Cough

[TheMoustacheMunchies]

like if you were answering all Bertie's questions...

[SMMcV]

Allyway.....!

[1996fih]

I too do ballet, in fact it's one of the things I love to do the most. My ballet school is now doing Swan Lake and I'm really excited :D

P.S.-your looks just fine, Bertie, really sexy :)

[hihihisophie]

you didnt just say alley, you said diagon alley.

[KeighleyandChar]

i enjoy it when you cough at my screen......#creepy

[HeyItsKatieRose]

i got a text just as Bertie said he got a text.. ? creepy :S

[teddybear9812]

your cute

[shaunakearney]

'practicing for the ballet potter?' ;)

[EllieMountford123]

YOU DO BALLET? YES BERTIE!

[SarahConsterdine]

Are You Hallucinating?

[calskiii]

who is he talking to? xx

[luuuucy100]

@calskiii the camera...



[MrGameBomber]

nc no dislikes XD

[iheartjoeyrichter]

damn youre sexy

[incaseyoudidntknoww]

do you actually do ballet bertie? x

[lickmywillyplease]

legend

[AmandaaaBananaaa]

2.50 CHEESE MAN!?

[littlebro1111]

Dude if i were rich, i would fly a plane over to the UK and do stuff to you, ur so hot. P.S not a pedophile

:)

[littlebro1111]

@littlebro1111 ps im australian



[121Triplethreat]

@omgbertiedayable2 cool! I compete a bunchhh(: it's pretty cool.-33

[jamsta2k9]

DONT VOMIT... CHUNDER!!!!!!!!

[AlthoughILoveDogs11]

You're quite random when you're ill huh Bertie? (:

[newbetomfan]

0:05 "hello second channel bertie" - you 0:20 "I'm good. you?" - you 0:45 "I attempted to rape you remember?" - you 1:00 "I tried to anle rape you with a dildo remember?" - you 1:26 "I love- what?" - you 1:33 "don't ask me!" - you 1:52 "Fine I guess....." - you 2:41 " Me and my guy friend both tried to rape you both ways.. it was good until your door was locked!" - you 3:38 " OK but I wasn't intending to ...." - you 4:42 " Trying to rape you again....." - you ( THIS IS A JOKE!!!!)

[tazza2xx]

"as you heard the coughing in the beggining" THAT WAS COUGHING!?!?! :O

[sianimalxrawr]

watching this video with google subtitles and when he says "i've been lazy uhh..never mind" google says "i've been lazy with another man" hahaha made me giggle

[luv4MIKEandANDRE]

i love it when you dont gel it ! ... but i love it whenyou gel it too ,... basically your HOT !

[OmgBertieDayable2]

ur hair looks all soft... xxx

[OmgBertieDayable2]

BALLET BALLET!!!! Bertie... there is no one there... there is never anyone there xxx 0:47... and all the other times you speak to 'that disgusting person' xx

[amandamenezesma]

You look better without gel!

[CassieLalaGirly96]

@BertiebertGpart2 Oh. My. God. You do ballet?!?!?!? I LOVE you! (In a non creepy way) :D:D

[121Triplethreat]

I'm a competitive dancer! I do ballet(:

[OmgBertieDayable2]

@121Triplethreat I used to do Ballet! then i got pulled out to do some maths class. :'( i was verrrrrrrrry competetive!x

[Missbethandme]

I do ballet like three times a week:')

[lmreed98]

You made fun of yourself when you said "THE body" when you were in, like, Kindergarten, but you just said it again... -_-

[lmreed98]

YOU'RE THE DISGUSTING PIECE OF SH*T!!! YOU'RE THE ONE DOING CRACK COCAINE!!! >.<

I'm sorry, baby. I love you. :)

[Did anyone catch the Cat In The Hat reference there? Yeah...]

[ksilovesailing]

your hair looks cute hahaha

[ItsKatFace]

Tempted to send a tutu as fanmail now, for your ballet activities...

[ItsKatFace]

No, no. It isn't legal, I'm sorry.

[catie180]

Am I the only one who found this video to be really seductive...?

[CrazyRainbowSheep]

I now really want to do ballet :) *

[HarryStylesyoufitty]

@CrazyRainbowSheep i do ballet twice a week>.<

[CrazyRainbowSheep]

I know really want to learn ballet :)

[PrettyFace1343]

Noooo, your hair looks so cute like that!(:

[sarzy121]

OMG! You really look like Daniel Radcliffe!:L<3

[AidaJBieberMT]

your eyebrows look like Zayn Malik's.

[DancingFajhita]

well my answer was 'i watched you on youtube most of the day today' but then you replied with 'thats discusting, i dont even think thats legal' umm, k.....then you said 'whatcha do yesterdy' mine was the same answer so you were like 'thats even worse' im sorry that i love you:'(

[DanielleLoovesU]

i love you so much bertie<3 if i met you that would be amazing.(: your amazing hot and suuper funny(: i wish i could meet you<3 i love you so much<3(:

[DanielleLoovesU]

i dont know when will i see you? are you free tomorrow? Me: Yes No why why what are you doing?: Seeing yoou!!! Bertie: oh my that's revaulting that's actually made me feel sick to my stomach....Me;Kaay....

[seennlisten]

i heard that deseases are self caused psichologically, im just saying u deserve it

[135ducky]

hehe ballet and you right it is hard work

[IlovetodanceDream]

I do ballet! I also do jazz tap and lyrical! Ballet is hard work!

[Joyceeeeful]

Really? Ballet? Okay.

[RukiO135]

You always gel your hair? You hate your hair not gelled? Definitely Malfoy.

[TumbleweedFans]

"Practicing for ballet Potter?" I wonder what Draco would think when he finds out his OWN son does ballet.

[TheDeardeer123]

"I just swear!" no you just swore

[Meganandgeorgia2011]

your hair looks nice.. awhhh

[WeaselBee42]

Does he remind anyone else of Matt Smith?

[kimmybimey07]

still attractive.

[9603lka]

oh, i love you bertie.

[X1Mewmewfan2]

oh, dear god. i fucking love you :').. you do ballet! AHHH.

[MissHan2103]

I do ballet, ballet is uber cool but not as cool as tap :L xxxx

[wigg1es]

Does anyone else have a sudden urge to take ballet lessons?

[Tayror15]

i wanna send Bertie gel for Christmas:) what do you think?

[sdp9805]

DOM how dare you get Bertie sick?!? MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS?

[Annie1997x]

deffinately a Malfoy there Bertie<3

[leahphillipss]

When you went to 'fake cough' but then that two splurts of noise came out... A+. In stitches.

[m0llyweasley]

<3

[MsHeroicHeroine]

i just want to.....

bertie: thats revolting!

me:i love you

bertie:i might just start vomitting

[MsHeroicHeroine]

Yes im free tomorrow. 

[notmeantforloving]

"I need to reply to that text. I don't do that....Oh, it's HER."

:'(

[JennaJust]

crack cocaine is a powder that can be smoked, snorted, injested or injected and is a stimulant - it can make you feel confident, alert, agressive, arrogant, it raises the bodies temperature and raises the heart rate while reducing your appetite. After taking it you experience a "come-down" which is a state of depression. Its not unusual to feel like you have the flu after taking large amounts of cocaine =)

[elleandthegryffindor]

@JennaJust ... 

[emilykeoX]

you are so beautiful we will get married one day

[tazkia19]

bertie : anyway, is everything alright with you?

me : no :(

bertie : good!

[WeLoveBertie]

You look lovely even when you're ill

[AnnoyingOnion1998]

You look better when you DO NOT put gel on your hair. That's just my opinion.

[SkyPatronus112]

You look even MORE like Daniel Radcliffe in this one.

[SkyPatronus112]

You even look MORE like Daniel Radcliffe in this video.

[Iheartneonsparkles]

"your going to go to jail soon"

is it because im black?! loll

[Nomshter]

Your hair looks good though ! :3

[ScorpiusHyperion24]

I AM FREE TOMOROW!!!!!!!

[harvestmoondscute]

"I always gel my hair." spoken like a true Malfoy right there, Bertie. Get well soon! :)

[meganlongggx]

and im dead

[harrypotterluver98]

YES BERTIE I AM FREE TOMORROW XD

[LuckyClover822]

Bertie: What did you do today?

Me: Went to school and had no fun...

Bertie: That's disgusting! What did you do yesterday?

Me: Filming for a T.V Show! :)

Bertie: That's even worse!

Me: DON'T BE SO JELLY! :)

[ColourblindKisses]

You're like a mix of Charlie McDonnell, Alex Day and Matt Smith :') it's great xD Hope you're feeling better, when you get to A Levels missing days off school are a mixture of hell and bliss...yeah idk just feel better soon :) x

[WolfHorseDown]

Bertie I hope you get better soon, I know it isn't cool to be sick.

[justinbeiberforever1]

Aww I Love Your Hair Bertie :D Get Well Soon !!! :D

[MrsDracoMalfoy2100]

Haha you said dodo ballet!

[MrsDracoMalfoy2100]

I love your couch!

[tazkia19]

bertie, your voice is changed!

[tazkia19]

i think you got thypus virus bertie :/ have you checked to a doctor?

[BertiebertG]

@tazkia19 I researched thypus virus and I've actually on got one of the symptoms (cough) so I highly doubt I have this virus. I just have a cough:)

[hAyLeS13x]

Does everyone at your school have to do Ballet?! I have a ballet exam on Tuesday up in London, RAD Intermediate if that means anything you....? Would you like to wish me luck pleasee? :)

[charleybeadles]

awh, get well soon bertie! love you! :')♥

[Luucyevaans97]

How is it actually possible for him to look still as FIT as hell even when he's ill?, and WE ALL LOVE YOUR HAIR BERTIE no matter what it looks like, with gel or not !xx

[LawlItsLucy]

You said 'Alleyway' because... once a pervert always a pervert;}

[OMGitslivv]

I heard "Hair isn't gelled" as "Parent in jail"......

[BananaTrouble01]

Me liKes your hair down.[:

[Sophsta04]

Eugh, i don't like ballet. It kills my legs :(

[Sophsta04]

This video went from talking about being sick to crack cocaine...

[DemixBaker]

i was actually answering his questions.. because im fooooookin nutz.

[KraziHaze]

im a freak :P thanks bertie :)) x

[AshleighClare97]

i'm free any day for you :) xoxo

[WatsonsMuse]

"Do you like my t-shirt? No? Okay, go away then"

[Gokuderayuji01]

Get well Bertie~

[Gokuderayuji01]

I MISSED YOU BERTIE!

[chockwitsncinnamone]

Okay. Everyone seriously is sick this month. o_O

[KassaMB]

Can you marry me when we are adults, because you're so cuteee? <3<3<3<3 :D

[Theloveislifeforme]

I'm sick too and I'm coughing all time!!! *cough cough* But anyway your looking great! :D

[directionerhogwarts]

We love your hair no matter what, Bertie. #bertiebottsloveseverythingabo­utbertie

[jeanessa13xox]

Gelled or not, short or long, tied up or not, Bertie we will still love your hair. xD

[iVictz06]

Shut up, Bertie. Your hair looks sexy...

Seriously, it does.

[ImmaMalfoy]

Lol, I feel like I'm having a conversation with you. Hahahahaa!

[sassygirl006]

overdose of cough medicine Bertie?

[mazypazy1]

your hair is fine lol it allways is haha cya! <3

[WeGotOurLipstickOn]

Ballet! You're soo cute!

[thegirlwithtwohearts]

you swear quite alot now Bertie! tut tut!

[MrsCptJackHarkness]

Bertie: What did you do today?

Me: Went to school...

Bertie: That's disgusting! What did you do yesterday?

Me: Went to school...

Bertie: That's even worse!

[carter061]

You do ballet? So do I!

[char1089]

I really want to partner with you now. You should just move to CA so all your fangirls here can partner with you :)

[sarahtheresewild]

Fangirl moment when you mentioned Toby Turner

[adventuretimeletsgo]

I think you are ten times sexier now that I know you do ballet! Anyways you sexy beast get well soon! Btw I'm a girl, and I also do ballet. We should partner some time, even though your in England and I'm in California lol.

[DisneyChannelFan136]

Get well soon Bertie :)

[ttoes555]

Bertie does ballet? VIDEO. PLEASE. asdfghjkl; (:

[iamemogerl]

I know I'm a freak:P

[iamemogerl]

Do you get high(er) when you're ill?:P

[166deh]

I love you ! I loved this vid congrats!

[pixielike31]

I love how Bertie assumes everything we do is disgusting. It made me laugh, which was awesome because I was having a terrible day until this. 

[Brittanyleigh98]

So, when you said you would never do drugs...yeah, That. Made. My. Day. Nearly everyone i know does drugs, it seems like im the only one who doesnt. So, Im so glad i head that(':

[Audgethepotterhead]

Oh. I'm sorry helping out at a christmas tree lighting thing is so disgusting.

[Audgethepotterhead]

You remind me SO SO much of this guy i know. You're like the same person.

[PepsiTheKitten]

So are you umbridge.... Cause... You got a text...

[PepsiTheKitten]

IM NOT A FREAK BERTIE!!! :D <3 XDD

[caseyyybro]

Dom got you sick? You're playing right in to the Bertie/Dom shippers hands..

[pixielike31]

@caseyyybro ….. There's Bertie/Dom shippers?

[MooDucksGo]

@pixielike31 Bom. they're the freaking sexXD

[PepsiTheKitten]

Hottie.

[EmilyBabyy98]

I've watched this about 20 times now. I really do love this video almost as much as i love that amazing child in the video.

[MyPinkBra95]

I LOVE your hair like that!

[theKATIERABBIT]

everyone in tumbleweedprd is ill

dom, bertie and also harrison :/

hope you all get better soon

[TheCandyFire]

hair porn.

[alexandraheuer1]

DID DOM GET YOU SICK!!!! ohhh dom...

[lalalaohai]

. . . Bertie you go to a performing arts school?!?!? ughh -.- that's the worst thing about living in Puerto Rico . . . none of those :( I NEED ONE!!!! crap. i can only go to it after regular school and i live 30 min away from it. :( IM SO FRUSTRATED D:

my point: i'm insanely jealous

[singularraven]

What gel do you use?

[kristenblehDX]

OMG IM SICK AT THE MOMENT ASWELL!!

Sick buddddddddddies :D

[alexwolffan13]

I can just imagine you sitting in your room alone, talking to a camera, asking it how it is and stuff

[Stfola]

Your hair looks soft.....I want to touch it...

[hisumi1234]

i love your hail un-gelled!! u shuld wear ur hair like that more often!!

[JBequalsLoves]

Get well soon! ♥

[KSKLAG]

Your hair looks so fluffy. c:

[McGonagallus]

haha. I actually love your hair even without the gel :)  Get well soon Bertie *Huggles*

[potterhead796]

SUPER FREAK, SUPER FREAK, she's super freakaaaay XD but don't worry, I'm sick too :/

[sunnysideup0123]

i actually liked his hair here...

[lalalaohai]

@sunnysideup0123 RIGHT?!??! he's way too self conscious about his hair.

[emilymanning13]

that was so weird, my phone went off and then you said, "Oh, I've got a text."

[tallcoolone15]

Get well soon Bertie! And I do love your hair, even without gel. :D

[qazplmnb1]

Lol did Dom get you sick

[Bookerina26]

"How are you?" Amazing because I'm watching you :D "What did you do to today?" Rewatched most of your videos :D "That's absolutely disgusting." I just had another pretend conversation with Bertie Gilbert! BY THE WAY! YOU ARE IN MY WAY TO REMEMBER Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species! :D

AND I AM FREE BERTIE ANY TIME ANY WHERE JUST FOR YOU! K.Bye.

[LauraLooney1]

I swear you have gotten more sexy :-) Man, I lobe you...Sorry im.not ususally as stalkish as that :-) Hope you get well soon ;-)

[IvyVega186]

That was quite funny,I admit. xD How do you come up with these ideas to say....something funny in a instant :O ?!?!

[WeirdosUnited13]

Is there an illness going around your group of friends?!?!

Because Me and my friends no how you feel :3 xx

Get well Bertie :P xx

[nerdishnori]

bertie, i will be free for you any day. ahahahaha

[victoriavickieek]

i dont hate alot of things in life.. but one thing i do hate is when my sister wont let me watch bertie in sound:(<33