1 year ago
What do you call a northerner in a 3 bedroom house ????
A Thief
nyumnyumnyum 1 year ago
@nyumnyumnyum lol That's because nobody wants to steal a smelly southern bedsit.
DickGhostmoon 1 year ago
@DickGhostmoon Better than a soapy northern one!!!
kamelion7 1 year ago
@kamelion7 lol soapy means clean. Do Southerners not like clean houses then?
DickGhostmoon 1 year ago
@DickGhostmoon In south London it means dirty mate. You know tat but your just bein silly LOL
kamelion7 1 year ago
@kamelion7 Oh I see Good insult then. I nice bit of Southern slang for the forum. Love it. I emagine those bankers are looking down on you from canary wharf and thinking about all the soap below.
DickGhostmoon 1 year ago
@DickGhostmoon Well it is a forum about the differences between supposedly so why are you surprised. I'm round the Elephant mate - nowhere near Canary Wharf - nice try at a dig though
kamelion7 1 year ago
i cant stand people who think they are gangsters in london and people my age (21) complete tards most of them
zaccyp1 1 year ago
I'm a yankee from the North and I believe that most Southerners are rebels and inbred.
solarwind40 1 year ago
@solarwind40 yup and they (claim) southenr pride) its redicolous :D
gotthkid2 1 year ago
hahhahahahahhahahahaah omg this is so true!
inexcessive 1 year ago
Londoners hate people from Manchester? don't flatter yourself. we hate people who throw themselves in front of tube trains making everyone late for work.
mrgoonermate 1 year ago
@mrgoonermate At least you have an underground. The recession got so bad up north we had to sell of the rail network, then we sold our cars. If it gets any worse we'll be selling our bicycles and going to work on a skate board.
DickGhostmoon 1 year ago
@DickGhostmoon what about heelies or whatever they are called (the trainers with wheels in)
mrgoonermate 1 year ago
@mrgoonermate lol yeah, second hand heelies from ebay.
DickGhostmoon 1 year ago
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katievhoneychurch 1 year ago
@katievhoneychurch Don't worry love, A couple of plums in our mouths and we'll all have your accent. Problem solved.
DickGhostmoon 1 year ago
I'm a northener, and that could've been quite funny.
Unfortunately....it wasn't.
Discofreestyle 1 year ago
@Discofreestyle
it's no laughing matter when your servants are down with the flu.
Hell on earth, that's what it is.
DickGhostmoon 1 year ago
ha ha ha! I like this video. =p
WerewolflovesKelly 1 year ago
: )
DickGhostmoon 1 year ago
Do Londoners see their own fellow country men from the North as thieves and scumbags??.
In most other countries like Holland we see the scumbags and thieves coming from people from abroad.
sellammar 1 year ago
Holland tends to be where the Londoners go to act like hooligans in Amsterdam, but when they get back home they like to think anyone but them are the hooligans. Londoners are the most mind controlled people on the planet. They believe everything they see on TV.
DickGhostmoon 1 year ago
Nice to see some people here still have a sense of humour Dick :-)
maxam60 2 years ago
Northerners provide us Southerners with entertainment, its like having half the country full of pet chimps which make us laugh and reinforces the fact that they are inferiour to us.
maxam60 2 years ago
yeah, you should see the hairs on my back! I'd say more of a gorilla than a chimp
DickGhostmoon 2 years ago
Nice crib mate, does the social cover that, arent they suspicious.?
catatonicable 2 years ago
yeah, I'm a banker and the social just bailed me out, so I bought this crib with the bonus money.
DickGhostmoon 2 years ago
Nice one, I am originally from near Worsley, miss the sarcy humour.Only.
catatonicable 2 years ago
DickGhostmoon,
You have read into a situation and created a sense of disillusionment. Yes the North, South divide in culture did play a part in Victorian and post Victorian England but nowadays, mannerisms, social circles and incomes are equal the country over. Accents are also becoming milder or neutral. This is thanks to TV, Phone contact, Better quicker transportation. London is now very local to Leeds in 21st century living. I find it hard to hear the difference in regional accents now.
urainusishere 2 years ago
am from t north but what a fuckin div
englishlion100 2 years ago
it's not just london, its everyone from the south who thinks that they are the most important people in the country and that us northerners don't matter
Mr757dude 2 years ago 7
can anybody tell me which city is better to live in?
XY2Y 2 years ago
a Northern one.
DickGhostmoon 2 years ago
smart video mate!
ryanthomaskendall 2 years ago
Oi look were all English so we all love each other.
mastercheff1216 2 years ago
There is only one city in the north which is THE northern city-friendly and welcoming,open and interested.Its in my username.
Oh by the way manc boys you are using the national derogatory terms given to Liverpool -but the yanks who view this wont care
.For you info many people in the NE considered Manchester to be rich and full of posh guardian reading pinko's-are you trying to change your image then?
toonmag50 2 years ago
actualy the northerners hate us more
ViceCityDJ 2 years ago
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No offence but the North is full of inbred coal-miners who are out of jobs, so go on the dole. :/
Corzare 2 years ago
lol, well, Londoners tend to have AIDS and sell apples on a market stall, so end up in the Queen Vic on the Eastend
DickGhostmoon 2 years ago
Good thing I don't live in London then. (:
Corzare 2 years ago
Southerners hate everyone who isn't from the south.
Brennna 2 years ago
i hate lancshire and london
YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE
thebean93 2 years ago
Well then Lancashire hate you in return. (:
Z03Amanda 2 years ago 2
Well then Lancashire hates you in return. (:
Z03Amanda 2 years ago
Yorkshires is Best ;)
MrsJamieWard09 2 years ago
south wester ftw.
fgf284 2 years ago
people from down south r stuck up snoby cunts.
YORKSHIRE 4 LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!
GodofCod93 2 years ago
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Fuck of you dopy northern basterd.
mastercheff1216 2 years ago
@GodofCod93 Come to southeast London then you smelly northern cunt - you'll see something stuck up your arsehole - your rank ugly bird!!
LONDON COCKNEY FOREVER!!!
kamelion7 1 year ago
i live in manchester tbh its ok
not to SNOBBY
or Stuck up
just full of down to earth people
who know how to have a laugh
meganbeb 2 years ago 2
I reckon the further north we go the more down to earth it gets, apart from Loch Ness where I got involved in some pushing and shoving over the size of a prize turnip.
DickGhostmoon 2 years ago
My grandmother is from Manchester :D But I'm American.
HomicidexMurreh 2 years ago
Oh really. Sounds like your parents couldn't wait to get out of Manchester. lol. The Londoners will love you for that comment.
DickGhostmoon 2 years ago
Well. xD My grandparents, you mean.
My grandmother only moved to America because she met my grandfather, and he couldn't leave America because of his job and whatnot.
HomicidexMurreh 2 years ago
That's kind of a nice story.
DickGhostmoon 2 years ago
I suppose so. o.o;
HomicidexMurreh 2 years ago
dirrty northerner
georgejacksonio 2 years ago
you have a ny cap on ...
haha don't tell me you support manchester united also?!?!
answer carefully -_-
GonzoTheGreat3000 2 years ago
One of my best holidays was in New York, hence the hat. I have been to a few Man U games at old trafford but I've drifted away from football.
DickGhostmoon 2 years ago
good answer lol
i hate man u with a passion !
GonzoTheGreat3000 2 years ago
Muitos países como USA, Brasil etc...tem essa rivalidade entre nortistas e sulistas!!!
2011Agente 2 years ago
City of God, best Brazillian film ever!
DickGhostmoon 2 years ago
City of God is very good. But Elite Squad is my favourite movie!
2011Agente 2 years ago
South is best, honestly it's where it's at, Sure north may of had the better bands etc. but when it comes to actully living you can't beat central london.
Ulmeyda08 2 years ago
I agree that central London would be quite good, don't you get claustraphobic though?
DickGhostmoon 2 years ago
If you're raised in a big city you just get used to it.
Ulmeyda08 2 years ago
the northern accents are sometimes a bit annonying to listen to but i think the preconceptions that the north is cold and grim are old by now. North or South it's all england.
99domino99 2 years ago 6
Well im from the North but I don't have an accent.
cesarisaias95 2 years ago
everyone has an accent. no matter where you're from.
99domino99 2 years ago 10
@99domino99, no shit sherlock.
lcfc1985 1 year ago
@lcfc1985 Uh huh, Im a regular Holmes, must be how you felt the need to comment that to make your existence seem less futile. Bravo, brava honey x
99domino99 1 year ago
Who the hell would want to live anywhere North of Luton?.... beee....have.
NW10Londoner 2 years ago
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SOUTHERNERS RULE NOTHERNERS SUCK!
britneybillielover 2 years ago
Northerners and the Midlands are more hardworking than the Southerners, who normally don't seem to bother to work once they leave secondary school..
vocalist92 2 years ago 2
midlands waaaayyy
fredwin88 2 years ago
Northerners and the Midlands are more hardworking than the Southerners, who seem to think they don't have to work once they've left secondary school
vocalist92 2 years ago
YORKSHIRE
simon4RUFC 2 years ago
I moved to Yorkshire recently.
DickGhostmoon 2 years ago
Isnt it funny how all the famous northerners fled to south tho? just saying ;].
Ulmeyda08 2 years ago
Famous like Richard and Judy? Halifax? RBS? you can have em. We'll keep the good ones though, like Manchester United FC
DickGhostmoon 2 years ago
no however, Noel & Liam Gllagher, Ian Brown, John squire, even Morrissey all seemed to move to London. Can't be that bad down south then can it :].
Ulmeyda08 2 years ago
Strangely I got attacked by Liam in Burnage, South Manchester in 1991, great talent, wouldn't want to live next door to him though.
DickGhostmoon 2 years ago
fucking hell lol...
Ulmeyda08 2 years ago
Im from lancashire n i hate southerners worked there for 3 months n couldnt stand it everyone one of the fuckers looked down at me as i wr scum fuckin cudnt wait get back 2 ma rugby league n ma pies. Northerner 4 life. btw i dont like southerners
wiganlad79 2 years ago
I know wigan, been there a few times.
DickGhostmoon 2 years ago
I hate londoners and I am one, well sort of, I live in Essex, does that count? well i spose so becuase you said 'southeners'.
I havent really got a problem with Northeners tbh. Some of the best english come from up north. Gah.
EmilyJacko1 2 years ago 2
We love the Essex girls. Well, those who fit the stereotype; )
DickGhostmoon 2 years ago
I was sposed to say 'Best english Bands',
Typing error lol x
EmilyJacko1 2 years ago
i dont hate manchester i just hate northerners
whitewarrior2k6 2 years ago
London hates Manchester, and Manchester don't mind. Leeds hates London though, so it kinda evens out.
AverageTeenx 2 years ago
wtf i was born up north and i moved down south and tbh not everybody is a complete dicked, the only thing is wierd about you is the fact that you could be bothered to make the video
Jonnym149 2 years ago
im from down South and i have a lot of mates from Manchester...
not all of us down here are like that :/
JaydeePants 3 years ago
When Gorden Brown has finished throwing away our collective taxes on those zombie banks, and hyper inflation kicks in, we'll all live in a unified slum together. Unification at last, hey!
DickGhostmoon 3 years ago