Tucker Max In-Studio (Part 2: Miss Vermont)

[neoMushroom]

Hes an asshole, but he sure is damn funny

[altoonateacher]

o m g he is even uglier with the headsets on how could that be possible he is so ugly anyway

[aroff595]

If everything he says is made up, then how come none of the millions of haters have uncovered any lies? You might not like the guy, but he has never been successfully sued or proven a liar.

[dphilMOB]

who cares if his stories are made up. they are hilarious and make lots of people laugh. thats what most people read for anyway is to just be entertained

[H1TMANactual]

I am sure half his stories are fake. Who really gives a shit. I enjoyed the movie, it's entertaining

[SpartanSniper3]

You guys like to trash TM on these videos and call his stories BS, but if you actually listened to this video or went to his website, you'd realize that he backs up a lot of these stories with pics and/or videos.

Call him what you will, but while you guys trash these videos and call him a douche, there is a smart bomb of debauchery raking in the cash from these interviews and book deals. The last laugh belongs to Tucker Max.

[ales1012]

It seems I got a message from "Slater0311" that evidently was flagged as "spam" because of its audacious nature. Here's an FYI for ya.... you mentioned Marines and I 'd have to inform you that I happen to fly F18s for the Marines. I read this douche's first book on a ship when I was bored to death given to me by an enlisted guy. I was told to look at this bc it clearly shows how the "mighty" have fallen. You stated you know how much money he has?? Man, you have some reality issues. Tx TM

[Slater0311]

Ohh wait, found something out. Karl is not a man! She just fronts as a man so she can say her retarded as views without the fear of answering to them. Lol nothing could ruin this moment! Not even if you sent a pic to me showing your nasty 70's bush. Ohh I want to cry I am laughing so hard. God bless us, everyone.

[zapata189er]

wow, "Karlsmith00" theres so much hate in you... did someone not love you enough?

[Slater0311]

@zapata189er Nope someone loved him a bit too much. Did daddy touch you in the uhh ohh place Karl? This does make a lot of sense now. Tucker Max must be a symbol of his sexual abuse as a child since TM uses others sexually. This is why he also hates dominant men like Marines because we remind him of when his dad made him get on his knees and smile like a donut. Now Karl take one blade and cut your wrists vertically. But do it in the tub, someone has to clean that shit up you know. It will be OK

[zapata189er]

@Slater0311 i think ur right... Karl, member down the river not across. but yet go play in traffic

[171sinner]

he just might be the biggest douch of our time

[impofstpete727]

2 things here: ales1012- Drop it, nobody cares about your opinion of Tucker Max. That is what it is, an opinion and not fact. Read the Miss Vermont story on his site and cross-check the legal docs since they are public domain now. It's all true. Let me guess, you're a social sciences major? To everyone hating on this guy- Face the fact that you have nothing interesting in life to talk about so you vent your hate here. He gets ridiculously drunk and crazy ish happens. You're the douches.

[ales1012]

@ Karl... you're funny and dead on about this douche. He is pathetic. The guy next to him is worse. I'm not quite sure WHY Nils Parker continues to follow Tucker around to all of this shit except that he needs work. He contributed to Tucker in one HUGE way... repelling as many people as he could AND writing the worst script of all time after reading a how to book! Does he really think his Berk. education makes him an automatic candidate for screenwriting?! I think he may be the worst.

[karlsmith00]

@ales1012 finally someone with some common sense here

[ales1012]

@karlsmith00 It doesn't take much. He just sits there like a slug and lets Tucker run his mouth full of falsity and smiles accordingly, if you can call it that. It's funny everyone calls him fat because he's not even really that fat. He acts like a fatass and he's definitely an asshole that got a wake up call from hollywood and the nation about how bad he was at his job. His wife is ugly. Not sure what else to say about the loser.

[skater506]

@karlsmith00 karlsmith00 hahahaha even if they guy fades away he has still accomplished way more in his life then you EVER will, and hes not gonna fade away any time soon considering he just released another book... and alpha male can be used both ways....

you have already fell into obscurity by attempting to make fun of people who have achieved so much more then you over the internet

[karlsmith00]

@skater506 accomplished? what has he accomplished? a failed movie? making up bullshit stories that retards like you believe? he's a nobody. he's a piece of trash, and only trash like you is too dumb to see it.

you know, if it wasn't for stupid cocks like you, he would be on the streets where he belongs. which he will be in about 2 more years.

now go find a job, ballbag.

[mikeportnoyfan]

@karlsmith00

The movie only failed cause he thought he could write the script. The acting was spot on, they just had nothing to work with. As for the stories, if he made them up I couldn't really care. What I don't understand is why you even bother watching his videos.

[Slater0311]

@karlsmith00 You keep attemting to insult people but your writing is absolutely atrocious. You really need to take some form of creative writing class. I love how you called him a "stupid fuck" which is so ironic considering you have made more grammar errors than an 8 year old with Down Syndrome. Even if he was not a writer he still graduated from Duke Law, which still made him highly successful. And last but not least did you end your comment with "ballbag", you are way too easy lol.

[karlsmith00]

@Slater0311 hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. i love literary critics on youtube. like i really give 2 fucks about grammatical errors on youtube. but i love losers like you who defend lying retards with receding hairlines like tucker max, and his fat friend.

and what's ironic is you do the same exact thing. look at your last sentence: "And last but not least did you end your comment with 'ballbag", you are way too easy lol." okay, hemingway. i'm really going to take your advice.

[Slater0311]

@karlsmith00 You used Hemingway (which is to be capitalized by the way) to refer to me in a sarcastic manner, which is funny considering the most you have probably read aside from youtube comments is the backside of your penthouse magazine. You will never make a valid point while debating against me because I am smarter, more experienced, and most likely way better looking. I am the owner of you, so "Quite Piggy! I have the Conch!" When I give you permission you may speak.

[karlsmith00]

@Slater0311 i don't capitalize anything, cunt. that way i can type more quickly. but what an amazing point! you're a smart cunt, aren't you?

you can give your mother permission to speak. i don't give 2 fucks what constitution conservatives like you think. oh god, i'm laughing so hard right now.

i made lots of great valid points. like that you're an enormous talking cock. i see you stopped typing lol. see, i taught your dumb ass something! i say jump, you say how high. good job, cuntface.

[karlsmith00]

@Slater0311 smarter? you go to thomas more.

experienced? at what? jerking off on the constitution? you're right, i don't have experience with that.

better-looking? i can tell by how you write that you're a fat fuck with a receding hairline. go wash your manboobs. LOLOLOLOLOLOL--shit, look what i picked up from you! thanks a lot, asshole. now i'm writing like a retard.

[Slater0311]

@karlsmith00 Did I give you permission to speak yet? Trust me I would love to give you my resume and list the reasons I am so amazing. But sadly an average youtube comment only allows around 400 characters. I am not sure what would be easier, owning you on here, or making you my little bitch.

[karlsmith00]

@Slater0311 no, no. see, i'm not an iraqi kid. you can't just shoot me and then run away.

i gave your mother permission to blow men for money. i made her my bitch while you were watching bill o'reilly.

but i like constitution conservative who think by repeating their delusions, it makes it true. you won't look like brad pitt simply by repeating it to yourself. you look like biggest loser contestant no matter what you say. got that, bitch.

[Slater0311]

@karlsmith00 You are making this more fun than it should be. For Christmas I am going to tie a bow around you and pass you around so all my friends can have turn playing with you. Or maybe Ill just put you on strings and put on a puppet show. Since I am so good at pulling your strings.

[karlsmith00]

@Slater0311 THIS IS SO BORING AND EASY. the mentally ill shouldn't be allowed online.

[Slater0311]

@karlsmith00 You better not of left yet, I am still playing with you. When I am done I will put away with the rest of my toys. Shit I think I killed him, does anyone have any Double A batteries? Or do whinny ass liberal take Triple A? I can never remember. Can I at least copy down your comments so I can read them when I feel sad? Just to know someone who is as cartoonish as you will just brighten the hell out of my day. Someone go to his house for me, if he is dead I want my money back.

[karlsmith00]

@Slater0311 so get a fucking life, loser. a stupid fuck/ballbag like you shouldn't even be allowed on the internet.

this pig is not "highly successful." he's a failure who makes money by lying to gullible wastes of skin, like yourself.

[Slater0311]

@karlsmith00 Lol Do you really believe writing a sentence as if you are a palsy victim makes you sound like you have made a point? Your rantings are embarrassing at best. Average guys have stories that are similar all through their college years. If you have not had them, than you have had a sad sad life and should do your mother a favor and off yourself. Please keep responding, I am enjoying the ownership of you. When I grow tired, I shall sell you in the black market.

[karlsmith00]

@Slater0311 lol do you really think a give a fuck about what a wannabe frat boy says?

lol you are an average guy, that's why you're a waste of skin.

lol the only thing you own is your mom's cunt, you get back to that.

lol are all constitution conservatives dumbfucks like you? i bet you're a fat fuck with a receding hairline, a perfect amalgamation of these two talking cocks in the video (go google that word, ballbag, you didn't learn it at thomas more).

[Slater0311]

@karlsmith00 This one is too easy. I all pass, give me a curve ball.

[karlsmith00]

@Slater0311 your mother is easy, talking cock.

can't constitution conservatives think of better comebacks? i feel like i'm insulting a 4 year old girl, and she's just sitting there crying. i guess maybe you have post tramautic stress syndrome. how many innocent iraqi children did you shoot? i'd love to know.

[Slater0311]

@karlsmith00 You started out with a momma joke lmao... I have beaten you bad I must of knocked you back to grade school. Nah to have PTSD you have to have a soul first. And trust me taking you out would be just as fun as deployments were.

[karlsmith00]

@Slater0311 good. at least you admit you have no soul, therefore no compassion about shooting civilians and children. no wonder you're a constitution conservative!

i'm sure your catholic college teachers would be proud. you might want to consider joining the priesthood. you could rape children and get away with it! that would be heaven for a piece of trash like yourself.

you're dreaming about "taking me out"? i pushed you to the edge, didn't i? manipulating the menatlly ill is so easy.

[karlsmith00]

@Slater0311 and btw, i just took a look at your profile. you're a "Constitution Conservative"?

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa--oh god, this is too easy. you're officially legally retarded. i'd point out why, but that would be a giant waste of time. get back to watching glenn beck, you complete waste of skin.

[Slater0311]

@karlsmith00 Did you honestly just take all the things I said that were clever and just put them as your own lol? You are not even creative enough to come up with something that will fill the space of a youtube comment bar? Lol and the fact you do not know the difference between a Constitutional Conservative and a Conservative shows who amazingly uneducated you are. You are out of your league with me boy lol, you are not on my level so do not pretend to be.

[karlsmith00]

@Slater0311 YOU WROTE CONSTITUTION CONSERVATIVE, CUNT. not constitutional.

get back to jerking off to glenn beck and sean hannity. you're a fucking retard with no common sense. why are stupid men allowed to use the internet? we need to test people before they're allowed online.

and i'd bet you don't know the first thing about the constitution. you're a dumb cunt at thomas more college. you write "lol" like a fucking 7th grader. shut the fuck up and get a job at burger king.

[Slater0311]

@karlsmith00 Lol I love how you dissect my page yet you fear quoting my past profession. What scares you more, that I am more educated than you and go to a top 100 college or that I am an former infantry Marine who could use you as my play thing if I so chose? Do you even believe you pass any test given that did not involve pop up pages and connect the dots? You can not even complete a comment with out cursing through the entire thing. Once again, SHHHH.

[karlsmith00]

@Slater0311 thomas more is a shit college.

i'll curse if a fucking feel like it. let me guess--you never heard curse words in the marines? hahahaaa, i'm sorry, i didn't know you were so delicate! i though constitution conservatives had a thicker skin.

the only thing you use as your plaything is your father's asshole. now get back to it.

[Slater0311]

@karlsmith00 Just trying to educate you on life little boy. When you say more curse words than actual points it makes you sound ignorant. Which is not shocking considering your writing makes you look as if even a GED is out of your grasp. But if you do know about Thomas More than I assume you know where it is. Drop by anytime lol, I am sure you are very intimidating...(really am laughing at that thought)

[karlsmith00]

@Slater0311 well, i've never murdered children. and i'm not mentally ill like you. so if that's "intimidating," then no.

typing "lol" makes you sound ignorant, dick. i already have a college degree, from a much better school than thomas more. it's funny how curse words are so morally bothersome, and yet killing civilians and murder isn't a big deal.but i guess that's constitution conservatives for you!

[Slater0311]

@karlsmith00 Do you really think saying I murdered children is going to make me angry lol. That is what all the cowards say that fear Marines lol. Lol is ignorant, I am going to cry you are so fun. Who in God's green Earth gave you a degree lmao? Did you go to Harlem community college?

[MrScottypimpin17]

@karlsmith00 is that your only argument? get a job? your going to need to find another tool besides ignorance. your telling me he's not rich? when he has two books, one a new york times best seller, a hollywood movie, and a merchandise line. nobody is saying hes so rich he owns the color blue. all the attention he gets from shitfucks like you...pretty sure he's doin somethin right.

[karlsmith00]

@skater506 a 30 year old bitch in canada???? bahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aa

no wonder you're defending a fucking dickhole with a receding hairline and no future. you're just like him.

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. why am i even wasting my time. go collect your unemployment check. and shut up. you're a talking cock who should shut his flapping pisshole.

[Slater0311]

@karlsmith00 If you are going to attempt to bash someone via youtube comment you need to try and attempt to sound like you are not legally retarded. All that did was make you look completely ridiculous. And most love Tucker Max, why? Because he pisses off little whinny bitches like you. And that my friends is a beautiful thing. He has everything you want, and you hate him for it. Do you really believe drawn out haha's actually made you look competent?

[skater506]

@karlsmith00 hahahah actually im 20, and dont worry buddy your helping everyone out by complaining on youtube, *girl power*

[ales1012]

wait.... I do know what else. Apparently he slept on Tucker's couch while writing the script. Correction: it wasn't even Tucker's house. I don't think Tucker has ever owned a house. He has just used poor Bunny. He touts he drives a range rover now... congratulations on more stupid financial decisions... you leased possibly the worst car in the country. I hear it is very popular among the ghetto folk however.

[Slater0311]

@ales1012 His work has made him wealthy enough to never have to work another day in his life. So like him or hate him, doing things his way got him everything he ever wanted. And the pure fact that you are commenting on him shows how popular he is. He has effected your life so dramatically that you found the time to find him on youtube and talk about him. Would anyone ever look you up? Tucker Max left a life of safety to pursue writing which made him famous, so well done Max! I salute you!

[skater506]

the ultimate alpha male

[karlsmith00]

@skater506 hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...alp­ha male! alpha males don't make up bullshit stories that gullible retards like you believe, and then make movies that end up losing millions.

that phrase is actually for animals, sweetie, not humans. he's just another talking cock that will end up fading into obscurity, which is already happening.

[greaserbootboy]

@karlsmith00 Humans are mammals, cunt rag.

[karlsmith00]

@greaserbootboy humans live in buildings, use running water and electricity. animals don't do that, cum stain.

and if you spend your time believing a 35 year old dumbfuck with a receding hairline and his chubby friend who still sell his bullshit "stories" to gullible dickheads on college campuses, you should have your balls slapped as punishment. get a fucking job and get a fucking life.

now go wash your saggy flea-infested ballbag.

[greaserbootboy]

@karlsmith00 You are also probably the most sexist person I've ever talked too.

[karlsmith00]

@greaserbootboy SEXIST? at least you see sexism exists, i'm sure it only bothers you when you get a taste of your own medicine. got that, cunt rag?

now go fuck your blow up doll.

[greaserbootboy]

@karlsmith00 Cool story, bro.

[mhsuper]

@karlsmith00 lol... you are so sad *shakes head

[karlsmith00]

@mhsuper no, what's sad is defending this moron. are you still going to be doing that when he's 40 and still making up shit stories for dumb college idiot?

[mhsuper]

@karlsmith00 .... uhm.. no where in that short statement did i defend anything or anyone.. again, you make me sad *shakes head

[TRiggAmiKe132]

@karlsmith00 He has his law degree so clearly he is not an idiot. It is hilarious how one person can make so many fucking losers so fucking mad.

[karlsmith00]

@TRiggAmiKe132 sure, every retard with a law degree is smart.

it is hilarious how many stupid fucking males will defend a moron like this. a 35 year old loser with a receding hariline who writes lies to get dumb frat boys worked up. that doesn't make me mad. it makes me laugh. i just picture you using your unemployment check to buy his book. what a winner you must be.

i would wager that your man boobs are at least a B cup. get off your fat ass and onto a treadmill.

[TRiggAmiKe132]

@karlsmith00 You are the biggest fucking hypocrite in the world. You hate Tucker Max because he makes fun of people that he visually sees and thus can make a valid opinion of those people. You just made fun of me with idiotic assumptions. Unemployment check? I'm double majoring in business and economics you fucking dumb faggot, of course I'm unemployed. Fat? HAHAHA man you are ignorant. It's funny how Tucker Max is soooo much more successful than you and makes you soooo fucking mad!

[karlsmith00]

@TRiggAmiKe132 wow, studying "business and economics" at your junior college will really get you places, especially in this economic climate.

maybe one day you'll be a 35 year old loser with a receding hairline, a fat fugly friend, and a failed movie who makes up bullshit stories for fucking idiots. or, maybe you'll just defend these retards for the rest of your life! good luck.

[TRiggAmiKe132]

@karlsmith00 I go to Queens University in Kingston, Ontario. Look it up, it is generally ranked in the top 100-150 schools in the world.

I've posted 3 things ever in defense of Tucker Max. I am almost certain that you have made 100's of posts hating on Tucker Max, a person far superior to you.

[karlsmith00]

@TRiggAmiKe132 wow good for you, winner.

[MrScottypimpin17]

@karlsmith00 bullshit stories or not, this guy gets to wake up, be rich, awesome and fuck random bitches at will. pretty sure he's not worried about shit stains like you pointing out the flaws of his success.

[karlsmith00]

@MrScottypimpin17 um, he's an over the hill liar, he's not rich, and the only thing he's fucking is his hand.

wake the fuck up, "mrscottypimpin." go wash your manboobs and get a job.

[altoonateacher]

@karlsmith00 couldnt agree more hes a fucking asshole

[greaserbootboy]

@karlsmith00 So you're saying humans...aren't mammals?

[karlsmith00]

@greaserbootboy no dumb bitch. can you read? not all mammals live in advanced civilization with basic manners. well most males don't have basic manners, i mean females mostly.

and if you're stupid enough to believe this loser with his fake stories, then you're one of the males i'm talking about. you're a fucking idiot.

[andie531]

who would fight over him?

[greaserbootboy]

@andie531 karlsmith00 apparently will

[7SaintsRow]

It goes to show that chicks will do whatever to look all innocent in the eye of the public LOL

[newanonymous5]

Tucker is quickly going bald. The stress of his movie and personal failures must have gotten to him!