Student Bodies (1981)

[tackyman2011]

I would totally give her a "horsehead bookend"' if you get my drift.

[metalvideo1]

I didn't find out about this movie until I dated the babysitter a few years back. She moved to Oregon. She was way cool.

[Jim5150jvc]

****ok, I just found something on PAT VARNELL, aka: "The Stick"**** do a google search for Ardmore High School class of 1960. An alumni page was created for this class. On the "Memorials" tab, there are photos of deceased classmates. You will find a very detailed photo of Pat; you can't mistake him. Ardmore is in Oklahoma, not Texas.

[theDoomguy2011]

Better than Scary Movie.

[Bizarronumber4]

I saw most of the horror spoofs that were made back then (National Lamppon's Class Reunion,Wacko!,Saturday the 14th) but never this one. Has it been released on dvd?

[PELONSOLDIES]

had seen this movie on showtime a few weeks back

[matkins800]

What's in a name?........Everything

[rickpisaturo]

you don't need friends, you don't need family, as long as you have horsehead bookends...

[PercyS0uLFiRePh03niX]

I LOL'ed. That's funny shit. Secretly wishing that I could also cum in da phone in da face of somebody I know hahaha xD

[beatlesopusnintendo]

when i was little i thought the cum was saliva. very opaque saliva

[Sk8pUnKbArBiE]

@beatlesopusnintendo hahah im 23 and thought it was saliva!

[beatlesopusnintendo]

@Sk8pUnKbArBiE ahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha!­!!!!!!!

[jimbojim68]

I Love this movie!!! Saw it in '81 at the drive-in and laughed my ass off. Of course, I was 12. Why am I still laughing?

[mikepep33]

I love how the Breather his male victims by putting them in plastic bags. So stupid, yet pretty funny.

[TheOneAndOnlyEmmo666]

'Unlocked', 'Unlocked' 'little arrow just so you know what is unlocked'

The killer sounds hilarious. Definetly going to give this film a look. I think i watched part of thhis film at one point or another. I love the older spoof-type films.

[jcfbell3001]

kristen riter was sooooo hot in this...i saw this when i was like 10 and was totally in love with her lol...especially in the hooker wig...

[biskutluvsyooh]

yea sure

[biskutluvsyooh]

Lol too funny nd stupid at the same time.. Definitely not scary kinda confusing tho

[rusheena]

That was bizarre...

[BRm2008]

I have this on dvd.

[BRm2008]

scary movie kinda ripped this off.

[soberdave1971]

gonna kill the kid with the gum...

[macr0machine]

So... it's like Scary Movie, but actually kind of funny? I have to watch this.

[Clay3613]

@macr0machine Or you just have no sense of humor.

[ozzymotorhead]

how many horror movies came out in 1981? like a million?

[mwgfghost]

LOL I loved this movie. "All these stairs"

[alexis2112]

The evil that men do lives on and on!!!!!

[emochica37]

lmao UNLOCKED!!

[slyhazeleyes]

When I was a kid I use to make fun of the breathing over the phone. I miss the movies of the 80s.

[UberxPwn]

Wtf....that DOG was meow-ing!!

[cmpuck09]

what hapen the the sitck anyone kown hes such a odd man

[foodiedave]

@cmpuck09 I was just reading the IMDB boards about this movie and The Stick. No one seems to know for sure, but its thought that he died in the late '80s, One poster claims his name was "Calvin Deerinck" but I'm not sure if its true or not.

[cmpuck09]

@foodiedave hey thanks for the info add me or subcribe to me if you like lol al do the same if you like lol

[wentafew]

Malbert pee red

[martinandapril]

thats what i call phone sex

[emilich1]

the football team in the movie is from my high school. Port Arthur texas Jefferson high. they played for the state title but lost.

[Got50]

this movie is classic!!! its the early 80's version of Scary movie

[blackplops]

I loved this movie back in the day!! LOL!!!

[HorrorAddict23]

jennifer's body is the remake of this?

[doc90ful]

@HorrorAddict23 why you say that ;

[didiuanna10]

Wow. "unlocked" -.- This movie seems BOORING BUT FUNNEEH XD

[StMeade]

LOL

[vinylrecord68]

Watched the movie last night on cable...OMG it was terrible, but funny-terrible!!! Almost died during the football game!

[thenintendogamer]

The girl in this trailer is an 80's fox!

[SniperMaske]

I've just come to realise that Scary Movie is a shameless rip-off and that the North won the American Civil War.

My life is a lie.

[billyblackattacks]

YES! I remember this movie! I saw it SO many years ago and I could never remember the name of it

[fresh0106]

I have been looking for name of this movie since I saw it on cable when I was a kid. I thought it was the funniest thing I had ever seen. I should get high and watch it for old times sake.

[theykiledkennyagain]

And that ladies and gentle men..... Is not drool.

[WaltersQuincy]

@theykiledkennyagain Thanks for clearing that up...I was wonderin' what that was!!!! =D

[Mightymopar1973]

"I'm gonna kill the kid with the gum!"

[sugaryourmind]

even though this movie is (usually intentionally) bad, it was ahead of its time (as cliche as that is) as a horror spoof. was there any horror spoof before this? i can't think of any. the timing for this was right since there were so many variations of slashers at that time. the scary movie series is just an update of this. though i bet it's pretty easy to think of the jokes from scary movie on your own.

[1aundulxaldin]

You know a movie is really stupid when:

A: FUCKING HEAVY-ASS BREATHING sound over the Telephone to a Stupid Blonde. TWICE. Three, if count the music, and FOUR, when the Phone spews drool... at least I HOPE that's what it is.

B: When they use Blatant On-Screen Indicators to show that a door is unlocked. Which yet again proves how stupid Blondes are horror movies.

[kaijinu]

@1aundulxaldin ...this movie was a spoof. it's supposed to be funny.

[smerd70]

@1aundulxaldin you know a poster is really stupid when they don't know a movie is a spoof

[sugaryourmind]

@1aundulxaldin this is the whole point of the movie

[MainManAus]

Love this film!!

[wrght9185]

It ISN'T horrible. It's a very funny movie.

[suspekt29]

This movie looks horrible

[MainManAus]

@suspekt29 It is, but it's great

[NeverTellTheWidow]

@MainManAus i need ur sexy body

[MainManAus]

@NeverTellTheWidow I miss you my love :-(

[Rahman12100]

wtf is this

[tiye5]

my friend said they try to make white ppl look dumb and kill black ppl first. i said that was just racist but now from looking at some movies she as a point lol

[lovineeett]

hahahhahhahhhhahhahaahah

[Guitarherorockstar09]

its only a dream its only a dream fuck you freddie lol

[DukeDiesalot]

I'm sorry but did he just ejaculate through the phone receiver?

And lol, towards the end you can see the stagehand under the table.

[Quentin242451]

I'f like to kill the kid with the gum!

[MondoManiacs]

"Just remember, the north won!"

"Oh, Heavy!"

I die whenever I hear that

[MrArtie559]

Lol funny ass shit

[Pixelbuddy]

lol, from 1:38 onwards, you can see the head of the guy moving the phone underneath the table in the bottom right corner :)

[c64c64c64]

this is better than scary movie and more original obviously

[pejb83]

hahahahahahahahahaah 0:34 wtf that's gold give that dog an oscar

[ImJuanTJuanT]

i think she was actually talking to a porn star in the middle of a movie :P

[bbnut]

He sleeps with his nuts between two horsehead bookends!

[cheatboy111]

this is the precursor to scream and scary movie, but this movie makes more sense, is way more funny, and isnt just a whole bunch of random references. IM GOING TO KILL AT THE NEXT FOOTBALL GAME. CLICK.

[belthazorshaxandreas]

its very familiar to screm!!!!!! the unlockes door and the telephones!!!!!!! and the blonde girl alone in the house!

[PhantosTheHedgehog]

Wow, so this was the first Horror Movie spoof ever?

[mrmoore1970]

LMFAO!!! I was wondering what was happening on that phone. He took phone sex to another level.

[luiz0regis0bassist]

ehhehehehee

[justinisset]

I'm guessing this first part is suppose to make fun of Black Christmas (1974).

[blueeyesofice]

i recall this movie as mildly amusing but i forgot most of it.

[dirty06maggot]

i didnt know that scary movie was a rip off

[TheBajaProductions]

funny im gonna rent a ton of these cheesy 80s slasher flicks

[cchavez1]

fucking classic!

i remember my mom seeing this scene when it was on cable back in the day and laughing!

[SuperGeniuse]

wow did it really say unlocked in the real movie

[blackfansitesdotorg]

yes, it was a spoof of horror movies.

[XxringvirusxX]

WTF!

[KHWendy28]

holy shit now that was funny love those 80 horror movies.

[rustednails]

LMAO

[psychomaniac76584]

This thing mocks "Scream" and came out 15 years before. Awesome!

[mattibond]

what the hell?

Is this supposed to be a dark comedy?

lame

[johnnyhorror92182]

This was the original "Scary Movie". They basically ripped off this film.

[AnimayeIsGaye]

@johnnyhorror92182

So the Wayans' were spoofing Scream and I Know What You Did Last Summer, but ripping this off? Riiiight!

[johnnyhorror92182]

@AnimayeIsGaye They ripped the Concept off.

[AnimayeIsGaye]

@johnnyhorror92182

They ripped off the concept of a spoof?

In that case, all parody movies are ripping off "Mud and Sand" from 1922.

[PaulcJamieson]

this reminds me of an 80's "scream" movie?

[adamcomic]

Since no one else has mentioned it, I will point out that "The Breather" was played by none other than the great Richard Belzer. He claimed it was type casting...

[littlechuckyfan1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Hilarious xD

[xone16]

80s version of scary movie

[Naomi0111]

A pregnant coffe table at the end!! lol

[cdouglas105530]

lol the fone was suposed to be nuting cuz the killer was wackin off not the table was pregnant lmfao

[thundertower]

did the dog really meowed and fart? sorry havent watched this movie

[Lnert]

whoa, you did the exact same thing I did! Or I did what you did seeing as you posted this first haha! Sorry, didn't mean to copy your preview idea lol. Thats just weird. Great minds think alike! And this looks hysterical!

[puck0428]

OMG....THE PHONE JUST CUMMED!

[bigwhiteballs27]

@puck0428

Me too

[slimshady0297]

@puck0428 HAHAHA!

[pescando]

I love this movie! Student Bodies is F**ing EPIC!!

[FDSbeach]

Was that what I think it was?

[unconventionalmeans]

Okay, well....I'm guessing that was indeed supposed to be manseed...I mean it did kinda sound like a guy jerking himself off on the other end of the line didn't it?

Wow! This has got to be one of the very few non X-rated films to ever show something like that! LOL!

[TAJ0urs]

LOL

[Lunacyk]

One of THE greatest movies of the 80s! This destroys all horror spoofs. And they say nothing of good worth comes from Canada. HA! I merely point them in the direction of this fine gem. Classic lines are just one thing about this movie that cements its greatness!

[JWJNC]

Yes, classic lines indeed. One of my favorite lines of the movie is when the "Breather" calls his next victim and you hear a "Click" sound. The girl says "Did you just hang up on me"????? The Breather replys "No, I just made the CLICK sound". LOL Classic. I actually saw this movie at the theater when it came out. I laughed my butt. I also laughed when you saw a gloved hand deciding on what his next weapon would be knives, guns, rope and he picks paper clips. LOL

[yveslabelle]

i've never saw it...seams like a 80's comedy, am i right ?

[notsofreewilly]

When the meowing dog just randomly crapped, I almost died laughing.

[hebleedsglitter]

"Heavy!"

[FatherTomasino]

This was the original "Scarey Movie." It is a classic but it is often ignored.

P.S. Malvert sometimes pee red!

[lurch321]

.........and it is 100 times better than Scary Movie.

[MAY1EXPRES]

This movie is ignored. I'm glad the connection was made, and thanks to frenchboxing for posting.

[googoodave]

i have not seen this film in years i love it is so funny

[qazxsw777]

lol

[apinankarva]

damn this movie maybe worth seeing :], gotta get it now :p

[laprofessorapai]

A classic!

[Whizkid103]

Umm, not to sound gross, but what was coming(Heh...coming is kinda ironic)out of the phone???

Please tell me it wasn't what I think it was 0-0

[notta3d]

I thought it was heavy amounts of slobber myself.

[Whizkid103]

He is "The Breather", isn't he.....

Yeah, I think you're right...

[w4rr10r11]

i thought it was cum

[Whizkid103]

So did I!

[w4rr10r11]

lol

[jacko39]

that girl is hot

[MetalJoe1977]

Did any one notice the guy behind the table when the phone was bouncing? LOL

[muffystjohn86]

yep it was a goof... JUNE * this comes to DVD FINALLY!!!!!!!!! mark ur calendars

[thunders5291]

Holy shit! That's great news.Bout friggin time!

[rgw55513]

R U Serious??!!  Great news!!!

[EqualRights4Kobolds]

Malvert was the best part of this movie.

[muffystjohn86]

Oh Heavy!!! LMFAO!

[animefangirlxx]

this scene reminds me of Scary Movie. No idea why though.

[gloppy07]

what bad actresses.!

[nastymirasty13]

this is stupid

[RabidWeaselZombieP2]

This looks a lot better than the bootleg I picked up a couple years ago. Where did you find your copy?

[JexMan85]

Wow!I gotta say the quality is awesome! I don't think I've ever seen this movie in such clear picture... No way this is from the VHS tape...

[DaliJim]

LOL I love this scene!

[muffystjohn86]

This is my fave scene 2 especially the dog! LOL!

[tommyrock69]

This was the original "Scary Movie" that made less.

[SlasherTV]

i will be posting this movie very soon...

[Dayofthedead1976]

You're Mrs Malvert...ha ha ha. It was funny when it first came out and still hasn't lost its genious edge. It's on dvd in other countries, but yet again...the U.S. is a slackass with it. They'll put any Remake rip off on dvd but classic original work, never.

[notta3d]

haha, as many times as I've watched this I never noticed that. Nice find.

[Merlyn1978]

The ending is classic, when the phone is shaking, you can see the mans head at the bottom right corner, he's the one shaking the phone. LOL

[animefangirlxx]

i don't see anything.

[ottoskidoo]

this was ahead of its time.

[littlevolcano]

Man, this was a hilarious movie. Horse head bookends baby!

[asberry81]

This movie was great. I like how they over acted the parts making fun of those other movies...

[baddog7676]

God, ya just gotta love the years of 1980-1982 for horror films. It seems the were 2-3 cheesy horror films being released every week, many of them straight to video.

Ah the good ol days!

[Whatev82]

just remember the north one. I love it!

[49erjohn]

I love that movie

[radioman970]

Hee hee! Funny. This should be on DVD in for Halloween. Im tired of the Scary Movie movies and this looks funnier.

[notta3d]

Nice post. I just picked it up this weekend. Love the "I said"