Voicemail Theater: Season 1 Ep. 5
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  • why are all mics so bad?

    Wedehawk 3 months ago

  • nuzzle on their fucken tummy with my penis

    Flameb97films 1 year ago

  • Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Galedas 2 years ago

  • "hey can i do a shout out....HI JESUS" hahahahaha hilarious :D

    SUPERyoshi95 2 years ago

  • prepubescent teen = cat rapist?

    THAT was the funniest. xD

    WiiMaster91 2 years ago

  • WHY THATS BULLSHIT!

    After101 2 years ago 2

  • GIMME MY FUCKEN CHOCOLATE MILK

    Gamiac 2 years ago 2

  • @Gamiac Finally someone else who knows what that video is!

    cooldonkeyfish 5 months ago

  • @cooldonkeyfish My favorite part is when the kid's guy's mouth moves with his voice. I can't imagine any military would work well if their soldiers suddenly started bitching about chocolate milk. Though, I suppose that's what Operation Chocolate Rain is for...

    Gamiac 5 months ago

  • @After101 /watch?v=NPzFB9SWWiI&feature=r­elated

    cooldonkeyfish 5 months ago

  • Looooooooooool the last one is fucking hilarious.

    RoboPlatypus7 2 years ago 4

  • whaz up, nub?

    lmfazorz!

    CalGoneCrazy 2 years ago

  • how are you? cause im pretty crappy today.........seeya

    rofl

    jjb227 2 years ago

  • What does the guy say at 1:17? All I know is he says something about condoms at supermarkets.

    Galedas 2 years ago

  • it was funny when he said something about how awkward it is when talking to people with giant erections

    jollyross 2 years ago

  • Lmfao the last one lmffaaaaooo

    kuramalv122 2 years ago

  • What the f...oh almost wanted to say fuck again :P

    i don't even know this game but i'm watching videos of it?? isn't taht kinda weird?

    rs4us 2 years ago

  • lol i dont play the game and i watch vids haha

    XSilentDecemberEmoX 2 years ago

  • im a christian and suprisingly, i found that last voicemail funny O_o

    OMGitsDSypl 2 years ago

  • So? Im christian and its funny? Should it not?

    Kenkas15 2 years ago

  • omg same here

    IamCorgidan 2 years ago

  • lol the boner part is from anchorman

    willitgoalltheway 2 years ago

  • HI JESUS!!

    madskillz1o1 2 years ago

  • hmm, why beep out cusing when theres cusing on your videos, talk about hypocrit!

    alexander1485 2 years ago

  • 1:30 rofl never herd that befor

    Puppetlord13 2 years ago

  • "Um,can I do a shout-out?Oh,of course I can...umm...hi Jesus!"

    "WUZ UP NUBB?LMFAOCOPTERZ!"

    *Insert me laughing so hard I can't breathe*

    darkwonderer321 2 years ago

  • the jesus shoutout is my fave voicemail moment! y can't the new ones be this good?

    stenchinator 2 years ago

  • i know same here i lmao

    sonyfucker 2 years ago

  • somebody should make a wav of the 'why! thats bullshit!' and send it 2 me

    lifeoftheparty2121 2 years ago

  • omg lol the second one!!! x]

    Mp3Mash 2 years ago

  • BItch !

    Desmond21228 2 years ago

  • last one was funny

    he1l1o 2 years ago

  • ROFL @ JESUS

    fozzixx 2 years ago 2

  • lamo lamo lamo lamo lamo thats me

    dfdfzv 2 years ago

  • 1:23 = anchorman

    Seanqw3 3 years ago 5

  • lol the cat rapist. lol

    homestrarrunner 3 years ago

  • lol the part when the guy with the naked modals made me laugh

    VideoWatchher 3 years ago

  • lol jesus

    ASNareSBC 3 years ago

  • the jesus part made me wet myself -.- rofl jk

    deathbypizza245 3 years ago 4

  • lol at the cat rapist and gay stripper

    DamuEmran 3 years ago

  • the bullet thing in the beginning is EXTREMELY loud and annoying please take it off!!!!

    TheThunderCunt 3 years ago

  • lol why thank you!!!!! :D

    TheThunderCunt 3 years ago 7

  • lol, am i on youtube yet? WTF??! XD sorry, im kinda drunk right now ROOOAAAARRR!!!

    CrimnsonZ 3 years ago 3

  • he said, can i do a shout out.....not a shadow..i understand how u might of "heard" that but how do you type that down without thinking about it.

    Gondus 3 years ago 6

  • yeah i know. i dont even understand how he could find that joke funny if he doesnt know what a shout out is.

    lorcan0c 3 years ago 2

  • i lol'd for like 10 mins at that

    jinxy312 3 years ago

  • Hahahha, omg, i know.

    Ha, =p.

    Noobs these days.

    =D

    xRockstar1052x 3 years ago

  • CAN I DO A SHOUT OUT*

    mohammedahmed1 3 years ago 2

  • lol made me laugh.

    banjokazooieM16 3 years ago

  • wi dats bulshit lololololololololol

    ryer98 3 years ago

  • AHHAAHahah Wuzz up NUBB?

    haahahhaaha

    arturxxl2 3 years ago

  • the guy that yells at the start is from

    "a 9 year old kid screaming at his mom about choclate milk"

    J2drpanda 3 years ago

  • i still dont get why this is funny and its my opinion. Im intitled to my opinion so stop sending me mail about how i have no sense of humor! XO

    152834 3 years ago

  • no sense of humor aaahahhahaahahahahaa

    giutarboy86 3 years ago

  • HAIII JEZUZ!

    lightfright 3 years ago 4

  • Wuzz up, Nubb?

    LMFAOCOPTERZ

    IDrumNaked 3 years ago 5

  • you suck then and have no sence of humour

    rickypierocks 3 years ago 5

  • your probably need to seek help then.

    MasterLiuKang 3 years ago

  • how do you make a voice mail theater

    GeneralLazyMan100 3 years ago

  • That bullet thing at the beggining and end is seriously loud and annoying please take it off

    Brutal252 3 years ago 2

  • HI JESUS

    tburysux 3 years ago 2

  • wtf at 1:41 thing flies through air +++++

    DeathByYourMum 3 years ago

  • thats probably just part of snowbound....ignore it

    Edshar32 3 years ago

  • i think it was snow..

    LlordHellmet 3 years ago

  • lol i sperd my ass hole wide open

    oasis3732211 3 years ago

  • 1:38 LIVE NUDE MIGGETS!!!

    SirLordDrake 3 years ago 4

  • models

    snowfox95 3 years ago

  • prepubescent teen= cat rapist? XD omg to hilarious

    Loves2scooge 3 years ago 3

  • What's the thing that goes flying across the top of the screen at 1:41??

    dahuudge 3 years ago

  • a snow ball

    wizzkidzaim322 3 years ago

  • ok then...

    dahuudge 3 years ago

  • ......snow

    onewithforce0050 3 years ago

  • how do i get that armour on the guy at 28 secs???

    darkph33r69 3 years ago

  • Helmet: Rogue - get to a Lieutenant rank.

    Body: CQB - Unlocked already

    Shoulders: CQB - Unlocked already.

    Wigganator 3 years ago

  • What? No... CQB are unlocked straight away. Security shoulders require 650 GamerScore, and the Katana and Security shoulders require 1000.

    Wigganator 3 years ago

  • You just said the security shoulders need 650 and 1000 GS, lol.

    slicemup9 3 years ago

  • 750 gamerscore for Shoulders, Helmet is now 1100 for some reason..

    jorathril 3 years ago

  • I only have 800 gamerscore but I have both.

    deathbygoose 2 years ago

  • lol am i on youtube yet?

    VIProductions12 3 years ago

  • prepubescent teen = cat rapist LOL pooor kittys

    01pR1m3vil 3 years ago

  • HI JESUS! WHY THATS BULLSHIT!?!

    grisom7 3 years ago

  • lmfao 1:22

    drummasta11 3 years ago

  • lol hi jesus lol

    X37spartan 3 years ago

  • Why!!! thats BULLSHIT!

    lcmscapevideos 3 years ago

  • XD lol what jesus said XD

    maximilli111 3 years ago

  • prepubescent teeen= cat rapist?

    OptimumForge 3 years ago

  • hahaha jesus "wuz up nubb? LMFAOCOPTERZZ"

    xMandMproductionsx 3 years ago

  • cat rapist lol hi jesus

    mayham34 3 years ago

  • pubescent teen = cat rapist

    lmfao

    ptfp111 3 years ago

  • 1:30

    hahahahaha

    wizrdofcleavage 3 years ago

  • ahhahah! prebulecent teen=cat rapist?

    hahahah!!

    funny stuff

    personalrevenge181 3 years ago 3

  • almost pissed my self at 1:00

    BRAD92807 3 years ago

  • hahahahaahahaha

    8H2324 3 years ago

  • ehy can i do a shout out ..uh of course i can hey JESUS! lawl haha omg so funny

    gaarakillsbarney 3 years ago 2

  • that joke is from family guy

    kackarot123 3 years ago

  • hey can i do a shout out..uh of course i can ..HAY JESUS! rofl

    Sob92507 3 years ago 2

  • lol

    cod4proman 3 years ago

  • lololololololololololololol

    cod4proman 3 years ago

  • Last one was awesome

    pye3214 3 years ago

  • WHYYYY DATS BULLSHIT

    ceezy8732 3 years ago

  • Lol on the last one

    XxNozdormuxX 3 years ago

  • 1.22 is from Anchorman

    tjheslin 3 years ago

  • "hi Jesus!" lol

    Flatchlenter 3 years ago

  • how do you get pure gold armor like the guy at 1:07

    crunkmaster45 3 years ago

  • put both colours on gold?

    vett3l0l 3 years ago 2

  • whats machinima's gamertag

    ZeroTheUnloved 3 years ago

  • machinima com

    coscolluela95 3 years ago

  • "hi jesus!"

    "wuz up nubb?

    LMFADCOPTERZ!" omg lol

    Zeoxis6 3 years ago

  • 1:35 man willing to goatsee for youtube

    F U B A R

    meadyGk 3 years ago

  • nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *fart* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaa....!!!!!!!!!!

    woodledoodledoodle 3 years ago

  • dammit, your opening logo is too fucking loud compared to the rest of the video, STABILIZE SOUND LOL

    jonesater 3 years ago

  • bullshit is getting anoying

    Doomdude999 3 years ago

  • yes it is

    healer900 3 years ago

  • i agree

    Adamsapple39 3 years ago

  • this is blubblubblubblubblub

    Doomdude999 3 years ago

  • HI JESUS!

    sithlordjesus 3 years ago

  • 1:20-1:39 creepy as possible

    pyrodeath3x3 3 years ago

  • I LOVE IT

    Haloxking215 3 years ago

  • I agree with you slayer dude6

    GodofRock007 3 years ago

  • "why thats bull shit" and the laser shooter kinda gettin annoying.

    SlayerDude6 3 years ago

  • omfg that bullshit thing is.. um type in chocolate milk and look for something that looks like a soldier or something...

    xXxassassinatorxXx 3 years ago

  • lol, cat rapist

    hkill09 3 years ago

  • whats up nubbs LMAOCOPTERZ lol thats good.

    Redvbludfan 3 years ago

  • I just sent Machinima a voice message, I FEEL SPIECIAL!

    Shotgun117 3 years ago

  • whats up nubbs LMAOCOPTERZ lol good one

    Dantaroen 3 years ago

  • PREPUBESCENT TEEN = CAT RAPIST?

    LOL

    Robomaniac401 3 years ago

  • wtf?! very funny lol

    animalloover 3 years ago

  • Wazz up, Nubb? LMFAOCOPTERZ!

    ruffdragon7 3 years ago

  • haha cat rapist 1

    stomp58 3 years ago

  • WUZ UP NUB? LMFAOCOPTERZ!

    LOLL

    iYasmin 3 years ago

  • jesus pwned

    napcap 3 years ago 2

  • HI JESUS! LOL

    majinluis 3 years ago 2

  • 4th guy has add

    gothcical 3 years ago

  • HI JESUS!!

    DarLord324 3 years ago

  • LMAO THE SCENE AT 38 - 58 IS SO FUNNY. "so well cya woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­a"

    kerry2726 3 years ago

  • That was me XD.

    I had no fucking idea what I was doing :D

    thegreatarkangel 2 years ago

  • 1:22 funny as crap!

    lilvampire7 3 years ago

  • Lol jesus

    davitto1 3 years ago

  • AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!AHHHHHHHH!!

    djrools 3 years ago

  • WALMART!

    thatcrazycanadian 3 years ago

  • haha cat rapist

    rinjer645 3 years ago

  • what is that intro " why???? thats bullshit!" from?

    bigeddy44 3 years ago

  • chocolate milk

    xKappYx28 3 years ago

  • Link please?

    Taktwo2 3 years ago

  • would you please expand?!?!?!

    shugo2006 3 years ago

  • Lol it's kappy.

    kdc29 3 years ago

  • h jesus

    wuz up nubb, lmafocopter

    elguso69 3 years ago

  • i wonna be in it ....

    XxRy0Ronaldo7xX 3 years ago

  • who do u send ur voice message to? machinima?

    packman22222 3 years ago

  • u send a voice mail from the xbox 360 to the gamer-tag Machinima com

    krispirate 3 years ago

  • i tryed to add you but your freinds list is full

    darkelite6667 3 years ago

  • lol the last one was fun

    guitarplaya4933 3 years ago

  • Hidden Bandits r taking over Halo3

    HLGBandit 3 years ago

  • how do you send your voice to machinima and i want to know... you just have to give in the voicemail and thats it? will they do the rest?

    guerrero520 3 years ago

  • Yep.

    yourmom794 3 years ago

  • ok just send your voicemessage to the gamer-tag machinima com and they will make the video

    XgomieX 3 years ago

  • hi

    jeaus

    kraigrules 3 years ago

  • Haha thats freakin' awesome. The first voice is mine! xD

    I forgot I sent it in and I was just going through these again and was like 'WHAT THE EFF!'

    omgdudenoway 3 years ago

  • what tv show or movie is at 1:23

    brawler619 3 years ago

  • dats a clip from Anchorman on 1:23

    mobbish99 3 years ago

  • hi jesus!!

    super449 3 years ago

  • LOL!!!

    prepubescent teen = cat rapist?

    lmfao!!

    fia2322 3 years ago

  • XD pause at 1:21!! lololol!!!

    psychoracer200 3 years ago

  • I know its like PEENNIISS! lololololololololol

    KillZone2250 3 years ago

  • i love the jesus shout out part. funny...

    littleman960391 3 years ago

  • LOL @ SUICIDE GUY

    richard833 3 years ago

  • WHY?! THATS BULLSHIT!

    xXC4PTNW00K13Xx 3 years ago

  • lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lolol

    tlspeedster 3 years ago

  • "HI JESUS!!!!"

    TimidALFONS0 3 years ago

  • pre pubescent teenager=cat rapist? lllllllllllllllooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooolllllllllllllllll­lllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzz

    witchinghour666 3 years ago

  • "oh i can do a shadow,o wait hi jesus!" "wuzup nub roflcopter" lol that waz funny

    whitemage761 3 years ago

  • Shout out, not shadow.

    infinitextimes 3 years ago 3

  • Its shadow

    xXxShadowAxelxXx 3 years ago