hey cockney sparrows , get down the dry cleaners your stone island jumpers are ready for collection , they must of got dirty while you were out cottaging in the hyde park . pair of twats
@SIMONHATELEY The Hyde Park? Do you mean Wilfred Hyde-White's park? Your obsession with stone island knows no end, does it moon face? Did you take a kicking from some Port Vale fans once and assume that every single person in the world, like yourself, wears tacky brand names in a concerted effort to bolster your low self esteem! Nonce.
@SIMONHATELEY I would guess the coat you turn to the rain mr shatley is of the retro scuffed variety, which for mere brass can be purchased at all leading oxfam outlets. As for going somewhere to warm your bones.. i would suggest sunny climes are beyond your financial means.. Indeed Mr Fowler was brilliant especially when he stole the christmas club money and descended into madness, only to resurface and have an affair behind the ever faithfull paulines back.Still at least he wasn't a ginger
At his weekend workshop,'just doing it to myself coz no one cares'was introduced to a new term 'Freudian slip!',which for a carpet carrying Muppet like himself was an almost Damascine revelation!Like all reputable plagiarists he flogged this term to death,pounding away with the misguided notion, that everyone must be as plebeian as he is!This anorak, nicotined stained Grey nylon shirted plum cuts a forlorn and diminutive figure in the workshop and has been sent to Coventry already!Tip it Butler
Fresh from his how to become a writer weekend workshop,just doing fuck all is considering a life of letters.As he chews his bic pen he ruminates on subject matter for his magnum opus. Then the title of his tome dawns on his deluded brain ' A lifetime of failure'.. He ponders a metaphysical thread that can incorporate his hero Stefan Dennis as a french poliu disgraced and hucklebucked at the allegorical maginot line..Chuffed he posts £3.50 towards summers poetry for plebs workshop.
just undoing my sisters Freudian gym slips now.....spurts out his almost Jack 'pick my crack' Kerouac like stream of unconscious drivel with aplomb! His descent in to Alan Turing type cryptic tosh a nod to his desire, to one day be allowed by his bull to be enroll on a creative writing course! His only succour now in his boring dead end clerical office job is to play solitaire on the rufty tufty computer screen, that stands steadfast and squat on his B&Q purchased scuffed desk!Tip it!!!
Then its the forlorn and hobbled walk back to the council dump, where he hopes to bump into fellow cottager and general dreg Horace the hornblower. In a furtive exchange of coppers and and assorted begged for change,horace will peform a quick bifton for the hapless soul ,who tired and gandalfed will then retire to his his skip and lay his tired hunchback down on some industrial refuse.
just doing nothing has been seen on Nuneaton high st, apparalled in his prize frosty jeans the ones with white piping down the seams. On his elephant man plates sit a pair of scuffed Bukta trainers. In his sausage fingers there rests a CD single that he stole from Oxfam. A rare track from the 80s conjured up by the genius that is Stefan Dennis. A rumble in his kegworthy stomach signals another bout of pork scratching gluttony.,which he will wash down with 65 tins of hofmeister. Tip it,tip it.
@ handijobs...lets give it up for the twonk of a man , the cockney sparrow with his stone island jumper and rockports , the terrace twat that gives it large till 90 minutes are up then its back on the sunshine bus back home to where his mom is waiting for him with a nice hot coco ....-----\o/----\0/-----\o/----\o/----
@SIMONHATELEY ...Your use for the second time of 'Mom', leads one to the conclusion that you are ashamed of your Northern Monkey roots! You are somehow trying to affect a Mid Atlantic persona in a futile and last ditch attempt to wash away the last vestiges of bland Northern servitude! When looking for inspiration for your lacklustre attempts as drillage you just look in to your wardrobe and quote the first article of scuffed clothing that your lumpen eyes behold!What about your Golas toughguy?
Indeed...Freudian slips! The only slips this dullard knows are his younger sisters gym slips, the ones he wears under his Primark clothing! This being the closest this retro fool will ever get to a woman! The excruciating pain of wearing these as he cleans up the plastic bottle bank on the council tip, is only outweighed by the pain his cauliflower ears receive as his walkman pumps out Duller Scene! The foreman was last heard shouting over the din of this dross.....Tip it!! you lemon...Tip it!!
oh dear.. who is this tool 'just doing fuck all'... A preoccupation with freudian slips (of which he clearly knows nothing about) and indeed based on his lumpen missives an inarticulate pleb who probably wears scuffed golas 25 sizes too big for his unwashed plates. Tipping it would be something he understood well due to his permanent lodgings at the Nuneaton Council Dump where he goes by the name of Stig and is often seen in the household waste skip sighing 'theres no place like home'
@justdoinitnow big boy.....He shrieks as he is surrounded by silvers all about to take the little gimp to plebeian heights of ginger ecstasy!His well torn 'arris a sight for sore eyes on his grey and drab housing estate!A limp wristed,lisped up spat with no friends, only the warmth of Duller Scenes embrace to warm the cockles of his bland musical taste buds! Tip it Stokes...Tip it !!
@justdoinitnow ....Just do it now and harder and deeper, your heffer of a Missus shouts to her BBC bull as you are tied up and cuckolded in the corner of your velvet wallpapered bedroom. Emasculated and unmanned your only job is to lick up the bulls jism as it seeps out of her well used and worn cavernous quim box! This is the only escape you have from your weak and ineffectual attempts at drillage! Tip it pleb, tip it!!!
NEWS FLASH .............The result of the cream the biscuit competion was won again for the third year running to handifords or better known as handjobsforfree....a disapointed runner up mrcoixdegueer was upset with cumming second and when asked about it he said "i thought i was the favourite cus im such a wanker and my mom thinks that too"
@SIMONHATELEY ..I see you are still stubbornly and pigheadedly forging a lonely path in your own self destruction by insisting on and repeating a moribund line of misguided and bland drivel! Shame on you Shately......as it appears to me the only wanker here, is you................for using the term 'Mom'. Your fixation and inside knowledge of this game of yours, that you constantly refer to, leads one to the conclusion that you must of been abused somewhere in your past! Tip it Plum! Tip it
indeed..rich tea tunnock tea cake beat the bishop boy is showing signs of drillage fatigue..in fact i would guess he is prone to wearing pristine fatigues in emulation of his hero gene hackers role in the superb film uncommon valour. a film worthy of analogy with the duller scene..namely , a complete and utter waste of time. tip it stokes.
Rich tea Garibaldis gissa biscuit beat comb over alopecia pigeon face is showing severe signs of battle fatigue!The same kind of fatigues that he wears on a daily basis,all jismed up and disheveled,he shuffles off in his scuffed Leighton Baines Golas to purchase 4 cans of Royal Dutch to supplement his meagre diet of margarine and tomato puree!This pencil neck character is held in such disdain local ASBO hoodies on his estate that he is considering asking a latch key kid do his shopping!The Pratt
@handifords Despite him being a bucktoothed gormless simpleton with a body odour problem she knew it would be an improvement on living with a John Major doppelganger with a somewhat unhealthy obsession with OCS fans and animal insemination. Go back to emptying dog shit bins sunshine or are u too busy listening to ur Craddock albums that u know so intimately?
@handijobs Ha! In your case swear words are indeed the correct words you plank! You are a bollock brain of the highest order! A charlatan whose world has fallen apart since Chas & Dave decided to call it a day and Mrs Handifords ran off with the local pig farmer!
Steve Craddock has vowed to somehow carry on in the world of bland and excruciating music..When asked wether he would make another hilarious solo album for the world to laugh at he said finding the time to feist more musical crimes upon the world would not be easy as paul weller in a charitable gesture said steve could continue licking his backside for tuppence ha'penny an hour..A considerable sum when compared with the £4.56 that balding steve claims is rightfully his..Knob
@handjobifords...funny how you try and copy my comments and put them in your own words , bit weird that , cant you think of anything to write now , fucking jellied eel eating cockney chav ....
@SIMONHATELEY What is funny scuff boy is the fact that the duller scene are set to call it a day... after years of utterly contemptible linear pastiche,the brummy scuffers have realised that their career was a failure without paralell. Tragically it seems that the band are squabbling as to who should get the lions share of the £4.56 fortune that they amassed during one of the most pointless careers ever known..Knobs..
@SIMONHATELEY It is you , Shately, who is the plagiarist!!! Your unoriginality and expletive ridden rants only go to expose the bland and plebeian nature of your Northern Monkey soul! A chav? Really Shately! Does a chav not swear at will, because he is unable to find the correct words. For his quick tempered and frustrated self has nothing to offer, apart from a primal urge to spit out an invective of an incoherent and basic nature! Tip it you plumberry pie!!
@handjobifords and mrcockloverguerre.....what a complete pair of council house dwellers you are !! you two must get together on a saturday afternoon and after a game of cream the buiscuit , start thinking of stupid comments about fans of o.c.s ...why ??? you sad tossers
@SIMONHATELEY Where do you come up with these ideas for games Shatley?I assume it is something you and your bland mates do after becoming bored sitting on your nicotined stained,plastic sheet wrapped,orange and brown,circa 1974 settee eh, numb-nuts?You mull around in a torpid state contemplating your 2 choices of dinner....fish and chips or saveloy and chips from the security grilled chippy on your drab Northern windswept edge of town council pit!Washing it down with chilled turpentine!Tip it
after over 20 years and 18 albums, 10 top 10 albums , ten top ten singles and being one of the best bands ever lived aswell as the best live band in the world the sad news is the lads are splitting up after the moseley shoals christmas tour ...going to do there own solo things . sad
@mrcockderigamortis Whilst I very much doubt you ever having been mentioned in despatches you are in fact mentioned in the sex offenders register! And in the Grimsby Gazette as the most probable source of a particularly nasty outbreak of gonorrhoea. No more dogging for the ‘Humberside Hound’ its back home to the bedsit for a ménage a moi. No doubt blowing your nut custard over your ‘Blaze of Glory’ album sleeve....
@RichBeat77 Ah .. mr rich tea beat combo boy... No doubt a man with a penchent for northern scuffery.. and indeed a latent ginger to boot... Cleethorpes obviously does something to your addled and cottaged brain. who knows.... maybe your frequent sabbaticals to pompeii and the cluthches of the monsigner.. have resulted in cleethorpes public toilets being trashed with tesco bags bearing the criminal imprint of your pvc shoes while being the recipent of sordid and furtive blowjobs. the shame..
@mrcockloverguere...haha 2 years you have tried to upset people on here with your silly comments , bit weird , bit sad , bit thick or maybe your obsessed with o.c.s and hate the fact there talent is higher than yours , carry on playing with your banjo boy , and dont get caught wipeing your sperm on the dirty curtains you have in you poxy council house....knob
@SIMONHATELEY Shatley... obviously the interim period since our last drillage, has not , and i repeat NOT resulted in your enrolment at some basic college to learn the rudiments of eductaion.. No And i repeat NO it has been spent in an utter state of moribundity.. A situation exasperated by your complete and utter delusion that somehow the duller scene are worthy of accolade.. I will be writing a letter to amalgamated spanners seeking a termination to your useless employ..
@MrCockdeguere The closest you've ever come to an act of bravery was when you made an unscheduled visit to the Cleethorpes Old Peoples Home to pilfer some oxygen thiefs y-fronts off the washing line. Then it was off home to neck some banjo pills and have a protracted game of Eton leapfrog with handcrampifords
@handcrampfords Ha still successfully not seeking employment I see you specky, spacky gibbon! Has the Sid Little lookalike work dried up? Now firmly in the grip of agoraphobia even the daily sustenance trip to Greggs proves to be one of torment! Your day now consists of shovelling custard creams into your coupon in between gulps of white lightning. Your 'Slippery When Wet' CD skipping in the background.....
@RichBeat77 Beat Combo boy and his plagiarising of the 'white lightning' term has come to the notice of Scuff Police in his drab locale! The word has been out to look for a man who bears a striking resemblance to Pee Wee Herman who has shat his Battleship grey Sta Press!Scuff Police are concentrating all efforts on know cottaging spots as Rich is know to be partial to some Silver Hampton!!
Simon Shately has popped up like a Jack in the Box after his 18 month stint in Feltham, getting his 'arris plundered by Silvers!He got banged up after eluding Scuff Poilice by holding up in Gay Bars in some terrible depressing Northern Shitehole!Now back to plough his bland and basic attempts at jousting, his only succour can be in some Mackesons Stout and a stale pork pie!All in all a right state. Spatacus arise!!
@justdoinitnow Look son the only beef jerky you know about is the lamentable appendage owned by the monsigner of pompeii.. The one he feists upon you while he straps you to a festival chair mumbling something about Stephensons glorious rocket...
@SIMONHATELEY Jesus christ... me old chum (and huge plum) simon shatley is back in the fray...Once again regaling us all with his robust and zenlike way with a word or two...How are you keeping scuff boy?... Still wearing those gola's?... Have you been promoted at the west midlands amalgamated spanners factory , where you toil in servitude for nasal line manager bertram braithwaite. Keep up the good work retro boy.. they might let you make the tea one day...
@MrCroixdeguerre Riots.African uprisings. Euro debt crisis. Bin Laden, Gaddafi and Jimmy Saville all dead. City top of the league. Much has changed since I last looked at this video but alas I see the most inappropriately named man on youtube still has enough of a connection between his pea sized brain and sausage like fingers to post shite on these pages. The only medal u were ever awarded was one of dishonour for being the Worst Dressed Man at the 1983 Cleethorpes Pigeon Fanciers Meat Raffle
@RichBeat77 Rich constantly beating his bishop in clerical homage to his hero... The monsigner of Pompeii. Shamed at being caught with his farah trousers around his ankles and his harlequin jumper protruding from his rectum.. Deluded by fake kung fu moves and his face bludgeoned... His lame battle cry the immortal words 'apologise apologise'..... His attempts at news reporting about as meaningful as trevor mcdonalds... tip it stokes tip it.
@justdoinitnow ..Ploughing your lonely and self delusional furrow in to the world of 3 stooges like comedy! Bereft of a modicum of humour, you are a Spatacus of the highest disorder! Floundering around in the backwaters of discontentment you spout tosh and reveal your true love of the pink skin flute! See you later pigeon face!!
Expert in all things retro?That would be your heroes.ODS, would it not. Just do me without any Vaseline big boy!!Your inverted snobbery does not do you justice, pigeon face!You have played to much cluedo and think everyone lives in a mansion,next you will be calling me Colonel Mustard as a mark of how bereft of any creativity you have become!Now get back to listening to 'That's what I call Music..27' and watching shite TV.Sky one pumping it out for all the plebs who like Balding Fanny Craddock!
Just do it now up my 'arris..bbc..with a penchant for cuckoldry and Grilfs!Flicking through readers wives as he sits knobbly kneed and cross eyed in the citizens advice bureau with all the other losers,waiting for some free legal advice about his unpaid 2 pound fifty council tax bill on his union jacked council dwelling!His circa 1983 Walkman pumping 'Now that's Music 26' into his unwashed and lumpen cauliflower ears!Secretly yearning for Andy McNab's Bravo Two Zero,whilst munching a scotch egg!
Council estate.. council estate... Industrial estate industrial estate..... What a fuckin state.... Vagrants of lumpeness, content with blanditudes and moribunditure... resplendent in harlequinnalia beatifying the joys of linear existence... All soundtracked by agents of shite.... Ocean duller scene
Basil Lester...wicked challenge...You evidently have a bee in your retro trilby to be harping on about the NME! Do you have a lumpen axe to grind! Did they slag off you failure of a CD you compiled in a burnt out garage under the tower block that you hail from? Your emulation of Duller scenes turgid offerings was a failure of Maginot line proportions! I bet you minced around in a display of catastrophic child like behaviour, that day, didn't you pencil neck?
@handifords I'd like to understand your comment, but I'm obviously not on your superior intellectual wavelength or not worthy enough to comprehend it's meanings. I just wonder why you spend so much time composing highly articulate doggerel on matters for such diminishing returns.. Linear lane – Life in the bus lane? Yes. Pencil neck? mmmm? not sure...I'm going to get shot down in flames here, I know it.
Tex basil Fawltey...Proud author of a missive so lumpen it should be titled "In Homage to manual life in the linear lane" Half decent job! Happy life ! (we don't care) Bit rich using the word sycophant when arch sycophant steve craddock is in the area...
Fantastic. I was born and raised on a council estate, hold down a half decent job and live a happy life. I've followed and enjoyed OCS throughout their career and realise that they are now, or maybe have never been the "coolest" or arselick NME sycophant's wet dream. But I think their music is truly great. You don't have to mince around like some pretentious, skinny twat wearing a trilby to enjoy it.
Stu...gorging himself upon Barrybaldis similar to Stan Ogden,he now finds himself at an impasse!His surrender and sunburnt armpits in praise to the fabled Italian soldiers or by gone eras is spreading like wildfire around his local council estate!The shame!The shame!The shame!Unable to show his battered and bruised Neanderthal face in public he cajoles a little latch key kid to do his bidding in costcutters,with an illegible hand written note explaining his need for 4 cans of white lightning!
indeed.. The stu has vanished into the linear ether... A spectral prole,lumpen and facially battered, making haste for the pounding clang of Stephensons rocket.. Apparrelled in 1980s harlequinania,blinded by the scuffed glean of his patent pvc shoes.. It now seems he has been imploring the 2bob people at the Gola factory to introduce the Gola Maximillian resplendent with a ginger stripe and (on Purchase) a ticket for the fabled Gola Harlequin .. Apologise.. apologise
Stu (Shrooms) Scuff merchant extraordinaire,is quaking and falling apart like Maximillian Schell in Cross of Iron,in his inept and futile last minute attempt to obtain some glory from a lost cause!Stu clutching on to his retro Farrah trousers and wicker patent leather shoes is a sight for sore eyes!Lumpen to the core of his Northern and prole self,he is left bereft of even a modicum of pride!Lost in a sea of evo stik and butane he is now a derisory figure on his local council estate!Shameful!!
Stu's defunct and bankrupt attempts at badinage fall flat on his crater face!What may I ask is Mary Jane?Is that the rotten one tooth brass that you pummel for 3 seconds on your weekly sojourn to Consetts one and only brothel?Shrooms!Another failed and abysmal attempt at humour,only a Northern ponce would use such supine expressions!Your obsession with rectums is another display of your latent ginger tendencies!You're not going to get any Hampton wearing those Jonah Barrington golas,pigeon face!
oblivious to the art of robust and cerebral ...DRILLAGE.. Stu ploughs the lonely field of yesteryear... As proved by his archaic references to drug usage.. Mary Fuckin Jane and Shrooms !!!! ... Not content with listening to retro criminals ocs he even uses 1970s cheech and chong parlance to convey his hapless and indeed helpless situation when confronted with a sustained bombardment... a dumb harlequin pleading for apologies. lumpen face blurred in the shine of patent leather shoes..
Suspender clad and using swarfega for lubricating his spent jib,Stu slowly and somewhat lazily rises from his creaking cot and with sloth like enthusiasm opens the fridge door to see what morsels of food he has for his dinner!The marrow fat peas have been gorged on and now it is time to eat the tomato puree that he stole from cost cutters in a misguided belief that he would one day cook himself spaghetti bolognaise!Once he has swallowed that,it is time to clean his manky teeth with dettol.
Stu(kidder,kid Jensen)bereft of any meaningful banter has now descended the Northern steps in to an area he is more comfortable with!One of mindless abuse and lumpen diction!His phallus spent and his threadbare cassock strewn asunder his dingy bedsit!He mumbles as he rolls himself another sparse prison roll up and laments his own life!Wondering where it all went wrong,he blames everyone but himself!ODS on his 8 track cassette player(car boot purchased)does little to help this forlorn dullard!
Once again stu has been found in a confused and jaded state... Not content from his emmision from the mechanical clutches of Stephensons pounding rocket.. He has once again been found next to the industrial piston pounding icon of pre modernity ..fast asleep with segments of meccano in his work shy hands. clad in suspenders and his hand on a jar of KY jelly.. which he claims was for oiling the venerable monolithic mechanical pounding piston packing machine.. once again he was shown the door.
Finding himself bereft of a hero to cling his hopes,fears and self loathing to,Stu Francis dawdles off in search of a new fool to worship! Whilst fishing through the detritus of a Northern shite holes,back streets,he finds an old stage magazine and quickly latches on to the first unfortunate soul he can find! As luck would have it, Pee Wee Herman is the first smug face he glances at!So now off to Chicago,the birthplace of this nonce,in order to stalk him until another dry slap is administered!
Stu... Now reduced to limited and staid language..is in a shocking ( I'll send you a brochure) .. A shocked and a stunned.... The only social outcasts ed stewart is reffering to is the likes of himself and the resplendent clones that occupy the moribund ranks that are ocean duller scene.. A band who seek the vocal talents of Stefan Dennis when Simons throat is a tad sore( one wonders why).. Awful really when considering the bands foolish delusion as "lads" .. Bombs away ginger...
Stuey the Stumeister of plums. Was recently seen hanging around the South Shields community centre in a vain hope of seeing his hero Steve ( Fanny Craddock ) leaving back the back door! Anoraked up with the hood pulled tightly around his craggy cliff face! The balding blandster was in a shocking at seeing such a lumpen fool approach him. Steve's 2 bob minder quickly gave him a couple of dry slaps and dispatched him with aplomb..Stu was last heard stuttering the words APOLOGISE as he sloped off!
Never... in the field of drillage has such an Ed stupot, apparelled in the stefan dennis failure of a french maginot line poliu surrender merchant , been so overwhelmed by the urban elan of the scuff police... Stu ., still in a 1990s mode continues to wear retro football tops to compliment his green urban flash golas.. the coup de grace on his nape being his lumpen prole love of bland meisters ocean duller scene.. And indeed his ginger solidarity for bum boy Simon (arthur) Fowler..
Stu having been propelled out in to the desolate streets of Consett,goes in search of some Phileas Fogg's snacks to assuage his shame at having shouted APOLOGISE in such a high pitched squeal.Meanwhile back at scuff police HQ they are inspecting his discarded garments for meticulous ridicule!His flare-beared purple jumbo chords come in for extra scrutiny due to there total scuff value,of about 2 pound 50!When police come across his patent leather retro Golas, they fall about in utter hysterics!
Stu has been spotted in a ginger daze at the museum that houses stephensons cold and brutal rocket. It appears stu was marveling at the piston pounding abounding mechanical action. However after attempting to have a chieftain over the revered artefact scuff police arrested him and removed his purple lloydaroys and harlequin jumper leaving him to face the elements in a pair brands of brands hatched brown chicaned Y fronts.Forlornly mumbling APOLOGISE APOLOGISE to no one but his lumpen self.
Almost Stuart Hall like in his ability to wax lyrical in normal bland situations, Stu now finds himself unable to describe the debasement he has entered in to ,might I add, on his own volition, on the slag heap in his quest for some meat! He scrabbles around mimicking Stig of the Dump as his Farrah trousers split around the crotch and his patent leather shoes become the epitome of scuffment! His cost cutters plastic bag torn asunder from his nicotine stained fingers and his hunter jacket spent!
Stu Francis.. A topery expert of some reknown, and moreover a wearer of sartorial ineptitude( such as yellow lois denims and a range of harlequinania) Has been arrested by the scuff police while attempting to glue a pair of peter shilton Golas to the mast of blanditudes.. Which is now housed next to the shoveldom monument outside the rotunda.. Birmingham... its tought the stu was carrying steve cradocks failure of a solo album.. which scuff police found highly offensive..
Stu, Stu, Barney Magrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub....slinks off hunchbacked and brow beaten to some slag heap on the edge of a defunct Tyne and Wear coalmine to partake in perfidious activities that would make even, Joe Orton's toes, curl up to!
His new found inhibitions in the shirt lifting lifestyle has made him re think his musical tastes! Gone are the bland groups of ODS and Shed 7 and in come, Steps, Spagna and a love for musicals coupled with Liza Minnelli tunes! A sad tale indeed!!!
Stu Francis....Laden with anguish and a pointless yet scuffed pair of phil parkes golas, has taken his love for the duller scene to new heights of scuffery.. According to the word on the provincial shithole streets from whenst he came Stu has decided to become a ginger in homage to simon (arthur) Fowler.. It now seems that stu, like erstwhile blandmeister: Simon, has developed a furtive taste for the lionel Hampton big band at the rear door...
In a volte face of considerable magnitude stu francis has consented to cuckoldery at the behest his unsatisfied and indeed toothless doris.. Stu.. a failed dogger has consented to his rene's desire for quality hampton.. its thought stus ineptitude in all things sexual has led to this awful quandry... No doubt bolstered by his frequent visits to a mens toilet in the shit stained locale he calls home.. Stu remains in a pub while 2 silvers do the do .. a tragedy worthy of tears...
stu francis from crackerjack.. resplendent in scuffery.. rotund from a ceaseless penchent for marrowfat peas...golas split at the thin soles..hobbling his way past some forlorn council estate boozer.. wishing he had the price of a holiday to torremolinos.. despondent at finding his toothless bird tagged up with two silvers.. bereft and deflated he purchases a tin of super t to assuage the limited and moribund existence that life has become..
Stu ! ... with a name like that one suspects this tool may be of northern origin.. Which would make him an apostle of scuffery. A vernacular that contains the word "kidder" is beyond forgiveness.Has stu and his rough old doris been released on bail after the recent riots found the pair of them ensconced in lidls scoffing jars of pickled onions washed down with cans of hofmeister. The pair of them in matching umbro tracksuits oblivious to cultural pursuits, but joyous in all things linear..
@baileys60 Listen to what, Old Bailey? This turgid excuse for a band! A bunch of half witted Brummie plagiarists! Craddocks (Claire) Balding pate is the only thing to shine in this group! The people on here thinking this band are great are delusional and mediocre! Their linear tastes give support to these types of bland groups...Keane, Shed 7 et al! Just admit it, you would like to have good tastes,but you are too lazy to discover the real good music out there! Tip it Stokes!!!
One is reminded of stephensons rocket lying limp and centuries out of date in some corner of a tired museum... once a mechanical wonder pounding out relentless and staid.. but essentially a waste of time...piston pounding for 1966 moribund visions of an albion that never existed.. moribundity in excelsis deo... ocs = WANKERS
@BigGee84 But your not an anal virgin are you Big Dustin Gee? You have had your brown diamond bit plundered by all and sundry as you have cruised the highways by ways of ginger life in pursuit of some form of solace to assuage the lumpen pain, your bland soul bears! Even you 'Phil Parkes' Golas are shit encrusted too, once a pride in your sartorial wardrobe, now just a sad foot note in your descent into banal posterity!!
@stuartw12345612 Whereas with you tastes in such artistes as Codplay and David ( John Major ) Gray you show us what a bland fella you really are! You mention sex.....of the vanilla variety for such a plum like you!!
@stuartw12345612 ..Stu, Kidder! Are you a geordie Maggot? Ah well, at least now, we know why, a carpet carrying spat such as your lumpen self, only finds the courage to write shite in here, after a night out at his local harvester restaurant! The draught carlsberg goes straight to your pea brain and then after abusing the kids in the invalid section you careen off home to watch the duller scene and cram you face full of garibaldis!!
@stuartw12345612 I advise you Stu Stupot to get your conceited thumb out of your arrogant arsehole and stop being such a pedant! You maggot of the highest disorder! Are you just pissed off because your Stan Bowles limited Edition Golas did not arrive from the catalogue yet! I suppose you will be paying in 2 pound 50 installments over 24 months! It gives you some paper liquidity in your time of not only financial embarrassment but of drillage fatigue!!!
@stuartw12345612 Indeed, as you probably rob them and used this current unrest as an opportunity to add to your failing and abysmal wardrobe!You scoured the spent ruins of J.D sports in an attempt to find some aforementioned Stan Bowle's Golas,but were gutted when all you could find where some disheveled Addidas 4 stripe!But never a man to pass up something for free,you wore them with pride when you next frequented Nandos in your pursuit of bland food!Adding to your bland character!Tip it!
@stuartw12345612 A simple slip of the finger when typing sends Stupot in to an orgasmic state of over achievement and self delusional belief in his own innate arrogance! When you say girlfriend, what you really mean, is the toothless old hag down the local massage parlour, who you pay for your weekly 5 and half second bingo hand job, right, butter head?
@stuartw12345612 Does your rotten peroxide, gold dangling ear ringed Rene wash the red brick step outside your shit Northern hovel on a daily basis numb nuts? Whilst you stand at the kitchen sink unmanned ( James Connolly ) style in your flowery pink pinafore washing out the empty tins of mushy peas for reuse at a later juncture! Her teeth caved in from the constant pummeling you give her in frustration at being disenfranchised at your workplace, Iceland, because you're a lacklustre ponce!!
@handifords, you can only get away with what you're saying on here so carry on enjoy yourself and know that if you were within reaching distance you wouldn't say a word. you are so far from the mark it's amusing but hey don't let that stop you and your wild imagination.
@stuartw12345612 Tut! Tut! Now Stu ( I couldn't crush a grape ) Francis. Having to resort to veiled threats of violence akin to right wing thuggery, due your despondent nature at the cost cutter being shut, therefore denying you your daily fix of white lightning cider! Does your toothless fisherman's wife of a Doris put ads on Craigslist stating and I quote ...BBW looking for BBC?I guess she was not impressed with your romantic holiday destination of Centreparks, right, tough guy?
@handifords, that wasn't a threat you weird and deluded individual, even if i did enjoy white lightening, shop at cost cutter, have a toothless fisherman as a wife who cares? it would be a whole world better than you can achieve. what is craigslist? you seem to know plenty about all this apparently unenviable life style that quite obviously it's all about you, it's you that frequents these places you describe and wears these gola trainers you so eloquently describe.
@stuartw12345612 Craigslist,Old Bean is where you find the kind of cuckoldry that Croix De guerre is talking about! Your Stefan Dennisesque failure in the bedroom has meant that you need to satisfy her somehow.Otherwise who would be left to pay for all those jammy dodgers and Farleys rusks you shovel down you, as you meander through a Saturday evening of MOR ITV antiseptic Television viewing, with smug glee plastered all over your tatty herbert face!Do you get sloppy seconds though,pigeon face?
@stuartw12345612 What are you mumbling about Stuey boy! You bumbling fool, you could muck up a cup of coffee!
To be an outcast from the bland middle of the road existence that you pertain to, is a godsend!
Hey Kidder?Have you cleaned out the Richard Widmarks from your Bill Grundy's yet?
Sans-colutted up you stagger out in to a hinterland of negation,careening from one mediocre disaster to the other,misguided in your belief that the hideous Balding Craddock is some kind of leading maestro!
@stuartw12345612 Which would make me a thousand times more interesting than a middle of the road ( Chris De Burgh loving ) plum that you so obviously are! Kidder...you maggot!! See you later butter head!!
@handifords, you have too much time on your hands shiny face, go and get a job instead of wallowing around in your fart sack polishing that bell end of yours, we don't want you the underclass sponging off our system, you're the lowest of the low, lower even than a snakes belly. you must live in a fantasy world stop smoking that mary jane and brewing them shrooms you scrounged off your only friend who only pretends to be your friend as you lick his rectum all night.
what is closet ginger phil blethering on about ? Last of the great musical eras?... As if a lumpen 29 yr old with a penchent for security grilled fast food outlets and scuffed Golas caked in racing pigeon shit would know anything about music or indeed eras... Its time for phil to make his annual pilgrimage to the scuffed gola monument near the fabled rotunda and lower the shovel In accordance to the tenets of scuffery. Of which his a disciple
a real band from the last of the great musical era...fuck ndubz an all shity chav tunes ...get a grip start knifin each other all the bad boy chat ,fuckin muppets ,dappy needs fkn shootin an that tulisas a slag...im off to smoke some more weed an make the most of this shity rainy day and listen to some more ocs...aint no profit in peace ppl...
@phil5182 .You are a real pratt from the great era of Pratdom!!
You have the temerity to judge other people as chavs, using a mainstream slogan that takes no brain power to employ in to your flaccid missive.
Whilst doing this you also employ text speak combined with bad spelling and grammar. This leads one to the conclusion that you Phil, are the complete and utter lumpen plebeian prole, that you so wrongly accuse others of being! Now get back to Lidl and stack those shelves, pigeon face!!!
@handifords ....do us a favour handyman an go an an tell someone who actually cares about your views and opinions , ,instead of baffling me with ya bullshit words and your bullshit judgement ,oh one concludes now ya little countdown queer well this one concludes to believe that ones opinion is complete and utter nonsense....and means fuck all to one other than ones little colony of gimps who are sad enough to associate with one sad bastard . ...now run along ,muppet...
@phil5182 Once again you really set the bar low with your lumpen diction and inverted stupidity! It would not be hard to baffle a Neanderthal like you now, would it!
I told you pigeon face....get back to stacking those cleaning agents in Lidl! The world needs plebeian no hopers like you in order to do its manual work. Maybe your carpet carrying days are over, but you need to acquire some cash for your daily diet of deep fried mars bars, pickled onion monster munch and mushy peas....You ponce!!!
@handifords ,deep fried mars bars ,you really do know fuck all....dnt get them where am from knobcheese...,ye you say you told me ,but hey guess what,am still here .wasnt you the one who went on about me casting judgement ,ya hypocritical bellend...what a knob you are ...in a bit you tit...
@phil5182 You lumpen oaf,using the word knob twice in your flaccid missive,sad!Is your vocabulary that limited!Not much reading material in the nick was there?
Learn how to write properly will you as I know you do not have much need for it in your shelf stacking position!You really are a sad indictment on the educational system of the UK with your text speak and atrocious spelling!No wonder you like these bland plums.Now stop climbing like a monkey on those security grilles fuck face!
@phil5182 After a hard day of MANUAL work, you careen around the salubrious council estates of some drab and depressing nondescript Midlands shit hole,in a white van,on your way to some purpose built council estate pub to assuage your pitiful life in a sea of piss lager! Then off to some security grilled take away outlet for some even blander stodge before traipsing home, all alone, to wank off over X- Factor!What a sorry excuse for a life!No wonder you like OCS! Bad taste all round, old bean!
@9villa ..ndubz...don't you mean CCR, you Brummie, pork sratching munching, scuffed golas plum? Why are you trying to adopt west coast vernacular, are you ashamed of your bland Brummie upbringing! See you later pigeon face!
@GingerPhilG ..Cheers for your lucid interjections ginger minge! Now get back to the lathe and do something constructive with your day instead of drinking tea and muching custards creams with your half a buck tooth! Laters pencil neck!!
....The aforementioned monument will be within easy pissing range toothless kilted liquored up Scots, who happen to venture in to the depressing city centre, when on a beano! Cans of Irn-Bru will be tenderly strewn all over the plaster of Paris mould that holds up the monument, akin in tackiness to the one that stands outside Fulhams ground in memory of Michael Jackson!
Birmingham city council have unveiled plans to erect a monument in honour of OCS and there miniscule contribution to the world of music...Council spokesman Tony twobobbery has said that the monument would be made of fag butts, empty tins of flowers bitter and used pork scratching packets.. Lovingly arranged in the shape of a turd and adorned with a scuffed gola.. Its thought the monument will be located outside a wetherspoons somewhere in the bleak city centre.
@JOCKEYSI3OLLIX no...mr jockey... steve is probably one of the finest examples of a deluded twat with delusions of self grandeur.. do yo know this little prick saw fit to employ a minder at some juncture in his linear and moribund career. laughable when you consider that no one knows who the fuck he is.. and if they do its in his capacity as a lumpen arse wiper for a mr paul weller.. the world has never seen such a contrived and pointless addition to the medium of music.. shocking.
@JOCKEYSI3OLLIX ...Steve is in fact one of the finest plagiarists in years, not only ripping off Weller's music but also his political inverted snobbery doctrine as well! A sham of dogmatic knee jerk lumpen prose to match his basic musical output! This half baked balding plum comes from a Middle Class background as his old man was a superintendent in the Midlands moribund constabulary!
i remember sucking the lead singer off like it was yesterday, oh the f**king memories, oh the roadie blowies, reminisicing like nobodies business, god bless the 90's x
@broxi2 i wouldnt say they were underrated its just the britpop bands of the 90s like oasis,blur,the coral and many more were pushed out by the likes of todays pop shite like (i dont even want to say his name),justin beiber not to mention corporate bands like JLS and BLUE..bring back the 90s i say
this track gives so much to me,
in good as in bad times
but rather in bad times,
keeps me hanging on
sorry that i am not able to contribute to your resent discussion here on the board about deeper meaning
english is not my native tongue
Suesayful 1 month ago
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Suesayful 1 month ago
hey cockney sparrows , get down the dry cleaners your stone island jumpers are ready for collection , they must of got dirty while you were out cottaging in the hyde park . pair of twats
SIMONHATELEY 1 month ago
@SIMONHATELEY The Hyde Park? Do you mean Wilfred Hyde-White's park? Your obsession with stone island knows no end, does it moon face? Did you take a kicking from some Port Vale fans once and assume that every single person in the world, like yourself, wears tacky brand names in a concerted effort to bolster your low self esteem! Nonce.
handifords 1 month ago
Shatley is a turncoat to good taste!
handifords 1 month ago
will i turn my coat to the rain , i dont know , but im going somewhere i can warm my bones , ..................fucking brilliant mr fowler
SIMONHATELEY 2 months ago
@SIMONHATELEY I would guess the coat you turn to the rain mr shatley is of the retro scuffed variety, which for mere brass can be purchased at all leading oxfam outlets. As for going somewhere to warm your bones.. i would suggest sunny climes are beyond your financial means.. Indeed Mr Fowler was brilliant especially when he stole the christmas club money and descended into madness, only to resurface and have an affair behind the ever faithfull paulines back.Still at least he wasn't a ginger
MrCroixdeguerre 1 month ago
At his weekend workshop,'just doing it to myself coz no one cares'was introduced to a new term 'Freudian slip!',which for a carpet carrying Muppet like himself was an almost Damascine revelation!Like all reputable plagiarists he flogged this term to death,pounding away with the misguided notion, that everyone must be as plebeian as he is!This anorak, nicotined stained Grey nylon shirted plum cuts a forlorn and diminutive figure in the workshop and has been sent to Coventry already!Tip it Butler
handifords 2 months ago
Fresh from his how to become a writer weekend workshop,just doing fuck all is considering a life of letters.As he chews his bic pen he ruminates on subject matter for his magnum opus. Then the title of his tome dawns on his deluded brain ' A lifetime of failure'.. He ponders a metaphysical thread that can incorporate his hero Stefan Dennis as a french poliu disgraced and hucklebucked at the allegorical maginot line..Chuffed he posts £3.50 towards summers poetry for plebs workshop.
MrCroixdeguerre 2 months ago
just undoing my sisters Freudian gym slips now.....spurts out his almost Jack 'pick my crack' Kerouac like stream of unconscious drivel with aplomb! His descent in to Alan Turing type cryptic tosh a nod to his desire, to one day be allowed by his bull to be enroll on a creative writing course! His only succour now in his boring dead end clerical office job is to play solitaire on the rufty tufty computer screen, that stands steadfast and squat on his B&Q purchased scuffed desk!Tip it!!!
handifords 2 months ago
Then its the forlorn and hobbled walk back to the council dump, where he hopes to bump into fellow cottager and general dreg Horace the hornblower. In a furtive exchange of coppers and and assorted begged for change,horace will peform a quick bifton for the hapless soul ,who tired and gandalfed will then retire to his his skip and lay his tired hunchback down on some industrial refuse.
MrCroixdeguerre 2 months ago
just doing nothing has been seen on Nuneaton high st, apparalled in his prize frosty jeans the ones with white piping down the seams. On his elephant man plates sit a pair of scuffed Bukta trainers. In his sausage fingers there rests a CD single that he stole from Oxfam. A rare track from the 80s conjured up by the genius that is Stefan Dennis. A rumble in his kegworthy stomach signals another bout of pork scratching gluttony.,which he will wash down with 65 tins of hofmeister. Tip it,tip it.
MrCroixdeguerre 2 months ago
@ handijobs...lets give it up for the twonk of a man , the cockney sparrow with his stone island jumper and rockports , the terrace twat that gives it large till 90 minutes are up then its back on the sunshine bus back home to where his mom is waiting for him with a nice hot coco ....-----\o/----\0/-----\o/----\o/----
SIMONHATELEY 2 months ago
@SIMONHATELEY ...Your use for the second time of 'Mom', leads one to the conclusion that you are ashamed of your Northern Monkey roots! You are somehow trying to affect a Mid Atlantic persona in a futile and last ditch attempt to wash away the last vestiges of bland Northern servitude! When looking for inspiration for your lacklustre attempts as drillage you just look in to your wardrobe and quote the first article of scuffed clothing that your lumpen eyes behold!What about your Golas toughguy?
handifords 2 months ago
handifords ....you are an absolute twonk of a man ....cockney twat
SIMONHATELEY 2 months ago
@SIMONHATELEY ...Speaketh the man of scuff!! Scuffington!! Scuffington!! Scuffington Zoo !! Tip it wankstain, Tip it!
handifords 2 months ago
Indeed...Freudian slips! The only slips this dullard knows are his younger sisters gym slips, the ones he wears under his Primark clothing! This being the closest this retro fool will ever get to a woman! The excruciating pain of wearing these as he cleans up the plastic bottle bank on the council tip, is only outweighed by the pain his cauliflower ears receive as his walkman pumps out Duller Scene! The foreman was last heard shouting over the din of this dross.....Tip it!! you lemon...Tip it!!
handifords 2 months ago
oh dear.. who is this tool 'just doing fuck all'... A preoccupation with freudian slips (of which he clearly knows nothing about) and indeed based on his lumpen missives an inarticulate pleb who probably wears scuffed golas 25 sizes too big for his unwashed plates. Tipping it would be something he understood well due to his permanent lodgings at the Nuneaton Council Dump where he goes by the name of Stig and is often seen in the household waste skip sighing 'theres no place like home'
MrCroixdeguerre 2 months ago
@justdoinitnow big boy.....He shrieks as he is surrounded by silvers all about to take the little gimp to plebeian heights of ginger ecstasy!His well torn 'arris a sight for sore eyes on his grey and drab housing estate!A limp wristed,lisped up spat with no friends, only the warmth of Duller Scenes embrace to warm the cockles of his bland musical taste buds! Tip it Stokes...Tip it !!
handifords 2 months ago
@justdoinitnow ....Just do it now and harder and deeper, your heffer of a Missus shouts to her BBC bull as you are tied up and cuckolded in the corner of your velvet wallpapered bedroom. Emasculated and unmanned your only job is to lick up the bulls jism as it seeps out of her well used and worn cavernous quim box! This is the only escape you have from your weak and ineffectual attempts at drillage! Tip it pleb, tip it!!!
handifords 2 months ago
NEWS FLASH .............The result of the cream the biscuit competion was won again for the third year running to handifords or better known as handjobsforfree....a disapointed runner up mrcoixdegueer was upset with cumming second and when asked about it he said "i thought i was the favourite cus im such a wanker and my mom thinks that too"
SIMONHATELEY 2 months ago
@SIMONHATELEY ..I see you are still stubbornly and pigheadedly forging a lonely path in your own self destruction by insisting on and repeating a moribund line of misguided and bland drivel! Shame on you Shately......as it appears to me the only wanker here, is you................for using the term 'Mom'. Your fixation and inside knowledge of this game of yours, that you constantly refer to, leads one to the conclusion that you must of been abused somewhere in your past! Tip it Plum! Tip it
handifords 2 months ago
indeed..rich tea tunnock tea cake beat the bishop boy is showing signs of drillage fatigue..in fact i would guess he is prone to wearing pristine fatigues in emulation of his hero gene hackers role in the superb film uncommon valour. a film worthy of analogy with the duller scene..namely , a complete and utter waste of time. tip it stokes.
MrCroixdeguerre 2 months ago
Rich tea Garibaldis gissa biscuit beat comb over alopecia pigeon face is showing severe signs of battle fatigue!The same kind of fatigues that he wears on a daily basis,all jismed up and disheveled,he shuffles off in his scuffed Leighton Baines Golas to purchase 4 cans of Royal Dutch to supplement his meagre diet of margarine and tomato puree!This pencil neck character is held in such disdain local ASBO hoodies on his estate that he is considering asking a latch key kid do his shopping!The Pratt
handifords 2 months ago
@handifords Despite him being a bucktoothed gormless simpleton with a body odour problem she knew it would be an improvement on living with a John Major doppelganger with a somewhat unhealthy obsession with OCS fans and animal insemination. Go back to emptying dog shit bins sunshine or are u too busy listening to ur Craddock albums that u know so intimately?
RichBeat77 2 months ago
@handijobs Ha! In your case swear words are indeed the correct words you plank! You are a bollock brain of the highest order! A charlatan whose world has fallen apart since Chas & Dave decided to call it a day and Mrs Handifords ran off with the local pig farmer!
RichBeat77 2 months ago
Steve Craddock has vowed to somehow carry on in the world of bland and excruciating music..When asked wether he would make another hilarious solo album for the world to laugh at he said finding the time to feist more musical crimes upon the world would not be easy as paul weller in a charitable gesture said steve could continue licking his backside for tuppence ha'penny an hour..A considerable sum when compared with the £4.56 that balding steve claims is rightfully his..Knob
MrCroixdeguerre 2 months ago
@handjobifords...funny how you try and copy my comments and put them in your own words , bit weird that , cant you think of anything to write now , fucking jellied eel eating cockney chav ....
SIMONHATELEY 2 months ago
@SIMONHATELEY What is funny scuff boy is the fact that the duller scene are set to call it a day... after years of utterly contemptible linear pastiche,the brummy scuffers have realised that their career was a failure without paralell. Tragically it seems that the band are squabbling as to who should get the lions share of the £4.56 fortune that they amassed during one of the most pointless careers ever known..Knobs..
MrCroixdeguerre 2 months ago
@SIMONHATELEY It is you , Shately, who is the plagiarist!!! Your unoriginality and expletive ridden rants only go to expose the bland and plebeian nature of your Northern Monkey soul! A chav? Really Shately! Does a chav not swear at will, because he is unable to find the correct words. For his quick tempered and frustrated self has nothing to offer, apart from a primal urge to spit out an invective of an incoherent and basic nature! Tip it you plumberry pie!!
handifords 2 months ago
@handjobifords and mrcockloverguerre.....what a complete pair of council house dwellers you are !! you two must get together on a saturday afternoon and after a game of cream the buiscuit , start thinking of stupid comments about fans of o.c.s ...why ??? you sad tossers
SIMONHATELEY 2 months ago
@SIMONHATELEY Where do you come up with these ideas for games Shatley?I assume it is something you and your bland mates do after becoming bored sitting on your nicotined stained,plastic sheet wrapped,orange and brown,circa 1974 settee eh, numb-nuts?You mull around in a torpid state contemplating your 2 choices of dinner....fish and chips or saveloy and chips from the security grilled chippy on your drab Northern windswept edge of town council pit!Washing it down with chilled turpentine!Tip it
handifords 2 months ago
oh sorry .. i almost forgot....ocs ... probably the worst band in the history of music...
MrCroixdeguerre 2 months ago
after over 20 years and 18 albums, 10 top 10 albums , ten top ten singles and being one of the best bands ever lived aswell as the best live band in the world the sad news is the lads are splitting up after the moseley shoals christmas tour ...going to do there own solo things . sad
SIMONHATELEY 2 months ago
@SIMONHATELEY That is the only bit of good news, pigeon face, these shysters splitting up!
handifords 2 months ago
@mrcockderigamortis Whilst I very much doubt you ever having been mentioned in despatches you are in fact mentioned in the sex offenders register! And in the Grimsby Gazette as the most probable source of a particularly nasty outbreak of gonorrhoea. No more dogging for the ‘Humberside Hound’ its back home to the bedsit for a ménage a moi. No doubt blowing your nut custard over your ‘Blaze of Glory’ album sleeve....
RichBeat77 2 months ago
@RichBeat77 Ah .. mr rich tea beat combo boy... No doubt a man with a penchent for northern scuffery.. and indeed a latent ginger to boot... Cleethorpes obviously does something to your addled and cottaged brain. who knows.... maybe your frequent sabbaticals to pompeii and the cluthches of the monsigner.. have resulted in cleethorpes public toilets being trashed with tesco bags bearing the criminal imprint of your pvc shoes while being the recipent of sordid and furtive blowjobs. the shame..
MrCroixdeguerre 2 months ago
@mrcockloverguere...haha 2 years you have tried to upset people on here with your silly comments , bit weird , bit sad , bit thick or maybe your obsessed with o.c.s and hate the fact there talent is higher than yours , carry on playing with your banjo boy , and dont get caught wipeing your sperm on the dirty curtains you have in you poxy council house....knob
SIMONHATELEY 2 months ago
@SIMONHATELEY Shatley... obviously the interim period since our last drillage, has not , and i repeat NOT resulted in your enrolment at some basic college to learn the rudiments of eductaion.. No And i repeat NO it has been spent in an utter state of moribundity.. A situation exasperated by your complete and utter delusion that somehow the duller scene are worthy of accolade.. I will be writing a letter to amalgamated spanners seeking a termination to your useless employ..
MrCroixdeguerre 2 months ago
@MrCockdeguere The closest you've ever come to an act of bravery was when you made an unscheduled visit to the Cleethorpes Old Peoples Home to pilfer some oxygen thiefs y-fronts off the washing line. Then it was off home to neck some banjo pills and have a protracted game of Eton leapfrog with handcrampifords
RichBeat77 2 months ago
@handcrampfords Ha still successfully not seeking employment I see you specky, spacky gibbon! Has the Sid Little lookalike work dried up? Now firmly in the grip of agoraphobia even the daily sustenance trip to Greggs proves to be one of torment! Your day now consists of shovelling custard creams into your coupon in between gulps of white lightning. Your 'Slippery When Wet' CD skipping in the background.....
RichBeat77 2 months ago
@RichBeat77 Beat Combo boy and his plagiarising of the 'white lightning' term has come to the notice of Scuff Police in his drab locale! The word has been out to look for a man who bears a striking resemblance to Pee Wee Herman who has shat his Battleship grey Sta Press!Scuff Police are concentrating all efforts on know cottaging spots as Rich is know to be partial to some Silver Hampton!!
handifords 2 months ago
Simon Shately has popped up like a Jack in the Box after his 18 month stint in Feltham, getting his 'arris plundered by Silvers!He got banged up after eluding Scuff Poilice by holding up in Gay Bars in some terrible depressing Northern Shitehole!Now back to plough his bland and basic attempts at jousting, his only succour can be in some Mackesons Stout and a stale pork pie!All in all a right state. Spatacus arise!!
handifords 2 months ago
@justdoinitnow Look son the only beef jerky you know about is the lamentable appendage owned by the monsigner of pompeii.. The one he feists upon you while he straps you to a festival chair mumbling something about Stephensons glorious rocket...
MrCroixdeguerre 2 months ago
@mrcockloverguere....kiss my spider boy , you little cockney wide boy in your council house giving it large , fucking internet bully ....
SIMONHATELEY 2 months ago
@SIMONHATELEY Jesus christ... me old chum (and huge plum) simon shatley is back in the fray...Once again regaling us all with his robust and zenlike way with a word or two...How are you keeping scuff boy?... Still wearing those gola's?... Have you been promoted at the west midlands amalgamated spanners factory , where you toil in servitude for nasal line manager bertram braithwaite. Keep up the good work retro boy.. they might let you make the tea one day...
MrCroixdeguerre 2 months ago
Oh sorry i forgot ocean duller scene....probably the worst band in the world....ever
MrCroixdeguerre 2 months ago
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handifords 3 months ago
@MrCroixdeguerre Riots.African uprisings. Euro debt crisis. Bin Laden, Gaddafi and Jimmy Saville all dead. City top of the league. Much has changed since I last looked at this video but alas I see the most inappropriately named man on youtube still has enough of a connection between his pea sized brain and sausage like fingers to post shite on these pages. The only medal u were ever awarded was one of dishonour for being the Worst Dressed Man at the 1983 Cleethorpes Pigeon Fanciers Meat Raffle
RichBeat77 3 months ago
@RichBeat77 Rich constantly beating his bishop in clerical homage to his hero... The monsigner of Pompeii. Shamed at being caught with his farah trousers around his ankles and his harlequin jumper protruding from his rectum.. Deluded by fake kung fu moves and his face bludgeoned... His lame battle cry the immortal words 'apologise apologise'..... His attempts at news reporting about as meaningful as trevor mcdonalds... tip it stokes tip it.
MrCroixdeguerre 2 months ago
@justdoinitnow Monsignor Mont Blanc spent in his strewn cassock!!!
handifords 3 months ago
I only tune into the video to read how MrCroixdeguerre and Hanifords are getting on...
gary2700 3 months ago
@gary2700 Are you suitably entertained then, young man?
handifords 3 months ago
@justdoinitnow ..Ploughing your lonely and self delusional furrow in to the world of 3 stooges like comedy! Bereft of a modicum of humour, you are a Spatacus of the highest disorder! Floundering around in the backwaters of discontentment you spout tosh and reveal your true love of the pink skin flute! See you later pigeon face!!
handifords 3 months ago
Expert in all things retro?That would be your heroes.ODS, would it not. Just do me without any Vaseline big boy!!Your inverted snobbery does not do you justice, pigeon face!You have played to much cluedo and think everyone lives in a mansion,next you will be calling me Colonel Mustard as a mark of how bereft of any creativity you have become!Now get back to listening to 'That's what I call Music..27' and watching shite TV.Sky one pumping it out for all the plebs who like Balding Fanny Craddock!
handifords 3 months ago
if the good lord gave me talent for 3 minutes of my life i'd grab a guitar and sing this song...
baileys60 3 months ago
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tigerpaint1964 3 months ago
Just do it now up my 'arris..bbc..with a penchant for cuckoldry and Grilfs!Flicking through readers wives as he sits knobbly kneed and cross eyed in the citizens advice bureau with all the other losers,waiting for some free legal advice about his unpaid 2 pound fifty council tax bill on his union jacked council dwelling!His circa 1983 Walkman pumping 'Now that's Music 26' into his unwashed and lumpen cauliflower ears!Secretly yearning for Andy McNab's Bravo Two Zero,whilst munching a scotch egg!
handifords 3 months ago
@handifords Is ok now my man steps have reformed! now be a good lad and get back in ya closet!
mpodiv 3 months ago
@mpodiv ...Turgid!!!
handifords 3 months ago
@justdoinitnow Don't give them the ammo, pal. You'll never win! They are wind up merchants, trolls, or whatever.
Texbaslery 3 months ago
aegth carrick ply thtas goog
ianbyl 4 months ago in playlist ianbyl's Favourited Videos
Council estate.. council estate... Industrial estate industrial estate..... What a fuckin state.... Vagrants of lumpeness, content with blanditudes and moribunditure... resplendent in harlequinnalia beatifying the joys of linear existence... All soundtracked by agents of shite.... Ocean duller scene
MrCroixdeguerre 4 months ago
@MrCroixdeguerre Agents of Shite? Now there's a proper band.
Texbaslery 3 months ago
Basil Lester...wicked challenge...You evidently have a bee in your retro trilby to be harping on about the NME! Do you have a lumpen axe to grind! Did they slag off you failure of a CD you compiled in a burnt out garage under the tower block that you hail from? Your emulation of Duller scenes turgid offerings was a failure of Maginot line proportions! I bet you minced around in a display of catastrophic child like behaviour, that day, didn't you pencil neck?
handifords 4 months ago
@handifords I'd like to understand your comment, but I'm obviously not on your superior intellectual wavelength or not worthy enough to comprehend it's meanings. I just wonder why you spend so much time composing highly articulate doggerel on matters for such diminishing returns.. Linear lane – Life in the bus lane? Yes. Pencil neck? mmmm? not sure...I'm going to get shot down in flames here, I know it.
Texbaslery 3 months ago
Tex basil Fawltey...Proud author of a missive so lumpen it should be titled "In Homage to manual life in the linear lane" Half decent job! Happy life ! (we don't care) Bit rich using the word sycophant when arch sycophant steve craddock is in the area...
MrCroixdeguerre 4 months ago
Fantastic. I was born and raised on a council estate, hold down a half decent job and live a happy life. I've followed and enjoyed OCS throughout their career and realise that they are now, or maybe have never been the "coolest" or arselick NME sycophant's wet dream. But I think their music is truly great. You don't have to mince around like some pretentious, skinny twat wearing a trilby to enjoy it.
Texbaslery 4 months ago
Stu...gorging himself upon Barrybaldis similar to Stan Ogden,he now finds himself at an impasse!His surrender and sunburnt armpits in praise to the fabled Italian soldiers or by gone eras is spreading like wildfire around his local council estate!The shame!The shame!The shame!Unable to show his battered and bruised Neanderthal face in public he cajoles a little latch key kid to do his bidding in costcutters,with an illegible hand written note explaining his need for 4 cans of white lightning!
handifords 5 months ago
indeed.. The stu has vanished into the linear ether... A spectral prole,lumpen and facially battered, making haste for the pounding clang of Stephensons rocket.. Apparrelled in 1980s harlequinania,blinded by the scuffed glean of his patent pvc shoes.. It now seems he has been imploring the 2bob people at the Gola factory to introduce the Gola Maximillian resplendent with a ginger stripe and (on Purchase) a ticket for the fabled Gola Harlequin .. Apologise.. apologise
MrCroixdeguerre 5 months ago
Stu (Shrooms) Scuff merchant extraordinaire,is quaking and falling apart like Maximillian Schell in Cross of Iron,in his inept and futile last minute attempt to obtain some glory from a lost cause!Stu clutching on to his retro Farrah trousers and wicker patent leather shoes is a sight for sore eyes!Lumpen to the core of his Northern and prole self,he is left bereft of even a modicum of pride!Lost in a sea of evo stik and butane he is now a derisory figure on his local council estate!Shameful!!
handifords 5 months ago
Stu's defunct and bankrupt attempts at badinage fall flat on his crater face!What may I ask is Mary Jane?Is that the rotten one tooth brass that you pummel for 3 seconds on your weekly sojourn to Consetts one and only brothel?Shrooms!Another failed and abysmal attempt at humour,only a Northern ponce would use such supine expressions!Your obsession with rectums is another display of your latent ginger tendencies!You're not going to get any Hampton wearing those Jonah Barrington golas,pigeon face!
handifords 5 months ago
oblivious to the art of robust and cerebral ...DRILLAGE.. Stu ploughs the lonely field of yesteryear... As proved by his archaic references to drug usage.. Mary Fuckin Jane and Shrooms !!!! ... Not content with listening to retro criminals ocs he even uses 1970s cheech and chong parlance to convey his hapless and indeed helpless situation when confronted with a sustained bombardment... a dumb harlequin pleading for apologies. lumpen face blurred in the shine of patent leather shoes..
MrCroixdeguerre 5 months ago
Suspender clad and using swarfega for lubricating his spent jib,Stu slowly and somewhat lazily rises from his creaking cot and with sloth like enthusiasm opens the fridge door to see what morsels of food he has for his dinner!The marrow fat peas have been gorged on and now it is time to eat the tomato puree that he stole from cost cutters in a misguided belief that he would one day cook himself spaghetti bolognaise!Once he has swallowed that,it is time to clean his manky teeth with dettol.
handifords 5 months ago
Stu(kidder,kid Jensen)bereft of any meaningful banter has now descended the Northern steps in to an area he is more comfortable with!One of mindless abuse and lumpen diction!His phallus spent and his threadbare cassock strewn asunder his dingy bedsit!He mumbles as he rolls himself another sparse prison roll up and laments his own life!Wondering where it all went wrong,he blames everyone but himself!ODS on his 8 track cassette player(car boot purchased)does little to help this forlorn dullard!
handifords 5 months ago
Once again stu has been found in a confused and jaded state... Not content from his emmision from the mechanical clutches of Stephensons pounding rocket.. He has once again been found next to the industrial piston pounding icon of pre modernity ..fast asleep with segments of meccano in his work shy hands. clad in suspenders and his hand on a jar of KY jelly.. which he claims was for oiling the venerable monolithic mechanical pounding piston packing machine.. once again he was shown the door.
MrCroixdeguerre 5 months ago
Finding himself bereft of a hero to cling his hopes,fears and self loathing to,Stu Francis dawdles off in search of a new fool to worship! Whilst fishing through the detritus of a Northern shite holes,back streets,he finds an old stage magazine and quickly latches on to the first unfortunate soul he can find! As luck would have it, Pee Wee Herman is the first smug face he glances at!So now off to Chicago,the birthplace of this nonce,in order to stalk him until another dry slap is administered!
handifords 5 months ago
Stu... Now reduced to limited and staid language..is in a shocking ( I'll send you a brochure) .. A shocked and a stunned.... The only social outcasts ed stewart is reffering to is the likes of himself and the resplendent clones that occupy the moribund ranks that are ocean duller scene.. A band who seek the vocal talents of Stefan Dennis when Simons throat is a tad sore( one wonders why).. Awful really when considering the bands foolish delusion as "lads" .. Bombs away ginger...
MrCroixdeguerre 5 months ago
Stuey the Stumeister of plums. Was recently seen hanging around the South Shields community centre in a vain hope of seeing his hero Steve ( Fanny Craddock ) leaving back the back door! Anoraked up with the hood pulled tightly around his craggy cliff face! The balding blandster was in a shocking at seeing such a lumpen fool approach him. Steve's 2 bob minder quickly gave him a couple of dry slaps and dispatched him with aplomb..Stu was last heard stuttering the words APOLOGISE as he sloped off!
handifords 5 months ago
Never... in the field of drillage has such an Ed stupot, apparelled in the stefan dennis failure of a french maginot line poliu surrender merchant , been so overwhelmed by the urban elan of the scuff police... Stu ., still in a 1990s mode continues to wear retro football tops to compliment his green urban flash golas.. the coup de grace on his nape being his lumpen prole love of bland meisters ocean duller scene.. And indeed his ginger solidarity for bum boy Simon (arthur) Fowler..
MrCroixdeguerre 5 months ago
Stu having been propelled out in to the desolate streets of Consett,goes in search of some Phileas Fogg's snacks to assuage his shame at having shouted APOLOGISE in such a high pitched squeal.Meanwhile back at scuff police HQ they are inspecting his discarded garments for meticulous ridicule!His flare-beared purple jumbo chords come in for extra scrutiny due to there total scuff value,of about 2 pound 50!When police come across his patent leather retro Golas, they fall about in utter hysterics!
handifords 5 months ago
Stu has been spotted in a ginger daze at the museum that houses stephensons cold and brutal rocket. It appears stu was marveling at the piston pounding abounding mechanical action. However after attempting to have a chieftain over the revered artefact scuff police arrested him and removed his purple lloydaroys and harlequin jumper leaving him to face the elements in a pair brands of brands hatched brown chicaned Y fronts.Forlornly mumbling APOLOGISE APOLOGISE to no one but his lumpen self.
MrCroixdeguerre 5 months ago
Almost Stuart Hall like in his ability to wax lyrical in normal bland situations, Stu now finds himself unable to describe the debasement he has entered in to ,might I add, on his own volition, on the slag heap in his quest for some meat! He scrabbles around mimicking Stig of the Dump as his Farrah trousers split around the crotch and his patent leather shoes become the epitome of scuffment! His cost cutters plastic bag torn asunder from his nicotine stained fingers and his hunter jacket spent!
handifords 5 months ago
Stu Francis.. A topery expert of some reknown, and moreover a wearer of sartorial ineptitude( such as yellow lois denims and a range of harlequinania) Has been arrested by the scuff police while attempting to glue a pair of peter shilton Golas to the mast of blanditudes.. Which is now housed next to the shoveldom monument outside the rotunda.. Birmingham... its tought the stu was carrying steve cradocks failure of a solo album.. which scuff police found highly offensive..
MrCroixdeguerre 5 months ago
@MrCroixdeguerre, you're weird.
stuartw12345612 5 months ago
Stu, Stu, Barney Magrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub....slinks off hunchbacked and brow beaten to some slag heap on the edge of a defunct Tyne and Wear coalmine to partake in perfidious activities that would make even, Joe Orton's toes, curl up to!
His new found inhibitions in the shirt lifting lifestyle has made him re think his musical tastes! Gone are the bland groups of ODS and Shed 7 and in come, Steps, Spagna and a love for musicals coupled with Liza Minnelli tunes! A sad tale indeed!!!
handifords 5 months ago
Stu Francis....Laden with anguish and a pointless yet scuffed pair of phil parkes golas, has taken his love for the duller scene to new heights of scuffery.. According to the word on the provincial shithole streets from whenst he came Stu has decided to become a ginger in homage to simon (arthur) Fowler.. It now seems that stu, like erstwhile blandmeister: Simon, has developed a furtive taste for the lionel Hampton big band at the rear door...
MrCroixdeguerre 5 months ago
In a volte face of considerable magnitude stu francis has consented to cuckoldery at the behest his unsatisfied and indeed toothless doris.. Stu.. a failed dogger has consented to his rene's desire for quality hampton.. its thought stus ineptitude in all things sexual has led to this awful quandry... No doubt bolstered by his frequent visits to a mens toilet in the shit stained locale he calls home.. Stu remains in a pub while 2 silvers do the do .. a tragedy worthy of tears...
MrCroixdeguerre 5 months ago
stu francis from crackerjack.. resplendent in scuffery.. rotund from a ceaseless penchent for marrowfat peas...golas split at the thin soles..hobbling his way past some forlorn council estate boozer.. wishing he had the price of a holiday to torremolinos.. despondent at finding his toothless bird tagged up with two silvers.. bereft and deflated he purchases a tin of super t to assuage the limited and moribund existence that life has become..
MrCroixdeguerre 5 months ago
@MrCroixdeguerre This is poetry of a high calibre.
nevitslessrup 5 months ago
Stu ! ... with a name like that one suspects this tool may be of northern origin.. Which would make him an apostle of scuffery. A vernacular that contains the word "kidder" is beyond forgiveness.Has stu and his rough old doris been released on bail after the recent riots found the pair of them ensconced in lidls scoffing jars of pickled onions washed down with cans of hofmeister. The pair of them in matching umbro tracksuits oblivious to cultural pursuits, but joyous in all things linear..
MrCroixdeguerre 5 months ago
@MrCroixdeguerre, ok handifords whatever you say.
stuartw12345612 5 months ago
perfect brilliant and well enjoyed, still one of the greatest bands in the uk.
RABONICS 5 months ago 5
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CaptainKubla 5 months ago
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, just listen
baileys60 5 months ago
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@baileys60 Listen to what, Old Bailey? This turgid excuse for a band! A bunch of half witted Brummie plagiarists! Craddocks (Claire) Balding pate is the only thing to shine in this group! The people on here thinking this band are great are delusional and mediocre! Their linear tastes give support to these types of bland groups...Keane, Shed 7 et al! Just admit it, you would like to have good tastes,but you are too lazy to discover the real good music out there! Tip it Stokes!!!
handifords 5 months ago
One is reminded of stephensons rocket lying limp and centuries out of date in some corner of a tired museum... once a mechanical wonder pounding out relentless and staid.. but essentially a waste of time...piston pounding for 1966 moribund visions of an albion that never existed.. moribundity in excelsis deo... ocs = WANKERS
MrCroixdeguerre 6 months ago
in my eyes the greatest band ever......it doesn't get any better than this!
leethedream 6 months ago 2
That is a 'yes' then.
BigGee84 6 months ago
@BigGee84 A big yes to your sphincter taking a hampton everyday you mean, Dustin?
handifords 6 months ago
Beautiful
oasishaun 6 months ago
Anyone else suspect 'Handifords' is a virgin?
BigGee84 6 months ago 12
@BigGee84 But your not an anal virgin are you Big Dustin Gee? You have had your brown diamond bit plundered by all and sundry as you have cruised the highways by ways of ginger life in pursuit of some form of solace to assuage the lumpen pain, your bland soul bears! Even you 'Phil Parkes' Golas are shit encrusted too, once a pride in your sartorial wardrobe, now just a sad foot note in your descent into banal posterity!!
handifords 6 months ago
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stuartw12345612 5 months ago 4
@stuartw12345612 Whereas with you tastes in such artistes as Codplay and David ( John Major ) Gray you show us what a bland fella you really are! You mention sex.....of the vanilla variety for such a plum like you!!
handifords 5 months ago
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stuartw12345612 5 months ago
@stuartw12345612 You mentioned it to Dustin Gee when referring to me, numb nuts!
You do not even know what shite your talking, do you sizzle chest?
The only smoking being done is of the variety that you partake in, when cottaging!
See you later pigeon face!!
handifords 5 months ago
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stuartw12345612 5 months ago
@stuartw12345612 ..Stu, Kidder! Are you a geordie Maggot? Ah well, at least now, we know why, a carpet carrying spat such as your lumpen self, only finds the courage to write shite in here, after a night out at his local harvester restaurant! The draught carlsberg goes straight to your pea brain and then after abusing the kids in the invalid section you careen off home to watch the duller scene and cram you face full of garibaldis!!
handifords 5 months ago
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stuartw12345612 5 months ago
@stuartw12345612 ..So you do have some talent in those lumpen digits for some badinage?
handifords 5 months ago
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stuartw12345612 5 months ago 2
@stuartw12345612 I advise you Stu Stupot to get your conceited thumb out of your arrogant arsehole and stop being such a pedant! You maggot of the highest disorder! Are you just pissed off because your Stan Bowles limited Edition Golas did not arrive from the catalogue yet! I suppose you will be paying in 2 pound 50 installments over 24 months! It gives you some paper liquidity in your time of not only financial embarrassment but of drillage fatigue!!!
handifords 5 months ago
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stuartw12345612 5 months ago
@stuartw12345612 Indeed, as you probably rob them and used this current unrest as an opportunity to add to your failing and abysmal wardrobe!You scoured the spent ruins of J.D sports in an attempt to find some aforementioned Stan Bowle's Golas,but were gutted when all you could find where some disheveled Addidas 4 stripe!But never a man to pass up something for free,you wore them with pride when you next frequented Nandos in your pursuit of bland food!Adding to your bland character!Tip it!
handifords 5 months ago
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stuartw12345612 5 months ago
@stuartw12345612 Not exactly Seanus Heaney are you, old bean!
How many times a week does your carpet carrying bird have to shave her mustache?
See you later pencil neck!
handifords 5 months ago
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stuartw12345612 5 months ago
@stuartw12345612 A simple slip of the finger when typing sends Stupot in to an orgasmic state of over achievement and self delusional belief in his own innate arrogance! When you say girlfriend, what you really mean, is the toothless old hag down the local massage parlour, who you pay for your weekly 5 and half second bingo hand job, right, butter head?
handifords 5 months ago
@stuartw12345612 Does your rotten peroxide, gold dangling ear ringed Rene wash the red brick step outside your shit Northern hovel on a daily basis numb nuts? Whilst you stand at the kitchen sink unmanned ( James Connolly ) style in your flowery pink pinafore washing out the empty tins of mushy peas for reuse at a later juncture! Her teeth caved in from the constant pummeling you give her in frustration at being disenfranchised at your workplace, Iceland, because you're a lacklustre ponce!!
handifords 5 months ago
@handifords, you can only get away with what you're saying on here so carry on enjoy yourself and know that if you were within reaching distance you wouldn't say a word. you are so far from the mark it's amusing but hey don't let that stop you and your wild imagination.
stuartw12345612 5 months ago
@stuartw12345612 Tut! Tut! Now Stu ( I couldn't crush a grape ) Francis. Having to resort to veiled threats of violence akin to right wing thuggery, due your despondent nature at the cost cutter being shut, therefore denying you your daily fix of white lightning cider! Does your toothless fisherman's wife of a Doris put ads on Craigslist stating and I quote ...BBW looking for BBC?I guess she was not impressed with your romantic holiday destination of Centreparks, right, tough guy?
handifords 5 months ago
@handifords, that wasn't a threat you weird and deluded individual, even if i did enjoy white lightening, shop at cost cutter, have a toothless fisherman as a wife who cares? it would be a whole world better than you can achieve. what is craigslist? you seem to know plenty about all this apparently unenviable life style that quite obviously it's all about you, it's you that frequents these places you describe and wears these gola trainers you so eloquently describe.
stuartw12345612 5 months ago
@stuartw12345612 Craigslist,Old Bean is where you find the kind of cuckoldry that Croix De guerre is talking about! Your Stefan Dennisesque failure in the bedroom has meant that you need to satisfy her somehow.Otherwise who would be left to pay for all those jammy dodgers and Farleys rusks you shovel down you, as you meander through a Saturday evening of MOR ITV antiseptic Television viewing, with smug glee plastered all over your tatty herbert face!Do you get sloppy seconds though,pigeon face?
handifords 5 months ago
@handifords, yeah
stuartw12345612 5 months ago
@stuartw12345612 Maginot line capitulation!!!
handifords 5 months ago
@handifords, parasite
stuartw12345612 5 months ago
@stuartw12345612 Maggot!!
handifords 5 months ago
@handifords, You're every bit the weird social outcast of croix.
stuartw12345612 5 months ago
@stuartw12345612 What are you mumbling about Stuey boy! You bumbling fool, you could muck up a cup of coffee!
To be an outcast from the bland middle of the road existence that you pertain to, is a godsend!
Hey Kidder?Have you cleaned out the Richard Widmarks from your Bill Grundy's yet?
Sans-colutted up you stagger out in to a hinterland of negation,careening from one mediocre disaster to the other,misguided in your belief that the hideous Balding Craddock is some kind of leading maestro!
handifords 5 months ago
@handifords, you're as interesting as lumpy discharge.
stuartw12345612 5 months ago
@stuartw12345612 Which would make me a thousand times more interesting than a middle of the road ( Chris De Burgh loving ) plum that you so obviously are! Kidder...you maggot!! See you later butter head!!
handifords 5 months ago
@handifords, you have too much time on your hands shiny face, go and get a job instead of wallowing around in your fart sack polishing that bell end of yours, we don't want you the underclass sponging off our system, you're the lowest of the low, lower even than a snakes belly. you must live in a fantasy world stop smoking that mary jane and brewing them shrooms you scrounged off your only friend who only pretends to be your friend as you lick his rectum all night.
stuartw12345612 5 months ago
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handifords 5 months ago
what is closet ginger phil blethering on about ? Last of the great musical eras?... As if a lumpen 29 yr old with a penchent for security grilled fast food outlets and scuffed Golas caked in racing pigeon shit would know anything about music or indeed eras... Its time for phil to make his annual pilgrimage to the scuffed gola monument near the fabled rotunda and lower the shovel In accordance to the tenets of scuffery. Of which his a disciple
MrCroixdeguerre 6 months ago
a real band from the last of the great musical era...fuck ndubz an all shity chav tunes ...get a grip start knifin each other all the bad boy chat ,fuckin muppets ,dappy needs fkn shootin an that tulisas a slag...im off to smoke some more weed an make the most of this shity rainy day and listen to some more ocs...aint no profit in peace ppl...
phil5182 6 months ago
@phil5182 .You are a real pratt from the great era of Pratdom!!
You have the temerity to judge other people as chavs, using a mainstream slogan that takes no brain power to employ in to your flaccid missive.
Whilst doing this you also employ text speak combined with bad spelling and grammar. This leads one to the conclusion that you Phil, are the complete and utter lumpen plebeian prole, that you so wrongly accuse others of being! Now get back to Lidl and stack those shelves, pigeon face!!!
handifords 6 months ago
@handifords ....do us a favour handyman an go an an tell someone who actually cares about your views and opinions , ,instead of baffling me with ya bullshit words and your bullshit judgement ,oh one concludes now ya little countdown queer well this one concludes to believe that ones opinion is complete and utter nonsense....and means fuck all to one other than ones little colony of gimps who are sad enough to associate with one sad bastard . ...now run along ,muppet...
phil5182 6 months ago
@phil5182 Once again you really set the bar low with your lumpen diction and inverted stupidity! It would not be hard to baffle a Neanderthal like you now, would it!
I told you pigeon face....get back to stacking those cleaning agents in Lidl! The world needs plebeian no hopers like you in order to do its manual work. Maybe your carpet carrying days are over, but you need to acquire some cash for your daily diet of deep fried mars bars, pickled onion monster munch and mushy peas....You ponce!!!
handifords 6 months ago
@handifords ,deep fried mars bars ,you really do know fuck all....dnt get them where am from knobcheese...,ye you say you told me ,but hey guess what,am still here .wasnt you the one who went on about me casting judgement ,ya hypocritical bellend...what a knob you are ...in a bit you tit...
phil5182 6 months ago 2
@phil5182 You lumpen oaf,using the word knob twice in your flaccid missive,sad!Is your vocabulary that limited!Not much reading material in the nick was there?
Learn how to write properly will you as I know you do not have much need for it in your shelf stacking position!You really are a sad indictment on the educational system of the UK with your text speak and atrocious spelling!No wonder you like these bland plums.Now stop climbing like a monkey on those security grilles fuck face!
handifords 5 months ago
@phil5182 After a hard day of MANUAL work, you careen around the salubrious council estates of some drab and depressing nondescript Midlands shit hole,in a white van,on your way to some purpose built council estate pub to assuage your pitiful life in a sea of piss lager! Then off to some security grilled take away outlet for some even blander stodge before traipsing home, all alone, to wank off over X- Factor!What a sorry excuse for a life!No wonder you like OCS! Bad taste all round, old bean!
handifords 6 months ago
love the carpets ending....what an amazing influential band
dunkb73 6 months ago
why do some people take so much time out of there empty lives to go on about good bands like ocs on youtube and slag them, type in ndubz u turds.
9villa 7 months ago
@9villa ..ndubz...don't you mean CCR, you Brummie, pork sratching munching, scuffed golas plum? Why are you trying to adopt west coast vernacular, are you ashamed of your bland Brummie upbringing! See you later pigeon face!
handifords 6 months ago
I've heard this a lot live and acoustically and this is by far the most beautiful.
richardcleighton 7 months ago
The Internet - the only place where folk consider it amusing to go and look at things they don't like.
To you people who don't like his music, why come and listen to it?
GingerPhilG 7 months ago
@GingerPhilG ..Cheers for your lucid interjections ginger minge! Now get back to the lathe and do something constructive with your day instead of drinking tea and muching custards creams with your half a buck tooth! Laters pencil neck!!
handifords 6 months ago
....The aforementioned monument will be within easy pissing range toothless kilted liquored up Scots, who happen to venture in to the depressing city centre, when on a beano! Cans of Irn-Bru will be tenderly strewn all over the plaster of Paris mould that holds up the monument, akin in tackiness to the one that stands outside Fulhams ground in memory of Michael Jackson!
handifords 7 months ago
Birmingham city council have unveiled plans to erect a monument in honour of OCS and there miniscule contribution to the world of music...Council spokesman Tony twobobbery has said that the monument would be made of fag butts, empty tins of flowers bitter and used pork scratching packets.. Lovingly arranged in the shape of a turd and adorned with a scuffed gola.. Its thought the monument will be located outside a wetherspoons somewhere in the bleak city centre.
MrCroixdeguerre 7 months ago
Stunning!!
hellraiser917 7 months ago
BEAUTIFUL
steviejameson 7 months ago
Steve is one of the finest guitar players in years.
JOCKEYSI3OLLIX 7 months ago
@JOCKEYSI3OLLIX no...mr jockey... steve is probably one of the finest examples of a deluded twat with delusions of self grandeur.. do yo know this little prick saw fit to employ a minder at some juncture in his linear and moribund career. laughable when you consider that no one knows who the fuck he is.. and if they do its in his capacity as a lumpen arse wiper for a mr paul weller.. the world has never seen such a contrived and pointless addition to the medium of music.. shocking.
MrCroixdeguerre 7 months ago
@JOCKEYSI3OLLIX ...Steve is in fact one of the finest plagiarists in years, not only ripping off Weller's music but also his political inverted snobbery doctrine as well! A sham of dogmatic knee jerk lumpen prose to match his basic musical output! This half baked balding plum comes from a Middle Class background as his old man was a superintendent in the Midlands moribund constabulary!
handifords 7 months ago
Fucking amazing tune!! Big up the Brummie boys!!
jamasterjamie 7 months ago
brill....!!!
tigerpaint1964 8 months ago
If you have a chance to see these live this year (2011) I suggest you do so. Best night of my life
p4cks 8 months ago
Wow. It doesnt get a lot better than that.
LeCatnip 8 months ago
Wow! I have the album with this acoustic version on it. It's good, but it ain't as good as this! Sheer brilliance. Thanks guys.
woolux 8 months ago
This gave me goosebumps
GismoTron 9 months ago
i remember sucking the lead singer off like it was yesterday, oh the f**king memories, oh the roadie blowies, reminisicing like nobodies business, god bless the 90's x
35benjamins 9 months ago
Cracking tune
abc123dogface 9 months ago
*shivers*
RickyRaff 9 months ago
@RickyRaff I'm there with ya, bud. Fantastic. I'm 16 all over again.
CrypticSquirrel 9 months ago
fuckin cracking tune , as u say DE DOGS BOLLOX , great band
onendonlydecod57 9 months ago
Fowler has some voice..soulful
mootski 9 months ago
lovely final twist at the end!
TheDGENTLY 9 months ago
Proper talent. Beautiful song!!
markusfearn 10 months ago
Words can't describe how beautiful that version is. OCS are without doubt, the most under-rated British band of all time!
broxi2 10 months ago
@broxi2 i wouldnt say they were underrated its just the britpop bands of the 90s like oasis,blur,the coral and many more were pushed out by the likes of todays pop shite like (i dont even want to say his name),justin beiber not to mention corporate bands like JLS and BLUE..bring back the 90s i say
parkyjjb 10 months ago