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  • in fact that is the best 20 seconds XD

  • I'll watch the rest tomorrow

  • That was the worst 2 seconds in my life.

  • why 2 seconds?!?!

  • he looked like my granddad

  • ............................. WTF?!

  • ha ha  ha

  • Pedo Bear, UNDA DA SEA!!

  • he just cum

  • ikr finally watching a video that dosnt waist any of y time :)

  • i only came here for the comments

  • Not really

  • The book was better.

  • push always the 0 for masturbation

  • AUTO REPEAT BUTTON PLEASE!!!

  • i t was only 1 second

  • what just happen i was just listen to rack city and then i end up here how is this possible ?lol

  • L.S.D. μάλλον...

  • i got here from "tomska" how did that happen?? O_O

  • whahah, je hebt mn tijd verspilt!!!!! >:-(

  • U JUST MADE MY DAY!!

  • This is the face i made when i heard they were making a modern warfare 3 :D

  • ill have to watch it tommarow

  • I freaking love Patrick!!!

  • my favorite part 0:07

  • mfw i see tard stories on /b/ and im terminal cancer and breaking rules

  • My life just changed.

  • that's the face i make when i cum

  • thats the face i make when i have to poop.

  • Urmm What mw3501 said :D

  • patrick i love your gay luigi

  • Thats me after an orgasm achieved

  • Thats me lol

  • this is me after a big fucking dump!

  • yay???

  • Saw the hole!

  • ill watch the rest tommorow

  • where is 0:01

  • That made my day x)

  • I had such high expectations.

  • this video was... THE BEST FLIPING THING EVERRRRR.

    

  • Still a better love story than Twilight

  • thats the face i have when i orgasm

  • meeh.. i'll watch the rest tommorow

  • awhh <3

    

  • Lukly that 2 secounds of my life wasnt porn 0_0

  • omg my life is complete i could die happy now

  • too long I'll finish tomorrow

  • Never go full retard.

  • omg this is awesome!!!! lol

  • Me: I didnt know you could get money from fapping on TV.

    Me: HEY MOM IMA MAKE MEH OWN SHOW NOW!

    Mom:Ok can i be in it?

    Me:0.o

  • 2 second vid, 1 second missing

  • LOl

  • wheres second 1?

  • i am sexy and i know it

  • ehh. ill watch the rest tommorrow.

  • Patrick is adorable!!! X3

  • I'll watch the rest later

  • longer than kardashian's wedding.

  • I didnt even get enough time to turn up the volume!

  • Hahhahaah me and my sis laughed so hard!!!!!!!!

  • i came her for the best 2 seconds of my life and im not disapointed.

  • I liked that part when patrick was laughing

  • More like waste 2 seconds of ur life

  • i laughed

  • ha ha ha !!!!!!!!! leuk

    

  • what i do when I watch porn

  • no 0:01

  • That is the face I made the 1st time I watched a porno : D

  • and what a life i had

  • ..... :D *_*

  • Geeehaa o.O

  • DUMB WAT HAVE U BEEN DRINKING KID

    

  • can i have my 2 seconds back....

  • Not a book but the novel waz worth 99 AR points

  • The Book was Better

  • @TheBarfingCats ur comment made my freaking day

  • how the fuck do I always end up here...

  • Without any milk.

  • Premature ejaculation?

  • 0:00-0:02 ... youtube needs to learn to count

  • @Butimstillalive yh it fckin skips to 2 secs xD

  • Its easy to masturbate on this.

  • That is the face I made when skyrim was released.

  • @DmegaD My brother mitchell said"Skyrim is fuckin ll as hell ."LOL

  • it wuz my best

  • I will watch the last second tomorrow :)

  • I'll watch the rest tomorrow

  • HAHAHAHA!!

  • Mom: Go to sleep

    Me: Just one more video

    *troll face*

  • @ninja0wnzy0u :troll:

  • okay why the f*ck has this vid almost 1 miljon views?

    CUZ ITS THE BEST 2 SECONDS OF YOUR LIFE!

  • 0...2 ? What the hell ? O.o

  • hahaha(:  that made my day!(:

  • I want my 2 seconds back. So I can watch this again!

  • i only had time to watch half of it

  • nope....u were wrong that was the worst two seconds

  • My favorite part was 0:01

  • 1:02 must see

  • 0.02 it ended did anyone see that

  • this is way to long

  • Wt crap :3 lol wow Patrick I didn't know u rolled like that

  • gayest 2 seconds ever

  • Is the best 2 seconds for Patrick.

  • the title is so true

  • lol, actually made me laugh hhaha

  • worst 2 seconds of my life

  • BEST HOUR OF MY LIFE!

  • 2 badest seconds of my life :D

  • the best 4 seconds of my life

  • Mfw I see my crush

  • ehh il watch the rest tommarow

  • damm the comments make it soo much funnier hhahah

  • DYAHHAAA

  • BAD VIDEO

  • top comments my ass, my comment had 147 likes

  • i only had time to watch half of it

  • His new record

  • first time i laugh but after that i didnt laugh

  • ill watch the rest tomorrow.

  • Thumbs Up If You Watch More Then 3 Times

  • i will watch the next part another time this is too long

  • Actually, the best 2 seconds of my life was my first sex!

  • @MightyWings88 YOU HAD SEX FOR 2 SECONDS?

  • @goku0warrior Why to be rude man?

  • @goku0warrior more than you've gotten ;)

  • i came.....

  • NOWAI!

  • i will watch the second half of this video later

  • i want my money back

  • @kxmode i would pay too see this

  • Lol

    

  • GEEEEEAHHHAAAAAAAA

  • Definitely not the worst! Oh that Patrick, always makes me smile. :)

  • Indeed it was my friend.

  • i came

  • If thats the best two seconds of your life, you must have a pretty lame life

  • Two seconds of my life I will NEVER get back

  • @SockMonkeyVictims WTF LOL ITS 2 SECONDS........... YOU SPENT MORE TIME POSTING A COMMENT THEN WATCHING TH VIDEO.... ROFLMABFAO

  • the best 2 seconds of my life was discovering the youtube user Chuggaconroy...i don't know about you though o.o

  • r u new

    

  • i used to watch spongebob but then i took an arrow to the knee

  • these 2 seconds actually ended up the rest of my day -_-

  • jajajajja

  • Story of My Life.

  • Ha!! Jokes on you. That was the best two hours of my life.

  • Cow Bells!!!!!!:D

  • theres no 0:01!

  • @grapetree3 Yes there is. I saw it. I paused the video and I saw it.

  • @DrNazus thanks for the update

  • my pc laggs so hard that i cant even see the video TROL

  • What happen to 0:01

  • Am I the only one who heard cow bells?

  • @HCKlilylou I heard 'em too.

  • CAN I TAKE YOUR HAAT SIIRRR

  • tl;dr

  • from watching 300 trailer to a messed up star fish oh i love youtube 

  • How the fuck did I get here..?xD

  • How to get quick views no matter what.

    1. Rip out a couple seconds of video from Spongebob.

    2. Upload.

  • worst 2 seconds of my life

  • cya next year when this video is done

  • i just could not take watching the second part way to much drama

  • No, they were the 2 WORST seconds of my life...

  • Me after sex

  • I like the part when Patrick smiled

  • i only had time to watch 0.25 milaseconds of it!

  • kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkk...#rachei

  • quem ta aqui pelo netado da joinha !

  • @Juunin12 i liked this bcuz idk what ur saying :D

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