Steven Wright: on a bus

[hellofaname]

Yesterday, I returned a movie. The people in the theater were pissed!

[TheVader2]

I once put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time.

[rocky6081]

wazzup...?... you can prick your little finger but you can finger your little prick

[rocky6081]

i once paid a dwarf prostitute $100 to go up on me

[rocky6081]

DEATH TO ALL LITTERBUGS!

[tabooman]

I'm Bucky goldstein.

[sexyswe]

Awesome. My brother used to date a blonde Asian girl and calls his friend the Jewish Cowboy. I bet they'd both get a kick out of this. Lol

[Alphabex8]

this is 20 times better than Log Jammin'

[PSRRFH]

excellent words, beautifully illustrated.

[Logicalpsycho2323]

IM NAMING MY KID BUCKY GOLDSTEIN!!

[MrTrevdagg]

about as funny as a hemroid .Yanks cant do comedy

[dabears554]

Yes! I'm Jewish!

Now I just need the hat...

[TimClague]

and a bus!

[andyandymax]

and a girl!

[f00db01]

wait a minute a blone chinese girl on a bus... i'm not convinced...

[ManicRevelation]

His hair's even funkier when it's animated.

[TimClague]

if such a thing were possible!!!

[pancholin89]

cool video, thanks man :D

[fazelife]

haha nice

[narugirl777]

xD lol

[TimClague]

cheers

[Eirelav111]

Isn't it weird that the lady is viewed in the BLUE and the man is viewed in PINK?! Was that done intentionally to add to the weirdness of the scene?

[TimClague]

Yes! To keep it suitably odd - in the Steven Wright style!

[bobbystips]

If only I could find my novelty pink cowboy hat that I won from that coconut shy. And that set of fake sideburns from that time I dressed up as Elvis.

[Smileater]

Nice one --

[hecatesmagickchild]

he is one of the best.

[Maharg23]

from the ol school

[LeonJordison]

Ha funny

[ChainsmokingPothead]

never heard him say anything that wuzn't funny :D

[OverlordJake]

lol, I love Steven Wright's comedy.

[dreaming4ffr]

This one is sooo awsome =D

[jugganaut35]

If you like Steven Wright, you'll LOVE Mitch Hedberg, may he RIP.

You can definitely tell Wright was a huge influence on Hedberg's humor, but man oh man Hedberg took it to another level.

[tacbot89]

that was awesome :)

[wwwmarkstaycom]

As an animator I love colour treament and it was a great gag.

[DSheafz]

lol

[segould]

LOL!!!!

[vs0727]

LMFAO...thats an ending

[theblueswolf]

jaja, funny

[pmwblindy]

that was fuggin hilarious

[dowling1981]

pmwblindy - Can you please mind your language?

[pmwblindy]

no problemo

[dowling1981]

Te estoy agredecido :)

[Pauly53]

What the F|_|ck is your problem jackass?!

[dowling1981]

Pauly - Why do you cuss me? What be yon problem, dirty sanchez?

[torgosassistant]

Anytime someone tells me to watch my language I just ask "What channel is it on?"

[dowling1981]

torgo - it is on the channel of politeness and decency, ken?

[shinyapples]

if you don't like the language, which, by the way, is spelled a different way so no one gets offended, don't read the comments.

[dowling1981]

shiny - How could I know there was cruel and foul language without having read the comment first? What you are asking is an impossibility, ken?

[shinyapples]

Oh, come on, dowling. You know there's going to be "cruel and foul" language. There always is. Some people can't help themselves. Plus, you told the only guy that purposely misspelled his "foul" word to watch his language. Technically, he didn't use "foul" language.

[Badartist]

Saying bastard as basturd is still saying bastard.

[shinyapples]

I was talking about the guy who said "fuggin" I didn't even notice the word "basturd" anywhere.

[Badartist]

That's because no-one ever said it. It was an example. I just read your comment and the one you replied to. 'fuggin' sounds like a slang term for 'fuckin'... which is quite ironic since the f-word is slang.

[dowling1981]

shiny apples - Happy new year til ye and Trallagh. Have you consulted with Molly Hodgkins about how to proceed?

[shinyapples]

dowling - thanks, and the same to you, but i think i missed the boat on your comment about Molly Hodgkins. who the heck is that and what are you talking about? maybe i'm an ignoramous, but perhaps you could 'splain it to me, Lucy.

[dowling1981]

Molly Hodgkins is as she does. Was their new years eve something to behold?

[varbed213]

lol steven wright is the best

[ihavethebest]

this space is supposed to be about steven, stop talking about hacks when you could be talking about one of the greatest comeadians ever

[KazeRyu]

XD!

[InfoSecNomad]

DEF'n *****!

[lee12343215]

dane does steal sometimes but he is one of the funniest son of a bitches alive and anyone who doesnt think hes funny is crazy this guy is good too but why would that make people say dane is bad? hes brilliant

[jugganaut35]

You mean whoever wrote the material that Dane Cook stole is brilliant, don't you?

[SAflashtubfanpage]

hahahaha thats fucking brilliant!

[citizenkong]

comedy for the thinking man!!

[Alacard0malley]

many lulz

[TitenSxull]

George Carlin has to be the smartest comedian left, Steve Wright is great too... Dane Cook, while his comedy isn't as intelligent, is hilarious, he's got energy, enthusiasm, stage presence, and elaborate hilarious material...

[Whiteandorange]

lol

[vestalmike15]

i agree that was hilarious

[koinshaku]

Possibly his longest, and best, joke.

[CultureCrossbreed]

No way, his best. His one-liners crack harder.

"I was up all night playing poker with tarot cards...I got a full house and four people died."

"When I was little, I wished the first word I ever said was the word quote, so that right before I died, I could say: unquote."

[DMthereprobate]

true... i neva heard the poker one made me laugh my fuckin ass of iss so funny i aint even type lmfao for shorts

[CarlPlaysMusic]

That was great

[spidey2064]

today it seems like every comic just steals material from each otehr, except for dane cook, no one steals from him cause he straight up sucks. anyway hey for those who like steven wright you should swing by my channel to check the stuff i got of him. 58 minutes of steven wright doing his thing on stage. funny stuff.

[toreadoroflove]

so she likes kinky friendman?

[sanjgij]

Hahhaha. That was hilarious.

[Derpinguin44]

Ahh, a Steven Wright classic.

[mwink]

beautiful blonde chinese girl, eh?

[eric67lemans]

that was so freakin funny, you need to post more of these ,and will somebody please post the whole "when the leaves blow away skit"

[CFrango87]

he's catholic. the hair doesn't make him jewish.

[TimClague]

Has it got better in the last 29 years?

[sharkirule]

hahahaha nice

[kennypeeandpoo]

I'm 36 and I heard this joke when I was 7!

[sn1zzo]

Im 24 & have never heard it. So now thanks to this guy I'm not going to miss out. :) And all comedy is ripped off. The only 2 original comedians left on Earth are Dave Cheppelle and Dane Cook.

[Jonias7]

Dane Cook's a fucking idiot.

He's only popular with the young generation and his ADD humor is certainly not as intelligent as Steveb Wright's.

[Semaj7]

DANE COOK an original comedian. You sir, may be the greatest comedian of all time. Dane Cook an original comedian, LMAO.

[sn1zzo]

Who does he steal from?

[zaphodc]

Egad! How could Stephen Wright ever *find* jokes like that to steal?

This guy is irreplacable!

[sn1zzo]

Hey Man, I like Stephen. The guy above me said that DANE COOK Steals from other comedians. So I was wondering who COOK Steals from. Im not saying Dane Cook doesnt steal, Im just saying I've never heard him do it yet... So Semaj, Please Enlighten me.

[jugganaut35]

Dane Cook stole from Louis CK. Search "Dane Cook Joke Thief" on here.

Dane Cook is an unfunny hack joke thief.

Ooooh if I SCREAM IT that must mean it's funny!

[shinyapples]

I couldn't agree with you more! All Dane Cook does is yell the punchlines and he sucks! Of course, that's my humble opinion.

[AlexanderZaalberg]

Never heard of Dan Cook. Just "you tubed" his name and watched his videos. Not my cup of tea. his vocabulary doesn't go much further than fucking-fucking-fucking.... Not funny. Steven is quite funny. Although to non americans sometimes hard to follow.

[CFrango87]

steven isn't jewish.

[TimClague]

But now its in glorious animation!!!

[HypnoPro]

hes been doing that bit since like 1984

[BNL07604]

that one just killed me!

[snailout]

that is absolutely charming, the stand up of steven wright is of course #1, but the anim was so in tune with his performance, ty

[muttleee]

Superb! Where do these animations come from?