actually, if you'd read the story of what happened on the road to Emmaus in the new testament you'd know that peace be upon you was used by the Christians first.
It got copied, among some other things, by the muslims.
to bad christians dont use it any more, but muslims does.. just like muslims use the LAW of God, but christians dont...
like Jesus said in matthew 5:17: "Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them."
i mean 4 real muslm'z r a peacefull comunti...and lovin one's...but we understand them wrong..be cuz ...some of da media r ...sayin alotta of wrong thing's about them....
Why is it that some people are so sensitive when it comes to their own religions and races, but laugh when it is to do with others. Hmm, point to ponder. It's all in fun and one should focus on our similarities. Probably, only idiots, hypocrites, uneducated and the intolerant would be pissed.
@earthstar TOTALLY agree...they criticize and judge other religions or cultures but when someone in their community does something wrong, there's always some kind of divine reason for it....anyways, he's a comedian i.e. making people LAUGH, to take it easy on themselves...and in fact, to everyone who's getting so offended, that's exactly the kind of people he's making fun of lol
@82812007 ..you do know its a comedy show -___-. im a muslim and people like you annoy me...cant you just enjoy something without critisizing what other people do.
im just sayin. i think you certainly might have some more important think to do then to then observing they way people laugh...
comedians of any background usually do a quick bit on race, so i didnt find azhar anywhere close to ground breaking, but after he warmed up the crowd and went into what he wanted to say... it's hard not to like him.
Muslims r laffing bcaz it's funny and all u non-muslims stop blieving all de lies dat the media is feeding u, Islam is about peace n justice, u shood do ur reasearch b4 u believe the media :|
I'm not sure why people are dissing this guy. Humour is humour regardless of its origin. People need to lighten up. Whats wrong with seeing the rediculousness of certain stereotypes. Far to often we paint people of the same race or religion with a wide brush and condemn without cause.I think this comedian is looking at softer side of the stereotype associated with his culture.
Only people who would find this funny is Muslims.... I mean with jokes like I will die for this country by blowing myself up!!! A lot of people won't find that funny!
Which make muslims hypocrates! If none muslim was allowe to make fun om muslim terrorist world would be a better place. Does muslim have humour? Then they should understand the cartoons!
did azhar just drink beer? Or maybe wine? Cause they are haram! I thought he was Muslim. And, why is the audience clapping? Clapping is haram! And Azhar also cursed at around 8:30seconds. He said the F word.
did azhar just drink beer? Or maybe wine? Cause they are haram! I thought he was Muslim. And, why is the audience clapping? Clapping is haram! And Azhar also cursed at around 8:30seconds. He said the F word.
You said you have restricted comments. well that is not what the internet is about any one should be able to comment no matter how much anyone else disagrees in these days of party fed media, we should all be allowed to vent our anger, frustrations, even our predudices.
any way this guy is about as funny as a fire in an orphanage. shalom
read about Islam history and u will finde answers and u will know how kind Muslims are and how media made u swallow its fool idea about islam or maybe other bad muslims "all religions got bad believers"
Well what is so funny that all muslims are laughing. is this what Islam teaches us to make fun of other races. I dont think this guy with his fake beard is really a good muslim
why dont u people earn the respect of the worl by showing the good side of Islam rather than the rubbish we see all the time, especially with the over exagerated anger over tiny little things
@naaakEeD you'd see the good side of islam if you just looked out for it bro....and in fact you're the one that's weak minded as you don't even have the power to see what the media is feeding you....and what do you mean by 'over exaggerated anger'?
Islam is feeding the media....all lies and a false face of moderate Muslims..religion of peace propaganda etc..Islam essentially is a tyranny that kills non Muslims, chops hands, beheads people.
FIRST OF ALL I DO NOT THINK HE IS A MUSLIM secondly even if he is i think not anymore cause we`re muslims we don`t make islam as funny as you do azhar so watch your back finally allah made us more than funny he made us think witch wrong and right to find out there is allah in our life ton obey him day and night..
yes, he sed humiliate them, can marry underage girls, hit them when they disobey their husbands. push jews an xtians to the edge of the pavement. no amount'v comickin is gunna get rid'v the codswollup that is obscurantist islam.
Poor intro and outdated material. Russel Peters, at least in my opinion, surpasses Usman. Think about his material for a second, and don't interpret this as criticism, but his 9/11 story? That did not surprise me, it was almost enevitable.
of course other comedians don't cash in or get their jokes from political themes, and cultural sterotypes.
I can name you endless comedians who use pretty similar events in the world to get jokes, but people like you do not notice that do you? every jewish comedian has a snipe about hamas, every irishman about IRA, but aw look at you... looking for some authencity and originality. Im sure he has more stage chrisma and humour than his critics...but don't interpret this as critcism.
if one of you hypocrites actually look in the quran it say terrorism is ritual of hell. Also threes a difference between terrorism and fighting for your beliefs. for instants if i said to you your mom's a piece of shit you would swear at me because your fighting for your beliefs, you wouldn't start kill my family. so why are all Muslims bombers then ?
And disassociate yourself from those who took their religion as jest and laughing stock [fun] and were deceived by the this life and remind by It [Quran] Quran 95:4; 9:82; 6:70; 7:51
ALLAH Says: Verily We have created man in the best form, they reject and say ALLAH created me funny and they laugh. ALLAH Says So, they must laugh a little and cry much as a recompense of what they used to gain [by rejecting ALLAHS Ayat]. Therefore, the true Moslims must not support this group of the rejecters of the Quran and not laugh with them, because ALLAH also Says: 95:4; 9:82;
With all due respect to this comedian and other muslims comedians..I don't find making fun of 9/11 at all funny..Further to say to the west..I didn't do it..get over it. Westerners are forver being told that our governments are killings arabs..so shouild we say..we didn't do it. Stop playing the victims ye muslims, I don't know of any other faith that openly glories martyrdom..and if they did..that was the middle ages..aside from the Irish terrorist. But then I am not defending them either.
@MrFatbibi DUDE ISLAM DOES NOT ALLOW TERRORISM BUT YES WE GLORIFY OUR MARTYRS BECAUSE THEY DID A DEED..HECK ANYONE OF YOU WOULD GLORIFY THE MARTYDOM OF ANY OF YOUR MARTYRS THOSE WHO DIE FOR COUNTRY WAT DO YOU CALL THEM DEAD? KNOW YOU CALL THEM MARTYRS MUSLIMS ARE NOT BONDED BY COUNTRY AND CITIZENSHIP THEY HAVE A FAITH TO DEFEND...YOU CALL YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ISLAM HECK I BET YOU DON'T EVEN KOW HOW TO SPELL MUHAMMAD
Sorry...he seems nice enough, but the guy's just not funny. His observations are too predictable or too stereotyped to be funny. But it is great to see muslim comedian.
Its funny how is mentions how white people greet each other like they want to kill each other.. and making Islam look so "peaceful." When in reality Islam is not even close to peace religion...
proof? islam has always meant peace. just look at where islam went, it always brought civilization to the lands. the enlightenment age of europe came through contact w/ Muslims.
True, however this was because the Arabic empire had kept Arabic records of classical European philosophical texts from the library of Alexandria, not to mention numerals in from India, and most of those documents were not kept but destroyed... alot of classical "civilization" was thus destroyed by the Arab invasions and only a small part of it "rediscovered" later.. of course they brought in some innovations as well, but nobody knows how much more was destroyed before that
Yes, but the future of humanity is not through this kind of "We are better than you" thinking. The future is through "We are all people, and all equal" thinking.
Civilisation is not about one race or religion being superior, it's about all people connecting, moving forward. Anything that gets in the way of that needs to be sidelined. That's what this guy represents, even though he's not that funny, what he's doing is important, breaking down barriers. Islam is not humourless!
what a load of crap. Peace? Do u really think that islam won favour by means of peace? How do u think the early converts were made. it was convert of die by the sword. Even apostacy-leaving islam is punishable by death according to sharia. The only reason Islam saw some sort of enlightenment was through muhammda dealings with the jews and christians who were already living in and around saudi b4 he ordered they be forever banished from mecca or medina for not converting.
Before you go off on stating "facts" handed down to you by FOX news or other organizations why don't you go study actual Islam in it's inception, hmm?
It won favour by gathering numbers through peaceful preaching. Then they were persecuted. Even then they did not resort to violence. I won't call you ignorant but do get both sides of the story before making conclusions. Oh, and the information above is maintained by all Historians, not just Islamic ones. Anything else is deemed fabrication.
thats just the terrorists bitch. mos def is muslim. even your precious mj is muslim. malcolm x, nelson mandela, muhammad ali. i saw millions of whites during the hajj last year. word.
yah if it wasnt a muslim audience few ppl would be laughing
the novelty of a muslim comedian who looks like a sterotypical muslim making jokes about how muslims are treated can only last so long. 10 minutes to be exact.
Hes obviously biased towards muslims and so is the audience that is laughing, these are so called "moderate" muslims.
yeah, if he wasnt an american, he'd have his hand chopped off.
The novelty of a racist who thinks they are making an intelligent and relevant point just reminds me of the reason we cant all just get along and have a good time.
He's obviously some immature idiot who will grow up to hold office and cause more problems for decent Americans like myself.
Islam is evil
ManInControI 1 year ago
actually, if you'd read the story of what happened on the road to Emmaus in the new testament you'd know that peace be upon you was used by the Christians first.
It got copied, among some other things, by the muslims.
its fine with me, it's a good greeting to use.
lebell79 1 year ago 7
@lebell79
to bad christians dont use it any more, but muslims does.. just like muslims use the LAW of God, but christians dont...
like Jesus said in matthew 5:17: "Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them."
Welle92 1 year ago 54
He's a religious headcase.
Wabeberu 1 year ago
he is gr8 mash-Allah
azifbadboy 1 year ago 94
nt funny :/
IslamIsMyLife2010 1 year ago
I'd probably laugh if terrorists say salam walaykum or whteva...lol!!
dirgeofexistence 1 year ago
this is about as funny as finding out your mum has face cancer
PFCAhammed 1 year ago
T_T not funny
ReggieBailey31 1 year ago
good show
Urugai 1 year ago 58
He is very funny =D lol
FearsAllahOnly 1 year ago 21
He's pretty funny.
tiekeria 1 year ago 10
im atheist and i thought he was very funny my point being it doesnt matter what religion you are comedy is comedy great vids keep it up
hellsxrebellion 1 year ago 170
iam as a muslim i thank you for your kind comment
and you're an educated person .. respect for you from a muslim my friend :)
Deidaaraartisabang 1 year ago 24
2ooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny
TheHasank123 1 year ago 3
just one ask are u making the muslim faith ridiculous or what....
mothekiller1 1 year ago
the pants joke!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahaha very true
madridi4arab 1 year ago 2
nice nice! keep up the good work!
Helyzz82 1 year ago 2
He`s not funny. Allah did a crappy job. This is not stand-up comedy, this is 9 minute Islam-commercial.
Koekjedrbij1 1 year ago
i love this.never seen it before didn't think comedy was allowed in the muslim faith. this a better light to show the muslim faith.
egmoney1 1 year ago 9
nice way to show ourselves
alambooha 1 year ago 2
hhhhhhhhhhh that's so funny yaa....
i mean 4 real muslm'z r a peacefull comunti...and lovin one's...but we understand them wrong..be cuz ...some of da media r ...sayin alotta of wrong thing's about them....
nipsseyhussle 1 year ago 5
this guy is funny
omarvader 1 year ago 3
Why is it that some people are so sensitive when it comes to their own religions and races, but laugh when it is to do with others. Hmm, point to ponder. It's all in fun and one should focus on our similarities. Probably, only idiots, hypocrites, uneducated and the intolerant would be pissed.
earthstar 1 year ago 9
@earthstar TOTALLY agree...they criticize and judge other religions or cultures but when someone in their community does something wrong, there's always some kind of divine reason for it....anyways, he's a comedian i.e. making people LAUGH, to take it easy on themselves...and in fact, to everyone who's getting so offended, that's exactly the kind of people he's making fun of lol
Nahyacita 1 year ago 11
W00t I got to meet him in person 2 years ago!
and mashallah he was hilarious.
burnoutboy28 1 year ago
@82812007 ..you do know its a comedy show -___-. im a muslim and people like you annoy me...cant you just enjoy something without critisizing what other people do.
im just sayin. i think you certainly might have some more important think to do then to then observing they way people laugh...
inu142007 1 year ago 5
comedians of any background usually do a quick bit on race, so i didnt find azhar anywhere close to ground breaking, but after he warmed up the crowd and went into what he wanted to say... it's hard not to like him.
keep in mind, im definitely NOT as a muslim.
v0ltz74 1 year ago
Excellent may Allah bless you for this upload! Muslims have a sense of humour too!!!!
leyah05 1 year ago
i love the black and latino muslims!
bubblegum0monkeygurl 1 year ago
الله هو كلب خنزير
Vidar1979 1 year ago
@Vidar1979 , و الله ما كلب و لا خنزير إلا أنت و أشكالك..لك يوم رح تقابله فيه
gpcgovly 1 year ago
Uhhh pple,
Muslims r laffing bcaz it's funny and all u non-muslims stop blieving all de lies dat the media is feeding u, Islam is about peace n justice, u shood do ur reasearch b4 u believe the media :|
FHfhz 1 year ago 2
I'm not sure why people are dissing this guy. Humour is humour regardless of its origin. People need to lighten up. Whats wrong with seeing the rediculousness of certain stereotypes. Far to often we paint people of the same race or religion with a wide brush and condemn without cause.I think this comedian is looking at softer side of the stereotype associated with his culture.
Good for him.
mikecoppinhky 1 year ago
this is really not funny! hes not really flowing with this comedy...
i dont understand why everyone is laughing
zakiboy100 1 year ago
u shit head why dont u shut ur mothe The muslims are ashemed of u pakistany shit
2500mrmohammed 1 year ago
SOOOO FUN ;D - ALLAHU AKBAR <3
Dominova88 1 year ago
not really good :P but he looks funny lol
darkj3am 1 year ago
we got mohammad right there xdxd
Ddevil505 1 year ago
Only people who would find this funny is Muslims.... I mean with jokes like I will die for this country by blowing myself up!!! A lot of people won't find that funny!
No offence u guys ... it's an opinion
InfernalMonarch 1 year ago
omg he has the coolest voice
so funny 2
helenadagreat 1 year ago
thiz guy rox ..,., ;)slaamz to all brothers and sisters\
zanu4eva 1 year ago
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Global506 1 year ago
wow the audience sucks
preetis6 1 year ago
very good comic
valkyriez1 1 year ago
Only muslims are allowed to make fun of islam
Which make muslims hypocrates! If none muslim was allowe to make fun om muslim terrorist world would be a better place. Does muslim have humour? Then they should understand the cartoons!
Zeaed 1 year ago
terrorist!
lol jk he's pretty funny
troglodyto 1 year ago
im sorry but this guy is just not funny...at all. i suppose you have to be a fuzzy face,terrorist.
optimum24 1 year ago
I still don't understand why people care about other peoples religions. If we truly had respect, we wouldn't care.
BlackIzak 1 year ago
Moslems kill an awful lot of people considering it's a religion of peace.
thaddeuslowe 1 year ago
Moslems kill an awful lot of people considering it's a religion of peace.
thaddeuslowe 1 year ago
Salamwalaikum in normal way..lol..The best one is Pakistani aunty salam n also Arab salam...ROFL
Awesome...Really Hilarious!! The best way to spread messages...Keep it up Azhar bro...
MrFuture93 1 year ago
Salamwalaikum in normal way..lol..The best one is Pakistani aunty salam n also Arab salam...ROFL
Awesome...Really Hilarious!! The best way to spread messages...Keep it up Azhar bro...
MrFuture93 1 year ago
did azhar just drink beer? Or maybe wine? Cause they are haram! I thought he was Muslim. And, why is the audience clapping? Clapping is haram! And Azhar also cursed at around 8:30seconds. He said the F word.
ColdHafiz 1 year ago
did azhar just drink beer? Or maybe wine? Cause they are haram! I thought he was Muslim. And, why is the audience clapping? Clapping is haram! And Azhar also cursed at around 8:30seconds. He said the F word.
ColdHafiz 1 year ago
brother i believe our prophet (S) wud be proud of this beautiful peaceful way of stopping the steriotypes of muslims
taufa1234 1 year ago
brother i believe our prophet (S) wud be proud of this beautiful peaceful way of stopping the steriotypes of muslims
taufa1234 1 year ago
If I really was a muslim fundamentalist terrorist, this is probably not the disguise I would go with.
Amen
micers 1 year ago
I Love this guy, i even put it in my ipod, so i can have a great time, great guy, keep'em rolling
ILoveIslam25 1 year ago
Hey,this is rude u know just like when muslim make funny of Jesus,aren't u mad?!!!!!!!think about it
TheFernando218 1 year ago
Omg at 2:00 he sound's just like Papalazru from the league of gentlemen
ImaginaryLegion 1 year ago
that is laliza.. its contain no alcohol...
fmzaki009 1 year ago
is he drinking a beer?
TheMrpalid 1 year ago
it's a bottle of perrier sparkling water
cloeda 1 year ago
no, it's a perrier bottle
laylanjoy 1 year ago
@TheMrpalid ofcourse not -_-
mklagi 1 year ago
You said you have restricted comments. well that is not what the internet is about any one should be able to comment no matter how much anyone else disagrees in these days of party fed media, we should all be allowed to vent our anger, frustrations, even our predudices.
any way this guy is about as funny as a fire in an orphanage. shalom
derek6678421 1 year ago
can somebody please explain o me what is so funny about someone using the deen to make jokes?
luvarabwomen 1 year ago
Sweet vid! :D
davidisasmellywiff 1 year ago
so true ^^
devxc 1 year ago
بارك الله فيك اخي
TheGoodInventor 1 year ago
this is hilarious!!!
BurenVanMartin 1 year ago
brother azhar usman really allh made u funny and so nice man .keep going brother .we can't stop watch you
syriahomsm 1 year ago
he not funny he need yo shave look clean first your appearance dude.
EMTCARLOS 1 year ago
I think he did verry good :)
Who can do a funny joke on one word "Salem alakum" more than 10 times..
He did it in everyway possible, and on point everytime.
MuslimahUnity 1 year ago 387
lame..such a bearded guy can only be scary..never funny
Rahee1999 1 year ago
Would have liked to know how the asian muslims are saying it :)
19prodigy85 1 year ago
you are perfect brother
dziriny 1 year ago 2
no one is perfect
luvarabwomen 1 year ago 8
nice video
Dilmar 1 year ago
the girl wearing hijab at 1:27 is cute...
the87juju 1 year ago
he is hilarious
lyfie09 1 year ago 9
dude just lighten up man.take it easy.
sickko111 1 year ago
Why Are Some People Being Rude?
I Personally Think This Is A Awsome Video.
Keep It Up!
MrAhsanRules 1 year ago 575
@MrAhsanRules are you muslim ???
oANWARoo 1 year ago
naaakEeD@
read about Islam history and u will finde answers and u will know how kind Muslims are and how media made u swallow its fool idea about islam or maybe other bad muslims "all religions got bad believers"
shelatelsomalie 1 year ago 8
Fuck Allah. Also fuck any other god, you sick religious idiots.
unamendable 1 year ago
he needs to work on his delivery a little.
sabaths1fan 2 years ago
hes average-not that funny.most of the jokes dont come off
23250214 2 years ago
Well what is so funny that all muslims are laughing. is this what Islam teaches us to make fun of other races. I dont think this guy with his fake beard is really a good muslim
cessmundock 2 years ago
lighten up, he's a comedian....
nyteen 1 year ago
When a Muslim is sawing the head off someone while screaming Allah Achbar, is this a comedy thing too?
Zed1967 2 years ago
not bad at all bro
cbdsouza73 2 years ago 9
u muslems are mainly weak minded people &
in so many ways
why dont u people earn the respect of the worl by showing the good side of Islam rather than the rubbish we see all the time, especially with the over exagerated anger over tiny little things
naaakEeD 2 years ago
Your genralization humors me. You obviously have never been to a Muslim country before and are brainwashed by modern day media. Ignorance..
bboyrakoon 1 year ago 15
@naaakEeD you'd see the good side of islam if you just looked out for it bro....and in fact you're the one that's weak minded as you don't even have the power to see what the media is feeding you....and what do you mean by 'over exaggerated anger'?
Wassalaam92 1 year ago 6
Islam is feeding the media....all lies and a false face of moderate Muslims..religion of peace propaganda etc..Islam essentially is a tyranny that kills non Muslims, chops hands, beheads people.
Rahee1999 1 year ago
is baba ali ok comdien oh is he wroung and can u pleae tell me wats wroung wit this guys jokes thank u
asd27099 2 years ago
awesome
geniusbob3 2 years ago 9
FIRST OF ALL I DO NOT THINK HE IS A MUSLIM secondly even if he is i think not anymore cause we`re muslims we don`t make islam as funny as you do azhar so watch your back finally allah made us more than funny he made us think witch wrong and right to find out there is allah in our life ton obey him day and night..
FrAlshammary 2 years ago
@FrAlshammary I are right!
world20010 2 years ago
nice comedy man, great stand up
thismortalsoil92 2 years ago 2
why do you do this???? i dont understand it..
Our Nabi Prophet Muhammad(pbuH) have said it very clear
D O
N O T
I M I T A T E
christians, jews or others
stand up comedy have been used in ages from babylon to mock truth.
woman and men laughing i dont understand it... plz dont give me a stupid reply better to keep it for urself.. this is hypocrite and american made.
Mahdiarmy 2 years ago
yes, he sed humiliate them, can marry underage girls, hit them when they disobey their husbands. push jews an xtians to the edge of the pavement. no amount'v comickin is gunna get rid'v the codswollup that is obscurantist islam.
muskier 2 years ago
dont diss the endo pak bro pakistani auntie thats a classic iknow a few my dad is paki
superfly367 2 years ago 3
can anbody tell me that does celebrate milad-un-nabi???????? or is he a qwarij????????!!
margz786 2 years ago
Poor intro and outdated material. Russel Peters, at least in my opinion, surpasses Usman. Think about his material for a second, and don't interpret this as criticism, but his 9/11 story? That did not surprise me, it was almost enevitable.
UnsatiableEloquence 2 years ago
of course other comedians don't cash in or get their jokes from political themes, and cultural sterotypes.
I can name you endless comedians who use pretty similar events in the world to get jokes, but people like you do not notice that do you? every jewish comedian has a snipe about hamas, every irishman about IRA, but aw look at you... looking for some authencity and originality. Im sure he has more stage chrisma and humour than his critics...but don't interpret this as critcism.
tiamariaontheroks 2 years ago
at 3:30 was hilarious pakistani aunty....
wakazkhn 2 years ago 3
ya he does his gig at the comedy place then he is going to head to the airport to try to blow it up GET HIM OUT OF HERE
Sniperking18 2 years ago
WoW mashallah hey this guy is funny!
onefriendonelove 2 years ago 3
hey good one !!!!
RashiShukla 2 years ago 6
nine elven >>>>seven elven may b
sbinjr2002 2 years ago
@hmdlalfalaq *the ones i know
hmdlalfalaq 2 years ago
allah does not make people funny
you tryin to say you look funny
allah will show you funny at day of jujment
jamilkhan786 2 years ago
Great
Taaharehman 2 years ago 3
i love it he is brileant
Taaharehman 2 years ago 5
if one of you hypocrites actually look in the quran it say terrorism is ritual of hell. Also threes a difference between terrorism and fighting for your beliefs. for instants if i said to you your mom's a piece of shit you would swear at me because your fighting for your beliefs, you wouldn't start kill my family. so why are all Muslims bombers then ?
laughalization 2 years ago 2
I love it and it's brileant oh ye
Taaharehman 2 years ago 2
The Koran is a book of hatred!
helianimal 2 years ago
@helianimal so how about bible?
amirRXZ2008 2 years ago 3
And disassociate yourself from those who took their religion as jest and laughing stock [fun] and were deceived by the this life and remind by It [Quran] Quran 95:4; 9:82; 6:70; 7:51
FITNAFITNA5 2 years ago
فَلْيَضْحَكُواْ قَلِيلاً وَلْيَبْكُواْ كَثِيراً جَزَآءً بِمَا كَانُواْ يَكْسِبُونَ { وَذَرِ الَّذِينَ ٱتَّخَذُواْ دِينَهُمْ لَعِباً وَلَهْواً وَغَرَّتْهُمُ ٱلْحَيَٰوةُ ٱلدُّنْيَا وَذَكِّرْ بِهِ ...
FITNAFITNA5 2 years ago
{ لَقَدْ خَلَقْنَا ٱلإِنسَانَ فِيۤ أَحْسَنِ تَقْوِيمٍ }
ALLAH Says: Verily We have created man in the best form, they reject and say ALLAH created me funny and they laugh. ALLAH Says So, they must laugh a little and cry much as a recompense of what they used to gain [by rejecting ALLAHS Ayat]. Therefore, the true Moslims must not support this group of the rejecters of the Quran and not laugh with them, because ALLAH also Says: 95:4; 9:82;
FITNAFITNA5 2 years ago
haha arabonics
froggymicwop 2 years ago 2
your not funny and why anyone whants to look like that??please explain i dont get it
bobybigz 2 years ago
oh this guy is sooooooooooo funny and intelligent .
air90ful 2 years ago 2
With all due respect to this comedian and other muslims comedians..I don't find making fun of 9/11 at all funny..Further to say to the west..I didn't do it..get over it. Westerners are forver being told that our governments are killings arabs..so shouild we say..we didn't do it. Stop playing the victims ye muslims, I don't know of any other faith that openly glories martyrdom..and if they did..that was the middle ages..aside from the Irish terrorist. But then I am not defending them either.
MrFatbibi 2 years ago
@MrFatbibi DUDE ISLAM DOES NOT ALLOW TERRORISM BUT YES WE GLORIFY OUR MARTYRS BECAUSE THEY DID A DEED..HECK ANYONE OF YOU WOULD GLORIFY THE MARTYDOM OF ANY OF YOUR MARTYRS THOSE WHO DIE FOR COUNTRY WAT DO YOU CALL THEM DEAD? KNOW YOU CALL THEM MARTYRS MUSLIMS ARE NOT BONDED BY COUNTRY AND CITIZENSHIP THEY HAVE A FAITH TO DEFEND...YOU CALL YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ISLAM HECK I BET YOU DON'T EVEN KOW HOW TO SPELL MUHAMMAD
YOU ARE NOTHING BUT AN IGNORANT ISLAMOPHOBIC...
MUDI444 2 years ago 3
He was good...specially the last joke about the disguise.
mantarjadoo 2 years ago
Jesus Christ has returned. I AM.
IAMJESUSmovie 2 years ago
ur not imposter
coolyboy13 2 years ago
lol' you gta get the bobble head going!' thats so true as well!!
And pakistani aunty, both classics!!
anneeq008 2 years ago 9
this guys not funny
ownagebutter 2 years ago
He is funnier then you will ever be
mksshow1 2 years ago 5
haha...long live RELIGION..i mean all.
aeke89 2 years ago
Sorry...he seems nice enough, but the guy's just not funny. His observations are too predictable or too stereotyped to be funny. But it is great to see muslim comedian.
OMG "Weapons of Math Instruction". Laboured.
mmartini50 2 years ago
Wow...kinda sad that my comment has upset some people...what, I'm not allowed an opinion because the guy's muslim?
mmartini50 2 years ago
u will know at the last day fucker
i7967793 2 years ago
Isn't cursing a bad thing in your religion?
How about being disrespectful?
ETERNALinstants 2 years ago
Its funny how is mentions how white people greet each other like they want to kill each other.. and making Islam look so "peaceful." When in reality Islam is not even close to peace religion...
A55YRlAN 2 years ago
proof? islam has always meant peace. just look at where islam went, it always brought civilization to the lands. the enlightenment age of europe came through contact w/ Muslims.
Q8ijin 2 years ago 16
True, however this was because the Arabic empire had kept Arabic records of classical European philosophical texts from the library of Alexandria, not to mention numerals in from India, and most of those documents were not kept but destroyed... alot of classical "civilization" was thus destroyed by the Arab invasions and only a small part of it "rediscovered" later.. of course they brought in some innovations as well, but nobody knows how much more was destroyed before that
yobreakfast 2 years ago
@Q8ijin
Yes, but the future of humanity is not through this kind of "We are better than you" thinking. The future is through "We are all people, and all equal" thinking.
Civilisation is not about one race or religion being superior, it's about all people connecting, moving forward. Anything that gets in the way of that needs to be sidelined. That's what this guy represents, even though he's not that funny, what he's doing is important, breaking down barriers. Islam is not humourless!
mmartini50 2 years ago
what a load of crap. Peace? Do u really think that islam won favour by means of peace? How do u think the early converts were made. it was convert of die by the sword. Even apostacy-leaving islam is punishable by death according to sharia. The only reason Islam saw some sort of enlightenment was through muhammda dealings with the jews and christians who were already living in and around saudi b4 he ordered they be forever banished from mecca or medina for not converting.
MrFatbibi 2 years ago
Before you go off on stating "facts" handed down to you by FOX news or other organizations why don't you go study actual Islam in it's inception, hmm?
It won favour by gathering numbers through peaceful preaching. Then they were persecuted. Even then they did not resort to violence. I won't call you ignorant but do get both sides of the story before making conclusions. Oh, and the information above is maintained by all Historians, not just Islamic ones. Anything else is deemed fabrication.
JASJASAMAN 2 years ago
thats just the terrorists bitch. mos def is muslim. even your precious mj is muslim. malcolm x, nelson mandela, muhammad ali. i saw millions of whites during the hajj last year. word.
orensampemati 2 years ago
what do you know about islam?
timeforthecryme 2 years ago
stop watching TV , cuz islam is peaceful.
CROWNEEDS 2 years ago 6
are they?
dyingxmonkey 2 years ago
lol, ur too judgemental... try being open-minded.
MrIdontmakevids 2 years ago
AHHAHAAHHA omgggg
just ROLFED WHEn he sayed "it means im gonna kill you"
iamgoingtoro 2 years ago
Awesome!!! This brother is excellent Masha-Allah
1I5L4M 2 years ago
I am pakistani and he is so right about pakistani auntis
jaggarai 2 years ago 4
this is not funny at all. sheer BS!!
himel933 2 years ago
Haha, hes funny and im muslim :)
I think that it always makes people laugh and safe to laugh when someone makes fun of their own kind.
TiALuvsYou 2 years ago
hahahahhahha OMG!!! he is sooo funny..XDXD
GOXME 2 years ago
Wonder if this would be still funny if this was done by a non moslem?
303bassline 2 years ago
now that you say that...it makes me wonder too:P
SakaryaliSazci 2 years ago
how and why man
jaggarai 2 years ago
Probably not. If he didn't have a beard either it wouldn't be as funny, I'm just being real.
paranoiasuit 2 years ago
@303bassline Ofcourse not.
flatliner2d4 2 years ago
lol the arab saying asalamo alaikum!!
And the aunties!!
anneeq008 2 years ago 3
God bless him
MCotman313 2 years ago
I'm Hindu at this guy is funny.
Lakufu 2 years ago 3
lol PAKISTANI AUNTY
!!! this guy is awesome
pakiroxursox 2 years ago 6
i lol i love this and i ame a jew
bookdoge12 2 years ago 2
lmao!!!!!!!
pakstani aunty hahahahahahahaha
a4hadi 2 years ago 4
Love Azhar Usman, he's hilarious. I own his original CD, it's still the best.
As-Salāmu `Alaykum
Namaste.
Allah = Arabic word for God.
Krsna = Sanskrit word for God
Christ = Christian word for God
There is no God but God. : )
∞Hare Krishna, Hare Krsna, Hare Krsta, Hare Christ∞
NassimHarameinVedas 2 years ago
ahah he does look like leonadis..aahah and he has a 7-up bottle ...lol
amiin500 2 years ago
LOL bob is SCARED! hahaha
XD
newyorkrgrl 2 years ago
lol HILARIOS! XD
^_^
newyorkrgrl 2 years ago
hhhhhhhhhhhhh very funny
make me happy
MrUndertaker056 2 years ago 4
lol!!! i would die for this country. by blowing myself up, inside of a dunkin donuts!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. i really enjoyed dat part!!
bramarocking 2 years ago 9
its not beer its 7up. the old skool one
ebanyking23 2 years ago 2
he looks like leonidas off 300 only fatter....
strmaxtwinpk 2 years ago 4
haaaah that mice
nice
noosa2010 2 years ago 2
yah if it wasnt a muslim audience few ppl would be laughing
the novelty of a muslim comedian who looks like a sterotypical muslim making jokes about how muslims are treated can only last so long. 10 minutes to be exact.
Hes obviously biased towards muslims and so is the audience that is laughing, these are so called "moderate" muslims.
crannage2009 2 years ago
yeah, if he wasnt an american, he'd have his hand chopped off.
The novelty of a racist who thinks they are making an intelligent and relevant point just reminds me of the reason we cant all just get along and have a good time.
He's obviously some immature idiot who will grow up to hold office and cause more problems for decent Americans like myself.
These kind of people are called idiots