Lol, to anyone who listens to this, nobody loves you. Not even the devil. Literally everyone hates you and you're going to burn in hell. Anyone who sees you just thinks you're a fucking freak.
0:46 So much grace and fluidity performed in only a single movement shifting his current position over to the next in a sideways motion. So beautiful :')
Any band that requires face paint and gimmicks sucks, oh and this band's music sucks. Sounds like a projectile shit I took earlier this morning. Splash and everything.
im not bashing this band but i personally culdnt get into it. my friend brought me here with sharing this link so i didnt come on here just to listen to it and tthen b like ooh it sucks. as my friend says "its an acquired taste" one i dont have.
@asilaydying534x Get the fuck out of here u little 10 year shit. you have yet to discover real music so don't come bringing that Little bitch in here do real music.
@AbandonedRustedMetal well i disagree with u totally,,for eg. Slayer videos are awsome..so do they give a FLYING FUCK,, no i guess not,,no one likes to make a stupid video,,so turn on ur brain a bit
Dude, you misunderstood me. I was talking only about Immortal videos. Immortal are a bunch of cool guys and they voluntarily make a fool outta themselves at times. True story.
kabuki black metal in Norway mountain region: bold attempt at grafting multiple cultural references into one cohesive spectacle. Is this my generation?
You know what, I understand if new bands don't adopt the corpse paint ... but for all those who are dissing the image you need to realize that this bands has some history and they are not going to pull metallica on us and change their image ... this is Immortal as it was 20 years ago and yet the music is more relevant than ever ...
To all you fucktards talkins shit: this is fuckin IMMORTAL, not some gay ass slipknot or avenge sevenfold...get your heads out of your asses and listen to the fuckin music. Immortal has been around for over 20 years, their music is fuckin evil and they've been around long enough to do whatever the fuck they damn well please. Only jesus-loving cocksuckers would dislike an Immortal vid
@misanthropicgoat why si it that everyone talks about slipknot and Avenge sevenfold like if they were some big shit? are people ignorant enough not to know the real bands from eh soft ones?
@misanthropicgoat Not that I like the bands you mentioned, but your crappy arguments made me want to say it: Black metal sounds very boring to me, no matter how good anyone is at making it, how long they have been making it, or how many grotesque lyrics they write in an attempt to roleplay. I can't stand religion, but this live-action-roleplay vid isn't much farther removed from reality than the bible. Its like these guys took a break from world of warcraft to make a video.
@misanthropicgoat ik its not right to be talking shit but dont have to be a dickhead and hate on christians you ass sucking fag and fuck you slipknot is the fucking shit to me dont have to hate god to be metal
@WeeWeeDinosaur I WILL hate on christians--and any other fuckin church. If jesus were real and here today, i'd fuckin crucify him myself. Slipknot is complete and total garbage, but only some midwest backcountry inbred hick-ass white trash would defend them. And as far as Immortal goes, you DO have to hate god to 'be' metal. Go back to your screamo shit and praying, you scene tard.
I felt like I heard some voices when the camera shot over them on the edge of the mountain: "You sing All Shall Fall? So, would you mind if I push you down the cliff?"
@typhlosion566 Really dont care if you hate the makeup. But comparing it to "scene" kids when its existed for well over a decade since "scene" came into existance is among the most ignorant statements Ive ever heard.
The singer's Mom says she wants him in bed by 8. She said "if that little wanker comes late again just because he wants to be an evil demon with his friends, I will cut his balls off".
"He can play demon when I say he can, the little snot-nosed s**t", she added.
this video really undermines the song, this song is one of the best from immortal, but this video really blocks out the emotional mood with the stupid joking faces.
@Ganjamancer ...hahha..that's funny..i wish they would take time to evaluate how they look in light of the intense music they make..because it doesn't match...black metal loses it's fierceness with pandas....
@geekg0d4 LMFAO are you kidding??? Do you not have a clue??? Immortal was formed in 1990. Dimmu in 93. Immortal released the highly influential pure halocaust in 93. Dimmu have never had the impact on black metal that Immortal have.Dimmu sound nothing like this. Give me a break and get a clue.
nice music!!
juankeny88lives 1 hour ago
Wow.... Justin Beiber is better then this crap, and his fans are a lot less annoying.
Kevin8942 2 hours ago
the drummer's necklace reduses time between shouts by 20%
Kolby1021 4 hours ago
black metal is for fucking posers, joey jordison would shit all over this bitch drummer anyday.
bigbudz1000 5 hours ago
@bigbudz1000 and 9 blokes in masks & boiler suits ain't ??
tattooedfagin 4 hours ago
@bigbudz1000 FUCK OFF
Fraustt 4 hours ago
It seems like all the black metal artists and fans are doing is "LOOK AT US, WE'RE SO COOL AND FULL OF SHIT WE HATE ON CHRISTIANS".
A sad, little, meaningless attempt in this vast, cruel world. But hey, whatever makes you feel better, right?
This music is sw33t though...
Raheth 5 hours ago
Check this song - watch?v=B8dqilm7hBg
kasgarlimahmut01 9 hours ago
Black Metal, pissing off jesus freaks since the 90s.
drkex 16 hours ago
Lol, to anyone who listens to this, nobody loves you. Not even the devil. Literally everyone hates you and you're going to burn in hell. Anyone who sees you just thinks you're a fucking freak.
Mattman5465 17 hours ago
Fake black metal is fake black metal
Abbath, a snitch who also is killing what's left of the black metal scene.
Persecutedcss 18 hours ago
hahahah noob metal
21XII2012plemiona 20 hours ago
One of the pioneers of Black Metal. Still touring, still awesome. Dont like it? DONT WATCH IMMORTAL VIDEOS ASSHOLES
shinigamiking666 21 hours ago
must see to copenhell
thomasdarko74 23 hours ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Immortal
0:46 So much grace and fluidity performed in only a single movement shifting his current position over to the next in a sideways motion. So beautiful :')
BlackenedOut 1 day ago
@BlackenedOut Reminds me of "Crap People" from South Park. :D
GothCthulhu 1 day ago
huh crazy band go to the hell IMMORTAL MOTHER FUCK
TheRetfiel 1 day ago
Fucking awesome band :), really like...
Kirsu79B 1 day ago
Any band that requires face paint and gimmicks sucks, oh and this band's music sucks. Sounds like a projectile shit I took earlier this morning. Splash and everything.
Dethred1 1 day ago
@Dethred1 go hear stone sour and please don't give us your opinion.THANX! :D :D :D :* :* :*
eXmkaMa 1 day ago
@eXmkaMa Scumbag youtuber, uses comment section to tell people not to give their opinions.
Yony42 1 day ago
0:45 for crab walk.
FrankieTVGuitar 1 day ago
DAMN HIS VOICE SUCKS!!
jarrelandrews2011 1 day ago
LOLZ @ 2:28
robotzorro 1 day ago
Immortal are fuckin' hilarious. I love 'em
doomofmalantai 1 day ago
I actually didn't mind Immortal...until I saw their videos. We get it, you like cold, snowy mountain tops and painting your face like Gene Simmons.
satch1979 1 day ago
good song and videoclip
diegohmamaral 1 day ago
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0:45 CRABCORE!
diegohmamaral 1 day ago
ALL SHALL FAIL
I love you, Abbath, but this just doesn't cut it! You sound like an Immortal tribute band, not Immortal
TeatroGrottesco 1 day ago
The beginning of the vide makes think in Skyrim. Fuck yea Skyrim + Immortal is just godly \m/
xLuCiFeRz 1 day ago
im not bashing this band but i personally culdnt get into it. my friend brought me here with sharing this link so i didnt come on here just to listen to it and tthen b like ooh it sucks. as my friend says "its an acquired taste" one i dont have.
Lastsong4ever18 1 day ago
I discovered them just a few seconds ago. Now, they are my life o_o
TheTasmainiandevil 1 day ago
hmmm yeah......id rather listen to justin beiber than this.....this is awful
asilaydying534x 1 day ago
@asilaydying534x Get the fuck out of here u little 10 year shit. you have yet to discover real music so don't come bringing that Little bitch in here do real music.
evilkinghell 1 day ago
0:45 hababababbaa xD
OrionXchange 2 days ago
very funny guys
ThePanzerThunder 2 days ago
Sons of Northern Crabness
Orcman666 2 days ago 13
crabwalking in the snow
666newcastle 2 days ago
all the death metal music videos are very stupid and boring!
methanoic80 2 days ago
@methanoic80 U're such an ignorant. It is not death metal. As your redemption you shall check out what it is.
Lordkolar 2 days ago
@methanoic80 Who gives a shit about the video ? You can even watch spongebob with this song playing in the back .
BrianGriffin92 2 days ago
@methanoic80
This isn't death metal you noob. And Immortal make their videos stupid on purpose . . . to show that THEY DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK.
AbandonedRustedMetal 1 day ago
@AbandonedRustedMetal well i disagree with u totally,,for eg. Slayer videos are awsome..so do they give a FLYING FUCK,, no i guess not,,no one likes to make a stupid video,,so turn on ur brain a bit
methanoic80 1 day ago
@methanoic80
Dude, you misunderstood me. I was talking only about Immortal videos. Immortal are a bunch of cool guys and they voluntarily make a fool outta themselves at times. True story.
AbandonedRustedMetal 1 day ago
@AbandonedRustedMetal yeah now this is different story,,ok man
methanoic80 1 day ago
1 180 people are not Immortal
Sasuke615 2 days ago
General comments you will see on this video EVERY TIME you watch it!
#1 Black Metal Crab Waltz at 0:45
#2 Black Metal pandas!
#3 OOOOOHHHHHHH CELL PHONE!
I promise you will see one of these 3 comments every time you watch this video! Haha!
Immortal kicks ass BTW
tokorev747777 2 days ago 4
actually, this video has convinced me to join New York for Obama now.
pallokko 2 days ago
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kabuki black metal in Norway mountain region: bold attempt at grafting multiple cultural references into one cohesive spectacle. Is this my generation?
pallokko 2 days ago
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pallokko 2 days ago
Crabbath.
BurnRGO619 2 days ago
ive never found one metal band i didnt enjoy... until now.
CJBMAGGOT94 2 days ago
@CJBMAGGOT94 this is black metal maybe thats why u dont enjoy it? its not like other metal like heavy, core and death
evilkinghell 1 day ago
кривоногий хуеплет))))))))))
darkest125 3 days ago
ALL SHALL CRABWALK!!!
Bodomforever666 3 days ago
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cell phone 3:40
bibi4u200 3 days ago
You know what, I understand if new bands don't adopt the corpse paint ... but for all those who are dissing the image you need to realize that this bands has some history and they are not going to pull metallica on us and change their image ... this is Immortal as it was 20 years ago and yet the music is more relevant than ever ...
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@misanthropicgoat
Damn right man. Immortal and Behemoth will always own that gay WannaBe Metal shit
MegaGoodoldtimes 3 days ago
@misanthropicgoat
Damn right man. Immortal and Behemoth will always own that gay WannaBe Metal shit
MegaGoodoldtimes 3 days ago
Scratch that, 2:27
MatthewReel 3 days ago 2
What's up with the wiggle at 2:30?
MatthewReel 3 days ago
funniest shit ive seen in a while
TheFinalMosquitokaka 3 days ago
Must have been cold...that guys knees are frozen. He is bow legged
MrEMoney00 3 days ago
To all you fucktards talkins shit: this is fuckin IMMORTAL, not some gay ass slipknot or avenge sevenfold...get your heads out of your asses and listen to the fuckin music. Immortal has been around for over 20 years, their music is fuckin evil and they've been around long enough to do whatever the fuck they damn well please. Only jesus-loving cocksuckers would dislike an Immortal vid
misanthropicgoat 3 days ago 27
@misanthropicgoat why si it that everyone talks about slipknot and Avenge sevenfold like if they were some big shit? are people ignorant enough not to know the real bands from eh soft ones?
evilkinghell 1 day ago
@misanthropicgoat dude they put on makeup and walk like crabs
12w34t46o78n 1 day ago
@misanthropicgoat Fuck,I'm christian and I think this band is fucking badass \m/
boobitybobbity 1 day ago
@misanthropicgoat Not that I like the bands you mentioned, but your crappy arguments made me want to say it: Black metal sounds very boring to me, no matter how good anyone is at making it, how long they have been making it, or how many grotesque lyrics they write in an attempt to roleplay. I can't stand religion, but this live-action-roleplay vid isn't much farther removed from reality than the bible. Its like these guys took a break from world of warcraft to make a video.
Yony42 1 day ago
@misanthropicgoat ik its not right to be talking shit but dont have to be a dickhead and hate on christians you ass sucking fag and fuck you slipknot is the fucking shit to me dont have to hate god to be metal
WeeWeeDinosaur 20 hours ago
@WeeWeeDinosaur I WILL hate on christians--and any other fuckin church. If jesus were real and here today, i'd fuckin crucify him myself. Slipknot is complete and total garbage, but only some midwest backcountry inbred hick-ass white trash would defend them. And as far as Immortal goes, you DO have to hate god to 'be' metal. Go back to your screamo shit and praying, you scene tard.
misanthropicgoat 12 hours ago
@misanthropicgoat You seem to be quite the badass. How thick does my neckbeard have to be in order to join your cause? Stay metal, brother.
redundantinfo 6 hours ago
@misanthropicgoat I agree but don't blame Slipknot...
Long life for ALL METAL BANDS! \m/
kszubek 18 hours ago
@misanthropicgoat You are wrong, im Catholic and i love this band
MsFish5 13 hours ago
@MsFish5 hahahaha okay. You don't even realize how ridiculous that sounds. "I'm catholic and i love this band"
misanthropicgoat 12 hours ago
Too bad an avalanche didn't take this cluster of Klondike Bar faced fools out. Just then I may click on the "Like" button.
DarthVato2010 3 days ago
I felt like I heard some voices when the camera shot over them on the edge of the mountain: "You sing All Shall Fall? So, would you mind if I push you down the cliff?"
DaoineEile 4 days ago
These guys are ridiculous. They are neither scary, nor funny.
saamohod 4 days ago
@saamohod >Implying that music is judged by how funny or scary it is.
SunderheartMetal 3 days ago
@SunderheartMetal I'm judging the video. It seemed to me they tried to be scary or funny, in both cases failed. ALL SHALL FAIL!
saamohod 3 days ago
Change to 240p for a true black metal video
OBTHT 4 days ago 4
It's sad to see how many people focus on the video and not on the music...
BokicaOrtakovMKD 4 days ago
@BokicaOrtakovMKD sure they put so much effort into their makeup and image it would be rude to ignore it...
ljoekelsoey4 4 days ago
Now, imagine what it sounds like without the music over the video.
*Ting ting tang ting ting*
*Whispering lyrics as he freezes in his leather clothing.*
*Thoughts of how damn cold it is out here*
JMANJMANJMANJMANJMAN 4 days ago
the funniest shiti ever seen xD
JOBFORaMUNK 4 days ago
Dude, just pay "the troll's toll"
teholta32 4 days ago
tuvo la raja el concierto de immortal al que fui :D jaojoa aun guardo la toalla que el abbath uso jaoajoajaoaa :D abbath rico :$ :3
Dreamsthrash19 4 days ago
there headbanging looks like retards trying to hump a door knob. lame, im goin to back to panteras videos
TheDelightfulOne 4 days ago
1:50 Amulet of Talos- reduce shout time by 20%!
ImElmoMAN 5 days ago
esse video sao irados
waagnneer 5 days ago
Derp faces.
NicoleWardMusic 5 days ago
Music's cool, but the band looks like a bunch of scene faggots.
typhlosion566 5 days ago
@typhlosion566 Did you really just say Immortal looks like scene kids? Are you that ignorant or are you trolling?
SlicerOfBones 5 days ago
@SlicerOfBones Nope. Not trolling. The makeup is seriously gay as hell.
typhlosion566 5 days ago
@typhlosion566 Really dont care if you hate the makeup. But comparing it to "scene" kids when its existed for well over a decade since "scene" came into existance is among the most ignorant statements Ive ever heard.
SlicerOfBones 4 days ago
@typhlosion566 ..What scene are you talking about? Considering this band has been around since 1989.
Dungarth 1 day ago
YEEESSS
supernicholascage 5 days ago
240p for tr00 kVlt!
Langtw 5 days ago
dude, words cannot express how fuckin kvlt and grim these dudes are to me!
misanthrope013 5 days ago
The singer's Mom says she wants him in bed by 8. She said "if that little wanker comes late again just because he wants to be an evil demon with his friends, I will cut his balls off".
"He can play demon when I say he can, the little snot-nosed s**t", she added.
FedorEight 5 days ago
LMFAO XD
CARNIFEX666austria 5 days ago
HEy look kiss is back better than ever lol
DummmmmmmmmmmerKID 6 days ago
Immortal крут.
accrmd 6 days ago
0:45 CRABCORE!
herrsvart1 6 days ago 71
@herrsvart1 LOL thanks for pointing that out
Jezus667 6 days ago
@herrsvart1 Don't let me hear the ''core'' word ever again in a black metal video!
odysseasX 2 days ago
whoaaahaahaaahaahaa
Scavenger979 6 days ago
Just became a big fan. That's some bad ass shit.
martinelpanzon 6 days ago
ese gordo canta feooo oint oin oin v_v
luisystys 6 days ago
Their videos are pretty funny, but I still like their music.
Kingddd333 6 days ago
@Kingddd333 The singer Reinds me of Blackie Lawlwess From WASP!!both great Bands
m00se321 5 days ago
Los Panditas Enojados!!!
TheFerWinkler 6 days ago
I just cant see how they got immortal ass youtube name.
moerketstroll 6 days ago
Mayhem is better!!
moerketstroll 6 days ago
@moerketstroll Mayhem is a joke.
CornadaTV 5 days ago
they look so funny, but the music os great
virtualhd 6 days ago
this video really undermines the song, this song is one of the best from immortal, but this video really blocks out the emotional mood with the stupid joking faces.
ElGuayoteo 6 days ago
OH MY NIPPLES ARE SO FUCKING HARD!!!
m3talm0nst3r99 6 days ago
who made the pandas mad?
kiril946 6 days ago
I don't like Black Metal, but this is epic.
TheEngiGuy 1 week ago
looks like pisst of pandas, ut nice music
G1NG3RHAwk 1 week ago
Check out the Dimmu Borgir song "Raabjorn Speiler Draugheimens Skodde" The lead singer of Immortal sings it and it's fucking amazing.
CavingInYourFace 1 week ago
They are the greatest pandas of all!
Ganjamancer 1 week ago 78
@Ganjamancer hahaha hell yea!
lior65758 6 days ago
@Ganjamancer ...hahha..that's funny..i wish they would take time to evaluate how they look in light of the intense music they make..because it doesn't match...black metal loses it's fierceness with pandas....
GhostofSpace 6 days ago
@Ganjamancer And the most hardcore
jimjam738 4 days ago
240p for epicness
Instruktoror 1 week ago
Norway >:C
mastermilkowicz 1 week ago in playlist Liked videos
No best comments. Everyone is just speechless xD
PTR01981 1 week ago
oooo ALL SELL-PHONE :P
stavros95gr 1 week ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Immortal
Crabdance <3
Jagvillboienhatt 1 week ago
the fuck did i just watch?
primalnations 1 week ago
@primalnations Some great music
PTR01981 1 week ago
@primalnations A video depicting some damned trve and angry pandas.
HamadaTenchu 1 week ago 6
I love that there's an Obama ad right next to the video. Hope and change... in HELL!!!
WilliamThomasStory 1 week ago
i may sound stupid. but what's black metal?
LissaAlicee 1 week ago
@LissaAlicee if only search engines existed..
BrutalDeathMetalArt 1 week ago
wireless amps? theyre on a fucking mountain.
heybillyfox 1 week ago
@heybillyfox their power is generated from the pits of hell
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0:46 sweet crab walk ;D
hail abbath !
WikiHeba96 1 week ago
yeah fuck you Kiss !!
chpameunhuevo 1 week ago
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@chpameunhuevo kiss ?
WikiHeba96 1 week ago
@chpameunhuevo avot?
gunnari14 1 week ago
such a great song... this is fucking epic
Robertinto666 1 week ago 2
the drummer looks like a fucking Panda buhaha
ubd122lc 1 week ago
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ubd122lc 1 week ago
The guitars are wireless, they also have WiFi btw
xXFlyVisionXx 1 week ago
@xXFlyVisionXx
This place near to Mc Donald's or what?
XONhXc 1 week ago
@icosmini you should remove your comment because u look like an idot, its called a wirless amp
Refluxsion 1 week ago
such a sick song, but i cant help but laugh at them haha. the song is fucking really good though
aaron5115 1 week ago
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aaron5115 1 week ago
I like their unplugged guitars! Also, hail Satan and stuff :)
icosmini 1 week ago
they look like bugs
xOCTAPOCALYPSEx 1 week ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Black Metal..
MCToniYo 1 week ago
damn...this is the most ridiculous music in the world. i shot them with my glock brrrraappppp
lemisanthrope 1 week ago
king of the brutal by immortal :D
TheFeridunberk 1 week ago
this is so hardcore...
...hardcore SHIT!!
vladimexable 1 week ago
oh hail the dark
RatedREdge2196 1 week ago
aaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllll shaaaaaaaaaallllllll faaaaaaaaaaaallll
pedrofelipe37 1 week ago
whenever i play skyrim my mind defaults this song as in game music
FunkKlock 1 week ago
....Dimmu borgir immatators? *sniff*
geekg0d4 1 week ago
@geekg0d4 LMFAO are you kidding??? Do you not have a clue??? Immortal was formed in 1990. Dimmu in 93. Immortal released the highly influential pure halocaust in 93. Dimmu have never had the impact on black metal that Immortal have.Dimmu sound nothing like this. Give me a break and get a clue.
Theenragedone 1 week ago
@geekg0d4 you be dumb and clueless bro
drkex 16 hours ago
TERRIBLE THIS IS PUSSY MUSIC
jasperisneat 1 week ago
@jasperisneat gtfo, why u watching if all u gonna do is hate
HeavyMetalFreaksYou 1 week ago
After viewing Immortals majesty my sperm count reaches an all time low.
XpillowpantsX1 1 week ago
3:03 ITS SHREK WITH MAKEUP !!!!
ROCKSO69 1 week ago
this song makes my depression out from my mind slowly~ c':
IXMisaXI 1 week ago
Besiege the thrones of reverence Gods of all fiery fate
Besiege the thrones of reverence Warriors crowned this day All shall fall BLEH!!! \../
Imunizer1 1 week ago
2:27 BOOTYSHAKE FTW
OushGisher 1 week ago
Lyrics:
we don't need no fucking electricity!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
my balls are freezing oi oi oi
0zzy07 1 week ago
all hail the blackened crab core
HillbillyMykle 1 week ago
fucking masterpiece
decembreflow 1 week ago
my browser turned the Youtube volume to maximum when this video loaded haha =D my computer knows how to listen to Black Metal!
dunkelheit616 1 week ago
what did they want us to tell with this crab dance? nobody knows .... ;D
pold92 1 week ago
0:45 :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
janiondaa 1 week ago