Hitchikers Guide to the Chav

[mrjack037907]

sadly, this is very true.. amazing animation good jog mate!

[74mickk]

very nice job . cool vid 

[Rileyman2rr]

Looks good, sounds good, Thumbs up.

[Dyson107]

Everything sounds so smart and beautyful with an English accent. Excuse me. The Queen's English.

[TallPoe]

I know, lets have a cull. First start a war, then create a financial crash as we no longer need all the slaves, they can kill each other and ends up with a kind of genocide... What do you think that will do to the psyche of the survivors who are actually needed? For the answer to that question refer to Hebron in the middle east. They go even more mad, and there will be no way of getting back from the hell, but what the hell, it's the easy option... :(

[OldManInAVan]

@TallPoe How about a nice cup of shut the fuck up.

[TallPoe]

@OldManInAVan How about u stop talking a load of bollocks, bollack for a brain.

[TallPoe]

Alcohol and drugs and manipulation on a grand scale are the reason for the Chav, they have the tools, they just don't bother to use them anymore while 1% sits around and rakes in 40% of the worlds wealth doing absolutely fuck all due to a pyramid scheme that goes back to when all these monetry schemes and systems began.

[josephew1]

@TallPoe the 1% are the reason the rest stay fiancianaly stable theyre the bankers they may seem evil but they keep the economy stable

[TallPoe]

And War is a constant anywhere in this world... Libya, do you think those rebels trust the ppl who just gave them the guns and helped them. No because they see a system without morals, vision or wisdom that just helps itself to oil.

[TallPoe]

Subhuman... I suppose everyone you dislike for whatever reason becomes a 'Chav' to you at some point. The subhuman part bothers me. You must be one of those Asberges Vogon types, or will be in a few years of reality checks, wake up calls and a sea of disappointments. Money doesn't automatically buy trust, ask the Lehman brothers, their employee's pocketed most of the profits whilst pretending to be working. Corruption, think, then look and see what is really going on. War = babies

[hotelmario510]

@WillReddish Really? 17 people like this?

You're all bloody self-officious fools. It's a very short, university project, and it's not intended to be amazing. Stop pretending to be Roger fucking Ebert and do one, you stupid, self-important cocks.

[Jayded1987]

@WillReddish Blimey, it was only done in a day as a brief experiment into After Effects - I was not intending to create a short film worthy of an Oscar. Take your needless and irrelevant opinions as well as your massively over-inflated sense of self importance elsewhere, and kindly do one. An no, surprisingly, I didn't have the budget as a University student to hire the voice talents of Stephen Fry. Muppet.

[bluejeckett]

That wasnt much of an effort, I didnt leanr much about a chav except they were flat caps

[redgreen09]

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[Andrewcranky]

English to Amarican traslation please. What the hell is a "chav"?

[Sirwingealot]

@Andrewcranky 'CHAV' stands for Council House And Violence, Council Houses are provided to these people by the local council either because they are still living with their parents who cannot be bothered to work and live off the corrupt benifit system, or they themselves have followed in the footsteps of their parents. Most of the time, they have children when they are 16 and generally there is no father figure in the childs life as they are out knocking up other chavs or being violent

[bluejeckett]

@Andrewcranky Your version is Trailer Trash, moronic lower class white people basically

[hotelmario510]

@Andrewcranky White trash.

Nobody knows where the phrase comes from. Don't listen to people who say it's an acronym, we just don't know. But they're basically lower-class citizens with very little in the way of brains that tend to think they're black, though not always, and as such use phrases like "blud", "safe", and "ting". Stereotypically, they carry knives, wear nylon clothing, and listen to shitty music.

[glowball01]

my new entry into the book as regards the planet we call Earth reads..."Mostly harmless, apart from the chavs"...hahahahahaha

[lizzithelion]

umacron perci i7? futurama?!?!

[DanDelAwesome]

All that info for chavs and the Earth itself gets "mostly harmless" :(

[minimalinvader]

Hi,

Very nice job and great subject :D .

I'm interested in doing something similar.

As I am really new to animation and stuff I'd love to get an answer to this two questions:

1. Did you do this using flash?

2. How long does it take to create something like this as an experienced animator?

Sorry if these questions might sound stupid, but I'm really standing at the beginning of it all ;)

Cheers for any answer,

Gene.

[Norkindar]

haha, that was a pretty good job. if only u cud hav gotten stephen fry to do the voice ova. but hey u cant hav everything in life. nice work man :)

[roboticinvisibleman]

good job :)

[greenpenguino]

AWESOME

[Vaserlan]

Very good. :)

[Jos129]

Haha nice video.