Thank You Lebanese Girls!!!

[icbeirut]

SHIT LEBANESE GUYS SAY

YALLA!!

:D

[TheVBuBBs]

U CAN DO LEBANESE COUNTRY PEEPS!!! IT LL BE FUNNY!! JUST LIKE THEY JOKE ON BUBBA DOWN SOUTH!!

[TheVBuBBs]

MAN DO THEM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

[SaraATH2]

Hi Kifak Cava :P

You're are simply amazing, Love your video and humour sooo much. Walla it would be awesome to see you in Beirut this summer

CANT WAIT,, ya do shit lebanese guys do or say

Merci<3

[Jross7983]

Lebanese girl...married to an Italian man in the military....Living in Okinawa, Japan....Lovin' it!!!

[MrSweetlife92]

SHIT LEBANESE GUYS SAY- LEBANON FOR LIFE HABIBI

[munakwrzk]

Shit lebanese guys sayyyy!!! Te2beri albiiiiiiiiiiiiii hahaha :D 

[leavesabove91]

omgg you pluck ur eye brows lol

[Sunsetto2]

I ♥♥♥♥ ur videos I would love to see u imitating Lebanese girl shopping:)))loool

[kalisiowa]

well, since you're so hilarious, i wish that you could make a lot of videos about Middle Eastern people's mentality, behaviour etc :D :D :D i really love what you do!

[ILoveHouseMusic25]

Hahahaha amazing! I've seen your videos all over Facebook and I'm loving them! Keep the spirit of the Lebanese jokes flowing ;) We love our country and its people but we love poking fun even more ;)

I also agree with some of the viewers to do a "Shit Lebanese Tetas Say" cause that's a gold mine right there :P

Gotta love Lebnen<3

[thedarakht1]

hi , i am moroccan , i love your video , thank u , i really enjoyed hahahah , keep on the good work ,

[Dandoonax]

LOOL mahdoooum wla haha 

[TheEljohara]

i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeee ur videos sooo funny hehe :P

[Anomalous23]

People were saying that your voice was "whiny" but compared to other Arabic Dialects the Lebanese dialect is kind of whiny. I am Lebanese! I'm not being offensive but it's the truth. I think you hit it spot on though! <3 Definitely do a Shit Lebanese Teta's say. They have the craziest sayings!

[mariberry87]

<3

[MissSousoutheleb]

SHIT LEBANESE TETAS SAY! :D Keep up the good work! Nothing but smiles and laughter come from your vids!

[LILYPAD3906]

u need shit old lebanese people say...guys...and men...cuz they are all annoying as hellllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­lllllllllllllllllllllllllll. then u need one of shit lebanese inlaws say cuz they're annoying as hellllllllllllllllllllllllllll­ll..as u can tell, im annoyed :) yalla i added u on fb.

[LILYPAD3906]

i love your videos...added u on facebook...yeah we need one for shit lebanese guys say..cuz its soooo annnoyingggggggggggggggggggggg­ggggggggggggggg

[mimocool19]

You make mee lauuuugghhhhhhhhhh,,, good luck with your channell!! Love your videos, and YOUR HAIRRRR

[babelola01]

SHIT LEBANESE GUYS SAY!!!!!

[honeydiip101]

What's your real name?!

[4324nina]

im not leb but i get i guess it doesnt matter :S

[ZbmwM5]

That video is AWESOME.  You honestly did a perfect impression :) HAHA. Love it.

[cokeysaid]

Both! Yalla...we're ready to see them :)

[katieeadaline]

shit lebanese guys say!!

[mrsmally]

Baba i have nooooo clothes! Rofl the best! ::::::::: Part 2 and also Lebanese MOMS say pleassssssse ::::::::::: also pls keep language clean so I can share it with my family yay :):):)

[raiderznation64]

Triped me out at first cuz I'm fucked up lol but thannks for the comment

[ScarletTrust9192]

SOo funny !! LOVVEEE it !! <3 Love the Fares Karam !!! Honestly you are such a handsome lebanese guy ! haha keep it up "Sh*t Lebanese Girls say PART II " please :)

[jacnar]

I've been showing this to my Armenian friends because we feel like this relates to us as well! Especially Armenians from Beirut. Make more videos!!

[jacnar]

Make the guys version! :)

[deadshrugs]

BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[UN1992BS]

Shit Lebanese Moms Say

[DJExatic]

SHIT LEBANESE GUYS SAY!!!

[sara30]

Plz bothhh this is so funny and so true!!! :)

From Canada

[ruzzroozx3]

BOTH BOTH!!! you'll be successful in both!!!!

[PiNkBrEnD]

noooo, thank you for such a freaking funny video 3njddd love itttt i almost drop a tear!!

andd i want too see they boothhhh !!

[DinaAboukaram]

7abibi bchrafak 2oss cha3rak, 7aram your face...

[WisdomVoice]

I vote for both!

[WisdomVoice]

Oh my Gaaad he DOES do his eyebrows !

[misspurplestarfish]

man i've watched that video a million times already with my friends. one of the funniest videos on youtube! keep it up!

[ilikeowls11]

@misspurplestarfish thank you! im making part 2 this weekend! subscribe if you want to :)

[misspurplestarfish]

@ilikeowls11 subscribed! can't wait to see it!

[jordie4689]

shit lebanese girls say part 2. HANDS Down.

[xanga00]

Blabla is all I hear. @ilikeowls can you block that moron please he's ruining my happy mood

[Mahmood42978]

@xanga00 sounds like you're scared, it's ok; most people colonized by the French end up that way.

[thepowerrr3]

You're way funny and entertaining! Keep making videos, I'm totally enjoying em. =)

[ilikeowls11]

@thepowerrr3 thank you that makes me feel good :)

[becca771]

Sooo funny. best part is the kissing and the dancing at the end. Lovee Lebanon!

[jessicosmic]

lebanese girls say part II(I'd love to share some ideas)!!! You're hilarious and obviously humble and gracious...a true lebanese. Thank you!!

[ilikeowls11]

@jessicosmic please feel free to share all your ideas, id love some help for the next one :) and thank you :)

[xanga00]

@ilikeowls11 you did good by representing us right and you don't need scums commenting dumb info. Waste of space for your comment box. Sorry about ignorant people in this world. We r the best and they can't handle it. :)

[xanga00]

@Mahmood42978 why are you even talking? You are talking to literally. And don't you dare call us syrians. You are probably a syrian idiot who wants to talk shit. People I know beat the shit outta them to be outa our country to the scums where they belong. Shut your mouth and leave this video alone. If it doesn't concern you then don't talk. Bye bye

[Mahmood42978]

@xanga00 You're Syrian, it's that simple; They were never "out of your" country because you are THEM, and you're right since my mom is from Balbek that would mean she's Syrian too, just like you, your identity as a Lebanese was made by the French.

You sound whiney and irrational, which is typical of the brainwashed. You and your self deluded histrionic minions came after me, I made one comment and left and then you and others chose to engage me. If you guys hate truth, don't confront it.

[xanga00]

If you get your facts straight you would know if it weren't for the lebanese people and the ones who fought for it we would be under syrian or palestian or if you want to go back even turkish rule. Don't you tell me we backed down when my grandfather and his father and his father had to fight for the land we have today. Get your facts straight and don't even comment on a video that is for us not you.

[Mahmood42978]

@xanga00 so explain to us the French Mandate, what was that about? Are you saying you fought WITH The French????????? If you did that proves you're traitors, not patriots.

I'd rather have Turkish Ottoman Rule than the French deciding our fate. At least Turks are connected to us culturally, who was the french but a bunch of scummy Europeans?

[ginnette528]

I wanna see both!!

[saramswi]

I love you for doing all this!!!

..BOTH!!!!!!!

[ilikeowls11]

@saramswi i love YOU! and thanks for wathing both are coming soon!

[misslebanon888]

yaay ima be in lebanon too =D ur soo funny

[sarahylorenzo]

Shit Lebanese guys say... tab blllleeeeeeaaasssssse?!

[ladysandyh1]

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Shit Lebanese girls say!!!! So funny & so true, had my kids & husband laughing so hard. Do part 2! Do shit Lebanese dads say so I can send it to my dad :) maybe add some cats in it cause we Lebanese love our cats <3

[JaysCinema]

cut ur hair man :)

[djosiane]

do both please! hahhahha akid it will be hilarious.

[KProm2011]

SHIT LEBANESE GUYS SAY!!! hahahha so funny

[pugsb]

Both, and maybe a third where you speak in a more stereotypical way of lebanese like zis and zat maybe throw on some ' hi kifak cava ?'s, you'll see what I'm talking about when you get here this summer. Thanx for the vids and keep up the awesome work :)

[Kathryn176]

both!

[teesquared4]

OMG shit lebanese guys say would be super funny. WHOOP!!

[bellydancer811]

@Mahmood42978 nehna el lebneniyye kharana byeswa manzarak bi 2iyem el ghala.... Good Job @ilikeowis11 .. Let us when you are in Lebanon .. byendahar ma3ak bi rye7a

[ilikeowls11]

@bellydancer811 AHAHAHA wow wa7yet alllah, el leneniye bi fa23o mni de7ek. lol 7aram mahmood tkassar lol, I will let everybody know when I'm in Lebanon :)

[marcosso2007]

@ilikeowls11 lol - you have a talent for sure, and it's good you thought of doing the shit Lebanese girls say since it's a trend - and it's going viral anyways. good job, bravo ya jagual - Canadian-Lebanese

[marcosso2007]

@ilikeowls11 shit lebanese girls say part II, and make it good! don't disappoint us. guys say would be lame, because a lot of us act like fucktards - especially the people who speak english very best

[Mahmood42978]

@ilikeowls11 a7mar yda7kouna kathir lakin sou6 78i8ah 8wey minhum

[Mahmood42978]

@bellydancer811 intunna lebnaniyah lakin fakhrekum ba6il

[bellydancer811]

@Mahmood42978  kol khara w ma elak ma3 ayrna ! tfeh 3a manzarak

[Mahmood42978]

@bellydancer811 you sound upset, what's with you people and eating feces, is that some sort of custom for you?

[angel49955]

@Mahmood42978 This is meant to a funny video and you are going into the history of where the Lebanese come from? Seriously? You need a sense of humour man! Get a life!

[lebanesebarbie32]

I wanna see both!!!!!!

[kantari1]

BOTH!!!!



[xanga00]

This video I must have watched it a million times! Hope to see you at skybar this summer hah!

[ilikeowls11]

@xanga00 thank you so much for watching! you definitely will see me at skybar :)

[xanga00]

Do both! And for the ignorant person who left that disgusting comment below, we the lebanse people who are the best thing the middle east has, are not part of Greater syria. If you read the bible which is the foundation for the religions that came after us, it talks about Mount Lebanon. Everyone tried to say comments like that because they want to be apart of the Lebanese people. Sorry you can't and you can go back to the slums of those Arab countries where you belong.

[Mahmood42978]

I have nothing against Lebanese people but let's clarify things,, you were colonized by Europeans and had your culture completely altered and corrupted by them; and didn't even have the nerve to fight back; that in itself deprives greatness or something to be envied. Modern Historians say the Bible is distorted,, but if you want to talk based on the Bible,, it claims the natives of Lebanon were heathens who should be enslaved by the Hebrews, If you had any real dignity you wouldn't rely on that

[J0E106]

@Mahmood42978 We live in a country called LEBANON therefore we are LEBANESE, every nationality in the world has mixed blood, its part of being a human and how our ancestors migrated from different parts of the world, I'm not even annoyed at what you said, I'm more annoyed at the fact that you would come on to a video that has absolutely nothing to do with the history of the middle east, and then make an unprovoked claim that we are not really Lebanese. It was completely uncalled for, that is all

[Mahmood42978]

@J0E106 Now this was a mature and respectable answer; rather than the self deluded "butt hurt" responses the others have been making. Albeit I still don't agree, Modern Lebanon was created by foreign intervention not because the natives of the land actually wanted it. The successive generations were eventually brainwashed by the institutions left behind after they divided and colonized the region. My response was to break the vicious cycle of self deception.

[J0E106]

@Mahmood42978 Ok and Im not disagreeing with you, I know that our blood is a cocktail of bloods from all over the Mediterranean, but the fact remains that we are from a territory called Lebanon, which makes us Lebanese. Having a combination of bloods is what makes us Lebanese, and that's why we have more girls with blonde hair and blue eyes than any other middle eastern country, we don't mind lol

[Mahmood42978]

@J0E106 My point wasn't about having mixed blood, but rather this concept you call Lebanon is a "fabrication" not a reality. In my grandparents time you were called "Shami" and still are in the Middle East. The reason you have more "blonds" is because you guys dye your hair blond because of the inferiority complex of being subjugated during the colonial period. If you don't mind that, then all this pride stuff you talk about is fake.

[J0E106]

@Mahmood42978 lol I still dont get your point, and there is Lebanese people with natural blonde hair, what nationality are you anyway?

[Mahmood42978]

@J0E106 well your point about blonds made no sense, I don't see why you'd even mention that except to make some sort of point about the importance of Lebanon. If you mean natural blonds, then you're verifying that you have Syrian ancestry, As Syrians are heavily mixed with Turkish and Qauqazi people who migrated to Lebanon; so you're really Syrians, as I stated before.

[J0E106]

@Mahmood42978 What nationality are you

[Mahmood42978]

@J0E106 Lebanese/Iraqi

[ilikeowls11]

@Mahmood42978 you mean syrian and mesopotamian right? cause neither iraq or lebanon exist according to your standards....

[J0E106]

@ilikeowls11 hahaha theo you took the words right out of my mouth

[ilikeowls11]

@J0E106 hahaha like seriously I've never seen someone who has so much time to waste i legit feel sorry for him...haram mahmood 

[Mahmood42978]

@ilikeowls11 Then why are you so as the white people say "butt hurt"? Going "lolz, oh y god like seriously ...pff such a waste of time" is a typical scapegoat for someone who has nothing effective to say as a reply. ...If you want to cower away, by all means, But don't pose as if you're on higher ground, because you're clearly NOT

[ilikeowls11]

@Mahmood42978 and sorry mahmood but I am on higher ground, purely because i don't spend time giving people who i don't know, on the internet, a history lesson. the only reason why I replied to you was because your circular reasoning was catching up with you and i thought it was funny. Lebanese people are not a RACE I can admit I made the wrong choice of words.

[Mahmood42978]

@ilikeowls11 What does your choice to not to give people a "history lesson" have to do with higher ground You have no problem coming to the net and filling it with mindless drivel. But somehow you're on higher ground because you don't give educated , well informed opinions on something. You must not be that bright if you think that puts someone on "higher ground".

Thank you for agreeing you're not a race, next step is admitting you're Syrian :)

[Mahmood42978]

@ilikeowls11 true, now you're learning

I'm glad I am teaching you guys something

[ilikeowls11]

@Mahmood42978 whatever you say mahmood God Bless you I recommend you take a couple college courses, it'll do you some good :)

[Mahmood42978]

@ilikeowls11 ok really, please do, I would like to see a college course that refers to Lebanese as a "race" can you show me that one?

A few Anthropology references would be nice. ....Ready whenever you are.

(yes I am calling your bluff on this one)

[ilikeowls11]

@Mahmood42978 maybe if you took anthropology you would know that Lebanon exists and that colonization has nothing to do with ethnicity. Are Haitians french? Are Spaniards Arab? Are Brazilians Portuguese? everything you said was a big contradiction, over a small technicality.

[Mahmood42978]

@ilikeowls11 I don't believe that I mentioned or made the correlation that colonization had to do with ethnicity , can you show me where exactly I did?

And which Anthropology references say that Lebanese are a race again? ...waiting on that one. I like how you evade that one but make some Straw-Man Argument claiming I said something I clearly did not.

How was "everything I said" a big contradiction again? You mean the fact you're syrians? Go look up "French Mandate" tell me what it says.

[J0E106]

@Mahmood42978 Oh your Lebanese? I thought there was no such thing?

[Mahmood42978]

@J0E106 I was just speaking on your terms; I don't believe in any of that bullcrap. I'm just an Arab, and so are you :)

[Lebanesecutie95]

we wanna see bothhhhhh :) i fucking love ur videos haha

[Corsatis]

We wana see them both!

[Corsatis]

@Mahmood42978 fuck off

[Mahmood42978]

@Corsatis somebody can't handle the truth apparently

[Mahmood42978]

I would agree except

a.) Lebanon is really apart of the Greater Shams region; You're really Syrians prior to the French dividing the area.

b.) you're not a "race" you're a nationality, blacks; in the context we're applying it refers to a race

c.) You're a mish mash of different ethnicities and nat that inhabited the area over time.. Arabs Turks, Assyrians, Babylonians, Kurds, Anatolians. the list goes on.

If you feel you're distinct so be it; but in the modern context you're Arabs :)

[J0E106]

@Mahmood42978 I feel bad for you.

[Mahmood42978]

@J0E106 I don't see why, maybe you're just a miserable person who feels bad for things, sorry that is the case.

[baybeebunny1]

:) it was a great video!