What is the true difference between a ninja and a samurai. They both use a katana and both are pretty badass. Also, if a samurai and a ninja were to battle, who would win? Please enlighten me.
was wondering, what grade ninja you are, I know that I personally am grade 13AAA, but you seem more of a 27N, am I right? I could just look it up in the ION database, but there are two problems with that, first I don't know your handle, so I'd have to fill out a R-712 in quintuplicate and as you know, its 6 319 652 847 pages long. The second reason is, well I don't have access to it at the moment, for you see, I am in the Underwater World of Nebulon 7.
This may be blasphemous to ask in the ninja culture but...have you or any ninja encountered a pinja/nirate? The antient race of half pirate half ninjas...there are very few...but contain the skills of both sides. And what's your opinion of them? (And cookies. Cookies are good.)
wait a minute ninja im confused. the questions that the youtubers submitted that made it on this video are going to be killed. but you answered my question in the last omni video (in the comments) and yet im not dead, why?
since you are a ninja who likes to talk, Are you a fan of marvel comics Merc with a Mouth "Deadpool"? If so, Are you ready for them to make the Deadpool Movie?
Do ninjas go to the movies
91Nintendofan 1 month ago
CMON I WAS GONNA VOTE FOR THAT GUY.
BossinSwag 1 month ago
2:48 lol..."Chances are, that if someone is shooting a bullet at me, they did not come to play catch"
Salvadario 1 month ago
Soooooo funny xD
kyleohsnap 1 month ago
ROFL
MwwmovieAE 2 months ago
Harry Potter or Twilight?
IAmMelloYellow 2 months ago
ROFL !!!! 0:51 hahahahahahaha
zmallic 2 months ago
Ron Paul?
benitofinito 2 months ago
can you talk without your hands???
marymotherofjacob 2 months ago
how do you kill a shark moving two times the speed of light on a boat thats moves 3000 miles an hour?
thecrimsondestroyer 2 months ago
Can a ninja use a hoagie as a weapon?
GOBRAGH2 2 months ago
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Dear ask a ninja,
What is the true difference between a ninja and a samurai. They both use a katana and both are pretty badass. Also, if a samurai and a ninja were to battle, who would win? Please enlighten me.
Your Fan,
Hayden Morton
waxking21 3 months ago
If no one should see a ninja, why are you showing yourself on youtube ... and why are you telling us all your secrets?!
vicioustechnicolour 3 months ago
@vicioustechnicolour You better keep quiet or hes gonna kill you soon!!
jetstream786 1 month ago
"If he wins, he is going to rule America with his tiny iron fist!!!"
I laughed so hard. :P
wickeddramachildren 3 months ago
@TheGforceJedi Ninjas move at the speed of darkness
KidArkx 3 months ago
@TheJADFilms One more life than you..
KidArkx 3 months ago
if cats have 9 lives, how many lives do ninjas have?
TheJADFilms 3 months ago 2
can a sim become a ninja if so that would explain the thousands of deaths in one house I had
bobrulz666 3 months ago
How fast can a ninja run?
TheGforcejedi 3 months ago
does a true ninja talk on youtube
spiderman4755 3 months ago
mee sis mor ninij dan you bitch
jason33666 3 months ago
whats wrong with the sound
T1H0 3 months ago
Can Ninjas divide by zero?
IScorchUKI 3 months ago
Do ninjas wait in line for fast food?
hankandtricky 3 months ago
What happens with a ninja hits an immovable force?
ProtoTypeMorph 3 months ago
Do ninjas really hate fruit?
HawaiianSuperDude 3 months ago
If a ninja kills himself, does the universe explode?
Dudinator123 3 months ago in playlist More videos from digitalfilmmaker
are you born a ninja?
Tacos299 3 months ago
could ningas teleport to rio and china?
justinshjon 4 months ago
When do ninjas learn how to ride motorcycles? How do you ride them silently?
VicariousRider 4 months ago
what kinda of game would you play assassin's Creed or Ninja Gaiden?
GreatNinjaYuffie01 4 months ago
Can pirates be Ninjas? How can a pirate be a ninja with no legs or eyes? :O
BlazingStrings 4 months ago
He must be on a mission. Due to lack of videos.
bfudge85 4 months ago
Have you fought a samieri
willyzavala1 4 months ago
Do ninjas have laser vision?
WoefullName 4 months ago
was wondering, what grade ninja you are, I know that I personally am grade 13AAA, but you seem more of a 27N, am I right? I could just look it up in the ION database, but there are two problems with that, first I don't know your handle, so I'd have to fill out a R-712 in quintuplicate and as you know, its 6 319 652 847 pages long. The second reason is, well I don't have access to it at the moment, for you see, I am in the Underwater World of Nebulon 7.
davidandkaze 4 months ago
What would happen if a ninja got addicted to crack
turrubule 4 months ago
can ninjas drive without wrecking (stereotypically ninjas are asian...)
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Do you want to have Thanksgiving dinner with me and my family?
LibrariansOfBabel 4 months ago
This may be blasphemous to ask in the ninja culture but...have you or any ninja encountered a pinja/nirate? The antient race of half pirate half ninjas...there are very few...but contain the skills of both sides. And what's your opinion of them? (And cookies. Cookies are good.)
SongaiX 4 months ago
thanks for not killing me on halloween!
NoobCast99 4 months ago
Are Ninjas the reason we haven't been back to the moon? Are they the secret being held by the dark side of the moon?
JakkThunder 4 months ago
Do ninjas watch 1000 ways to kill?
beybattleexpert 4 months ago
If you're a ninja, why can I see you?
JKTCGMV13 4 months ago
How do ninjas eat when they are wearing a mask on 24/7?
Anzugurl 4 months ago
What would happen if a ninja quits his job
turrubule 4 months ago
did ninjas invent evey way to die, or only most of them?
arukotheblackwolf 4 months ago 15
I am almost as ninja as you.... ALMOST!!! #babyninja
OfficeNinjaTV 4 months ago
This whale needs it's apple pies! Once a month? :'( sneakiest attack to the heart
randomstuff1019 4 months ago
So we are to assume that ninjas are able to be seen by the Eye of Sauron?
Walkerofthevoid 4 months ago
What would you be if you weren't a ninja?
threeflagsup 4 months ago
Are ninjas fans of Meryl Streep?
Teri0is0Resa 4 months ago
"Nah, got kind of annoying. *Wink!*" hahah
dcTalk4evr 4 months ago
lol you're still doing this for some reason
43t9fisldjfdsfqo9rg3 4 months ago
What's your max combo?
MrLegolasFTW 4 months ago
AHAHAHAH beast mode!!!!
swiftcoyote 4 months ago
since it's close to holloween who would win in a 3 way battle for dominance? ninja-dracula, ninja-frankinsteine or ninja-wolfman.
Truemarkthefirst 4 months ago 23
@Truemarkthefirst you mean ninja-the monster? Frankenstein was the scientist remember?
Mr27s 4 months ago
@Truemarkthefirst my bet is Ninja-Ninja would win
mongonala 3 months ago
@Truemarkthefirst chuck norris
paladin1ish 3 months ago
@Truemarkthefirst ninja-ninja would beat them all
OwnageAxe 3 months ago
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powerup3005 3 months ago
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@Truemarkthefirst the ninja zombie wolfenstein that sucks your blood
powerup3005 3 months ago
Is Freddy Krueger a ninja?
tnsbob 4 months ago
I must be really bored if I'm watching this...
alcatrazescapee 4 months ago
Question: How many ninjas would it take to take down Chuck Norris?
epic5211 4 months ago
What kinds of pets do ninjas have?
teeninja323 4 months ago
Ninja...what is the difference between a ninja and an earthquake??
vinsanity1976 4 months ago
Ninjas seem to have such a hectic schedule, when do you get time to sleep?
EightWingedSoul 4 months ago
Why don't ninja's wear camouflage instead of all black?
inukiara 4 months ago
@inukiara because ninjas attack during the night when their victim is sleeping/unaware ;D
k0b0yash1 4 months ago
Do Ninjas like muffins or cupcakes better? My Ninja friend told me that she likes muffins better.
inuyasha9lover 4 months ago
you used to be funny...
greengoblyn13 4 months ago
do ninjas go to the bathroom
daktheawesome44 4 months ago
Have you killed a famous person
daktheawesome44 4 months ago
where do ninjas come from
daktheawesome44 4 months ago
Is there a Ninja Minimum wage job, like Ninja Burger or Ninja Pizza?
Kagamihanei 4 months ago
WHY DO YOU ONLY POST 1 VIDEO A MONTH NOW A DAYS???? T_T
erosenninsannin 4 months ago
How do you tame a Dragon? or a Gryphon? or a Hydra? or a Phoenix? or a Cerberus?
nelsoncarmo26 4 months ago
how many licks does it take a ninja to get to the center of a tootsie pop
zombiexkiller121 4 months ago
What is your favorite way to kill something?
coolrag 4 months ago
My right ear feels lonely.
Rind0Man 4 months ago
What is ninja heaven like?
GTMonster22 4 months ago
If I'm a ninja and I want to kill my self how do I go about doing that?
GTMonster22 4 months ago
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have you killed chuck norris?
TheJADFilms 4 months ago
one of the people i work with says he's a ninja. how can i prove he's lying?
TheShamelessMiko 4 months ago
Do you like waffles?
InfectDeck 4 months ago
wait a minute ninja im confused. the questions that the youtubers submitted that made it on this video are going to be killed. but you answered my question in the last omni video (in the comments) and yet im not dead, why?
codydh3 4 months ago in playlist ask a ninja omni playlist
@codydh3 You're dead and just haven't realized it yet. That's how stealthy the Ninja is.
Greenstorm33 4 months ago
@Greenstorm33 hmm *thinks about it* nope im not dead
codydh3 4 months ago
Wow!! He finally answered a question of mine. I feel like I'm on top of the world now. Ninja, dude you rule.
stspeight 4 months ago
how many ninja's does it take to sculpturize a dragon?
ShadowOpsNinja 4 months ago
Can a ninja eat a entire Epic Meal Time creation?
lifto111 4 months ago
will you give me candy on halloween without killing me assuming that i know where you live
TheJADFilms 4 months ago 17
Is there a way to avoid being killed by a ninja?
okeywatnu 4 months ago
i was afraid there was no Ninja theme song at the beginning lol
Way to be sneaky like a ninja hah
AudiiHengbok 4 months ago
How would a ninja survive against the four horsemen of the apocolypse?
Taylor202 4 months ago
Ninja, I've lost my grandma! Can u help me find her.
emoff123 4 months ago
can ninjas rhyme ORANGE?!
guywithbighead 4 months ago
how do ninjas go unnoticed by csi when you don't wear gloves?
wererat2000 4 months ago
is there anyone you won't kill?
culwin 4 months ago
bad audio ninja might wanna get that fixed, but otherwise good vid
Lugia417 4 months ago
"I keep my shirkens in the freezer over night... AHEHEHEEHE!" lol!
sugarbean13 4 months ago
Who does your tailoring?
lawerencerowe 4 months ago
Would there be cyber ninjas in the future?
MinecraftandJacob 4 months ago
I have a question for you. How do you learn to summon the elements and use them as projectiles against foes?
nelsoncarmo26 4 months ago
since you are a ninja who likes to talk, Are you a fan of marvel comics Merc with a Mouth "Deadpool"? If so, Are you ready for them to make the Deadpool Movie?
EVILTEXAN1980 4 months ago
Ninja ninja, ninja ninja ninja, ninja?
themaskofpucca 4 months ago
Can ninjas get together without killing each other?
Fenrakk101 4 months ago
Is there any gangster ninjas?
jeffreybubblez7 4 months ago
Is there a ninja kkk?
electricgriz 4 months ago
Not omni worthy.
calypso6669 4 months ago
Who would win in a fight between you and three other ninjas?
cheny11007 4 months ago
Are there any zombie ninjas? And if so how would you kill/un-infect it?
ranna4eva 4 months ago
What do ninjas dress up as for Halloween?
SenseiSpongebob 4 months ago
What happens when a ninja goes to the doctors office?
turquoiseblonde95 4 months ago
Can a ninja make an omelet without the use of his hands?
turquoiseblonde95 4 months ago
What is your favorite color of socks you wear?
supersandvichyay 4 months ago
Is there a such thing as ninja sex?
SNT508 4 months ago
Are there any ninjas that are bronies.
Zeke25 4 months ago
this is a long shot but what is the doctors true name!?
kayman01 4 months ago
Ninja, why did you stop making videos as often? once a month is not enough to feed my ninja need...
ninjadelasombra 4 months ago
How would you kill The Hulk? Or super-man, but hulk is harder.
OnycrestArkAngel121 4 months ago 2
How do ninjas deal with trolls?
digitalparker 4 months ago
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since ninjas so everything so stealthy and fast, can a ninja satisfy a woman?
How would they even know it was in there? ;)
godstrikez 4 months ago
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godstrikez 4 months ago
Why is your voice so epicly amazing??
coronacobra 4 months ago 3
Why do ninja and pirates hate each other?
t3hr4nd0m1 4 months ago 13
Is there anyone you won't kill?
leafblight27 4 months ago
very nice.
Remuko 4 months ago
Do ninjas do thanksgiving?
Nobody039 4 months ago
will you please show up at annoying orange again?
Rukawa43 4 months ago
YAY! The Theme Song is Back!!
ZacharyHolzboog 4 months ago
I heard Power Rangers aren't ninjas because they are colorful. Is this true?
youngshadow1 4 months ago
welcome back!
madasrabbits06 4 months ago
Is Chuck Norris an honorary ninja, or are ninjas honorary Chuck Norises?
YognautColin 4 months ago
DO ninjas take vacations?
doomcoda57 4 months ago
A ninja just killed me, how am i able to ask this question when im dead?
mesner5 4 months ago
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mesner5 4 months ago
do Ninja sing?
legofishingboy1 4 months ago
do ninjas ever get bored with killing people on a regular basis?
tyrel340 4 months ago
why do ninja kill people for fun?
yoshimiysu14 4 months ago
@yoshimiysu14 why not? haha
DECOUVREZ1 4 months ago
ya my speaker crakled up too and awsome job!
Notaunicorn36 4 months ago
Ha, I get the orange joke.. I think..
DhakkanProd 4 months ago
@DhakkanProd He guest-starred on Annoying Orange
Regfife 4 months ago
Were anybody else's speakers crackling during this ep?
Awesome job by the way!
frickfrock999 4 months ago 71
@frickfrock999 yeah i think they need a better recording mic, my camera does the same thing
Rashoni 4 months ago
@frickfrock999 mine did
Remuko 4 months ago
@frickfrock999 mine too
lilwrath8 4 months ago
@frickfrock999 yeah... i thought it was just me, lol
joels341 4 months ago
@frickfrock999 i have noticed this with alot of videos.. i thought it was my speakers...
mmuzey 4 months ago
@frickfrock999 yea, it was wierd.
mattig89ch 4 months ago
1:12... ARGH MY EARS!
TheSymbianFreak 4 months ago
You're hand motions have increased, and your jokes have gotten equally as lame.
Yoshflakes 4 months ago
What is the ninja divorce process like?
xcesena12 4 months ago
I like the response to the question about the matrix.
8yerbrain 4 months ago
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Do ninjas like Dr. Pepper?
The40836 4 months ago
If Chuck Norris became a ninja, would life as we know it dissapear?
Bibleman4555 4 months ago
are you a brony?
guthro123 4 months ago
what's your opinion on the swedish government?
IVscythia 4 months ago
can you do a omnibus of all the batman questions that you have ignored?
alexpskywalker 4 months ago 2
In bed, Do you have anny Ninja positions? Something like the Shuriken stand?
SuperTripleKiller 4 months ago
wink. I laughed.
VeritasUnae 4 months ago
What non Ninja being is on par with a Ninja?
bainick 4 months ago
Do ninjas follow politics?
loveWarGames 4 months ago
Hey Ninja, what are you gonna be for Halloween this year?
QualienMatt 4 months ago 2
Audio spikes everywhere :(
b1uwave 4 months ago
Aren't you going to get into trouble with the High Ninja Council for revealing all their secrets?
flibs69 4 months ago
Do you agree with Rene Descartes?
TheOblivion77 4 months ago
Did you see Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy? It was such a bad movie.
Seccc 4 months ago
Whats faster a ninja or a neutrino?
Mralec007 4 months ago
Is cancer a formidable opponent for a ninja?
futurestoryteller 4 months ago
how do you feel about ninjas losing to spartans in deadliest warrior
ziak2goo 4 months ago 65
@ziak2goo
IT'S BULL SHIT!!!
THAT FAT DICK-HOLE TRIED TO SAY THAT A SPARTAN COULD TAKE A METEOR HAMMER TO THE HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
gaybutte 4 months ago
Anyone else have audio problems?
Senereth 4 months ago