Gears of War 3 Beta: Thrashball Tornado by Obviously Jesus (GoW3 Gameplay/Commentary)

[adriandib]

ObviouslyJesus is a donkey fu****ker. Hope wordy smashes u u ignorant fool

[andygboy1]

@adriandib And another fanboy enters the arena!

[soulbytes]

this girl is monster

[butterbaby109]

guys for any1 who doesnt know who obviouslyjesus is he does not care what u think of him and is typically an arrogant guy but i like him and ur wasting ur time trolling him :P

[GranahhDoh]

how much weed you smoke man

[AgcaProductions]

You are super annoying to listen to man

[papi18chulo91]

bro u r funny as hell lol nice video

[Lilfr333k]

u play good but u too piece way to much . luckly gears 3 isn't too much of a problem 4 too pieceing

[rileyisamazin]

@Lilfr333k whats so bad about 2 piecing. im new to gears and i always heear about it.

[HarbingerMonkey]

@rileyisamazin Whats so annoying about two piecing, in Gears 2, is that once you melee someone you 1, knock them back making them vulnerable, and 2, it auto targets the guy you melee'd for you so you can just press RT right after and you're basically guaranteed a kill, takes no skill so it annoys people.

[Lilfr333k]

@rileyisamazin its kinda like a sort of helping thing to ur kills tht ur not really soppossed to do if u call urself a gears gamer. meaning u NEED twopiecing 4 u to get kills

[killaboy500]

@Lilfr333k correction. two

[THEONLYBIODUDE]

OMG ISNT IT OBVIOUS ITS OBVIOUSLY JESUS

[EdgePitSwing]

/watch?v=8xqHYH5muBg&feature=f­eedlik

Sickest Gears 3 montage ever. Music compliments of Cyberoptix. DUBBB!

[KatanaYamman]

you can definitely tell when a COD player hops on gears lol

[witzyguy]

Hey bitches were gonna fuck your asses right now, yeah well thats what happend..

[WWEReviewsRKO773]

I will definately use the Retro Lancer over the Regular Lancer because you can melee with it lol. That was always one thing I didnt like was that u couldnt melee because of the chainsaw so im glad they brought in the retro lancer.

[stoshy23]

i love you rintro so much

[KlxAssault]

that is the best intro ever lmao

[tvirus1234]

Stop fighting over Yellow Earth Jizz

[emoaxl99]

hahaha i alwayz get wit ppl usin shotties ;)

[pg13indahood]

woah u have a girlfriend ur gay becaus 1:25-140 it sounds like you have a dick in your mouth and you said it was delicious

[tobnob123]

Wow. is there anyone in these videos that doesn't just use the shotgun?!

[eman2593]

you have a gf!?

[lordsangone]

no battlefield? i remember laughin my ass off back in the day when you were doin mw2 commentaries. anyhoot, i finally ran into ur channel again but not thru machinima ( wat is up with the overflow of cod vids?). i was hoping u do bfbc2 vids or hopefully bf3 vids. u gotta be tired of playing a game like cod over and over by now, no?

[InfantNinja]

oh you 2 pieceing bastard

[LOLOMFGROFLCOPTER]

gears 3 = amazing, glad they switched the picking up meat shields to x, i will no longer jump right past my enemy instead of picking him up

[TheGame1842]

Why is Jesus always the woman?

[CountStrawula]

Gears 3 looks epicly overpowered :P :/ hopefully it will be ok :D

[INeed2Troll]

gears 3 sucked! FAIL!

[SeasemeStreetz]

@INeed2Troll cod fanboy?

[Aitikles]

@SeasemeStreetz

Look at the name of the guy. Problem?

[SeasemeStreetz]

@Aitikles Yet and still. I saw it. Problem?

[ChiTownOnDeck]

@INeed2Troll You Suck!

[carrilloarroyo]

i Have an extra beta code for gow3 i am giving it away for a 3month or for 1600 Microsoft points if any one wants it send me a message on youtube and ill give you the code.

[RoughInazuma]

Did anyone hear this guy Breath or Stop talking ONCE for 1-5 seconds?!!?

[KWolverine1]

0:06 Take Dat OSAMA!! 

[ApickleWithAm4]

The intro is extreamly weirdly true as of today lol

headshot on osama binladen

[saph2104]

Time to get a new intro....

[pavelcernik]

@saph2104 who else do u think killed osama other than obviously jesus

[saph2104]

@pavelcernik I don't know if you're talking about Jesus or Obviously Jesus. Jesus was real, didn't have any holy powers, and died. Obviously Jesus is an absolute moron who blocks fans when they express opinions and he acts as though he's the smartest person in the world reguardless of what he says.

[TheCardsGuy]

Ya there is a retro lancer or what ever it's called in the gears of war 2 intro video, you just have to look carefully, i noticed it in a youtube vid cause i accidentally stoped it and there it was

[IBLAKEYx]

This guy is crazy!

[lawlessvictory]

wow that intro blows

[KALIBREKILLER]

by girlfriend he means right hand and by our other friend he means his left hand

[godBrotherX]

@KALIBREKILLER he has a gf actually

[SuppleOldMan]

@godBrotherX and there dies the joke

[godBrotherX]

@SuppleOldMan sorry but I thought you were one of these "oh he has no life" guys

fun shit tho

[BOSSownz]

@KALIBREKILLER fag

[KALIBREKILLER]

@BOSSownz it was a joke

[cricket461]

Do i need to hv Live to play the beta? Or can i play offline as well?

[bongoboyj]

that intro is so fucking stupid.

[Sneaky1v1s]

/watch?v=35-4Tcg825E

Hey guys, check out my video, its got some nice shots in it and i actually play gears a lot, unlike these people on machinima who havnt played gears untill now

[Carlosram1211]

@Sneaky1v1s Your a Tard.

[samuraex823]

4chan>reddit.

[tarundruid]

stop dissing jesus u athiest faggot and stop acting like ur the fucking god just because you can talk smart and smoove

[Shadow9392]

@tarundruid You make me lol. I don't actually think I'm a divine being.

[lawlestest]

@tarundruid Stop acting like a holier-than-thou then, believing asshole.



[tarundruid]

@lawlestest shut the fuck up d

[tarundruid]

@lawlestest cunt

[XxMacxX12]

@tarundruid Read what you've just said. Now Frown.

[tarundruid]

@XxMacxX12 you comment makes no sense and i am guessing your sticking up for this guy cause your subbed to him

[XxMacxX12]

@tarundruid "You comment makes no sense" BUAHAHAAAAAaaa..

[tarundruid]

@XxMacxX12 it makes no sense buhahahahaha

[XxMacxX12]

@tarundruid Like your grammar. :D

[tarundruid]

@XxMacxX12 dud shut the fuck up i dont care ass hole was i talking to you

[XxMacxX12]

@tarundruid U mad bro?

[XxMacxX12]

@tarundruid U mad bro?

[tarundruid]

@XxMacxX12 yeah i am go ahead and keep replying back with passive comments trying to act like ur all cool leave me alone

[XxMacxX12]

@tarundruid Okay :)

[Fgranados18]

This guy is funny as shit

[keem025]

tommorow is the 25th YEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE­EEeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEE

[TheInfernalLycan]

3:14 <3

[Overdosage]

This girl is the coolest female video game protagonist I has seen since SAMUS ARAN!!!

[tidus814]

@Overdosage agreed XD

Samus ish awesome

Anya? She can take off a Locust's head in a few punches...

so epic XD

[shelmorr]

lol get fuckin stabby bro

[zathayer]

The intro isnt nearly as hilarious as the Twitter quip at the end. Add me on Sexbox @ Dunggabreath

[Ma6icmilk]

hahahah....quote " i could'nt 300 that guy!" lmfao!!

[BlindColor360]

I like the cut if your jib sir. Nice assault rifle work.

[jizzle765]

Us Gears Heads need to unite and carry this fucking epic game, its not getting the love it should! Share some love guys and check out my latest Gears Vid. and lets get this shit moving!!!! BONG!!!

[authorizedkilla]

@jizzle765 actually it is getting a shit load of love pre orders have surpassed MW3 and BF3 combined :)

[jizzle765]

@authorizedkilla Thats good to hear man, I was worried. I like C.O.D. but I have always felt like it took more focus and skill to play Gears. Thanks for the update man!

[masterarbitor]

Here's a tip I learned for the retro lancers charge, to get the full effect u have to charge and keep charging until ur character starts yelling then the knife will go through ur victim if u font charge long enough it'll just be a regular melee attack hope this tip helps anyone who needs it

[Afrozombeh]

This commentary is awesome. Love the Retro Lancer, and cannot wait to get into the beta.

[golferguy251]

cant wait to be able to play the beta have to wait till april 25th its gonna b orgasim all over the tv

[200000aj]

thumbs up if u think this guy sounds like Seth Rogen

[lilgloz4]

304 likes + 68 dislikes = 306 views

[Closen0ugh]

Im glad the assault rifle kicks ass now, i can own all those shotgun noobs

[SkatePunk7]

Is obviously jesus known for Gears gameplay?

[kingratliff129]

in gow 2 there were fighting over shit ?

[HahUsmell]

@kingratliff129 ye and gears 1. all about power weapons control. hence why its a beast game.

[Afrozombeh]

@HahUsmell No, gears 1 was all about terrible broken shotgun failfests. Hence why is was a terrible game.

[Afrozombeh]

@HahUsmell No, Gears 1 was about shotgun whoring failfests on who could use one gun the best, hence why the game sucked horrible ass. Ask anyone else who is not some gay die hard Gears of War fanboy. Thank god that Gears of War 3 is actually being balanced so shotguns will be just as good as every other weapon.

[HahUsmell]

@Afrozombeh i wasnt talking about just gears 1. you misunderstood. i was talking about gears as a series that fights over power weapons. i completely agree gears 3 is perfect, except retro lancer needs a tuning

[jagentay69]

clearly christ

[yoyaromir]

Shotgun looks pretty good?

[bomaster17]

I'm selling my gears 3 beta code from my bullet storm game if your interested in buying it message me on YouTube

[GENERALxRAAM1]

i am going to love the retro lancer when this comes out.

[sacredsword42]

how come i only have team deathmatch on my playlist, where are capture the leader and king of the hill>?

[LucasWhizz]

@sacredsword42 they will add them to the playlists as the beta continues.

[Castadarkshadow]

@sacredsword42 Mon 18th through Sun 24th - TDM on Thrashball and Checkout only.

Mon 25th through Sun 1st - TDM on Thrashball, Checkout, and Trenches only

Mon 2nd through Sun 8th - TDM and KOTH on all 4 beta maps

Mon 9th through Sun 15th - TDM, KOTH, and CTL on all 4 beta maps

[blazer1321]

the 64 dislikes are satanists

[Raptorfy]

PS3 has its ups and downs. Now I'm an Xbox and Wii owner, but I'll straight up say PS3 has the best sports games. Witht he exception of Forza and third part titles, you guys lead the way for sports. I look at it this way. Xbox = Shooters, PS3 = Sports + Platformers, and Wii = Family games. They all have their ups and downs. And while we all have one and hate the other, most people are just mad because they want the othe system. When I had a PS2, I wanted an Xbox. I have a 360, and want a PS3.

[hanseykemmerer]

wtf is emulsion?

[DaLeadBull]

@hanseykemmerer Weren't you paying attention? Its yellow earth jizz!

lol but really its like a source of fuel in the gears universe, kinda like oil in our world.

[me1648]

@WEIMA112 your american i hate americans you cant help it i just hate americans coz from what ive seen on the news most of them are fat you cant make me change my minds but its just life you have to hate something lol and i hate amercans

[elipsis542]

@me1648 ya well are fat asses can and have kicked your scrony little asses all up and down the sidewalk bitch

[elipsis542]

and the news is a corupt system that tells lies. such as when i see other countries on the news there either at war

have a natrual disaster or are loosing all there money and us americans have to bail you asses out.

[iiDied]

Hey! British People do NOT speak like that! Much...

[moshe1000000]

amazing intro!



[Mw2NeighboR]

how do you do that at 3:21? i just got the beta

[xXxSilentHeroxXx]

@brup123 no it's "meems" not "Meh-mays"

[Skronkful]

I lol so hard at the intro.

[brup123]

Internet "meems"?

Is it not pronounced "meh-mays"?

[forceofchaos1]

how do you take cover

[TheSliceBread]

ITS OBVIOUSLY JESUS!!!!!

[TheSliceBread]

its OBVIOUSLY JESUS!!!!!

[JokeyJack2121]

"I always get my man with a knife up his ass." WIN!

[dsciaab12360]

U can only access the beta if u have gears 2 right?

[dbear4427]

you can trade weapons and give ammo too!!!!!

[CruelModder]

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHY I CAN ONLY PLAY TEAM DEATH MATCH?

[DestroyXXL]

best commentary

[LethalPlayers]

AWSOME

[oDeRaNGeDo]

I can get you all beta codes just send me a message on here :)

[youkid001]

@oDeRaNGeDo pls send me one?

[redogsal]

nice try at the british accent, but your way off ;)

[EpicGamers222]

i accidently used my beta code to early and now i cant play it :(

[redogsal]

@EpicGamers222 u have to wait till the 25th xD

[chaoticbluberry]

buttsecks anyone?

[valovalovalo]

Maintanence? Shit now I miss WoW

[Kinzlei]

anyone else realise he pronounced "meme" as "meeem" at 2:10

[NinjahBirdy]

@Kinzlei Wow.. just wow. anyone else realize that meme is pronounced "meem"? You don't say it like "memay" if that's what you thought..

[Kinzlei]

@NinjahBirdy well im from the UK and thats how its pronounced here XD maybe where u live it is pronounced as meem?

[NinjahBirdy]

@Kinzlei are you sure that's how it's pronounced there or is that just how you think it is? It's pronounced meem so it rhymes with cream. That's the rule to follow :P

[Kinzlei]

@NinjahBirdy oh fair dos i never knew that, but yea everyone pronounces it as memay in UK XDD 

[NinjahBirdy]

@Kinzlei haha It's all good ;)

[MoshpitAchilles]

@Kinzlei That's how it's supposed to sound

[kiepoolies]

FIFA>COD>GoW

[spikemanmagee]

Still love that opening! xD

[Fille3133]

it's called Retro Lancer

[8195mike]

@Fille3133 the simple people call it the retro lancer, but its actualy the pendulum lancer

[Fille3133]

@8195mike Well I know all about the pendulum war and well epic games called it them self a Retro Lancer

[ChefGrogs]

He said, "I'm sure there's going to be British people telling me that this isn't how all British people speak and I would like to tell them I know that in advance."

*Looks at comments*

Yep, even after he cleared his tracks to prevent any arguments; A nationality war.

[IVI3RCURY]

Thats not how British people speak!

LOL

[RSJ0k3rmax]

the intro was my favorite part of the video

[marlinsbaseballfan]

this game looks good

[Zuesandme]

The first part was sooo racist to my religion please machinima dont do that again

And also since today is holy week

If anyone has a problem with my comment please dont bother trying to troll me or try to have a cool bad comment on me just to have your ass thumbs up cause at one point you will know i wont reply

[Sirpieful]

@Zuesandme shut the fuck up

[Zuesandme]

@Sirpieful What makes you think im gonna?

Looking at your vids is like watching gay granpa pornn GTFO youtube little twat :)

Even your mum says she shouldn't have given birth to a bitch who sucks kid dicks

[Rhyseyboy9000]

retared ps3 fanboys and cod fanboys watch this just to dislike!

[fastdollar1]

@Rhyseyboy9000 hating on haters is not the way to go. It makes yyou just as much of a faggot.

[CRAZYWHITEGUY94]

@Rhyseyboy9000 lol i know they just need to grow up and get a job get both consoles and rape like me

[MyMrDickhead2]

8000 Vids

[SplitsofAce]

same shit people runnin around with shotguns.



[SolidKevin1]

@SplitsofAce

You could also have it COD style: People running around with grenade launchers and RPG's.

If that's more you taste, but I'd choose a shotgun over an RPG every day.

[TimoErmelo]

why I have a ps3 ? :'(

[mic7reaper]

@TimoErmelo well do like me , get all console so you can play as the exclusiv of other console! :D i prefer ps3 exclusivity but Gears of war 3 LooK BAD ASS. ill get it for sure

[aeroaa2]

@TimoErmelo because you made the better choice !!!!!!

[xLycosax]

@aeroaa2 not better ,best. and he didnt make the best choice. he made 2nd best choice.

1.pc

2.ps3

3.xbox360

4.wii

[AnEvilMoaProductions]

@xLycosax Not true.

[xLycosax]

@AnEvilMoaProductions its true. as he agreed with me when i anwereed him

[aeroaa2]

@xLycosax tottaly agree 

[xLycosax]

@aeroaa2 oh ok i tho u were stupid console douche. nice.

[corey596]

@xLycosax PS3 is down for maintanence today...... shows which ones better i think?