The Hitchhikers

[yogithebeargoesrawr]

I'm a hitchhiker and I approve this message.

[VegaRocksTheRoses]

This either detures, or encurages me to slaughter hitchikers on a lonely road. I dunno which, but I kinda want that gold coin . . .

[vivalaminion]

were you inciting violence against hitchhikers?

[AdminiumWarrior]

Don't get it.

[wokeupthismorning100]

Toyota Tacoma?

[KatsDoppelganger]

I just dont get this...

[InvaderRek]

That would suck if this person was a taxi driver. All those people wanting a ride, yikes.

[Excedrine]

Note to self: NEVER pick up a hitchhiker. EVER.

[Banes500]

@Excedrine More like NEVER HITCHHIKE! :-)

[TheCaitygirl99]

THEN WHO WAS HITCHHIKER?

[guspuppy97]

Is that an FJ Cruiser?? it looks similar to ours~

[8x13Wolf]

Your voice went perfectly with this one...quite frankly, the language is beautiful.

[MafiaSk8r97399]

Funnyjunk, reporting in.

[Appo47]

nice Suzuki car

[Wolfgang01011]

I think I made a mistake with the procedure, ok so I found a hichiker that fit the desription, but before I could do the killing step INS pulled me over, and then I took an arrow to the knee.

[ArkhamResearchFiles]

You...are the best storyteller I have ever heard in my life...

Every time the video ends, I'm always left...just...staring at the screen. Something about your voice, perhaps.

[6MarilyN66]

god i hate the term creepypasta

[iLikeYourSleeve]

I'm so dumb, that I've decided to watch all of your video before bed. :D

[AnimemangaTeen]

@iLikeYourSleeve You are not alone my friend... My cat keeps hiding in the darkness and pouncing on me though. He has decided to make it his mission to scare the living s*** out of me tonight! XD

[iamacupcakee]

@iLikeYourSleeve omg me too.... I know Im not going to be able to sleep lol

[Drawkid50]

Oh my god, I was watching this all tensed up and right in the middle of it, my dog quietly comes over by my leg and licks it. ._. Screamed and jumped. Good to know your videos can get me in a paranoid, tense mood. Your voice is perfect for the telling of scary stories.

[V2Hovership]

DOOD I gotta drive me sum quit roads at night and open up sum goodie bags.

[nanakieverblaze]

I think the eeriest thing about this story is not the fact that the hitchhiker's object gives the new owner the compulsion to kill and obtain more; it's the question of why the owner decided to kill a hitchhiker and cut them open in the first place.

[ATLGRL512]

My hitchhiker did not contain an item; do you have any other criteria to follow for my next try?

[360FTW666]

the only thing i got from a hitchhiker was a book called 'guide to the galaxy'

[MikeMsDaughter11]

@360FTW666 THIS.

[TrainerBronze]

My hitchhiker contained peanuts. I tossed him and the peanuts out. Lol they're like toys

"they're like a box of chocolate, ya never know what ya gonna get" xF

[fortheepicwinful]

Storyteller knows from experience.

[LockDOTspot]

i opened up 4 hitch hikers and all they had was blood and muscle >.<

[xPinkxIsxPunkx]

If I ever pick up a hitchhiker that starts to weird me out, I'll star reading this entire pasta outloud XD

[UnisonChords]

@jusfint They must have been a Russian hitchhiker.

[remzlol1]

i just recently killed a hitch hiker, i got a rock... -.-

[UnisonChords]

@remzlol1 That should be a Peanut's special, like, "Pick Up The Hitchhiker, Charlie Brown!".

[SpaghettiDinosaur]

I was expecting a cliche scary hitchhiker story here, where they were dead all along or a serial killer or something, but this was so much better.

[comedyprincess01]

My hitchhiker came with a limited time collection of The Twilight Saga...Thank god I killed them o.o

[coolbich227]

The person should die that made all these videos

[FinalFantasy773]

I had to rewind when she said "unless you try killing them" to make sure I heard it right. Lol.

[InThe11thDimension]

@FinalFantasy773 Haha, me too...

[obsessedwpratchett]

MY hitchhiker had a full DVD box set of the best of David Blane in her. Wish Id just dropped her off in tower hamlets.

[jusfint]

I got a smaller hitchhiker, and inside him was an even smaller one, and so on.

The one I'm at now is too small :(

[InvaderRek]

"Driving the quiet roads at night, you'll mean to."

If I ever leave my room again, 'kay.

[projekt1101]

Waitwaitwaitwait.. Unless you try killing them... She says this as if its something people normally do in Canada?!! And do people normally cut open the hitchikers they kill?!

[Dancinwithfate]

@projekt1101 yes people in canada do this all the time... it could be considered a national pass time

[iJenification]

'Normal enough . . . unless you try killing them.'

That's a fairly good example of one of those lines that gains your full attention.

[xenon11]

6,666 views....

[ThatGuyOverThere428]

1 person killed the wrong type of hitchiker

[chameleon2hold]

So true. The hitchhikers I pick up and murder are so strange as well. Sigh. What is this world coming to?!

[XilovkuukiizX]

I love your clips....

But... This one I dont quite understand

[icedragon295]

I found a Scientology pamphlet in the hitchhiker. I knew she was full of shit.

[Morpheus6393]

I don't get it.

[clubpenguin316]

i dont get this one....

[chococat61298]

i should stop looking at scary but this is so entertaining

[jasmineehyatt]

Orrr, you could just not kill the first hitchhiker.

problem fixed.

[MachinimaGuy]

@jasmineehyatt Maybe it's a impulse.

[icantfindaacc]

I didn't get my new 32 inch LED flatscreen TV from a random, quiet hitch hiker if that's what you think...

[jaixdaman]

was it supposed to be creepy about how you know this im confused by this (sob)

[sravankumarb]

Perfect voice for horror stories. Plus, it's not the cheap type of jump-scare horror either; beautifully set up and the "punchline" is always amazing.

[Pteradragon]

Condoning murder.... Good. Gooooood....

[Critiqu3]

It's like a vending machine with toy prizes.

If you don't like what you got, throw it away and try again.

[vfudo1]

Too fake to be scary. The best scares come from realism

[BeccaKiddo96]

these videos scare me ^_^!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[yeagerkid]

its all like....damn another human

[ShwintyKat]

And, might I ask, why did you *have* to record this in the car? Any particular reason you were out? ;)

[RasFranks]

I'm going to start killing random hitchhikers till i find something cool

[TMNEnglish]

Wonder if anyone's ever found a guide in their stomaches.

[freeman815]

This one I don't get, if at the end your logical brain tries to resist such actions then why the hell did it not say anything when you killed the first one for no reason, maybe I missed out on something here :\

[CadetHedo]

Frankly I think the audio being recorded in the car really added to the thing. Y'know. Realism or something.

But that might just be me.

[JustAPrik]

This creepypasta doesn`t make for a great video, but still i love your voice.

[kenjihiro]

The Face Upstairs and this video are kind of disappointing, since I've read them already and I know the story thats going to unfold I guess, but your voice and of course the video always helps give you a picture.

[teflonbilly]

I always loved this creepypasta and the inclusion of your voice makes it even better!

[Fungoos]

Quite a delicious creepypasta.