Part of "Tommy The Cat" by Primus, speed spoken (with HQ audio!)

[bestdudeever765]

fuck the spacebar

[RustyWaffle]

My favorite Primus song besides Pudding Time and Frizzle Fry <3

[ForForm]

You an auctioneer man?

[lowbudgetltd]

Do the Micro Machines commercial!

[Samuliee]

Your voice always reminded me of Les Claypool and then I found this. Truly awesome.

[SatisfiedShark]

how dose he do that

[HpPwnSauce]

In scotland that sounds normal haha, but on a serious note, thats pretty awesome

[pikachu7567]

You should be an auctioneer, I thought I could speed talk but I'm not that good lol

[LBC6893]

any dummy could do this though

[koopadude1]

WOW

[justinmclingberg]

now i'm reading everything really fast in your voice. lol i'm not even kidding

[astosky]

and methodically knocking peoples hats off, then i consider it high time to get to sea as soon as i can.

[azuriteblogs]

@LBC6893 u mad

[ThePhilosophyBoy]

@azuriteblogs u bad ( in the awesome, epic way )

[NickLovesMegan]

@azuriteblogs XD

[sugarizzy]

@LBC6893 wow ok rude

[LBC6893]

@sugarizzy youre right i apologize

[DeathIIV]

@LBC6893 FFUUUCKKK YOOOUUU HES FUNNYYY FUNNIER THAN YOU!!! in fact funnier than youll EVVERR BEE YOU go DELETE

[Saboor17MW2]

@LBC6893 fuck off -.-

[SanctumNex]

@LBC6893 >:3

[GanonMetroid]

This almost makes me want to add a vocals part to my chart.

Almost.

[skooterseven]

My mind was just blown.

[SpreadingInsanity]

...is... is this story time with a crackhead?

[blrsycth]

imagine if azurite rapped lol

[SailorXOdesSa]

WTF? XD

[thehsushoe]

You need to do an auction.. srsly.

[haloinred]

auction house 25$ lol

[LangTheBigWang]

Primus?

[DEIsaac]

I love you

[alonso275]

he left my eyes behind while i was reading it... 0_0

[BizyMix]

SOLD!!! 

[stidiwaba]

try doing those commercials on radio

[T3ZaNg]

did you used to do policy debate or something? lol

[azuriteblogs]

@T3ZaNg no, i think it's the environment i grew up around. my uncle and most of my family members speak faster than most people, especially my uncle, so i just adapted to it and learned to speak that fast also.

i also spent years as a baby (like from a few months old until 3 or so years old) studying english all the time, so it's always been one of my strongest subjects. consequently, i am terrible in math

[ItsAzureBlue]

@azuriteblogs I can empathise with this, English? Great. Maths? WE'LL DO IT LIVE

[KrazyKrippler]

@azuriteblogs I want you to do "It's the end of the world as we know it" really fast.

[MetalWaffles]

Are you a god? :)

[Xangue1]

you read quicker then i can speak xD

[gamester18]

You should read my english book for me. :D

[thenewaperez8696]

OMG 1 second!!!!! THAT'S A NEW RECORD!!!!!

[MrGorditotechdecker]

holy fuckkkkkk

[cotyghero]

lol it's funny, you talk as fast as i read

[edctgbujm123]

Even faster than Les!

[legolas7201]

@edctgbujm123 WTF LES IS WAY FASTER

[azuriteblogs]

@legolas7201 actually, check the original song and then check this video, sentence by sentence i was going faster on average.

[yinyang555]

Are you cereal.

[azuriteblogs]

@yinyang555 yes

[TheZackarios]

@yinyang555 He's SUPER cereal.

[yo100ish]

and so it was official azurite was one of the fastest speed readers on earth

[trogdor1oh1]

I once spoke this fast, after 5 cups of coffee.

[GRIM1000Eyes]

look up the girl who speed-read a Doctor Seuss book, and try and do that.

[azuriteblogs]

@GRIM1000Eyes yeah i can't do that, i get stuck on tongue-twister stuff like that haha

[AIRampage]

primus FUCK YA!

[ShiekracySH]

auction man?

[finalfantasy10121]

MY EYES LOST! D:

[wolfthing11]

I'm at a loss of words

[thoraxtheimpaler09]

Primus sucks!

[Katesith47]

@thoraxtheimpaler09 You suck!

[techfreak243]

mind explosion

[Forbidden5]

holy shit.

[Loto346]

You should work for FedEx

[mrbutterton]

you should go to a drive-thru and order something like this lol

[azuritereaction]

@djsmithslhs i could probably do a handstand or something haha

[Rockband2stream]

".....results may vary"

[toymasheenSH]

Tom Waits ftw

[3DCheeze]

people who say this is Bullshit and this is sped up is are total Fags. If he did the Sound of his voice will be high pitched.

[jordannugs]

@3DCheeze no one said anything about it being bullshit though

[Mattieee0wnz]

THIS IS INSANE!

[24Jjssonicfan24]

Just like that thing I saw a few hours ago...

[stevo185]

I lost you about halfway through that o.O

[Mattsebas123]

How it was meant to be sung

[tatfr0guy]

you should be one those people who say the disclaimers at the end of drug commercials who talk really fast.

[azuritereaction]

@tatfr0guy i would like to have that as a job

[islandnetwork]

...Dayum.

[XxEonZxX]

holy fuck...

slooooooooooooooooow doooooooooooooooown

[redrum248]

hahahah fucking nice man! good job i cant speak fast for shit lol

[navebucketdude]

if only it was a cover...but still mad props bro

[vampireseras]

Clap. Clap. Clap.

[ozydrummer]

i couldnt even read as fast as u talked

[S3bz3r0]

@ozydrummer same for me

[ozydrummer]

your smart

[framk20SH]

SET; VAR (MIND) = BLOWN;

[Bulzeeb15]

It just rolls off the tongue.

[FreakX11]

Ummmm... I didn't quite catch that say it one more time?