greg gutfeld would watch this video and laugh his assss offfff lol,he was joking hahaha. he jokes around about everything else so why are you crying now,it took you this long to start bitchin. hahaha poor greg has to deal with these sensitive bitchesss lol :)
greg gutfeld would watch this video and laugh is assss offfff lol,he was joking hahaha. he jokes around about everything else so why are you crying now,it took you this long to start bitchin. hahaha poor greg has to deal with these sensitive bitchesss lol :)
It's embarrassing how many Canadians hate all of America for Fox's bashing. Thank you for telling that to the ones who think like that. I'm fine with normal Americans, it's just the ignorant racist douche bags like those four that bring my piss to a boil.
Maybe if you put this energy toward scraping the sand out of your vagina, you would see what a total joke the move to 'retreat for a year' was on the part of Canada or rather Can'tada.
Thank you!!! I had almost given up on my fellow Americans. The fact that there are 4 dislikes to this video shows this country is on a tragic decline...
I apreciate you saying this, but I think about 80% of Canadians don't give a fuck about red eye. There's a reason they're on at fucking 3am, they have no clue what they're talking about. But I do apreaciate this video. God bless :)
Get a grip clown. It was Canada who anounced they were giving their military a year vacation. What about the left wing so-called comedians who bash and lie about American soldiers?
yes im srry but our country respects you ( I know most people don't think that way) and we feel hurt being disrespected. And dead soldiers just came back. We take it seroiusly. We didn't start this war. And im actually against it (I prey for all the canadian, american and NATO soldiers in warzones)
Very good argument I've been getting tired of the Canadians thinking those 4 idiots were being serious. Although please fix your mic it was getting very annoying listening to that.
Yeah man, it was using the onboard webcam mic for some reason, even though I have a separate one. I guess I never set the headset to the recording device.
hey the more you swear the more credible you sound... The point of the show is to be funny.. i don't know if you knew that or not..that's why they are comedians.. and this show is a lot more funny than the pretentious daiy show which you probably love..and hey I've never seen a crack house with a computer
Haha, yeah man. College apartments look like crackhouses.
There was no credibility to what I was saying. It's all opinion. I'm telling the Canadians to wake up and realize who they're getting bent out of shape over. Four dumbasses. The soldier issue is touchy and I have a lot of friends in the US armed forces, so when this came out, it really pissed me the fuck off too.
@spoojohn he was just assuming they were bad because they're on fox news although he assumes about all of fox new's shows being bad because I bet he never even watched a single minute of it. But he probably watches Keith Olbermann and defends is intergrity even though the only difference between Olbermann and O'reilly is that one is left and the other is right. But everything else is the same.
I know the majority of americans feel the way you do. I appreciate you taking the time to show concern for the disgusting comments made by those douchebags and that stinky blonde slut. Fuck Fox. They should be banned in Canada. We have enough quality networks. We don't need them. Incidentally, that bearded comedian is Doug Benson and because of all this his gigs here in Canada, mainly Edmonton, were cancelled. GOOD! I hope his carreer takes a nose dive. Thank you for showing your support.
Could it be that humourless Liberal anti-Fox folks protest too much? Get a sense of humor fascisto..........it's angry politically correct thought police like you who will help bring us to Big Brother nirvanna.
Humor is only humor when you don't take it too far. I'm conservative, btw. Normally I'd be down for this kind of humor, but not as a personal smack in the face to veterans and heroes. There's a line, they crossed it. Not my fault you've been desensitized too much to care.
Andy Kaufman, Lenny Bruce, Sam Kinison, and Richard Pryor, as well as Matt Stone and Trey Parker, would all disagree with you. Comedy is at its BEST when you cross that metaphoric "do-not-cross" line.
I bet you spend all your time watching the Andy Griffith Show, don't you?
no it just wasn't that funny. the jokes were lame old stereo types and they were just taking shots at troops who give time effort and lives for a war started by ignorant dicks like you
Also, Gutfeld is a big idiot, and if you think it is a non issue your just as dumb as they are. Fucking a joke that they say shit like that about canada without knowing anything, i realize that the man the made this video is among the normal americans however there are alot of americans that do agree with what these red eye idiots were saying as i have had many tell me canadians are weak or w/e. Although we dont need an army like the states do and im sorta proud of that.
Mcbogsters your a complete moron, probably like the people on fox news. Guaranteed this will bring down ratings on there retarded show after it all boils over. It's not a joke when you talk about it the way they did. They no nothing, its not funny, i odnt know what type of humor you watch but most comedians make fun of their own culture or themself not other people. Also, if you think this was a joke it wasn't they truthfully think these things of canada and have no idea about the country.
Have you ever heard of humor??? Lighten up, jeezzzz.... You have obviously have never watched the show... Each night they end with a segment called "MALE TIME"... Does your dumb ass get it yet.. The whole play on words thing.... The entire show is set up in the same manor.... Gutfeld is not an idiot, he does shit like this to get no name morons like yourself to promote his show by complaining about non issues... Grow up! Oh by the way.... Fox number one in ratings for cable news!!!
why the hell are you so angry? i'm sorry, MEN IN CANADA DON'T HAVE SNOW FILLED VAGINAS. THEY HAVE PENISES. your fantasy of having gay sex with Canadian men is gone.
You're projecting again, canoodlian. YOU keep bringing up gay sex so that makes it YOUR fantasy. Go get some psychiatric help from your government run health care. If you call today, you might get an appointment sometime in early 2014.
Now run along and tell your mommy the man on the internet made you cry again. Perhaps she'll give you a cookie before putting you down for your nap, junior.
Again, more homosexual projection on your part. Go ahead, prove you're not a latent homosexual by continuing to post your homosexual fantasies. Kind of like trying to prove canoodlia has a viable military by cowardly running away from a fight so its soldiers can get pedicures and pap smears.
More projection of your homosexual fantasies. Again, you prove your latent homosexuality. Perhaps if you were a cowardly canoodlian soldier allowed to marry in an onbase chapel, you wouldn't be so angry. On a side note, learn how to capitalize and punctuate.
BloodofPatriots. Hmmm. I would one day like to see America invade Canada... Cause... Every man woman and child would personally volunteer to fight against you.... Cause... when a country so insane tries to invade you, your moral fibre comes to fruition. I do not wish to kill in the name of any sort of war, but should my homeland ever be invaded ( by anyone not just America) I will gladly give my life for the freedoms I enjoy. There is no need for americans to bash Canada in any way.
Your military budget is smaller than that of the US Coast Guard. You'd be fighting a multi-front war without air superiority from Alaska and multiple points along the US-canoodlian border? Ask Hitler how a two-front war works. As for every man, woman and child, your total population is 34 million. Even if you could arm and organize that many, you couldn't stop the juggernaut that is the US military, national guard or the likely NRA augmentation (4 million members).
Sadly, that is what the US is good for.....invading small peaceful countries. Why dont you try invading the Russians, Chinese or European Union????
The World just needs an excuse to wipe you of the face of the Earth and those countries will do that job. Only dumbfucks like Americans will criticize their own allies at the time when they are praying for their fallen soldiers.
Allies? Don't you think it's pathetic that a nation of 34 million can only put 3,000 troops in Afghanistan? You call THAT fulfilling your NATO obligation? What a joke.
As for the Russians, it was the US military not that collection of weaklings called NATO, that stared down the USSR. The US bombed to oblivion every major city in Western Europe during WW2. China's military isn't in the same league (although they'd smash you).
Canadians supported Saddam over the US. You're not an ally.
@BloodofPatriots the americans didnt bomb the cities it was the british who prefered the long range bombers the us wouldnt have had the range anyway fuckstick. the US effort was more ground based. sure theres exceptions. like vegetative head trauma patients like you being able leave comments on youtube
Did you get some snow into your canoodlian vagina? It must be tough for you, accepting that your soldiers are complete cowards that need to "take a break" from the NATO war in Afghanistan so they can get pap smears and pedicures.
As for WWII, I'm sure you believe the US had nothing to do with winning it in Europe or even the Pacific. You're anti-Americanism is one day going to get you a Chinese boot on your throat.
We have 10,000 nuclear weapons. The US can erase human life on this planet without firing a single missile -- all we need to is detonate all of our nukes in their silos and that's that.
The "world" is, like canoodlia, much more cowardly that you'll admit. :)
So, the little canoodlians would cry and stomp your little frozen feet while crying for "mummy" to come save you? Funny. You do realize that the US military is larger than all the militaries of the "commonwealth" and Europe combined?
If the US wanted canoodlia, our national guard and air reserves would take it in a weekend. We wouldn't even have to use active military. Just be glad we don't roll over one night and crush you, canoodlian. :)
Where are Europe's troop ships and planes to get them here? You do realize the US military budget is larger than the next 19 combined, including Russia and China? And if you served in the military at all and trained with European "troops", you would have realized very quickly that their 2 years of compulsory service, lack of equipment, and bad attitudes make them poor soldiers. The only soldiers in Europe worth a damn are the Swiss and they won't fight outside of Switzerland or the Vatican.
I've only mentioned the EU total force. How do you think Russia would factor into this hypothetical? How about SE Asia?
Europeans know all too well about superior force aggressors annexing neighbour states. Canada and the rest of the Commonwealth assisted in liberating Europe from the start, regardless of how dire the situation was.
If those brave Americans who also helped liberate Europe and the Pacific could read the garbage you spout here, they would be disgusted.
Russia's navy is a rusting environmental disaster more dangerous to her own military than anyone else's. As for SE Asia, when Europe abandoned them to murderous communism, only the US (with help from Australia, Korea, etc) tried to stop it. Europe ran away.
The Nazis killed 20 million people. Your heroes, the Soviets, killed 40 million. China killed 50 million. Who was worse?
If the US invades canoodlia, the rest of the world would cry out... and then do absolutely NOTHING.
@BloodofPatriots wow, you do realize that the U.S is broke right? so where do you think they're gonna make cuts? thats right, the military. Then your precious military will be diminished along with your self esteem because you see nothing of worth in your country. How sad your life must be to precariously place your confidence on something that will be 75% gone in two years.
@stkuehne The US government is broke. America still has plenty of money and resources. I'd like to see cuts to the military. I want every soldiers, sailor, marine and airman brought home. Its time American taxpayers stopped paying to protect the world from itself. If Sunni muslims want to kill Shiite muslims, why should we care? If North Koreans want to nuke their neighbors, why should we care? And we should tell Russia that if it wants to invade Canada, then we don't care.
@BloodofPatriots come here and ill show you my igloo ;) and my seal skin boots up your ass, you stupid idiot, did you even know that alot of your northern states like michigan wisconsin and Minnesota get much colder winters then we do? ITS CALLED THE LAKE EFFECT YOU RETARD, the only other area that is that cold is our nothern territories like yukon and northwest territories, do your fucking research before you think we live in igloo's
@BloodofPatriots i live in eastern ontario and we only had 2 soo called snow storms, look at new york, penn state and D.C. they have had more snow then Canada in total
so you enjoy your igloo, and perhaps more soo when there will be a polar shift ;)
@mejw1 You have glaciers (years of packed snow) in Canoodlia, you baby-seal rapist. Where 's the glacier in DC? Seems not only are your soldiers cowards, hiding in their camps, but canoodlians in general are too stupid to realize you're not even living in a real country.
@mejw1 Translation: You have pwned my idiot canoodlian ass and now I have to go make an appointment with a psychiatrist to deal with my depressions... and thanks to canoodlia's socialist health care system I should get an appointment sometime around 2016.
@BloodofPatriots wrong if america did invade canada it would be kicked out of the UN and NATO for attacking a fellow member plus canada is commenwelth that means you attack canada or as you say "canoodlian" you declare war on about 50 other commentwelth countries it would be the world vs america kinda scenario america knows this they'd just do the legal invasion of canada through american shows sitcoms and channels which we canadians like i've been to america but wouldn't wanna live their
@1988scottcarey Hey, spanky... the UN is a corrupt den of murderous and thieving dictators, so who cares about that crime syndicate? Besides, we can keep the billions we give them every year. As for NATO, get a clue. America IS NATO. NATO allows all the peons like canoodlia to fight above your weight class, so STFU or we'll send a group of girl scouts to kick your asses. As for America, ask yourself why so many famous canoodlians are now American citizens. Now go have a good cry, snowflake.
Seems to me the 'faux' haters didn't watch the video.
Nothing was said against the soldiers fighting in Iraq, at least not by the hosts. (You have Doug Benson saying Canadians aren't fighting in the war.) And nothing against the dead soldiers.
Canadians are angry, frozen anti-American bigots. You shouldn't have wasted your time. If they don't realize that Free Speech gives anyone, even lame Fox hosts, the right to say stupid, insensitive and retarded things, then they're just a mature enough country to be treated as an equal to the US.
It's a lame, middle-of-the-night satire show afterall. They're whining and pouting like those jokes were on White House letterhead.
Okay, if it happened on any other day, maybe it'd be less intense, but the fact is returning soldiers were coming home that day in boxes. That's just downright fucking mean. If my family member was coming home from a foreign war in a casket and another country pulled this shit, I'd be pissed too.
And there's your mistake. The RedEye broadcast was March 17 and the four Canadian soldiers were killed on March 21... even in canoodlia that's 4 days later.
Face facts, you've been had by the canoodlian anti-american hate machine (aka the CBC).
They even got you to apologize because lame comedians on a middle-of-the-night cable show didn't have crystal balls.
Even if that were true, you wouldn't apologize to someone just to make them feel better? How the fuck is it hurting you? I'm sorry, did my apology hurt your ego? Grow some testicles compadre.
I don't apologize for the rain or earthquakes or Obama breaking his campaign promises, so why should I apologize for some lame jokes on a middle-of-the-night satirical news show?
I don't have any control over any of that, nor do you. Your apology means nothing to anti-American canoodlians. They decided long ago to hate our country (even though we buy 80% of their exports) and slander our soldiers as "criminals" for fighting an "illegal" war.
DUDE do you post in every single response to Fox news. Get a fucking life you douche bag. And why do you hate canadians? Your an ignorant tool. And i've been to many american ramp cermonies and trust me the canadian forces fully support the american forces.
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So you've read every single response to Fox News and you're telling me I need to "get a fucking life"?
O Arturo, Prince of Irony.
Canoodlians TRY to fully support American troops, but you're just too small in number, to pathetically armed and criminally underfunded to do the job. I don't blame your troops, I blame your politicians in Ottawa and the average canoodlian that's an inherently anti-American colostomy-bag.
Why don't you go stomp on a doll of our president or boo our anthem?
Why do you think what we canadians hate the americans. Where the fuck do you find your information. And as for the war in iraq the world knows that the war is a failure. And its people like you that make the world hate your country. America is a great country and i have met some great friends overseas that are american.Oh ya your the biggest fucking fagget i have ever met
We've never met, so keep your homosexual projection to yourself.
As for Iraq being a failure, even Obama admits its a success. 13 of 18 provinces, including former terrorist havens Anbar and Diyala, have been completely turned over to Iraq Security Forces. Iraq's have multiple national elections without serious bloodshed and a Western-leaning constitution that protects minorities.
It's such a success that 3,000 Marines were redeployed to Kandahar to save your troop's butts, canoodlian.
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Canoodlians are ungrateful, whiny, frozen little bitches. Canoodlians attacked a bus full of American pee wee hockey players to protest Bush's policies. Your politicians stomp on little dolls of our president and then call us "bastards". How grown up is that? And if you think canoodlia is capable of meeting its NATO obligations, YOU'RE completely delusional.
Now, get back to your dogsledding races and igloo-building.
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"you're basing your opinion on an entire country of people on the actions of individuals"
Wow. You mean like the entire country of canoodlia did by jumping on the "We Hate America" bandwagon because of the lame jokes of a single, late-night, satirical news show host?
O Arturo, Prince of Irony!
Since you don't have the education to understand the above quote, it means, "Way to pwn yourself, dogsledder".
The only education level needed to understand that is a fucking high school degree.
You may think you sound real smart, but you're only embarrassing yourself. So find something better to do than sitting on a bunch of youtube pages making fun of canada.
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The fact you believe writing "seriously" and using the "f-word" is an intelligent rebuttal is more unnecessary proof that canoodlians are retarded.
I don't make fun of canoodlia. That would be boring. What's amusing is canoodlians getting snowy vaginas because your national ego was bruised by a couple of jokes on a middle-of-the-night, satirical news show on a network you canoodlians claim you don't watch.
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Well, it's clear you watch Grey's Anatomy with all the "serious" in your posts.
As for fool, it's not my country's troops that need to run away from Afghanistan to get pedicures and pap smears because the big mean poppy farmers are too much for them to handle.
Those cowardly pussies would be canoodlian troops. Worthless and useless, exactly like canoodlia is in NATO.
Get out you leeches and take your wannabe military with you. If that puts snow in your vagina, then go stand by a fire.
I read this 1st comment and asked myself if a rational, mature person would call us "Canoodlians". I would say no. I would say it's more like an angry 12 year old. I noticed that you'd posted more stuff. I didn't read it- I can't image it was anything worth while...
To BloodofPatriots, Canadians realize they are joking (it is obvious) but if anyone made fun of the US army people would have been outraged.
Plus not all Canadians are frozen or anti-American. I live south of most of MI, all of ME and VT and NH, and half of your States get snow where mine doesn't and I am enaged to an American. You can't judge anyone by a whole country is my point. And even tho the show was joking, it is the same thing. But turn the tables, it would not be seen as funny.
When I've traveled to canada, I often amuse my fellow Americans by mimicking a certain European accent and asking canoodlians in the pub, "Should I stay here in Canada or move to the States?"
Every time that opened a floodgate of anti-American hate-speech, so take your "not all canadians are anti-american" bullshit and shove it. Hating the United States is the only acceptable form of hate-speech in canoodlia and you know it.
Actually, I'm bashing a whiny nation of crybabies that got snow poured in its national vagina because some late night, satirical new show host made a lame joke -- a show on a network none of you claim to watch. Then I watched your canoodlian news pull a 1984-history rewrite and all of you idiots believed it.
Canoodlians are too lazy to do their own research and too retarded to know they should. Perhaps its the chronic hypothermia from living in igloos?
Once again everything you base your shit on canadians on is from the actions of a few people.
You immediately insult me because I'm Canadian when i haven't done anything to lead you to believe I'm any of those things other than being born in canada.
And all the snowy pussies jokes don't make you look any smarter.
It's sad that it took you two weeks to come up with the same shit you've been spitting out.
You're a canoodlian, let around by that socialist ring in your frozen nose called the CBC that splices up some lame jokes about your even lamer "military" with footage of flag-draped coffins to create misleading propaganda that poured an avalance of snow into your national vagina. If that metaphor bothers you, then stop acting like you have snow in your vagina.
It was a joke. Get over it. Or must you stomp on dolls of our president or attack American pee wee hocky players again?
Stop making fucking assumptions about me because of what goddam country I was in.
And stop assuming the Joke on Red Flag bothered me that much, read all of my comments, I don't get all that upset about it.
All of this started because you needed to have this video explained for you because you thought he was apologizing for the Red Flag thing. He was just explaining that not all Americans think like that for the sake of all the people whining about the joke.
The maker of this video felt a need to apologize on behalf of myself and 300 million other Americans. In trying to speak for me, he invited dissent.
Now, as for you -- you're canoodlian, a retarded, chronically hypothermic dogsledding idiot. Go repair your igloo, my SUV's exhaust is making the earth warm and melting your house.
Really, I don't get why you've been freaking out this whole time and blaming me for every dip-shit thing my country has done.
You and I both know the US isn't full of the smartest people either.
If your freaking out on me because of how I reacted at first then I'm sorry but pinning everything any random dip-shit who happened to be born in canada on me is just rediculous.
Actually, take a look at the number of scientific Nobel Prizes won or the number of patents filed by Americans you can see we do have the world's smartest people here. Even you canoodlians know that. Hell, every canoodlian with ambition quickly runs south for fame and fortune.
What's left in canoodlia after the best leave can best be described as "retards".
Like you and the other canoodlians that got snow in your national vagina over one joke. Aren't you late for a hockey game, eh?
You've gotta be a pathetic fucking idiot loser to resort to that shit.
So because the soil you were born on had more nobel prizes than the soil I was born on you must be better than me and I'm a retard?
Unless you've won a nobel prize shut the fuck up and don't brag about the achievements of others and don't ridicule people for the actions of individuals they don't even fucking know and aren't associated with.
Only high schoolers and canoodlian retards use the f-word. And yes, being born and raised an American does make me better than you. I would explain it to you, but I don't want you to cry any more than you already are than you were born in a pathetic, perma-frozen nothing of a nation called Canoodlia. And just like all those canooldian nothings that lived before you, you'll never accomplish anything history will remember either. Haha
to bloodofpatriots:we had the longest sniper shot in the world we did the most peace keeping missions and thats to name a couple u dont know anything about canada and ur just a fool that rants about other countrys you are a fucking low life you were probly born in the south with all thos fucking hill billies did u ever come up to canada and see igloos i live here and iv never seen a igloo before in my life but i have been on a dogsled but its a nice way to go out in the country
It took three canoodlian soldiers and a weapon manufactured from the ground up to kill from 2 miles away to finally beat what two marines did with an experimental machine gun almost 40 years ago. The fact you want to pat yourself on the back for that is both pathetic and very canoodlian.
Don't get angry with me just because all the other canoodlians won't let you join in their dogsledding games, rude-alf.
im just saying ur rude and very disrespectfull and probly is a prick that sits on computer all day talking shit about other countries no wonder ur wanna the most hated countries in the world because all u care about is yourself we have to comein the war and clean up your mess that u made shamefull
Egypt, Greece, Rome, Spain, and Britain were all hated in their day, too. It comes with the job of being your era's hyperpower. And your knowledge of Afghansitan is even weaker than your pathetically underfunded and undermanned military.
If your canoodlian troops are "cleaning up" our mess, then why are we sending thousands of US Marines to keep your troops from being overrun by armed poppy farmers?
Canoodlians never let facts get in the way of their undeserved national pride.
canoodlians wtf r u trying to be funny its just like me saying amoodlians also we rather do peace keeping missions then go out in to battle in africa and afganistan and theres people dying and you fuckers are making fun of the military fucking douch bags
Americans take over entire cities, entire countries. Canoodlians can't even handle a backwater town in Central Asia filled with armed poppy farmers. Your troops have to "take a break" to get pap smears and pedicures.
Canoodlian troops are a joke. Just get them out of the way before they get slaughtered and you enraged canoodlians stomp on little dolls of our presidnet or attack another bus full of American children.
frozen im dying of a heat right now because its like 30c i dont know what it is in your shit system its just very low why the fuck you here if ur just going to bash on canadian troops their so horrible why did they win in the military competion for sniper and pilot your a lame fucking joke
Bragging about "wargames" victories? Hahahaha You canoodlians really are a joke. Pretty soon your wimpy-wargaming soldiers will be issued a chest full of fake medals to pin on their little pigeon chests like a 3rd world dictator. Bragging about wargames... what a joke.
Where exactly did canoodlian troops bring peace? Sure wasn't the Balkans where the US military had to bail out your cowardly frozen butts.
All the nations you listed where all hated by 1 or 2 of their enemies. For example Britain was hated by france. The difference is America is hated by the whole world.
You don't think the whole world hated imperial Britain? What do you think that whole American Revolution thing was about? The Indian Rebellion of 1847? You think strapping Sepoys to canons and blowing them to pieces made the Indians love Britain? Did working African slaves to death on sugar plantations in the Caribbean not lead to hatred? Face facts, the arrogant imperial Brits WERE hated by the entire world in their day, just as Rome, Athens and Egypt were.
Rome was never hated by the whole world, S.P.Q.R Had diplomatic controll over all of europe and all the way around northern africa to the middle east. The rest of the world hardly even knew Rome existed, because of the low amount of knowledge about the earth at those times. They still thought the earth was flat and the map of earth was like quarter finished. Same for egypt. The only people that hated those nations are Slaves and Barbarians. And Athens is a city why would you list that?
Rome crucified thousands of people, leaving them to die on the roadside and then rot as a warning to others. Every culture that felt Rome's imperialism hated them. Their legions murdered women and children -- you would excuse that because those women and children were "barbarians" and "slaves"? Carthagians were neither, yet they hated Rome and fought 2 wars against them. Read some history. You'll learn Athens was despised by the other city-states because of its power-grab over the Delian League.
Carthage was led to war by hanibal, A Power ubsessed maniac and as history tells a canibal. He brought elaphants and africans, He fought with mercanaries and non carthaginians for carthage. Rome was fighting Barbarians..
Hannibal led Carthage's military to war against an imperialist Rome that wanted Carthage's African empire. He was not a cannibal. Where do you get that garbage? From biased Roman historians? If what they wrote about Hannibal is true, then what they wrote about the rebellious Jews must be true, too, right?
Carthagians were Phoenician, the great sailing culture of the ancient Mediterranean. Numidian cavalry were among the finest in the world. And "barbarian" is about as scientific as "weed".
So, you're pretty much a complete moron, aren't you, canoodlian? Carthagians were hardly "barbarians" (uncivilized idiots like you canoodlians). During the Hellenic Period, Carthage was the 2nd largest city after Alexandria on the Mediterranean with 23 miles of walls.
And Romans often employed merceneries (Alaric cost them bigtime). When Rome finally crushed Carthage in the 3rd Punic War, Rome used Numidian cavalry.
And by the way you sound like the typical highly uneducated american. Canoodlians? It's Canadian and it's not that hard to misspell. And most of the stuff you said did not make the less bit of sence.
wow, you are the reason why abortion should be allowed. ok lets make a deal, i go "dogsledding, and igloo building", and YOU GO FUCKING EAT CHEESEBURGERS, GET A HEART ATTACK AND DIE. the world would be a better place without fucks like you.
Interesting. Do canoodlians always wish death on those that disagree with them? You should see a psychiatrist about all that anger and hostility caused by your snow-filled vagina. With your socialized medicince and it's wait times, if you call today you'll probably get an appointment in early 2011.
It's called a "metaphor" which, apparently, you're too stupid to comprehend. Here, I'll state the metaphor again:
"One little lame joke on a middle-of-the-night satirical news show and all you canoodlians whined and cried like you got snow in your vaginas."
You just proved that not only are canoodlians whiny, crybabies with snow-filled vaginas, but also that canoodlians are too stupid to understand metaphors.
i'm too stupid? ok lets back track. you think men have vaginas and also you think Canadians is spelled canoodlians... i don't think i'm the dumb one. and whats up with snow filled vaginas, you said that like 20 times.. ok so i can say you have mcdonald filled vaginas and american soldiers are pussies.
Yes, you are stupid. If you weren't stupid, you'd recognize an obvious metaphor. And there are no more Canadians -- the last brave, courageous Canadians defied their cowardly government in Ottawa and joined the US military to fight in Vietnam. All that's left in Canada are "canoodlians" with snow-filled vaginas. Make that "un-original" canoodlians with snow-filled vaginas.
The next time you want to pretend you're not stupid, try not to misuse ellipses. Stick to igloo-building and dogsledding.
your so smart, all you can say is snow filled vaginas... you said that phrase like 20 times.. yea, your really cool now.. btw, it's funny you enjoy being the shit stick.. you get so much hate, you have to delete comments off your profile page.
The way you cowards are running away from Afghanistan, you must have vaginas. Go ahead, get your wannabe troops home for their pedicures and pap smears. They're just in the damn way of our Marines. Silly canoodlians can't even outfight armed opium farmers anyway. In 8 years they've done nothing but fail at every task. Kandahar is more dangerous today than it's ever been.
And canoodlia is the mecca for gay sex. Ask your gay soldiers getting married on base or your gay mounties. Hahahaha
First, this is a text-based forum, so I didn't "say" anything.
Second, I never mentioned anything about "fucking" snow-filled vaginas. That's seems to be YOUR fantasy since YOU brought it up.
Third, you still don't understand that for most canoodlians, snow-filled vagina is a metaphor. For you, considering the way you whine and cry, it must be fact.
Now go wash our your vagina and tell your mommy the man on the internet made you cry. Perhaps she'll give you a cookie before your nap?
again with your dream of men having vaginas. i'm sorry man, i don't have a vagina and i certainly don't want to have sex with you. i like girls, not men. i'm sorry to break your heart because Canadian men don't have "snow filled vaginas"..
So, you brought up sex and now you're trying to claim you didn't bring up sex? Canoodlians are not just pathetic, you suffer from short-term memory loss. Must be all that hypothermia from the snow in your vagina.
LOL, how many times do i have to tell you, men in Canada have penises and do not want to have gay sex with you. i'm not the one suffering from short term memory loss because i told you like 40 times that men have penises in Canada and they DO NOT WANT TO HAVE GAY SEX WITH YOU.
In your attempt to make the US look so much better your only making it seem like a country full of idiots who think they're better than everyone because of what other people have done. But unlike you, I judge people based on their own actions, not by the actions of others who just happened to be born in the same country. Before I'm a Canadian I'm a human fucking being. The fact that you can go on and on ridiculing people for the actions of others just because they're in the
We're better because of what Americans have done and what we're continuing to do. And keep posting the f-word, it just confirms the fact that canoodlians are retarded and lack the education necessary to accomplish anything of importance.
Now get your cowardly troops home for their pap smears and pedicures so no more late night satirical news hosts will hurt your poor little feelings, you hypothermic crybaby.
same country and bragging about what has been accomplished by people in yours is just sad. Without your US flag to hide behind, you're fucking nothing. You're pathetic.
I'm actually starting to pity you because its obvious that you have so much trouble identifying yourself in the world you need to use the accomplishments of others to make yourself feel like your above others. This will be my last reply because I know you won't be able to come up with anything new and i just feel bad for you now
Canoodlians hide behind their flag -- actually you hide behind that silly little maple leaf. Americans proudly stand in front of our flag, defending it against all enemies, foreign or domestic. My ancestors fought King George, while your ancestors bowed down in worship of his royal inbred-ness.
You have no idea what I've accomplished, but none of that matters since my being American is all that's required to make me better than you, silly canoodlian.
This is a text-based forum, dogsledder. The verb you're looking for is "read", not "listen". Guess grammar in canoodlia isn't as important for you hypothermic retards as doglsedding and igloo-building, eh?
And you need to learn your place in the world, canoodlian. Stop thinking canoodlians are equal to Americans. You're not worthy to clean our toilets. Now get your cowardly troops home before their vaginal infections make all 2,500 of them unfit for combat.
and i guess u think its always cold well i bet today some cities in canada is hotter then a lot of cities in the states fucking douch bag hope u die of a painfull death
Lol, i fucking shut you up and you trash other people. LOL No life fucker. oh i know, it breaks your heart that men in Canada have penises and not snow filled vaginas. i'm sorry i broke your dreams.
this was not the best approach as far as a 'response' goes.
jas22 4 days ago
Yeah...the video was definitely meant to be light hearted and joking. You missed the point.
Look up Greg Gutfield bud. As ignorant as your comments you just made.
opollis 4 months ago
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greg gutfeld would watch this video and laugh his assss offfff lol,he was joking hahaha. he jokes around about everything else so why are you crying now,it took you this long to start bitchin. hahaha poor greg has to deal with these sensitive bitchesss lol :)
christinaxoxo22 7 months ago
greg gutfeld would watch this video and laugh is assss offfff lol,he was joking hahaha. he jokes around about everything else so why are you crying now,it took you this long to start bitchin. hahaha poor greg has to deal with these sensitive bitchesss lol :)
christinaxoxo22 7 months ago
It's embarrassing how many Canadians hate all of America for Fox's bashing. Thank you for telling that to the ones who think like that. I'm fine with normal Americans, it's just the ignorant racist douche bags like those four that bring my piss to a boil.
purppanther 11 months ago
@purppanther
Kind of like 30% of the Canadians I've met over-seas. Sorry for such the large percentage, but I get the feeling you would be one of them.
"The US depends on Canada for drinking water"
Good lord man, please educate yourself.
JohnQRandom 11 months ago
Nice rebuttal Typhoon610. As a proud Canadian, I thank you...
DLRisVH 1 year ago
Maybe if you put this energy toward scraping the sand out of your vagina, you would see what a total joke the move to 'retreat for a year' was on the part of Canada or rather Can'tada.
NastyChuck 1 year ago
Thank you!!! I had almost given up on my fellow Americans. The fact that there are 4 dislikes to this video shows this country is on a tragic decline...
WorldBFree2006 1 year ago
typhoon610 your the best!!!from canada
harrisonconstantinou 1 year ago
Well said!
gizmo2084 1 year ago
I apreciate you saying this, but I think about 80% of Canadians don't give a fuck about red eye. There's a reason they're on at fucking 3am, they have no clue what they're talking about. But I do apreaciate this video. God bless :)
canuckleful 1 year ago
america the beautiful.with love from canada.
1988scottcarey 1 year ago
You really need to grow a sense of humor
Did you protest when the South Park movie had a song named "Blame Canada?"
I didn't think so.
justabill61 1 year ago
Hey idiot, his name is Greg Gutfeld.
justabill61 1 year ago
Get a grip clown. It was Canada who anounced they were giving their military a year vacation. What about the left wing so-called comedians who bash and lie about American soldiers?
radiodonut 2 years ago
ohhhhh canada
riser185 2 years ago
Yeah a lot of canadians need to earn to be less butt-hurt about jokes against beloved canada.
johnnyponny4 2 years ago
yes im srry but our country respects you ( I know most people don't think that way) and we feel hurt being disrespected. And dead soldiers just came back. We take it seroiusly. We didn't start this war. And im actually against it (I prey for all the canadian, american and NATO soldiers in warzones)
RippleAffectMedia 2 years ago
@RippleAffectMedia dont forget the Brits... jeysas everyone forgets the Brits (this is directed at everyone not just you)
JOHNOOH 2 years ago
Very good argument I've been getting tired of the Canadians thinking those 4 idiots were being serious. Although please fix your mic it was getting very annoying listening to that.
jokesterpants 2 years ago
Yeah man, it was using the onboard webcam mic for some reason, even though I have a separate one. I guess I never set the headset to the recording device.
Typhoon610 2 years ago
Remember No military experience either.
These fucks talk tuff, but I don't see them serving in Iraq.
MrObamaHATESwhites 2 years ago
hey the more you swear the more credible you sound... The point of the show is to be funny.. i don't know if you knew that or not..that's why they are comedians.. and this show is a lot more funny than the pretentious daiy show which you probably love..and hey I've never seen a crack house with a computer
spoojohn 2 years ago
Haha, yeah man. College apartments look like crackhouses.
There was no credibility to what I was saying. It's all opinion. I'm telling the Canadians to wake up and realize who they're getting bent out of shape over. Four dumbasses. The soldier issue is touchy and I have a lot of friends in the US armed forces, so when this came out, it really pissed me the fuck off too.
Typhoon610 2 years ago
@spoojohn he was just assuming they were bad because they're on fox news although he assumes about all of fox new's shows being bad because I bet he never even watched a single minute of it. But he probably watches Keith Olbermann and defends is intergrity even though the only difference between Olbermann and O'reilly is that one is left and the other is right. But everything else is the same.
Empyreanmight 1 year ago
Seriously guys, can you cut the shit? It's been months. Just PM this stuff, it all floods my inbox.
Typhoon610 2 years ago
I know the majority of americans feel the way you do. I appreciate you taking the time to show concern for the disgusting comments made by those douchebags and that stinky blonde slut. Fuck Fox. They should be banned in Canada. We have enough quality networks. We don't need them. Incidentally, that bearded comedian is Doug Benson and because of all this his gigs here in Canada, mainly Edmonton, were cancelled. GOOD! I hope his carreer takes a nose dive. Thank you for showing your support.
pinkfloyd2654 2 years ago
Anytime man. If there's one thing I can't stand being insulted, it's a soldier.
Typhoon610 2 years ago
Wow lol you seem to know so much about military and war. Have you ever served??????
armypike1 2 years ago
Who was that directed to?
Typhoon610 2 years ago
blood
crazyperson3245 2 years ago
Respect
DeathWish1974 2 years ago 3
Could it be that humourless Liberal anti-Fox folks protest too much? Get a sense of humor fascisto..........it's angry politically correct thought police like you who will help bring us to Big Brother nirvanna.
LWall2000 2 years ago
Humor is only humor when you don't take it too far. I'm conservative, btw. Normally I'd be down for this kind of humor, but not as a personal smack in the face to veterans and heroes. There's a line, they crossed it. Not my fault you've been desensitized too much to care.
Typhoon610 2 years ago
Andy Kaufman, Lenny Bruce, Sam Kinison, and Richard Pryor, as well as Matt Stone and Trey Parker, would all disagree with you. Comedy is at its BEST when you cross that metaphoric "do-not-cross" line.
I bet you spend all your time watching the Andy Griffith Show, don't you?
;)
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
ya it really was that humerous
somebodyelse2255 2 years ago
ya it really was that humerless
somebodyelse2255 2 years ago
no it just wasn't that funny. the jokes were lame old stereo types and they were just taking shots at troops who give time effort and lives for a war started by ignorant dicks like you
perry570 2 years ago
Also, Gutfeld is a big idiot, and if you think it is a non issue your just as dumb as they are. Fucking a joke that they say shit like that about canada without knowing anything, i realize that the man the made this video is among the normal americans however there are alot of americans that do agree with what these red eye idiots were saying as i have had many tell me canadians are weak or w/e. Although we dont need an army like the states do and im sorta proud of that.
gstergster 2 years ago
Mcbogsters your a complete moron, probably like the people on fox news. Guaranteed this will bring down ratings on there retarded show after it all boils over. It's not a joke when you talk about it the way they did. They no nothing, its not funny, i odnt know what type of humor you watch but most comedians make fun of their own culture or themself not other people. Also, if you think this was a joke it wasn't they truthfully think these things of canada and have no idea about the country.
gstergster 2 years ago
Nice vid man, appreciate it!!
BCHQQ 2 years ago
Have you ever heard of humor??? Lighten up, jeezzzz.... You have obviously have never watched the show... Each night they end with a segment called "MALE TIME"... Does your dumb ass get it yet.. The whole play on words thing.... The entire show is set up in the same manor.... Gutfeld is not an idiot, he does shit like this to get no name morons like yourself to promote his show by complaining about non issues... Grow up! Oh by the way.... Fox number one in ratings for cable news!!!
Mcbogsters 2 years ago
yea, it's pretty funny when someone's son die. it's pretty funny to kill people. if you think it's humor, your one sick fuck.
2exclusive4MC 2 years ago
They're not "people", they're subhuman canoodlians, running away from a NATO mission so they can get pedicures and pap smears.
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
why the hell are you so angry? i'm sorry, MEN IN CANADA DON'T HAVE SNOW FILLED VAGINAS. THEY HAVE PENISES. your fantasy of having gay sex with Canadian men is gone.
2exclusive4MC 2 years ago
You're projecting again, canoodlian. YOU keep bringing up gay sex so that makes it YOUR fantasy. Go get some psychiatric help from your government run health care. If you call today, you might get an appointment sometime in early 2014.
Now run along and tell your mommy the man on the internet made you cry again. Perhaps she'll give you a cookie before putting you down for your nap, junior.
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
speak up, i can't hear you when you have a cock in yoru mouth. take it out. and accept men in Canada have penises and not vaginas you sick gay fuck.
2exclusive4MC 2 years ago
Again, more homosexual projection on your part. Go ahead, prove you're not a latent homosexual by continuing to post your homosexual fantasies. Kind of like trying to prove canoodlia has a viable military by cowardly running away from a fight so its soldiers can get pedicures and pap smears.
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
take your fucking cock out of your mouth then speak fucker.
2exclusive4MC 2 years ago
More projection of your homosexual fantasies. Again, you prove your latent homosexuality. Perhaps if you were a cowardly canoodlian soldier allowed to marry in an onbase chapel, you wouldn't be so angry. On a side note, learn how to capitalize and punctuate.
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
BloodofPatriots. Hmmm. I would one day like to see America invade Canada... Cause... Every man woman and child would personally volunteer to fight against you.... Cause... when a country so insane tries to invade you, your moral fibre comes to fruition. I do not wish to kill in the name of any sort of war, but should my homeland ever be invaded ( by anyone not just America) I will gladly give my life for the freedoms I enjoy. There is no need for americans to bash Canada in any way.
toothfairytats 2 years ago
Your military budget is smaller than that of the US Coast Guard. You'd be fighting a multi-front war without air superiority from Alaska and multiple points along the US-canoodlian border? Ask Hitler how a two-front war works. As for every man, woman and child, your total population is 34 million. Even if you could arm and organize that many, you couldn't stop the juggernaut that is the US military, national guard or the likely NRA augmentation (4 million members).
So chill out, snowman.
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
NOT TRUE WE HAVE EVERYTHING!
webkinzlovers100 2 years ago
Sadly, that is what the US is good for.....invading small peaceful countries. Why dont you try invading the Russians, Chinese or European Union????
The World just needs an excuse to wipe you of the face of the Earth and those countries will do that job. Only dumbfucks like Americans will criticize their own allies at the time when they are praying for their fallen soldiers.
323646737 2 years ago
Allies? Don't you think it's pathetic that a nation of 34 million can only put 3,000 troops in Afghanistan? You call THAT fulfilling your NATO obligation? What a joke.
As for the Russians, it was the US military not that collection of weaklings called NATO, that stared down the USSR. The US bombed to oblivion every major city in Western Europe during WW2. China's military isn't in the same league (although they'd smash you).
Canadians supported Saddam over the US. You're not an ally.
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
@BloodofPatriots the americans didnt bomb the cities it was the british who prefered the long range bombers the us wouldnt have had the range anyway fuckstick. the US effort was more ground based. sure theres exceptions. like vegetative head trauma patients like you being able leave comments on youtube
JOHNOOH 2 years ago
Did you get some snow into your canoodlian vagina? It must be tough for you, accepting that your soldiers are complete cowards that need to "take a break" from the NATO war in Afghanistan so they can get pap smears and pedicures.
As for WWII, I'm sure you believe the US had nothing to do with winning it in Europe or even the Pacific. You're anti-Americanism is one day going to get you a Chinese boot on your throat.
Enjoy it. :)
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
We have 10,000 nuclear weapons. The US can erase human life on this planet without firing a single missile -- all we need to is detonate all of our nukes in their silos and that's that.
The "world" is, like canoodlia, much more cowardly that you'll admit. :)
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
A US annex of Canada = beach invasions up and down the coastlines of North America by all Commonweatlh and European countries (at the very least).
It will never happen. Because the US never will.
rumboxfilms 2 years ago
So, the little canoodlians would cry and stomp your little frozen feet while crying for "mummy" to come save you? Funny. You do realize that the US military is larger than all the militaries of the "commonwealth" and Europe combined?
If the US wanted canoodlia, our national guard and air reserves would take it in a weekend. We wouldn't even have to use active military. Just be glad we don't roll over one night and crush you, canoodlian. :)
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
I'm not Canadian.
The European Union has approximately 6 million active and reserve.
The United States has approximately 3 million active and reserve.
The only stomping of feet would be up through the beachheads.
rumboxfilms 2 years ago
Where are Europe's troop ships and planes to get them here? You do realize the US military budget is larger than the next 19 combined, including Russia and China? And if you served in the military at all and trained with European "troops", you would have realized very quickly that their 2 years of compulsory service, lack of equipment, and bad attitudes make them poor soldiers. The only soldiers in Europe worth a damn are the Swiss and they won't fight outside of Switzerland or the Vatican.
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
I've only mentioned the EU total force. How do you think Russia would factor into this hypothetical? How about SE Asia?
Europeans know all too well about superior force aggressors annexing neighbour states. Canada and the rest of the Commonwealth assisted in liberating Europe from the start, regardless of how dire the situation was.
If those brave Americans who also helped liberate Europe and the Pacific could read the garbage you spout here, they would be disgusted.
rumboxfilms 2 years ago
Russia's navy is a rusting environmental disaster more dangerous to her own military than anyone else's. As for SE Asia, when Europe abandoned them to murderous communism, only the US (with help from Australia, Korea, etc) tried to stop it. Europe ran away.
The Nazis killed 20 million people. Your heroes, the Soviets, killed 40 million. China killed 50 million. Who was worse?
If the US invades canoodlia, the rest of the world would cry out... and then do absolutely NOTHING.
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
@BloodofPatriots ITS FUCKING CANADA NOT canoodlia you stupid fucktard
mejw1 1 year ago
@mejw1 Silly canoodlian. Go back to your igloo.
BloodofPatriots 1 year ago
@BloodofPatriots wow, you do realize that the U.S is broke right? so where do you think they're gonna make cuts? thats right, the military. Then your precious military will be diminished along with your self esteem because you see nothing of worth in your country. How sad your life must be to precariously place your confidence on something that will be 75% gone in two years.
stkuehne 1 year ago
@stkuehne The US government is broke. America still has plenty of money and resources. I'd like to see cuts to the military. I want every soldiers, sailor, marine and airman brought home. Its time American taxpayers stopped paying to protect the world from itself. If Sunni muslims want to kill Shiite muslims, why should we care? If North Koreans want to nuke their neighbors, why should we care? And we should tell Russia that if it wants to invade Canada, then we don't care.
BloodofPatriots 1 year ago
@BloodofPatriots come here and ill show you my igloo ;) and my seal skin boots up your ass, you stupid idiot, did you even know that alot of your northern states like michigan wisconsin and Minnesota get much colder winters then we do? ITS CALLED THE LAKE EFFECT YOU RETARD, the only other area that is that cold is our nothern territories like yukon and northwest territories, do your fucking research before you think we live in igloo's
mejw1 1 year ago
@mejw1 It's canoodlia. It's not like you're a real country anyway.
BloodofPatriots 1 year ago
@BloodofPatriots i live in eastern ontario and we only had 2 soo called snow storms, look at new york, penn state and D.C. they have had more snow then Canada in total
so you enjoy your igloo, and perhaps more soo when there will be a polar shift ;)
mejw1 1 year ago
@mejw1 You have glaciers (years of packed snow) in Canoodlia, you baby-seal rapist. Where 's the glacier in DC? Seems not only are your soldiers cowards, hiding in their camps, but canoodlians in general are too stupid to realize you're not even living in a real country.
BloodofPatriots 1 year ago
@BloodofPatriots wow, ok i guess i wont get any inteligence out of you so, good luck on your anti canadian campaign ;)
mejw1 1 year ago
@mejw1 Translation: You have pwned my idiot canoodlian ass and now I have to go make an appointment with a psychiatrist to deal with my depressions... and thanks to canoodlia's socialist health care system I should get an appointment sometime around 2016.
BloodofPatriots 1 year ago
@BloodofPatriots your too funny ;)
mejw1 1 year ago
@BloodofPatriots wrong if america did invade canada it would be kicked out of the UN and NATO for attacking a fellow member plus canada is commenwelth that means you attack canada or as you say "canoodlian" you declare war on about 50 other commentwelth countries it would be the world vs america kinda scenario america knows this they'd just do the legal invasion of canada through american shows sitcoms and channels which we canadians like i've been to america but wouldn't wanna live their
1988scottcarey 1 year ago
@1988scottcarey Hey, spanky... the UN is a corrupt den of murderous and thieving dictators, so who cares about that crime syndicate? Besides, we can keep the billions we give them every year. As for NATO, get a clue. America IS NATO. NATO allows all the peons like canoodlia to fight above your weight class, so STFU or we'll send a group of girl scouts to kick your asses. As for America, ask yourself why so many famous canoodlians are now American citizens. Now go have a good cry, snowflake.
BloodofPatriots 1 year ago
well said, thank you.
weecheekycharlie 2 years ago
Thank you. I appreciate your words as a Canadian
kabo0m 2 years ago
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kabo0m 2 years ago
Narrow Minded Yanks !
SeeBoire 2 years ago
Seems to me the 'faux' haters didn't watch the video.
Nothing was said against the soldiers fighting in Iraq, at least not by the hosts. (You have Doug Benson saying Canadians aren't fighting in the war.) And nothing against the dead soldiers.
So enlighten me.
itsuki51 2 years ago
If I have to explain to you what was wrong with the situation and what was said then you're a fucking moron, dude.
Try watching the videos more closely.
Typhoon610 2 years ago
Well said.
nibelungensohn 2 years ago
Canadians are angry, frozen anti-American bigots. You shouldn't have wasted your time. If they don't realize that Free Speech gives anyone, even lame Fox hosts, the right to say stupid, insensitive and retarded things, then they're just a mature enough country to be treated as an equal to the US.
It's a lame, middle-of-the-night satire show afterall. They're whining and pouting like those jokes were on White House letterhead.
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
Okay, if it happened on any other day, maybe it'd be less intense, but the fact is returning soldiers were coming home that day in boxes. That's just downright fucking mean. If my family member was coming home from a foreign war in a casket and another country pulled this shit, I'd be pissed too.
Typhoon610 2 years ago
And there's your mistake. The RedEye broadcast was March 17 and the four Canadian soldiers were killed on March 21... even in canoodlia that's 4 days later.
Face facts, you've been had by the canoodlian anti-american hate machine (aka the CBC).
They even got you to apologize because lame comedians on a middle-of-the-night cable show didn't have crystal balls.
Sucker.
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
Even if that were true, you wouldn't apologize to someone just to make them feel better? How the fuck is it hurting you? I'm sorry, did my apology hurt your ego? Grow some testicles compadre.
Typhoon610 2 years ago
I don't apologize for the rain or earthquakes or Obama breaking his campaign promises, so why should I apologize for some lame jokes on a middle-of-the-night satirical news show?
I don't have any control over any of that, nor do you. Your apology means nothing to anti-American canoodlians. They decided long ago to hate our country (even though we buy 80% of their exports) and slander our soldiers as "criminals" for fighting an "illegal" war.
You need to realize the world is for grown-ups.
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
DUDE do you post in every single response to Fox news. Get a fucking life you douche bag. And why do you hate canadians? Your an ignorant tool. And i've been to many american ramp cermonies and trust me the canadian forces fully support the american forces.
xxCanuck 2 years ago 3
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So you've read every single response to Fox News and you're telling me I need to "get a fucking life"?
O Arturo, Prince of Irony.
Canoodlians TRY to fully support American troops, but you're just too small in number, to pathetically armed and criminally underfunded to do the job. I don't blame your troops, I blame your politicians in Ottawa and the average canoodlian that's an inherently anti-American colostomy-bag.
Why don't you go stomp on a doll of our president or boo our anthem?
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
Why do you think what we canadians hate the americans. Where the fuck do you find your information. And as for the war in iraq the world knows that the war is a failure. And its people like you that make the world hate your country. America is a great country and i have met some great friends overseas that are american.Oh ya your the biggest fucking fagget i have ever met
xxCanuck 2 years ago 3
We've never met, so keep your homosexual projection to yourself.
As for Iraq being a failure, even Obama admits its a success. 13 of 18 provinces, including former terrorist havens Anbar and Diyala, have been completely turned over to Iraq Security Forces. Iraq's have multiple national elections without serious bloodshed and a Western-leaning constitution that protects minorities.
It's such a success that 3,000 Marines were redeployed to Kandahar to save your troop's butts, canoodlian.
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
Are you fucking retarded?
He wasn't apologizing, he was explaining that it was just a few idiots and that not all Americans are that fucking stupid.
Nobody is asking you to apologize for it.
By the way, we're not all anti-americans 'canoodians'.
Canoodians? are you fucking retarded?
"You need to realize the world is for grown-ups."
If you think you're a grown up you're fucking delusional.
On every one of these videos i've seen, you're in the comments bashing Canadians.
Real grown up, bud.
ScottScream 2 years ago
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Canoodlians are ungrateful, whiny, frozen little bitches. Canoodlians attacked a bus full of American pee wee hockey players to protest Bush's policies. Your politicians stomp on little dolls of our president and then call us "bastards". How grown up is that? And if you think canoodlia is capable of meeting its NATO obligations, YOU'RE completely delusional.
Now, get back to your dogsledding races and igloo-building.
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
Once again, you're basing your opinion on an entire country of people on the actions of individuals, grow the fuck up.
"Now, get back to your dogsledding races and igloo-building."
What are you 12?
You're fucking pathetic.
ScottScream 2 years ago
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"you're basing your opinion on an entire country of people on the actions of individuals"
Wow. You mean like the entire country of canoodlia did by jumping on the "We Hate America" bandwagon because of the lame jokes of a single, late-night, satirical news show host?
O Arturo, Prince of Irony!
Since you don't have the education to understand the above quote, it means, "Way to pwn yourself, dogsledder".
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
Seriously, you're a fucking idiot.
The only education level needed to understand that is a fucking high school degree.
You may think you sound real smart, but you're only embarrassing yourself. So find something better to do than sitting on a bunch of youtube pages making fun of canada.
ScottScream 2 years ago
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The fact you believe writing "seriously" and using the "f-word" is an intelligent rebuttal is more unnecessary proof that canoodlians are retarded.
I don't make fun of canoodlia. That would be boring. What's amusing is canoodlians getting snowy vaginas because your national ego was bruised by a couple of jokes on a middle-of-the-night, satirical news show on a network you canoodlians claim you don't watch.
Now THAT'S funny, dogsledder.
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
Where did I say that it's intelligent?
At least I'm not the idiot resorting to name calling.
"snowy vaginas"?
"dogsledder"?
Are you 12?
I haven't been making fun of americans at all here, yet all you've been doing is insulting me for being Canadian.
ScottScream 2 years ago
By the way, not the entire country of Canada joined this band wagon, some didn't give a shit, some didn't even hear about it.
Yet AGAIN you're holding an entire country of people responsible for the actions of individuals.
SERIOUSLY, you're a fool.
ScottScream 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Well, it's clear you watch Grey's Anatomy with all the "serious" in your posts.
As for fool, it's not my country's troops that need to run away from Afghanistan to get pedicures and pap smears because the big mean poppy farmers are too much for them to handle.
Those cowardly pussies would be canoodlian troops. Worthless and useless, exactly like canoodlia is in NATO.
Get out you leeches and take your wannabe military with you. If that puts snow in your vagina, then go stand by a fire.
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
Oh no, you made fun of my country.
I'm so upset.
The actions of Canada's troops do not reflect upon me as an individual.
Your point about me being a fool makes no sense.
Excuse me as I stop replying.
It's clear you have nothing better to say other than petty insults and ignorant comments.
Besides, I've got better things to do than sit on youtube and try to explain to you how much of an idiot you are.
You're clearly not getting it.
ScottScream 2 years ago
I read this 1st comment and asked myself if a rational, mature person would call us "Canoodlians". I would say no. I would say it's more like an angry 12 year old. I noticed that you'd posted more stuff. I didn't read it- I can't image it was anything worth while...
TrollyMcTrollerson 2 years ago 2
To BloodofPatriots, Canadians realize they are joking (it is obvious) but if anyone made fun of the US army people would have been outraged.
Plus not all Canadians are frozen or anti-American. I live south of most of MI, all of ME and VT and NH, and half of your States get snow where mine doesn't and I am enaged to an American. You can't judge anyone by a whole country is my point. And even tho the show was joking, it is the same thing. But turn the tables, it would not be seen as funny.
kabo0m 2 years ago
When I've traveled to canada, I often amuse my fellow Americans by mimicking a certain European accent and asking canoodlians in the pub, "Should I stay here in Canada or move to the States?"
Every time that opened a floodgate of anti-American hate-speech, so take your "not all canadians are anti-american" bullshit and shove it. Hating the United States is the only acceptable form of hate-speech in canoodlia and you know it.
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
You're basing your entire opinion on a country of people based on what few guys said while they were in a pub?
WOW.
ScottScream 2 years ago 2
Actually, I'm bashing a whiny nation of crybabies that got snow poured in its national vagina because some late night, satirical new show host made a lame joke -- a show on a network none of you claim to watch. Then I watched your canoodlian news pull a 1984-history rewrite and all of you idiots believed it.
Canoodlians are too lazy to do their own research and too retarded to know they should. Perhaps its the chronic hypothermia from living in igloos?
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
Once again everything you base your shit on canadians on is from the actions of a few people.
You immediately insult me because I'm Canadian when i haven't done anything to lead you to believe I'm any of those things other than being born in canada.
And all the snowy pussies jokes don't make you look any smarter.
It's sad that it took you two weeks to come up with the same shit you've been spitting out.
ScottScream 2 years ago
You're a canoodlian, let around by that socialist ring in your frozen nose called the CBC that splices up some lame jokes about your even lamer "military" with footage of flag-draped coffins to create misleading propaganda that poured an avalance of snow into your national vagina. If that metaphor bothers you, then stop acting like you have snow in your vagina.
It was a joke. Get over it. Or must you stomp on dolls of our president or attack American pee wee hocky players again?
Putz.
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
DUDE
How do you now I watch the CBC?
Stop making fucking assumptions about me because of what goddam country I was in.
And stop assuming the Joke on Red Flag bothered me that much, read all of my comments, I don't get all that upset about it.
All of this started because you needed to have this video explained for you because you thought he was apologizing for the Red Flag thing. He was just explaining that not all Americans think like that for the sake of all the people whining about the joke.
ScottScream 2 years ago
The maker of this video felt a need to apologize on behalf of myself and 300 million other Americans. In trying to speak for me, he invited dissent.
Now, as for you -- you're canoodlian, a retarded, chronically hypothermic dogsledding idiot. Go repair your igloo, my SUV's exhaust is making the earth warm and melting your house.
:)
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
I was born in**
Really, I don't get why you've been freaking out this whole time and blaming me for every dip-shit thing my country has done.
You and I both know the US isn't full of the smartest people either.
If your freaking out on me because of how I reacted at first then I'm sorry but pinning everything any random dip-shit who happened to be born in canada on me is just rediculous.
ScottScream 2 years ago
Actually, take a look at the number of scientific Nobel Prizes won or the number of patents filed by Americans you can see we do have the world's smartest people here. Even you canoodlians know that. Hell, every canoodlian with ambition quickly runs south for fame and fortune.
What's left in canoodlia after the best leave can best be described as "retards".
Like you and the other canoodlians that got snow in your national vagina over one joke. Aren't you late for a hockey game, eh?
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
Wow, I can't believe you.
You've gotta be a pathetic fucking idiot loser to resort to that shit.
So because the soil you were born on had more nobel prizes than the soil I was born on you must be better than me and I'm a retard?
Unless you've won a nobel prize shut the fuck up and don't brag about the achievements of others and don't ridicule people for the actions of individuals they don't even fucking know and aren't associated with.
ScottScream 2 years ago
Only high schoolers and canoodlian retards use the f-word. And yes, being born and raised an American does make me better than you. I would explain it to you, but I don't want you to cry any more than you already are than you were born in a pathetic, perma-frozen nothing of a nation called Canoodlia. And just like all those canooldian nothings that lived before you, you'll never accomplish anything history will remember either. Haha
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
to bloodofpatriots:we had the longest sniper shot in the world we did the most peace keeping missions and thats to name a couple u dont know anything about canada and ur just a fool that rants about other countrys you are a fucking low life you were probly born in the south with all thos fucking hill billies did u ever come up to canada and see igloos i live here and iv never seen a igloo before in my life but i have been on a dogsled but its a nice way to go out in the country
crazyperson3245 2 years ago
It took three canoodlian soldiers and a weapon manufactured from the ground up to kill from 2 miles away to finally beat what two marines did with an experimental machine gun almost 40 years ago. The fact you want to pat yourself on the back for that is both pathetic and very canoodlian.
Don't get angry with me just because all the other canoodlians won't let you join in their dogsledding games, rude-alf.
;)
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
im just saying ur rude and very disrespectfull and probly is a prick that sits on computer all day talking shit about other countries no wonder ur wanna the most hated countries in the world because all u care about is yourself we have to comein the war and clean up your mess that u made shamefull
crazyperson3245 2 years ago
Egypt, Greece, Rome, Spain, and Britain were all hated in their day, too. It comes with the job of being your era's hyperpower. And your knowledge of Afghansitan is even weaker than your pathetically underfunded and undermanned military.
If your canoodlian troops are "cleaning up" our mess, then why are we sending thousands of US Marines to keep your troops from being overrun by armed poppy farmers?
Canoodlians never let facts get in the way of their undeserved national pride.
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
canoodlians wtf r u trying to be funny its just like me saying amoodlians also we rather do peace keeping missions then go out in to battle in africa and afganistan and theres people dying and you fuckers are making fun of the military fucking douch bags
crazyperson3245 2 years ago
Americans take over entire cities, entire countries. Canoodlians can't even handle a backwater town in Central Asia filled with armed poppy farmers. Your troops have to "take a break" to get pap smears and pedicures.
Canoodlian troops are a joke. Just get them out of the way before they get slaughtered and you enraged canoodlians stomp on little dolls of our presidnet or attack another bus full of American children.
It was a JOKE, you big frozen baby.
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
frozen im dying of a heat right now because its like 30c i dont know what it is in your shit system its just very low why the fuck you here if ur just going to bash on canadian troops their so horrible why did they win in the military competion for sniper and pilot your a lame fucking joke
crazyperson3245 2 years ago
Bragging about "wargames" victories? Hahahaha You canoodlians really are a joke. Pretty soon your wimpy-wargaming soldiers will be issued a chest full of fake medals to pin on their little pigeon chests like a 3rd world dictator. Bragging about wargames... what a joke.
Where exactly did canoodlian troops bring peace? Sure wasn't the Balkans where the US military had to bail out your cowardly frozen butts.
Bragging about wargames. Hahahahahahahahahahaha
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
you dont even need to respond cause its just going to be a waste of time
crazyperson3245 2 years ago
It's always humorous when I can get your canoodlian vagina so filled with snow you start bragging about things like "wargames" victories! Hahahahaha
I'm still laughing about that one. Hahahahahahaha
Stick to dogsledding and igloo-building, nanook. You suck at defending canoodlia's national pride.
Wargaming. Hahahahahaha
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
All the nations you listed where all hated by 1 or 2 of their enemies. For example Britain was hated by france. The difference is America is hated by the whole world.
JoeyD12345678 2 years ago
You don't think the whole world hated imperial Britain? What do you think that whole American Revolution thing was about? The Indian Rebellion of 1847? You think strapping Sepoys to canons and blowing them to pieces made the Indians love Britain? Did working African slaves to death on sugar plantations in the Caribbean not lead to hatred? Face facts, the arrogant imperial Brits WERE hated by the entire world in their day, just as Rome, Athens and Egypt were.
Silly, canoodlian, go read a book.
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
Rome was never hated by the whole world, S.P.Q.R Had diplomatic controll over all of europe and all the way around northern africa to the middle east. The rest of the world hardly even knew Rome existed, because of the low amount of knowledge about the earth at those times. They still thought the earth was flat and the map of earth was like quarter finished. Same for egypt. The only people that hated those nations are Slaves and Barbarians. And Athens is a city why would you list that?
JoeyD12345678 2 years ago
Rome crucified thousands of people, leaving them to die on the roadside and then rot as a warning to others. Every culture that felt Rome's imperialism hated them. Their legions murdered women and children -- you would excuse that because those women and children were "barbarians" and "slaves"? Carthagians were neither, yet they hated Rome and fought 2 wars against them. Read some history. You'll learn Athens was despised by the other city-states because of its power-grab over the Delian League.
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
Carthage was led to war by hanibal, A Power ubsessed maniac and as history tells a canibal. He brought elaphants and africans, He fought with mercanaries and non carthaginians for carthage. Rome was fighting Barbarians..
JoeyD12345678 2 years ago
Hannibal led Carthage's military to war against an imperialist Rome that wanted Carthage's African empire. He was not a cannibal. Where do you get that garbage? From biased Roman historians? If what they wrote about Hannibal is true, then what they wrote about the rebellious Jews must be true, too, right?
Carthagians were Phoenician, the great sailing culture of the ancient Mediterranean. Numidian cavalry were among the finest in the world. And "barbarian" is about as scientific as "weed".
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
More like as scientific as PCP
JoeyD12345678 2 years ago
So, you're pretty much a complete moron, aren't you, canoodlian? Carthagians were hardly "barbarians" (uncivilized idiots like you canoodlians). During the Hellenic Period, Carthage was the 2nd largest city after Alexandria on the Mediterranean with 23 miles of walls.
And Romans often employed merceneries (Alaric cost them bigtime). When Rome finally crushed Carthage in the 3rd Punic War, Rome used Numidian cavalry.
Open a book once in a while, canoodlian.
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
And by the way you sound like the typical highly uneducated american. Canoodlians? It's Canadian and it's not that hard to misspell. And most of the stuff you said did not make the less bit of sence.
JoeyD12345678 2 years ago
"Highly uneducated" is an oxymoron, isn't it? As, for "bit of sence", learn to spell before criticizing others.
And "canoodlian" is not a mispelling. As it's both retarded and cute, it fits your country better than "canadian".
Now go build in igloo, canoodlian.
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
fuck off asshole.
2exclusive4MC 2 years ago
All that snow in your vagina is making you grumpy, canoodlian. Why don't you go dogsledding or igloo-building to cheer yourself up?
;)
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
wow, you are the reason why abortion should be allowed. ok lets make a deal, i go "dogsledding, and igloo building", and YOU GO FUCKING EAT CHEESEBURGERS, GET A HEART ATTACK AND DIE. the world would be a better place without fucks like you.
2exclusive4MC 2 years ago
Interesting. Do canoodlians always wish death on those that disagree with them? You should see a psychiatrist about all that anger and hostility caused by your snow-filled vagina. With your socialized medicince and it's wait times, if you call today you'll probably get an appointment in early 2011.
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
interesting your so dumb you think men have vaginas.. fucking retard.
2exclusive4MC 2 years ago
It's called a "metaphor" which, apparently, you're too stupid to comprehend. Here, I'll state the metaphor again:
"One little lame joke on a middle-of-the-night satirical news show and all you canoodlians whined and cried like you got snow in your vaginas."
You just proved that not only are canoodlians whiny, crybabies with snow-filled vaginas, but also that canoodlians are too stupid to understand metaphors.
;)
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
i'm too stupid? ok lets back track. you think men have vaginas and also you think Canadians is spelled canoodlians... i don't think i'm the dumb one. and whats up with snow filled vaginas, you said that like 20 times.. ok so i can say you have mcdonald filled vaginas and american soldiers are pussies.
2exclusive4MC 2 years ago
Yes, you are stupid. If you weren't stupid, you'd recognize an obvious metaphor. And there are no more Canadians -- the last brave, courageous Canadians defied their cowardly government in Ottawa and joined the US military to fight in Vietnam. All that's left in Canada are "canoodlians" with snow-filled vaginas. Make that "un-original" canoodlians with snow-filled vaginas.
The next time you want to pretend you're not stupid, try not to misuse ellipses. Stick to igloo-building and dogsledding.
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
your so smart, all you can say is snow filled vaginas... you said that phrase like 20 times.. yea, your really cool now.. btw, it's funny you enjoy being the shit stick.. you get so much hate, you have to delete comments off your profile page.
2exclusive4MC 2 years ago
Amazing that you don't realize how pathetic it is to run to someone's profile page and type "Waaahhhh, you hurt my canoodlian vagina! Waaahhhh!"
But the again, you are a pathetic, whiny, crybaby, snow-filled vagina canoodlian, aren't you?
;)
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
is that all you can say? snow filled vaginas? sorry buddy, men in Canada don't have vaginas.. sorry you can't have your fantasy gay sex.
2exclusive4MC 2 years ago
The way you cowards are running away from Afghanistan, you must have vaginas. Go ahead, get your wannabe troops home for their pedicures and pap smears. They're just in the damn way of our Marines. Silly canoodlians can't even outfight armed opium farmers anyway. In 8 years they've done nothing but fail at every task. Kandahar is more dangerous today than it's ever been.
And canoodlia is the mecca for gay sex. Ask your gay soldiers getting married on base or your gay mounties. Hahahaha
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
what you just said, doesn't justify you for having your fantasy of fucking snow filled vaginas.
2exclusive4MC 2 years ago
First, this is a text-based forum, so I didn't "say" anything.
Second, I never mentioned anything about "fucking" snow-filled vaginas. That's seems to be YOUR fantasy since YOU brought it up.
Third, you still don't understand that for most canoodlians, snow-filled vagina is a metaphor. For you, considering the way you whine and cry, it must be fact.
Now go wash our your vagina and tell your mommy the man on the internet made you cry. Perhaps she'll give you a cookie before your nap?
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
again with your dream of men having vaginas. i'm sorry man, i don't have a vagina and i certainly don't want to have sex with you. i like girls, not men. i'm sorry to break your heart because Canadian men don't have "snow filled vaginas"..
2exclusive4MC 2 years ago
So, you brought up sex and now you're trying to claim you didn't bring up sex? Canoodlians are not just pathetic, you suffer from short-term memory loss. Must be all that hypothermia from the snow in your vagina.
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
LOL, how many times do i have to tell you, men in Canada have penises and do not want to have gay sex with you. i'm not the one suffering from short term memory loss because i told you like 40 times that men have penises in Canada and they DO NOT WANT TO HAVE GAY SEX WITH YOU.
2exclusive4MC 2 years ago
Learn to spell you fucking imbecile
HistoryBuff1942 2 years ago
Learn how to punctuate, you-user-of-vile-language.
:)
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
I'd argue... But I don't see the point. We all know you have the intellectual power of a marble...Why do you persist in proving the point?
HistoryBuff1942 2 years ago
First, learn to use ellipses correctly.
Second, you've proved the lack of YOUR intellectual power by making an argument ad hominem.
I'll wait while you look up that phrase.
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
Blood, can it and go home. I don't know what tiny e-penis you're trying to protect here, but you're bugging me. Shoo.
Typhoon610 2 years ago
In your attempt to make the US look so much better your only making it seem like a country full of idiots who think they're better than everyone because of what other people have done. But unlike you, I judge people based on their own actions, not by the actions of others who just happened to be born in the same country. Before I'm a Canadian I'm a human fucking being. The fact that you can go on and on ridiculing people for the actions of others just because they're in the
ScottScream 2 years ago
We're better because of what Americans have done and what we're continuing to do. And keep posting the f-word, it just confirms the fact that canoodlians are retarded and lack the education necessary to accomplish anything of importance.
Now get your cowardly troops home for their pap smears and pedicures so no more late night satirical news hosts will hurt your poor little feelings, you hypothermic crybaby.
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
same country and bragging about what has been accomplished by people in yours is just sad. Without your US flag to hide behind, you're fucking nothing. You're pathetic.
I'm actually starting to pity you because its obvious that you have so much trouble identifying yourself in the world you need to use the accomplishments of others to make yourself feel like your above others. This will be my last reply because I know you won't be able to come up with anything new and i just feel bad for you now
ScottScream 2 years ago
Canoodlians hide behind their flag -- actually you hide behind that silly little maple leaf. Americans proudly stand in front of our flag, defending it against all enemies, foreign or domestic. My ancestors fought King George, while your ancestors bowed down in worship of his royal inbred-ness.
You have no idea what I've accomplished, but none of that matters since my being American is all that's required to make me better than you, silly canoodlian.
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
ScottScream, don't listen to BloodofPatriots, he's a perfect example of an idiot.
1torontofan 2 years ago
This is a text-based forum, dogsledder. The verb you're looking for is "read", not "listen". Guess grammar in canoodlia isn't as important for you hypothermic retards as doglsedding and igloo-building, eh?
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
BloodofPatriots, you really need to shut the heck up.
1torontofan 2 years ago
And you need to learn your place in the world, canoodlian. Stop thinking canoodlians are equal to Americans. You're not worthy to clean our toilets. Now get your cowardly troops home before their vaginal infections make all 2,500 of them unfit for combat.
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
and i guess u think its always cold well i bet today some cities in canada is hotter then a lot of cities in the states fucking douch bag hope u die of a painfull death
crazyperson3245 2 years ago
You need a dictionary and a grammar guidebook.
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
Lol, i fucking shut you up and you trash other people. LOL No life fucker. oh i know, it breaks your heart that men in Canada have penises and not snow filled vaginas. i'm sorry i broke your dreams.
2exclusive4MC 2 years ago
All this whining and you argue you don't have a snow-filled vagina? Hahahahahaha
BloodofPatriots 2 years ago
If you're going to argue, don't lo