Uh-oh hot dog!

[abrgrein]

You needed it to sound better!!! :(

[FromSouthforkTexas]

The agitated tone of voice from the witness from 2:23-2:30 is my favorite part.

[chapulin559]

who plays the lawyer

[MrWhokilledkenny]

JUDGE JUDY... MAY I HAVE A CONTINUANCE PWEEEEZ

[MrWhokilledkenny]

BLOODY TAMPON

[MrWhokilledkenny]

TWIN PEEKS!!!

[MrWhokilledkenny]

THA PEEPOLEZ QUART

[CarmineDude]

Y is this the only video of bae sung in court but its crappy quality no offense?

[cyrax1311]

Do they have Comedy Central in America?

[frankypuente]

yep, here in Vegas channel 56!

[KingNazaru]

@cyrax1311 Of course they have Comedy Central  in America! They had it for decades!

[Entei2000]

Bobby lee is good actor for comedy. I respect him alot.

[redbutterflygroup]

I understand the chinese and its so funny!

[csmackus]

Can you help with a quick translation pls?

[redbutterflygroup]

Ok at the first part he said, " he was holding a gun and it was pointing at me. then i put up my hands up."

"He was pointing the gun at me right? then he just smacked me and tied my hands. it was him."

"He was pointing the gun and me and after he smacked me, he just ran off! Tell him"

There, i hoped that helped. :)

Those were arranged the first to last sentences he said.

[larry119XD]

thank god i speak chinese! its so much more funny!

[speshulgurlee]

that wasn't madarin was it?

[larry119XD]

it was cantonese

[patrickjgourley]

ok quality for a cam, and very funny

[Alex618mir]

I like language other than english and french,they are more cultural.

[ShinnokPrime]

lol i like the techno bit in 1:58

[6monkey1]

1:56 improv techno

[zeebeeman1]

i understand the chinese man he said :he just came in a pointed a gun at me

[xacoi]

Uh-oh hotdog! XD

[tackywacky99]

cantonese guy said that he came in pointed a gun at me and i had to raise my hands. and i knew that he was robbing me.

[foonashi]

lol, he did

[Jase479]

He came in and tried to rob me, he came in pointed a gun at me, hit me, fat man, not sure what 'dop apchai' means but something to do with a duck? correct me if i'm way off,'kay,he came in and tried to rob me, pointed a gun at me, hit me, tied me up, took the money and ran,what's that, you don't even know how to speak cantonese, what are you doing?! and i couldn't pick out what mr.hi said after cause the bad sound, hope that helped ;)

[R4U169]

instead of bragging that you all know cantonese, please just translate it for us

[foonashi]

i'll transalate:(first part)"that day, he came in, pointing at me with a gun and told me to put my hands up. and i knew, that since he came in, he is going to start some trouble." (2nd part)"i swear it was him. he came in, pointed the gun at me, and slapped me. oh, and he also tied my hands! its him, that man." (3rd part; when bobby tells him something, and after the man speaks, he does an armpit fart.)"mess with my armpits? ok..."

[foonashi]

(4th part)" i swear, he was the one!!!!!!!he came in, pointing at me with a gun, slapped me, took my money, and left!!! IT WAS HIM!!! tell him that!!!" (5th part) this guy doesnt know chinese! wat is he doin here?!"

[nicholasbang]

a least someone speaks cantonese

[foonashi]

haha, cause i am cantonese! ahh.....lol

[MNISHF]

lol me too

[foonashi]

oh yeah! i wish I can give you a high five but I can't......but digital high five! haha lol

[Cyty]

Are they actually speaking something coherent? I've always wondered. Or are they saying something stupid outrageous, because the sensors wouldn't pick that up..

[xubermanx]

In the skits, they speak various asian languagees like in this one they were speaking Cantonese and the guy was describing the bald guy robbing him

[kingcyruslee]

lol if u guy speak canto and u know what he saying is funny like hell

[lukethewall]

I totally agree with you. The chinese guy is so nervous and urge Bae Sung to translate that for him, but then it turns out... It is just hilarious, man!!

[pitviper12345]

UH-OH! HOT DOG! i love that line! :D

[MrsBourdeau]

rofl i knew what the cantonese guy was sayin :D

[d0r4]

ahah this was hilarious, and since i am cantonese i understood what the guy was saying.

haha but still it was so funny ; D

[wafflesluva101]

there is no real good quality vids of thius.. actually this is the only one of these vids

[anoldchick]

wut u got to say oh o hot dog lofl

[aznBebe86]

he say its like a.... HANDPEAK.... you know like the.... HANDPEAK!!!

[keinDeutschsprechen]

hahhahahahahaha

[vivz753]

lol finally they hire someone that speaks cantonese

the chinese guy is saying that the white guy came to his restaurant and pointed the gun at him. then he slapped him and tied him up

[shellyxshell007]

josh meyers makes up for the bad quality. ;D

[supreme86]

lol they actually got cantonese speaking actresses

[AllieIsBored]

What have you got to say for yourself?

Uh-oh hotdog?

Haha! Awesome.

[d4t4l1nkf13]

"It seems im gonna have to fine you 1,000$" the lawyers all "*blank stare* Uh-oh hotdog?" LOL

[heymomma888]

its so funny how he always say "he say its like when you go....." so hilarious!

best thing is I dont even know what he's saying!! And im AZN

[tricky4449]

he thinks it like uh oh hotdog!

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

Uh-oh, hot dog!

[regginBoy]

cantonese bish i understand it!

[amyjoyeepun]

All he was saying was that bald guy came into the restaurant and pointed a gun at him, then slapped his face and tied his wrists together before stealing money from his restaurant.

[speedy19fcb]

mad tv rules!!

[Racer713]

Crampete!!!!!

[frankypuente]

what does that mean?

[sanadaHIRO]

@frankypuente he met ARMPIT :D

[xxcouture]

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA. i love his hairr.

[crazy4arby]

ohh ohh hot dog!!! love bobby lee!

[DQAznBunny]

lol that guy speaks canto but bobby lee is korean...ahaha

[xxcouture]

LMAO YEAH I KNOW

hahahaa. omggosh.

[DQAznBunny]

lol, i bet u a lot of other ppl didnt even get that XD its funny anyways, seeing Bobby Lee try to speak canto XD

[b4567890]

when bobby lee was trying 2 speak chinese it sounded like vietnamese the translation of what bobby said if it awas in vietnames would be let me squeese ur hand

[louizehui]

gosh! bobby is not translating wht th hong kong guy is talking at all!!! haahah and the hong kong guy complains abt him not knowing chinese! hahha

[Rand0mL0ve]

yea. the dude said the guy came in with the gun and he put his hands up. the dude hit him and tried to rob him. then near end he was like, "WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?! HE CANT EVEN SPEAK CHINESE!" to bobby lee. thats the translation. enjoy!

[frankypuente]

yeah its a terrible bit of footage, but I was channel surfing and saw it coming on and I grabbed the cheapo camera!

[alice9justownedyou]

good clip, HORRIBLE video quality

[j1gglytofu]

woot go asianz

[princessanahmi]

OMG bobby is so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­ee

[aznassassin2]

O.o actually understood what the canto guy said XD

[gfal]

this is a bitch

[sheeella]

uh-oh hot dog!

[amonkeyboy]

well from what nintendo said... to continue from what he said... he came in with a gun, put his hands up, hit him across the face, and tied him up

[WWelover65]

╔╗╔═╦╗

║╚╣║║╚╗

╚═╩═╩═╝

[sunny1789]

What's that Chinese guys saying?

[potatofarmer8]

uh oh hot dog

[sunny1789]

I meant the glasses guy.

[nintendofan126]

he said that the guy came in and had a gun then he put his hands up

[disneyrangerblue02]

Oh, THAT'S what he kept trying to tell them. Makes sense.

[kaikiller438]

ha has....... funny..

[frankypuente]

uh-oh churro!

[disneyrangerblue02]

Pardon my constructive critisism, but you might wanna try something more original for the first part of what you said. How about, "Ai, yai, yai churro"? It's original and it makes more sense.