Tale of Amber Lamps

[MadestManiac]

It's like her mind is not there but her body is. Like a trance or somthing

[MrDoubtfulguest]

Hail Eris! Hail Amber Lamps!

[DavKellar]

IRL April from Parks and Rec

[BucksStudent]

Then who is Lamp?

[Riddley313]

She is at the very zenith of boredom. All day, every day. Nothing surprises her. Nothing impresses her. Just look at that detached existentially-adrift expression. Such a turn on. I'd love to disappoint the hell out of her in bed. It would be like humility training for every future sexual encounter I have with a woman.

[TheStruggleContinues]

@Riddley313 Comment of the year.

[misipi6guns451]

Boy this is a real mystery , this really is eiry , like the dude said below it's been a year & 1/2 since this went viral and ppl say her name is this and that , but no body has given any proof yet and as they said she still has'nt shown up .... man , this is a really Random chick .... she's bound to seen this by now.... maybe she just got creeped way out by all the publicity .... after all look at her emo style clothes.... those emo's git crazy & all freaked out about nothin , cry & hide & cuss

[hawkmoon6]

omg shes got 3 fingers.. she is not human!! watch at 04

[johnkerry7]

i really wonder if she knew that she was an internet senastion for a while. Really i think she was a better story than the two fighting lol.

[ghidfg]

is she real life?

[Labcabin96]

marry me amberlamps i wont start fights on transit vehicles!

[Pieceofsand]

her name is allison budzinski

[karlwithak12]

she has been around monkeys beore and knows that it is best just to ignore these animals

[6spdtls]

i think she looks ok. you guys are just too horny lmao 

[greenghost2008]

@6spdtls we are and we want to get her prego fast.

[sjl245]

"She" is really an Annunaki god looking at their creation. "She" isnt wearing headphones thats a transmitter/receptor for a galaxy far away.

[kairosmaxima]

@sjl245 Ha ha ha! That is one of the funniest comments Ive seen. Im sending you a friend request. This is a historic moment for comedy!

[randomguy1882]

@kairosmaxima I guess you have low standards for what's funny....

[MrAbakato]

 #LOL

[edgardusXII]

She was as cool as a pickle.

[Anthony883]

Extreme Perverts Unite.

[IDoNotBlameYou]

The description says it all: "A collage of the prettiest mystery god placed on a bus."

[fenriz218]

At 0:49, is that nigger trying to steal her suitcase?

[cjms08]

did anyone ever find out who this chick is?

[efsq]

shes so cute

[ORLYxXxYARLY]

I'm in love with her.

[MallonBopper1]

@OooHesGood No one gives 2 fucks you pathetic lowlife

[MallonBopper1]

@OooHesGood I meant no-one gives a fuck about YOUR COMMENT...oh look at gimme $500 so you can find out this girls name!

[shooter246123]

@OooHesGood CRY CRY CRY I win LOL what a loser! Amber Lamp cry cry I win weee weee I'm cool I win you're such a loser! Like I said you make our youth look very bad

[OooHesGood]

@shooter246123 You have no life obviously... your wife must be a fat ugly tramp or you would spend more time with her

[MallonBopper1]

@OooHesGood coming from the person who trys to look a badass on the internet :$

[MallonBopper1]

@OooHesGood You didnt win anything? And for fuck sake u down syndrome retard listen to me, you said if someone gives you $500 you will reveal her identity, which is obvious bullshit so i said no-one cares (TO YOU) i didnt say no-one cares about Amber Lamps or any shit like that, and giving a retarded response is the most moronic thing you can do. "I win I win yay me! gimme $500 IM A REALLY GOOD P.I!!!" Your such a fucking loser :L

[shooter246123]

@MallonBopper1 Dude this guy tried to tell me he's a 12 year boxer and thai kick boxer @OooHesGood hence the I win $500 punk

[MallonBopper1]

@shooter246123 haha did he? what a loser :L :L

[MallonBopper1]

@OooHesGood Im not a skank, your the one who asked for the money, no one would be that depserate to"buy the info" anyway, if its "soo easy to find online" how come no-one can find it? Your the one who told me (well, us, as its the internet) about your "business", and i LOVE how you contradict yourself, telling me not to "call you names" (seriously, are you 8??) and then "call me names" like asshole, ignorant, retard etc :L Fuck you right back I can say whatever i want to too. You probably are 12

[MallonBopper1]

@OooHesGood Another thing, you said im an "IGNORANT asshole online" which doesn't even make sense but anyway, your not so innocent. i told you to stfu and stop looking for attention, and what did you do? Give an ignorant response (twice) and "called me names" and by the looks of it you are probably retarded, telling the Internet (for fuck sake) that your a "12 year boxer and thai kick boxer" and now want $500? I have a great life thank you very much, you, not by the looks of it. (@shooter246123)

[MallonBopper1]

@OooHesGood I am yes, problem? Then fucking deal with it. How do you know im ugly, according to my 5th gf im pretty hot actually. LOL i aint no emo? I hate that shit. And skanks are women, im a dude. Also I love how you removed your pathetic comments to make it look like I'm stalking/bullying you. God your pathetic

[OooHesGood]

@MallonBopper1 i remove them because i dont want anymore losers like you messaging me.... you have a girls name and your first video on your page is a wedding kiss...... i actually dont care what you say hahahah i thought you were a girl from your name and page..... hahahah you have girl qualities.... leave me alone you homo

[MallonBopper1]

@OooHesGood You thought i was a girl because im called Liam, a well used name which millions of dudes are called after. Right now your just being...actually theres no word for it, I never knew i could over use the word Pathetic" (and Liam is a boys name btw dumbass!) And no Kate & Wills kiss is not my first video,m its my most recent and featured vid u idiot! U thought i was a girl, u thought wrong :L Yeah, a penis is a real feminine quality, and Im actually homophobic, so yeah :/

[MallonBopper1]

@OooHesGood another thing, you commented on my video too? wtf? Do you hate me or what? Mixed signals here

[OooHesGood]

@MallonBopper1 why would i hate you, i dont even know you. i just enjoy talking shit back and forth, no hard feelings =))

[MallonBopper1]

@OooHesGood Ok, i respect that

[shooter246123]

@OooHesGood See you are a loser! You spy on people too? OMG you're something else. EVERYBODY this guy told me he trains boxing and kick boxing iN Thailand...he's a creep!

[traktorensteff]

I noticed this girl when I saw the original video! She looks very cute! What do you think, does she know that she is "famous"? She is stunning and handled the situation very cool!

[Thecheckerchex]

also, what a bunch of fucking losers. asking for a facebook or myspace account of a chick they probably have 0 chance of getting with, and probably live at least a couple hundred miles away. that's some lame ass stalker shit right there.

[cikankisminozeti]

i really wonder who is fucking that girl...

[Scizor3D]

she just sits there

[misipi6guns451]

Everybody has a different name of who she is and nobody really knows or has found out likely .... you don't know if someone is telling the truth of who she is or is just making it up .... what's wrong with yall anyhow ; she's a pretty girl stting there going somewhere & trying to mind her own business & keepin her mouth shut up like the antagonizing black woman thief should have done . She's not afraid ; I can see it in her eyes . She's just minding her own business & yall ain't used to that now

[hbdywtk]

Amber Lamps' real name is Rebecca Black and she does a song called Friday.

[dilan4me]

does she have fb or myspace dammm she is so pretty and riding a public bus with bums like that she should have a nice car

[tehfear]

Go go gadget creepy.

[TheBlackSethCohen]

Amber Lamps is one of the few we have NEVER been able to track down, It's been a year, and yet no one has been able to identify her yet...such a rarity.

The mystery that is Amber Lamps is intriguing, indeed.

[HelloIAmAPotato]

@TheBlackSethCohen Track her down and identify her for what, exactly? Sitting on a bus.

I think the attention shes getting is downright creepy, honestly.

[BurnRoddy]

Well what do you expect? Men like women who ignores them it's like a turn on, now if you tell me this woman is not pretending that she doesn't see anything then we're all loonies. And this is strictly underage material kids will be kids and teenage boys like her. Its not stocking or anything wierd, is just pubescent./teenager hormones.

[Behemoth9223]

@BurnRoddy u speaking about urself?

[BurnRoddy]

No I'm too old and engaged BTW. I would be a cheater, It would too be creepy and I would be a pedo but when I was a teen I used to dig into chicks who ignored me, and most the friends I had during high school acted the same way, some were luckier than others.

I don't quite know why that happens but I've always thought it has to do with the fact that men tend to pick women on their looks no matter how different they are as a person while for women personality and habits are more important.

[Behemoth9223]

@BurnRoddy well i think women lie when they say that. looks always comes first, that's just evolution. and i am by no way a teen, nor am i horny for this woman, i just enjoyed the clip where that gramps beat that thug to a pulp, and it was peculiar that this woman acted as if she wasn't there. she might have been afraid tho. i know how these low lives are. you just look at them the "wrong way" and they will attack you so it's understandable.

[eagledynasty81]

@TheBlackSethCohen i have a question. Why are you so fucking creepy?

[TheBlackSethCohen]

@eagledynasty81 Don't take this stuff seriously, guy.

[randomguy1882]

@TheBlackSethCohen Yes, I totally agree. It's been over a year & a half and we STILL haven't found her. Though some people claim to know her name, she has not been officially verifed as being found. There will not be real proof until she herself appears in a video or on TV. She has yet to do that (other than the fight on the bus video).

Amber Lamps is beginning to turn inot a mythological figure, like bigfoot. People claim to know her name, yet no verifiable proof of that or of anything else

[wisefelipe]

@randomguy1882

I suggest we start a cult then

[gnash555]

Did she ever get identified?

[joefubu]

i wonder if she knows about ppl calling her amber lamps.lmfao.

[HoradePreservar]

Blacks or whites...USA is all shit!!

[benxander]

Amber Lamps kinda reminds me of Leila from Repo Man

[conwayandwhitmanman]

Name: Jennifer H.

Residence: San Francisco

you wanna know more? msg me and I'll send you anal vids of her and me

[Flyingtart]

@conwayandwhitmanman

If thats true (it's not) then why not just upload it at a streaming site instead of trying to sent it to people. Who would accept a file from a complete stranger? 

[ZliRodjak]

supreme being

[nonaCbarC]

:D

Oh, so, somebody else noticed her too, I suppose. I thought, this chick was pretty hot.

[sketcheddreams]

Seeing Amber Lamps on the Transit bus makes me think of that gospel song "What if God was one of us... Just a purple spandex wearing girl, on a bus trying to make her way home."

What IF she was God. Grace under fire~ Amber Lamps.

[SeriouslyPissedOff]

LMFAO

[djosephj]

Isn't that the chick we were supposed to find in GTA IV somewhere around star junction?

[dreamingWisdom]

@djosephj What's the name of the chick you were supposed to find in GTA IV around star junction? I want to see the similarity.

[Djangolulu]

@djosephj HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH omfg hilarious

[halflifemasta]

she was sent from the future to warn us about future catastrophes, BUT her time machine broke down and couldnt make it to the 80s

[Zyphyr104]

@halflifemasta I suppose she couldn't get the 1.21 gigawatts required for the dalorian

[xcelennceinxcecution]

@halflifemasta lmfao

[tjohn1986]

she's a cutie

[Rasenchidori]

i think im in love

[Idriszohar]

This should be Bose's next advertisement campaign, Bose QuietComfort 15, soundproof your world.

[aqinthe]

Don't ask what amber lamps can do for you, ask what you can do for amber lamps.

[Molitars]

63 people don't like the 80s

[DruSk33t]

@Molitars What does any of this have to do with the 80s???

[method190]

call the amber lamps come and pick up the people and put there body on the stretcher and carry there ass out

[tomimn2233]

woot, had the pwnd dude tried to pick on amber, he'd better prepare to lose an eye or two.

[WordsCantSpeak]

Boxxy is the best out of Magibon,Zoe Kimball,Amber Lampes AND Tabby!!!

[kreigsmann]

holy hell she really does not move a muscle

even when a guy is bleeding all hell in front oh her she acts like its nothing.

strength and will are strong. the force is within thee

[zerokenshi]

And yet another waste of my time.

[FoocheelehTheGreat]

Amber Lamps is a White-Liberal who probably thought EBM was being the 'racist'. Too bad she doesn't know that in this country, the ones who are usually racist are 'blacks'.

"Beat hiss' White azz!"

[jayrod2]

If amber lamps would take off those headphones for a second he wouldnt have to call her.

[lifehackertips]

her name is Allison Budzinski

[slapshotLC]

amber lamps.... hehe classic. and yeah shes cute.

[samur3]

shes the first thing i noticed when i watched the epic beard man fight... so weird how shes getting attention... shes a peaceful goddess not interested in the quarrels of man.. she must speak out

[TheJcp1234]

That girl is a dumb whore.

[aciddmc]

@TheJcp1234 ur a homo aren't you?

[TheJcp1234]

@aciddmc LOL! No.

[davidterrell]

SOMEONE FIND HER! (if she isn't found already xD)

[Keeperofthevalt]

i need to rind amber lamps all night long

[bjnboy]

Didn't this video used to have "Hey there Delilah" as the song? Why did he change it if so?

[misterindifferent]

@1237120 i could have swore it did..

[2Sumner4]

@1237120 For responding like that, your as bad as the motherfucker who got his ass whooped in the original video, bitch.

[4estpreznel]

@2Sumner4 I think you mean "you're", not "your". Does the period go inside the quotes?

[2Sumner4]

@4estpreznel Oh, you're right. It's "you're". btw the period goes outside the quotes, unless it's apart of ...like... dialogue.

[spotturo]

@1237120 fuck you, horrible cunt, maybe its you who should burn in a fire.

[pizzamanopenup]

I think I'm in love with Amber Lamps.

[Chim510]

This took place on the NL line and she obviously stuck around cos she already paid her $3 to go over the Bay to SF! Would you pay another $3 to wait a half-hour for the next transbay bus just cos a fight broke out? Hell naw!

[TheUrbanZone]

AMBER LAMPS!!!

[BOBSAGETPWNSURFACE]

hahahahaahaha lol so hard call da ambalamps hahahahahaahah exactly what that nigga said

[BlasterMastro]

She was listening to this song

A wizard told me in a dream.

[bigbad1000do7a]

MARRY ME AMBER LAMPS

[frenchydal]

In Soviet Russia, bus fight you.

[BenitoKun]

'call the amberlamps!'

she's RIGHT THERE dude...jeeez

[OlderG0ds]

@BenitoKun Amber Lamps is a registered nurse, she simply didn't care about the broken-faced bleeding negra.

[joshyman12312]

in Soviet russia, lamp ambers you

[jedd1981]

i luv you amba lamps!!!

[brokensoul619]

Shes so......... oh ohh black betty amber lamps

[Sabohaque]

Call Amber Lamps

[RG7621]

She was beard guy's guardian angel. That's why she's never been since.

[llloydlot]

Wow! Alot of lowlife perverts here. Dumbasses making videos of a random girl, i should call the police on y'all.

[pbmdh]

It's youtube you stupid nigger, the cops wouldn't do anything.

[llloydlot]

@pbmdh Stfu you dumb redneck stalker aka peodphile.

[joshyman12312]

@llloydlot PEODPHILE??????

[IauthenticI]

@llloydlot

Why are you here sir?

[AsianHideOut]

our goddess

[styike]

LMFAO! BLACK PEOPLE LOVE AMBER LAMPS

I wish i was CRISPY TOO (t t)

[fletchdrebon]

this is funny stuff

[grendeljack]

All hail the goddess of serenity.

[flippywar]

Michael doesnt deserve Amber Lamps!!!

[phubans]

I was raped by this girl at a party once. She lives in Emeryville, CA (near Oakland) and I met her at this party. We were talking in someone's bedroom and I started getting dizzy so I had to lay down; I think she put something in my drink. I was out and I kept coming into consciousness briefly and every time I was she was on top of me doing shit. I told her to stop but I couldn't do anything but mumble and pass out again. It was all a very traumatic experience for me :(

Dylan, male rape victim

[Sanana135]

@phubans Are you being serious?

[SONYandMICROSOFT]

@phubans Damn luckty bastard.

[Thecheckerchex]

@phubans lies. if it's not penetration, it's not rape.

[attorneysruinedusa]

this is great!!!

[geoffo88]

You're a good singer

[BillyLikesPoon]

Creepy.. watching this made me ashamed of myself..

[endofsuffering83]

@BillyLikesPoon Brother you really need a girlfriend and so does the maker of this video.

[BillyLikesPoon]

@endofsuffering83 I do? You also watched the video, and then scanned the comments just to find someone to dog on..

[535manbearpig]

amber lamps just looks so calm

[GauchoKnight72]

WHITE POWER!!!

[Schotta001]

AMBER LAMPS WILL YOU MARRY ME??

[bklynAtrain]

DUMB VIDEO!

[ogopogo18]

I love 'Sex and Candy', good choice for this vid

[famsb9]

amber lamps must be like wtf my names not amber lamps

[Rocky183]

I don't get the "you would leak too if you were sitting next to her"

Also, why "Amber Lamps"?

[ranDUMBcomment]

@Rocky183 The black guy was leaking blood from his nose.

As in, he got punched in the nose. Blood as dripping down.

So if you were to sit next to her, your nose will bleed/leak.... -.-

Also the black guy asked for an ambulance.

But he pronounced it as Amba-Lamps.

"Call the AmbaLamps !!"

Lmao.

[getduloh]

huge lol @ :43

[sebbspato2]

I know her.

Unfortunately I can't tell you her name, she wouldn't appreciate it.

[spartanazteca]

@sebbspato2 riiight

[brybry19871987]

How fucking crazy are you? The fact that even the original video got big fucking baffles me, but now you guys are making videos about this shit? People, go into the workforce its a lot more beneficial....

[MoRgUe27]

@brybry19871987 and yet you're the one here crying about it...what does that say about YOU? maybe you should take your own advice

[brybry19871987]

@MoRgUe27 haha I'm at work when I'm on youtube. I get paid a good deal of money to sit at a computer for 8 hours. So...... Shut it ep ep?

[sirrington]

If the world is going to end I bet you that Amber is just going to sit there listening to her Ipod as if nothing is happening...

[spartanazteca]

@sirrington lmfao so true. :D

[bcondarco]

it's about time someone else noticed her! AMBERLAMPS!!

[Binerycode]

rule34DOTpahealDOTnet/post/vie­w/426709 RULE 34 of amber lamps

[MRX31605]

I'D KILL FOR A GLASS OF MILK FROM HER TITS

SHE IS A GODLIKE CREATURE FROM CHERNOBYL UKRAINE...

[1237120]

@9juju6

I see what you did thar

[hoz49]

She's an exchange student from Bosnia. Fights on a bus are nothing new to Amber. She doesn't get excited until heads start rolling.

[jayrod2]

@hoz49 Man that made me lol!

[pater429]

i bet she is a naughty slut sometimes lol

[Sepia1989]

Her name is Allison Budzinski I think

[tumbledownz]

She looks a bit socially phobic or something. Either way, lol at all the creepy stalker types worshipping some random chick.