ross noble - cheeky muslim

[xxdaniellalindsayxx]

I'm Scottish and that's no where near the Scottish accent, lol.

[emerican797]

42 people are terrorists

[TurkiyeCumhurbaskani]

fuck islam and its followers, they're fuckin' nuts

[filer1000]

Us Non-Muslims Blow Shit Up Too! :)

[prattnicholas74]

lol so hilarious have never laughed so much it may be politicaly uncorrect but dnt give a damm

[aeventide]

Road block oh shit lead cheeky cheeky muslim cheeky muslim we love you

[jpjpd]

To me and my friend this is the holy song

[unclemurdah]

nothing but a.....(break into song and dance)

OOH AH cheeky cheeky muslim, cheeky cheeky muslim, we love you!

[rock3tcat]

This piece of shit isn't funny at all, what the fuck was all the hype about?

[missshakespeare91]

@rock3tcat

youd have to know em to get it!

[ric41091]

@JonathanBones wouldn't that cause his legs to flop over his face?

[JonathanBones]

@ric4109 Yes. And maybe that would be the worst part of all.

[jpjpd]

more catchy than the actual song, therefore better

[Laceyman1979]

Religion: The ultimate cop-out for anyone who doesn't want to blame the atrocities in the world on mankind.

"God (or other religious figure) is just testing us." UTTER BOLLOCKS! Mankind has always been, and always will be, capable of truly heinous acts without the need to pin it on some "all powerful being".

[HohnerD]

a way to check if a muslim has a sense of humor... At the small risk of getting your face smashed in if you ask the wrong guy

[2k10zac]

Fucken epic on soooo many levels i swear

[CFChapman96]

ROSS NOBLE=LEGEND!!!

[doorwindow7]

Don't you think when he says "you can't say muslim Ross, it's not politically correct" he sounds like Bruce Forsyth?

[BoilMyKettle]

She was carrying that bottle of... delicious bourbon. Brownest of the brown liquors. What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial!

[theeffectivegunman]

not funny but good that some guy has balls of steel

[Burnzi2]

Try telling THAT joke in England.

[ariftariq12]

it is not how you say it. i am from Afghanistan i the British wanted to conquer Afghanistan and they lost. Muslim are stronger in religion the Christians. i bible it no wine should be drinkable but you do. I am saying this because i don't hate Christians they are my brothers and sister.

[Z110571]

@ariftariq12

What ?

[jhvidss]

DONT BRING RELIGOUS CRAP LIKE THAT IN TO ANY ARGUMENT.

THERES NO SUCH THING AS GOD OR WHAT EVER OTHER RELIGOUS VIEWS.

JUST WAIT WHEN YOU DIE TO FIND OUT WHATS ON THE OTHERSIDE.

[ciaochowbella]

@ariftariq12 Nobody really wants your wasteland country. Muslims are ridiculous and pathetic for following the dictates of a dead pedophillic bully with delusions of grandeur. The Bible not only condones drinking of wine, but Jesus supposedly turned water into wine at the wedding of Cana. You may not hate Christians, but that hasn't made you any more interesting, relevant, admirable or decent. Christianity and Islam are BOTH immoral, violent, misogynistic, xenophobic and hateful.

[botladola]

so what was the joke?

[tomahawksforever]

like this if you want to be in the line singing "oh, ah cheeky cheeky muslim"

[dorsk188]

Not exactly the highest brow comedy in the world, but any clip with a dancing Geordie is a good clip.

[MegaDubler]

35 mulisms are cheeky

[MyZeus101]

every ones a got a muslim inside of them ohh ahh cheeky cheeky muslim

[MyZeus101]

what about terrorists?

[MangoLuve]

Borrrring 

[lewisner]

I'm guessing he is never going to tour Saudia Arabia with this show?

[BloddlustPrincess]

@lewisner He doesn't have a script, so none of his shows are the same! I adore him because of this :L

[snipingjonny0106]

@BloddlustPrincess he's said he writes the opening joke, then makes it up from there

[BloddlustPrincess]

@snipingjonny0106 Yeah :') That takes skill!!

[theunforgiven744]

i havent loled so hard fore ages

[satyaahimsa]

They're just as retarded as christians... uahauhauauah

[chouslop15]

who is starting to think how much a tshirt saying "muslims are just as retarded as christans" would be and selling them to the 294 people wanting one?

[origamishishou]

holy f*** he was in canberra?! where in the heck was i. i can't belive it ; 1 of the funniest people i've ever seen comes to canberaa and i miss it.

[kikkakieran]

ross noble is much funnier on those panel shows, i saw him on QI the other day and he stole the show, but his stand up is very disapointing. :(

[QuirkyGirl12345]

Im gonna be singing this for weeks now...

[Shopola]

Damn its chitty chitty bang bang!!!!!!! Sorry guys

[Shopola]

my minds gone completle blank but was is the tune of the song from????? I've definatly heard it somewhere before. Sorry if im being retarded.

[DJKr15py]

@Shopola chitty chitty bang bang

[AgentTasmania]

@Shopola

I was thinking "Witch Doctor" but whatever.

[unclemurdah]

LOL Im a practising muslim and this is hilarious!!

This is why I love England!

Like if your British and proud!

[higfny]

@unclemurdah well said!

But the big question is; are you a cheeky muslim? :p

[pilotbutterfly]

@unclemurdah shit... I liked before I realized I'm Norwegian :/

[TechHarv]

@pilotbutterfly dont worry dude our countries are close

[BrothaPriah]

@unclemurdah people like you give muslims a good name....proves you can take a joke. shame your names unclemurdah hahah -nah im just joking :)



[xemoxgirlxlovesxETFx]

@unclemurdah  Sounds Scottish to me.

[unclemurdah]

@xemoxgirlxlovesxETFx

I'm a londoner, unfortunately for the lovely highlanders that have an uncle murdah.

[Oblivifan99]

ive just recorded this for my ringtone :-)

[Credative]

A huge muslim conga, sounds safe... BOOM.

[carrotxdawg]

the greatest thing about ross is that you don't know when he's improving and when it's planned material. he diverges way to much.

[AdamMoysen]

anyone else got the cheeky muslim song in their head? :P

[ezalburez]

if not, moreso.

[RJcrepilist]

30 people are going to blow ross noble up

[JuliaKrystinaCongedi]

theyre just as retarded as christians !!! :DD

[MusicMakesHappiness]

I find myslelf singing this all the time, even if I haven't heard it for months, it'll just pop into my head and get stuck there for days.

[smooshtheconfuzzled]

he reminds me of eddie izzard

this is dam hilarious!

[MoonStruckHAM]

think this funny, watch moonstruckham 

[a6km]

don't eat in front of the screen watching this cause it will get messy

[daemon616]

When I went to see him someone asked if he would do this. He actually did, everyone cheered. :) It was fantastic!

[cham608]

every single muslim is a retard. just like every single christian.

[PlagueRat7]

The cheeky muslims, yah they're the best! they do a little dance. could he be any more random? :D

[TheWeirdchick75]

So what is wrong with religion? Everyone deserves repect even if u believe religion, or have a disability or you are old.

[Horatio]

@TheWeirdchick75 Believing in a religion is having a disablity ;)

[mellamosean]

@TheWeirdchick75

do all people deserve the same amount of respect?

[MsKayin]

@mellamosean YES. >:O

[mellamosean]

@MsKayin

why the angry brows?

[MsKayin]

@MsKayin I dunno for some reason I just had to put them there...

[6Dantes6Inferno6]

@TheWeirdchick75

What's wrong with religion? lol, there's something that would take more than 500 characters to answer.

Believing in someone that you can't prove exists and dedicating you life to said thing, that deserves no respect. Religious people are in the same category as people who think aliens secretly communicate with them through the radio, unfortunately we only condemn 1 of these groups as the schizophrenic idiots they are.

[MrNnpivo]

@TheWeirdchick75 respect is earned as an individual by an individual.

[rhondagizzmo]

lol sounds like Jiggy Jiggy Muslim!!! XD

[AZtrueflow18]

the extremist get money from the I.S.I which gets money from the cia

[Awsomo666]

Epic Win.

Religion doesn't deserve respect. Its the people who deserve respect. How can you respect an idea with out debate thats what I think.

Cheeky muslim =D

[RETARDOMAGNIFICO]

this guy has balls hahaha lets see him say something about muhammad no that would be funny

[zagreus101]

@RETARDOMAGNIFICO tiny bit different between calling them cheeky and defiling the seat of their worship. its called respect.

[ratty1864]

I love chitty chitty bang bang

[Lulzopoly]

Fake

[liamevans1987]

@Lulzopoly FAKE? wtf?

[Sergiblacklist]

just as retarded as christians :L at that

[riffmagos]

Considering some of the comments, I think Ross was right on the money. It's called humour, people. Perhaps if some of you removed the pole from your bottoms, you'd be able to laugh at yourselves. It's about fucking time we all did.

[riffmagos]

this should be sent to all the troops in Afghanistan and Iraq. Seriously hilarious.

[BADKiiTTYx07]

i die of laughter everytime i watch the video of the whole thing, especially this bit and the volevont bit ahah

[amelephant]

but they did enjoy your comment. cheeky.

[katlawton1990]

saw him at newcastle! :D The thought of someone being humped in the face by a guinea pig still makes me laugh!

[jadeconway1992]

seeing him next week in newcastle :D

[penkapenkapenka]

@jadeconway1992 me too! i think im going wednesday :)

[carebare47]

Seeing him tomorrow in plymouth! Hells yeah ^^

[Stridertriller]

@carebare47 SHIT! i live in Plymouth >_< if i had known i wud have gone, FFS! i cant belive that lol. Im gonna keep my eye on the pavilions website XD

[shcnoozlebop]

bollocks to them! theyre just as retarded as christians!!

[Keeleycide]

I saw him 4 days ago :') What an amazing man! I want his babies!!

[Ashliee6]

i'm seeing him live in december too!

[timdavies90]

Seeing him on Saturday, awww yeah.

[ChezzaXD]

seeing him live in december! can't wait! my friend is so jealous seeing as it was him who told me about ross :P

BOLLOCKS to them! they're just as retarded as christians! :P

[leapoffaith20]

"Muslims, Just as retarded as Christians" I want that on a T shirt.

[MrJarth]

@leapoffaith20 EPIC WIN

[ShnuckFuckle]

@MrJarth epic cunt

[MrJarth]

@ShnuckFuckle < no

[melrayee]

@ShnuckFuckle

obliviously  a muslem

[dazlensunfc]

@leapoffaith20 SAME :)

[camoblackhawk]

@leapoffaith20 me too

[Not4Yoou]

@leapoffaith20 By one from spreadshirt...

[leapoffaith20]

@rock3tcat You know what an ad hominem attack means? It means you're a FAILURE!

[sigoord1989]

He gives me a mental boner

[skilladunge]

Id so buy a cpl of shirts saying " Cheeky Cheeky Muslim" or "Muslim's, Just as retarded as Christian's."

[skilladunge]

Id so buy a shirt saying "Muslim's, Just as retarded as Christian's."

[Stridertriller]

lol cheaky muslim, never thought i'd hear those two words in the same breath. At least he didn't talk the piss out of **CENSORED** cuz then he'd have a knock at his door lol. 

[MrLookatmyshit]

yeah right on, i never thought muslims could be cheeky either, that's like so weird, rofl, right on

[66scania]

To be frank,it never ceases to amaze me how the Directors of 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang' were just in the right place at the right time,to hear this classic tune and adopt it into their movie....i digress-its a wacky wacky world.

[dbyrnerulz]

" uhhh cant say muslin uhhh its politically correct.....BOLLOCKS!"

[colmonhs]

I saw him live!

Best three hours of my life!

I hope I can see him again this year..fingers crossed!

[WallpaperViolence]

Ahhh Ross, always hilarious...I would like to point out just like everyone else that this is just improvised humour, it takes great skill to perform and frankly he is the most unique and interessting comic performing today so if you will critique why not learn a little bit about stand up you utter cretins...or at least keep your ill informed oppinions to yourselves.

[JellyElephant27]

guys it was a joke, i'm a muslim and i found it kinda funny.

[MrDanT20]

BOLLOCKS TO THEM!!

[keitorin95]

if you don't thinhk he's funny then quite frankly you can F off, he's an improvisational comedian which is a much better talent then writing a script and learning it, you do not have the right sense of humour to watch this

[MegaDurani]

NOT FUNNY AT ALL, QUITE RETARDED ACTUALLY

[stebarron]

@MegaDurani What the fuck do you know? You're called Durani, you're probably offended as you're a douchebag Muslim and not a cheeky muslim

[MegaDurani]

@stebarron WHO SAID I WAS MUSLIM? AND WHO SAID I WAS OFFENDED? AND MY NAMES NOT DURANI DUMBASS, THOUGHT YOU'D FIGURE THAT BUT CLEARLY YOU'RE AS RETARDED AS THIS RETARDED GUY WHO THINKS HE'S FUNNY.

THIS WORLD IS FULL OF INBRED FUCKING RETARDS. YOU TWO MUST BE TO FIND THIS FUNNY...

[Jimbomiles]

@MegaDurani Calm down cheeky!

[liepinshtein]

@MegaDurani Oh dear. I thought we as a society had evolved beyond throwing around such insults as 'retarded'. How wrong I was.

[114156pg13]

...muslims dont dance....especially in the khaba....dumbass that wasnt evn funny

[TheCommenter8798]

wtf

He's not even funny :I

[24934637]

Fucking quality! Poor bastard is going to be the victim of Jihad.

[fastmclaren71]

Shitty bastard, shitty shitty bastard. Shitty bastard, shitty shitty bastard.

[ChickenFriedFabrizio]

I'm ok with this...

[MartinPurvis]

LMAO, to me religion makes as much sense as the force

[blehrolfbleh]

@MartinPurvis THE FORCE IS A REAL THING!!!111 omg11one

[MartinPurvis]

@blehrolfbleh i know its real it doesnt make sense though :L

[frostytheaussie]

i like how ross will make an off-handed comment and if he hears the audience likes it he'll just run with it.

saw a DVD of his and he spent something like thirty minutes trying to tell a story but he always got sidetracked with the most hilarious stuff

[RealCheckeredHeart]

Someone quick! Get a petition going for there to be a nationwide cheeky muslim conga line to take place in the nation capital! That'll get all the attention off BP

[liepinshtein]

...You seriously want to get political/racial on Youtube? Just enjoy it for what it is!

[TheDiverdaz]

bollocks to em, mussies, christians. but the cheeky mussies are toppa cos there music n dance fill the streets with joy yeaaahhh!!! oooo ahhhh......

[bandicootX10]

hey, ho!

[JofusSunshyne]

hey ho, cheeky cheeky muslim, haaa! brilliant lmao

[supersimmons01]

it dosen't realy bug me because the only reson there doing this is because the taliban f**ked up big time

[imeleedi]

The great lord Allah shall smite you down disbeliever!

[logibear123]

@imeleedi you see he's still alive? Wow! Your imaginary friend is SOOOOOOOO powerful. [/s]

[1214sousou]

i think that he look like a monky how want some bananas

[AmyBoulsbee]

Officially the funniest person EVAR!

[lisaxmalteaser]

Love it!! i saw him on Jonathan Ross last night and he was so funny

[nickcisgod]

@lisaxmalteaser lol same he beat the shit outa him lol

[Written256]

"Quite franky, some of them are just BOIINNG!" LOL!

[Kentarules2]

epic

[robbiereindeerlover]

I'm agnostic, but I'm gunna do this dance at my 21st lol =) Ross Noble's hillarious!

[JiminyKracker]

damn, that's gonna be stuck in my head now

[liz1dancer]

i'm a christian but i don't care :) really want the song on my ipod!!

[zapphireee]

I really want this song as mp3!

Anyone knows where i can download it?

[Hillberg94]

They are not all terrorists, right.

Fare enough

Some off them ARE!

haha XD

[BananasFan1]

Me and my mates were singing this before we had our tests today - it was well funny.

Instead of just saying good luck we said 'may the cheeky muslims be with you' or something like that anyway lol

[itsrhiann]

I watched this 4times in a row!

[stargirl167]

Mass respect, sir. Mass respect.

[cofpaddy]

Cheeky muslims haha it's so Carry On Ayatollah

[Wardog261291]

ooh aah cheeky cheeky muslim!

[kingsley2146]

I want the last 2 minutes of my life back

[GeeDTB]

@kingsley2146 you just wasted an extra 10 or so seconds of your life writing that comment.

[FoxySpiritOfJazz]

I so wonder what Ross would be like on Mock the Week....

[smileymileyfanemily]

i love how he said their just as retarded christy-ans !

that song is is stuck in my head the whole day :L

[841Oasis]

Hoo Hah Cheeky Cheeky Muslim Cheeky Cheeky Muslim, We love you! =)!

[ferrarithefastest]

They're just as retarted as christians!

[9986060]

cheeky christians !cheeky christians! cheeky jews cheeky jews

[TheHorseyLover123]

lol omfg i laughed my head off :L

[MISSDUDE000]

lol bad dancing hahahaha

[avienated]

That rocks.

[Rakkonai]

Simply the best video on youtube...

[bruceleeC64]

he's a legend

[SuperBally123]

Ross noble is funny so shut up cm23boi you don't no wat comady is then if you hate this guy Love u Ross