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Ranks right up there with "Bras on 45," "I'm a Wanker," and "Wanking Your Blues Away" on my faves from Ivor. They made a pair of boots out of JTA's foreskin. Thank you so much for sharing this.
rudie328 7 months ago
hahahahahha
im off the ground
but i still cant stop laughing
i know a john thomas
ikarljoseph 1 year ago
doesn't john thomas mean penis in British slang... cuz I live in the U.S. and I have a friend named John Thomas lol
TheBlueGoldenHawk 1 year ago
@TheBlueGoldenHawk It does mate
gilbertgrissom9691 1 year ago
@TheBlueGoldenHawk LOL yup. When I was a wee laddie, in the States, it was called John Henry (like the railroad man).
CIAfreak 1 year ago
@CIAfreak ok lol
TheBlueGoldenHawk 1 year ago
John's dead, I've taken his place! :D
CIAfreak 2 years ago
hahaha, made me lol :)
rmellis 2 years ago
myn and jig the sheep sh***er :P:P:P
hillyboy1234 2 years ago
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hillyboy1234 2 years ago
Best Ivor Biggun song ever !!!
Skalagrim117 2 years ago
Lol my last name is Allcock
Skutz0r 3 years ago
More Filth Dirt Cheap! In my cd changer :P
VeinAST 3 years ago
YAY ...good for you
Pinkletoony 3 years ago
LMFAO .. CANNY FUNNNY [=
12LoopyLucy 3 years ago
tis true
Pinkletoony 3 years ago
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thought u didnt like the stuff i sent ya... oh well it was a long time ago u sent this message, oh well lol :O
straffster2 2 years ago
brilliant. been laughing for an hour. thank you, pinkletoony.
tigerbay70 3 years ago 3
nice to see that I brought some joy to the world
Pinkletoony 3 years ago
sorry but we only have your word for that... lol
Pinkletoony 3 years ago
original jhon thomas allcock is better
thegaz93 3 years ago
I can just imagine! LOL 1 of my brother's was named Richard. while he was in the Army, he was razzed when in the latrine to "open the door Richard but don't close it on me Dick"
gmajkl 3 years ago
I guess that would be 2X as bad for him
Pinkletoony 3 years ago
OMG- this is my MAIDEN name!!b-u-t I dunno if we're related..this is sooo funny! thanx:)
gmajkl 3 years ago
I worked with a guy that had this name ... needless to say he got alot of stick over it
Pinkletoony 3 years ago
OMG- this is my MAIDEN name!!b-u-t I dunno if we're related..this is sooo funny! thanx:)
gmajkl 3 years ago
u got to love a bit of all cock lol
wevskysgirl 4 years ago
and "John Thomas" has plenty
Pinkletoony 4 years ago
This is my new favorite song!
albatrossforlife 4 years ago
lmao
Pinkletoony 4 years ago
lol! hahaha gr8 vid
flamez4595 4 years ago
thnx
Pinkletoony 4 years ago