Jake and Amir: Stuck

[ajwunde]

Is the phone okay?

[createdmiracle]

What happened to jakes phone

[wwefan1nick]

@killercodplaya nobody wants to see That...

[drpepper70707]

Does amir not feel pain? I would at least be cussing if my hand looked like that.

[DennisBayazitov]

CREAM RISES BITCH

[killercodplaya]

top comment and i will show my grade 9 math class rap battle

[RogueAssassin18]

@killercodplaya nobody wants to see that, at all

[TalkingSombrero865]

cream rises, BITCH!

[Grinder815]

Bet Jake wrote the description.

[MrEcuaArteaga]

CREAM RISES BITCH! lmfao I love that!

[coldsleeper01]

I'm fascinated by these videos. Really it's only because of the level of Amir's insanity. Truly astonishing.

[elom3456789]

If amir did that to my phone he would be dead

[abbytheridkeydonkey]

0:50 i swear Jake get's the box out of the garbage can

[wasiur5000]

the weird thing is that i never saw JAKE ever wash HIS hands -.-

[SLOKO98]

Anyone else think that Amirs blood looked like an A sign?

ANARKEY!!!

[MrFuc100]

where's the phone? ('0')

[KeepItxGreen420]

only at 82 been watching for hours now only 100 more to go should be finished by morning

[jayqwertycutler12]

@KeepItxGreen420 i've been watching them backwards since thursday i only have 44 more vids to go

[fadechicobuarque1989]

@jayqwertycutler12 keep that way, man!

[LesterGrayBear]

I like how they have to go to the hospital, when theres a first-aid kit right behind jakes head..

[CCRevival2]

I think the doctors know Jake and Amir by names at this point.

[MrEcuaArteaga]

"Cream rises bitch!"

[SamiiLovesYourMom]

Whateva.

[BoDCheckov]

THIS is possibly thee FIRST TIME Amir decided to just f*cking go to the hospital! O_O OMGAWD

[AceHainley]

Are there seriously no logical comments?

No correct spelling or punctuation?

An excessive amount of emoticons and 'LOL's'?

What is happening?

[bimirl]

amir admitted he's crazy :O

[Cjdrew111]

I started watching Jake & Amir... FIVE HOURS AGO

[ToasterRooster]

cream rises bitch!

[5602KK]

my youtube is in spanish and i have no idea how to change it back, help

[Goodguy211]

@5602KK Go to the language option at the bottom of any youtube webpage.

[BonIverismyangel]

@valzug Amir wants Jake to pass the band-aids, not the noogets.

[jdown79]

wanna go to the hospital? yyyyyeeeeeeeeeaaaa

[oMLKYWAYo]

Cream Rises, BIIITCH!

[IAmJimmySmith]

He forgot the phone

[MrTheBloonpopper]

@valzugg Amir says he can go without nuggets for a while because he doesn't want jake to notice his hand is stuck but he really does want then so he says toss me them.

[valzugg]

Amir: Oh I think that I can do a day without the nuggets... Just toss me them, toss me them...

Amir makes no sense...

[Roayel]

@valzugg your either 10 or you weren't born in America.

[CampinFurry]

@Jooshboi11987, wow if its such a horrible time to you ( and it is!!!!!! ) then u would get the date right.

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

Cream raises bitch!

[jooshboi1987]

MrAmersfoort13- Seriously? That was ten years ago. September 9th is sad but it happened and it's done with.

[50cent4evaandeva]

@jooshboi1987 Lol

[TheMightyPandah]

@jooshboi1987 You.. do mean September 11th right...?

[theprophet267]

does anybody else hear Jake say "you're wetting the water" at 1:18 ?

[echoxltu]

Wow seriously? Why do you bitch about 9/11 what happened happened so let it go.

[MrAmersfoort13]

Shame on you college humor, you should know no one is allowed to laugh or feel pleasant on the 9th of the 11th month!

[shadowario]

@MrAmersfoort13 it's the 11th of the 9th month.

[Morrowind09]

@MrAmersfoort13 Are you retarded?

[NillumNaes]

so jake just walks around with chicken nuggets?

[yosephe]

He never got the phone out

[Espeo92]

This video came out on 9/11.

[PrivateKeehl]

ROFL. The blood was no prob, but I expected it to be disfigured. . . that wasn't too bad at all. I'm surprised Amir didn't just cut his arm off to go to the Golden Arches with Jake though.

[4UglyDolls]

I kinda want the intro as my call back tone just to confuse people...

[morikahjo]

Poor guy....he thought he was going to mcdonalds with Jake...now he's going to the hospital :(

[PePS1k1ng]

@morikahjo still with jake

[mousavi128]

how the hell can a cellphone float? lol

[missmillionmaker]

lol

[COOKIESfromAhooker]

Oh bummer. You guys uploaded this on 9/11. We did that with one of our videos by accident.

[TheSolidSnake14]

i am sick of the wild turkey ad!!!!!

[tomfoolery58]

if i were jake i would leave so i cud time alone from amir

[leeshizzle429]

anyone notice that these titles can fit other videos

[ok2431]

wow Amir naver wash his hand

[XillegaltoastX]

How could such a hilarious video be uploaded on 9/11?

[Jihad193]

0:23 hahahha

[TheBUBBLY102]

can i work a collegehumor,please??

[TheExplodingPumpkin]

@TheBUBBLY102 Sorry, you cannot.

[iAreRadish]

Fawawawlt!

[xHoodedMaster]

How many times had amir killed jakes phone?

[DaniFlakes]

"Because i'm CRAZY, okay!! You know that, don't act surprised!!" LOL

[MAKKEBAKKE]

Stop making me hungry its 2:30AM :(

[XxwhoaitsmoexX]

Damn I really want some chicken nuggets.

[TheSunderstorm]

I love how they calm down when amir's bloody hand comes out

[xepicbrosx]

When amir said 'whatever' at the start he sounded english (its 0:04)

[TheMedievalHamster]

Keep pressing 9 For...Hmm Meh i cant think of anything clever well fuck it hes jackin off

[LegendaryElitz]

hold 1 for jake. gigity gigity gigty

[triforcebandofficial]

press 2 repeatedly jake says "nervous?"

[TomReedCarey]

OMG ADMIR IS WEARING SHORTS FOR THE FIRST TIME

[SWEETRHYSIE10]

pressed 7 and i couldn't stop laughing

[JulianMichael100]

Jake's a dick

[MatteM94]

"WOEVAH"

[TheBlondeNation]

I MISS THIS INTRO :(

[LaFossethaBosS]

Press 1:25 >:)

[Caligatio194]

@LaFossethaBosS muahahahahaha

[jaleen191919]

Now i've officially watched every single Jake and Amir. WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW!

[FOOPSPY123]

@jaleen191919 on to hardly working!

[TakesofLife]

@jaleen191919 i suggest watching every troopers (go to their site for that)

[ummmdudewtf]

@jaleen191919 lol i only just started watching them

[SuperUnavailableName]

i clicked on this cuz jake and amir is written on purple

[VSCSnowParks]

Jake : Do you want to go to the hospital?

Amir : Yeeaaah

[SiennaSinger101]

Does anyone else love the intros? XD

[gokuryam]

@SiennaSinger101 everyone does xDD

[Mallen151]

@ryleighburgules did you see his hand after he pulled it out? It looks like AMIR turned it on! :P

[Nered88]

sep 11 uplodaed

[IamDerpp]

iv watched almost every episode twice now

[AsianSocialistGamer]

This was posted on 9/11

[puppystomper324]

@my favorite holiday

[AsianSocialistGamer]

@puppystomper324 lol

[Zizwitmyfiz]

Almost all top comments are just people quoting the video...

[KyLRFrNKrx]

UR ACTING LIKE THIS IS oohaa

wanna go to the hospital

yeeeeaaaa

LMFAo

[FatherOfExile]

LOL!! Look at this redneck guy running CRAZY through the streets!

/watch?v=o2Y-80_6vns

[AndrewAMMay]

@FatherOfExile LOL! Look at this idiot commenting BORING links through the web!

/user/FatherOfExile

[rabbitruler44]

I'm SHOCKED that Amir didn't get the nuggets after!

[mcjack11]

god, amir goes to the hospital way too much. I wouldn't go to the hospital unless I lost a whole finger or something.

[o0happyface0o]

What happened to 1:32?

[DarkCornor]

@o0happyface0o troll

[ALPHATV67]

Amir is always stuck in somthing



[36rcender]

Amir probly grabbed the nuggets

[neothepanda]

wered his phone go

[MrProslayer95]

@winkledorf wtf thats not even funny, u faggot

[ShadowKunoichiAsh]

Haha, that's a real friend. If someone dropped my phone down the sink I think I'd be too pissed to take them to the hospital.

[winkledorf17]

om not gay, but these videos are so funny i get a boner watching them

[KyLRFrNKrx]

Amir takes his hand out"woah"

"wanna go to the hospital"

"yeeeeaaaaah"

[SuperSeppie]

CREAM RISES BITCH

[VLF218]

"Gim me dem, pass me those, i changed my mind" i love Amir

[MaximumMadnessStixon]

According to the "Transcribe Audio" Closed Capationing option, starting at 1:07 the following statement is made: “Captain young boys that about what that went on in my book because I don’t really have a right that you know embedded in the United States babies running out of a videotape.” I think Amir broke the closed captioning option, lol!

[skullythebloger]

@MaximumMadnessStixon or he's a pedo.

[ShlomoMoyal]

what the fuck is with the gay lawn mowing advertisement

[KatieNicole1313]

Hahaha i love how amir points out tht jake shouldnt be surprised by now XD

[Belldandy722]

Lol @ "Cream Rises Bitch" xD The way he said it made me loose it x)

[MatteM94]

"woh-eva" ahah

[XxDeadlyRedneckxX]

if you close your eyes , this hole video is like amir is masterbaiting

[XxDeadlyRedneckxX]

@XxDeadlyRedneckxX masturbating. sry 

[BeamishBloom]

Smooth musings

[AtLeastImSocial]

Its called flooding the phone to the top!

[TheHarlemGhost2]

CREAM RISES BITCH

[EatMoreCucumbers]

wanna go to the hospital? yeeaah

[idredman]

gotta love that "OO0000ooooHHHhhh!" at the end !

[censoredouche777]

I love the way that Amir casually just says "Yeaaaa" at the end.

[Stewey1000]

"Cream rises bitch!'. There, I quoted the video. Can I have a thumbs up?

[TheEagleEnigma]

We're going to the hospital.

Yeah.....

[SuperMegaUltraWin]

why did amir turn the tap on again?

[queenfrostine97]

@SuperMegaUltraWin He wanted to float the phone to the top. Cream rises, BITCH!

[hardXcoreminecraft]

YOU'RE WETTING THE WATER!

[SpamMuffinz]

At least nobody turned on the garbage disposal.

[miyandere]

CREAM RISES BITCH!

[EmpressPrincess19]

@miyandere Golden line right there, LMAO

[HisInfernalMajesty70]

@miyandere Best 3 words everrrr! :D

[Randomness1209]

Damn he went to McDonald's quickly XD

[silentninjat]

Lol added Sep. 11

[MohawkBass]

How does collegehumor make the moneys

[HarrisonRocks]

@MohawkBass

Advertising, their website gets like 20 million visitors a month so they probably make quite a lot of money from the ads too

[worldsofsugar]

@MohawkBass youtube pays you if you have good videos

[thestatuegotmehigh]

You're wetting the water? Haha.

[JewJam69]

FUCK OFF PAGE RAGE!!

[dizzykur14]

this was uploaded on 9/11

hmmm

[BLEHXDXP]

Anyone notice Jake never got his phone back?

[100princess001]

i think it's actually really sweet of jake to worry about amir and take him to the hospital, than immediately start trying to get his phone out of the sink. ♥

[MrTurtlesand]

lol

[aaaacccc14]

it's called floating the phone to the top

[MrExitOnly]

@aaaacccc14 Becuz Cream rises Bitch! lol thats my favorite part too!

[ryleighbugrules]

Oh god the whole time my stomach was plumiting as I rayed Jake didn't turn the disposal on.

[LegoAnimation2k11]

@ryleighbugrules you wanted amirs hand to get cut off, although, i do see where your coming from

[Nemyman]

@ryleighbugrules Its comedy not torture tutorials xD

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

cream rises bitch

one of my new catch phrases. That along with "nucking futs and of course "oh sheesh ya'll twas a dream"

jake and amir- best lines ever spawned

[Duranazer]

i dont get why alt219 has a top comment when i OBVIOUSLY answers the question , "He listens to jake's voicemail." ...

[Simenbjo]

Didnt Amir throw Jakes phone in the sea? Meh, he probably got a new one.

[teejaye110]

@Simenbjo meh, this video is probably 2 years old or something, who knows?

[grilorash]

holy fuck!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha fuckin british people and their "plasters" WTF is that shit?!?! i mean i know what it is but that is just the most retarded name for it. hahahahahahahahahaha

[TwatsPartyHouse96]

in the intro amir sounded english...

[KamonBro]

@bccr13 @garbadgeman2012 I have never heard the word plaster used like that actually.

[jjguitargod97]

so u wanna go to the hospital? yeaa

[leadmouse1]

Why do they want to go to the hospital if there is a First Aid Kit right behind them?

[bccr13]

@leadmouse1 When your hand is covered in that much blood, a plaster (Band aid for Americans :P) doesn't quite do the job.

[garbadgeman2012]

@bccr13 i think us americans would get what a plaster is, at least i hope we would. -_-

[bccr13]

@garbadgeman2012 Well I have known Americans who don't know what one is so I just thought I would make sure :)

[MrFoxyFox4Me]

@bccr13 It's okay. We don't know what plasters are. I do only because Emma Watson explained what it was in an interview once. garbadgeman was just being all arrogant, thinking he's the smarter, superior American. There are a lot of us that way unfortunately.

[SRStrollisSRS]

"cream rises BITCH"

[HockeyManDan85]

It's my 5th straight hour of watching Jake and Amir. Goddamn it.

[Pinksparklees]

How can they be so calm when Amir is bleeding to death I would be scared out of my mind

[grangerdanger212]

Amir was talking like a pirate in the beginning because he was gonna become Captain Hook after he gets his arm out of that drain

[stellalunalove872]

this isnt even your phone... WHATEVA!

[acamp1995]

My working theory is that Amir was a random, clinically insane homeless person who snuck into the College humour building one day and then just set up shop there. I suppose the Administration is just too overworked too do anything, too lazy to do anything or they actually haven't noticed him amongst their staff. Which isn't surprising, half of their staff are insane.

It does make sense when you put the pieces together... which are scattered though out the episodes of Jack and Amir.

[trinitykill33]

I wonder if his phone is ok :P

[hockeyfan709]

cream rises bitch

[xHolgate]

THUMBS UP IF PEOPLE WHO ASK FOR THUMBS UP ARE LONELY FAGGOTS WHO LIVE IN THEIR MOMS BASEMENT.

[rotgobbler]

@xHolgate ur a lonely faggot thats lives in ur moms basement?

[MirageUchiha]

"Wanna go to the hospital?"

"Yeeeaaaaa."