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  • Islam is evil

  • actually, if you'd read the story of what happened on the road to Emmaus in the new testament you'd know that peace be upon you was used by the Christians first.

    It got copied, among some other things, by the muslims.

    its fine with me, it's a good greeting to use.

  • @lebell79

    to bad christians dont use it any more, but muslims does.. just like muslims use the LAW of God, but christians dont...

    like Jesus said in matthew 5:17: "Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them."

  • He's a religious headcase.

  • he is gr8 mash-Allah

  • nt funny :/

  • I'd probably laugh if terrorists say salam walaykum or whteva...lol!!

  • this is about as funny as finding out your mum has face cancer

  • T_T not funny

  • good show

  • He is very funny =D lol

  • He's pretty funny. 

  • im atheist and i thought he was very funny my point being it doesnt matter what religion you are comedy is comedy great vids keep it up

  • iam as a muslim i thank you for your kind comment

    and you're an educated person .. respect for you from a muslim my friend :)

  • 2ooooooooooooooooooooooooo  funny

  • just one ask are u making the muslim faith ridiculous or what....

  • the pants joke!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahaha very true

  • nice nice! keep up the good work!

  • He`s not funny. Allah did a crappy job. This is not stand-up comedy, this is 9 minute Islam-commercial.

  • i love this.never seen it before didn't think comedy was allowed in the muslim faith. this a better light to show the muslim faith.

  • nice way to show ourselves

  • hhhhhhhhhhh that's so funny yaa....

    i mean 4 real muslm'z r a peacefull comunti...and lovin one's...but we understand them wrong..be cuz ...some of da media r ...sayin alotta of wrong thing's about them....

  • this guy is funny

  • Why is it that some people are so sensitive when it comes to their own religions and races, but laugh when it is to do with others. Hmm, point to ponder. It's all in fun and one should focus on our similarities. Probably, only idiots, hypocrites, uneducated and the intolerant would be pissed.

  • @earthstar TOTALLY agree...they criticize and judge other religions or cultures but when someone in their community does something wrong, there's always some kind of divine reason for it....anyways, he's a comedian i.e. making people LAUGH, to take it easy on themselves...and in fact, to everyone who's getting so offended, that's exactly the kind of people he's making fun of lol

  • W00t I got to meet him in person 2 years ago!

    and mashallah he was hilarious.

  • @82812007 ..you do know its a comedy show -___-. im a muslim and people like you annoy me...cant you just enjoy something without critisizing what other people do.

    im just sayin. i think you certainly might have some more important think to do then to then observing they way people laugh...

  • comedians of any background usually do a quick bit on race, so i didnt find azhar anywhere close to ground breaking, but after he warmed up the crowd and went into what he wanted to say... it's hard not to like him.

    keep in mind, im definitely NOT as a muslim.

  • Excellent may Allah bless you for this upload! Muslims have a sense of humour too!!!!

  • i love the black and latino muslims!

  • الله هو كلب خنزير

  • @Vidar1979 , و الله ما كلب و لا خنزير إلا أنت و أشكالك..لك يوم رح تقابله فيه

  • Uhhh pple,

    Muslims r laffing bcaz it's funny and all u non-muslims stop blieving all de lies dat the media is feeding u, Islam is about peace n justice, u shood do ur reasearch b4 u believe the media :|

  • I'm not sure why people are dissing this guy. Humour is humour regardless of its origin. People need to lighten up. Whats wrong with seeing the rediculousness of certain stereotypes. Far to often we paint people of the same race or religion with a wide brush and condemn without cause.I think this comedian is looking at softer side of the stereotype associated with his culture.

    Good for him.

  • this is really not funny! hes not really flowing with this comedy...

    i dont understand why everyone is laughing

  • u shit head why dont u shut ur mothe The muslims are ashemed of u pakistany shit

  • SOOOO FUN ;D - ALLAHU AKBAR <3

  • not really good :P but he looks funny lol

  • we got mohammad right there xdxd

  • Only people who would find this funny is Muslims.... I mean with jokes like I will die for this country by blowing myself up!!! A lot of people won't find that funny!

    No offence u guys ... it's an opinion

  • omg he has the coolest voice

    so funny 2

  • thiz guy rox ..,., ;)slaamz to all brothers and sisters\

  • hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • wow the audience sucks

  • very good comic

  • Only muslims are allowed to make fun of islam

    Which make muslims hypocrates! If none muslim was allowe to make fun om muslim terrorist world would be a better place. Does muslim have humour? Then they should understand the cartoons!

  • terrorist!

    lol jk he's pretty funny

  • im sorry but this guy is just not funny...at all. i suppose you have to be a fuzzy face,terrorist.

  • I still don't understand why people care about other peoples religions. If we truly had respect, we wouldn't care.

  • Moslems kill an awful lot of people considering it's a religion of peace.

  • Moslems kill an awful lot of people considering it's a religion of peace.

  • Salamwalaikum in normal way..lol..The best one is Pakistani aunty salam n also Arab salam...ROFL

    Awesome...Really Hilarious!! The best way to spread messages...Keep it up Azhar bro...

  • Salamwalaikum in normal way..lol..The best one is Pakistani aunty salam n also Arab salam...ROFL

    Awesome...Really Hilarious!! The best way to spread messages...Keep it up Azhar bro...

  • did azhar just drink beer? Or maybe wine? Cause they are haram! I thought he was Muslim. And, why is the audience clapping? Clapping is haram! And Azhar also cursed at around 8:30seconds. He said the F word.

  • did azhar just drink beer? Or maybe wine? Cause they are haram! I thought he was Muslim. And, why is the audience clapping? Clapping is haram! And Azhar also cursed at around 8:30seconds. He said the F word.

  • brother i believe our prophet (S) wud be proud of this beautiful peaceful way of stopping the steriotypes of muslims

  • brother i believe our prophet (S) wud be proud of this beautiful peaceful way of stopping the steriotypes of muslims

  • If I really was a muslim fundamentalist terrorist, this is probably not the disguise I would go with.

    Amen

  • I Love this guy, i even put it in my ipod, so i can have a great time, great guy, keep'em rolling

  • Hey,this is rude u know just like when muslim make funny of Jesus,aren't u mad?!!!!!!!think about it

  • Omg at 2:00 he sound's just like Papalazru from the league of gentlemen

  • that is laliza.. its contain no alcohol...

  • is he drinking a beer?

  • it's a bottle of perrier sparkling water

  • no, it's a perrier bottle

  • @TheMrpalid ofcourse not -_-

  • You said you have restricted comments. well that is not what the internet is about any one should be able to comment no matter how much anyone else disagrees in these days of party fed media, we should all be allowed to vent our anger, frustrations, even our predudices.

    any way this guy is about as funny as a fire in an orphanage. shalom

  • can somebody please explain o me what is so funny about someone using the deen to make jokes?

  • Sweet vid! :D

  • so true ^^

  • بارك الله فيك اخي

  • this is hilarious!!!

  • brother azhar usman really allh made u funny and so nice man .keep going brother .we can't stop watch you

  • he not funny he need yo shave look clean first your appearance dude.

  • I think he did verry good :)

    Who can do a funny joke on one word "Salem alakum" more than 10 times..

    He did it in everyway possible, and on point everytime.

  • lame..such a bearded guy can only be scary..never funny

  • Would have liked to know how the asian muslims are saying it :)

  • you are perfect brother

  • no one is perfect

  • nice video

  • the girl wearing hijab at 1:27 is cute...

  • he is hilarious

  • dude just lighten up man.take it easy.

  • Why Are Some People Being Rude?

    I Personally Think This Is A Awsome Video.

    Keep It Up!

  • @MrAhsanRules are you muslim ???

  • naaakEeD@

    read about Islam history and u will finde answers and u will know how kind Muslims are and how media made u swallow its fool idea about islam or maybe other bad muslims "all religions got bad believers"

  • Fuck Allah. Also fuck any other god, you sick religious idiots.

  • he needs to work on his delivery a little.

  • hes average-not that funny.most of the jokes dont come off

  • Well what is so funny that all muslims are laughing. is this what Islam teaches us to make fun of other races. I dont think this guy with his fake beard is really a good muslim

  • lighten up, he's a comedian....

  • When a Muslim is sawing the head off someone while screaming Allah Achbar, is this a comedy thing too?

  • not bad at all bro

  • u muslems are mainly weak minded people &

    in so many ways

    why dont u people earn the respect of the worl by showing the good side of Islam rather than the rubbish we see all the time, especially with the over exagerated anger over tiny little things

  • Your genralization humors me. You obviously have never been to a Muslim country before and are brainwashed by modern day media. Ignorance..

  • @naaakEeD you'd see the good side of islam if you just looked out for it bro....and in fact you're the one that's weak minded as you don't even have the power to see what the media is feeding you....and what do you mean by 'over exaggerated anger'?

  • Islam is feeding the media....all lies and a false face of moderate Muslims..religion of peace propaganda etc..Islam essentially is a tyranny that kills non Muslims, chops hands, beheads people.

  • is baba ali ok comdien oh is he wroung and can u pleae tell me wats wroung wit this guys jokes thank u

  • awesome

  • FIRST OF ALL I DO NOT THINK HE IS A MUSLIM secondly even if he is i think not anymore cause we`re muslims we don`t make islam as funny as you do azhar so watch your back finally allah made us more than funny he made us think witch wrong and right to find out there is allah in our life ton obey him day and night..

  • @FrAlshammary I are right!

  • nice comedy man, great stand up

  • why do you do this???? i dont understand it..

    Our Nabi Prophet Muhammad(pbuH) have said it very clear

    D O

    N O T

    I M I T A T E

    christians, jews or others

    stand up comedy have been used in ages from babylon to mock truth.

    woman and men laughing i dont understand it... plz dont give me a stupid reply better to keep it for urself.. this is hypocrite and american made.

  • yes, he sed humiliate them, can marry underage girls, hit them when they disobey their husbands. push jews an xtians to the edge of the pavement. no amount'v comickin is gunna get rid'v the codswollup that is obscurantist islam.

  • dont diss the endo pak bro pakistani auntie thats a classic iknow a few my dad is paki

  • can anbody tell me that does celebrate milad-un-nabi???????? or is he a qwarij????????!!

  • Poor intro and outdated material. Russel Peters, at least in my opinion, surpasses Usman. Think about his material for a second, and don't interpret this as criticism, but his 9/11 story? That did not surprise me, it was almost enevitable.

  • of course other comedians don't cash in or get their jokes from political themes, and cultural sterotypes.

    I can name you endless comedians who use pretty similar events in the world to get jokes, but people like you do not notice that do you? every jewish comedian has a snipe about hamas, every irishman about IRA, but aw look at you... looking for some authencity and originality. Im sure he has more stage chrisma and humour than his critics...but don't interpret this as critcism.

  • at 3:30 was hilarious pakistani aunty....

  • ya he does his gig at the comedy place then he is going to head to the airport to try to blow it up GET HIM OUT OF HERE

  • WoW mashallah hey this guy is funny!

  • hey good one !!!!

  • nine elven >>>>seven elven may b

  • @hmdlalfalaq *the ones i know

  • allah does not make people funny

    you tryin to say you look funny

    allah will show you funny at day of jujment

  • Great

  • i love it he is brileant

  • if one of you hypocrites actually look in the quran it say terrorism is ritual of hell. Also threes a difference between terrorism and fighting for your beliefs. for instants if i said to you your mom's a piece of shit you would swear at me because your fighting for your beliefs, you wouldn't start kill my family. so why are all Muslims bombers then ?

  • I love it and it's brileant oh ye

  • The Koran is a book of hatred!

  • @helianimal so how about bible?

  • And disassociate yourself from those who took their religion as jest and laughing stock [fun] and were deceived by the this life and remind by It [Quran] Quran 95:4; 9:82; 6:70; 7:51

  • فَلْيَضْحَكُواْ قَلِيلاً وَلْيَبْكُواْ كَثِيراً جَزَآءً بِمَا كَانُواْ يَكْسِبُونَ { وَذَرِ الَّذِينَ ٱتَّخَذُواْ دِينَهُمْ لَعِباً وَلَهْواً وَغَرَّتْهُمُ ٱلْحَيَٰوةُ ٱلدُّنْيَا وَذَكِّرْ بِهِ ...

  • { لَقَدْ خَلَقْنَا ٱلإِنسَانَ فِيۤ أَحْسَنِ تَقْوِيمٍ }

    ALLAH Says: Verily We have created man in the best form, they reject and say ALLAH created me funny and they laugh. ALLAH Says So, they must laugh a little and cry much as a recompense of what they used to gain [by rejecting ALLAHS Ayat]. Therefore, the true Moslims must not support this group of the rejecters of the Quran and not laugh with them, because ALLAH also Says: 95:4; 9:82;

  • haha arabonics

  • your not funny and why anyone whants to look like that??please explain i dont get it

  • oh this guy is sooooooooooo funny and intelligent .

  • With all due respect to this comedian and other muslims comedians..I don't find making fun of 9/11 at all funny..Further to say to the west..I didn't do it..get over it. Westerners are forver being told that our governments are killings arabs..so shouild we say..we didn't do it. Stop playing the victims ye muslims, I don't know of any other faith that openly glories martyrdom..and if they did..that was the middle ages..aside from the Irish terrorist. But then I am not defending them either.

  • @MrFatbibi DUDE ISLAM DOES NOT ALLOW TERRORISM BUT YES WE GLORIFY OUR MARTYRS BECAUSE THEY DID A DEED..HECK ANYONE OF YOU WOULD GLORIFY THE MARTYDOM OF ANY OF YOUR MARTYRS THOSE WHO DIE FOR COUNTRY WAT DO YOU CALL THEM DEAD? KNOW YOU CALL THEM MARTYRS MUSLIMS ARE NOT BONDED BY COUNTRY AND CITIZENSHIP THEY HAVE A FAITH TO DEFEND...YOU CALL YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ISLAM HECK I BET YOU DON'T EVEN KOW HOW TO SPELL MUHAMMAD

    YOU ARE NOTHING BUT AN IGNORANT ISLAMOPHOBIC...

  • He was good...specially the last joke about the disguise.

  • Jesus Christ has returned. I AM.

  • ur not imposter

  • lol' you gta get the bobble head going!' thats so true as well!!

    And pakistani aunty, both classics!!

  • this guys not funny

  • He is funnier then you will ever be

  • haha...long live RELIGION..i mean all.

  • Sorry...he seems nice enough, but the guy's just not funny. His observations are too predictable or too stereotyped to be funny. But it is great to see muslim comedian.

    OMG "Weapons of Math Instruction". Laboured.

  • Wow...kinda sad that my comment has upset some people...what, I'm not allowed an opinion because the guy's muslim?

  • u will know at the last day fucker

  • Isn't cursing a bad thing in your religion?

    How about being disrespectful?

  • Its funny how is mentions how white people greet each other like they want to kill each other.. and making Islam look so "peaceful." When in reality Islam is not even close to peace religion...

  • proof? islam has always meant peace. just look at where islam went, it always brought civilization to the lands. the enlightenment age of europe came through contact w/ Muslims.

  • True, however this was because the Arabic empire had kept Arabic records of classical European philosophical texts from the library of Alexandria, not to mention numerals in from India, and most of those documents were not kept but destroyed... alot of classical "civilization" was thus destroyed by the Arab invasions and only a small part of it "rediscovered" later.. of course they brought in some innovations as well, but nobody knows how much more was destroyed before that

  • @Q8ijin

    Yes, but the future of humanity is not through this kind of "We are better than you" thinking. The future is through "We are all people, and all equal" thinking.

    Civilisation is not about one race or religion being superior, it's about all people connecting, moving forward. Anything that gets in the way of that needs to be sidelined. That's what this guy represents, even though he's not that funny, what he's doing is important, breaking down barriers. Islam is not humourless!

  • what a load of crap. Peace? Do u really think that islam won favour by means of peace? How do u think the early converts were made. it was convert of die by the sword. Even apostacy-leaving islam is punishable by death according to sharia. The only reason Islam saw some sort of enlightenment was through muhammda dealings with the jews and christians who were already living in and around saudi b4 he ordered they be forever banished from mecca or medina for not converting.

  • Before you go off on stating "facts" handed down to you by FOX news or other organizations why don't you go study actual Islam in it's inception, hmm?

    It won favour by gathering numbers through peaceful preaching. Then they were persecuted. Even then they did not resort to violence. I won't call you ignorant but do get both sides of the story before making conclusions. Oh, and the information above is maintained by all Historians, not just Islamic ones. Anything else is deemed fabrication.

  • thats just the terrorists bitch. mos def is muslim. even your precious mj is muslim. malcolm x, nelson mandela, muhammad ali. i saw millions of whites during the hajj last year. word.

  • what do you know about islam?

  • stop watching TV , cuz islam is peaceful.

  • are they?

  • lol, ur too judgemental... try being open-minded.

  • AHHAHAAHHA omgggg

    just ROLFED WHEn he sayed "it means im gonna kill you"

  • Awesome!!! This brother is excellent Masha-Allah

  • I am pakistani and he is so right about pakistani auntis

  • this is not funny at all. sheer BS!!

  • Haha, hes funny and im muslim :)

    I think that it always makes people laugh and safe to laugh when someone makes fun of their own kind.

  • hahahahhahha OMG!!! he is sooo funny..XDXD

  • Wonder if this would be still funny if this was done by a non moslem?

  • now that you say that...it makes me wonder too:P

  • how and why man

  • Probably not. If he didn't have a beard either it wouldn't be as funny, I'm just being real.

  • @303bassline Ofcourse not.

  • lol the arab saying asalamo alaikum!!

    And the aunties!!

  • God bless him

  • I'm Hindu at this guy is funny.

  • lol PAKISTANI AUNTY

    !!! this guy is awesome

  • i lol i love this and i ame a jew

  • lmao!!!!!!!

    pakstani aunty hahahahahahahaha

  • Love Azhar Usman, he's hilarious. I own his original CD, it's still the best.

    As-Salāmu `Alaykum

    Namaste.

    Allah = Arabic word for God.

    Krsna = Sanskrit word for God

    Christ = Christian word for God

    There is no God but God. : )

    ∞Hare Krishna, Hare Krsna, Hare Krsta, Hare Christ∞

  • ahah he does look like leonadis..aahah and he has a 7-up bottle ...lol

  • LOL bob is SCARED! hahaha

    XD

  • lol HILARIOS! XD

    ^_^

  • hhhhhhhhhhhhh very funny

    make me happy

  • lol!!! i would die for this country. by blowing myself up, inside of a dunkin donuts!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. i really enjoyed dat part!!

  • its not beer its 7up. the old skool one

  • he looks like leonidas off 300 only fatter....

  • haaaah that mice

    nice

  • yah if it wasnt a muslim audience few ppl would be laughing

    the novelty of a muslim comedian who looks like a sterotypical muslim making jokes about how muslims are treated can only last so long. 10 minutes to be exact.

    Hes obviously biased towards muslims and so is the audience that is laughing, these are so called "moderate" muslims.

  • yeah, if he wasnt an american, he'd have his hand chopped off.

    The novelty of a racist who thinks they are making an intelligent and relevant point just reminds me of the reason we cant all just get along and have a good time.

    He's obviously some immature idiot who will grow up to hold office and cause more problems for decent Americans like myself.

    These kind of people are called idiots