: Zip Codes : Foamy The Squirrel

[KCDxSHOW]

I feel ur pain bro -_____-

[Rigicai05]

I have a powerup rewards card to gamestop and they only talk to me about it once when i make a purchase or trade. for 30 seconds. it's not bad. Reply to this anyway u want.

[Spambassador]

Ive worked at places that made us to do the stupid credit card/spam shit. I hated it. I apologized everytime a customer who got upset. I hated it. SO MUCH. FORGIVE ME LORD FOAMY, I GAVE IT ALL AWAY FOR THE SWEET, SWEET DOLLAR

[Rande665]

that motherfucker at the end of the video came straight out of Foamys heart

[AJTwister97]

I have never seen him so pissed!

O_O

[z10006]

Greatest starsmucks rant, for more entertainment I'd love to see pill-z on coffee

[HinataChick38]

@z10006 Just to make it funny, it's either probably make him hyper faster than the speed of time, light, and sound, or it'd just mellow him out.

[TheRealThreeP]

"I will fucking kill you! Do you hear me?! I will tear off your fucking balls and staple them to your fucking head!!" If I had a dollar for every time I felt like saying that to a Friday's waiter, I'd probably have... a whole fuckload of dollars.

[CombateArmsOndraya]

Foamy should go to Tim Hortons instead

[pradageek19]

foamy is my idol. lolz XD

[lampshade1227]

OMG I've never seen Foamy so angry!

[ShuuichiMinamino25]

This is my favorite Star-Schmucks episode ever! I love how Foamy just loses his mind!

[TheMeimei2011]

so true........i dont want fucking paperwork when im trying to buy my fucking coffee!!!!!!!!!!

[wolfiemjm]

mother fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Littlemandude11]

2:08 for what everyone is talking about

[JournalOfCN]

MOTHER FUCKER SIZED COFFEE! FUCK YEAH!

[ChaoticShadowMegami]

BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!

[IrenaTheWiccan]

Wow, Foamy shows such hostility towards someone in this.

[AmazingAura01]

Mother Fucker!

[supersapphirequeen]

why da hell would go through all that shit, and spend 7$ when i can make some coffe at home?

[mynameis91223]

coffee black coffee just black with DARKNESS!!!

[SeaBisquitBurrito]

That better be a BIG ass cookie for $7.00!!! O_O

[Hezpak]

Soon enough playing video games will require all this. Sigh.

[TheBrokenEclipse]

Sad thing is that this is all true...

[agoble389]

Gotta love foamy. His anger and smart ass comments are awesome.

[KingGhidorah5464]

i have never seen foamy this angry....

[gigan7000]

I WILL TEAR OFF YOU F...ING BALLS AND STAPLE THEM TO YOUR F...ING FOR HEAD STOP F...ING AROUND AND GIVE ME MY F...ING COFFIE

[vain163]

cookie..... $7.00



[tharailwaydra]

now i take foamy seriously with his zop code and that he lives in space.

[SoulKiller7Eternal]

This is my girlfriend in the morning...do not piss her off! o.o

[MistaOppritunity]

@SoulKiller7Eternal This is foamy all the time. Don't piss him off -.-

[HappyIsFleeting]

@SoulKiller7Eternal Yea, Foamy with eat your nuts then regurgitate them down your throat.

[JustFour4Laughs]

I live in space. Above the Earth. It was the first zip code.

[HouseOfHomie]

COFFEE, JUST COFFEE, BLACK, WITH DARKNESS!!!!!!

[YamanekoshiroYoukai]

I wouldn't give my zipcode and number to the businesses either. Soon as you stop buying from them, they will come to your house and murder you to keep you from taking your money elsewhere. See how persistent they are for your information??

[OfficalSublift]

"motherfucker" at the end killed me , laughed myself to death

[demondkiller666]

who else whats to hug the fucking living shit out of that little squirl

[lexalina132]

craby with out his coffe O.O

[NakedLeafProductions]

My Zip Code is 0.0.0.0.0.0.0.1

[TheMacowacko]

Coming between foamy and his Coffee is the worst mistkae you can make.

[Bocktai5]

i went to starbucks and they dont do this anymore because i repeated what foamy said VERBATIM

[linkkopervos]

LMAO best foamy rant yet

[Wabaanimkii]

Just take caffine pills and wash em down with an energy drink.

Woohoo's for about three hours.

[williammorley]

all businesses do it , sir-bla blah blah-just givve me my COFFEE!!!!!! priceless-annyisit79

[BOTDFjeffreestarBVB]

motherf*cker lmfao i love you foamy <3

[RblxWarlord14235]

"I will f*cking kill you, do you hear me, I will tear off your f*cking balls , and staple them to your f*cking forehead, stop f*cking around and give me my f*cking coffee!"

[nerdyfun101]

XD

i would've just walked out. lol!

[XxtokitalolitaxX]

I did not know that mother fucker was a size of coffee...

[LabyrinthOfDream]

@XxtokitalolitaxX regardless, i am ordering it next time i go to starfucks

[marynn14]

holy f*k!!!!!! i f*king love foamy!!!! XD

[China9235]

XD i love how foamy says "Mother F*cker" lol

[SLBalletDancer]

Sounds a lot like me in the morning when I am trying to get my coffee and we have to go through this shit at Starshmuks. -.-

[SupaKoopaKid64]

1:14

I would've walked out by this point

[hgfdsa331]

I love how zip means dick in Kuwait.

[funnyboy1200]

i would like a grande please........... sur

[funnyboy1200]

no MY zip code is 0000.....0

[666theone666]

The "As Seen On" says it was scene on "My Chemical Romance"...Who else is disturbed by this?

[602representing]

i LIKE THE MUTHA FUCKER* at the end

[ilari3524]

I WILL RIP OFF YOU BALLS AND STAPLE THEM TO YOUR FOREHEAD!!

[KodyDK]

@ilari3524 you missed 2 FUCKING's

[KyiKyo95]

You know... I wouldn't be surprised if Foamy was telling the truth about the 00000 thing. He's, like... what, 200 years old? 400?

[thecraZypopcornxD]

@aggron453 haha lolz

[DarkPoisonLady92]

now if the coffee clerk was replaced by Germaine, Foamy would have stabbed her in the beginning and gotten his own coffee lol

[123mehat]

Foamy is cool like a rich person! Love him! So much!

[123mehat]

Fuck you

[kalebvickers09]

MOTHERFUCKER...

[jffry890]

it is kinda rediculous. blizzard has a world of warcraft credit card now. spend $1000 and get a free month of wow! lol

[faylinameir]

@jffry890 they never gave me one although I tried several times, HOWEVER its not that hard to do. If you use it instead of a debit card and just pay it off every month, you could basically get free wow all year long.

[darknessengulfsme]

Foamy rules!

[darknessengulfsme]

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if this shit actually happened at a coffee shot nowadays.

[KitsuneSpyk]

........ This sounds like me when I need coffee

[trickyfoxart]

if that happened to me i would go behind the counter and get my own coffee

[AegisNova]

Foamy, just admit you left your rewards card at home... :D

[Jerkwad152]

"Motherfucker."

Incidentally, that's my catchphrase as well.

[terrfomp92]

I learned something today: Don't stand in between Foamy and his coffee.

[SicotheClown]

Motherfucker sized coffee!!!

[Malakian720]

As seen on My Chemical Romance? What the fuck ?

[Dizzle429]

Favorite Video!!!!<3<3<3<3<3

[chikaBbeasten]

Clerk:if u use your starscmucks credit card u will save 10%.

Foamy: dude. I just wasted 10% of my life! Just give me my fucking coffee!!! LOL

[insaneantisocialist]

I love the way the coffee guy says, "There's no need to be RUDE...sir." It cracks me up and I even don't know why.

[omgtheykilledkenny15]

i actualy love the coffee guy :)

[ZakBaganslover4ever9]

coffee guy is really stupid and gay

[ZakBaganslover4ever9]

HI-LARY-US

[AvengedSevenfold60]

1:20 is the best part :D

[uchihaxblades]

Motherfucker..!!!! XDD love that part

[strontiumXnitrate]

I laughed. I really laughed. For real. Really. No boobs or anything, I just laughed. Out loud.

[renoloverxoxo]

We ask for phone numbers and email addresses for coupons. You're allowed to opt out of it. It's not required, but since I work at Bath&Body, people like to get coupons since shit is expensive XD

[castingmaster101]

FUCKING LOVE THAT SQUIRREL the dumbass coffee dude sometimes funny but not always

[invaderzimrocks13]

I said "coffe, black coffe, with darkness" every time I go to a coffe shop LOL

[david11607]

Do you wanna donate a DOllarr... I will fucking kill you LOL!!!!!!!!!

[MrDustey]

who else saw the $5 cake crumb

[NinjaRacoonDelta2]

black coffee. Just black. WITH DARKNESS!

[TheSnowyice]

OMG I hate it when you're trying to buy something and they give yu 20 freaking questions like that. Then they ask for your number. I don't even know my own phone number lol.

[Lizardtech5]

I have never seen foamy this pissed off! O_o and foamy has a good point about the opening accounts and social security number things.

[theyoda55]

Foamy has his normal anger.... but this episode had the stirrings of truly snapping and unleashing squirrely wrath.

[sdp271]

"I will fucking kill you. Do you hear me? I will tear off your fucking balls, and staple them to your fucking forehead! Stop. Fucking. Around. And get me my FUCKING COFFEE!!!"

If Foamy were to say that to me in that exact same tone he said to that dick, I'd be scared shitless. That may be the first time I've heard Foamy sound actually menacing.

[MurasakiTsukimaru]

68 people work at Starschmucks.

[MistaOppritunity]

you know, doesn't it bother you when the toprated comment is something that was said in the video? why the hell would somebody like that? I mean, If i wanna hear it again, I will. I read the comments section to hear peoples UNTROLL LIKE opinions. I read the comments to see witty comments about what happened in the video. But apparently, I can't expect that. I give the rest of my generation too much credit...

[YTChernovx]

@MistaOppritunity

And even when they just re-post shit from the video, they spell it wrong completely.

[Link53pro]

@MistaOppritunity dude, i completely agree.... these morons have no idea of the paradoxial hypocritical mass that their comments are reaching...

[TheSlasher6]

@MistaOppritunity its because the dumbasses that also have seen the awesomeness of Foamy have no clue how they can top him psychologically and so...they lower their standards to copyrighting things like this in the comments section

[trenroku]

i would love the end of this to be a ring tone "MotherFucker...!"

[momiselami13]

fomay: yeah exactly thats y the economy is going soo well

clerk: um the economy is not doing well....sir

foamy: i kno that u fuckin moron i was being fuckin sarcastic

[lawl114]

GIVE ME MY FUCKING COFFEE BEFOR I TEAR OF YOUR PALLS AND STAPLE THEM TO YOUR FOREHEAD!!!! lololololol

[sicksargent11]

Posts comment of video* I better get a thumbs up for this like these other two guys did ^^

[terrfomp92]

We've learned not to stand in the way of Foamy and his coffee.

[dp2pl8]

this shit amazing when you are drunk off your arse

[nadaijalauture101]

1:23 is the funniest he has a problem with balls

[gir8youcapcake]

MOTHER-FUCKER!!! lmfao!

[ultimentman2]

Clerk: "Okay, now what size did you---"

*pulls out combat knife*

Me: "Just...give...me...my....FUCK­ING COFFEE, COMPREHEND THIS YOU STUPID COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING ASSWIPE DIRTY TWAT PIECE OF SHIT FART HEADED BASTARD!?"

[AppleBabe101]

lmao this is hilarious! i also do comedy videos plz check them out and subscribe they are called bety thompkinz.. i am an insane girl who escaped from the physic ward

[DontDoDrugsGiveHugs1]

Darkness cost extra.

[Luio1814]

Guy... Would you like grande tall or ven tee  fomy... Mother fucᏜr

[shadowdroid776]

why are the top comments about the same thing???

[epaul1530]

Fucking great:) foamy rules. Mother fucker!!!! Best ending ever.

[DallmanMan]

cant breathe!



[ghoshtkilla13]

Good job I love smartass

People

[HostClubTwinsRule]

"Im going to FUCKING kill you. You hear that? Kill you!"

YOU GO FOAMY!!!!

[angrybirdsforever]

Is it true that Franklin is really gay?

[zero20cv]

@angrybirdsforever that's his name

[twee881]

Oh, what do you know: another video with both top comments spoiling the video

Come on, people

[ariesgirl89]

im surprised he didnt bitch abt the fact that his coffee was almost $20 bucks

[itsSummy]

Best part f all time :D 2:05

[SicotheClown]

Thumbs up for motherfucker sized coffee!

[darkartsmaster16]

im drinking black coffee and eating a bagel with cream cheese while watching this haha

[anyankafan]

Not to rag on the great Foamy... b ut if he stopped yelling, it'd all go a lot quicker :P

[cecon767]

i really cant stand this clerk... i would have sacrificed him long long long ago..... never downplay the power of foamy!!!!!



[jmallicat]

my friend is nao banned from starbucks for this lol ^_^



[develeto21]

17.25!!!!!!!! That's ridiculous!!

[TheCoolLosers3000]

never EVER piss off the mighty foamy!

[AgentZombieMan]

his name is Franklin

[cyanmanta]

@AgentZombieMan ... He was a showgirl...

[brix0201]

This is so funny I am going to rip your fucking balls and staple them to your kornek hahahahahahsha

[AggroVolken]

I went to a Starbucks one time because it was the closest place available during the lunch rush to get coffee and I had an employee like that serving me. Seriously, if I wanted a card, then leave order forms at the front and I will tear one off and fill/submit it later. Do not ask me at the counter thus wasting other peoples' time. Even if I did have one, I would have had it out before approaching the counter and have given it to them when making the purchase like every other normal human being.

[extremewrestlingfan8]

Black Coffee just Black with Darkness

[shadowdroid776]

foamy just described me when i wake up :3

[ab2aasd]

achievement unlocked: rageaholic

foamy has reached a new level of pissed

[darkoblivion231]

Dude, if there was actually a coffee size called "Mother Fucker", I would so drink it.

[conskript]

Transscribe audio dares not mock foamys' voice.. BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE FOAMY CULT!

[TheChristinaBeth]

Why is that coffee almost $18? I mean... is made of actual darkness from like... space???

[giranddomo]

this is so funny i almost spit out my drink out of my mouth when i was watching this

[sexybunnyxox]

The weird thing is I stopped in a starbucks yesterday to buy a hot chocolate, and when the girl said tall I was about to say "No, I wanted a small" I think this was in another foamy video but when I hear tall i always think their going to give me a large,for a split second. :/

[EmoIssues]

did no one notice that he charged him $17.25 for a black coffee?

[chevychevelle396]

After not seeing this for oh four months, it's nice to see my Lord and Master again!

[ScytherLord]

xD so typical

[jegsimmonsproduction]

i bet foamy and denis leary send each other fan mail.

[MrCautionflammable]

were's the love it button?

[936Juggalos]

18 bucks for a cup of fucking coffee?!?!?!?!!?!?

[DestructiveWolf96]

66 people have been called mother f****ers!

[shamimaa]

lmfaooo xD

[pwnagesince1337]

"Would you like that Grande, Tall or Vente?"

"Motherfucker..!"

LOVE IT!

[DestructiveWolf96]

I LOVE THIS!!!

[deaderdeadbpu]

Foamy size: Mother fucker!

[xNaruBaka]

[HOMESTUCK ALERT]

I doubt anyone would get this, but I could see Karkat Vantas being like this if he was a little more obnoxiously hyper xDDD

[Zappy723]

The coffee guys a homosexual nuff said

[JavaJaxRex]

You heard him! Get the motherfucker size!

[Starfox513]

he wants the size MOTHER FUCKER fix it for him >:L

[EarthBoundBaby]

@maidenluva47

No doubt! I almost shat myself laughing when he closed with that! Do you know how often in my life I've felt that frustrated and homicidal at the exact same time?!

[HopeAngel777]

I'VE ACTUALLY SEEN PPL LIKE THAT CASHIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spiffy143]

As seen on My Chemical Romance???

[ilovesweattea1]

@spiffy143 Haha thats how I found these videos I was looking up MCR stuff and the ones with foamys voice but Gerards picture poped up:)♫♥

[Fantasiponnyn]

Is it so hard to understand? i want it dark bitch!

[AnticCafeluver]

i pretty much have to say this stuff at kmart >___<;;

[hollowosamudiamen]

He is one rant away from squirrelly wrath on Starshumcks Coffee

[chibichibiluv]

"Mother fucker" lol pricless the lord and master is pissed

[Suzumiyagirl01]

"Um...the Economy is not doing well...sir.."

"I know that, you Fucking Moron...im being Fucking SARCASTIC!"

[ShadowStep66]

god i hate when coffee shops do this

[cyanmanta]

When they ask you the zip code, just lie to them. Use an old zip code or, if you're from out of town, just give them the local zip.

[snaplesugar]

I love the sarcasm line!

[kilala434]

hey foamy you mad bro

[MrMittensKillsUsAll]

MUTHER. FUCKER.

...you already told me the price...

[NeitouSama]

He wants the motherfucker size XD

[loveablefilms]

I love you foamy. XDDDDDDDD

[bloody00resurection]

Grande...Tall...or Ven-te

-motherfucker lol

[Purplelady0790]

Just give the damn squirrel his damn coffee.

[Purplelady0790]

that so stupid, I mean what if they don't want to give them the zipcode?

[ArmyGuy543]

Prices

Tall: $3.00

Grande: $5.00

Ven-Tee: $9.00

Your plain, black coffee today will be $17.25

[InwardChaos93]

OOhh..... So, what size did you want? Grande, tall, or Ven-tee?

Motherfucker.....

win.