Everyone should get the app called junowallets from itunes, all you do is download free apps, then open the apps, and you get money for each app. Then you use that money to get free gift cards. If you use the invite code JM270929, then you automatically start with 25 cents. I got a free $10 gift card in one week.
Hey guys and girls. I'm a poet from Chicago. I have started a YouTube Channel to help get my work out there. Please take 5 minutes out of your day to check my stuff out. Like. Subscribe. Tweet. I update on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Your support is greatly appreciated!
in fact that is the best 20 seconds XD
theodorehui 14 hours ago
I'll watch the rest tomorrow
rdapercussionist 19 hours ago 6
That was the worst 2 seconds in my life.
sparklegirl990 22 hours ago
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Everyone should get the app called junowallets from itunes, all you do is download free apps, then open the apps, and you get money for each app. Then you use that money to get free gift cards. If you use the invite code JM270929, then you automatically start with 25 cents. I got a free $10 gift card in one week.
jimm9922 23 hours ago
why 2 seconds?!?!
jlu239 1 day ago
he looked like my granddad
shut163 1 day ago
............................. WTF?!
TweedWeegee 1 day ago
ha ha ha
YoYoYoKKlol 1 day ago
Pedo Bear, UNDA DA SEA!!
alienkilla22 1 day ago
he just cum
pro2firez 1 day ago
ikr finally watching a video that dosnt waist any of y time :)
chocolate21113 1 day ago
i only came here for the comments
keyproductions100 1 day ago
Not really
mcmike606060 2 days ago
The book was better.
WakaFlockaJoshua3333 2 days ago
push always the 0 for masturbation
germandreaming 2 days ago
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do I hear... cowbell? cause I have a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!
MrBrunner12 2 days ago
AUTO REPEAT BUTTON PLEASE!!!
Bazar21productions 2 days ago
i t was only 1 second
Calonicoballers 2 days ago
what just happen i was just listen to rack city and then i end up here how is this possible ?lol
maleronichips 2 days ago
L.S.D. μάλλον...
PepeGiannis89 3 days ago
i got here from "tomska" how did that happen?? O_O
MyHunnybee 3 days ago
whahah, je hebt mn tijd verspilt!!!!! >:-(
GuitarHero2910 3 days ago
U JUST MADE MY DAY!!
argeon100 3 days ago
This is the face i made when i heard they were making a modern warfare 3 :D
s7alker2011 3 days ago
ill have to watch it tommarow
kyloyoyo 3 days ago
I freaking love Patrick!!!
CookiesoSweetxo 3 days ago
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Mine to!
WHYYOUNODUBSTEP 3 days ago
my favorite part 0:07
lolzmechannel 3 days ago
mfw i see tard stories on /b/ and im terminal cancer and breaking rules
cloud8746 3 days ago
My life just changed.
DestryofNight 3 days ago
that's the face i make when i cum
whiteboynigg 3 days ago
thats the face i make when i have to poop.
LegitMinecrafters07 4 days ago
Urmm What mw3501 said :D
iheartdjdangalikeraa 4 days ago
patrick i love your gay luigi
mw3501 4 days ago
Thats me after an orgasm achieved
TheHardass69 4 days ago
Thats me lol
MsIwantpie 4 days ago
this is me after a big fucking dump!
MegaHelloKitty4 4 days ago
yay???
ScrewEverythingTV 4 days ago
Saw the hole!
tummen98 5 days ago
ill watch the rest tommorow
SecretsOfTheFinger 5 days ago
where is 0:01
gnrslash17 5 days ago
That made my day x)
Swaqqified 5 days ago
I had such high expectations.
kztar621 5 days ago
this video was... THE BEST FLIPING THING EVERRRRR.
98vidmaker 5 days ago
Still a better love story than Twilight
oskiberso 6 days ago 64
thats the face i have when i orgasm
JamesastanWAW 6 days ago 20
@JamesastanWAW XD
majest112 7 hours ago
meeh.. i'll watch the rest tommorow
MultiTripleRainbow 6 days ago
awhh <3
neobaby2011 6 days ago
Lukly that 2 secounds of my life wasnt porn 0_0
theAlex182000 6 days ago
omg my life is complete i could die happy now
MultiKILL900 6 days ago
too long I'll finish tomorrow
FARDINMAJED 6 days ago
Never go full retard.
Poot94 1 week ago
omg this is awesome!!!! lol
2cedarpoint5 1 week ago
Me: I didnt know you could get money from fapping on TV.
Me: HEY MOM IMA MAKE MEH OWN SHOW NOW!
Mom:Ok can i be in it?
Me:0.o
The1717awesome 1 week ago
2 second vid, 1 second missing
paul1234730 1 week ago
LOl
TheMasterOfSackboys 1 week ago
wheres second 1?
EnviousTaco 1 week ago
i am sexy and i know it
Pokemon1stPRO 1 week ago
ehh. ill watch the rest tommorrow.
camiebaby12345 1 week ago
Patrick is adorable!!! X3
AvatardyPokegirl 1 week ago
I'll watch the rest later
KrazyKalicoKat 1 week ago
longer than kardashian's wedding.
BlackFuryDragonn 1 week ago
I didnt even get enough time to turn up the volume!
832Sami 1 week ago
Hahhahaah me and my sis laughed so hard!!!!!!!!
fantagexpoke86x 1 week ago
i came her for the best 2 seconds of my life and im not disapointed.
swunt10 1 week ago
I liked that part when patrick was laughing
18rakuso 1 week ago
More like waste 2 seconds of ur life
Poncianna 1 week ago
i laughed
Mrspongebobification 1 week ago
ha ha ha !!!!!!!!! leuk
derksbobba 1 week ago
what i do when I watch porn
findmeaname234 1 week ago
no 0:01
DestinyBell864 1 week ago
That is the face I made the 1st time I watched a porno : D
MetalDave98 1 week ago
and what a life i had
123Ureadthishah 1 week ago
..... :D *_*
MisaCrey 1 week ago
Geeehaa o.O
AnnaMariaLovesYa1 1 week ago
DUMB WAT HAVE U BEEN DRINKING KID
blackwatch232 1 week ago
can i have my 2 seconds back....
LostBelowLife 1 week ago
Not a book but the novel waz worth 99 AR points
starwarsismyshot 1 week ago
The Book was Better
TheBarfingCats 1 week ago 109
@TheBarfingCats ur comment made my freaking day
summerluvzgermx 2 days ago
how the fuck do I always end up here...
brick90brick 1 week ago 3
Without any milk.
rockman35004 1 week ago
Premature ejaculation?
Biggshownob 1 week ago
0:00-0:02 ... youtube needs to learn to count
Butimstillalive 1 week ago 2
@Butimstillalive yh it fckin skips to 2 secs xD
bamboomkin 1 week ago
Its easy to masturbate on this.
Eeswa66 1 week ago
That is the face I made when skyrim was released.
DmegaD 1 week ago 50
@DmegaD My brother mitchell said"Skyrim is fuckin ll as hell ."LOL
MsIwantpie 4 days ago
it wuz my best
buiii456 1 week ago
I will watch the last second tomorrow :)
bannister12345 1 week ago
I'll watch the rest tomorrow
yanksta999 1 week ago
HAHAHAHA!!
TheRcoky 1 week ago
Mom: Go to sleep
Me: Just one more video
*troll face*
ninja0wnzy0u 1 week ago
@ninja0wnzy0u :troll:
shady12600 1 week ago
okay why the f*ck has this vid almost 1 miljon views?
CUZ ITS THE BEST 2 SECONDS OF YOUR LIFE!
NLWalkthroughDude 1 week ago
0...2 ? What the hell ? O.o
uzo70 1 week ago
hahaha(: that made my day!(:
callmemsswagger 1 week ago
I want my 2 seconds back. So I can watch this again!
PhoenixBird35 1 week ago
i only had time to watch half of it
machinaking 1 week ago
nope....u were wrong that was the worst two seconds
krenajaylo7 1 week ago
My favorite part was 0:01
moviemaker1004 1 week ago
1:02 must see
SuperMydrive 1 week ago
0.02 it ended did anyone see that
monstergalaxyfan1 1 week ago
this is way to long
zambone115 1 week ago
Wt crap :3 lol wow Patrick I didn't know u rolled like that
Daizeallen 1 week ago
gayest 2 seconds ever
JustinLeeGreer 1 week ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I'm sorry If I'm spamming but this is the cheapest way I can afford to promote
Me and my brother lost our parents at a young age
All I did was play ball and all he did was music
Well his latest songs of his album are currently in a contest to get 10,000 views by March
He's doing good so far. All his songs are on my channel and its deep
Please watch the videos and hit the like button for him
If he wins, his best song will get played on the radio
THUMBS UP SO EVERYONE CAN SEE THIS
Thanks
FullEffectVisualTv 1 week ago
Is the best 2 seconds for Patrick.
FlyingCowShow 1 week ago
the title is so true
yrucool2 1 week ago
lol, actually made me laugh hhaha
MrsSimpsonTillTheEnd 1 week ago
worst 2 seconds of my life
n03y99 1 week ago
BEST HOUR OF MY LIFE!
LOStheCOMIC 1 week ago
2 badest seconds of my life :D
icx98 1 week ago
the best 4 seconds of my life
filmsnubbe 1 week ago
Mfw I see my crush
mlh1996 1 week ago
ehh il watch the rest tommarow
2cpukid 1 week ago
damm the comments make it soo much funnier hhahah
louisv54 1 week ago
DYAHHAAA
ZytherGriefing 1 week ago
BAD VIDEO
coolkyle7175 1 week ago
top comments my ass, my comment had 147 likes
543212399939741999 1 week ago 2
i only had time to watch half of it
liljag906 1 week ago 124
His new record
thefallenprime2011 1 week ago
first time i laugh but after that i didnt laugh
TDGjunior 1 week ago
ill watch the rest tomorrow.
MikeandEdin1 1 week ago
Thumbs Up If You Watch More Then 3 Times
MrBeberikata 1 week ago 4
i will watch the next part another time this is too long
theecoguy123 1 week ago
Actually, the best 2 seconds of my life was my first sex!
MightyWings88 1 week ago
@MightyWings88 YOU HAD SEX FOR 2 SECONDS?
goku0warrior 1 week ago 52
@goku0warrior Why to be rude man?
DudleyTheAgent 1 week ago
@goku0warrior more than you've gotten ;)
VivaMilan121 1 week ago
i came.....
stijnseawsomnessvlog 1 week ago
NOWAI!
trpletz 1 week ago
i will watch the second half of this video later
tomo12373 1 week ago
i want my money back
kxmode 1 week ago
@kxmode i would pay too see this
gsmaster42 1 week ago
Lol
TheLockster55 1 week ago
GEEEEEAHHHAAAAAAAA
thesneakersofficial 1 week ago
Definitely not the worst! Oh that Patrick, always makes me smile. :)
sabineoudt 2 weeks ago
Indeed it was my friend.
CrazySuperTwist 2 weeks ago
i came
stijnseawsomnessvlog 2 weeks ago
If thats the best two seconds of your life, you must have a pretty lame life
angrytaco2 2 weeks ago
Two seconds of my life I will NEVER get back
SockMonkeyVictims 2 weeks ago
@SockMonkeyVictims WTF LOL ITS 2 SECONDS........... YOU SPENT MORE TIME POSTING A COMMENT THEN WATCHING TH VIDEO.... ROFLMABFAO
DubStepEminem242 2 weeks ago
the best 2 seconds of my life was discovering the youtube user Chuggaconroy...i don't know about you though o.o
Ultimate6warrior7 2 weeks ago
r u new
heatherxox371 2 weeks ago
i used to watch spongebob but then i took an arrow to the knee
jamesey5cp 2 weeks ago
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
cheezface88 2 weeks ago
these 2 seconds actually ended up the rest of my day -_-
Inferno8665 2 weeks ago
jajajajja
krystel848 2 weeks ago
Story of My Life.
xXLegendaryXx600 2 weeks ago
Ha!! Jokes on you. That was the best two hours of my life.
Stackeddub 2 weeks ago
Cow Bells!!!!!!:D
SuperStuffhappens 2 weeks ago
theres no 0:01!
grapetree3 2 weeks ago
@grapetree3 Yes there is. I saw it. I paused the video and I saw it.
DrNazus 2 weeks ago
@DrNazus thanks for the update
grapetree3 2 weeks ago
my pc laggs so hard that i cant even see the video TROL
roennieT 2 weeks ago
What happen to 0:01
BlackOut5n 2 weeks ago
Am I the only one who heard cow bells?
HCKlilylou 2 weeks ago
@HCKlilylou I heard 'em too.
RenegadePrincess84 2 weeks ago
CAN I TAKE YOUR HAAT SIIRRR
ccshufflers 2 weeks ago
tl;dr
siimsimsiim 2 weeks ago
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esgnrjnjgu 2 weeks ago
from watching 300 trailer to a messed up star fish oh i love youtube
earedelf123 2 weeks ago
How the fuck did I get here..?xD
SuicideWonderland 2 weeks ago
How to get quick views no matter what.
1. Rip out a couple seconds of video from Spongebob.
2. Upload.
JoeyR0x 2 weeks ago
worst 2 seconds of my life
penelope3996 2 weeks ago
cya next year when this video is done
xXLOlOlorTXx 2 weeks ago
i just could not take watching the second part way to much drama
co45877 2 weeks ago
No, they were the 2 WORST seconds of my life...
DazzaBrownsword 2 weeks ago
Me after sex
TheTitansfan111 2 weeks ago 154
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Hey guys and girls. I'm a poet from Chicago. I have started a YouTube Channel to help get my work out there. Please take 5 minutes out of your day to check my stuff out. Like. Subscribe. Tweet. I update on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Your support is greatly appreciated!
YouTube Search: James Zapfel Poetry.
JamesZapfelPoetry 2 weeks ago
I like the part when Patrick smiled
TheDrDibble 2 weeks ago
i only had time to watch 0.25 milaseconds of it!
TheSuperStuntBros 2 weeks ago
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wilianfla1 2 weeks ago
quem ta aqui pelo netado da joinha !
Juunin12 2 weeks ago 6
@Juunin12 i liked this bcuz idk what ur saying :D
callmehred 1 week ago
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