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  • wtf ima take it.. a nigga gotta eat.

  • w ww. chedo nline.co m/eccentric-guy-is-straight-mu­rder-on-the-keyboard/ Oh my god outro song..

  • id take it and sue the guy who left the safe open for littering because this is america

  • with id: give it back, hope to get large award.

    without id: fuck that, keep it.

  • without the ID I'd take it, but with the ID I'd give it back

  • Take it either way cuz I'm a horrible person

  • Without ID: keep that MOFO

  • with ID - take it and run.

    without ID - take it

  • Without the ID- give it to charity

    With ID- give it back

  • I would return it... Unless I was super poor

  • I want the wallet

  • I keep all the money..alll of the money. Did I say all cuz i meant ALLL of it

  • If I found that much money I would keep half of it....

  • As sad as this is going to sound but i would return it or hand it to the police as i didn't earn it and it was someone's else hard earned cash.

  • if i found 100,000 i would look over my shoulder and if no one is there i would take it but if some one was there i would take it but give then a 1,000 and so you did not see that!

  • Take money

  • I would take the money

  • Kansas is like the farthest from the borders and has needless amount of bases, and the dolphins with lasers is from the Colbert Report

  • @PurpleMenace89 did u know that faggot meams bundle of wood :)

  • im a kansas type person? but i DONT murder people so....

  • id take it 

  • If i found the 100,000 in an envelope with the note saying "Little Timmy's cancer treatment money," i'd still take it and blow it in a month.

  • bullshit

  • you guys cant afford abercrombie and fitch stop hating

  • Things are still a little bit shakey after the earthquake eh?

  • Omfg I know neema from the begining

  • W/O ID I would take it. With ID I would turn it in..maybe.

  • 1.) No ID? Keep it. You can still be a good person that's 100k richer... 2.) ID... maybe there's a finder's fee and some good Karma in it for you. Give it back.

  • Question Answer:

    Honestly, i'd take it, and have everyone call me an ass... :)

  • I know this video is old but had to watch it and just say that if I every took that money it would haunt me and I couldn't live with my self, takeing money from people wh just lost every thing and I would be glad it was going to the right cause of rebuilding the city.

  • This faggot talks to much, i came for pauly d. not this faggot

  • @PurpleMenace89 You are a sad sad human being.

  • @TheDraindeimo Your family are sad human beeings faggot, i hate this retard he talks so much thats my right i dont like him so go and fuckurself.

  • my dad would have beaten the dog shit out of me if i took that money in

  • no id give it to police cause it probably stolen

    yes id find person and ask for 1,000

  • it was japan... not america... thats a thing...

  • No ones reading these comments you retards

  • In both situations I take and keep the money. It's a disaster situation. My survival comes before other peoples'. Also, the odds of the owner being alive are probably also low.

  • i got them

    

  • QOTD: I seriously hate things like that, just because I'm so uncontrollably honest that I would not take it. Well... i would take it, and do my utmost to find the owner. Which... sucks.

  • Thumbs Up For The Angry Birds In The Background :D

  • ill take all da money

  • "things are still a little shakey" hehe i get it!

  • i hope you know if ttheres an earthquake goin on your not gonna buy an ipad2 and tweet it

  • i hope you know if ttheres an earthquake goin on your not gonna buy an ipad2 and tweet it

  • I love that you still talk about coming to Kansas for the apocalypse and the dolphins. It makes me happy to be a long time member of the nation. I'll be watching over your dolphins here in Kansas until the time comes. lol

  • I would turn it in but keep a dollar because I would say a deserve a soft serve ice cream cone at McDonald at least.

  • To be completely honest, If I found 100 grand with NO identification, how would I return it? I'd take it, and donate it. If it had identification, I would certainly return it.

  • Finders' keepers'

  • You think that $100,000 is yours? NOPE! Chuck Testa

  • A wise man once said:

    Finders keepers, losers weepers!

  • Don't take it man its mafia cash money

  • I would give it to charity

  • I take it no question..

  • I want ur angry birds dolls!

  • Take it and run!!

  • i would take. there. i said it

    I GOT STUDENT LOANS AND CAR INSURANCE TO PAY

    any college student would

  • jkjkjihj

  • Id take the cash,do some roids,like jersey shore schmucks,then go slap the bitch-uation.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • your voice sometimes sounds like tosh.o

    your show is better though

  • dudeee.america has to stop interfering with other countries business.seriously.

    not hating,just saying.

  • Take the money an run.

  • I'd give it back, maybe there family will need it someday

  • We go back to the Japanese Earthquakes, where it's still a little shaky (simplified quote)

    Ohhh Phil nice pun:)

  • I think if there is identification then return it but if there isn't KEEP IT!

  • Can has Wallet?

  • TAKE IT AND BUY THE NEW BACK TO THE FUTURE SHOES........... what only me.

  • Oh 100K? Totally keepin it I.d. Or not

  • i live in kansas

  • KEEP THE MONEY shit i'm not lying

  • I seriously want one of those Angry Birds plushies, but um yeah great im subbing.

  • imo, Pauly D is actually smart opposing to the rest of the crazy bitches in Jersey Shore, or at least the way the rest of the crew is scripted on the show.

  • I totally caught your reference to the dolphins with laser beams attached to their heads and vampire robot nazis who are also zombies!!

    Original subbies for the win :D

  • If there was ID, I'd like to say that I'd return it all, but I'd take about a hundred dollars and THEN give it back... I need 100 dollars... XP

    No ID, you don't get your money back. XD

  • dang, i want dat monkey in my pants.

  • I would take it if I didn't know the owner, but If I know who owns it, it depends on who the money belongs to, if insured, i'd keep it.

  • keep it all and spend it on hookers

  • if there was ID with the money I'd maybe turn it in cause I'm a bit paranoid O.o

    I would feel bad for stealing someone's money, or I might think it's mafia money and someone will come and kill me for stealing it D:

    if there was no ID no one would be able to rightfully claim it, so why should I turn it in? seems kinda pointless... the one who finds it - wins it ;D

    (finner'n er vinner'n)

  • yeah i would take it was buy an STi and get braces :D

  • yes & yes again why not??? all i know is that i need them..

    nobody cares for me so i dont care for the guy that lost it!!!

  • If you don't/can't get caught, it's not really stealing, I.E. no tracking on the bills in the safe?

  • I am one of the 3 people

  • If you get it without ID, then you take it.

    If you find it with ID take $25,000, rip a hole in the bag and say the stuff you took was lost.

  • oh my god NFfilms at the beging

  • @oOOoDaniioOOo

    true true :D

    

  • Was that Snape at the beginning? lol XD

  • buy myself an hd camera a good longboard a go pro a sick sound system for my 1951 plymouth concord and a dj setup, also my 5000 mac book pro c: then return it saying its all i found

  • donate it to charity or a school system that needs. it.

  • Take the money, both times. Ill bathe in it...0_o

  • Too much guilt for me. I would rid myself of it asap, get it to whoever the money belongs to. Even if it was a twenty dollar bill. :/

  • i get the reference :)

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  • Money with ID, id turn it in. If i think im being watched lol id turn it in... who in there smartness would not keep the money if theres no catch?

  • QOTD: 1.Take 50,000 Don't Tell No One 2.So You Don't Get In Trouble Return The Money You Didn't Spend.

  • Take that shit and spend it :)

  • QOTD: 1. Take 2. Return

  • I.D. Don't take it, guilt is a bitch.

  • no I.D. take it, you don't who it belongs

  • If there's ID I'd return it bcuz it might be all their savings - if not I have a long list of good uses for it - and would possibly give a nice chunk of it to charity to even it out.

  • ironic how the qotd is about money and the giveaway is a wallet...

  • I'd definitely look for the owner of the money, and never take something thats not mine,,cause i'm a Muslim ,,, and that's what Islam is about. ^_^

  • id take all the money and buiild new houses for people to live in instead of giving it away to the greedy goverment id play it smart

  • The justice system is a piece of shit. Otherwise criminals would be afraid to commit crimes which they arent. 2. why do we have to get in every bodies shit? No other country leader has asked fobama to step down which he should.

  • New Video:

    "Obama at sxephil's"

    The President addresses the "Nation"

    from Philip DeFranco's house.

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  • Take it unless there is ID.

  • I'd take the money and run!

  • i think the fact that the people that wear A & F are the same people that watch the jersey shore has something to do with the stock situation.....

  • Id take half the money and return the other half saying "that was all that was here". If I lost 100,000$ id be happy to get at least half back. And if anyone has a stash that big, they've gotta have a Swiss bank account.

  • id take all the money and keep it all

  • no id i take some and donate some to cherity out of a feeling of guilt with id i would like to think i would return it but to be onest i would prolly take some and claime like 80 grand was all i found >< i am ashaimed...

  • No identification, I would take it all. Identification, I would give it all

  • Pualy d rocks

  • A)Are you FRIGGIN KIDDING ME A 100,000 DOLLARS?!??!

    B)WTF DO I CARE ITS A 100,000DOLLARS!!

  • obviously take it and buy shares of abercrombie and fitch. the smart thing to do

  • it depends on the identification :)

  • A) Take the money B) Give the money back but ask for a reward :P

  • A: I would take the money B: I would give it back to them ( if I could find them)

  • u said things were shaky in japan? really man?

  • i love those kansas shout outs phil

    saw that episode when it came out

    yes ive been seeing your face for that long

  • I take the money shove it down my pants and run like hell!

  • If u got the references thumbs up!!

  • If there was ID I would give the money back. If there wasn't then I'd like to think I'd give it to charities working in the clean up operation. No point handing in money that isn't ID'd for it to be reclaimed.

  • You would have to give it back. Consider.. the owner may have spend hundreds of thousands of hours earning it. Imagine that you just took it and walked away.

  • Yay I got the reference!

  • Can we have a QOTD or poll or something to see how many people are getting these (kansas/ dolphin lazerbeams) referances? cause i've seen all the shows in this channel and im sure im not one of only three

  • I'd take it unless I knew the person. Is that bad?

  • Hmm... I would take the money in both situations. Why? Because knowing that I will be debt free of student loans after college would bring me peace. Who ever has that kind of money lying around and having someone like me stumble upon it, is an idiot. Just sayin'.

  • I'd not take but im well off money wise, so i fully respect anyone elses decision to take da money

  • I'll take half of it and say I found it like that :D

  • 10,000$ finders fee

  • i would keep it...

  • New Video:

    "Obama at sxephil's"

    The President addresses the "Nation"

    from Philip DeFranco's house.

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  • Like I'd ever be so lucky to just stumble over 100k...

  • i get them references

  • I like it when Muslims kill each another; syria, libya etc etc . just sayin

  • @appacana you need help.

  • @appacana Fuck you.

  • I'd feel really bad if I took all that money knowing someone worked so hard for it

  • QOTD: Well its hard to choose you know? 100,000 isn't nothing to look down at. It's pretty hard to get that even if you work for 2 years and save. I guess if there was identity I would give it to the person. Cause it was the way I was brought up. I would like to think this. But if no documentation and I just found it, I would take it. But I wouldn't spend it, I would listen out for a month to see if anyone put a claim out to missing money. I would give it back then.

  • @ArcAngelRyan To continue with the comment, I wouldn't give it to the police when I found that kinda money because, it's not like the old days, police could just say we found the guy and it's safely back to it's owner. *cough* If the identifier was a douche to me in some point of my life, the part of me that would keep it would emerge quickly hindering my proper judgement. All in all I would give it back no matter who's it was, you never know something better may come your way by sacrificing.

  • blue is your color, should wear more often to increase cuteness. 

  • I would take it and buy hookers and blow... Repeatedly

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  • I'm Nervous about tomorrow -__-

  • id still take the money.

    its there fault for being dumb and leaving it

  • meh. gusta ;DD

  • I got the reference... the good ol' days of the DeFranco show... "Sxephil, he's not sexy."

  • when i lived in japan, i saw a wallet on the sidewalk when i was walking to school one morning, and when i came back around 3 or 4 in the afternoon, it was still there

  • 1. i would take

    2. would give back. 

  • cool

  • if there is and ID then you give it back. You probably get a reward and feel good about yourself

    

  • QOTD: I return it all, and hope there's a reward.

  • Sit 1: Keep, Sit 2: Give back.

  • i take 5 grand. and return it.

  • don´t take it! you never know who it belongs to...

  • 1. Yes

    2. Only if he/she was a good person

  • Situation 1: Yes.

    Situation2: Maybe. If the person was nearby, yes. If not, no.

  • I would take it, but give it back.

  • to be honest not fooling myself ..

    i would definetly take it ..why u ask

    2 words ....human nature

    althought if a person doesnt take it ...god bless him he is more of a man than i am

  • Take it all its not like they care

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    uav:holy shit there are cops everywhere

    killer:its ok i just need 1 more killl for ac 130 and fuck that shit up